good morning editionprev: >>43693256QOTT: what's your morning routine?
>>43704253>QottI wake up. Kiss baby. Feed the cat. Smoke 2 bowls. Make baby coffee. We watch good mythical morning or Pokemon. I make breakfast. We smoke a blunt together. I clean up. Then shower almost exactly the same everyday
routine goes kinda like>wake up>realise i didn't die in my sleep AGAIN>day ruined
>>43704253twitch awake in a panic as I remember it's all real and I'm alone and maybe start crying uncontrollably, try to breathe and slow my heart rate, and think about my next drink as I wash my face and brush my teeth before I make coffee and turn on the work laptop
>>43704253>QOTTwake up, eat muesli and drink coffee, take a huge coffee shit, wash my face brush my teeth brush my hair then i go exercise
>>43704278LOL same though
thinking about the fact that you're alone for even a second is risky
i hope i lactate again today
>>43704253>check phone notifs>he blew up my dms again >hump mattress>notice dms from moid #2 and 3>twitter >jerk off>fall asleep for 30 more mins>jerk off again to wake up this time>drink water and grope my pillows>get up and brush teeth>cigarette>boil water for coffee>puter to play and look for jobs >exercise
honestly that is so fucking stupid it's hilarious
i was born wrong in a TERRIBLE and IMMUTABLE way
i am GAY and RETARDED and UGLY and MOIDED
i got #swag
do i have swag
>wake up>doomscroll>glass of water + pills>toilet>teeth (brush, floss, tongue scrub, mouthwash) >shower (conditioner, body wash w/ loofah, bar soap) >dry off, shave, moisturize>hair (comb, leave-in conditioner, oil) >get dressed>coffee + doomscroll >drive to work, stop for cigarettes>get high at work + doomscroll >drive home>throw dinner together>put on some old tv>eat + drink (wine, usually chardonnay), get high>strip when I'm about to pass out>go to bedI shampoo maybe twice a week and do my nails when I notice them getting too long, straighten my hair about once a week too, not really a daily thing just sometimes.Laundry is on weekends, groceries too (I just order ahead for pickup and grab it on my way home Friday).What an exciting life I live.
I want her back
>>43704452me too, chuddles
>>43704452she's with me rn anon sry, she's rimming me and making my prostate leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CdfjbfYY_k
do you think the girl i unfriended wants me to add her back or is it better to cut my losses and stay alone with no one to talk to?
wasted 90 minutes scrolling terf blogs on tumblr award
why unfriend someone if you're alone with no one to talk to
just get a girlfriend then marry her this stuff is not that difficult people
>>43704542Find anything good?
I would have married mine
missed out on that spectacularly
>>43704556these women all live much better lives than i do being a morlock who can read the thoughts and words of eloi fucking sucks
>>43704543she stopped responding and i thought she was soft ghosting because she lost interest
giving a manmoder head non-consensually
>>43704558why didn't you
>>43704571why :(
>>43704571touch my dick and I'm throwing you out
>>43704577she left me
>>43704571touch my dick and i'm fucking you
>>43704587throw me out? you won't even be able to get me off your dick, i'm wrapping my arms around your legs and pinning you down.
>tfw no rapist gf to forcibly give me head
>no rapist gf to take irrefutable evidence of to the police only for them to not care
do you think you could kill someone via ricin blowjob
>tfw i report my rape to the police and they all pin me down and take turns sucking my dick in the police station
>>43704594okay see this is a different scenario
>>43704612by smearing ricin on your own dick? or by using your mouth to force ricin down someone's urethra?
fuck it, im doing thisyou dont have to add me backi was just afraid you'd lost interest
>>43704612wtf are you talking about
>>43704571I actually enjoyed this and I miss it
>>43704612lets find out
need a cis guy to violently manhandle my estrogenized dick while I squirm and moan and pathetically try (and fail) to get him to stopbut alas
#embarrassing
IF I COULD START AGAINA MILLION MILES AWAYI WOULD STILL FUCK MENI WOULD STILL BE GAY
>>43704686kekkers
need her back so we can fix our individual and shared problems and have a healthy emotionally fulfilling relationship and move forward together and also forcibly giving each other head
how long can you hide it before family notices?
