I don't have a wife or gf, but I wish to be one.

>>44176553
>QOTT
first a night on the town, then each other >:)

i am an androphile

that’s awesome!

i am a wasian dog girl does any one want a vocaroo of me barking or maybe a pictureof my ass? :33

andy here
i will never have a wife or be anyone's wife

motherFUCKING faggot stop pretending to be me
smoked 3 blunts today
feeling lazy need relief
anyone want to be the hilt (mouth) to my sword (penis)

>>44177055
i wish youd want to be my friend instead of my troll
why do you persist?

if i left forever then you wouldnt have me to interact with

>>44177086
i appreciate you

whatever
going tu hurt myself
bye asshole troll
andy out

imagining two separate andy impersonators accusing the other of being the impersonator

i am the real andy and can prove it
im on the cord, other moders can vouch
but whatever
i dont want shit from any of you

whatever
im leaving
i dont need any fucking friends
fuck you all
peep the news

i am the real andy
penis penis vagina
ass

all me btw

>>44177055
>>44177100
>>44177113
>>44177132
>>44177136
fuck you i hate you

hey, calm down

i can't be bothered to hate tonight i'm literally passing away

>>44177153
good fuck you

>>44177157
laugh at my fuckin death will you

>>44177165
yes
what are you dying from?

>>44177170
at least 10 things

>>44177176
care to share with the rest of the class?
lucky, i wish i was dying

hi ladies, i am normally in mtfg but i wanted to stop by bc its a little dead!
i love all of the jokes you do with each other, it makes me wish we had some of those lol
>>44176553
QOTT: my wife and i aren't currently in the same country :( but we're probably guna watch movie and get drunk on call this weekend!!

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sup fello blacks

andy was amistake

>>44177180
high blood pressure is probably what's gonna do me but esophageal varieces is a solid runner up
complications of diabetes
if i manage to stick it out for 3 more days i guess i'll just starve or die of thirst

i'm about to do something crazy

>>44177192
that's racis

>>44177203
what is it andy?

schizophrenia is a terrible disease

andy..

>>44177259
4am ice coffee and my name's not andy

i am andy however

john wayne stacy

i xshould askmy dad if he's gay

ask me if i'm gay

dad are you fucking gay? not that i'd lose any respect for you.

i wish my father would die

https://voca.ro/172jBfQGVtT8

>>44177478
hang on what do you look like

>>44177489
nah, i'm not telling u

>>44177498
show dont tell

>>44177499
why do you want to know who I am / what I look like? Do you recognize my voice?

>>44177512
hurry

>>44177517
no

>>44177517
did u cum?

>>44177536
i never unzipped, coward

>>44177543
i'll show u my tits

i don't care what you do

>>44177555
https://files.catbox.moe/eivcj7.jpg

andy is that you

who is andy

why did you want my pics anyway?

post your face and i'll tell you

>>44177618
hell nah

coward

I know u euro moders keep track of everyone here

my tits I just posted have moles in a distinct pattern that should let you know who I am based on previous photos.

>moles in a distinct pattern
do i look sherlok holmes to you

my wife caught me looking at boobs on twitter earlier, we are going to have a conversation about it in the morning

https://litter.catbox.moe/ceq8tvuyudaiu7ba.jpg
I'm not gonna make it am I

well you're a man so

but does my face get clocked as a tranny

my wife is fucking pissed she didnt even talk to me while we were brushing our teeth together fuck

>>44177691
nyoooo
T^T....
wife-sama..

>>44177478
did u at least listen to the whole thing, I think it's pretty hot especially when I cum...

best thing i got going for me is i still have my teeth

>>44177036
yuh>>44176562

make sure to use them when giving head

>>44177725
yeah, post both, I posted audio of me cumming for u all.

