remember to strip down to beat the heat>>43616567
no bf ;(to have sex with and cuddle for hourskiss and makeout withgo on dates withwatch movies and play vidyawith
>>43617887>>43617896you can find Redditbros to do this with easilyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/gaygooncave/
>kidsew
>>43618538post underwear
>>43618561this was for you >>43618527
>>43618538first for need a slut in philly to take my dick on camac street infront of everyone
>>43618550*hug*
>>43618581I can do you over in Cherry Hill if you want. Or Haddonfield.
>>43618556>whats gooning then? please enlighten us, o great lord of porn knowledgeslightly related but are you going to have this same energy when everyone forgets what "vers" means and they say "switch" instead? why is it supposed to be embarrassing that i remember the old meaning of words
>>43618604nta but yes, vers and switch are two very different concepts and expecting people to know the meaning of words they use is normal
>>43618600I don't go to NJ unless you're a 10/10 bottom or a leather daddy. It's too far.
>>43618569>>43618561It's not a huge park, and they have some easy trails and fun activities for mixed ages. They're driving seperate so they can come for the easy stuff and leave early if the kids get tired/cranky.
I'm going to the kino casino
what's embarrassing is being unable to say i made a mistake and move on
>>43618604>old meaning of wordsyou implied that gooning and edging are two different things and that gooning as we know online today is more like edging. so, my question to you was whats gooning then?
>>43618624that’s how it is for me in almost every relationship i’ve ever had
delta is blossoming before our eyes
>>43618621kids are a cockblock. you'll never meet a bf if you spend your time with straightoids and their kids
>>43618625gooning is/was more like bring in a trance. it was really dumb, think ahegao, muttering "boners" to yourself, drooling onto yourself, etc. edging is bringing yourself to the edge, you prolly know that. you don't need to goon to edge but you probably need to edge to goon>>43618624dumbass
>>43618628in the future date people who can admit their mistakes
doubling down on your personality defects is the gaygen way
stfu or im going to eat your butt
>>43618654*never shuts up*
>>43618536It's ahegao which came out of hentai of femboys getting force-femmed. Literal tranny shit. U r dumb.
squeak
>>43618643i don’t know if i’ve ever met someone like that
it doesn’t matter anymore anyway really
>>43618632is this carcinogensda
>>43618671they exist but they're not as common as the shit of the world
oh my god it's hot. i need ice water. and i'm supposed to exercise today? holy shit.
>>43618669wtf? actually it came from somethingawful (which predates 4chan culture) and manga artists drawing ahegao faces, their members were called "gooners" which basically means they were addicted to porn and getting off, that's all it means... know your shit or stfu hoe
its literally a pleasure face x1000nothing more nothing less
what are you guys even talking about now
>>43618699It was o face when I was in the trenches. Sucking dicks and cocks for meths and phetamines. Now that I'm sober and walled it's gooing. . . The Times changes, but I will prevail as the Mr pancakes I always knew I could be. God Bless.
gay cock..
>>43618677its delta but that guy does look like him
>>43618702how i need to be married to a man and fucked every night
Dicks smell so good!
>>43618640>ahegao, muttering "boners" to yourself, drooling onto yourself, etc.but this is what gooners do on x.com :/ the gooner edits, even more so
>>43618709does post hole>>43618713and balls
Does cut dihh smell different to uncut dihh?
>>43618702neal.fun/cursor-camp
>>43618705i agree
i wanna pin a faggot down and ride his dick til he passes out
>>43618709it's not his body though
>>43618736no one knows what deltas body looks like
>>43618731post full pic
>>43618731Hot>>43618723No
>>43618717gooning isn't gone but it's being watered down. but i don't even like gooning videos that much man i don't want to talk about it this much...
get yourself into a polyamorous gooner relationship
>>43618758zats okay, anon
>>43618640>>43618717>newfags discover masturbation and call it gooningThis aint yo daddys fapping. This is yo son fapping.With a drooling expression.We call it gooning.Picrel.
I like it when I go to planet fitness in the gayborhood and every homo on my grid is there. There's no cruising though because the place is constantly filled with underage and they have oppressive non communal showers. What a waste.
you won't be laughing after i break into your house and start palmraping your goonstick
>>43618761>polyamorous gooner relationshipso you have multiple partners but don't have sex with any of them? what's the point?
That Greek dude that performed at Eurovision is cute
Do you get upset when the top doesn't look at you?
i don't have work today. i could edge all i want. but think of the oppurtunity cost
>>43618817you could post this dude's hole. low cost
>>43618826Why are you obsessed with holes!
