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I should go to bed soon probably

nobody liked my manga recommendations list :(

i have tried to make friends with a girl who lives in the same building as me. she had a party a few nights ago and posted a note in the foyer apologising about the noise and saying its her first time living alone and it just got out of hand and she didn't know what to do. i put a note under her door with my number and said she can come over for some tea and a chin wag if she would like, so she knows people who live here. please wish me luck in my first attempt to make friends with someone in forever

>>43632619
gl nona, it’s a nice gesture
and audacious

>>43632619
what is a chin wag
>american idiot

>>43632645
i am full of audacity tbf. very gregarious! >>43632658
it means to have a natter aimlessly. just like a chill chat over tea

>>43632604
>sensitive pornograph

>>43632697
Oh, that sounds really nice then. Fuck I wish american culture was more inviting like that. Me and my gf are moving to a different state so we are going to have to make some new friends too. Suppose just inviting chill people over for like coffee or wine is a good start xD

>>43632619
NICE!

>>>>43632729
idk i think english culture can vary, it can for sure veer more towards that kind of alienated feel. its a bit old fashioned to be so forward in getting to know people in person like this, i just prefer it to trying to meet people online
>>43632742
very nice!!!

>>43632721
w-what
it's by the guy who did legend of the blue wolves iirc

>>43632697
>>43632759
is it salt
if so i take it back
you have the outgoing mania, you’re not audacious you’re ill

>>43632854
whats the difference

>>43632905
the adversity

>>43632917
very sad when put that way

>>43632545
niggy do raped an hurt women but not in jail y?

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>>43632759
>idk i think english culture can vary, it can for sure veer more towards that kind of alienated feel.
Just gotta master the pub glare

I ate a bowl of oatmeal on my commute this morning. it was delicious.

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>technical coding interview
>forgets everything i have ever learned
we are retardmaxxing to the highest degre rn

>>43633218
I literally just sat in on a tech interview where the person seemed to have forgotten how to program. it seems to just happen sometimes, sorry about that :/

>>43633218
what was the question?

got dressed again to buy chocolate at the nightshop but it was closed

sobbing (w/o chocolate)

>>43633218
eh you just tell them you've managed teams and had a focus on design principles and complex architectures so long that your memory of the small things is fuzzy
works every time

this guy on YouTube ported windows ce to n64 by himself in a month, using cursor. the nitty-gritty of coding isn't necessary anymore.

>nittygritty if coding unnecessary
opus 4.7 implemented a sql proc for me yesterday that built a 15 statement long cte chain with the absolute worst optimizer confusing series of windowed selects nested inside groupings iv ever seen
his version of it took 20 minutes to run
the revised version took 30 seconds
knowing how to write your own shit definitely still matters

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>>43633279
>>43633243
it was actually some dumb shit. Mind you i'm not a software developer. I'm a platforms engineer. so my day to day isn't usually writing code.

pig latin converter that maintains punctuation placement which is a thing ive made many times with leet code but for some reason i blanked on placing the punctuation to its original place within the string before translation.

Super super retarded. I just panic real hard nowadays in those environments
>>43633470
I have another stage tomorrow that is system design so hopefully that goes better. who knows. this one would double my salary so i kinda wanna get it :) ill try and work that in

>>43633692
>double salary
rad ill cross my fingers for you that would be amazing

>>43633676
all you have to do is tell the ai to make the code run faster and it will.

>>43633742
lol

>>43633866
you laugh, but have you tried it?

>>43633692
lol, this is why I drink a shot or two before interviews. nerves will fuck you so hard ;-; good luck on the next stage though!

>>43633879
i feel like you think you're trying to sell me something
but i've already bought it
you're just overestimating its abilities badly

>>43633218
one time in an interview i was doing great and they asked me "we are hoping to have onboarding in 2 weeks, is this something you would like to do?" and i blanked and said "no". There was an awkward silence for 2 minutes as we sort of wrapped it up and i was hurried out the door

>>43633939
yeah the xanax a little before the call helped a bit

>>43633979
I agree it's good to be able to dive into the code when something goes awry then you get to rub the computers nose in it.