>>44177707
Julia is that you

who is julia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ZLe5rxHDs

tar is my cologne

deliberately acquiring a normie cishet wife while being a dl crossie

mm4mm

I have never cross dressed

>>44177777
I’m sorry for wasted use

>>44177777
checked today is the day crossie put the skirt on

i used to cross dress

>>44177777
if u consider urself a genderless isolated freak then no clothing is crossdressing and its all good :)

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>>44177770

>>44177800
Here’s what I sound like btw:
https://voca.ro/10224IsjNCoi

https://voca.ro/1hAwrmnmmmuQ

i was going to say something nice but then you posted that second audio

>>44177192
transbians find this thing attractive

>>44177941
https://voca.ro/17ndStIqYR0I

>>44177964
you're right i do

stop masturbating at me through vocaroos without warning is2g not even public transit is this bad

>>44177979
https://voca.ro/180uCvnidlg1

i don't have a moral objection to that i just cant get an erection

https://voca.ro/195X6aSyEAoF

>>44177971
which part you find the most attractive? the long horse face, dead eyes or the nazi uniform

>>44178010
yeah

yesterday I saw an cis indian guy who mogs 99% of the bitches on passgen, p sure he was just a fag too

many such cases

andy is dead guys

sayonara

let's celebrate andys death

only now im realizing this isn't mtfg but lol you guys are equally boring so im staying here

this is mtfg

i'm the hardest toughest moder but i was lowkey molested

i'm a weak coward moder but i was only e-molested

I’ve been gooning all night now it is morning, I am covered in HRT cum and sweat

im the only moder here who masturbates virtuously (bara furry art, half-limp, doesn't cum, loses interest a few minutes in and doesn't try again for a few weeks)

Is a manmoder gf possible for me to get

i am an adult virgin who will never ever ever never have sex

>>44178398
it definitely is. are you in the market?

>>44178008
You have a faggy voice

>>44178407
what's your goal posting this

>>44178482
Thanks, think people can tell I’m a fag?

>>44178486
i have a humiliation fetish and i want someone to laugh at me so i'll cum :)

>>44178514
yaaas sissy goon your clitty

>>44178008
god why does her voice turn me on so much?

>>44178479
I would say so yeah

unraveling

>>44178523
ty! time to kms

>>44178529
because you're a desperate troonbian (gay male) with zero standards

>>44178570
oh, it makes sense
i closed my eyes and tried to imagine what it would be like to have a fag gf, nice

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>>44178577
>the fag you were hearing

>>44178585
what, really?
she should work in a gay sex hotline

>>44178585
gamer phenotype

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>>44178585

almost puked on my phone wow

>>44178601
It’s like radio reporters, you go online and look at their faces and they ain’t the prettiest lmao

>>44178495
Only other faggy people like me

>>44178606
Do I look like a fag?

>>44178407
Two negatives makes a positive, so u are gonna have sex. Congrats

>>44178585
still not uglier than chudette

>>44178611
I think that's obvious

Can someone draw a chud face of me

>>44178585
you look like a transbian

>>44178650
brvtal

>>44178650
Well I only like men

>>44178660
so do transbians

i could never find a girl to go steady with so i don't consider myself a transbian

dust off those old bones grandma you can still find someone to go steady with

>>44178743
not a chance

I updated my Grindr profile pic to be the above chud photos, I wonder if chasers can still tell I’m on HRT

gross

yeah fucking grindr moids is nasty

being gay is nasty desu

Well I look like a moid so what am I supposed to do

My bf loves me even though I’m a man on hrt :3
He even wants to destroy my penis and fuck my new shins if/when I get one!

>>44178839
fucking moids
>ew no
fucking moids on estrogen
>yass hecking lesbianism

Blanchard's xitter is a gold mine
https://x.com/BlanchardPhD/status/1487141587159236612

estrogenised moid yaoi is the meta right now

only if you're white

damn dude i just found out david hayter isn't actually hot

he looked ok when he was younger

high as fuck finna have breakfast at the cracker barrel

im the cracker in the barrel btw

killing my fuckingh self after show 2nite
https://files.catbox.moe/gyel2e.jpg

>>44179639
do it on stream

>>44179639
damn where can a moder get a gf like that?

