Lost Love editionold >>43676418QOTT: How do you handle breakups?
Love is lovely
i prefer gay furries
NOT VERY WELL
>>43682881>QOTTi have not been in a relationship in 6 years
>43682896the aifag spammers should be lynched and burned
>>43682920good they suck just have casual sex or something
I think someone should force pink pill me
>>43682892i look like this
>>43682932but i've already had all the casual sex in the world
>>43682930guillotine for them too
& then god cracked a lightning bolt at Millhouse
yea verily, though his shins stayed bone dry
a brief treatise on the philosophy of cultivation of burgers without flawshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNHm4u4Ssr0
hamburgers sans frontières
>>43682881how do i stop being a cock obsessed idiot and just be content with fucking afabs instead of being a submissive abusable bottom
>>43683078good burger morning to you
>>43683084start topping amabs, it's empowering
I could top a cute mtf but not a normal dudeI think I miss fucking afabs
>>43683096bun morning to you too
every transbian i've met expects me to be dommy mommy cause i'm tall but i'm submissive and want to serve gock, what should i do...
fucked myself up when I fellalso discovered that a lot of the blood was from this giant bump on the back of my headlol
I have never met a trans person in my 30 yo manmoder life
>>43683351ive never met a trans person in my 18 yo manmoder life
>>43683408you have 7 minutes to post cowkini photos before i curse you and your pets
>>43683318you have to find one of the 14 transbian tops
>>43683427im an ugly neverpasser
>>43683459did i stutter
>>43683467:(
my jaw is painfully sore from involuntarily grinding my teethlife is too stressful
whatcha stressed about
my moder can beat up your moder
I drive by road kill in the street,Scattered pink jewels shining,There on the commute everyday for about a week,Filled with envy, i am crying.Why not me?
Now i can fantasize about a specific moder instead of vague yearning
>>43683631Twinning
>beg for attention>ignored
>>43684128it be like thatwork hard on being cute and smallit helps
im simply getting too much pussy, nutting too frequently, and asked for sex multiple times a day. i need a breather yknow? but as soon as she starts kissing me my mind goes blank and i just wanna be her good girl.
>>43684532wow wish i had something like thatlucky fucker
>>43682881>qotti just kinda get sad but an alright overall. i’ve only been in 2 relationships but both were fine during and after. the first one i got dumped but he still was kind of hung up on me, he sent me nudes afterwards for some reason lol. we tried to stay friends but i was really self pitying and annoying so he cut me fully off for a few years. my second one i did the dumping and we just remained friends without issue
>>43683855which specific one are you fantasizing about?
>>43682932the very act of having frequent casual sec is so foreign to me, how do people do it?
i genuinely dont like my tits or my ass what do you all think
>>43684969I think donnie darko is a trans metaphor
disagree saw it didnt pay attention
wanna kiss
nah
>>43685213bitch you're mid as fuck anyway
yeah
>>43684893The one in my dms
free my people! put an end to mm4mm!
>>43685239congrats on the moder in the DMs. what’s she like?
>it's probably chudette
i’m in chuddette’s DMs
i'm too scared to go to the dmv or even learn how to drive
i gotchu girl where u need to go? star bucks? see vee es? ?
>>43685521this was 16 year old me. if my mom hadn’t pushed i’d probably still not have a license
>>43685710i gave up on a license after failing 5 driving tests :( should i try again
>>43685800probably, especially if you’re in the us. it’s kinda hard to get around and shit here without one, as much as i hate cars
>>43685812im not in the us im just a neet so i dont really drive anywhere
>>43685800i passed after failing 6 times, never give up
>>43685866okayy i guess i will i dont know im just so scared when i drive like im destined to hit someone im not very good
>>43685874just try to relax i failed a lot because i was freaking the fuck out the whole time, just be really obvious like on the test you cant drive like a normal person you have to be really obvious and deliberate checking your mirrors.