>>43618735lol
>>43618828to be a top is to be obsessed with holes you think we hang around fags for their personalities?
>>43618828because they're pretty. why aren't you
Sometimes I notice females looking at me with predator eyes. I keep forgetting that females can be rapists too.
>>43618840Yes. And how big and warm they are. And safe. It's like owning your own tiger.
>>43618846same, I'm so gay / autistic though when I realize a woman is checking me out or flirting I'm like "what's wrong with this bitch"
>>43618826he's only posted this one holeless photoset
i can’t have sex with your personalityand i can’t put my penis in your college degreeand i can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreamsso why you sharing all this information with me?
>>43618857did he post face?
>i can’t have sex with your personality>and i can’t put my penis in your college degreeskill issue
tom should have won this bald bitch played it incredibly boring and safe
>>43618878just those two basically
>get an email telling me to dress in business attire for this thing>don't have any business clothes except business casualat least i'm moving up in the world
I hate how close together everything is in a suburb. I don't want to see my neighbor, their property, or be able to see into their windows. I don't want to even know they exist. Everything should be spread apart by at least 1 acre... whoever invented this concept of a suburb was obviously some needy sub.
it was a mistake for me to ever think that i could be part of humanity
>>43618915lame
>>43618924
I hate my life I had nightmares that my ex left me in a sewer to go bang a 18 year old which is basically what happened in real life men are psychopaths
>>43618960lmao can you blame him? i'm sure you'd leave yourself in a sewer to go blame a younger guy if you were in his shoes, would you date someone as batshit crazy as yourself?
>>43618971bang*
GD are u actually hamsterlove?
>>43618971I can blame him because he was free of me and then he agreed we should move in together when I was living over 3000 kms away and so I had to move that distance just for him to surprise me with an 18 year old
>>43618960I get nightmares about breaking up with ex too sometimes, it sucks.Think I'd even prefer the dumb horror movie stuff nightmares I used to have as a kid, this real life shit is way more scary...
>>43618985No but I should be for all the bad things that happened in my life I should probably be torturing hamsters to numb the pain
Don't torture hamsters. Torture and KILL macaques!
oh boy, cumming into a guy is potent stress relief and when you deny a man his cum hole it's no wonder i'm sometimes feeling overwhelmed
Oh well I know god does not like it when people leave their partners for 18 year olds so he will be burning in hellfire for eternity for that...
>>43619006cersei?
>>43619016What if god is also an unfaithful twink chaser?
>>43619016he personally called your ex/uncle up to congratulate him on ditching an expired tub of turds
>>43619031Then there is no god he is a devil
>>43619021NTA GD posted about he like watching them get tortured and killed.IDR if he had his tripcode on or not
>>43618991LOL god he owns
>>43619031God percieves the eternal beauty of our souls, not the fleeting beauty of the flesh
BBQ ribs, carnitas, or assorted grillables tonight? Whadda we thinking fellas?
>>43619106>BBQ ribs
god definitely likes it when you fuck and then leave bottoms in the most painful ways you can think of
>jerking and looking through reddit looking at hole pics>see huge dick>start opening my mouth wider and wider until i realize what i'm doinglmao, it's always something new
>>43619115that's normal behavior, which reddit has the good hairy hole pics
>>43619104Opinions are divided on this matter, Ancient Greeks believed their gods to be horny bastards. Tho they had their cute moments too, like picrel - then again, that story proves they also were insufferable drama queens.
>>43618813>me when I have sex with a republican, and he goes home to his wife afterwards.
>>43619121r/furryholes is a given, but i was looking at guysfrombehind which has a mix of shaved and unshaved
>>43619131dicklets
you ever stop and wonder if perhaps it wasn’t everyone else who was wrong and gay guys are bad>>43619131homos stop calling pedophilia cute challenge
gay guys will tell you with a straight face that looking at a 24 year old is pedophilia and then immediately turn around to celebrate the rape of prepubescent youths make it make sense
>Average yaoi height difference.
>>43619156oh yeah daddy im so wrong and bad, you're here to teach me a lesson aren't you?
>>43619131When I'm really tired from disk golf and getting fucked in the woods and need a big strong man to hold me up on the way to the car.>>43619171What? Who?
