Get down to business editionold >>43592152QOTT: Did they send me moders when I asked for hons?
Where would you take your moder gf if you got to fly her out to your city?That is the real question.
>>43605595the graveyard
>>43605595the bone zone
>>43605595a scenic parking garage
>>43605640This is unironicly a good one
>and I wasn't her wife we weren't anything to each other not really it was just in my head
>and I wasnt her wife we weren't anything to each other not really it was just in my head
>and I wasn't her wife we werent anything to each other not really it was just in my head
I don't give a fuck, that is on you to establish and make sure you got that shit locked down. You didn't? Yeah that's on you.
holy meds
>>43605862im sorry, fyck, im sorry
>>43605901Yeah get that shit from round here.I don't wanna hear no wallerin or no fucking lame sob stories.
okay new plan: we abolish all sentience so society carries on as normal but it's not being carried out by living sentient beings so now everything's fine. who's in?
imagine being born with gender dysphoria in an uncontacted tribe
sleepy moder sunday
aight this is the sunday I stop for good
haven't masturbated in like a weeknot even stims get me going is my shit finally gonna rot?
body mogged by cafebeef award
i jorked for liek the first time in a month yesterday, the situation is getting dire
came in less that a minute doing piv this morning >-<
>>43606498the nazi prostitute?
i would take my moder gf camping or if she wanted to do stuff maybe we’d go to pride together
>>43605693>>43605704>>43605719Yeah iktfSucks dont it?
manmoder with bisexual gf chased out of pride because he "doesn't belong in queer spaces"
>>43606901Yeah sounds about right
i think i'm gonna take a break from this board for a while
I get it, no problem. Understood.
gina carano in the second season of mandelorian looks so hot >_<
>>43606890idgaf
you're 6', white and live in portland just bro get another bitch like
>>43606049I love you
>>43607092Oh, something like that happened to me recently. It sucks.
stormtroopers get minimum wage + benefits and work 6 days a week
just caught up to the thread since i slept for like 11 hours (thank fucking god). i hope you’re all still alive
how can americans, let alone americans in blue cities, be moders?just go to work at a starbucks or a tech firm
gonna get high af all day
>>43607239maybe if you didn't cheat on her
>>43607291I never cheated. I wasn't her gf or anything to her. It was all in my head.
the penis is a weapon
>>43607381I wish a moder would kill me then
>>43607270because i’m a stupid moron who’s incompetent and i still live with my transphobic mom
i want to have a pussy but frotting is nice
i’ve never frotted
a bf/gf to frot with would be amazing
it’s 85° right now and will get up to 95° tuesday i’m so fucked
forced bottom surgeries
i'm sad. i'm gonna do self-destructive things because i'm a man
literally same bestie
how do you get a bf?
men are monsters
>>43607275hey me too!
my eyes are so big now
kill all men
sadness
bye
star wars is for children
I look like the mild dysphoria haver image
im so clingy :(
i’m so avoidant
I lopped off my penis but it grew back bigger :(
my head is shaped like an xbox 360
>>43608220i lopped off my penis but forgot to burn the stump so 2 penises grew back
why not just use a wig
i wear my wife's underwear because it makes me feel like a sexy slut
glistening with sweat moder
my wife is dead
fighting games are lowk the most moided genre
>>43607902I look like this and I'm gay
>>43608390kek
would you be upset if someone in your life completely disappeared, vanished without any explanation?i kind of want that to happen to me. when you are disappeared, everyone will love you and act like they were your best friend
https://unsee cc/album#SNW4QYNDhlS3do i look like a manmoder or do i look like a boymoder?
ewwww
>>43609138you look cute
>>43609186get some standards
>>43609009i was into 2d arcade fighters but never really learned how to playi just like button mashing
>>43606498well, i mean she's hot
>>43609138mogs me
>>43609218>cockcarrouselbeef>hot
>>43609186>>43609227ok but would i be considered a manmoder or a boymoder?
all xitter "manmoders" are fakemoderswhy is that
>>43609291boy
>>43605595Ox
>>43609291they didn't want to answer because you look like a man
>>43609423You would take her to eat some ox tails? Why isnt that so wholesome and sweet?
>>43609291manmoder :/
i am a moder, even if i have tits and look like a woman as long as i dress, act and carry myself with conduct becoming of a man and am recognized as such socially by other mensuck it, uggymoders you will NEVER gatekeep moding from me
>>43609495i answered before you could even make this accusation, dummy
>>43609511No it's the name of the restaurant
>>43609495faceapp ai says a look female, checkmate atheists
>>43609610Is it a fancy one?