>>43685882i freaked out every single test i like started seeing all black i knoww
>>43685433she's beautiful and cool
ok cool that confirms you’re not talking about me
that confirms its not me because i talk to no one :(
it always fizzles out
same, and i never know how to revive a fizzled conversation. i know i’m not doing a perfect job myself but it feels like the other party rarely tried to fix it themselves either
>>43686004you need to take initiative if you want to get to know herif she likes you she will reciprocatei feel like mine changed her mind about me
methy posting
everything makes me sad and i really really think the world would be better if there was a coordinated effort against allowing males to be born. i can drive just fine tho
>seasonal hire time>lesbian from last summer is back>she looks happy to see methe resulting delusion will get me through the year
>>43686456just remember you are a woman first, manmoder second, nona
>>43685710i don't even have a permit or an updated idi need to go to the dmv but i am too scared to go outside>>43685812i have to take an uber or a lyft everywhere it's a lot of money
>>43686473save up and take driving lessons if you absolutely have nobody willing to teach youbut driving is not hardit took me a long time to get there, but it's not impossible
>>43686473getting permission to drive in the usa is the easiest thing ever, you don't even have to be a good driver lmfao
>>43686473are you the nona who was talking about being scared to uber to your blood test months ago?
let's all rape chudette
group murder-suicide starting in 30mins, who's ready?
instead all of this, why don't we instead do something positive? how about a round of soggy biscuit? you know how you much you loved to play that game. c'mon, for old times' sake?
i cum too fast
I don't produce cum anymore
>>43686851you're a natural
no. instead we're all going to binge eat discount cereal while thinking about the most sympathy-inducing way to conclude things
>>43685989>>43686004>>43686062this is always hard for me because I'm likely to simultaneously get bored with the conversation if we're not doing some activity together or meeting in person AND my insecurities and neuroticism end up making me assume the other person isn't that interested so I just naturally withdraw or stop initiating or even responding
>>43686887damn this is sad because i feel like im on the other end of this
>>43686629you can try but it would end up with all of you getting raped instead
ugh i just want a faggot to unleash my lust out on
>>43686456get some
>>43684905idk every time I tried I got nervous and pussied out, closest I had was fooling around with an old high school buddy one time and deciding I wasn't into it as a guy with another guy or hate sex with my ex when we were on like emotional break but still hooking up I'm an insane pervert but kind of a prude, and I really don't like the idea of sex with someone I'm not really into as a person too
hello, fellow manginas
anyone like cawk
I like boiginas and girlcawks
>>43687141having sex with people who you're not even friends with is impossible for me to wrap my head around
>>43687550having sex at all is impossible for me
gawd I love girlcawk
>>43687559how come
I can't breed
temporarily embarassed theyfab
I wish I were a theyfab with a cock
I wish I were a 9 foot tall demon with m cups and a footlong dick
gigabased
actually wait that sounds like how my coc characters always ended up
>>43687588im just to ugly and dysfunctional nobody would want that (only blaming myself not like in an incel way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ByCR2DRids
I should go back to being volcel
I'm guaranteed to eat a stack of pancakes today I've been losing too much weight
imagine a moder with a fat ass, puffy nipples and a fagcentamirite, fellas?
me fr
god I want a fat bowl of poutine
>>43687845fine shyt
fuck other people all I need in life is my tear-soaked body pillow
imagine how erotic kissing another moder would be
I took molly and realized im not a trannyf
>>43687897wanna find out? wya
>>43687774i had pancakes today!
>>43687941no, i'm saving myself for my crush
rate these character designs
>>43688078good luck with that
>>43688078is your crush a moder?
>>43688195yes
grim
is she in this thread?
>>43688086why are teenage girls (ftms) obsessed with this kinda of ugly ass designs
>>43688293i'm a 42 year old man and i love these designs
most of cis women I know are hairier and less curvier than me but I'm a tranny so they mog me by default :/
i’m a bi lesbian and i don’t particularly like them
how about these
moms against modersmoders against moms
i should be raped for this
alright let me help you out with that
>>43688379my mom is joining that first organization soon
"average xy is a rapist" factoid just statistical error. /mmg/ which commits 200000 rapes every day is an outlier adn should not have been counted
these ads have decided my beach fit
would you ever RP as prison cellmates with you being your moder gf's prison wife?
