Haha get it because we're all queer :3Good morning!!I hope you all have good days/evenings/nights, this thread's questions arre;>how long would you be able to survive realistically in a zombie apocalypse>do you want to have kids one day?>if reincarnation is a thing, what would you want to reincarnate as?bonus question!!>what object is directly to your right?as usual drop letters^^(upper myotid management is pleased with yesterdays answers, and wants to extend a formal thank you as well as allowing us to provide a 20% discount at checkout)
>>43583727>bloom & doom stocks soaringrealistically, two years if we're lucky, probably less unless we'd have someone helping us, we wouldn't handle the horror of it all well.>procreate, the drawing programyeah actually, we think about it every day. one day!! when we get our shit together :,)>next life?tbdesu I'd like to be a rock for a good long while. watch the skies blend into one.>take it back now y'alla KNIFE and my headphones :3mtf bi
>>43583727how long would you be able to survive realistically in a zombie apocalypse60% chance i don't make it past the first week. if i did make it past the first week i would probably would only make it like three months. dont think the zombies would get me tho i'd die of like starvation or like i'd break my leg and my friends would have to put me out of my misery.>do you want to have kids one day?yeah probably>if reincarnation is a thing, what would you want to reincarnate as?a tropical bird of some sortbonus question!!>what object is directly to your right?little blue recycling binbi mtf repper
>>435837271.Due to sheer isolation probably like 2 months before I have to leave and get bitten or drink stagnant water and die2.In a better world, yes. Now? No.3. I'd like to be something beautiful and cherished, but i dont have words to put to that exactness so I'll say a cat in Istanbul.bonus: walkie n a walletBi cism
>>43583727>Love and life among the un-livingProbably not all that long desu. I think I'm pretty middle of the road in terms of factors for and against my odds of survival, but I'd run out of the will to keep going rather quickly.>Biological imperative?No, not at this point. I was open to the idea in my late 20's-mid 30's, but it didn't happen. I'm really close with my niece and nephew though, which I'm very grateful for. I lived with my sister and her family during Covid, and basically acted as an extra parent for a couple years. It was rewarding but childcare is a lot of work lol. >Once more with feeling!hmmm... Maybe one of those mussels in the North Sea that live for like 400+ years? Hang out on a clump of rocks and other mussels, suck water in through my syphon, strain out organic matter, rinse repeat.bonus question!!>Bogey on your 3!A cool refreshing can of grapefruit seltzer!
>>43584280oh oops- cis m bi. Gotta stake out my spot in the fruit stand!
Realistically I would survive a zombie apocalypse.Yeah. I want kids.I'd want to reincarnate back into this world. Into this body. It'll be vacant when I'm reincarnating, right?
>>43585047>It'll be vacant when I'm reincarnating, right?Sorry no: there’s a self-fisting ghost that will temporarily occupy your body between your soul’s residencies. You’ll never guess what state you’ll find your body in when you return.
>>43585147I roll to seduce the ghost.
>>43585502I rolled a d20 for you, and got a 12. What’s your charisma modifier? It’s a pretty horny ghost, so this might work
>>43585660>>43585502I rolled a saving throw for the ghost, and it got a 17. I’m gonna assume you failed, because I don’t think anyone on this site has a +6 cha modifier. I’m sorry, you’ve failed to seduce the self-fisting ghost. I’d strongly caution you against an open casket funeral :x
>>43583831>Break my legsAwwhe, that's heartbreaking, I think you'd be okay, skiddish and frail but, you'd last longer than you think <3>Tropical birdOoo good answer!!>>43583869>Stagnant waterHonestly thats insanely real, between that and eating something that went bad we wouldnt last long either>Cat in istanbulWhat an eclectic answer, very unique, thank you.>Walkie n a walletInteresting, aWhat do you do for work?>>43584280Again I love your greentexts>Run out of willTbh that's very fair, another reason we probably wouldn't last long, we'd like to think we have what it takes physically but, emotionally not at all.>Niece and NephewsThat's awesome, I'm really glad you can be an influence in their life, that sounds really sweet and cozy>MusselsAlso a great answer, very good tactic to survival, very meditative>>43585047>>43585147>>43585502>>43585660This interaction is delightful
>>43583727>how long would you be able to survive realistically in a zombie apocalypse 6 months to a year maybe, I'd probably just take my own life at some point.>do you want to have kids one day?No.>if reincarnation is a thing, what would you want to reincarnate as? Some kind of large bird, maybe an eagle or falcon.>what object is directly to your right? Pillow.Cisgender male, bisexual.
>>43583727>zombiesit's always been my plan to commit suicide as soon as it got bad. i think how long i could last would seriously depend on the exact situation i was in; realistically, the limiting factor would be water and food, so it would just be a matter of how much of those there were and where my sources were. i live in a city, too, so, take that as you will...but i think honestly a zombie apocalypse could be totally indefinitely survivable. but it would just be a matter of if i was one of lucky ones who made it to the surviving community. i really don't think survival skills and doomsday prepping would make much of a difference. humans only survive in communities>marry and reproduce no. sometimes i think about it. i couldn't be a parent. i would not be fit for it. i'd really like to be someone's cool aunt who is quite present in their lives though. but it would have to not be a blood relation because my sister hates me and has had a hysterectomy.>the cycle of samsarai mean, in what way do i retain myself? i it's quite possibly the literally most boring answer, but human, probably, anyway. humans are some of my favourite things. i'm content to risk further suffering. if i knew i would reincarnate again after, maybe some other animal, but i'm really not sure which>directly to my righta bed... im sorry to have such a boring answer. perhaps i should move
>>43587887t. mtf bi boymoder (who is apparently a retard)
>>43586364I’m glad you enjoyed my green texts; I got a kick out of your’s as well. I’m too out of brain juice to make a thoughtful reply. But I read and appreciate your responses. I hope you have a nice weekend + the Winged Council chills out for once.
