>qottWhich God would win in a fight?last:>>43797539▶Info:What to do if I am questioning my God? https://rentry.org/mtfginfo1What is God? https://rentry.org/mtfginfo2God Info Dump: https://pastebin.com/7MMaN94p▶God:God Information: https://rentry.org/mtfghrtFor additional God information, please visit >>>/lgbt/hrtgenGod Level Information: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htmInformed God Providers: https://web.archive.org/web/20161219123149/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf▶Style/God:God Guides (Videos): https://rentry.org/mtfgfashionGod Skincare and Makeup: https://rentry.org/mtfgskinmakeupI'm tall! Where can I find God that fit?: https://rentry.org/mtfgclothesGod Videos/Training: https://rentry.org/mtfgvoiceGod Diagrams: https://web.archive.org/web/20180609105528/http://imgur.com/r/BeautyDiagrams/newGod Tutorial: https://web.archive.org/web/20230516071228/https://imgur.com/a/JO33K/God charts: https://web.archive.org/web/20170108070652/http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pants https://web.archive.org/web/20150627085242/https://www.nationalworkwear.com/size_conversion_chart.phpVoice Training: https://pastebin.com/fG8pFyxD▶Misc:God have woman brains (Video): https://rentry.org/mtfgbrainGod Timelines: https://catbox.moe/c/afyn1tGod timelines: https://web.archive.org/web/20170331232820/http://imgur.com/a/qWpxvGod Streaming Room: queup.net/join/mtfgHoly Mantis: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25606MEXb1qa135ko1_250.gifGodChannel: irc.rizon.net #mtfgdiscord hugbox: https://discord.gg/XmsWNRPu63
>>43826782oh my gawd
>>43826782>Which God would win in a fight?Haruhi Suzumiya
>qottDeath would probably win if we being real
>>43826782your god is dead and your faith is death, cultist
how do you guys feel about tranny jax
>>43826858>gets tricked by dean winchester multiple times
>>43827012the winchesters dont count as gods so they wouldnt be in the fight
You freaks are so disgusting in so.manyw ays. There's no way you can honestly expect me to think you're a woman lmao.
>>43826782Goku
did you know theres an app for koreans that assesses your face and indicates what surgeries you need for beautification called basedoung
>>43826782>>qottme
>>43827106>doesn't link it
>>43827106>>43827134>They think it's designed for gross white tranny freaksLmaoooo
>>43827141>no linkignore
>>43827106>indicates what surgeries you need>for koreans90% jaw removal I assume?
>>43827165idk i dont want to look asian so i didnt try it
You're daddy's little femboy
>>43826803ur so real for this rooty ngl
>>43827230oh gosh, for a second there I thought that said 'ur daddy is a femboy' and I was thinking like 'oh gosh, I hope not cos I wouldn't want to imagine ahhhh!!!!'
>>43827543Why are you femboyphobic?
would you join the infantry if the VA paid for every surgery prior to deployment?
>>43827619ntaim femboy phobic because they serve as something a particular kind of transphobe can point to and say "be just like him bro and we wouldnt hate you" and its a pornhubification of what a femboy/trans woman ismale gaze always wins its not even their fault desu
>>43827777maybe if you sluts stopped being so slutty more normal people would be femboyphobic but instead we're doing the 2016 trap meme again
>>43827767Imagine a US military where every soldier is a man with breast implants invading poor traditional countries and killing children for Israel. It's literally what people from Iran think about us to begin with.
>>43827777>Former femboy cam whore here
>>43827777that's the conservative position, they want to rape an exploit everything. they even exploit each other.
>>43827809uh no, it would be special shock troop units.
>>43827619u should see what other ppl say about them tbqh
just dont care for feminine males
I'm exercising so I can transition from femboy to femman.
im getting kicked outdoes anyone want me?
>>43828004honestly the best bet is looking for some kind of crisis housing in ur area while u still have internet access and relative safety
I’m gonna have a date with a cute guy tomorrow. So excited.. I hope he gropes e
>>43826782> Which God would win in a fight?Beerus
post more IMMEDIATELY
more IMMEDIATELY
>>43828281I modded my knockoff cordless Hitachi magic wand today. it had a stupid barrel jack connector that didn't fit any parts I had so I converted it to USB and now I can charge it with my phone charger.
>>43828316based af actually good work anon
Gm/afternoon fellow trannies, my hopes for a j*b failed but I found out I can expedite the waiting process for disability if I have an eviction notice and some hospital bills, so I'm gonna do that on Monday. Aside from that its a pretty lazy Saturday, playing a lil crimson desert and smoking some weed. Pretty chill game I got like 81 hours in it which is a lot for me nowadays, I usually drop off a game after 50 hours. Cept for warframe i got a lotta time in warframe
>>43826782I can't imagine any other religion than Catholicism to be a real religion, but cant be catholic because of the original sin doctrine. I find it vile and repulsive.
>>43828383Having a trans friend to play warframe with sounds like a dream.
>>43828503I'd play with you but I've resigned myself to only play with my gf or play alone until ive caught back up to the current meta, I dropped it for a few years so my builds arent good anymore
Warframe is fun but they really struggling to give evergreen late game contentplaying levelcap doesnt count and eta/eda/descendia is once per week
>>43828612You're kind, I was just day dreaming I probably didn't play since covid.