>>44179645
sorry I only date indian chads

kicked out of the homeless shelter for being a tranny again award

andy, pls come back :c

>>44179671
how are you homeless, presenting as a man, able to afford estrogen while homeless, etc?
if you present as a man just do like odd jobs like the mexicans do

>>44179762
you're genuinely subhuman

>>44179762
>odd jobs like the mexicans do
crazy ahh string of words

i'm alive on account of bad luck

>>44179784
i just asked a question, chill
what's so crazy about it? is it a lie?

i just remembered i have rice so unfortunately i might live

>>44179822
I went to get food, got kicked out because that place is run by evangelicals
now get a rope and hang yourself

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i wish i passed or had hips or smaller shoulders of something idk. i look pretty bad

i have taught my ass to swallow farts like people can swallow vomit do

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I'm a 30 year old trans woman with self harm scars on my arms and thighs

i let it all out brother

midshit no malefails manmoder

>>44179861
why would they kick you out if you look and dress like a man?

estrogenized af nonmalefale reporting for duty o7

do you think the strange green organism living in my sink likes me?

you're talking about me, and yeah, i do >.<

I need to kill myself

>>44180153
same

>>44180165
height!

>>44177143
hey what’d i do? i just had a funny thought :(

>>44179966
meeeee!!!

cried over a nintendogs comic award

I need a gf so bad

andy yall
got me a burger with cheese on it
good af cheered me up rq
anyone face need andy dicksneeze on it?

go vegan

ate too much yesterday, time for a one meal day to make up for it

sucking on an ice lolly erotically but it's an irregular tetrahedron instead of a tube so it just looks dumb

>>44180828
what fucking popsicle is triangular pyramid shaped

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>>44180847
shitty britbong ones

>>44180863
that looks fucking nasty

>>44180863
these lowk slap

>>44180891
the strawberry ones do, the other flavours are ehhhhh

the scoobydoo pushpops were actual gas

ts tuff

there are gay men who get more pussy than me

but they have to fuck trans men to do it so who's the real winner

>>44180712
me

>>44181358
>thinking gay men dont love pussy

>>44180863
loved these

crazy how you're suppose to believe that men are people

>>44180712
you are the reason im leaving
i hope you are happy

andy nooo

i will accept apologies by dm only

andy don't go

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how hard is it to acquire a tank of pure helium these days

p easy

>>44182000
balloon time it is

turn the cowbots back on bro

im so hungry

did anyone else see tyler robinson's ex gf manmode in the courtroom

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>>44183269
this is a tranny

dude just doesn't have fashion sense

>literally bullied into detransitioning
>normies still want her head

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>>44183302

(((hasan)))

not to self diagnose but i think i have like, 20 illnesses

a skateboard would fix me

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Being socially retarded fucking sucks as a manmoder

I want to be held also I'm really hungry

need me a bitch and a soda
xoxo andy

>>44183313
i look like that

>>44183559
fuck you
you don't know what i need

https://vocaroo.com/1b0jrzCgx1wI

>>44183736
what is this

>>44183736
what did she mean by this?

this lazer better make my hair stop growing or i'm gonna turn pvp on

LOL sick gamer reference chica. i love when girls play video games (and not the cute ones like dewy's adventure). you got an xbox live gamer tag? see you on the battlefield!

>xbox gamer tag
i have a slave name. i will break free

>>44183990
this is how the huzz talks to me

>>44184001
whats ur deadname

michael

mines preston

walking to a place of business while high is lowkey goated

>>44184007
why do you wanna know

already had the conversation without you loser

why does that keep happening to me

gotta be quicker to reply

im always here.

i walk incorrectly

post gait

post a cups and gock

ever play qwop?

annnnddd the other tranny in the dnd group canceled for the 5th week in a row~
ig ill spend time with mmg 2nite

spend it with the modercord instead

shit had me giggling has any one heard a giggle?

im always giggling

>>44184291
that too

>>44184291
i was band on sight they don't take too kindly since i loved to mistreat moders for a long time now

>>44184287
kick him out if he's not showing up

playing dnd in 2026

>>44184315
aww dont him her, even though shes a flaky shred

>>44184306
why would you mistreat us?

