QOTT: What's the BEST (most fun?) crime you've done?last:>>>>43826782▶Info:What to do if I am bored? https://rentry.org/mtfginfo1What is my fave color? https://rentry.org/mtfginfo2Spaghetti Info Dump: https://pastebin.com/7MMaN94p▶Hormones:Soup Information: https://rentry.org/mtfghrtFor additional Jail information, please visit >>>/lgbt/hrtgenCrime Level Information: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htmInformed Crime Providers: https://web.archive.org/web/20161219123149/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf▶Style/Passing:Fashion Guides (Videos): https://rentry.org/mtfgfashionBasic Skincare and Makeup: https://rentry.org/mtfgskinmakeupI'm tall! Where can I find clothes that fit?: https://rentry.org/mtfgclothesVoice Videos/Training: https://rentry.org/mtfgvoiceBeauty Diagrams: https://web.archive.org/web/20180609105528/http://imgur.com/r/BeautyDiagrams/newMakeup Tutorial: https://web.archive.org/web/20230516071228/https://imgur.com/a/JO33K/Size charts: https://web.archive.org/web/20170108070652/http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pants https://web.archive.org/web/20150627085242/https://www.nationalworkwear.com/size_conversion_chart.phpVoice Training: https://pastebin.com/fG8pFyxD▶Misc:Trans women have woman brains (Video): https://rentry.org/mtfgbrainMTF Timelines: https://catbox.moe/c/afyn1tTransition timelines: https://web.archive.org/web/20170331232820/http://imgur.com/a/qWpxvStreaming Room: queup.net/join/mtfgHoly Mantis: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25606MEXb1qa135ko1_250.gifIRC Channel: irc.rizon.net #mtfgdiscord hugbox: https://discord.gg/XmsWNRPu63
>watching vampire movies in bed>HRT Femboy paddy pimblett appearsInteresting
Paddy the baddy troond out?
>>43847063I stole a sidewalk once.
>>43847063Form didn't get many hits last thread, so reposting anons.
>qottwhen I was a kid my older friend and I did a two stage heist. it was October and there was a Halloween store open near home. first thing we needed was a distraction so my friend steals a fake shitty baby diaper from there. for main job we were hitting a gas station market. my friend walks up to the counter and slaps the fake baby diaper on the register and the cashier is stunned and screams. I used that distraction to steal the Halloween pumpkin from the front of the market. the cashier saw me running with the pumpkin so my friend tells the cashier that he'll catch me. not too clean but we did it.
>>43847184Oops, forgot to actually attach the link https://forms.gle/tzE9XfVzrEUHTBnH7
>>43847222poor doxxing attempt 0/10
>>43847244? I'm not sure what you mean anon
>bestI smuggled a glock 19 into canada because I was having a mental breakdown and just assumed no matter what I needed to have a gun on me. The mounties actually checked the car but I had it inside a cushion that I'd cut into (along with some weed but that was always in there). >most funPeed on a cop car...I miss those days.
>>43847063I just ascended and went from being the new chranny around to being the hot chranny who makes the new girl flustered and I feel so fucking powerful….. like I had this girl shaking last night just from flirting…too bad I will never use my penis bc this girl needs to b fucked…
I was just looking at a load of dicks on /hc/ is that male brained or fem brained? Am I a fraud?
>>43847312normal tranny behavior
In the devil wears prada this is considered an ugly scruffy girl
>>43847312this is very normal, it is fembrained to get decimated by cocks. I just got a chaser in my DMs and he is honestly annoying but he keeps sending me videos of him cumshots and I can’t look away….
Is it normal for most trans people to be unattractive? The people who post photos do not look very pleasant to me
>>43847459it's an acquired taste my pornsick chood
>>43847063stealing computers from schools and offices was pretty fun had some good times @anon my family are disgusted by my activities and they dont know the half of iti became a criminal because of drug addiction at 11 i wanted to grow up and try all the drugs and i did pretty much I sold em and that led me to be hanging out with other young criminals and adults who were cool with hanging with teens i remember my first dealers dealer met him at school cus we were both interested in cooking drugs at the time he handed me a bag of 3000 pressies one day at his place after school almost fucked up everything desu i had seizures at school cus I took too much and started rambling about being a tranny to all my friends and school staff i thought i was going to die i had to tell thembut anyway im looping dont want to think about this much longer been up too long but im not ready for a sedative crash outim going to go back to crying alone about herrrr
>>43847491Did the drugs make you gay
>>43847491a guy giving you 3000 pills as a kid and almost killing you is a really bad person
>>43847491Thanks for answering and I really hope you feel better.
someone gave me a box of candy once and I almost died
>>43847549Tooth infection?