Oughhhh no love for the arts youre all cs trannies and I hate it.

>>43634006
I like art a lot. It's just unrealistic for somebody untalented to go to art school hoping to become good

>>43634005
a subordinate of mine just yesterday told me she 'optimized a procedure' and i asked her to do a code review with me
so we went over it
the change she made (from gpt 5) was to, instead of returning data in a final select statement directly, do a select into #temp
and then add an index onto #temp (on a unique identifier)
and then select * from #temp
no filters, no ordering to the result, just select *
she then argued with me for a minute or two that adding the index makes it faster (because gpt said)
hilarious

>>43634027
Trvke :9

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>>43634006
I do art, see I made this goblin

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>>43634027
oof
does that mean I'm not an artfag

>>43634053
Manmodersplaining to a woman lia? Shameful...

>>43634303
thats all i know how to do little lady now make me some biscuits

>>43634310
American or British biscuits ma'am?

>>43634326
scones pls elfi made some and they ran out now i want more

>>43634338
Ma'am you're confusing my little brain is a scone a biscuit?

>>43634364
depends who you ask

>>43634386
I think "low functioning autist" is the word you're looking for.

>>43634372
I'm having a panic attack in the kitchen

>>43634326
they were scones id baked

>>43634442
Sweet or savoury?

>>43634465
savoury. the kind you do with cream and jam

>>43634470
I'm so confused I would make sweet sweet scones for clotted cream and jam

nobody likes my goblin u_u

>>43634622
I like your goblin but I was too shy to chime in on the conversation :)

>>43634622
I think it's adorable, I love goblins!!

>>43634129
you could port this to vrchat and be a little goblin

Feeling gobliny but I think I'm too tall so I guess I'm a orc or goblin orc hybrid maybe gorc perhaps orcblin possibly

i thot elfs were tallish

>>43634803
keebler elves are like 5cm tall or something

>>43635090
how about the tolkein kinds are they tall
and i guess santa elves are short style
hmm conflicting lore

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i finally got around to weeding one of the planter box's :>
gonna do the next one after the rain lets off
hows everyone else?

spent my only day off crying alone in my bedroom again award

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>>43635200
fuck whoever made you cry

>>43635597
it was me, now I'm crying harder

>>43632545
how do i learn how wombats dress? and no im not using the link, that shit is bullshit made by a femboy
do i just do kibbe typology or

Trans need to be beaten.

instead, i expect my feet to be rubbed before bedtime snuggling

>>43635642
I was worried you would say that

>>43635709
my dad's like that too

I cut my hair because I thought it would be more appropriate to have bangs for a cosplay this weekend. Now I have troon bangs which I've never had before and I'm not sure if I like them better. My forehead and hairline weren't especially masculine

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Is it okay to hit my gf if she just won't stop fucking crying? I've had this problem before. Sometimes you just can't be fucked to deal with their bullshit and smacking them around a bit gets them to stop being so annoying.

>>43635791
>My forehead and hairline weren't especially masculine
sure jan

>>43635791
how is your lower third

>>43635798
you don't hit someone you love

>>43635840
You don't constantly harrass and annoy someone you love. What I do is good for her, it helps snap her out of these weird bouts sadness she gets lol.

anon likes to troll but isnt very good at it
also is an incel :\ no gf

>>43635200
I'd give you a hug if I could

would boyremoval or whatever the fetish is called here involve the removal of boyish and immature "trans lesbian" feelings

>>43635824
It's mid, I think my chin probably needs work and I need a tracheal shave. According to that bone site it's more feminine than average but I don't think that's correct, it's probably just because my skull is smaller than average.
>>43635808
who are you quoting?

Why is it bad to rape trannies? It's not like you're girls, you won't get pregnant lmao. Most of you have a rape fetish anyway.

>>43635174
hello naz! that looks nice, what do you grow?