>>43688433ok but the shorts go hard
>>43688433i would wear all of thatt. fakemoder
it’s really funny that when we were in high school my lunch table was talking about if you’d take estrogen to have your life paid for and i was the only one who said yes, yet i still thought i was cis
>>43687897I will never have this again
>>43688529you will, you just have to heal first
>>43688474the shorts are fire I will give you that
>>43688543lol
let's rape each other
>>43688558search your feelings. you know it to be true
>>43688575search these nuts, faggotmy feelings are pure despair and my only current recourse is numbness and withdrawal from the tatters of my pathetic lifethere is no hope or healing for me
>>43688528nobody knew you could take estrogen when I was in high school except the rumors about this one bi faggot who disappeared or something
>>43688529>>43688615drama queen
we all need to be a little dramatic sometimes
summer fridays lip butter is so good
>>43688682yeah, maybe
I've got a lot going wrong in life right now so I'm allowed to doom>abusive mom dying and dad stressed and trying to reconcile and ask for support after being estranged for years>corporate restructuring turning my job into a dystopian unethical nightmare I'm increasingly checked out and likely to be let go from>girlfriend broke up with me and left me confused and conflicted for reasons I clearly don't fully understand despite efforts from both sides to clarify>lost the only new friends I'd made in over a decade and after being completely alone for years over my freaking out over breakup and them taking her sidenot to mention the stress of just existing as a person let alone a tranny let alone the worst kind of terminally online 4chan user nontraditional permananmoding tranny in the background radiation of capitalist hellscape suck that is current year and all the sociopolitical garbage that entails, but I know that's a shared thing and things could still be worse for me and I'm squandering the lucky breaks I have gotten through circumstance
>>43688635well i graduated class of “we didn’t even get a prom” so we knew. i will admit thought i thought transition involved more than just estrogen, i guess 16 year old me just thought anti androgens were necessary and mono therapy wasn’t a thing
>>43688872would that have changed much of anything for you to have known otherwise? I don't get it
>>43688865why'd your gf break up with you? also i fucked her
why you fuckin everybody's gfs
Can someone fuck me?
>>43689025tl;dr we argued about communismthere's a lot more to it, but, man
im like a moid who is a moder
>>43689065remember to say please and thank you
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYqO763xN_k/
performative and churlish
i mean it's alright
i wish i had a moder gf
same
shut the fuck up
i wish i was a gay man instead of a pseudobisexual male-to-female transsexual
body pillow gf
i wish i was a cute girl in a metropolitan city and not a hillbilly in a former coal mining town
>>43689367just become one, what's the problem?
>>43688543i’m using physic to heal her from far away!
you hear about this greater male variability stuff. i've got normie dysphoria wtf
>>43688886idk i just thought e alone wouldn’t be enough to cause many changes, so it was a matter of getting a weird hormone profile for not having to work, which seemed fine by me
touched myself in front of the mirror again >_<
holy shit this post nut got me feeling all sorts of shame
based
spent all day in bed, time to get up and crack an energy drink then look for a new keyboard in case I can't get my old das 4 working again
my resolution to pick up the phone before the end of this month and book a haircut is looking increasingly unrealistic
>>43689230I haven't shaved my pits or pubes in over a year, should I do that before I put on the cowkini?
>>43689609NO
>>43689609PLEASE NO DON'T
The Bapist
ok fine maybe just the legs and buttcrack, it's getting gnarly...
do not touch that pit hair for the love of all that is sacred on this plane
>>43689677i like this post, nona
wee ooo wee ooo wee
>>43688325Poon out of poonBut in all srsness why is every character dominated by spikes/triangles? It makes everything look simultaneously loud yet boring
i have a fetish for sex
i have never and will never have sex
>>43689609yes. having body hair makes me upset and my theory of mind is that everyone secretly agrees with me but is too shy to admit it. so you should
i've had sex like four times. which is the worst area to be in because it's too little to be a normal sexhaver and too many to be a chaste virgin. the retard zone
I've done the math, gallons of virile semen dumped raw into my cisf ex's pussy even when we fucking hated each otherlust isn't a sin it's our natural state of cope with sexual dimorphism and sexual reproduction being a cursenever again for me
same i can't count the number of times i didn't want to fuck and she made me anyways
imagine if when you die god collects all the loads wasted during masturbation and premarital sex and sex with birth control and made you chug it all to get to heaven. are you walking through those pearly gates?
