>be me, straight tranner in my freshman year of college>finally an adult so I can start hrt without my parents' permission>decide to go to school's lgbt club to see if I can make any other trans friends>show up in boymode because I don't pass yet and I don't wanna look weird>we're asked to go around a circle and introduce ourselves>I stand up and tell everyone I'm trans and I just recently started my transition and I don't mind if people use any pronouns for me>a couple of gays and theys introduce themselves>then a pre-everything tranny in thigh highs stands up>introduces herself as a lesbian, starts talking about how Matoi Ryuko from Kill la Kill was her "gay awakening">after we finish introductions, she comes up to me and tells me how excited she is to meet a fellow tgirl>shows me a bunch of borderline pornographic anime girl egg memes on her phone>jokes about wanting to start "titty skittles" like I did>talks about herself a lot and doesn't really let me take my turn>after a while she gets bored and wanders off to go flirt with the cisbians>I feel like I'm going to die of secondhand embarrassment>next month's meeting she shows up again and proudly announces that she's on hrt too now>has the same kind of one-sided conversation as last time with me>this process repeats every time I show up.>fast forward about a year>I'd hoped that by now I'd be able to pass and start girlmoding, and idk if it's starting late or just genetics but I've basically gotten nothing but softer skin and a bit of gynecomastia>I'm not getting hondosed, I checked and my levels are fine, I'm just not getting changes>voice trained until I started getting she/her'd on the phone but I still get he/him'd every time irl
>>43628503>meanwhile the transbian has become a super cute passoid>when she shows up she complains about how guys keep hitting on her when they should be able to tell how gay she is>I haven't been hit on by a single guy, and the few times I've tried girlmoding men have given me looks of disgust and laughed at me behind my back>she likes to show me pics of herself topless on her phone and ask me to "rate them">all I can think of is how perfect she looks and how I'll never be a woman like her>I had to excuse myself from the room because I couldn't hold back my tearswhy? what did I do in the past life to deserve this? why did I end up a disgusting hon instead of getting to be a pretty girl like her?
because you have a harsh soul while your opp has a good soul
>>43628508probably your horribly judgemental soul
>>436285031. You decided to start hrt at 18, dumbass2. You decided to go to an lgbt club, dumbass3. You talked to other troons, dumbasst. Stealth gigapassoid ywnbm youngshit
>>43628579I asked my parents to start at 15 and they screamed at me, grounded me, took my phone away, and put a keylogger on my computer to make sure I wasn't looking up trans stuff online.
There is no justice or pattern to this world and the sooner you learn that the better
>>43628665eh. there is she just has to lock in and surgerymaxx
>>43628579oh the larp, OOHH i smell larp, OHHHHHHHHH the larpss
>>43628503>does nothing except take hrt>barest minimum of voice training>probably hasnt even learned make up or how to style her hair>dresses like a boy(moder)>w-w-w-why is my transition not working, baka!!idk bestie i think youre just retarded maybe?? ur getting mogged by a real diva who puts in the effort bc u thought hrt was magic. you really thought you could do the bare minimum and be a woman like be so fr bestie thats just moid mentality and u wonder why its not working..
>>43628899HELP I LOOK LIKE THE JOHN 50 (slightly more feminine face) BUT IM 18 AND WORSE MY PARENTS NAMED ME JOHN
>>43628503posted for the thrembillionth time award
>>43628899this is the trans equivalent of when boomers tell zoomers they're poor because they buy too much avocado toast.
what the fuck. this is black comedy, we should save this thread to troll again later. great story, OP. it's kind of poetic in a way. you're the transgender shakespeare.