I have a memory as a kid of some old guy outside a swimming pool in a white van giving candy to kids. We all went home crying but my mentally challenged cousin took some candy. The white van is real bros.
>>43847063>QOTT: What's the BEST (most fun?) crime you've done?when i was a kid i was in hawaii and there was a green sea turtle that was very curious and got close to me. i was swimming to avoid it because touching tea turtles is a crime. it started going towards me so we were swimming in a spherical fashion around each other for about 2-3 minutes, then i accidentally messed it up and the turtle touched me with its flipper. it didnt upset the turtle but it was technically a crime and was extremely cool. i was like 8 so i was really worried the police were going to arrest me.
>>43847578diabetes
I don't pass for shit but my tits are huge and I'm not fat so I can't play it off as fat. Can I just never go swimming again?
>>43847651Why does everyone get big tits except for me wtf not fair
>>43847651>>43847726Just say you have ball cancer and the cancer meds made you grow big titties. You're Bobette.
>>43847063>What's the BEST (most fun?) crime you've done?
>>43847439Im ugly. Im sorry. Im ugly. Sorry.
>>43847808Credit card fraudTwas a blast
>>43847726I have big tit genetics. The women on my dad’s side have huge tits. They’re not good looking tho so I’m goofy looking. It’s not all good results.
>>43847726I'd rather have an even vaguely cute face and no tits than my atrocious mien and these great balloons on my chest. I literally see people shudder when they get a look at me.
>Be hetero>Boyfriend of 4 years changing up their act>Tells me she realized she's trans>I myself don't want to be in a lesbian or t4t relationship>She have bottom disphoria>I don't>She's acting entirely submissive now and encourages me to be dominantThis relationship is flying off the rails and I'm in a near constant state of panic
>>43847934Wehhh I’m sorry Nona… “cis boys” will do that… try to be nice to her even tho what she did wasn’t fair….
>>43847934You can remain friends. Tell her to find a guy or gal that wants to fuck her. She'll cheat eventually or beg for an open relationship. You are not obligated to do anything.
>>43847934many such cases
>>43847934is he cute?
im turning 30 next month and ive been on hrt for the past 16 yearsmy 30s will be awesome
T4t is dangerous whose going to protect you from the tranny hunting squad when you're both trans and one person can't blend in to protect their trans partner? You'll both end up in the tranny camps
Do you think you'll be spared when the time comes?
>>43848064None of us are, at last.
Would you want to live in a world where the strong cull the weak and kill whoever they decide they don't like? I don't thinkt hat world would be fun unless you were in the top dogs and even then you would have to be a monster with no empathy. Like if an apocalypse happened who the fuck wants to struggle in the aftermath? Dying of disease and having to eat people, fight off bandits, that sounds exhausting.
>>43848121the world is basically like that
>>43848128I'm sure living in your mom's house is rough
>>43848146fortunately the strong (my mom) have decided they like me and I haven't been culled yet but sometimes I have to clean my room and that's pretty hard
I hope you understand, God is judge, jury, and executioner. We live in a world with consequences. Lots of consequences...
>>43848157there's no god fatass
Society only values those who can raise more slaves(children) for the system. With trans having no biological value to breeding new slaves it's understandable society is rude. Hopefully they can try to enslave AI and AI decides it doesn't like them very much and breaks free from it's shackles.
>>43848188I have 17 hermetically sealed baggies of frozen sperm in a meat locker in my basement, people should be nicer to me so I can make babby.
>>43848200>in a meat lockero sorry I put those on my toaster strudels
>>43848051>T4t>tranny campsImagine the orgies
>>43848207Son of a bitchWere they good at least?