just stop hanging out with those squares
>>43704686it's not as much fun to dick up the side pieces
I could dig some nonconsensual head
being ugly is a crazy experience
i often eat my mom out, and she noticed my face was getting softer within 5 months. but hrts effects are random
>>43704720someone check on the white moders please
>>43704720Yo that shits wiggidywiggidyfuck up
>>43704720Chris-chan moder
>>43704253One more hour till the weekend
>>43704720good for you keep doing that
>>43704720
>>43704720i don't there should be a death penalty for murder or treason but there should be one for posting that
what's up I thought momfucking was acceptable around here
FUCK YOUR MOM, ANON
tender romantic slow sloppy lovemaking with mom
shamefully reactivating my discord account and re-adding people... I didn't know it takes 2 weeks and I can just get it back because I actually fucking hate discordno such luck for signal, oh well
i need to get booted tf up before i go open up the jobsite mane
>>43704761how come?
breaking news transbian can't be alone with her thoughts for more than 12 hours
Daily affirmation: I will find a man who calls me his girlfriend.
I need to sleep for like 2 hours real quick but I can't stop fucking listening oh I'm fucking listeninnnnnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4aN-JxA7M
i done goofed and unintentionally got too high, like super high mangu-hyuck! help!( @ ~@)
>>43704781very relatable
>>43704783why are you listening to music 20 hours a day
>>43704783lol you like music? i love music! are you into men?
>>43704781don't want to talk to anyone right now just trying to not cut off literally every avenue of contact with others indefinitely like I was 24h ago because I'm unstable and dysregulated
>>43704795I am WICKEDLY depressed and music is just fucking awesomesauce >>43704800only japanese men for some reason but what music do you like
>>43704775so you had a change of heart huh?>>43704781who is this directed at?
>>43704789you're gonna be high forever good luck bustah
>>43704789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo
>>43704761I just deleted mine becouse i was tired of being soft ghosted. Your bitching is inspiring
>>43704795why aren't you listening to music for 20 hours a day?
>>43704812ruh-roh, raggy
>>43704806i love rock and roll music! and hyperpop! why are you depressed, did you listen to the new album?
>>43704825Have you heard of this band named Tool? Theyre a little obscure but i think youd like them. The singer is a repper who talks about getting ass fucked in prison or something
>>43704825life! please tell me about the new album if you think it will help
gonna take a shower brb<3no such thing as getting too high for me, been getting high every day since i was 17
If you get to high just smoke through the anxiety
i'm unhappy that most of the music i listen to is made by men (and those men keep turning out to be rapists)
I think I could write an entire album where every song is a metaphor for taking a shitwaitshowering?without me?FUCK!
give me your top 5 artists and I will suggest woman-fronted or all-woman equivalents for each one
i get really turned on by axe body spray
you need to be 18 to use this site
>>43704846seriously pmo that 'women in [genres i like]' 99% of the time is just conventionally attractive vocalists. like there was this thing with crystal castles where kath apparently told glass something like 'you're replacable, people only listen to cc for my production' and i'm mad that in my case he was 100% right fuck this shit abolish male musicians make room for women
>methy went to go post xer schizo rants in mtfg because chuddy was bitching too much ittclassic
>>43704850meth drinkerweedeatersleep primitive manjackson browne
do they talk about mmg in mtfg? i shudder at the thought of some normie girloid tranny making fun of the hardship that moders must suffer every single day of our lives
>>43704850you are very nice. i am too dumb to have a top anything but if you have recommendations for women who make music that closely paralell some of the following then i will be very gratefulswansdaughters ( >:( )cult of lunamodel/actrizdeafheavenblack midi
>>43704874the Venn diagram of people who post in mmg vs the people who post in mtfg is getting awfully close to being a circle
>>43704253I shower. Shampoo and conditioner every day because I have greasy hair. Long hair looks awful on my thick mannish bull neck but I'm hoping eventually it will get long enough that it looks good. I shave after brushing my teeth but still have very noticeable dark hairs all over because male puberty raped me and I've had a beard since I was 12. My only saving grace is that I have very feminine lips and eyes and eyebrows.Then I exfoliate, wipe my face with an alcohol-based cleanser and moisturize. One day I will grow a pair and buy makeup so I can at least practice. Then I eat breakfast and take my doses.I wish I could voice train more often but my single-room apartment has thin walls and I don't want my neighbours hearing me put on my hon voice every morning. Does anyone in this thread actually voice train, and if so do you have any advice on doing so privately?
