I live(d) with two trans roommates in Chicago. Like, barely on estrogen, just "escaped" from their parents house. I needed housing in Chicago ASAP so I agreed to split rent with these two other trans women. Things were going good for a few months (barely talked to them since I work as an EMT). I wake up in the middle of the night to have a post-midnight munch when I hear my trans girl roommates were talking by our fridge. Its like 2 AM (they came back from a party). As I come over there, they're talking about this other trans girl they met at this party and how they could tell she was a 4channer because she used the word, "AGP." (which apparently is a slur or something???). I often just go on /r9k/ and /tv/. I had a huge /pol/ phase but grew out of it. They were shittalking her, I try and chime in talking about how 4chan isn't that bad. We get into a whole argument about "is 4chan alt-right", incel culture, etc. Now being me, I was sleep-deprived from my job and also very mad with them because I've been covering rent for like the past 1 month because one of them lost their job at some rinky dink retail thrift store and the other quit from a call center job due to "college stress." So my one income was holding up a 3K apartment ... I leave them to "get a smoke." (they're still bitching). I, being ticked off, decide in the morning to go into their rooms and I steal their estrogen patches, their syringes (one of them did injections) and other E-shit. They come home after their "day of healing" and look at me PISSED. I tell them to get a job or no estrogen. They start crying and screaming. They get so hysterical, I flush down the supplies down the toilet. They start sobbing uncontrollably. I immediately pack my things and leave to live in a hostel (my name wasn't on the lease, there's was - they're fucked) Just locked down an apartment with a couple of normal people now.If that alleged 4chan girl actually scrolls here, that was for you bro!
>>43582876Did they pass
>>43582876Wow you sure showed them 4channers aren't dicks
>>43582876That's a crime bro
>>43582876>self-insert fanfic about chimping out and committing a felony over a minor disagreementAnd then everyone stood up and clapped.
>>43582974I don't think it is.What law did they break?
>>43582984Theft, destruction of property.
>>43582984>Penalties for stealing prescription drugs start at a minimum $1,000 fine and up to one year in prison for a first-time federal possession charge, but they escalate sharply from there.
>>43582989Theft of illegally acquired goods isn't actually a crime that the courts will uphold.
>>43583006No one DIYs patches, disphit.
>>43583006>illegally acquired goodsNobody DIYs with patches, tourist. Hope your butthole enjoys your mandatory minimum 1 year federal prison sentence after she reports you for felony theft of her prescription medication kek.
boooo boooo get better material
>>43583020>>43583040Try reading the OP.>syringes (one of them did injections)
>>43583040she got those patches from a trans friend of her. the person is not me. I'm OP. look idk any of this shit, but it looked like squares. I never dealt with a transgender patients so idfk. she told me she got it for a third source or online. I don't she made them by herself, I never she did made a patch by herself ???
>>43583057>I steal their estrogen patchesOne of them being on injections doesn't mean that they didn't also have patches. A lobotomy would somehow make you more intelligent at this point.
>>43583057>go into their rooms and I steal their estrogen patches
>>43583085Low-iq nigger-coded larp. You have to go back.
>>43583085sorry I'm like hella tired: she never made a patch by herself because I keep seeing DIY. she got a patch from a trans friend of hers as a "gift" during our "apartment-warming" party. i think everything else she got online, she said some third party shit, I don't know. point is, its not prescription. I'm not stupid. I knew it was black market shit so I ofc I flushed their shit down.
>>43583086>>43583095OP confirmed they're not prescription. >>43583085
>>43583107bro I'm sorry I have a night-job, I am operating under 1 hour of sleep!
>>43583113Of course op did, he's a retarded nigger who didn't do his research before writing this larp.
>>43583113Check the timestamps, and it's still theft and destruction of property. It's not a crime to have estrogen, let alone injection supplies.
>>43583125OP - this isn't /pol/ buddy.
>>43582974What are the reddithons gonna do make an anonymous call to the ACAB fascist police force that they hate so much?
>>43583132yes, its theft and destruction of property. are they gonna do anything? nope. they have no job, their savings are fucked and now they're hormonally imbalanced because no more estrogen. they ain't moving back to their parents place. maybe they'll crash at a friends' place but they're out of that apartment. they also were very messy and did no chores. I won't apologize for flushing their shit. they're a bunch of degenerate loser roommates and that was a wake-up call for them.
>i managed to flush dozens of 6 inch long packaged plastic objects down the toilet in a fit of violent nigger rage, just trust me bro it really happened
>>43582876you are definitely the pos in this scenario. i can get being pissed off that your roommates arent holding up their end, but like.... destroying their e? this is like some psycho narcissist shit. they even let you live there and youre not on the lease. literally you could have left and signed a new lease with someone at any timeand if you genuinely believe that 4chan isnt right wing and bad for your mental health you are legit retarded. it literally proves them right that 4trannies are pyscho retards.
>>43583163i smashed the syringes. I'm not a fucking novelist retard.
