>>44187075
sharkie of course

>>44187075
I sleep with my wife and 4 plush animals

I have like 40 seal plushies in my room. have been collecting them since I was like 2, but my bed isn't big enough for all of them to fit. so I can only have a few in my bed at once

i have a bull dog and also a dragon from the movie

i sleep with nothing to hold. alone. on a queen sized bed with one pillow and one grey quilt

>>44187103
Why dont you have plushies? Are you Hitler?

>>44187109
would it please you that my only pieces of furniture are a pull up bar and a dinky stool/table with the price tag only partially removed

the spartan

>>44187134
you look like the cute autistic foids that are the only people in the world consistently nice to me

you look like the type of super spergtastic fat loser i used to bully in high school

>>44187142
Probably true

>>44187140
what is going on in your life that the agender flag guy qualifies as a "cute foid"?

>>44187146
fat women with mustaches are the only safe people in the whole wide world

does anyone know any good night core songs

>>44187139
are you wearing that ironically or

>>44187155
Unironically, why? I wear this to work.

>>44187153
generation why - conan gray

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>>44187153
Nakurwiam węgorza Nightcore

>>44187155
>>44187156
No response? What’s bad about the outfit?

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>it will pass

YEAH BUT NOT UR BODY NIGGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :(

i think if my body was thrown into a vat of acid I might have a chance at passing

>>44187183
You will pass better than me.

my body will pass away

I will get laser hair removal once I reach the 1 year mark, by then I should know if I have to perma man mode or if I can actually ever pass.

Hey man, man moding is great if ur gay cause you still look better to guys vs if you never took HRT

LIES

GAY MEN DO NOT WANT ME!! DO NOT!!!!!

i feel much better. there is nothing greater than mogging in the morning

Well ur not mogging me unless u post ur photos

please dont talk to me, its rape

i always wanted to be a wizard

Alright, I’m not taking HRT to transition. I’m taking HRT to become better looking, but I still identify as a man.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I REMEMBERED I WASTED MY WHOLE YOUTH

Covid destroyed my teenage years lmao

i was never a teenager i was born 30 years old

28 and still not passing still no surgeries still a neet award. tears in the pancake batter award. coffee tastes burnt and awful award. fml

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im so gay

if i was tall i would have hit the gym become republican and started dating a twinkhon instead of all this

Well I’m short, only 5’5

pissed my life away for nothing award

>>44187486
>>44187403
>>44187401
You’re here for 45 (wait let fix that) - 50 - more years likely ;)

>>44187153
>good night core songs
no such thing

>>44187502
50 more years of crying in my warm bed :,). ts is so comfy /b/ros icl

>>44187542
It’s comfy to sometimes sleep all day and just exist in dream world.

qott ive got a pair of characters from some tranny-ass visual novel that came out in 2013 or something and some childhood ones stashed away somewhere. i dont sleep with them cause it's too awkward to hold them with my shitty moid skeleton

god forbid a mannish tranny feminize herself

>>44187502
extremely optimistic number

>>44187566
There’s nothing wrong with being a man moder.
>>44187573
It’s likely unless you kill yourself

>>44187502
i dont think i can live to 80 years old even if I ate a mcdouble a day

>>44187827
Trump did

i am andy and there's only enough room on this gen for one andy

>>44187134
you look like a cis autistic male

>>44187134
>>44187139
yeah dont ever try to manmode again that mode is terrible

free government euthanasia for all males

>>44184405
imma whoop your faggot ass bc wtf is this?
and the rhyming? what am i, rumpelstiltskin?

>>44188774
why did you leave the 'cord anderson

>>44188713
so much this

>>44188774
i just realized my post does kind of rhyme
i have unwittingly become a caricature, the very thing i despised and sought to destroy
i must reconvene with myself

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>>44188803
bc im leaving mmg, as it has room for only one andy

mama's tiddies are sore
one of you bitches come knead

At the honnsee conference with adolf eichMAN planning the moidocaust

>>44188691
What do you mean? My baseline state is man moding? Are you saying I should dress as a girl?

>>44188614
I do have autism but HRT has made my skin look uncanny irl

>>44189002
you dress terrible
either get good male fashion sense or girlmode

>>44189039
By dressing so terribly I look like a guy.