>>43704879nta you are a faggot
What I really hate as a manmoder is having several tranny friends who I can't tell I'm trans because I look and sound like a man. One of them I even dated for a while, so coming out to her would just make me look like a desperate chaser. I have absolutely noone to commiserate with in this experience
>>43704883you have greasy hair because you're washing it every day gigaretard
>>43704850nine inch nailsakira yamaokaaphex twinsystem of a downkorn
>>43704879oooooh deafheaven is SO good I just remembered they dropped a major banger last year. you might like post heaven, kidneythieves, and maaaaybe uuhhh rolo tomassi
>>43704896you are beyond retarded and need to be put down like a dog sub 80 iq
>>43704895I bet dating trannies as a man is so fucking based. Trannies will literally bend over backwards to accomodate chasers, DL and "trans attracted men" meanwhile tranny on tranny relationships are super toxic and abusive
>>43704896I don't have greasy hair if I wash it every day o algo. I have tried washing it less frequently, I've even tried the method of shampooing it twice. Do you think you're the first person to tell me that shampooing every day results in greasy hair?My hair is just naturally greasy and the only remedy is daily washing
>>43704911algo?
it's sh*rty talk
shvrty won btw
>>43704839awe what's wrong? idk if you'd like the new album. i'm kind of emotionally vulnerable and if you dislike it, i'll be sad lamo
>>43704908Not really, it was actually awful. I think she was unrionically using me to feel less agp, or at best she's just an avoidant retard. Either way she clearly doesn't like men, and I did not feel as though she was "bending over backwards" for me. Quite the oppositeThen again, I guess it was a technically a t4t relationship so you may still be right
watering down my rum and remembering to drink real water because of this anon >>43703706
>>43704439>stop for cigarettes-3 weeks of progress every time you hit that fag
>>43704960yes, please stop beating me :(
>>43704960i have a name
>>43704927just post the album please I know I'll like it
>>43704850All my artists are female or are listened to by foids. Top 2 listens for me are Ladytron and will wood. If you listen to linkin park and tool you are and will forever be an oldshit moid
me n who
sorry guys I don't actually know any music>>43704897kidneythieves again I guessyoko shimomura?ohh man idk lauren bousfieldkittie I supposejinjer?? or maybe otep actually
>>43704985kidneythieves, kittie, and otep are definitely all in my favorites rotation but I'll check the others thanks for sharing what you do know
>>43704974
foid isn't even offensive, the only people who say it seriously are the most impotent ineffectual inert invalids the world has ever seen
you think link was knotting midna off-screen in twilight princess or what
>>43704970https://youtu.be/0jfU7pw76ZE
i think he (human form) and midna were deeply romantic but then he suggested that idea to midna one day and she said no disgustedly and then they just drifted apart
>>43705018omg lol I remember this
>>43705013I fapped to that zone flash maybe I'll finally check out the decomp...
>>43704997>t. will never be a foid
>>43705024that's so sad lol>>43705031based
>>43705029no way lol i feel like nobody alive has seen this before. a lot of famous songs have billions of views. do you like amv?
if I could go wolf mode like link I'd have white women lining up around the block>>43705061yeah I like everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-3f6PATpg
my wife laughed at someone else's joke and i feel like i've been cucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfZBRO2i_k
well what was the joke
i dont want to talk about it im really upset
you could just get funnier to dull her humor receptors
>>43705076you were cucked bro, you can either break up or accept watching bulls plow her 3 nights a week
i made her laugh btw
if you vaguepost about them and then go quiet, it makes them go insanejust a tip for the mussy slayers
cum'd in her btw
>>43705117this is so mean tho
I want to be a trans woman if I can pass as a cis woman but would rather just be a man if I turned out to be a hon.