>>43634803
they can be tiny or normal height or anywhere in between I think or maybe even tall too

Lmao at trannies coping about being "elves". Elves are beautiful and female elves have beautiful, refined, feminine features. Trannies are fat, masculine and ogre-like. Being tall doesn't make you an elf kek.

>>43635135
it's not even just at the extremes
dnd elves are shorter than humans but tolkein elves are taller

>>43636273
schizo?
schizo?

wew glad I'm a femboy

>>43636299
serious question, are you a femboy at your job? what is your social life like

>femboy
>posts in mtfg
hmm

>>43636094
bangs prob work then let it ride

>>43636361
not like you can get rid of bangs once you cut them in
im never gonna get bangs again just because it just takes too long to grow out again and looks bad in the intermediate stages

>>43636046
Sorry this is sad I'm sorry I typed this

>>43636327
mascboy to femboy general
>>43636315
uh well everyone genders me female at work. my social is in shambles rn cause I had to *temporarily* relocate to a red crust town and its rodeos and churches out here. I've got my bf so that keeps me happy buuut I want to move closer to the city so I can be with my people.

>>43636375
you can always shave your head anon

Do girls normally goon to bnwo sissy hypno multiple times a day? Or is that just a trans"girl" thing?

>>43636411
>uh well everyone genders me female at work
do they think/know that you're a guy?
it seems like they probably just think you're trans anyways

we should put bets on what psych malady this anon has >>43636430

>>43636450
down syndrome

>>43636434
o well people can call me whatever idc, regular people don't have time to learn about all the terminology and stuff

>>43636450
do you think they otherwise post here normally, or do they exclusively troll? idk how you could be that dedicated to come here to troll everyday, maybe if you post in other threads and just keep this tab open? or maybe it's automated somehow?

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>>43636483
>o well people can call me whatever idc, regular people don't have time to learn about all the terminology and stuff
why are you dumping your bullshit on them then? if you were just a woman it'd be easier for others to understand you and they'd call you she which you clearly like anyways. i've always thought that if you're a "femboy" that consistently passes as a woman it's easier to just be a fem than to try to be a fem and a boy at the same time, no?

>>43636544
maybe they just want to rub our noses in it that they pass as a woman and they're not even trying to

>>43636489
only trangembers post here
some try to repress
some think they're chasers
but all are transgedire
>automation
if they solved that capcha they should be charging money for that rather than spending compute on amusing me
>place your bets
my money is on it being an established trip larping
at first i thought hayato but he would have spazzed at somebody by now

>>43636568
do you have to do the captcha with a pass?

>>43636554
nonono nothing like that. I mean I'm on e so the difference between us is pedantic.
>>43636544
I'm not dumping anything on anyone. my gay friends call me her/she and girl and whatever it just feels normal?

>>43636609
zamn you think they paid 30$ to robodial mtfg

>>43636619
mebe, somebody does it to int/brit

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>>43636554
>maybe they just want to rub our noses in it that they pass as a woman and they're not even trying to
i don't know why anon feels that way, i was just curious to ask becuase i was an femboy originally too. I just saw my social role changing and realized that just being a woman would be a more straightforward path personally. I guess maybe the difference is that if I was a femboy and people were calling me "she" even thought they knew i was male i would assume that I looked like a hon. there's not really such a thing as "passing" to people who you're very close to, so i figure it tells you a bit of what they think of you beyond your superficial appearance.

>>43636614
>my gay friends call me her/she and girl and whatever it just feels normal?
so what makes you a boy?

>>43636664
my penis?

I would fuck a tranny but only if he's skinny and he let me hit him

>>43636715
do you show your penis off to all your friends to prove what a male you are?

I hope we're all having an nice time

>>43636735
only on underwear night at the bar

>>43636763
damn your boyfriend is pretty open minded

>>43636718
daddy

>>43636757
I'm not

>>43636450
>>43636469
>>43636489
>Ignores the question and malds
Enjoy your sissy hypnos freak!