guess I'm rewatching the first few season of the boys so I can catch up on the last 2 and see what has all the chuds so angery>>43689877>PLEASE NO I'LL DRINK MY CUM
>>43689877i ate my own creampie
>>43689821being a mammal is fucking weird bro, how do you cope with all the other affects of biological existence if that one bothers you so much? we're irl furries but you can get full body laser I guess
>>43689903goat
>>43689852you write like a 14 year old
>>43689903I did this the first time I had sex because I just really wanted to make her cum and it wasn't a big deal to me
semen is evil. it's a biological weapon that's used by wretched morlocks to activate the self-destruct system the demiurge left inside the superior eloi to try and handicap them. recreational use of the biological weapon is fine but any serious use is awful
>>43689915i try not to think about being made of meat too much, it's upsetting
>>43689920yes, and? I am stuck in 2003
grown ass woman
immature ass man*
emotionally stunted moder
>>43689981that toothe only way I'm like a woman is my random hysterical outbursts and the absurd sacks of fat on my chest (also I'm a casual misogynist)
growing up is when you realize semen is just cum
however I just saw a beautiful german woman cover herself in butter so it's really not that big of a dealhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DYuWhputRJn/
it's a terrible shame that the western first world "left" has rejected the idea of the gulag
>>43690010those things are juicy
how big do boobs have to be to post them as an unsee instead of just regular
idk man i think i just liked cumming inside
>>43690068post them and then we can decide how they should be posted
no no no. dm them to me and i will personally decide, trust me i'm an expert.
>>43690043they're alrightunsee cc/album#EDuWH6NiaykYis it just me or is unsee way more restrictive now?
nice chinz
>>43690343>way more restrictivehow
>>43690376used to be you could leave things up for hours, now I can't pick higher than 10m>>43690369yeah this is me
the guy who runs it isn't making any money off of it so he's scaling it back for affordabilityunsee cc album#cvWsOdVtOM7E
>>43690343pit hair got me beaming from ear to ear
>>43690393mogs mealso yeah that makes sense
>>43690393titjob
*ahem* dont you mean paizuri
>>43690393mogs me
why are boobs so small
>>43690425are my* so sad I can't even write
>>43690393nasty bro
>>43689940i was 1 in 2003 :)
anyone want a naizuri
yeah yeah whatever gimme titty
>>43690437the one honest moder
peczuri
i walk into mmg holding a lamp asking for an honest moder
bitch i’d lick your boob sweat
my girlfriend been drinking a lot lately and idk what to do
im not fat so i dont have boobs
>>43690481drink with her, obviously
>>43690481I fucked her btw.
>>43690485you should get fat
>>43690481drink everything before she can get to it
>>43690481the person has to want to quit otherwise you cant do much
I want a moder with fat tiddieswhere are my busty moders at?
>>43690481don't try to keep upand express your concern honestly without judgement
>>43690517all died in the war
god I wish I had someone to comfort mebut I'm drinking more because of the girl who left me and used to be a source of comfort and happiness and hope for the future together
it'd be cool to go back in time and be a draftee in Vietnam. not to actually fight or anything, just to hang with the platoon and see the country for a few months before getting blown up by a landmine
you can go to vietnam now and get blown up, but there's no good music anymore they stopped making good music. do you think that if i begged my wife to never leave me she would listen
thanks for the nut
>>43690552it worked on me but ended in disasterdon't beg
>>43690543imagine having a good time with the bros then falling in a spike trap. what a way to go.