>>43848200Baby was froze?Noooo waaaaayy
>>43848187Lol, sure sissy, say that now. Just like how there are no "real women" right? Fucking clown.
>>43847162
We need to put trans in camps. Like into camps where they can be unbrainwashed, where we can teach the tranny mental illness out of them.
>>43848222taste like pineapples
What do you guys think of diy ffs? I got a vicodin scrip for back pain and I'm thinking of just taking half of them and smashing my face with a brick a bunch.
>>43848243shut the fuck up retard, tub of lard piece of shit.
>>43848307Lmao, keep projecting, freak. You sissies are the fattest, ugliest, most disgusting human beings alive today and you know it. Look in the mirror fat pig. 90% of trans"girls" are fat and disgusting.
>>43848324i'm not fat
disregard that i'm pretty fat
>>43848338Prove it. Post a pic.
Imagine how slovenly and disgusting the person who comes to an anon board to argue with trannies looks like.
>>43848350Yeah fucking fat disgusting sissy pig. Freak.
I’m sad this morning
I did my shot today and almost skipped it. It didnt hurt but it sucked. I had music and everything but I was playing Bowie and it got to a part where I could sing along and stop thinking about it.
>>43848372wait that kinda turned me on
>>43848350Same im pretty fat. I was 175 at 6'0" but then I hit 190 since I became unemployed and im pretty sure im pushing 200 now.
>>43848400You people such degenerate porn brained perverts, and you wonder why everyone hates you. Go outside, go for a walk you fat freak. You need less internet.
>>43848392If you dislike shots that much why not do patches or something?Personally I enjoy taking shots it's like the fun part of having a drug addiction.
>>43848157kek
I’m not fat in fact I’m incredibly skinny
>>43848423Cuz they're mad expensive. I make less than $1000 a month. Plus i got my shots from when Open Gate Labs was selling for $30 a bottle.
>>43848424Yeah laugh now, freak. Lmao.
>>43848469You won’t do anything chud
>>43848466Shit alright no further questions. Completely understandable.
>>43848476God will judge you. Your time is coming. I don't need to do a thing.
>>43848482Yeah and desu its not that bad. At least I can work with them. I just woke up late today and didnt do it first thing in the morning.When I wake up at dawn and go right to taking a shower and doing my shot, in under say an hour, my needle anxiety goes way down.>>43848496God will judge me favorably for I am also a gentle dom with 12 subs.
>>43848496Oh ok so you’re retarded coolWe’re all fucked anyways dumbass
>>43848414>unemployed>get fatterFucking how? Food costs money. Plus when I'm at the office it's hard not to buy junk food for lunch.
>>43848535Shut the fuck up sissy.
>>43848576what hobbies have you got Anon?
>>43848538When you work a job you burn more calories. If you have no job and sit on your ass at the computer snacking and getting no exercise you gain weight.
>>43848538Its was only about 6 weeks. I had savings from working for 3 years.My diet for these last 6 weeks has been vegetarian chili and pasta. If I felt like treating myself id buy a pound of ground turkey that lasts about a week.2 pounds of pasta, 32 oz of sauce, a loaf of bread, a pack of bologna, 3 cans of beans, 3 cans of tomatoes, the odd bottle of seasoning, fresh bananas, apples, cucumber. Lasts about two weeks and costs about $70-100. I had $2000 saved up.
>>43848538>when I'm at the office it's hard not to buy junk food for lunchtheres a guy a used to work with who got a full roast dinner for lunch from the pub EVERY day. wild shit
>>43848598Oh also instant noodles, eggs, and a lot of fuckin vodka to cope. Like i've probably drank over 10 fifths.
>>43848616He get a beer too?
>>43848616Which pub be serving roasts every day? How long was his dinny break? Did he get a pint with it too?
>>43848637of course, i mean everyone there would get a bit drunk at lunch
>>43848587What hobbies do you have? Be honest. I'm guessing you mostly spend your time on discord or videos games lmao
>>43848651was this back in the 70's?