I can’t wear most guy clothes without by nips and tits showing, I don’t have any bras.

goodbye mmg
thank the clone andy

>>44189065
Mogs me

fuck a bitch, a foid is just a goyim with a pussy

Time to find out if my brother thinks my bedroom smells like a girl lol

>>44189110
it smells like ass sex

>>44189117
Haven’t had anal sex on my bed in a while but I have gooned a lot

why cutting my tummy is so much harder than cut my arms

Cut ur pp off

>>44189110
what the fuck kinda family do you have where people comment on whether your room smells male or female

>>44189122
cuttinf
it was so easy to cut my thighs too

>>44189128
pleas

how about you "cut" that bullshit out and stop self harming?
you're not 13, buck up, son
you're like 30+ year old men
have some self respect and actually be something resembling a man and not a spineless pussy
like literally go do something productive

>>44189130
Well if ur on HRT you obviously smell like a girl so ur bedroom and bed will smell like a girl lives there

>>44189159
>blah blah blah git off my jobsite
shut up andy

>>44189159
im a 29 year old non binary transfeminine person chud

a group of cisfoids eagerly waved at me yesterday as I skated past their table. Hrt is only making me a better looking moid ;_;

>>44189236
baby tran general

terminally male high decoupler brain award

>>44189207
samethang

>>44189288
substantiate your claim

>>44189257
lmao

not even baby trans tho

that's even more pathetic

ik v.v

lowk miss when ciswomen would pamper me every second, nowadays they just look at me and say wow that girl super mannish and ugly

odds and i cut a pentagram on my tummy

>the faggot didnt add me

they should give you a warning leaflet of the side effects if it seems like you're turning out to be an avoidant loner

>>44187134
you look ugly for sure

>>44189781
No shit Sherlock

i just realized im an autistic retard, but super hot
how can i best use this to my advantage?

>>44189789
not as ugly as chudette so be glad

>>44189797
eh, id say about the same, desu

>>44186959
i have four friends and one of them is a single guy, just join our friend group and date him

>>44187075
>qott
i have a bunch! i sleep with a blahaj, like a stereotype, but i also have two shelved of pokemon plushes, plus other miscellaneous ones

>>44187398
all of them? i only had my last two years of teenager hood ruined by covid. are you a little babytrans?

>>44189236
longboarders are hot, this is known

>>44187134
mogs

>>44187075
i have a body pillow but no anime pillow case

i don't wanna be that person but I know a white bitch takes way too many photos on her underwear with her german shepard on the background and it's a bit weird

in my underwear with my German shepherd in my room rn

>>44190398
please leave the dog alone

i <3 knot

please fuck your dog.

i got that white moder call her bruce jenner

people dislike me for no reason other than i'm a compulsive liar and i'm really annoying and i think that's not fair

>>44190898
don’t call me bruce jenner, and i’m not even a good runner

when you kiss her just right and she moans out your name #winning

i will never experience that.

>>44191182
why not

you will :)

liv agar started injections a few months ago and now her tits are gigantic

liv agar

i've sat on uber delivery all day for nothing. should i drive to the nearest city

constipated for three days award

>>44187075
my body pillow has a permanent dent in it from where it folds against my body clutching it at night

who

>>44189797
don't be mean

>friend tags me in a photo dump
>scroll to the picture of me
>need to kms
anyone else?

learning to read today >_<

>>44192611
rape

learning to breed today

honned it up a bit today. hopefully the panopticon doesn't turn me into a lolcow.

>>44192643
that is not a nice word anon

>>44192709
what does it mean

>>44192696
mogs me

>>44192696
omg i needs must see o_o

i am allergic to most insect bites, including those of the mosquito

no you're not

I CAN'T READ

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the dnd game got going tonight instead!

>>44193740
now you see the benefits of kicking trannies out of your social groups

no, her body just "agreed" tonight...