>>43690543moder platoon getting slaughtered by pavn hussies
i would be very scared and cry if i had to be in combat
rate my new glegle
slapping my gf’s hand away as she tries to hold it
trying to skill up my distress tolerance but I keep deleveling
>>43686491even if i did that i don't have a car>>43686516it's not even driving i literally need my legal documents updated as well and i have to get a new pic and i have to go out with my conetits lol>>43686599yeah why
rape my old asshole
*plap*
>>43690618that's a very good glegle. i like the definition around the mouth. are they anything in particular, or do they just look cool?
>>43690635
oh i do not like that picture one bit
>>43690628i had to take lessons. in my state you can do the driving test with certified third parties. i bought practice lessons until i felt confident to test. they provide you use of their car for the practice and test, and they even come to your house. this is very common throughout the US.
i feel ill looking at that
>>43690662it's poisty
randomly bursting into tears and trying to not immediately pour myself a drink to cope
you will call yourself a man but you don't focus on getting stronger
subtweeting
>>43690539lole why did she leave
subshitting
>tfw no manmode brickhon gfwhy even live?t. chaser
>>43690683it's a very well-realized gle, then>>43690700physical strength is fascist
its so crazy how they just made a pill that gives you a boner. i took one and now i have a boner (three times today)
why are you bonering
>>43690712post pole n hole slut
i came three times today
stop it jeez
post what cummed to
>>43690683i look like this
bonering helps with gooning (i am agp)
>>43690730no im chubby and short and ill never have a honwife
is any one trans
>>43690750what are you gooning to
>>43690753no it's just a big inside joke
>>43690753I'm a completely cis woman
chubby armpit moder tits(not chuddy) vid of myself
>>43690707I acted like an ugly old abusive asshole
you are tripping
>>43690747peam
>>43690751you are a psyop to make hopeful hons
>>43690769>not chuddyhow dare you
ahemmore armpit pics please
>>43690724i meant psychological/mental strength
>>43690782sorry second poster piqued my interest a bit more
>>43690831lol
Bonermaxing
>>43690674>>43690682you should see the basement
>>43690886if i see the basement will i get to then see something else that isn't the basement ever again
would anyone care to see my basement (asshole)
yes
From here we must free all peoples from the yoke of occupation. We were all born free.
here we go again
my asshole is wrinkly and brown like a horse's and has a weird ridge going up to it from my taint that wasn't there before hrt
>>43690918yes
>>43690946beat your wife's dick about it
try to free your butthole from the yoke of being occupied by my dick
>>43690956perineal raphe, so fucking hot
hey methy how do you feel about everyone trying to get into your wife's DMs
>>43690983trying? everyone IS in her DMs
>>43690956i also have this
I'm not marriedI'm going to drown my grief in cheesy bean & rice burritos
man dinner
why are you always putting your shit on your floor
>>43690978>>43691009I actually first noticed it in trans porn as s teen repper with the pigmentation all the way up the dick and didn't understand it was something that got more prominent with estrogen, but the girls who were actually on HRT always stood out to me for it and I realized only later why I was kind of jealous
>>43691027where else would i put it
i am going to make a concerted effort to become super faggy, i mean like limp wrists, a fagcent, swishing hips and all.
>>43691039table? can I smell your farts later
atheism, suicide, lesbianism, sado-masochism
that's what it's all about
raw broccoli onions sauce rice and a little more rice
>>436910453/5 hope to make it 4/5 at some point
he had engaged in pederasty and bestiality with a monkey — and then ate it
>>43691044i wish i had a table
inb4 cope keyword and gore/porn spam over not having her wife to beat and suck off
how does any kind of bestiality count as pederasty what is the age of consent for an animal
why couldn't i be an effeminate faggot
atheism, suicide, lesbianism, sado-masochism… Hon Roger, the King of the Moders, attained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!