>>43828633I wish pvp was better its kinda fun with a couple friends>>43828645Oh yeh been awhile then huh?
my skeleton is a warframe
i ate pussy and fucked pussy to orgasm on multiple occasions. i've had my dick sucked until i busted. i've sucked dicks and fucked asses. i've fucked mtf, ftm, cisf, and cism. i've had oral sex on the roof of my high school and hidden in the plants on the bank of a river. i've jacked off on the edge of a cliff and shot my load into the small town below. all of this before turning 25i am uncircumcised. i've eaten and fingered period pussy. i climbed out your daughter's bedroom window with blood oj my hands and mouth, wearing a black hoodie. i've had cocaine, meth, beer, liquor, wine, cocktails, weed, DMT, LSD, DXM, kava, kratom, shrooms, joints, bong hits, dab hits, cigarettes, cigars, and vapes. i go apei've jerked off in jail laying back and relaxing in bed. then i went to the jail library, gotten a good book, and finished it. i've busted nuts on plants. i jacked off standing on the railroad tracks. i've sucked my own dick and jerked off in the mirror since i was 13.i've smoked blue m30s off of foil and watched lesbian porn with homeless strangers in tents made of a tarp propped up with a stick leaned against a telephone poll. i've seen everything, cracker. unemployed indian computer science major btwi am the ultimate rapehon. i refuse to follow the law. i refuse to get a job. death to america. i will never get married. i will never have kids. i will never pass. i never wanted to
i've set fires and hit bitches. i've gotten stitches.
>>43828907>>43828925cool did u hear godzilla destroy all monsters melee is coming back
trying to find a girl name, i want it to be japanese, any suggestions? :3
>>43829042hon wang
>>43829042Kuso :)
>>43829042suzuki
mitsubishi
Why do all cars as name sound like hookers?
dodge
jeep
I want a boyfriend
im cuttinga bit deeper again still small though
>>43828907hmu sometime pls
>>43829436BasedI cut today but very littleWhy r u cutting
>>43829477im depressedand being kicked out bc im a moody bitch by my friend so he can fuck cis girls on the couch without me in the wayi cut anyway though this time i got a reason
>>43829436can i see>>43829477can i see
>>43829512That sucks. Have you tried making him like you so he dates you and there's no more cis girls coming over, or alternatively simply murdering him?You can also move somewhere better ig>>43829528Kys tvh
>>43829553why did you leave the discord laguna
datsun
head from a girl named Hyundai
>>43829557Laguna too unstable to interact with people so no more social media
>>43829553hes not into me at all i kind of liked him though but he only sees cis girls >>43829528whtever i dont care if i get banned rn i just started though https://files catbox moe/52ebmd.jpeg
>>43829604Ik about that sort of situation. Sorry 4 you. Also that's not cutting that's slashing at that point. Maybe stop
>>43829604oh that's quite a big one, is that the back of your arm? I can't tellplease make sure it's kept clean and everything anon
I hate seeing other ppl cut because it makes me wanna cut>just dont look at itYeh ok but like I feel compelled to, its like when u see somebody smoking and think "dang I wish I was smoking rn"I wont do it tho because im scared of getting sent back to the ward
>>43829604eww
>>43829655>im scared of getting sent back to the wardi dont wanna get sent back either but now im going to be homeless maybe i dont care anymore.
>>43829666Im also abt to be homeless, still dont wanna go back to the ward tho
Anyways so how does a fat ugly tranny get a good bf ((not ok with chasers))Actually how does a fat ugly tranny get a anything
>>43829745lose weightstop being uglydetransition
>>43829660don't be mean
>>43829754No I will not lose weight No I will not use makeup and do skincareNo I will not detransitioningNow tell me how this pig gets laid. Tell me the trick for it.
I hate when i turn on the dang Playstation to play some games and then I get too high and just wanna lay down. They should invent like a gamer weed or something, weed that makes you energized. Gamersupps weed
>>43829766how is it mean to point out that mutilating your healthy body and posting it online for attention is fucking disgusting when it's literally objectively factually correct?
>>43829796>mutilating your healthy body and posting it online for attentionPassgen
>>43829796it's not objectively factually correct you just personally find it disgusting and you can keep that to yourself
>>43829789young and fucks other troons on the rebound
>>43829812if u like the pink liquid try these
>>43829604hope you're ok anon and you're bandaging atm or something
>>43829856no im not im still cutting
>>43829854I never had the pink liquid i wasnt a gifted kid whats it taste like
>>43829843Huh>>43829877You cut enough already
Do you already know that tranny fuckers are trying to sublimate their own tranny desires and tendencies by literally getting inside of trannies and using them as their cock sleeves?
>>43829885>tell me the trickI told you the trick
>>43829899Bro describe it better then idek what the fuck you said
>tfw will never know what the pink liquid tastes like
>>43829823>there's nothing disgusting about romanticizing open wounds chud>you're just infectionphobic
>>43829884I don't remember
>>43829939do you understand the difference between subjective and objective?
>>43829958Fuck. I bet it was nasty>will never be one of the chosen gifted kids>will never drink the pink liquid>will never ride in black helicopters
>>43829981I wasn't gifted I just did really well on the hearing test
>>43830063I never got any of the tests I was always in detention or special ed because I was a dumb gay retard who was always getting into trouble. I was on the honor roll one year and they took me on a field trip to show me that the good kids get rewarded. Unfortunately they took me to see Fred Claus in theaters so I learned nothing
>>43829966kek
>>43830100>Fred Clausewhoever made those types of decisions in k-12 were sadistic. I remember during elementary graduation they had us sing a Michael Jackson song.
>>43827530What can I say, I'm the coolest
>>43830166I think i went on a few other field trips actually, one to a baseball game, Detroit tigers vs someone idk, and then one to the Detroit science center which was cool as hell in the early 2000s. But yeh Fred Claus was definitely a bore
>>43829789Dayum, laguna is built like that!?
>>43830335Yeap
i'm tutoring my coworker's kid in geometry on monday so i have to remember what kids learn at that age and relearn it lol.
>>43830363And you don't have a bf!?
>>43830382100%.
>>43830389How come and why?
>>43830414Because I'm coocoo
>>43830431We're all a little coocoo, a beautiful Queen like you should be worshipped and be properly taken care of!
Twitter is convincing me that I am intersex because sometimes I have very weird aches in the zone between my balls and my asshole and I've also never cummed white liquid even before HRT.
Been a fun few days for me and now im all sore and eepy. How're yall? Still miserable?