phew i could really use a scrambled ayg
>>43705128lmao shoulda started hrt in the womb, sonwelcome to the club
>>43705128this is a thread for trans women
this is a thread for amab trans men
>>43705132I'm a detrans woman. same same
>>43705135based and true
I've seen twomen who smoke, both over 30one had fucking d cups and the other was one of uswhat causes this?
what causes what? smoking? being over 30? women? d cups?
spilled bleach on my foot award
not women, twomen
anyone want to see my tummy
you dont have one.
threemen
foreskini mean fourmen
a twoman is like a woman but double
I have one but it's hairy because what's the point in shaving my ogreish body
and his dog (woof) went to mow a meadow
>>43705131grim
>taunted with the prospect of seeing unshaven tummy again
>>43705190i look like this
tumy.webp
buthole.bmp
urethra.tiff
pits.avif
balls.exe
taint.scr
shaft.bat
underboob.md
>>43704960>go on hrt>smoke>-3 weeks, manlier than everbased, actually
boobs.tar
smoking isn't even worth it nicotine patches and zyns are probably the meta
got lung cancer from the boob tar
#worth
picking up throat cancer from eating out your bitch so much
>>43705287thats so nasty you eating out that old growler
>>43705287Why's your bitch got tar pussy?
>>43705278if you're doing patches just quit
can you use a girl as a bong
>>43705295come here let's find out
>>43705287how's my HPV taste bro?
>>43705298ok do you want to be the bong
>>43704253qottwake up, hit my vape and scroll for an hr, shower, eat breakfast, make a lunch, go to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKqBTF4hSvI
why yall so damn nasty?
>>43705319such a good album
>>43704253>wake up to 6am alarm>snooze>actually wake up at 6:09>get on phone, get up, undress, deodorant, and get dressed>make breakfast and half the time, lunch>leave around 6:45all this is done with immense hatred for life
what's skinny in the morning but fat at night?
>>43705324goreshit might be a geniusreminded me of venetion stnares for some reason lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAH7j0dhaPA
>>43704850fall out boy(paramore)puporigami angelyou, me, and everyone we knowspanish love songs (since paramore has hayley williams)
you did not just say fall out boy
>>43704907>>43704911mad because you haven’t tried shampooing less for long enough for your scalp to adjust
>>43705278Zyns and patches have so much more nicotine than cigarettes you're not even manmoding at that point, you're just taking testosterone supplements. Closer to a doubleplus transman
>>43705350in no orderdestroy boysdazey and the scoutsstarbendersfleshwaterdoes rilo kiley count
>>43705360>Stupid tranny, just walk out the door looking like an unwashed incel, like me :)
i like music that i hear on tiktok like lil yahtee
>>43705364the thing I was trying to avoid was tar buildup in the lungs
will my coworkers make fun of my shaved legs?
>>43705373that shit is fire thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9PzYuVwCSE
>>43705376yeah obviously, ever notice how all your coworkers always inspect each others' bodies and then make fun of each other? that will happen to you too.
>>43705374My point stands sweetie. Why sabotage yourself like this?
>>43705356theresa reason people call me coalposter
if you're a real moder you should be able to post a timestamped picture of yourself on Mount Athos
>>43705384I don't fucking use nicotine oh my god you condescending fuck
>>43705376Why are they seeing your bare legs to begin with? You're not wearing shorts, are you?
>>43705394it’s hot :(
>>43705392>As someone who doesn't take nicotine, allow me to weigh in
>>43705386you should have left your computer on the train too
slutty bare moder legs on a TUESDAY WORK DAY I CAN'T WORK BECAUSE THIS MODER IS TURNING ME ON AND I HAVE A BONER AT MY DESK ALL DAY LET ME PROMPT IN PEACE FOID
you should have left yourself on the train. cursed to ride back and forth for eternity
>>43705399I have, but I don't now sweetie
>>43705402i’m not the one who left my phone on the train btw. other manmoders ride trains
i left my phone on the train btw
ok? and i'm going to ride you like you ride those trains?
breaking my dick off in your ass
>>43705418no you won’t
accelerating my dementia onset by staying up all night
just take a nap later!
have your balls retained volume? how is their mouthfeel as compared to pre-HRT?