>>43691055do you just live in a completely empty room
age doesn't even matter for animals most animal sex is basically rape. eliminate the male sex of all species, liberate true life
just eliminate sex and sexual dimorphism
i just want moder pp in my butt
sexual dimorphism gotta go
excuse me I would like to have sex with young japanese menhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FGFbUfosl8
pathological sexuality, masochism, flagellation, and paganism
nut 4 fat viet lady in her mid 30s
>>43691114B A R SARS
>>43690754women
i only goon to tranny ass, nothing more erotic than a gock and a pair of balls dangling from the back
>>436911143/4, somehow surprisingly relatable
Decadent aesthete SHOCKS Victorian audiences and critics with anti-Christian DEATH imagery
>>43691128excellent
living off of taco bell for the next 3 days
listening to old cumtown clips and getting aroused
look at what you're doing to her
>>43691149I just did that with a crunchwrap and 3 grilled cheese burritos. on day two that crunchwrap was nasty as a motherfucker but I ate that shit anyway
ultra-Gothic, anti-Romantic novelist REBELS against moral ideals
what is happening psychologically in a moder's mind the moment she places a penis in her mouth?
>>43690628no reason, i just like recognizing moders
ancient Greek HOMOSEXuals INDULGE in PROMISCUITY
>>43691158the burritos always reheat really well, I did this when I lived in my tiny studio with no kitchen for like 5 years and it was surprisingly cost effective to vary between that and ramen with dried veggies
>>43691152if i leaned in and whispered "what if a gay guy was Chinese?" in your ear would that get you going?
>>43691162>I hope this is good for her
>>43691162
only if nick mullen does it
>>43691152jerking off to nick mullen also i’m chinese
i want some cock
but i look like nick mullen
it's the fucking delorean toyota bit about a car salesman who keeps getting himself into obviously bad situations where he gets raped. there's no chineseness involved in this one
Æsthetic S&M
some of you faggots are straight
>>43691162>fuck i’m just a faggot after all
>>43691209wrong, chineseness is in everything, it's all around us. but that was funny
012 120 201, 120 201 012, 201 012 120; 120 201 012, 201 012 120, 012 120 201; 201 012 120, 012 120 201, 120 201 012: 120 201 012, 201 012 120, 012 120 201; 201 012 120, 012 120 201, 120 201 012; 012 120 201, 120 201 012, 201 012 120: 201 012 120, 012 120 201, 120 201 012; 012 120 201, 120 201 012, 201 012 120; 120 201 012, 201 012 120, 012 120 201.
do you think those are numbers?
it is definitely past drink o clock
when i was a teenage /b/tard, i used to masturbate strictly to bwc, not even porn of sex, but just bwc stroking and cumming..what does this say about me psychologically?t. brown moder
>>43691234At least, that’s what ChatGPT told me lol.
I masturbated to dead and dismembered anime girls when I was a teenage /b/tard
honestly it probably doesn't mean anything especially if you weren't aware of dysphoria back then most straight men are basically gay
my body is in painhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g1Pm-slTPE
>>43691162i like guys dicks flopping around
manmoder with a stinky cock that i can sniff whenever...
>>43691239you like penis? what else does it say?
>>43690678>i had to take lessons. in my state you can do the driving test with certified third parties.i'm not even thinking about car i'm thinking about how do i update my non drivers id so i actually have proof of my identity
you wish you were herei wish i were herwe are not the same
>>43691262
>>43691255gotta do yoga nonahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxg816ib59g
I wish she were here
>>43691216>faggoti’m a tranny>straighti’m a moid attracted to women
>>43691264sometimes i think i'm struggling with existing in society but then i see people like you so thanks
i like men but i only fuck women what does that say about me?
>>43691263but i ended up only dating women
>>43691280I should try that so I can avoid being an arthritic withered husk at the age of 40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKpS9iUf5o
>>43691286bisexual afraid of being seen as a fag (despite being a fag by virtue of shooting up estrogen already)
>>43691283then I wasn't talking to you WAS I
stinks good
ugh i wish i had a friend that would let me suck their dick :(
injecting estrogen is one of the straightest things you can do as a man
the allegations are not true about you, Al Swinburne
I am an arhtritic withered husk at the age of 37also pretty sure the dementia is setting in lol
>>43691312>>43691314
>>43691311i literally laid out how i’m exactly who you’re talking about??