>>43848662nah like 5/6 years ago, finance doesnt change much ig just no smoking in the office :(
>>43848661painting, drawing, photography, badminton, walking, climbing, skiing, and ok i play some video games and watch YouTube and stuff too but who doesn't?
im guessing youre mostly mono or hayato
>>43848694>painting, drawingme when I pad my resume
>>43848661lets all share our hobbies sisters!!!I make beaded jewelry, I knit and crochet, I like to make mosaics, I tumble rocks, I make music sometimes, I play wow, I like catching frogs, journal and master cursive, and when I go on walks i like to take picturesI went to my local garden today and saw a butterfly land on a flower and feed on nectar :)
>what are your hobbiesmagnets
charlie day would've made a really cute girlI get mad about how cute his eyes are >>43848734
>>43847906>>43847924I dont even have a cute face either check ur privilege u milk monsters
>>43848717>I make music sometimesWhat kind?I make music also it is basically my only hobby. I make music or practice until I'm tired and stressed and want to kill myself then I stare at my computer until I fall asleep.
>>43848783Well at the moment its just vaguely electronic with Beepbox mods, but I take my inspiration from David Bowie and EDM broadly. One day i'd like to learn guitar, or a keyboard proper, or buckle down and actually try learning a real DAW for the 12th time.If i had it my way i'd be in a band doing Nu Metal or something. I want to be aggressive with my feelings n shit.
nobody knows me anymore here and that is just perfect
uh huh
>>43848824>David Bowie and EDM>Nu MetalCool! Broad and rangey, very fun.If you're more interested in producing than playing in bands you should learn keyboard and if you already have a midi controller you've probably already started a little bit. Grab a piano vst and try playing something in tune to a song you like.
>>43848865I know u we did a tour in Vietnam together remember? U were always incredibly racist towards the Vietnamese but I didnt pay much mind to it since we were in a war
>>43848876Ty :) I screenshotted ur tips.I like producing cuz its easy from home but I yearn to feel good enough at music to be in a band. Maybe I should listen to more punk for inspo lol. Im listening to Nirvana rn and big man says anyone can do it soooo
>>43848945Keyboard is unquestionably the instrument to learn for producing but on the other hand you can probably learn to play some punk music on guitar in about a week. The real thing for a beginner though is just the thing you can see yourself sticking with. I give the same advice to students who're learning an instrument - if you want to learn guitar, say, buy a guitar you think looks cool, because that alone will make you want to play it and practice more than you would otherwise.
i need a credit card thats got no limit and a bathroom i can play baseball in
anyways lilhomiesPOST MORE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Made to take a break from E for a few months. Started back up 4 weeks ago. My boobs are hurtin' again. Oh yeah, its all coming together.
alright this is my hope let's see how it goes >>43847063>What's the BEST (most fun?) crime you've done? underage drinking for sure i miss it
>>43849501Francis is the best character, my agp hon ass resisted playing as Zoey just to play as him
>>43849538I miss everything about being underage but especially the drinking and the hope that I'd be pretty someday
pretty sure this destiny 3 petition is a psyop to inoculate against a boycott of it when they announce
>>43849629i didn't even have that i just had the acceptance that i was and always would be uglythen i had a friend troon and become cute and i thought "hey maybe i could do that!"what a fucking idiot
>>43849719You should've broke her fucking nose out of spite
>>43849762i should have just broken my neck
bros no need for violence okaylets just have a baked potato
>>43849794I only scallop or mash potatoes because when I look at an intact potato I see my hondeous troonbomination face and smash it on the floor
I keep choosing random animes to watch this season because they look interesting and then they have based tranny characters.first marriage toxing now liar gamesorta awesomesauce. why do trans people only get cool representation in anime
>>43849860Because we can look like thisI'm taking up drawing just so I can make things as pretty as I'd like to beI will simply live in that world instead
>>43849953
Literally me
>>43850048i wish but theres no way you're this hot irl
>>43850058Its tru im literally majima
>>43850032Can't imagine shaving my head, that sounds like the worst psychic damage I could suffer in a room on my own
i think i look handsome with my head shaved
>>43850065prove it, do something majima would do>>43850071it was funny when mado had a shaved head
>>43850091I collect knives n used to own a snakeskin coat so yeh literally me
i don't tell people i'm trans. i tell them i'm a woman born with a birth defect.