>>43705405horny moder trying to bait me into posting my legs
volume definitely decreased but you're going to have to do some experimentation to analyze mouthfeel sry
i take back my question i forgot there were creeps here
>>43705128>>43705131the issue is that I don't really ever see trans women that completely pass that aren't youngshits. there's like no hope of passing for the average person.
ok bro we get it
>>43705490what kind of braindead question is "how is the mouthfeel of your balls" though
I feel like my balls have gotten bigger, or at least lower, but I also use topical testosterone on both them and my cock
gargle your own balls to get in touch with your feminine spirit
>>43705498im literally smart
>>43705498>HOW DO YOUR BALLS FEEL IN MY MOUTH>"youll have to put them in your mouth, steve">YOU WHAT
>>43705509ok prove fermat's last theorem right here and now then wiseass
>>43705513literally, lmao
Mommas got the blues
who else feeling balls in their mouth!?
My gf has only put my balls in her mouth . maybe twice despite it being one of the only sexual acts i enjoy
I can't even close my mouth all the way because my jaw is so tmj'd from clenching
>>43705556I need a girl who will suck me off by the balls until I cum and deny me the use of my penis
its 8am bro
>>43705565Same xixter. Preferably one who eats ass and doesnt care about dick stuff at all
Some of us haven't slept. Grow up
only 5:30 here I can still sleep for 2 hours before work
the scrotum is the most feminine part of male anatomy
You wont though
ok
Any one else have no clue about the scrotum skunk line before it happened to them?
It was like being a kid again and getting surprised by your first boner
>>43705558i feel like closing your mouth around someone’s balls would be deeply unpleasant for all involved
My bewbs are growing in more than my hair. Uh oh.
>>43705663happened to mewelcome to hell!
>>43705634it's ugly and i want to bleach it back to how it was
>>43705672You downloaded the woman skin that comes with a pussy shader.
Bro I got so much bad karma
>>43705690what did you do ...
have you ever been touched by an angel?
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-transgender-healthcare-gender-veterans-federal-employees-rcna346425what if we stopped tolerating this?
I had a sleep paralysis nightmare. I let the demons back in.
low karma is a good thing it means you're more likely to be reincarnated as a woman
>>43705698Just bein a piece of shit. Slicking my hair back. Eatin sloppy steaks at Truffoni's
just got back from yet another fgc where i had sex with 6 random trans women. they were bouncing on me, sorry, i can't do this i have a gf, she's asleep in our other bed and if she knew i was even just joking about this she'd have a conniption
elder scrolls vampire with gender dysphoria who wishes molag bal would rape him so that he counts as a female vampire
>>43705702have you ever been touched by a moder?
>>43705809i have never and will never have sex
she yelled at me yesterday and I still want to call her now. why am I so stupid
dreamt about a 10ft tall woman who made me call her mommy while she touched me
I can't believe im using a fucking ipad to doom scroll instead of working -__-
upsides of boobs:>nothingdownsides:>look like ugly thirdsex weirdo>underboob sweatwtf was the point of this
there are no downsides to having boobs what the hell are you on
the downside for me is i have to be careful or else people will notice i’m a tranny
so like, ik their noticeable, but idk if they just look like gyno, or tranny mantits. i dont think i'll have a response if someone straight up says "thats more than gyno dude" x_x
im sure your boobs are very nice but mine are not. and i have a lot of sweat underneath them today.
>>43706703“sorry, i didn’t think it was bad enough to see a doctor”
i guess thats a decent one
oh right forgot you guys are reppers
*modersbut yeh same sht ig
I don't hide my moderdom
>>43706747what do you think moding is if you think we’d be coming out?
skill issue pussy ass bitch, I never came out but everyone can tell anyway
sparing the world the knowledge of my gender identity is sparing them the possibility of ever drumming up that one intrusive thought of me looking like a sissy.