>>43636780
where do you think we met lol?

>>43636790
what's wrong nony

>>43636757
Played a little bit of bideo games, did a fuck ton of chores, it's been a pretty cozy day aside from being in a bit of pain but that's okey uwu

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>>43636793
it's better for an ugly question to die than to be considered, let alone answered.

>>43636805
lol slay

>>43636817
why pain :(

Ever since he rejected me my love for him has only grown and grown. I want to fuck him so bad. I want him on my bed, I want to jack him off and hear his whimpers while I press myself onto him. I want to bite his neck hard and suck off his blood. I want my teeth to be marked all over his body so he cannot hide our love. I want everyone to know how much I've fucked him and how his blood tastes and what he is like when vulnerable.

Before I wanted him to dominate me but now that I know he's such a loser it makes way more sense for me to be the one on top.

>>43636841
Woke up one day and my neck was just super fucked up, to where it hurt immensely to look right or down. Had to go to the hospital waiting room for four hours then when the nurse saw me, she laughed at how tense my shoulder muscles were and prescribed some heavy muscle relaxers.

Which do seem to be helping at least, just gotta wait for them to make me all better :)

>>43636241
a few things!
in that first box the far right is strawberries, there's spinach in the middle, the big leafy guy is rhubarb, and in the pot is squash
that's all the ones I really know
there's a few others that are mystery's that survived the winter
looks like green onion and parsley to me
but my cousin thinks we have carrots growing in the second box
its a whole lotta life
obviosuly not all planted by us
hopefully by next spring I'll actually know what im doing
and maybe actually use all the space we have
then I can get chickens and complete the tradwife larp

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I'm so horny and it's too hot to have sex I'm just here sweaty and fucking yearning

>>43636879
oh I have that a lot but not to hospital level maybe I need some muscle relaxers too my muscles are all concrete

>>43636815
might be getting a migraine
had a relatively productive day, but still feel as shitty as days I don't get anything done
heartbreak and loneliness
lingering aching pain from things that happened long ago that I can't even trust happened
lots of stuff
really, I don't know how anyone can have a nice time given the nature of the world

>>43636913
Spread that bussy for daddy

>>43636916
>I don't know how anyone can have a nice time given the nature of the world
real
I try to escape every moment I get

>>43636906
:) I hope you get a greenthumb that sounds lovely

>>43636938
My bussy is sweaty and gross because my bedroom is like a fucking sauna. I wish shower sex didnt suck

>>43636957
Get a fan and drink water and shower regularly. No one likes a sissy with nasty bussy

>>43636955
thanks
come time we'll see who survives

lowkirk thought the femboy poster was a trans guy who just came here to be retarded. Guess I should check my transmisandry
>qott
You aren't a real wombat until you have wombat sona, and produce art of it. Anything less than it doesn't even matter, you never tried to be wombat in the first place.
>>43636375
I'm so sorry that happened to you!
>>43636450
whatever it is, I know the cure. Patient needs Risperdol. No alternatives.
>>43636913
You need to try "ice sex"

>>43637063
What is ice sex? Is that that thing where my bf shoves a popsicle up my ass?

>>43637092
it's sex on ice!

>>43637105
Where so I find enough ice to have sex on in the middle of may? Do i have to break into a hockey rink??

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>>43637063
>whatever it is, I know the cure. Patient needs Risperdol. No alternatives.
why risperdal? that's the prescription i had when i was on meds. does it have some special reputation?

How do you know if you're someone who should or absolutely should not effectively undergo gender transition?

>>43637142
You should be a girl it's kind of cool sometimes

>>43637142
i feel like it'd be pretty obvious from your inside feelings. if you feel like you're supposed to be the opposed gender and feel negative emotions because you aren't then transition ought to do you some good.

>>43637118
honestly yes. You do need to break hockey rink. This is the recommended
>>43637131
It does
>>43637142
Sincerely ask yourself if you will regret letting yourself masculinize and do nothing about it.