>>43583194maybe if you tried putting your violent impulses down on paper you wouldnt be such a spiteful faggot
>>43583166try working an all-night job. :) yes I am a POS. but it needed to be done. >let you live therenu-uh, I paid the majority of the rent even when they had their jobs. I even gave them the lease money. I funded the whole effing thing. it was payback. always had excuses -this one time, they brought this guy over stinking of shit. idk if he was drug dealer or whatever. the couch stunk for days. one of them would also burp loudly and never apologize. nasty, nasty pieces of shit.
>>43582876
>>43583213you're sad that someone you relate to actually go repercussions thrown at them? that's life. sorry. clean up your act. and yeah, I'll write down my violent impulses, would that make you feel like you're in a better "safe space." lmao.
>>43583218>nu-uh, I paid the majority of the rent even when they had their jobs. I even gave them the lease money. I funded the whole effing thing. it was payback. always had excusesounds like youve never had roommates before and are too pussy to express boundaries and blow up in intense the rage tantrums like a toddler. legit you could've just said no to paying extra for no fucking reason and save that money to get your own place. you werent on the lease and clearly hate these bitches, what is not clicking here lol? you have free will and a job>try working an all-night job"boo hoo i have to work a full time job!!!" so does every other broke bitch in this city. sounds like youre just stupid with money. use this as a lesson to learn how to not be walked all over. theres cheap places in this city. not hard to find
>>43582876which neighborhood?
>>43583290you don't get it. I loved flushing their medical supplies. Trans people as annoying like that do not deserve that shit. I didn't do to threaten to get a job. I did it because I was already intent on never hearing or seeing these normie idiots. So, I wanted a last FUCK YOU back to them. I don't care about losing money. I don't care about ethics. All I cared about was seeing those bitches suffer. Hope they're licking dirt off the floor in exchange for housing with their "trans friends" who are literally just fucking women who are quirky hahahaha
>>43583299lower west side
>>43583309did you forget to take your meds girlypop?
>>43583132The law doesn't protect against the theft of illegally aquired goods. Sorry, by definition it's not a crime, even if it is a very shitty thing to do.
>>43583309you could simply just move out like an adult instead of also messing with their medication, jfc grow up
>>43583433>N-no! How dare you mess with their illegally aquired drugs!Call the cops ig
>>43583339you're clearly mad that it could've been (You) on the other end of what I did. just like those trans bitches. they're also mad. they're also crying. and sad. and pissed. I bet you would be too, right? instead of ... taking accountability for being a shitty roommate? riiigggghhhttt, you wouldn't do that ...
>>43583433>be a normieno. I don't I will. being mean is awesome. being selfish is awesome. There is no God to save your happiness. Only you. You don't understand it because you never preserved or protected your happiness. And you're jealous of my free will, of protecting my peace. You're a slug. I'm a hawk. We are not the same.
>>43583442please be more mean to me mommy
>in which op realizes his larp makes him look like a petty nigger and continually moves the goalposts to nuh-uh everyone
>>43583464why i'll never have a roommate
>>43583485>calls me a larp>calls me the n-word>keeps whiningmany such cases ...
>>43583488you don't deserve to have a roommate. frankly, I think there needs to be segregation when it comes to trans people. us normalfolk should have our own living spaces while you guys can take up yours. Janice Crow laws and being 100% serious. too much irreconcilable differences. I'd also say the same for districts and towns as well. they call this ghettoization, I call this common sense.
>>43583328whew, good thing I'm on the north side
>>43582876Wait is OP a tranny or not?
IFUCKING KNEEL4trans GOD
>>43583694no, I'm not trans. No-one wanted to room with me due to night shift shit and I landed that EMT job in Chicago (I'm originally from Indiana). Its technically an EMT - to be trained - into a paramedic position and it was a damn good salary so I bounced out of Indiana. Indiana is a shithole.
>>43583363DIY HRT is legal and you can literally buy injection supplies on Amazon you retard.
>>43583877oh nnnnooooo they're gonna show their amazon receipts for their feminizing South Korean pharmaceuticals to a bunch of Chicago cops and the cops will arrest me, a public servant, who saves people every fucking day. FUCK. NOT THE GLOBOHOMO AMAZON RECEIPTS!stay in your lane bitch! dude, they're like highkey retarded. when they meet an actual man or someone in a position of authority, they tremble because of "anxiety" issues or CPTSD from their "family." that's always their excuse. you have too much faith that these bitches know how to actually adult.
>>43583085That doesn't make sense. Literally nobody diys with patches. It's specifically injections, and Medicaid covers hrt in Illinois anyway, so it would be wasting money to diy
>>43582876if this is real, youre a POS, flushing peoples medicine is going way too far
>>43583967idk wtf - do people make patches. all i know is that she had em and it was given to her. and no, they weren't on medicaid because they procrastinated setting up with government "because" (as they told me at our apartment-warming), their dysphoria gets triggered when dealing with the government. a bunch of pussies.