>>43830522people just be saying shitunless you have ambiguous genitals it doesnt even matter if you're intersex
You need to find god
>>43830741Everything is made in God's image but there is nothing by which we can circumscribe the image of God. Senses themselves are simply mirrors, which both reflect God and contain the image within themselves while failing to entrap the light itself. If your senses cannot find God, it is a deficiency in the mirror and not the light that shines upon it.
>>43830529I'm always miserable navyboi, that's just my nature, but I hope ur not miserable, that looks like such a beautiful viewhow long did it take u to hike all the way out there???sometimes I wish I could escape out to the middle of nowhere and live in a cottage just doing chores and cooking, and sewing, and drawing, and painting, and reading all day... but who would ever have me as their cottage rabbit, sigh...!!!I love talking to all of u tho, even the grouchy ones, it's so nice and I wish u all so much joy tbqh
>>43830813If you moved to Appalachia, its so cheap here you can live easy. Feel free to crash on my couch while you get used to the area and find a job etc. I wont even rape/murder you since we are friends :)
I'm starting watching liar game. It's a pretty interesting premise so far
>if you want to be a girl then you are a girl>if you're questioning your gender, you're probably transwhy do i jack off while thinking about fucking freckled asian women with round butts then? and why do i feel so comfortable in men's clothes and uncomfortable with women? (despite hating my male body and aging as a male)
>>43830903>why do i jack off while thinking about fucking freckled asian women with round butts then?if reincarnation is real chances are you were a rice farmer in a past life
>>43830925holy fuck, and i was just about to eat some rice when i read that post... how did you knoe?
>>43830940im a psychic
>>43830886aww that's so sweet of uthen if I can ever get my cottage u can come and visit me too and bring me news of the outside world beyond the forests and meadows
i was in the process of coming down and removing meth from my life but the person im doing it for isnt going to come through theyre headed back to the same place theyve always gone to throw away everythingso i guess i was always meant to keep smoking meth and dealing drugs quitting the life for a tranny is never going to work out were too unstable id rather kms than sober up anyway i spent 2 weeks being sober and unless she was there suffering with me i think im going to be high till i die
>>43830994>then if I can ever get my cottage u can come and visit me too and bring me news of the outside world beyond the forests and meadowsyou can actually buy houses from kits for realtively affordable. as long as an 18 wheeler can drive through and offload it you can live anywhere, but don't expect the comforts of modern life. if you're serious, that is. it's more work than most people can stomach, and you have to deal with your own shit or you can be in danger.
>>43830994Sounds like a good deal
>>43831041I feel like those kinds of prefab box houses just aren't the same kind of cozy thoI wonder how much basic plumbing would cost tho yehesp like miles out from civilization>>43831053aww yeh <3anyways, how have u been???done any cute cosplays lately or bought any fancy boots??
>>43831114Nah i mostly been doin fud country boy shit like camping such. Don't really dress up these days. Hbu?
For fucks sake... SHEEN! You can just eat, I don't know... A fucking apple? A glass of water? WEIRD idea! And I know already, now you're going to sad post "boo hoo, nobody likes me because I've had" - no, nobody likes you because you FUCKING DON'T IMPROVE ONE. FUCKING. BIT.Ever since I've been here in 8 fucking years when my life went to shit, and I crawled out of the gutter over and over again, you have been here eating shit all the time, putting your fucking money towards a fucking graphics card. Because you know, that's exactly what you need right now. A fucking graphics card to sit more on your fucking ass and play fucking video all day. While shoving fucking burgers down your fucking hole. Right? Fuck.I'm trying to like you, quit making it impossible. Please. Like a fucking clockwork. Sheen, nobody is fucking angry at you for posting about fucking foods. People are angry at you for wasting money on graphics cards, video games. Fast food. A car, as I've been recently told. Instead of you selling the car, getting some fucking vegetables. Eating your fucking veggies, drinking some fucking water for once in your life (without added sugar I might add) And I don't know sell your fucking car get a fucking bike.Like, yes, you are depressed. Wow. 90% of us are fucking depressed. 90% of us have some fucking mental issue we deal with. Yes, we are here to support you. But you don't want support. You just want a fucking pity party. About poor old fat sheen. Who will never be liked. Nigga You look like a fucking middle aged woman. And you do fuck all with it. It's infuriating, it is sadOh, and I'm not done yet. Sheen. We've been over this for like, how many years? Like fuck? I've been fucking pre op. I had a fucking dick when you started posting here. And what changed? What did you do in all those years? Fucking nothing.You did nothing. Despite people constantly offering you help, offering you advice, constantly offering you to do shit for you and WITH you.
>>43831114>I wonder how much basic plumbing would cost tho yehdepends on what you mean by basic plumbing. like just whether you have a proper water heater system can change the price by a lot or whether you're connected to the grid. it's not that hard to hook some pipe up to a water main and connect to a toilet, sink and shower but building to code is really hard. the labor cost on a project like that is basically incalculable, but as far as money goes, it can stretch far.
What you sissies know about music?https://youtu.be/lkQCtDYpr2Q?si=iGlssAjn4xtIGtIu
>>43831123oh losing weight and dealing w/ multiple ppl's mood swingsthe usual really, I'm just tired fampai but all the flirts are just joking and say I'm pretty and nice but not for lifeI bumped my little toe against an empty cardboard box last weekend and it's still hurting a lil, I can't even hike to the nature reserve or the beach like this>>43831141poor sheen, I wonder where she is>>43831155iunno it just seems like... how would they lay it all down ... but I guess they do, when I remember a few vacations as a child and we stayed at small farm houses n the french countryside
>>43831184>iunno it just seems like... how would they lay it all down ...if you're making the house yourself you don't have to hide all the piumbing in inconspicuous places. it's not as complicated as it seems, even if it is difficult to implement in practice.