>dnd in 2026

smdmy dick, im doing it for my friend anyway, id rather play cyberpunk red

that was mean, im sorry

>cyberpunk red in 2026

ok then coolkid, what's an acceptable elfgame in current year

world of warcrfaft

i was going to ask, but damn i really dont want to learn another system v,v

my wife keeps thinking people are hitting on me, even though i assure her that im an unfuckable rizzless chud :/

i fucked you btw

randy stair on tha hoes

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its hard to manmode like this but when you’re tall and have the most man face ever you find a way

i am such an effing moid

cowbot wake up there's a fat white woman and she's insecure

does she have to be insecure?

cowkini pics now

>>44194201
bro im on manmodergeneral take a guess

>>44194215
no its horrid

reddit spacing

>>44194254
i meant for cowbot to take interest

>>44194161
mogging me

>>44194330
mogging me

who mogs the mogger

>>44194414
me

just a faggot malesocialized shapecel being constantly mogged by stacey word rotators fmstl

girl who is going to be ok

>>44190905
impersonating me btw

>>44194548
not me!!!

cant quit youuu mmg
addicted to all yall stupid fucking lil fags
smoked four bowls playin pro skater
andys gonna be tired in the morn

andy what's your cellphone number

andy how many nintendo ds wide is your ribcage

>>44194794
3
>>44194803
3

i look like a guy

>>44194161
umm hey what's up hello

>>44195089
umm hey what's up hello

mangled 2 separate zero stakes conversations with pensioners today already and its barely 7am

malefailed twice today btw

>>44194161
innapropriate sexual comment

>>44195091
1738
>>44196594
bros a foid

>>44196594
mocking me

arrr

slash 196 is my favorite subreddit and i love connecting and having fun with my sisters

should have started at 18 also i ahould have hips. it’s my fault though. at least now im conversationsl in radical feminism instead of being a sneed. (my hips are small)

I have to be a stupid feminine man the rest of my life whyyyyy

also i have to only hang out with cissoids because j already made that choice so im like a passoid and a repper and a terf in one body and that body is a male-shaped hon with boobs

>>44196930
is that the one where you’re supposed to post something any time you’re there and half the titles are just “rule”?

>>44196930
it's full baby tran and chasers, just like this board

arrr mateys how's me mode today

doing my nails 2day

asking the women of mmg if i look pretty today

you look horrid

clocked in 2.5 hours ago, did almost nothing, and came back to 1 task at my desk. living the dream

I walked out of my fast food job last night and im not going back

did you take some food?

took a slushy :3

i look like a man

im depressed about looking like a man

who tryna drink my mystery milk

who wants to touch my lovely lady lumps?

goodmonring moidetnam!

i always just say morning instead of good morning. because if it were a good morning, i’d be fishing

the def tones

suck

>>44197995
yes mommy

my gums are so swollen

my gums are masculine

if this stupid printer doesn’t stop jamming i’m gonna fly into a moid rage

looks like a guy award

more like (((kurzgesagt)))

in season 51, SNL introduced “Michael the Manmoder”, a recurring character played by marcello hernandez

god made me a moid

god made me have all the correct desires and the early realizations necessary to follow through then also made me a low iq autistic coward

>>44198372
they would get martin starr to play me

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>i'm a trans woman

>>44198498
>sloped shoulders
>feminine brow and eye area
>weak jaw/chin
mogs me AGAIN

in one of the michael manmoder sketches, michael’s coworkers are transphobic to kenan in drag and michael joins in and calls her a tranny. this may have been where the other moder got the idea this was correct moder behavior

>manmoder takes part in violence against a black trans woman
very realistic

i don't think men are people

you're correct of course

>>44198498
I look like this without the beard and with thick framed tortoise shell glasses instead

>>44198679
this thread’s favorite target, for example

lepermoding

my arms are so thin why do i still look male

If ftms can be okey with showing off their boobs I can be okey with my hairline

okey but ftms are not something to be looked to for inspiration

use ftms for thinspo

emotional support retinol

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got denied a job because the hr demon only wanted male applicants. I was dressed like picrel too

riiiiight

>>44199178
what are those type of jeans called

>>44199185
mom jeans

>>44199220
they're not gonna look like that at all on me are they

sentenced to doing the same little edit to 500 pages of PDFs

>>44199237
depends is your body shaped like rectangle/pear?

>>44199265
i look like if a 35 year old man took estrogen

>>44199288
stop being a lazy doomer and put your measuments here https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/body-shape

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>>44199314
fuck you

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>>44199327
pussy ass bitch

i am unbanned!
andy here btw yall just chill out a lil bit namsayin? for mommy?

they don't think it be like it is but it do

break's over, moders
git back to work or git off my jobsite!

