QOTT:Do you have a favorite geode/gemstone?What's your birthstone and do you like it?Do you believe in the healing properties of geodes?Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Previous threat: >>43499865
>>43572847Nope, I just like mine because if she topaz yellow and I don't like yellow
>>43572847Thank you for making a thread OP
>>43572869>Nope, I just like mine because if she topaz yellow and I don't like yellowwhat even
>>43572875I had to prevent another breeder edition by any means necessary
>>43572699bro i'd get beat to death for posting in here next con. it's a skulldog variant tho if anyone with a true and honest pussy is dtf.
ANALSEX
my girlfriend i met on the clg discord is driving across the country to see me rn :)
>>43572893Exactly as I intended :^)>>43572846>post on lolcow>get banned for being a moidThat was my only experience there>>43572912>bro i'd get beat to death for posting in here next con.Can't you take a picture in a way that isn't identifiable?>it's a skulldog variant thoI have no clue what that means
>>43572924Fuck I missed you again>>43572928That's nice anon :)Which discord did you meet in?
>Don't worry anyhowJust explain anything to me (...)Or what the problem is (...)Eh...>It's not like everything is up to everyone, me or God>>43572842This means complete and absolute pragmatism complying to any practical, pragmatic, realistic in this whole wide world :3
>>43573095You mentioned not being gay earlier, are you a bislut?
>>43572928will you fuck her in the pussay
>>43572847pussy rock candy
>>43573111Mind that, whatever anyone here calls itself (to show my friendliness I will specifically name mineself too) It is not a name. If it's a name, might as well forget about it. It is a life long commitment.Deep personal consequences. Not just to oneself. . .To they are related. To everyone.
Sorry,To they THAT are related to someone, an individual.>>43573111Also the thing ittIt is certain ye wouldn't 1x XY =a medicine= 1x XXThat's is for the rest of life and meanwhile hypocritically prostitutes everywhere.>Prostitutes ): >Broadly said, longer storyBut no I wonder if there is anything more straight as I am in this world.
>>43572965I missed you too!
>>43572944i mean i'm sure it's possible but i'm stupid enough i don't wanna try. pic related but not mine.
thinking about asian MILFs on this fine evening
>>43574764Finally some good fucking food.
>>43572965clg3 is the only active one i think, i know 2 is shut down>>43573142yes>>43574325no
>>43573095are you a heckin wombyn terf
I caught it across the ass today. I deserved it but goddamn, people like this? People enjoy this? Shit still burns five hours later. Fucking handshaped bruise right on IN the meat. Surprised the shit out of me and I whapped my head standing up.
>>43577502>clg3 is the only active one i thinkI would assume the original still is as well
>>43572847>>43572893lol vagina rocks
>decide to be straight from now on>persistent daydreams about pussyneed more yaoi
>>43581348Are you sure you're cis, sis?
>>43583046>O good lard iesusO good lard iesusI wasn't in the wrong thread. I wasn't in the right thread. I'm just going to post it again.Also reply to me if I would do something wrong according to anyone.
Also the cunt ****** music religion produces. If any e.g. music find a fine satanic music for ye.We're not dumb here. Though still in powress.Or better evenhttps://youtu.be/EgTzZ-94CDc?si=zGQQij2v09zi9gzB
>>43583131Was this just as I >>43583135>>43583157were posting hereCunt ****** enli imme do ye some thing ye *******
https://youtu.be/iSR3DIRce1A?si=FOY__jyg8R0FRRW6
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I will /pol/ for ur Russia>I will
https://youtu.be/02Jo_NHl2tw?si=a_RA5XOqmCWwfdxZ
What the fuck is going on?
>>43584694Ja dear say something is going ONhttps://youtu.be/tMJACYaq3Eo?si=A-ZbIM8rUAdCaeBL
>https://youtu.be/d8-mZ3lLQSw?si=FSsBuFQWf-CE4o2Khttps://youtu.be/d8-mZ3lLQSw?si=FSsBuFQWf-CE4o2K>https://youtu.be/d8-mZ3lLQSw?si=FSsBuFQWf-CE4o2K
https://youtu.be/a3Laqd2Ahf0?si=zeogzyGUuhloRkwW
https://youtu.be/dZkbhA1NcTM?si=eqk557rTry4UY879Suppotrt me as I As I ur Russia in /uhg/ /chug/ in /pol/
Ik wil dat nederlandase taal geaccepteerd word thier
https://youtu.be/ixkpPLFKjEs?si=nan7EBtsSyvNREK4
https://youtu.be/jda1_unnTrc?si=Fs4OA0WH5EeO3ObL
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>>43572847>Do you have a favorite geode/gemstone?Rock Lobster>What's your birthstone and do you like it?Are you seriously and unironically implying rock astrology is a thing?>Do you believe in the healing properties of geodes?Yeah, not falling for this one again!
>>43572893You did good, anon...You did good!
>>43585161>Are you seriously and unironically implying rock astrology is a thing?here u go babygorilla
Sometimes I just wonder, how a small humble general like ours attracts so many dedicated derailers and shitposters.What is it about lesbians that triggers immature manchildren so much?