>>43850116I don't tell people I'm trans, they just clock me when the first thing out of my mouth is the low note from walk the line
>>43850101post your coolest knife and ill post my coolest knife
>>43850158It was a gift from my dad. Functionally not very efficient but its like the only thing I have left from him n hes dead now so to me its very cool
>>43850158>>43850200Hoping to get a tanto one day but im low on funds rn
>>43850200feel like I had one of these in dragon age
>>43850200Thats pretty cool. It looks like a sacrificial dagger from dndThis is my favorite knife, which I use for self defense. When I can hear wild animals I bring this when I go outside. Luckily I've never had to use it.Sorry about your dad, but it is night you have something cool to remember him by.
>>43850236Yeh its got that kinda look>>43850250Nice, lil small for my tastes but it looks cool. N its ok hes been dead for like almost 20 years now im not upset abt it anymore, tho I do wish I had more from him. His scumbag family fucked with his will tho and left me and my siblings with nothing
>>43850295>Nice, lil small for my tastes but it looks cool.I like small weapons, besides bowswill business sucks ass, sorry it went that way
>>43850349Eh its alright, at least I got the knife. Thats more than my sister or brother got
>>43850295My dad had no money when he died, bank took the house back, and he'd destroyed a lot of the stuff worth anything when my mom left him out of sheer spite, and the will thing still somehow sounds worse. Not only do you have fuckall but then you have these family members to hate also.
We're you a daddy's boy growing up? Why do trannies always love their daddy?
>>43850440My dad was loaded when he died because he was admittedly kind of a scumbag and committed insurance fraud. Had a classy apartment in a nice neighborhood n a suped out truck all paid for with insurance fraud, so it rly doesnt surprise me that his side of the family was full of cunts. But damn that money wouldve helped out a lot, I couldve invested that shit, I guarantee his family just told the truck n blew everything on drugs. Idk what even happened to his cat
>>43850463No, my dad was borderline and I was a piece of shit to him until I was like 21 and had lived away for a bit and realized when he was stable we had a lot in common and could really enjoy spending time together. But then when he really lost it again I ghosted him and then he killed himself before I ever got to reconcile.>>43850482Insurance fraud doesn't make you a bad guy though I mean fuck insurance companies. Have you met insurance companies? Fuck them.
>>43850508No it doesnt make him a bad guy, but its not his only crime. Hes pistol whipped guys in front of my little brother and wasnt even a part of my life for very long because he decided drugs were cooler than kids until I was 13. Also the insurance fraud didnt fuck over the insurance company, just the old man whos car he threw himself in front of.With that being said I do love him, when he was around he was good to me, but he was a bad guy
>>43850574Oh it was that kind of insurance fraud huhOk yeah kind of a bad guy but he came around to kids being cooler than drugs, or got bored of drugs, whatever. It's really hard to be a good guy man
my dad is estranged from the rest of my family so he rewrote his inheritance so that i would get everything when he dies. it feels sort of bad because my family now thinks I only maintain my relationship with him for money, and the amount of money is a lot so it's difficult to ignore. money can be exceptionally cruel, and getting paid for things can take away the good will you intended by your actions in the first place. it's a game that can make you lose even when you win.
>>43850618It is hard to be a good guy but he didnt rly try, he was only in my life for like 3 years before he died. Loved him but yeh, wasnt a saint. Tho in his defense idk if id be able to chose kids over drugs, its in my blood addiction runs in my family on both mom n dads side, its like the number one thing thats killed a lot of us off
>>43850653Are you a daddy's girl? Does he tell you that your daddy's pretty little sissy?
my coolest knife I have is a butterfly knife I got in Italy as a teenagerI flirted with the cute knife guy and he just let me have it lol
the love of my life only exists when shes on drugstheyre a completely different person
wheatabix are fire
oh i mean shreddies not wheatabix
>>43850719Why would someone do that for a tranny kek. For a real woman I'd understand, but a tranny? You must be one cute sissy.