>>43691296it's nice not being constantly reminded (even non-painfully) that my spine exists, yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kir6hTi1IL8
>>43691209listening to this bit thanks to your recommendation. thanks nona
FUCK I need a shoulder massage badlytighter please.little more oil.little more oil.could you use your elbows?little more oil.don't be afraid to hurt meI kind of like it when it hurts haha.little more oil please. don't hold back.come on.show me your moves.little more oil.show me your moves!sorry, but would you mind taking your shirt off? your bra too.okay, now use your breasts to apply oil to my back and shoulders please. sorry, didn't mean to bite ya there. can I have the other one? gotta balance things out.little more oil please. make it hurt
i'm hornyyyyy :(
>>43691346okay now play me in smash
you "people" are fucking gross
i’m sorry
>>43691297how do i find cock to try?
i want a moder to practice homosexuality with
>>43691346I think I desperately need a massage but I'm too anxious to ask for one or go pay for one
my cock is smelly..
i'm sorry i fucked her
>>43691372grindr?
>>43691331I need to fix my posture more than anything. I sit all day working on the computer and I slouch way too muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTmnNrP18U
>>43691354I'd show you my moves>>43691378I'd show you my moves (with my powerful hands and massage gun)
i can make someone scream with a back massage
GOD DAMN KOTA HOSHINO IS A GENIUS I FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATING AROUND THE ROOM LISTENING TO THIS SHIT
>>43691422I can make someone cream with a back massage
moder honshino
lel
I'll never make anyone cream again
i wanna make a mock cream with my mouth
no dope, no nooky, no queers following me today :(
i wanna kick a dirty whore like no one ever has
>>43691528too late, you already did
anyone ever play evergracehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIrkjfZTZk0
do you like eating ass?i can't get enough of it
i always forget to do it
>>43691566doubt
>post a cream-inducing image>cream occurs via progression of natural phenomena>the cream can be observed, as well as its real effect on the material world>the advent of cream moves from a present event to a past one, but is nonetheless still real>"I doubt there ever was cream"okay. you can't just sit there calling my cream pseudoscience or something
I have posted no such imageI am not desirable in such manner
So I buzz across 42nd to Grant's for a birchbeer and then just roam around for a good movie. I get to this empty part of 45th St. and near the side door of some theater is this great chick about 30 yrs. old or so, but really foxy. She gives me the hook and I stroll over and see what's happening. She's heavy make-up and all but she don't come on like a hustler, she suggests she join me at the movies and then we go over to her place. "I got grass, sweetie, you like grass." Sure I dig it, and we find a movie, of all things. Bom Free. What nonsense, but this chick has led me up into thin air in the balcony and there isn't another person in the whole section. "This is why I picked this flick," she says, "privacy." And with that she lays her hand right across my cock and squeezes. I dig the balcony nooky so I sock my tongue into her mouth and get it on. Everything is humming nice when I reach on up her leg and work my way to her thing when, holy shit, I feel it and realize this freak HAS A COCK. I thought I would freak out on the spot so I jump up and make a mad dash down the stairs and take five about six blocks away firom the crazy theater, still shaking. I walked back to the subway dazed but on the way I figure I'll play a few games in the penny arcade so I stop in and shoot a round at the shooting gallery. This one kid who looked the Queens greaser type came over and says "You good?" I tell him I don't know, man what do you say to some shit like that. He says it again, "You good, man, that's all I want to know." Same answer. He asks if I want to bet on getting down eight moving rabbits in ten shots. I say, "Make it $5," and the fish agrees. We put the money up with the spade attendant. I made ten. I uke the dude's bread and split, saying, "I'm good." What a wise ass I am, but I wasn't too cool with that drag queen.
masturbation with a wasian
>>43691615affectation of desire from external sources lies not always in one's perception of oneself. albeit a definite factor sometimesthe cream is real.the cream was real.once the cream is brought into the world, it can neither be destroyed nor completely forgotten.and by that I mean I find you desirable
so, how come you fags talk like some hallucinating language models?
and oh my god the pain is so aggravating. give me a robot body onegaishimasU and arigatougozaimasU
>>43691652That question not only breaks the mold, it's inspiring!
