May 17th, 2026-Sudan falls to the Moroccan forces. Despite the ingenuity of the Secret Sudanese Stretch and the Rudimentary Rhodesian Rib Rewinder, the nation had been corrupted and rotted too deeply to ever stand a chance. No, it was not the fault of these techniques… the country never had a chance in the first place. The morale was simply too low from all those years of war. Mental illness had proliferated like shipworms in soaked mahogany. And the elites gorged themselves on gold to try to become it… til they dropped from their balconies from vitamin deficiency.Sudan has lost. One must face the audience and go on. Either figuring out a way to live under permanent oppression, or becoming a martyr for the future generations of Sudan… like Joorj Floid in 726 AD.
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