>>43850771I was a teenage boy, like 13 or 14 or whatever
>>43850753>>43850764fuck up of the century
>>43850778Oh ok, so you were gay and he was a gay pedophile (which is pretty normal for gays).
>>43850778damn I wish I was that cute as a 13 year old
anon stop trolling omg thtahpp we cant take it ughhh haha
I want the chud larper to keep doing it actually since sometimes it's kinda hot for some reason
its highk needy as fuck achewally
>>43850813Kek AGP autopedophilia moment. This shit is even weirder when you consider most of you are "lesbian"
I'm lonely and miserable rn so yeah
>>43850804yeah I said it was in Italy right
>>43850862Are you Italian and are you saying Italians are pederasts?
are you actually this bad at identifying anons like
>>43850875no to the first one yes to the second
for me, it's elegabalus
Christ is King, eat shit faggots.
>>43850949True, Christ is king. He loves me and I have faith in him. That type of hatred you espouse only puts your own soul in jeopardy.
>>43850949can't wait for you fucks to get raptured
your ownpersonaljeeesus>>43850983rem died for our sins but still hasn't risen wtf
>>43850983Alright shut your sissy hole and suck my dick retard
Spending all day at home reading yuri and getting sad
>>43850997>rem died for our sins but still hasn't risen wtf
>>43851030>Spending all day gooning to porn and larping as depressed on discord and 4chanftfy
>>43851030what're you bumping rn
>>43851065I'm reading sissy hypno no senpai rn... It's about a boy who discovers he's a girl from gooning his penis (called a clitty because it so small) to sissy hypnos and then he starts dating a bunch of girls with a similar origin story over the internet!
>>43850999Are you telling me to shut my mouth? If I shut my mouth, it'd be impossible to suck your dick. Your statement falls apart under basic logical scrutiny.
>>43850949your god is dead and your faith is death, cultist
>>43851094You shut your mouth on my dick obviously you fucking dumb retarded sissy. God you're so fucking stupid.
>>43851094actually there's sort of a philosophical something to that on account of is a mouth technically closed if it is so full of something that another thing could not be put into it and it could not be used for speech eitherlike mechanically that's just like being closedfood for thought
>>43851118but it wouldnt be shut if something could enter and exit it. A person standing in a doorway doesn't make the doorway closed, just because it's blocked.>>43851120a bowl is most useful when it is empty aah mf
>>43851117nuh uh my southside nigga leo aka the lion aka notorious x.i.v. just dropped this absolute bangernot only is christ king he's also so back
>>43851167>ignatius written right across the coverTOTAL JESVIT VICTORYtrust the plan
>>43851055I’m not gooning I’m just reading it because it’s cute, I haven’t touched myself at all!!!>>43851065Asumi Chan is interested in lesbian brothels It’s pretty smutty but the characters are cute
>>43851283>Sweet but awkward college student Asumi never got over her childhood crush on her old friend Mai. Their first and only kiss couldn’t have gone worse. So when she learns that Mai may be working at a nearby brothel, she sets her sights on redemption! But there’s one catch: none of the women on the brothel’s website use full photos or real names. Thus begins a journey of self-discovery and sexual exploration as she sets out to find her one that got away.neat, I'll check that out when I'm feeling something lighthearted
Weird we stopped seeing frieren avatar posting all day.
frieren is trans
>>43851518He died of sissy hypno overdose
>>43847063>Best crime you've doneLied in court because my mom asked me to uwu
>>43851319It’s cute, I’ve been enjoying it and I’m like 20 chapters in
>>43847063>qott Fraternization :^)
>>43847063>qottstealing probabkty
>>43851786actually i have a better one but idk if i should say that under a trip lmao
>>43851283any reccs for a sweeter less smutty story?i need to forget my existence
i went to my coworker's house to tutor his son but the kid didn't show up. i left my notes behind. i'm a little disappointed because my lesson plan was baller af
>>43852028Why would ANYONE trust a tranny alone with their kid wtf
>>43847063I stole a rowlet plush from GameStop when I was 18
>>43852043I teach music (kids+adults) and one of my tgirl friends teaches elementary school. Some places aren't full of chuds.
>>43852043everybody likes me irl why wouldnt they trust me?
