I'd love to adopt a pooner and a boymoder. This is literally my dream, they would do 69 and I'd fuck them. We can play vidya together and watch anime. I'd talk to my pooner bro and we plan to rape boymoder-chan. And the next day I'd talk to boymoder-chan and we plan to rape pooner-kun.I'll go to work and those 2 will take care of the house. I come home, get nice food, we cuddle together... life is unfair. kms kms kms
>>43579183Polycule people always have a look to them... Poly people act like they just can't take care of themselves
>>43581008Its because polyoids are terminally incapable of commitment including to taking care of themselves.
I wish i could beat you to death with my hands and explode your head by stomping on it i have just had this dream it is one of my dreams now
>>43581014If they're all in a relationship together, shouldn't they take care of each other?
>>43581014>>43581008even when we try we still fail to stay on top of things for long ;~;I don't, enjoy, being useless..
>>43581008I will take care of them...
>>43579183if i cant have happiness then you cant have it either
>>43582445Fuck you. You are still allowed to join
>>43582513i dont like pooners thoughbeit id also like to have a three-way relationship. but neither of us will have it because god hates me and doesnt allow me to be happy and im taking you with me
>>43582588>i dont like poonersDon't say that.. slut.>god hates me and doesnt allow me to be happy and im taking you with meI can fix you
>>43582588>"I don't like pooners">it's Tiktok reposts of fat unattractive yt people
>>43582650>I can fix youyou cant.
>>43582676>you cant.I can fix everyone, except transbians... can't force them to love a man.
>>43582737ive already given up hope and have given in to hatred its too late
>>43582772I feel lonely, come back nona...
>>43584846i mean i still have this tab open
>>43579183it's like trying to put two cats who don't have the same pack smell in a room they just instantly start trying to kill each otheranon if you want boymoder and pooner boywives you need to understand that they're going to start coming to you complaining about the transmisandry tag on tumblr (with differenet opinions) and the boymoder is going to start complaining about how the gayden is using his AFAB status to maliciously exclude her from female activities
>>43584979this is true pooners are evil
>>43584893Good girl>>43584979Wait, do you really think it would play out like this? I thought that they might exclude me...>they're going to start coming to you complaining about the transmisandry tag on tumblr (with differenet opinions) and the boymoder is going to start complaining about how the gayden is using his AFAB status to maliciously exclude her from female activitieslmao, I NEED that. That sounds unironically fun. I'd take care of both of them.
>>43585063lmfao holy shit good luck thenthe biggest hurdle here is definitely not getting into a poly relationship with either a pooner or a boymoder. most of the trannies in either direction i know have no self respect and think they aren't good enough on their own for a cis partnerthe biggest hurdle is going to be getting a pooner and a boymoder (who are both attracted to cis men in this hypothetical) to be willing to even be in the same room as one another. pooners who want to fuck cis men are usually entirely the sexuality of a straight woman. bisexual boymoders will undoubtedly find this annoying and be jealous that the pooner has to do basically nothing to benefit from vagina privilege and the mutual genital envy will make them hate each other. They will get catty most likelyi just don't see how you could make it work but if you want to try, you're going to meet the types of gaydens who'd be into this at rocky horror picture show midnight showings (just stay to chat afterwards they definitely have these happening in your local city right now)you'll find the boymoders at smash tournaments. you can quickly get their attention by being the only bathed person in the room and openly talking about how terribly misrepresentative rocky horror picture show is of trans women (yes, you have to call them women) then flirt with one directly since they will not make the first move
>>43584979Why is every ftm supposed to be a white Tumblr user
>>43582650I don't think the general public gives a shit about the difference between bisexuality and pansexualityIf he came out as bi he may as well come out as pan
>>43585421because they are women
>>43579183>Picrel So pooners just look like Lars now?
>>43579183giwtwm
>>43585852they always have
>>43579183even if you get them to coexist you risk one of them detransing/going nonbinary
me and my st4t poon husband and the chaser pet we keep in the basement
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>>43585173>you can quickly get their attention by being the only bathed person in the roomkekd