>>43583730Anon it's very unlikely it was diy bc nobody in Illinois does diy hrt. Medicaid covers hrt and Chicago has some of the best legitimate medical resources for trans people in the entire country. (St Louis too, strangely) You likely stole and destroyed a legit prescription. If this isn't a larp, you will probably lose your emt credentials on top of going to prison
>>43583992I highly doubt she was able to navigate finding patches diy kid she was having trouble finding a DR that will prescribe it in Chicago
>>43583993nuh - uh. this is 4chan bitch. they got it off online / people personally giving it to them. hahahaha. they're too retarded to call anyone for help.
>>43584003Explain how I'm on 4chan and have been getting my hrt and even an orchi through medicaid
>>43584002literally, whatever box it was in, it was the same box a friend of hers gave to her as like a "starter kit estrogen thing" or whatever. she also gave pills, but one of them just used the patches while the other took like pills and injections.
>>43584007that's what I'm saying! they don't like talking to other people unless they not like gay, autistic or trans. idfk about what all that is, but you know ... they didn't get off a prescription or Medicaid, I'm confident on it.
>>43584003you can literally walk into howard brown and ask for hrt lmao retard.
>>43584085they didn't do that. because they're too stupid. i know what prescription meds look like, ok you down syndrome fuck!
>>43584117HBH literally gave me patches to start with, cisoidleast transphobic emt lmao.
why is everyone jerking off to some deranged trans woman’s interactive humiliation forcemasc rp fanfic?
>>43584195If it was actually forcemasc it would be way less pathetic tbhon
>>43583166>but like.... destroying their e?no one is entitled to estrogen sweaty. those uppity deadbeats fucked around and found out
>>43583433those two clocky smelly good-for-nothings were the ones who needed to grow up and get fucking jobs instead of leeching off their roomate
Both based and cringe. You shouldn't be destroying trannies' lives because they shittalked some other tranny, OP. You should destroy trannies' lives because it's the right thing to do.
>>43583109it's not black market it's grey market you retard
>>43582876how the fuck does this happen, where do you meet trans people and just decide to live with them? how is everyone attending parties? i fucking hate you normies, die
>>43582876>be tranny who has to be financially independent in college because parents don't support the lifestyle>finally got estrogen as an adult but it's hard to juggle classes and work, and the debt is piling up>let in a ranom extra roommate from the internet because can't cover bills on your own>be talking to other flatmate about a weird person we met at a party who was being super toxic for no reason>roommate comes out of room, talks to us for the first time since moving in>'uh- uhm- 4chan isn't that bad... fuckthisi'mgonnagosmoke'>ok whatever>come back home stressed about college stuff again>retarded roommate is holding our shit above the toilet screaming about how we're bad roommates, flushes all the estrogen, then leaves. Haven't seen them sincekind of annoying. gonna have to bum some E for a few weeks off of some trans friends until my prescription gets refilled
>>43585969because I'm cool af. that's why.
>>43586036wrong, here's her actual perspective. OP speaking so I know wtf I'm talking about!>be a trans woman>stockpile a bunch of feminizing hormones off the net and mooching off other trans women>hoard it in my room>find another trans roommate and a guy to dorm with>because I notice guy makes bank, quit job>say its college stress>I major in Music Production>do nothing all day besides zoom classes, watch revolutionary girl utena on stinky ass couch and never clean dishes>completely ignore guy>invite weird drug addicts to place>have crush on other trans roommate>as a form of flirting, whine about another trans person>guy roommate cockblocks me trying to get into my flirt-convo>even though I'm ugly and have an awful personality, I think guy is out to get me>lash out even though I'm unemployed chud who does nothing all day>go out to suck dick or whatever>come back and man finally stands up for himself>cry and whine because that's all I know how to do>because I'm a bitch>I am now incapable of doing anything because I am a dependent>I crawl on the floor sobbing>soon to be evicted, hormoneless and sucking for pennies on the sidewalkThis is literally how she thinks. Her roommate is no different, but she's at least a bit more based. she has no friends that would want to even give her estrogen because no-one trusts her. and she doesn't even get prescription because it "triggers her dysphoria." I got nothing wrong with you trans people, but its people like this who mooch off others that deserve the Trump solution.
>>43586162>and she doesn't even get prescription because it "triggers her dysphoria."This is the worst larp anyone has posted all week. You continually move the goalposts whenever someone puts their dick through one of the million holes in your edgy story and you keep making up new information that you wouldn't reasonably know about. You smell like seethe. Go back, tourist.
>>43586283i've literally been saying this a while back. ctrl + F you faggot! god! this is not new information if you knew how to use eyes.
>>43582876you're a fucking psycho and your roommates are too. this is why I don't socialize with normie trans people.
Tehehe
>>43586293jogger
>>43586374stfu jogga.
>>43586440>melanin test passedkeeeeek
>>43586468>melanin test double passedfuck you
>>43582876BASEDBASED BASED i hate these retarded losers so much. I wish they would all jump off a bridge so the general public stops associating these non functional troglodytes with normal people with a medical condition>inb4 troglodyte replies kys immediately. we are not the same
>>43582876they sound retarded and deserved being left to fend on their own but raging out and flushing their E makes you more retarded