>>43691652THE MODELS ARE TRAINED ON US WHO'VE SPAT OUR THOUGHTS INTO THE DIGITAL ETHER FOR AS LONG AS SUCH AN ETHER HATH OUR VOICELESS BODIES ENSWADDLED!! YOU FUCKING DOG
>>43691639doubt
>>43691663proof?
>>43691663why do you so doubt the cold reality of truth?is it because you truly wish to discredit the nature of the truth?or is it because you hate yourself so much as to deny the truth of others?
>>43691669ONE HUNDRED FIFTY ONE
got a bottle of that I'm trying to not go insane with like I did the jack
but boy is it fucking tempting
don't do that
let's all drink water insteadaqui bebemos agua, okdiceS "sí, señora"
i’ll go crazy style on a handle
i don't expEct to drink anything but water but i'm uncertain why this liquid smells exactly like ethanol
im only trans when im drunk
anyone else doing this on a sunday night>picrel
>>43691759that means you could have straight sex one minute that becomes gay sex in sub 10 minutes have you ever used this to your advantage
SPRING 65 A little girl, about ten years old, came over to me today in some far out Bronx red-neck neighborhood and asked me why my hair was so long and I told her because I like it that way. She answers, "I'll bet you're against the war, huh?" "Yep," I told her."Well, do you believe in God?""Don't really think about it the same way as you," I say."Don't you think that Christ was God?""Do you?""Yes," she says quick."Do you think that Christ would fight in the war?"She replied, "Yep.""Well, did you ever read about Christ killing, or using a gun?""No.""Well, do you think he would fight in the war?""I guess not," she finally said, and walked right on."Then tell that to your nun and your friends," I shouted. She sort of smiled. I realize this was all a wee trite, but what a cute little girl, you should have seen her. Maybe she'll even drop out of her 6th grade class Monday. She was a minor genius with adorable freckles.
>>43691772basedI set up Japanese ime and region stuff again recently trying to get a game to work right and ended up relearning some kana and even a couple kanji I probably already knew from high school
>>43691781i dont like sex and youre being creepy
>>43691797good for you! what's the game? I use japanese a bunch because I have a youtube channel where I do song translations but I'm dogshit at speaking it out loud
>>43691284yeah sorry i'm completely helpless and can't do anything>sometimes i think i'm struggling with existing in societysomehow i'm not a neet and i manage to have a job and pay rent and have savings
tfw ywnba fag hustler
my wife sucked my cock too hard and now it HURTS
I just wanted to take (You) home and suck (You)r dick
>>43691854i sucked her btw
ask ya girl why she got my mouth on her nutsi'm at your crib like "why you got your couch on my chucks?"
>>43691880your white
I am one or two supporting characters or crimes away from being an actual chris-chan lolcow
howzat
i think i need to get my levels checked again, i feel like i’m cumming too much
i should've taken pictures of the basement before we cleaned it
think the boner pill (its a pill that gives you a boner) is wearing off. im gonna sleep
tomorrow its gonna be the juice that makes you cum
>>43691998Please, moder, may I have some cum?
my horoscope says I'm gonna get AIDS and die because I'm a faggot
>>43692141no. i almost posted menis instead though
4 word horror storieslemme borrow your nesquik
I am leaving you
we're out of mcdouble
ok let's reel it in those are both way too scary
i woke up today
>>43692301the worst so far
sexual reproduction and dimorphism
I actually do need to be held
>>43692333checked and same I am completely fucking dying inside and clutching my body pillow and sobbing myself to sleep every night is not sustainable anymore
painted the trade red
massaging my sore jaw is orgasmically painful right now
>>43692340wow same FUUUUUCK
omad and i'm still a fucking fat cow
just spent like 20 minutes trying to identify a font and it was fucking helvetica
>>43692437how fat
my hair is too long and then it's too short then it's too long then too short then it's long then short long short
im have a pussy
I am a straight guy, but I swear, I would love to suck your dick. Love the foreskin on it and I would love to put my tongue inside your skin and suck on it for you and I would love to swallow too
ok
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