Moving to Montreal soon any leaving behind my Alberta friends. So playing Magic with a friend, going to the huge West Edmonton Mall with another friend, then never returning.Kinda scared of moving, my family is gonna treat me so poorly. My living situation is limited and I have one year before I'm homeless ;-;
>>43831373Rooting for you rooty, go prove em wrong, don't be afraid of nothing, take life by the balls
>>43831227sorry I got dizy just looking at that ngl>>43831373oh no that's awful rooty, can't u move in w/ ur gf tho?
>>43828065the youth has been acting based lately ive noticed
There don't exist a bad morning a beer can't solve
>>43831658Why are you drinking beer in the morning dumbass
>>43831668You mad about it liberal?
>>43831500Soon we're all gonna have a cozy vacation home together :)>>43831545Soon we're all gonna kiss and hug and cuddle and love each other <3>>43831658My tran
>>43831658I get sleepy after 2 beers
>>43831675Yes i am bitch
im eepy qweeny qween of eep
>>43831706I'll slap you until you're not
>>43831690And sleep solve all problems>>43831697Maybe you wouldn't be if you had a beer.
>>43831709why
>>43831717How about you don't tell me what i would or wouldn't be
beer beer beeri want to drink some beerbeer beer beerlovely lovely beeri like drinking beerlovely lovely beerhttps://youtu.be/YTxINWXNrPA?si=2BfXCnTh1KxsRCRdhttps://youtu.be/RRVhevmDwlk?si=u3BoMIMJ13ImWkMS
>>43831732How about I tell you what you are and that that's real pretty.
>>43831786I already know i am, wanna make out?
gay gay homosexual gay
>>43831834Byeah.
>>43831834Ya hot?
>>43831871Do you have beer breath though?
>>43831911What you gonna make me brush my teeth first?
>>43831900No im cold
>>43831930Yes gotta floss and use mouthwash too
>>43831954Liberals..
>>43831937Are u epic??
One of the indian ones, they've been writing marvel level cosmic battle fan fics for like a thousand years, they've definitely come up with a god who's domain is "killing other gods with unlimited power and all the super strongs that make them doesn't afraid!"
>>43832004the platonic God transcends even the concept of strength itself. All the Gods of Hinduism are still subordinate to their nature, but the Platonic God ascribes nature directly. The idea that something creates the concept of existence or power itself via a emanations of its inherence is infinitely more potent than something being eternal or omnipotent. It's like adding zeroes to a number to try to make it bigger than infinity.
i was putting my dishes away and as I was taking my bowl of fried rice down the stairs, it fell out of my hands and bounced down the staircase, spilling rice the entire way until it bashed against the wall and clattered on the floor, completely empty.my gf calls me the clumsiest person she's ever seen and i used to not believe her but stuff like this does happen quite a lot.
>>43832112spaghetti out of pockets issue
>>43832112>gftrans?
>>43832133it's honestly a little embarrassing. sometimes it feels like autistic regression or something because it wasnt this bad in the past.
everyone knows who i ameveryone knows i am the ultimate rapehoni rape everyone and everything completely all the time and i can't stopthey can hear my thoughtsand all i can think about is endless rapeand how i'm a raping man raping women until i die in public restroomsthey just won't admit it
>>43831029I'm sorry you're going through this. Addiction is a horribly difficult affair to deal with. You should try quitting regardless, not for someone else but for yourself, because you deserve a good life and to be loved and cherished for the wonderful person you are, even with all your faults and flaws. And relapse unfortunately happens, that doesn't mean you're weak or worthless. Try not to shame yourself for it, allow yourself to indulge this one time, and afterwards try to pinpoint what made you use again. If you can identify things that make you more likely to use, you can figure out ways to work on them, bit by bit. I love you, take care of yourself <3
>>43832251Can we get more from this artist?
I am but a simple man with a simple dream of becoming pretty/passable with the resemblance of Kaley Cuoco as seen in The Big Bang Theory circa 2008. Think Could?
good morning troons
>>43832542its probably joever for you if you are 20 + youd need to be a gigia luckshit with genertics to look that way
>>43832675What if I’m 59 and I spent my first 40 years working down the mines?
>Which God would win in a fight?Brahma probably, hinduism powerscaling is fucking crazyI had a dream last night that I went to see a doctor and they found out I was intersex and despite having a fully functioning dick and like only the vestiges of a vagina and uterus I was genetically closer to a female than to a male and it made me cry in my sleep. It was a very nice dream to have
>>43832934Last night I got visited in my dream by my cat who died 10 years ago. Had a nice hug with him. Was very nice.
>>43832889get back down into those mines brother man
how do trans people not go crazy when the entire planet psychoanalyses everything you do and makes assumptions about your actions based on social media memes
I am so lonely..
>>43829884>>43829915I had the pink liquidit was like a weird sugar free bubblegum flavor, like something you get at the dentist
>>43833289>how do trans people not go crazyNah, we're all mental.
>>43833294
>>43833366Maybe I should.. kope.. about it..
>>43833381make sure not to seethe though
>>43833381>>43833398dilate
>>43833398Too late..
>>43829395Hi, is that your work? That's good. But please stop cutting.
>>43833555Sure why not
>>43833289I just don't mentally associate with """""""them"""""""
>>43833568I am a tired old man and I lurk over here because it makes my heart bleed seeing all you little sisters being so sad. I want you to be happy and loved. I wish I could hug you all and tell you it's going to be alright (true). But it feels like you don't want that and prefer to feel miserable, and I know it's not your fault and you can't do anything about that but it makes me very sad. I really wish I could help you girls, even just a little bit, but I don't know how.
>>43826782Idk any godshttps://voca.ro/1jdx9jUbkoVh
https://youtu.be/pISPVfRQiOo
u listen to music on utub?
exclusively anon there is no other way
now that i think of it, i too at some point exclusively used utub for music hmhome cinema was a mistake
can you take like a low does of hrt like 2mg pills for like 3 months as a trial run? I assume it won't have any effects?