>>43619147lots of damaged holes on display :/and they're so young
>>43619195every single “gay” relationship in greek myth involves a child
>>43619156First of all, GTFO straggot.Second of all, Hyacinth is an adult twink in my headcannon. Admittedly not the best painting I could've chosen, it was just the first one on Wikipedia, here is a better version (unfortunately a print, not a painting).Third, ye, Ancient Greeks were nonces, but it makes my point about their gods being horny twats even stronger.
>>43619218which is somehow a problem with gay people and not greek people
[Verse 2: Miyuu, Rui, Sayaka, Ruri, *Kaede*]Ketchup to my french fryThe sugar to my popMy delectable obsessionThe soda in my cupそれが必要信じられないI just can't believe it's so amazing every timeTell me what you need, I can bring it back homeEvery time you leave, yeah, it make me so cold*Moving supersonic, don't know how to let goHow to let go, I don't wanna let go*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL8OwB0ElJg
>>43619198and to think guys thought it was adorable when i showed concern for their hole....
>>43619218There are thousands of straight men on this site cranking to literal loli at this very second and you are mad because someone used a historic painting to facilitate a point about gods view on homosex?Is this an appropriate time to say hit dogs hollering? I'm autistic and it's a new phrase for me.
>>43619172thanks doc
>>43619249say what now
>>43619263why do you guys always try to deflect did your parents seriously never teach you that two wrongs don’t make a right
someone else did something bad at some point so everything i do is moral what is wrong with gay brains
also gods aren’t real all of that art was created by pedophiles to proliferate pedophilia just felt that needed to be said because you didn’t seem to understand it
>>43619279i have a big dick so in my first relationship i was legit worried about his hole being alright, you know? but he just thought it was cute of me.granted, nothing bad happened so he was right in the end and it was just me acting like a virgin. but uh...whatever we were talking about
>>43619296I'm warning you straightie, run away or you're going to get fucked in the ass by buff hunks and they won't waste their lube on you.
>>43619308>i have a big dickhow big. show pics
>>43619308i mean your dick is not likely to cause damage so much as not preparing their hole to be fucked or using oversized dildos or having a shitty diet. getting fucked shouldn't hurt but lots of bottoms think it should and aren't happy unless it does.
I want to sleep with piggy. He has a masculine personality. I like that.
>>43619317i’ve probably been actively gay for longer than you’ve been alive
I will make you sore
>>43619374>me when i beat you with a sock full of coins
A few days ago bf fucked me but too soon after surgery. Now he feels bad because my internally hurt again. But its so good and I want it again but he won't now.
veggie republic!
>>43619394I will make your anus bleed with my colossal dick
>>43619401all 0.8 inches of it?
>>43619329it's like seven inches and thick>>43619340yeah i know that now at least
>>43619407It's 0.8 inches bigger than yours
>>43619374lol
>>43619411show pics tiny
>>43619308It's still really cute and sweet to be protective like that and show restraint.
>>43619413you wish. my 2.2 inch bwc mogs your clitlet
>>43618985yes he is
Hello. A certified pimp here.
>>43619308It was very cute of you!Now I want a gentle naive virgin bf with a huge dick who's gonna care about my hole...
this is why i'm vegan
>>43619317i remember this meme
>>43619468do we have to say the whole thing every time?
>>43619503Girl posting a picture of the ugliest pig you could find won't make people stop eating pork chops
>>43619531will you post pubes please
>>43619503
>puts on my "I Take Bad Pictures....And That's Okay!" shirt
>>43619503do bananas protect from hiv and real schizo?
>>43619568>a 2010 study involving a specific protein found in bananas called BanLec can block HIV from entering cells in laboratory dishes>they are looking at using BanLec to develop topical microbicides (like gels or creams) that could potentially block sexual transmission of hiv and other stdsrub banana cream on your dick, no HIV!
>>43619503i like the shirt with the slit down the side
>>43619596more like shove a banana up your hole, no HIV!
>>43619596kek
>>43619503buddy was downright starving
the guy who ruined gd probably wanks to the thought of how thoroughly he did so
>there are two wolves inside you>one hates incest and has been sexually abused>the other wants a daddy bf who rapes your bussy >you are a bottom
>>43619644feeder bfs be like that
>>43619307nothings wrong with a little bit of philia
another day without being sodomized
>>43619701at least you have all your teeth
This moggs dan btw
>>43619701relatable
>>43619651making him move across canada to tell him he has been replaced by a younger hole is so fucking funny >>43619715you’re not that person anymore you might as well ai generate people who “mogg” dan
But seriously I was so skinny I had it so good and then BOOM schizophrenia BOOM homelessness BOOM autism when it rains it POURS
>>43619715you look like you had AIDS even before you had AIDS
>>43619731wdym boom autismits lifelong, you always had it, just not always known
>>43619715
>>43619715did you do any sports back then or just starved?
another day without sodomizing
>>43619766I ate once a day back then and I would not do sports really but I would get out of the house alot :/
what happens if u cook bananas
>>43619755was the pedo starving you? also i remember you had an uncle who i wanted to put my penis in. is he single>>43619787they get soft
>>43619715>wearing animal gore
>>43619773daddy...