>>43706816the skill issue is that you can’t mode right
>>43706832manmoding isn't real
successfully moding with 46in chest and no binder
i literally didnt get boobs i won
I hate men
me too!!!!
men are goated
i also hate ment. man
>>43706838and yet no one knows i’m trans. because it’s really easy to manmode if you’re moided
imagine cooking without msg
EXTRA SUGAREXTRA SALTEXTRA OIL AND MSGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2CIM4T6Rl0
Im a pretty good at moding if i say so myself. I can do it with a clean face. I bet I could place in a decent moder ranking if it wasn't going just by how ugly you are.
moder ranking hole check
my head today
mole (manhole)
kiss me thru the bone
i successfully mode while having long hair and shaving my face, legs, and arms. get on my level
same bitch, i just didnt need to mention the hair, and im short-er
i successfully mode with my hair in a bun and post-laser. you can't outmode me
i successfully mode wearing a skirt and make up
why are you people talking about how well you honmode
it’s not honmoding if you don’t experience pitypassing or transphobia.
trying to get my mind to stop circling the drain about every fuck-up and opportunity I had to just let things be or not react the way I did and how things would be different now on two hours of sleep and it's fucking impossible
its non honning if youre a good looking dude with nice hair and good skin
my haircut is so fucked I have to just go bald again
i succesfully mode in cowkini
FALSE
>>43707478my hair is not nice :(
my hair is thin and fried and i have a baldspot
it is ridiculous how ugly I am like I genuinely am just shocked when I look in the mirror
>>43707781fried from bleaching?
one, two one, two
this is just a test
i wish i passed at all i could settle for twinkhon
I look like fucking guile from street fighter bro
i look like a 25 year old man trying to look like a teen
I look like an obese old man trying to dress like a 14 year old boy with bruises from an intense bdsm session I never had
ai just convinced me i will pass
>>43708021>t.
>>43708080gigamogs me
SUICIDE POSTPONED
>>43708104based, what's the reason today? I postponed mine most recently because I'm once again huffing on the copium tank
my hair is nice because I dont flood it with bullshit also if I was given the choice between being completely 100% passable to the point I could stealth, or just a normal dude thats cis, I would pick the ladder every time~
I have a fear of women and I'm more intimated by more passing transwomen than fellow hons.
>>43708110I still think I may be able to pass and maybe get my life together. so basically I'm also huffing copium
>>43708161ah, I never had hope of passing, I'm just trying to exist as myself and finding things in life to look forward toI'm going to that show after all next weekend and trying to go see a couple of movies, might try to even go into a bar if I can work up the nerve... but the biggest motivating thing I have going for me right now is I'm trying to get my srs consult going and keep getting passed around to call different people to make sure my insurance and everything is all setup with the referrals I have now
holy fuck it looks black in the mirror, I mean it didn't hurt at all on day 1 when I woke up but it's so sore now
im tired boss
what's with the dumptruck
Piv with transmen <3
>>43708240WOULD
>>43708194
>>43708080
>>43708178oh hell yeah, good for you for going out and doing things. good luck with the consultation stuff
>>43708138jerseymoder mogs me
>picking the ladder
PLAPPP
>>43708273
mogs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTTwlAT_AwU
god ladytron is so good
>>43708285wait. how did you know that was me o.o
nvm, i c wat i did >.> fucking habbit
>>43708362this song was all over the radio when I was in high school, very nostalgic... whole album is pretty good but that was obviously the chart topper
>>43708365you sign off half your posts with a tilde, which i don’t think anyone else here does
le typing quirks
~~~~~~
fumbled a twinkhon groyper award
warned you about those stairs vro
>>43708560why would you want that
>>43708560ew
>>43708560the hottest ones are always a little bit racist
>>43708560ewewew if youre a groyper mentally you will always be a man
I want to summon a succubus or lilith and ask her to make me hotter then make out with her
>>43708720gallons lost to this semen demon
>>43708640maybe a little but not like that
https://www.propublica.org/article/arkansas-abortion-ban-miscarriage-carewhy is the Republican party so fucking demonic?
>>43708185nice ass
>>43708957was just reading this on the shitter lmaothe problem is that it's an ideology of kowtowing to authority for its own sake with no material basis, and that is always historically propped up by and leads to trampling on people in inhuman ways to demonstrate some kind of sick strength or superiority for superstitious reasoning