>>43609636ai thinks long hair = female
>>43609423'ape and 'ox nigga
>>43609320truemoders never face post. i fucking hate those twitter foids, sorry "moids
>>43609811rox and…no, i shan’t say
>>43609906just say you’re ugly and call it a dayblame your ugly ass parentsbut plz stop shitting on the actual tranniesthank you
just stop looking like men lol
>>43609945idc if they are hot. none of them look like men and its plainly obvious that they pass to some extent irl. they say as much as well.
>>43610038it's not about "looking" like a man, it's about actually (((socially))) being oneit's about being able to be among other men, and have them respect you and treat you as one of their ownif you can't fathom such a thing possible, don't know what to tell you sport
>>43609906true...
>>43609665A little
>>43610160oh wow very nice, i looked it up
>>43610147if you dont look like picrel (aryan BEAST), you are not a manmoder
>>43610147bitch what the fuck are you babbling about? they are all too schizo to have any meaningfully gendered socialization
>>43610147retardthis doesn't happen if you don't look like a man
>>43610147>(((socially)))lmao???
oy vey!
>>43609541fakemoder
>>43610176damn right>>43610182yeah, the helpless retarded ones, the chaff, the cannon fodder, the wastrels, nitwits stuck in "i'm so ugly" thought loopsbut a lot of moders are actually quite intelligent and are able to socially maneuver through those spaces>>43610192you just have to acknowledge your maleness and they will respect your birthright, but i wouldn't expect you to know what i am talking about
>>43610252>other fakemoders validate my misuse of the label so it's ok that I look nothing like a man and don't get recognized as one by normal man>im a manmoder too!
>>43610252nlogmoder whats your at?
gendered social roles are a jewish psyop now
do passoids dream of twinkhon sheep?
>>43610147>>43609541if you look like a woman you are not a manmoder. at most, you’re a boymoder
>>43610273sent you what
>>43610388thismy culture is not your costume
>>43607491me too, bestieme too
>>43610317see that's where you're just talking out of your ass because you don't know what i get recognized as by normal men>>43610333don't got one>>43610388>>43610466keep coping, ugly
>>43605693>>43605704>>43605719shut up bitch
>>43610509>if you call me a fakemoder for not presenting socially as a man? your ugly!I'm handsome and manly, something you'd never understand
>>43610541i present socially as a man though
>>43610518now send a vocaroo saying that
>>43610509you can look like a handsome manmoder or a ugly fakemoder. passing and looking attractive are different things
>it's another "anon posts dogshit bait and everyone takes it" episode
>>43610676that's the premise of the thread I thought
>>43610570cope, ur a fakemoder
who wants to move in together and ruin each other's lives?
who wants to move in together and ruin each other's orgasms?
>>43610761mee :3
>>43610738say that to my male chromosomes, clothes and pronouns
give me attention ;-;
my ass is befuddlingly flat and my hips outrageously narrow
>>43610868hi hi hi hi HI HI HI HI
>>43610761sure, i probably will need somewhere new to live soonish
>>43610906im needy and no one can stand my constant mood swings :/
>>43610903couldn't be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRamXx7TcmU
>>43610951not all of us can be latina
>>43610938what mood are you in rn
>>43610970;)
>>43610959don't like it
>>43606320I'm in favor of this plan, but what actually changes? most of us are sleepwalking anyway
>>43610988alright what do you like
>>43610977depressed
i’m really hoping that estrogen will eventually activate my dad’s side’s “women get big asses” genes
>>43606374you can't break your addiction to cock that easily, I'm afraid
>>43610996weight cycle, stay active and excercise
>>43609114yeah I would be but I've had it happen enough times that I'm kind of numb to it, and it's my go-to response when things are tense too or I feel like I've fucked things up too much is to just withdraw completely from life
got a big butt by being a sedentary slob >_<
>>43610994:( why
>>43611016i’ve been trying to work out every other day (to coordinate with my hair wash days) but i never weight cycle right
>>43611025same bestie
>>43611025same but it's all pimply and ugly no one would ever want to fuck me
>>43610993xinlisupreme
I'm turning into rfk jr
>>43611049take a shower every day (yes, every single day even if you are not leaving the house) and exfoliate your ass skinyour ass is pimply because you sit in the same underwear with sweaty swamp ass for days on end
>>43611052listened to the first train and this is a good recommendation, will check out some of their albums thank you
>>43611092I at least change my underwear every day but it's true I don't shower often enough, I used to go weeks between and now it's at least 2 or 3 times a week unless I'm extremely depressednot like it matters anyway just complaining
>>43611099:)
im a moid :(
>>43611116well, i'm sure a lot of us have been in that same place, i know i haveregular showering does wonders for your mental health and self esteem
>>43611147I don't think I'm cut out for having things like mental health or self esteem
>>43611166that's a lie and you know ityou may be too weak now, but that does not mean you will always beas a man, you just have to take your lumps and keep on going
>>43611192nah, trying was a mistake
>>43611217you are correct in recognizing that a mistake is being made, but the true impact of what you are allowing to happen will not be felt until it is too late, so if you want to be stubborn all you like, be my guest
>>43611246>true impactmeaning? I continue to rot or die alone? nothing changes whether or not ass is pimply and unfuckable
>>43611262suit yourself
>>43611281thanks for the pep talk, very effective reminder that people don't actually get it
I taste blood when I cough or try to talk lol
Which on of you is this?
