Honestly there's not much point in being hyperflexible when you're a cis guy attracted to women. If I was a woman or I bottomed, this shit would be considered hot. On me, it's just kind of wasted. I can put my legs behind my head and shit, but for what?
>>43587114The saying is address the elephant in the room not horse in the room
>>43587149you've now addressed the horse in the room
You can do party tricks and such everyone likes that
>>43587169yeah true
>>43587114yeah i was in the same predicament until i transitioned, not because of that ofc but hyper flexibility was a funny bonus
>>43587114i used to be a cis guy into women but then hrt made me a woman and now i date men
>>43589715i also probably have EDS and shit, like i'm not diagnosed but my skin is really stretchy
>>43590259look up hypermobility syndrome, stretchy skin isn't by itself indicative of EDS
>>43590314Is a stretchy cock indicitive of ED?
>>43590347straight up jelqing my shit
>>43587114my boyfriend can do thisi really like feet so he"ll bend in impossible ways to put sole to face or ask me to moisturize them. also when doing woohoo and we change position its a fun game to see if he can stay inside and just contort to how he needs to.pretty cool anx interesting, id miss it if anything ever hsappened to him
>>43587114Yk heteroflexible has nothing to do with physical flexibility, right?Are you... are you saying you are heterosexual and hypermobile?Most autistic post I seen all day.
>>43591766God I need help with dyslexia this is my sign to look twice.
>>43591766>>43591767No excusesPrepare yourself
friendly reminder that EDS is comorbid with trannyism due to that particular underlying cause fucking shit up for both connective tissue and the sexual differentiation
>>43587164now you're just beating the gift horse in the room
