Hii, back to work today so;>Have you ever eaten something inedible? (How was it?)>What kind of interstellar object would you want to become?>What's your favorite horror movie?Bonus question!!!!>Consult the graph, what is your favorite archetype of Bat
>>43641954Two errors that need fixing that upper myotid management will kill us for, it should be Bat Census as well as the addition to drop letters <3
>>43641954>Forbidden FruitUhm, mostly just paper? Idk my sister wanted us to ask this one. It was okay.>Heavenly BodiesUhm, either a Nebula or an Asteroid cluster, preferably a Nebula since that feels maternal>Fright NightEvent Horizon :3>Jungian BatsEl Wiwi :,3
>>43641954I've eaten compostable napkins before in elementary school, tasted like nothingAlso eaten plastic or chewed on stuffMostly chew stuffI'd wanna be a nebulaFavorite horror movie is scream because stu lowkey hotBest bat is bottom left or bottom right, but not bottom middle
>>43641954>transbianWhen I was younger I used to be really willing to eat inedible things for the sake of comedy. Mostly paper, grass, a few bugs. It all tasted like nothing, and I don't think anyone ever actually found it funnyI wanna be a comet named after some dorky-sounding astronomer from hundreds of years agoFavorite horror movie is Chime (2024) because I am pretentiousBest bat is bottom middle
>have you ever eaten something inedibleDoes paper count? It was bad>What kind of interstellar object would you becomeMaybe a nebula>What is your favorite horror movieMaybe Get Out but there's a lot I haven't seen that I really want to, like Jennifer's Body.>Favorite batBottom left. Do I even have to say it
>>43641954>inedible eatingyes, i guess? i've swallowed a screw, a coin. ate a sheet of paper and got $20 once, from a friend who bet me i wouldn't actually do it, which was pretty wonderful. i suppose that was the only time i've enjoyed it?i guess it also depends on how strict your definition of "inedible" is>interstellar objecti don't know if i would mind, if i was insentient it would be sort of immaterial. perhaps a member of an alien species on a rogue planet, or maybe preferably, a spaceship in-between stars, but this presupposes the existence of such things. oh! Pioneer 10, if i get to be sentient and watch football. New Horizons maybe?>favourite horror filmso many films, sorry bad habit, so many movies peck at me from the edges of my memory and no well-ordering presents itself to me. what even is "horror"...what does it mean for something to be my "favourite"...there are so many good movies that are good in different ways...excuse me,, i need to go return some videotapes>if you would please consult the graphbottom leftt. bi boymoder
>>43642751hi nona :)
>>43642886huh who are you
Weh I'm sorry!! Work has been busy, will respond soon we prommy!!
>>43642963your trusted and esteemed eunuch advisoror something like that
>>43643159my most trusted eunuch advisor...aren't you at work right now?
>>43643344therapy, my liege
>Have you ever eaten something inedible? (How was it?)many times, but not remarkably. i used to chew off the tabs of pen caps and eat the mashed plastic bits...this is all that comes to mind, specifically. the plastic was fine, i guess. i did eat it deliberately, so.>What kind of interstellar object would you want to become?umm. i don't know. i don't even know how to think about this, really. am i sentient? what would life even be like, if i were sentient, regardless? am i myself; ie, is the way i interface with existence and the concept thereof as a thinking and feeling being at all altered by my circumstances? what even constitutes *me*, if, for instance, i am a nebula? or even a rock? if i split apart, am i then multiple distinct entities? am i simply the collection of matter itself, rather then the arbitrary Object? do those disintegrated pieces of me remain me if integrated into or fundamentally altered by some other interstellar object/phenomenon? i don't know. i suppose i would not want to be anything, if i were myself. i would not want to exist in such circumstances, for such a horrifying (potentially infinite?) span of time. if i had to have a consciousness, perhaps i would be a black hole. this seems the least unbearable of all options. if i (the me i am right now) cease to be in becoming this object, i guess i would also be a nebula, if only because they are very pretty.>What's your favorite horror movie?i do not watch horror movies...i think that The Thing will have to suffice as my answer, as it is the closest i have ever gotten. i don't think i really like it all that much, though...>Consult the graph, what is your favorite archetype of Batme gusta más el wiwi neutrali seem to have missed the precursor to this thread. what are we doing?
