I wanna rape god

>>43567536
i'm rly in a stale-mate here:
on the one hand i'm in the city and wanna get home (it's 5am and i had yesterday off work)
but on the other hand i have to wait until church starts anyway, even if i get home now

gonna think abt it while getting an unholy amount of shit at mcdonalds now

oh yeah catholicuck cunts have him fly up today, I'm grateful for the extra day off that blessed me with this 4 day weekend so that I can try to make progress on my life beyond the 9-5 grind that's slowly moving me closer to being too old to fix things enough
that and whit monday allowing me to do a 5 day one in 2 weeks, who knows, maybe yeezy will help me unfuck the soul, brain and body the creator has blessed me with

>>43570195
It's for Lutherans too... But this is also why holidays are so important, as it gives people relief from being cogs in a soulless capitalist machine that's killing everyone and our world.

no today is the day that beezlebub devoured the serpent soul of Indiana Jones, creating Chewbacca the Defiled. Chewbacca would later become a cult classic religious figure until he was bastardized in the film "Star Wars". Before the common person knew only this iteration of Chewbacca, mythos has it that the real Chewbacca lived on a plane existing outside of heaven, hell, and purgatory, now known as Birmingham, Alabama. This is the explanation for Bigfoot sightings across the United States. When one would get close to Chewbacca, Chewbacca would rape and seed these lost travelers, even the males, who would end up giving birth to the future demiurge of society known as Zorp

Run my friends! Zorp is coming! All will be returned to its glorious vapor state soon for we will become one with Zorp and ascend to our rightful place next to his throne in Nbarhdiclah

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>>43567536
I'm not praying to a Jew. Nice try tho schlomo