>>43585250This schizo is fun. I'm listening to all the music.
https://youtu.be/jda1_unnTrc?si=0sBVAMQTLmBLEofd
>>43585161>>43585238>Evangelical heresyPls ignore her, here is the TRVE birthstone chart
>>43585335Why the hassle? They can't even score with straight women.
>>43585250could just be someone having an episode
>>43585335Looks like anon got holocausted for this postRest In Peace :(
You ever had a moment where you realize how low class you are? The woman in front of me at Walmart squatted down and wiped her pussy with the cart wipes before shopping and my only thought was "Damn I bet the alcohol stings."
>>43585624I think anon got holocausted for airing her school shooter aspirations a few posts above the one you're pointing at.
>>43585907I doubt that as whenever there is another transgender school shooter the rest of this board celebrates and makes similar posts to this one >>43581348 and none of them get banned.This post >>43583131 could be the ban reason (for obvious reasons) but I think it is more likely this one >>43585335 for the use of the word m*id.I have been banned 4 times for using the word m*id in /clg/ (twice for mtfs and twice for cis men), the moderator considers it a highly offensive slur.
>>43585981>I have been banned 4 times for using the word m*id in /clg/ (twice for mtfs and twice for cis men), the moderator considers it a highly offensive slur.that's fucking hilarious
Dustborn was WAY better than this Mixtape shit. Dustborn was self aware to a point at least.
>>43585902>The woman in front of me at Walmart squatted down and wiped her pussy with the cart wipes before shoppingAmerica is a third world country you can't convince me otherwise
>>43586030I actually screenshot all my bans so here you go.The three posts I was replying to were posts linking to the transbian general, which I obviously considered off-topic
thinking about getting a similar haircut to this
>>43586436Looks bad imo
>>43586436Hair grows back, go nuts. Even if you hate it you'll only suffer temporarily
>>43586436>>43586446I think it looks fine on the girl in the pic but would look bad on most
Like, I wanna get extensions but I have the wrong kind of hair for it and it would look weird but, counterpoint; fuck you I wanna be rapunzel
>>43586082Lmao """they""" are so retarded for this.
>>43586541Better watch what you say, """they""" don't like being criticized lol
>>43586541Looking back through my bans I got banned twice a month for basically no reason in 2023 and 2024 and that doesn't happen anymore.I don't think I've even been banned this year, only received a warning, maybe the old strict asshole mod quit after the sharty hack as many of them did.Here is another funny ban for using the M-slur.The context is a tranny from outside of /clg/ and the anti-circumcision activist guy from /pol/ (who is also a proud misogynist and homophobe) had a 200 post argument that fully cancerd a /clg/ thread.The tranny mistakenly thought the anti-circumcision activist guy was a lesbian terf and the anti-circumcision activist guy obviously hates trannys so they were arguing for many hours lol.
Got recently banned for calling a notorious paedophile and tvtropes/reddit reject out.Even though this is an anonymous board, his weird syntax and writing style and his incredible hatred towards lesbians makes him pretty easy to spot across multiple websites, even though he denies it, but he always uses the same insults.It is scary to know though that he has a mod on speed dial who can ban you for half a month for unspecified "forbidden text".
>>43587719>banned textThat's not one I've ever seen before, you can't even report people for it>his weird syntax and writing style and his incredible hatred towards lesbians makes him pretty easy to spot across multiple websitesCan you link to some posts of his?
>>43584720Dutch anon how well do you understand this girl?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBs_qhcNUqA
>>43587765https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkvadv8DJQIf you wanna summon him, go to /v/ /co/ /a/ and whatever boards he may frequent and post something involving lesbians or yuri.He also posts from multiple devices (all geared up with 4chan passes) pretending to be multiple people talking and agreeing with each other.Will call you a tranny for liking yuri, but then again, he is a paedophile and a diaper fetishist and he doesn't like it when you use guilt by association right back at him. In short, a sad excuse of human being. Oh and his name IRL is Israel, lol.
>>43587835>If you wanna summon him, go to /v/ /co/ /a/ and whatever boards he may frequent and post something involving lesbians or yuri.You know the anti-circumcision activist guy I was talking about in this post here >>43586702I've seen him on /a/ /vt/ /tv/ /pol/ and /v/ before sperging out about lesbians in every thread, one time on /vt/ he was posting screencaps from /clg/ (mostly of posts that were made by a confirmed tranny but he didn't know that) and using them as proof that all lesbians must be put to death.He was also seething about mcburger over there.I wonder if it's the same guy lol.
>>43587936Yeah, that's him.He may also be the confirmed tranny. He loves to talk to himself.
>>43587964Well anon I found out why you got banned, mentioning the farm website by name gets you an immediate 13 day 3 hour ban from all boards.That websites name is the "banned text"I always wondered why posters on 4chan started calling that site "green reddit" and figured it was because of some wordfilterI had a bigger post but it got deleted and I'm not going to type it out again.