>>43637142
Chin size

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>matched with a cute guy on tinder
>hit it off
>add snaps
>really getting along texting back and forth constantly
>realize i hadn't asked if he read my profile(it says im a tranny FIRST thing and ny gender is trans woman) so ask if he did and knows im trans
>blocked instantly
He said he was gonna take me on vacation with him and everything all my other matches are either not cute or give icky vibes ;-;

>>43637183
>It does
What's the reputation?

>>43637191
This is why you should only meet guys in real life. Do not know any guys in real life? Obsess over the only one you know and stalk him forever without ever being able to consumate your feelings and slowly lose your mind thinking about more progressively grotesque things you would do to him. Works pretty good for me.

>>43637211
There was a lawsuit for it causing gynecomastia and male patients, look up risperdol feminization lawsuit. There was a lawsuit

>>43637167
>>43637183
I don't feel at peace with myself, I often don't. As far as how I'd feel letting myself masculinize, my approach to reality has been accepting doom, and just living from that basis, so it's hard to say anything would change, other than that I'd find myself aged and still at odds with myself. I've felt relief at the thought of living as, or something closer to, the opposite of what I am before, and I've been thinking about this for a while now. I have a relatively androgenous face, and have thought I'd look better persuing a feminine appearance. You might think this should make it pretty obvious what I should do, but I've always been a male, and I'm immersed in being a man, I know I will always be a male, I've lived my whole life presenting in a masculine manner, and I know that my family would likely not accept it. I don't "know" if gender transition is something I should do. I don't know why committing to remaining as I am generates something of a crushing feeling within me, I don't know if that's normal, or what it's in response to. I know ultimately only I can figure this out.
>>43637184
I think I'm good in that compartment lol.

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>>43637063
I'm not an ftm wah :p

>>43637439
I think it's possible it wouldn't be a mystery for me at all if I just knew that things would be hospitable to me just doing it. I don't really know if I have """gender dysphoria""" and the premise of that concept seems a little arbitrarilly defined. One thing I've heard from transgenders often is that they were inclined to feminine things from even a very young age. I can't say that for myself although I was less masculine, a "pussy", and such, called a faggot a couple of times in middle school.

>>43637439
>>43637500
Whether gender or not, though, I certainly have undeniable, consistant dysphoria in every day life, and I've had it for a LONG time.

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suppose you want my blood

>>43637425
>There was a lawsuit for it causing gynecomastia and male patients, look up risperdol feminization lawsuit. There was a lawsuit
oh, i see. my psychiatrist told me it would make my boobs bigger so i was happy to go on it but then i got really bad insomnia issues and ended up quitting again.

el chupacabron....

>>43637439
>I've always been a male, and I'm immersed in being a man, I know I will always be a male, I've lived my whole life presenting in a masculine manner, and I know that my family would likely not accept it. I don't "know" if gender transition is something I should do. I don't know why committing to remaining as I am generates something of a crushing feeling within me, I don't know if that's normal, or what it's in response to. I know ultimately only I can figure this out.
some people live in pain their whole lives.

>>43637656
!niño sucio! take off my pantyhose RIGHT NOW! no tacos for you tonight!

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hello my name is mr. penis and as of today im identifying as a woman and so i'm a woman now and my name is mrs. penessa
yoroshiku onegaishimasu

>>43637425
I knee someone who got the boobs, they had to get them removed. hope they got paid.

>>43637787
Shut the fuck up sissy. God you're so fucking stupid. You just want to beaten and raped don't you?

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>>43637852
i don't want to be beaten and raped i want to be treated nicely

>>43637865
I'll treat you nice after I do that cutie dw

>>43637876
im not just some sexual toy you're hurting my feelings

>>43637784
Ich muss sie zuerst riechen und mir auf den Kopf setzen.

>>43637899
Trannies are basically just sex toys, and that's okay. Don't think about it too hard bby, you might hurt yourself.

>>43637904
kek

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>>43637931