>>43611413that's me
should I make coffee or just start drinking
just make an irish coffee
piece of shit liar
yes fine ok sorry that's not literally me
pitou is a girl my country's dub said so
>>43611500good call
>>43610932wya
wstay
zestrogen addicted faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt21dU5Pu8g
turns out the lie i was shocked about no one catching was in fact caught. now time to an hero
>>43612479juicywhat was the lie?
any1 else with a really high pitched voice naturally
seething at this bait
sobbing in my croaky bass voice
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT, THE HONSirish coffee is bootycheeks espresso martini is the best alcohol and coffee mix
for me, it's dropping a 5 hour energy in a glass of gin
>>43612586>>43612606i sound androgynous at best
White russians to fatten baby up
britnona is a based racist????
>>43612691these are my favorite I need to go get more kahlua
cargo culting like it can somehow make things go back to the way they were just because I'm nostalgic and lonely and depressed
New anxiety meds got me feeling niiiiccee
>>43612834what kind?
>>43612719what?
>>43612911https://vocaroo.com/123cXjwn8Pu2
>>43612485that i passed college and was graduating
>>43612925wow a second real britnona
>>43612925they’re calling it the worst impression in history
i like telling benign lies that i stand to gain nothing from, like claiming to be from a city i've never been to or pretending to be well read on subjects i know nothing about
>>43612925wtf i love britnona now
>>43612856Buspirone
so train came back, what a surprise
it's so sad that everyone here is a fascist
im a social democrat
>>43613139did she hurt you queen?
>>43613176like i said, fascist.>>43613194wha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBYDQJ-SMPM
>>43613269
>>43613386that's me, i am that AGP
>>43613112i actually never left :( i just lurked and then started actually replying
I need to leave forever
me too
>>43613457maybe we both shouldthis place sucks and ruined my life
I ruin everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
>>43613504how’d it ruin your life?
>>43613579it happened fairly publicly
dead wife status?
>>43613638
i really hope this 10 round package of laser works, i just cut my face shaving again
>>43613884Diy laser? Brave soul. R.i.p your melanin
where the fuck did she say diy you retarded faggot cunt
don't pms
>>43613933I read it as 10 pound package like a big ass machine:``(
my existence was a mistake from the start
I've only ever made things worse or been a burden to others
it is actually impossible for anyone to love me
I literally cannot drink fast enough
MY LIFE IS FICKING OVER
SAME WORSTIE
i'm telling myself my life just had to be over before it gets really good. it's gonna be my time any day now
my life was supposed to end a long time ago and I've just been coasting on extra bonus time for years
Fuck i wish i was single
>>43614449why?
>>43614482My neet is on her period and acting needy and getting pissy over me not babying her even though we broke up a week ago
>>43614494>i wish i was single>we broke up a week agoI don't understand, does that not mean you are single?why are people like thisalso wish I was a neet my stress levels would be even lower but I did that for years and it was even more isolating so idk
I got broken up with a week ago and have since realized how pointless and self-destructive continuing to try or believe in myself or anyone else is for me and others so I'm fucking done I'm out
why do foids have such bad aim
>>43570897been thinking about this a lothttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide
>>43614512I dont think it counts until she leaves my house. Iv broken up with her dozens of times
>>43614581nothing suspicious about that, no sir.
the more I read the stats and survivor/fatality cases it's pretty clear that even if you're a fucking retard and massive fuck-up with no worth in life you can do this one thing right if you just pay attention
giwtwm
>>43613290gem
>>43614494is this the girl that was naked in your living room after you broke up?
>>43614619what would make it even more suspicious and memey?