>>44184329
only deeply troubled n evil people play it

wait, its gets better, its a rework of the dnd 5E system to make it a Revolutionary war RPG ^_^

>>44184332
i'll him her. i'll him you. i'll him anyone, i'll him myself, don't fuck with me (him)

found some weird shit on my dick award

>>44184335
i like leading people on

giga normie tier ttrpg

oh lucky i like being led on

play something with rape like kult

what should i grab for dinner

sweet tea(diet) and cigret

chinese

sink water and gas station weed

and gay perhaps

bye then

ive decided to get chinese i dont do cigrets unless someone wants to teach me at the park

yo yo
its ur bitch andy
back like a yoyo
be so fr
bout to boof some prog get a sammie smoke a lil
i forgive you, have a good night mmg

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let's play the game where you're forced to kill everyone on your squad

nicotine very bad if we're being genuine about things

i used to do that on call of duty 4 hardcore search and destroy

>>44184420
that's just not true

that's cool how do we play

squad up!

i got so much love for my squad

i am a stupid cuck

>>44184425
it's actually pretty simple but needs to be on vc

oh im never ever gonna play it then but have fun with that

drinking today

wanan come over for some chinese

is the chinese vegan

i’ll have chinese for dinner and eat it too

umm theres eggs in it but you can pick around them or i can just order you some edamame or something

i don’mt mind eggs

fucking transbians

gay guy award

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>>44184439
ussy never THAT good

genuinely kill all men

infeasible. instead, algorithmically promote gender war slop and financially incentivize male abortions to reduce male births and then let the problem solve itself

i like moders because they’re men

female reproductive organs are internal because women are complete whole humans with potential and capability. male reproductive organs are external because the male has all extraneous capability removed instead having a sexual weapon slapped on almost as an afterthought to make males as dangerous and single-purpose as possible

>>44184742
The balls are external for spermogenesis retard. Dick is external cause it needs to penetrate pussy, duh.

>>44184757
there are higher-order reasons than mere logistics for everything

myth busted

I need to bust your nut

you made me really uncomfortable posting that

drank so much beer it still had the head on it when i shit

>>44184404
i’m glad you took my suggestion

>>44184883
Good, I am thirsty for cock

cracking open a cold one haha

did everyone have a fun day with their wives? did u kiss

who wants to see a picture

sure

no dont show them >_<

i like you

i kiss my wife every day anon. i love her dearly.

>>44185070
no i had a boring day alone

i edged for five hours

>go hiking alone
>some guy there asks me if I'm not scared of being there by myself
what do men aim to achieve by asking me this really. not the first time this happened either

the see you as a woman and think about you getting raped

>>44185300
mogs me

one time i went on a hike with my friends and i knocked over a couple rock piles because they’re bad for the wildlife or whatever. some old guy got really mad at me

a stranger put his hands on me

i fucking hate men

>>44185520
it’s because i recognized you as a fellow manmoder

>>44185586
why did you say what you said

i was bored

i am a dog

i love chat pile

I have doglike features
see for yourself

dubs and i post the next early
with love, andy

did andy kill thred
andy sorry
andy love you
andy fuck u?

leave andy alone wtf

i am andy you POS, fuck you
i AM her

no, i’m andicus

mid fat white women

Ugh my dad and brother are coming to my apartment for the first time after I started HRT, is my bedroom smell going to out myself?

IM AN UGLY FUCKING HON THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH SO MANY BEAUTIFUF TTANSGENDER WOMEN AND IM A HON THAT PRESENTS MALEEEEE

>>44186732
Yes

>>44186744
youre supposed to tell me im beautoful and my ribcage isnt thag big and my hips arent thag small and that i can still find transgender love that isnt also ugly and sort of disgusting

>>44186746
Welcome to being a man moder, ur stuck here forever bro

it’s so unfortunate that i most trans people pass fine and im one of the few who look awful PLUS also that i feel genuinely less comfortable around other ttannies than cissoids