>>43572847there was this bisexual hooters worker i used to be in love with... i wonder where she is now
Would it bother you if your girlfriend was best friends with her ex? They still send each other long letters and everything. Maybe it upsets me because I've only had relationships where my ex and I had a very hard time letting go of each other and could only break up by going no contact. Hearing stories about what things she's done with this girl, always put in relation to whether it was before, after, or during their relationship stings. And stories about how they'd drunkenly made out.I can tell why she and her ex aren't together in present day. A relationship wouldn't work between them. But that doesn't mean she can't still betray me by hooking up with her.
>>43589261It's sometimes inevitable being friends with exes given the limited dating pool. But best friends is a bit too much.Conflicts usually arise, if your gf is friends with your ex. Reading your case, is that a long distance thing or do you live close-by? The way you are describing it I have to wonder why they went their separate ways, unless they broke it off because maintaining a long-distance relationship is unreasonable, which would explain the long letters though.
>>43589261>lettersIs you gf an 80yo
>>43589388Not sure why they broke up, I want to know but it's hard to ask. From the timeline it could have just been because my girlfriend moved away. This has occurred to me and it bothers me that they're still so close if this is the case. Doesn't that mean that the distance is the only thing keeping them from dating? Could also be because the best friend trooned out, allegedly doesn't pass as male, but that's ideologically unaligned with my girlfriend's beliefs.Girlfriend claims that she was pressured into this relationship by the friend, but I find this questionable when I know they hooked up several times after the relationship had already ended.I am honestly not okay with this situation, so breaking up is in the cards. After all, I don't want to tell her she has to change her other relationships for me. But I don't know how I would even frame breaking up with her in a way that doesn't unfairly affect their relationship.
>>43589535Before doing something drastic, communicate.Tell her how it makes you feel, why it makes you feel this way. Be honest about it.Watch her react to it and see how she explains it.Communication is key, always.Don't waste your time theory crafting on shaky grounds.
>>43589719Ugh, you're right. No point in all of this trepidation. Thanks for being straightforward.
>>43589763Good luck, I wish you well.
i'm so drunk i love you clg>>43589404letters are fuckin awesome but probably romantic. writing letters to anyone who isn't my gf is like pulling teeth
>>43590002I can't drink or smoke for at least a year, but ilu too
introduced my 65lb german shepard to my gf's 6lb runt cat. cat has started sitting in the middle of the stairs licking herself while my dog stares, afraid, until i come move her so she can go past. is this just standard issue cat behavior? i've never had one and i've never seen the cat get aggressive with either my dog or a human.
>>43591135that cat beat the crap out of him when you weren't looking
>>43586589>>43586702>>43587719sharing this link for no particular reason :^)https://4chan.org/feedbackhttps://4chan.org/feedbackhttps://4chan.org/feedbackhttps://4chan.org/feedback
I got tons of stretchy pants and comfy shoes and slippers. I got a few small moomoos too, excuse me "maternity dresses"I'm not gonna fit anytime soon, they're heug ponchos right now but watch me fill them in
>>43593926In a few months you might want to look into that belt thing for support, don't know what it's called. Anyway, how are you feeling? Any morning sickness?
I'm yakking in the early early and smells are Super prominent. Sometimes it's just nauseated and sometimes I'm grabbing my nephew by the back of his shirt and yeeting him out of my way while I'm turning my stomach inside out. Watery mouth and then suddenly MOVE. I got the bucket, but I'm afraid of spilling or smell. I'm gonna start leaking again before long, my tits are already sore.
>>43593993>>43594124I'm planning on getting one of these, but I'll definitely look into the back brace
guys i think i feel a toothache formingit's a signa sign i'm about to spend a shit ton of money
>>43594124>my tits are already sore.It's a boy.
why are there so many normies on 4chan now? we all used to be completely dysfunctional femcels.
>>43596905There is nothing good about being a dysfunctional femcel and a lot of users have clawed their way out of the trap. Which should be celebrated imo.
>>43596905You completely missed the point.Before the phoneposter invasion, we used to pretend to be dysfunctional femcels, because it was funny doing so and 4chan's brand of humour back then was irony.Then genuine dysfunctional femcels joined us, who thought they were right at home and everything they said wasn't ironic, but serious and frankly pathetic.
>>43585981>I have been banned 4 times for using the word m*id in /clg/ moid moid moid
>>43597029>that image is now 10 years oldI wonder what it would look like now
>>43597075Do you really wanna know?
>>435970824stats charts are back at the least so now we can mourn /cgl/ again>now just 30 posts per day
biz chart is pretty brutal tooAlso how long does it take till you start getting the easy captchas again after clearing cookies?
>>43596905>>43596949I didn't claw my way out, I digged myself further in and crossed a line no one has crossed before.I am now completely burned out. I don't drink any more, because I am incapable of getting drunk, it's an instant hangover for me.I also stopped consuming porn, because I shlicked to everything there is out there, and nothing excites me any more. I have reached the depths of depravity, and it sent me straight back to normal. Except somewhere down there I lost my soul.Even intentionally making people mad and miserable online does not elicit any joy from me. I still do it sometimes, but it's mere nostalgia. A faint memory that there was a time in the past when it got a giggle out of me.