>>43641957owh and i am a gynephilic enbyi guess
>>43644373>gynephilic enbyjust call yourself a lesbian
>>43646243i was going to but i felt this warranted something more specific and true to my actual self
>>43641957Am I tweaking or did you also fuck up your tripcode? Didn't it end in "2"?
>>43641954hello vlush>Have you ever eaten something inedible? (How was it?)does expired pork intestine count? i left it in the fridge too long and it had a few little bluish patches that i just cut off before cooking it. still tasted good mind you but i'm not sure i could survive making the same mistake again>What kind of interstellar object would you want to become?i would be a rogue planet i think. as befitting my desolate bleak chud lifei know someone who wrote a little exobiology worldbuilding thing about a sapient species living at the bottom of the ocean on a rogue planet clinging to the very last slivers of life-giving energy the hydrothermal vents could provide before it all inevitably went cold, just smart enough to think ahead about how the world was dying and within a couple generations there would be no warmth left for their progeny>What's your favorite horror movie?i havent watched very many, or rly any at all in quite some time. ive been meaning to change that but for now i don't know if i can give an answer>Consult the graph, what is your favorite archetype of Battop left all the wayi used to think horseshoe bats looked cool until i noticed the mouth, now they just look like the biggest doofuses in all of batkind. even surpassing visored bats which is quite an achievement. i think my favourite is the ghost faced bat though i'm also partial to vampire & spectral bats and ofc the wrinkly faced bat. i also think it's cool how ground-adapted vampire bats are and how supposedly theyre the closest living analogue to how pterosaurs wouldve walkedi think bats are perhaps the perfect mammal, alongside desmans & moles. theyre small frail blind round fuzzy nocturnal things with grotesque facial sensory protuberances. this is what all mammalian life shouldve been in a rightfully ordained worldoh and uhhh mtf uhhhh transbian or somesuch
>>43643028>i prommy>bottom of the page 10Never trust a tranny
>>43648941we forgot, long day, excuses I know. I'm sorry.>>43646959>BLUE PORK!?jesus christ what the fuck, what happened?? were you okay??>rogue planetHonestly beautiful answer, both the futility in death and the fact that you'd be an aimless rock floating through the vast expanse>>43646711yeah we changed it :3we like this one because it says "wubou" which means I love you!!>>43644355>pen chewerdesu valid answer, we like to chew pencils so you're pretty based, plastic is kinda scary though.>planetary philosophyhonestly the depth to your answer is delightful, we'd like to think you would be very vaguely aware, not of the self or anything going on, but there would be a half awake daze akin to the corpses long lost to the dirt, nonetheless beautiful answer, if not scary.>precursornothing in particular!! we ask these questions every few days :3>>43642751>wtfthat's alot of answers, a SCREW?? a coin?? sometimes we worry that some of the things we've eaten might still be in there. I wonder what that screw got up to /~\also paper is pretty mild, fuck we'd do it for $5>a spaceship in between stars or a satellitevurr good answer, the bridge between humanity and foreign coldness>>43642340>paperyeah bleached paper can be pretty horrible, sorri :<>nebula vurr good answer!!! vurr dissociative>>43642241>inedible things for funnypaper and grass is fair, but bugs?? blegh, can't stop thinking about horsehair worms <~>also surprised you say it tastes like nothing, grass is such a unique taste>cometooo, any in particular??>chime 2024on our list it goes!!>bottom middleso far you've been the only one to say it and it is our FAVORITE el wiwi my beloved>>43642093>compostable napkintbdesu probably one of the most actually edible things here, it's probably mostly cellulose and that stuff is pretty common in food>nebulavurr good answer <3>screamstu is NOT hot oh my god, agh, I guess we can't diss your taste but, omgosh
>>43649500I didn't eat much weird stuff as a kid, I did snort it though like apple juice, milk, cookie crumbs, lemon juice, etc.also Stu's hot I could fix him, Lillard is an icon Loomis is basic taste
>>43649557hey so turns out we're a fake fan, absolute poser, unbelievably fucking wrong. Thought Stu was the other guy with the tiktok build, actually adore Stu