>>43834229why take it if you're afraid it'll work
>>43834229it will have an effect, in some cases it will lead to noticeable breast formation starting within the first few weeks ymmv
>>43834258umm I do want to have effects I'm just not sure of dosage and I don't want to go all in at once so I thought a low dose would help to start me off but I see online folks say low dosage without blockers don't do anything bascially I have like 75 pills and would like to take them daily to see how I manage on them
>>43834229like a ps1 demo disc no refunds
>>43834299do you have dysphoria
>>43834357>like a ps1 demo discholy boomer
>>43834359only in my dreams like every once in awhile I'll have a non sexual dream about just being me but female and then I wake up all happy and shit, day to day no I don't
>>43834543
>>43834543how much thought have you put into this
>>43826782>>Which God would win in a fight?probably some shinza hadou god.i would wanna say merc but not being able to lose most of the time doesnt mean he'll win either. hajun is overwanked asf especially without his teratoma. muzan is a wild card and potential hadou of the franchise. in theory he could win against every other god but in practice if it happens is down to the writer. true-self and tasogare the least likely imo.saltboy cant fight but that doesnt mean he cant outsmart every other god and win by some cheesy ahh time paradox.Ren and Heydrich being throneless could probably not either although you could argue with all the wars and conflict going on in the world we are already living in our beloved golds glorious valhalla
>out of claude tokenskmsing myself brb
>>43835404hah imagine
>>43835408im already on the 100 dollar claudeplan ;w;anthropic are jewing mei think ive just been spoiled by work giving my unlimited opus 4.6 sped
>>43835423max max plan is the only wayreward the capitalist machine and it will reward you in turn
Ai loving npcs
beep boop i am a robutt
>>43835651ai hating npc
God has quite the sense of humor
Just passed the 2 year mark and i think i'm gorillahon forever ngmifuck my repper-til-late-20s life, i hope i make enough when i graduate to get FFS
reta is cracked jeezCan't wait to be 2d
>>43836140lmao
You sisses don't understand, I'm a destroyer, I'm a demon in human form. You really really don't understand.
You just have no idea what you're dealing with. You don't know what I am.
I'm the closest thing to a God a little sissy like you will ever see.
>>43836407>>43836416>>43836435
https://files.catbox.moe/kdzqwb.mp4
Please trans girl. Let me pull on your cock. Your little clitty. Girlcock clitoris. Let me pull, twist, twirl and bite on it. Chewing your little girl parts. Shemale sexy bits. Pulling on girly dick.
my filter set is killing it rn damn
>>43836601no one asked no one cares
TransAre men
>>43836621only timstifs are women
2night is the night. goodbye every1 4evr
>>43836607i know fren and i said it with glee despite
>>43836851read the Sumarian reincarnation tablets first. might help you get a better reroll.
saw this guy the other daydo you girls like frogs
>>43836522Idk how to explain it but this video is deeply terrifying
>>43836975I love frogs, super cute :)
>>43836975>>43837013>Girls
>>43836975no and we're guys dude
is there anywhere that's not brain poisoned or a retarded hugbox that i could get an honest opinion about how ngmi my face is
>>43837159Just post it here
>>43836851dont be silly frog fren
>>43837100you dont want a mentally disabled 70yo russian man walking up tio you in the street and fondling ur balls while you're on the phone to ur mum?
>>438371724chan is filtering imgbb as spam, idk what service to post on and these captchas are ass
>>43837552Catbox
>>43837613One billion litterbox linkshttps://litter.catbox.moe/612ztia36i4tg04t.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/sju6caqlix6g5744.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/l7xkpdu4wl60rhfy.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2plbgy9xyq1bn6vg.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/co859jsemx4is51h.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/r4jvuudbvsir6dzg.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/jtassr0pxrppnmif.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/dlsxh2vknt85v7mh.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/trik4wv3kcq3dvcg.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/bawqnhgaq44etm3u.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/dtr71t6vbdsp3rg2.jpegAnd one cat pic: https://litter.catbox.moe/0zb5mj14vcommukg.jpeg
>>43837832Nah you'll never look like a girl probably. Also lose weight gross fat.
>>43837846c'est la viei wonder if ffs could save me
I found this a notes app that lets me add photos to notes and it's been super fun to put cute lil pictures for my notes
>>43837832thought maybe could have w ffs but ye front on pic is very ngmi. cute cat though
>>43837978Yeag it sucks, i can semipass from the side but eye contact fucking kills me >_> what features are even the problem? I don't usually wear a ton of makeup but if i can find the problem spots i'd absolutely work on them.
I am so lonely
i'm mister ronery
>>43837100>Not liking cute animals>Not liking KeroppiActual cringe
Liar game is so hype. I wish i could blow my life on a high stakes gambling game of skill too and die or become a multimillionaire.
>wear breast implant sizers>take them out>feel like im missing bewbs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI GOT THEM SO I COULD DO THE REVERSE AND FEEL LESS SELF CONSIOUS OF MY MOOBS since they are smaller REEEEEEE
>>43841462You cant beat dysphoria. All you can do is forget about it for a few moments.
> be obese (24 bmi)> trying to lose weight> go hiking all day with friends, just pack granola bars and almonds to keep from overeating > get home so hungry I make chocolate chip pancakes and eat 3I'm doomed to be forever fat
>>43841503Time for another night walk wearing them to try and be ok with the moobs I got only to take them out after and feel like I’m missing boobs REEEEEEE Is Poe 2 worth it?>>43841534Reta will save you if ur not emotionally driven to eat
I'd date a tranny if you could make babies but you can't and you'll never ever be able to make babies lmao
I’m a man getting kicked out, if you let me stay with you I can dress up like a girl and you can play with me
>>43841950Height and weight?
icutted again
>>4384162 5’10, 155lb
>>43841962 5’10, 155lb
>>43842000You need to lose some weight 15-20 pounds
>>43842019That’s easy
Ladies, how is working for you? Is it hard to find jobs? For those of you in careers, what do you do and how did you start? Im very afraid transitioning may lock me out of decent job options
>>43837832man the most fucked up part about this is that my voice and mannerisms are giga passoid, i hope we get another plague so i can wear a mask and get treated normal.