>>43619784had any money?
>>43619807I had a job
>>43619822really? bus driver?
>>43619832No I was a janitor >.<
may I have uuuhhhhhhh..... one sadistic daddy bf..... Dom top.... pls?
>>43619773also relatable
Lol i was literally a janny but I worked night shift so it wasnt so bad
>>43619503theres a reason his name is GayDeath
>>43619731p sure u did ice so no BOOM at all in the schiz dept
you are now thinking about anon's cock
>>43619852more like a guard, janies do work...
used to think more about cock nowadays it's all just work work work ugh
>>43619395That sounds terrible, I hope you're staying happy and healthy. Btw, this is a picture of my arrest last night (ﾉω･､)
>>43619877lately i have weird erections in that i dont wanna fuck something but just jerk off quickly to completion... sad
>>43619908it's mostly ever been like this for me
>>43619877I'm a free thinker, I was already thinking about anonymous cocks long before reading your post.
>>43619877better than intrusive thoughts about my dad's
>>43619897kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself>>43619852ever butchered any seals on canadas coast?
>>43619908when i had a bf with low libido that's how i felt half the time. the other was was "i can't jerk off in case he wants to do something this time". sad times
>>43619919rope paige kek
We all troons now
>>43619897Thank you. Why you are arrested?
>>43619936>i can't jerk off in case he wants to do something this timey not?
>>43619942always were meme gif
>>43619936>other was was "i can't jerk off in case he wants to do something this time".thats fine though, u can edge just fine, u just vant complete
I don't watch any gay shows I don't even listen to music anymore or go out for walks I just wake up and work for twelve hours then I post here a bit and then it's the same againevery dayfor the next three yearsblergh
>>43619950i wanted to have a big load
>>43619971who asked?
>>43619940not meI don't jerk off, I can't touch down there at all
>>43619975I'd love my bf even more if I knew he got so horny and had to please himself before seeing me and that's why he shoots a small load.Communication!
>>43619971three years? that’s the rest of your life lil buddy
>>43619927Nu nu nu nu (ﾉ`Д´)ﾉ>>43619943I was posting about how Israel controls the US government.
>>43619971post hole?
>>43619970i did used to edge a lot now that i think of it. i dunno, it was long while ago the point though is that i was frustrated
>>43619982we know schizo troon
>who askedlol I just type shit in this field>>43619989nuh uh I could always slack off and get a lazy office gig paying 60k and be fine but I took on a high stress thing to make much more n then chill out once I'm 30
>>43619942Clarkson mogs everyone in /tttt/
>>43620018lol
>>43619996no time to take good hole pic
>>43620018lets all hope you get cancer or a stroke LOLAHAH
>>43620039needs laser correction
>>43620020Huh? Personally I disagree, but if you said James May, it'd be a truth nuke.
>>43620032post anything i'm bored
>>43620041for what reason exactly?
>>43619992would you top a baby seal?
i want a "stroke" heheheheheheheheh
>>43620039would cum in his pit
>>43620050that'd be below my standards
>>43620051ey i just type shit into the fields maaanwhat stressful job
>>43620048I stand by what I said. Petrol queen
let this cup pass from me
>>43620061thats a nigger!
>>43620052I hope you actually step on a rusty nail and get tetanus.
>>43620062he has a weird mushroom dick its cute
Punch in. Gimme a kiss. Suck this dick. Go back to work. I aint payin you to stand there playing with your dick.
>>43620065starting my own business
>>43620081don't be rude, maaaan
>>43620084that already happened to me and im vaxxxxedso you wont? even if it asked for it and enjoyed it? imagine if he had monkey level intelligence like a nigger and loved you? basically begging for it! still no?
>>43620070He aged like milk. Meanwhile, James aged like fine wine (would).
>>43620102>leftnot bad looking for a nigger
>>43620063sigh ok
>>43619715Get a jaw implant and mog him so hard he stops posting.