>>43614774Yea
it’s nice to have an encyclopedic knowledge of random mmg posts
imagine not obsessively poring over the archives whenever you've taken a break or been busy
i've probably read 90% + of everything that's ever been posted in this general without having to use archivesi should kill myself
way ahead of you, bestie
>>43610624https://vocaroo.com/1f6UDtiWZHak
>>43614986i think i’ve read every reply since like, august when i started posting here that wasn’t from a namefag i filter
I think I've read every post here for the past six years, even (especially) the deleted ones
starving myself so I won't make as much of a mess for someone else to clean up
1000 latina please
screaming over the autistic/psychotic latina genderspecial ex-theyfab with a trail of broken boys just like me behind her that I let hurt me and reinforce all my trauma 5-6 years ago after I came out
you should leave your room bro
no that's always a mistake that only makes things worse for me and others I'm doneI'm getting my last meal and I'm gone
got my angle all lined up irfanview paint line tool confirms it there's no way I'm not obliterating cerebellum/brainstemalso shows off my ugly moid gamerhump and how much iwnbaw on top of being a disgusting and worthless human being in general
200mg thc to help ease me into it
>>43613586TRVEMODER alert
gigamogs me
holy shit I wasn't even trans all alon was I what a joke i'm just a Nightmare
>>43611008It was estrogen and i didn't stop :/
byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee ehm ehm gee it's been a a WILD ride
>>43615725see you tomorrow retard
>>43615074oh no, not my deleted posts !
caught my gf gooning to bnwo again :/
rexia is starting to eat my brain i feel like dementia
mulan makes me feel for pooners
when i was a kid i used to blow loads directly onto my bedroom floor which was carpet and never cleaned it up so when my parents sold the house there was an entire room where the whole carpet was hard and brittle from being completely saturated with cumyears and years of accumulated cum
for me it was pillowcases
>>43616108i always just jerked off into tissues or the toilet
>>43616108anyone ever ask you why the floor had developed a protective crust?
my boobs are so heavy
can i hold them
i've spent a little time getting my life back together and working on myself, now i'm looking forward to getting back to drinking
chuddy beat me up in a chuck e cheese ball pit in 2002
dead bully wife status?
>>43616806please do
>>43616819that’s the year i was born
pre 2kmoders i dont feel so good @-@
>>43618194can I molest you
my boobs are sweaty ﹏
im sorry for being born in 2006
im sorry for being flat
>>43618260can I lick
>>43618241molest me? bitch im 28
glasses hugbox you so much it's actually insane
>>43618637im 30 >_<
>>43618707yeah ok you can molest me
its a nice day today and im getting my vitamin d and i feel nothing
>>43618707mommy
gotta interview 10 fucking men in a row can we get some more women in stem please
stem is for faggots i'd rather goon
id rather abolish computers
tsmt
if i could make 200k gooning then id be right behind you but what are you gooning to
>>43620648can you interview me?
>>43621327He said women
>>43620648You think theres so many trannies in stem because of some similar phenomena that clownfish experience when there is a foid imbalance amongst their schools?
>>43620707never oom, apehoney
>>43618653Jesse, W.T.F. are you taking about?
>>43621597nta, but take your glasses off and look in a mirra :/
>>43621327yeah if you can make it to the interview stage that i administer then i'll see that you're a tranny and give you full score>>43621526LOL'd
>>43614561>I lost my insurance, which had paid for my depression and anxiety medication. I got evicted.capitalism: is there no alternative?
>>43621612
>>43621621>if you can make it to the interviewbro your literally supposed to be my side door wtf?
the mirra shakes in fear when i approach
oh damn, the only time I ever feel the slightest bit of contentment when I peer upon my visage through the mirra is when done so without my spectacles
glasses do make one hotter thobeit
kill every man
i'm literally always saying this
>>43618268mogged by an even younger post 9/11 moder
sorry for being a late transitioner
what’s even considered a late transitioner now? i swear it wasn’t long ago that like 25-30 was the minimum, now i see 18 year olds get called lateshits
late / oldshit: after meearly / youngshit: before me
I should've just blew my brains out at 29 instead of starting fucking hrt
diy for 2 months at 16 and then wait until 18 and then don't hrt from 22-25 is neverpass ancientshit
>>43622470you’re the world’s only midshit. congrats
the median age of transition is still 30 or so
yeah, sexpest boomer sissies fucking up that metric hard
dont b mean to chuddy
b meaner to chuddy
touch me chuddy
kill chuddy
honestly high key i was kinda going down the sissy pipeline before i got normal and went on hrt. youngshits (<25) hate the idea that they would have been a sissy boomer but lets be real femboys are the exact same shit, with the misogynistic attitudes remaining "contemporary" wrt puberty.
>>43623201I was too old and gross to seriously consider that by the time I was finally accepting I might be some kind of gender freak
>>43621717this is literally me
I tried to stuff away the fact was a gross gender freak by crossdressing every so often growing up and getting grown men to hit on me on the internet. It worked for a while
yea I read theory
>>43621690read a lot of these stories and it's sadly common but that one did hit especially hard>is there no alternative?still need to read that bookthere's communism but that's naive
western civilization is rape
western civ is lowkirk goated
Is so hot i want to shave my head
my head hurts so fucking badly holy shit I might have not drank that much in a decade
alcohol is making me fat
how fat
same I'm disgusting nobody will ever love me or find me attractive
>>43624253