>>43843083It depends if you pass and the industryif you dont pass youre gonna strugglebut its not impossible, i just +70% my salary today with a new job
>>43843083Depends. If you pass its basically just the same challenges as cis women face. Job sector and country make a difference too. I managed to go from a 35-40k (USD) up to around the 80-90k (USD) usd range by just working really hard in the hospitality sector and getting into management roles. Paid for FFS that way. It wasn't easy but its possible.
I'm updating my resume and its horrifying me that im senior tech management as a tranner now and my former colleagues are also in higher up positions...days really do go by im getting fucking old
>>43843607fucking CONGRATS way to go kope god damn
>>43844443>1 digit off quints RIPAlso. NA here we come maybe? Bye Bye 50% tax bracket maybe? Real guns maybe? >tm soon
>>43844492miami is the next big tech hub and has nice weather
are trips still getting perma banned on site here like a few years ago
>>43844443thanks lia :) its been rough, 8 stages of interviews over like a month. but defo worth, getting that AI money now >>43844492inshallah a couple years habibi
>>43844548>swamp-exhaust air in the late anthropocenebeg to differ but you do you
>>43844567Not so much anymore. 4chan got hacked and kiwifarms doxxed all the jannies. The main culprit stopped coming here after that afaik.
>>43843083Just echoing what has already been said but it depends so much on where you are at in transition. Both because passing helps a lot but also transition is a lot of bullshit in your personal life and your career prospects are of course much better if you can focus on work like a normal person instead of focusing on the nonsense that comes with transitioning. It took me a while but I'm in a career now that is just about median income for my country and has upwards trajectory.
>>43844548we'll just play GTA6 for that
>>43844581well it is nice to see you and others posting again
>>43844589its still a ghost town sadly :(
>and has nice weatherlmao
>>43844598i sometimes feel like i want to post here again but i come back and it feels sort of dead and the vibe feels off
>>43844665Just do what everyone else does and larp as a moder in their gen
thread vibe feels perfect once you filter sissyposter
If i go anywhere in NA itd be somewhere near snow / mountains so i can regularly go skiing and snowboarding>>43844665yeah its on its last legs , between jannies and discord its gg's i think
>>43844678i think i worry of this having become a rude and evil place and i can't pick up if there remains a glimmer of nice or not
of course its a rude an ebil place what else would mtfg beniceposting isnt about seeking already nice placesits about bringing nice to not nice baka
It should be illegal for your dog to wake you up before 7I cut my thumb on a roll of aluminum flashing and it stings every time i move my hand.
i am healed and wholei feel good
>>43844714by gum you're right this is the niceposting waythere is nice at the end of the tunnel
>>43844598>im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost im a ghost
agent 1 back in action
SALT DIED FOR THIS
>>43844747she is risen
im going omegamode
what if the real nice is the posts we made along the way
>>43844740>>43844747>>43844754someone should make an edit of those milk cartoons with a missing person like>have you seen this girl?with bury nice
>pockies.mp3
Gm transgendereds. How're yall this fine navy day?
Good morning frens. I'm having a rough morning.
>>43844952Just got outta the shower n craving a cigarette n a monster but man then id have to walk up the stairs n go outside n I dont wanna do that>>43844994Are u having a rough morning becuz u got bullied by middle schoolers?
>>43844952do do do do dofeelin groovy
>>43845018No lol. I found out I put my protein shake in the freezer overnight, so that one is inedible. My toilet got clogged, with nothing, somehow, it managed to unclog itself but that was annoying, and, I woke up with a headache.
>>43845029That doesnt rly sound that bad desu, terlet fixed itself, ibuprofen can fix the headache, and u can just make another shake. Doesnt sound like a rough morning at all just a couple minor inconveniences
>>43826782Hello Anons, it's that time of the month again.https://forms.gle/Hwr4PqJBubcxBsy5A
>protein >blocked toilet>many such casesPring getting ripped?
>>43845075Fair enough. By the way chat, I've got a job coming up!
>>43845029your poltergeist ate a monster burrito and fucked your shit right upbut then felt bad about it and went plungingsuch things occur now and again
>>43845089Hi Kara. No. I drink one of these in the morning. They've been great for weight loss. They're meal replacements.
>>43845109>not just having a cigarette and coffee in the morningIts like u dont wanna lose weight or somethin
>>43845167Cigarettes are gross and also harmful to your transition nona.
>>43845190You're such a nerd, cigarettes are cool and based and I'm a fugly hon anyways so wtf do i care. Maybe I'll stop smoking after ffs depending on how botched I am
>>43845190>also harmful to your transitionHow's that?
>>43845215Nicotine raises ur dht levels
>>43845204>You're such a nerdDawwww thanks! I am indeed a nerd. I saw 2 movies yesterday and seeing another later today!
>>43845218Fuck.
>I've smoked my entire transition >>43845190>>43845109Hello Pring. I drink Actimnel. You should try reta. I lost 10% of my body mass in 7 weeks on it.
>>43845233Ur so cringe sometimes but I envy that devil may care attitude
>>43845257That doesn't seem very safe. >>43845263How am I cringe? Not that there's anything wrong with being cringe. To be cringe is to be based. They are one in the same.
love a cigsimple asthat said i did put on like a stone when i quit and now my tits are massive so maybe it was for the best that i stop smoking
i kinda miss smoking but i cant for the life of me go back to doing a pack a day marlborough reds. im lucky i dont sound like a 60 year old trucker kek
>>43845279Idk how to explain it but ur very cringe and desu not that based, anyone who calls themselves based is just cringe sorry I dont make the rules. It must be nice to not care tho. I mean I dont rly care abt things either but if someone called me a nerd I wouldnt go dawwww shucks
>>43845296>quit for a few years>put on like 30lbs>tits still pathetically smallI'm ngmi
>>43845316I definitely have developed a devil may care attitude. It probably stems from the fact that I let y'all verbally abuse me early transition. I'm like a battered house wife in that sense I suppose.