Hi.
>>43620086where can i see it>>43620102also the black guy's pp
>>43620102jump into a river ( niggers cant swim)
>>43620122lets start slow
>>43620135>where can i see ithttps://x.com/BabyOtterAlex/status/2055039217236054279/video/1
>>43620100prostitution? whats the tax rate like
>>43620172i'm not sure cute is the word...>babyotterhmmm
>>43620192>babyotteri think he just finds otters cute he posts videos and pics of them
>>43620179I get this response a lot but i manufacture precision metal parts actually. Not very fancy, but good money.>whats the tax rate liketoo high cause I'm in europe
>>43620201well that explains 50% of it
>>43619992Rip
>>43620218lol maschbau dumbo...
Need me a bf who will give me headpats like dis (´ﾍ｀;)
>>43620237I flunked out early on I'm self taught it's not that hard but the more hours you put in the quicker u make more money
>>43620241haaaiiiiii :3
>>43620247is your hole hairy
>>43620135it turns out he's straight / into femboys lolhttps://xcancel.com/KyleSmiles281/status/1782986801646362638/
>>43620259a bit but not a lot and it's kinda fluffy hair
>>43620261>he's straight / into femboysma'am...
>>43620247>more hours you put in the quicker u make more moneyyou must be smartest machinist! invest in bitcoin
>>43620262good for you, good luck with the business and the hole
>>43619715Oh how times have changed
>>43620274no I'm goyim I deal in the real world
>>43620251Where is your junk?
why do guys with high body count give me the ick
>>43620303you're fucked in the head
>>43620276thank you, it's going well just a lot sometimes cause I'm working on my own a lot and people think>man he gets to chill all daywhen I go grocery shopping on a wednesday afternoon cause I've been eating frozen potato wedges with mayonnaise for the past two days
>>43620292gender assignment check cleared, i am finally a real woman
would u date a guy that posts nudes on xitter
>>43620318I wouldn't date a guy that has a social media presence at all
>>43620303inferiority complex
>>43620325based
>>43620318probably not
>>43620325>>43620327
>>43620318if he stopped while we were dating and didn't show face in them, yeah
>>43620327>posts on 4chinautistic niggerfaggot complex
>>43620251>>43620313mtfgen is down the hall to the left
>>43620310>I've been eating frozen potato wedges with mayonnaise for the past two daysthe whiteness of it all
>>43620172Fuck I just remembered I didn't give the otter poster his nose back from like a week ago 0.0
>>43620346>image search showing me watchesthe future sucks
>>43620339exact reverse opposite actuallyppl that post on ig or twitter have an inferiority complex and are attention whorescool peeps just do they're thing on their own without writing a big sign of>this is me pay attentionall over the internet
>>43620352lmao the jelly JUMPED out, holy fuckin triggered
>>43620362mec06000
>>43620356I guess that's true
Is it normal for a straight male to get crushes on men? I saw this dude and I got a crush. Is that normal?
>>43620355smaller cock leaves , bitch
>>43620395yes, completely normal now close the tab where you are posting in the gay thread on the gay board of the gay website and get a wife
dating whores is like dating bisexuals. they will both leave you in the end
>>43620395Rice queen alert!
>>43620398Duel accepted, your turn
>>43620405>dating whores>dating bisexualssamepicture.jpg
>>43620379oh he's a foot weirdo
>>43620405>dating bisexuals is like dating bisexuals. they will both leave you in the end??
>>43620303Because they are more likely to be sick or sexually promiscuous.
>>43620436maybe it's just his way of teaching us about tautologies
>>43620418old fat woman kek run!
>>43620447finally gaygen is moving to the advanced level
>>43620251Why do you shave your pubes, just stop it
If a implies b then that is equivalent to a and not b being true
no wait it's not a or b
>>43620428yeah....
i can't let go. i still want him, now, more than ever.if i said i was gay for him, why can't he just take my word for it. it's not every day that u find a bi male who wants to be owned by u.
>>43620478waste of a (likely) hairy hole
>rawr
he navier on my stokes till i equation
>>43620462why would i?
i'm about to shave my hole
>>43620503>>43620503>>43620503
>>43620493is that a whole animal jawbone on a necklace
>>43620303Because it's a clear and visible sign that either no one wants to date them long term or they don't want to date long term.
new>>43620558>>43620558>>43620558
so are we using that thread or...
>>43620562if you really can't tell which thread to use then you belong in the first thread