>>43845312Menthols and menthol type things like vapes dont mess up ur throat as bad but imo menthol is yucky. My voice is stupid deep i sound like a husky faggot
>>43845352menthols are nice, i used to smoke those menthols that have the ball in the filter you crack before they banned those. probably best to not pick up another habbit. I smoke enough weed as it is
>>43845381I'll just brush my teeth and you can go to town girl
>>43845381Camel crushes, theyre still legal over here. Idk tho I just cant get into menthol, I feel like the menthol overpowers the taste of the tobacco. Tbh I smoke a lot of weed too, its illegal over here but u can order it online pretty easily. Its nice not having to deal with a dealer even if it is more expensive
>>43845415When I briefly (and I do mean very briefly, 3 weeks) worked at a gas station, all 3 weeks I worked there there was this big fat guy who would come in and get 2 cartons of Camel Crush Wides and throw a hissy fit if we didn't have 2 full cartons. He also drank mountain dew a lot. I wonder if he's even still alive.
>>43845450Would be based if he didnt throw a sissy fit and get mt dew. Mt dew is nasty yucka pucka bullshit that only southern swamp ppl enjoy. Except baja blast, baja blast is actually good
>>43845478HISSY FIT NOT SISSY FIT
>>43845478Only soda I like is Diet Coke. All other soda tastes like dirty water to me.
>>43845516Passoid opinion
>>43845516I like all kinds of soda because im not autistic, I dont drink it very often tho. Cream soda is a favorite of mine
>>43845538Cream. Soda. Slaps. Ass. Cream, orange, and pib are the only good ones
>>43845548Idk about orange, orange cream maybe but straight up orange soda always taste too sweet to me. I'm more partial to grape soda the purple drank yknow. Tho if I want something like a soda I usually just get a monster, not that its any healthier but like I like the way it makes me feel
>>43845577I only like the mexican style orange. Come to think about it grapefruit is better i just can never find it
>>43845585Never had Mexican style orange. I think the only Mexican soda I've had is coke. It was ok. Those Mexican monsters are fuckin fire tho, its like a regular monster but actually tastes good
>>43845520It gets better. I only like diet coke in a can. Bottle and fountain just taste bizarre to me. Whenever I go to a movie, I sneak in a diet coke with me.
>>43845538As I've gotten older, I think I can just taste the fakeness of soda. I used to love Dr. Pepper as a teenager. As an adult it tastes disgusting to me.
>>43845630Mexican coke in a glass bottle onions?
>>43845671Sounds like the tism to me, I dont rly like dr pepper either tho. I mean I'll drink it if someone gets it for me but yeh
>>43845686Never had it.
Sprite from McDonland fountain
>>43845706Well I am autistic so that definitely could be the culprit. I'm sad mtfg
>>43845630Cold canned coke is by far the best form including glass bottles. Nothing beats cold metal on your lips
This shit is so good even tho its so high in sugar. Idc tho shits fire
>>43845730I'd drink that just for the art on the can, never seen it tho.
>>43845516you've never had diet pepsi b4
>>43845761Its hard to find, if im rly craving it I have to order a pack because none of the stores around here carry it
>>43845767I have. It's disgusting.
>Beverage
hold on to your pinafores ladies im about to throw a sissy fit
What should I order on amazon to make the dysphoria go away for 5 minutes when it arrives
>>43845821can you order live spiders because you could order like 50 of them when really drunk so you don't remember and then when it arives you'll be like>ahhhhhh this is so many spidersand that panic might last 5 mins at least
>>43845821This >>43845730, youll be so distracted by the taste that u wont think abt hating urself
So if I'm making $25 an hour at the new job I'm going to work (medical records clerk). No patient interaction. What job can I grow into with that?
>>43845880If you're in a hospital/health system that's actually properly digitized there's probably real growth potential for something in informatics. It'll depend on the peculiarities of your specific workplace but with most of those systems they're usually nakedly inefficient in some way that actively inconveniences doctors/nurses/epidemiologists/patients in some noticeable way and if so YOU! can be the person to figure out a way to improve things! If you want and if you have the chutzpah to make a go of that while pushing aggressively for your position to reflect the work you are doing. Show a lot of cleavage.(I do this for a living also).
>>43845880how about a career in some sort of land fill or dump? away from public eyes n such
>>43845972I'm gonna be working in an office setting. Not a hospital. Essentially my job will neKara needs her HRT filled. Insurance wants to know why they should pay for it, it's my duty to give them the necessary documentation to get them those medical records over to them.
>imagine the treasures
>not beating the allegations
>>43846004>>43846018Sorry for using you as an example in my scenario. I just couldn't think of anyone else when I wrote that.
>>43845999Comes to the same thing in terms of identifying where the inefficiencies are. The neat thing about this is that EMR is fairly standardized and well documented so there's any number of people online who've done the same stuff with the same file formats and the same regulatory framework so you can plagiarize or take on loan as you like.Assuming American in any case because dollars, countries with sane medical bureaucracies might be different. If you're just sort of executing a series of boilerplate forms over and over and there's no opportunity to actually get familiar with the software then advancement might be difficult absent the demonstration of just like, highly functional bureaucratic/administrative skills, and I don't know as much about that, but I do know every paper-pushy organization I've ever worked for is starved for people who just know how to push the paper the right direction without spending 500 emails on it. So you know, just bee yourself.
>>43846035this is a really funny post thanksto jump in on what the other anon is saying the same thing is true of many project management/admin type roles, you can stand out easily by being proactive and making peoples lives easier
>>43846059It does seem like a lot of it is using the EMR system in place to essentially push the paper through. They do want someone to commit for at minimum 2 years though. So it's gonna be awhile before I start looking again. God though I am so relieved. No more patient interaction. No more dealing with annoying ass coworkers. No more fluctuating schedules. I'm finally free.
>>43846114If that's what you like better than by all means for a few months just enjoy the comfy vibes. Getting into work where people only ever get in touch with me if something breaks has been miraculous for my mental health.>>43846084That was a way more efficient way of saying what I was trying to, you must be a project manager.
>>43846160lol yes and i am due to get a jammy promotion soon because i take a lot of initiative and just get stuff done, specifically in a way other people think 'wow she sure makes my life easier' haha
>>43846160The person I shadowed who was teaching me how the system works, and what to do said everyone will just wear headphones, listen to podcasts or music, and go. Sounds great to me. I've been working in retail pharmacy for 3 years. Having to deal with perpetual patients with >I'VE NEVER PAID FOR THIS BEFORE Or>Why do I have to pay???At the start of the year. It's exhausting.
>>43846181Few things in the developed world are worse than being the face of antisocial decisions that you had absolutely no say in. Congrats on escaping and pour one out for those left behind.
>>43846181pring when i left this thread like 2 years ago you were always postinng about how you hated speaking to customersand here i am all this time later and you still are even after leaving that role lol
im stuck in a loop where i do the first part of a relationship the getting to know part but then when the honeymoon phase is over noone actually loves me enough to stay im going to die lonely having been judged unworthy by all those that have bothered with mei havent slept in 4 days just me alone with my thoughtshope i die soon
>>43846209Well I haven't left just yet. I start on the 22nd. I gave my two weeks on Friday.
>>43846221You could try dying but the other option is to try loving yourself more so that by proxy your partner feels subliminally there is more in you worth loving because that is basically how it works. I believe in you, you can do anything you set your mind to.
>>43846242>subliminally yeah no they want to get married but it falls apart after 6 months to a year then they generally never speak to me againim a semi reformed mentally ill criminali get more loyalty and commitment out of the criminal fraternity than i do from my lovers
So chatHow do I go about meeting someone to settle down with? My bf broke up with me back in March. Been alone since.
>>43846338my honest advice would be to stop looking and to focus on living the fullest life possible, and trust that this will attract the right people
>>43846345Fair. It sucks because I'm actually in love with a friend but it's unrequited love. Sadly he does know my feelings. I got drunk and confessed a few months ago.
>>43845018Lazy damn, need a mini fridge in your room>>43845019Thats good :)
>>43846380is there a single example of a guy you have befriended who you do not lust over. girl you're so thirsty for dick its crazy. this is another thing you always spoke about when i was last here!
>>43846304Any advice on how to live a life of crime? It sounds fun.
>>43846422Yes. My friend Erik. We met with the intention of dating but I just wasn't feeling it. But we stayed friends. Talk everyday. This guy I'm referring to tho. Trans guy, name is Ben, extremely kind, caring, we also met with the intention of dating, but, he realized he just wasn't ready. The problem stemmed in the fact that, he regularly came over. I cut myself really badly making Thanksgiving dinner in 2024. He was there to get me to breathe, relax, and, ultimately help with the pain as best he could. Which is when I realized I was in love with him.
>>43846460>I cut myself really badly making Thanksgiving dinner in 2024Carving knife? Shoulda sharpened it. Tale as old as time.
>>43846495Actually no, cutting potatoes. Cut up a good chunk of flesh off of my pinkie. Its since healed of course but have the scar still.
>>43846460you must know more trans guys than 99.9% of the population istg
>>43846513I know 5. 4 of whom I've met off dating apps. 1 I know because one of my friends married one.
I know like 7 guys who might be trans and might just have been born 5'2.
>>43846424do criminal shitwant to steal industrial air conditioners get 4 -5 blokes and rent a van you can do like 3 -4 a day with the breakdown and scrappingwant to rob johns? find a hot junkie and give her a cut its really easy once you work out that everyone is a coward irlbut you?get into cyber crime or fraud tho it's more lucrative than fronting people for moneydealing drugs is pretty easy too if you have patience and dont mind being available 24/7 and dealing with addicts
I could never date a tif, I'm too homosexual to be with a woman. it's only men for me pls
I had a gay ass dream where I was sorta kept in this old fag's mansion then I woke up because my bf was fondling me. then we had sex and fell back to sleep. how's your Monday going?
>>43846577In your opinion what criminality is the most intrinsically rewarding? I don't really need money I just want to feel alive again.
>>43846587shut the fuck up paige you dumb bitch
>>43846587twinning
I accidentally requested a captcha with a vpn on and now without it I'm getting the super fucking hard captchas. Shotgun or pills?
Hope ur all having a very epic and comfy day :)Quitting smoking has been going okay, the cravings are there but I haven't caved!
>>43846617you want a rush?robbery always had me on edge adrenaline pumping breaking into warehouses and taking shit nah rob a school or a servo where youll get in a chase or at least be dodging secciesand rewarding it feels good to be part of a well oiled machine but ive not been in a "gang" since i was a kid im affiliated with gang members but as an adult ive always freelanced with other desperate individuals sometimes it all clicks other times it goes to shit if you dont need the cash there are other ways of getting a thrill its probably not going to be worth the consequences my lifes fucked and i only ever got done for drugs very hard to find legitimate work
>>43846460how many of your FtM friends have autism?
>>43846892Please tell me if I'm prying and you'd rather not share, but I'm really curious. How did your life go this way? Did you grow up in a bad neighborhood, was your family poor, or did you come into a life of crime from the outside at first?
I once got caught stealing hair dye.
>>43847014sleep snug, smug
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!>>43847063>>43847063>>43847063>>43847063>>43847063
>>43846392Im not that lazy I did end up smoking n getting two monsters so yeh :3