>>44199476
fine

i got a surgery in like 40 minutes. dubs and i remove the guys gallbladder

dysgenically mogging the other moders

I feel manlier ever since i started hrt. The lack of dysphoria has let me grow to be more responsible and self possessed

>>44199861
stop taking hrt and shoot yourself then

>>44199871
You grow weaker as I grow stronger. You will age into your strength once you overcome the adversity before you

>>44199220
*sobs quietly*

>>44199885
you'll age like a man tho

he'll age like a woman but with the spirit of a man, which is to say the spirit of a bug

>>44199934
?

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just spilled redbull all over my keeb award.
this is my punishment for being a fuckass moder

>>44199980
what switches are those

>>44200001
HMX Blue Topaz.
they're a poppy linear switch.
I paired them with an aluminum plate to compliment the pop and combined with the case foams to dampen the sound since its my office keep.
The sound is so crisp, highly recommend if you want a poppy type of type sound.

>>44199980
show desk toys for mommy plz

>>44199980
RIP

I have accepted I am a cis man on HRT
>agender

>>44199980
I spilled diet coke recently on my server rack lmao. I had to unplug and pull everything out fast as fuck, absorb all the diet coke with paper towels before it dried out.

>>44199976
ts unc doesn't know Mom Jeans tsfe desu icl

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>>44200040
sure, here is my manchild assortment. I had to take down my awards tho because my company info is on them.
>>44200123
oof, spilling on the keeb I atleast know I can disassemble and be sure I got everything... A whole server rack sounds awful.. Was the can sitting on the top?

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there is a shitty little overheating backroom closet used as a makeshift server room somewhere that has this printed out and hung up behind the door and likely still has some mysterious starbucks mocha/rockstar punched rings on the window sill and on the topmost servers in the rack... or not, I hope they've moved on to a better setup lol

>>44200250
it was a half height rack, my desk is next to the rack. I put my legs on the desk and spilled the diet can all over the front/top of the rack.

Everything works, I got stuff poweroff off and cleaned up in time.

>>44200265
you're just describing the average small business mdf

>>44200268
Oh thats good. That sounds like the fuckass type of move Id pull while working and end up wasting half my day cleaning everything up and making sure my salary isn't getting docked for the next month because I bricked the 12 grand firewall.

>>44200373
this is my personal server rack in my apartment

nice nice~
I just have a dell poweredge I harvested from a client running proxmox.. these days I get home and I dont want to look at another piece of networking/server equipment again

poweredge/dell was cool till they started giving the middle finger to homelabbers during 14th gen and newer.

i cant really be called a manmoder on account of looking like 19 but also i cant be called a boymoder on account of most boymoders being literally women. fuck my stupid guymodercel life bro

don't worry bro. HRT makes us men look younger , even if we still look like guys :)

so true brochacho *fist bumps*

shit just made me a more decent looking moid >.>

but i got boobs

cute male breasts are totally valid

how do I find someone to take advantage of me since I am autistic, gay, and taking HRT but confused about my gender...

can't ba called a manmoder on the account I'm not lazy or repressing

>>44200691
it's like what the pooner roasting video with the fake charlie kirk said, autistic people can't choose their gender

I'm not repressing my gigantic manly jumbos

>>44200734
>autistic people can't choose their gender
that's not true, if anything autists are more empowered to actively choose their gender and social presentation than cissies who just go with the vibe and follow social norms

kill every man I say

I'm a male but I'm not a "man"

I'm female

I'm a ma'an

when the trannies start killing all the moids, amongst the first to be lead to the wall, I'll take my final position as I wait for the lights to go out one final time following the muzzle flash of moonlilysundrop's ak

>>44200971
not gonna happen, more likely the opposite of this will happen

>>44200978
probably, but atp in time, I know more trannies with firearms than cisoids

>>44200993
but I'm a tranny and I like cis men, I want functional cock to fuck me.

woaw a non transbian moder, you're like rare o_o

yeah unfortunately I don't pass, I look a cis dude so I can only get gay men.

I'm the agender flag if anyone knows what I look like

The quality of moder today is low. News at 7

yeah well I'm still taking HRT bro

im not

I hate women and men. Hrt made me asexual which is a god send.

im still taking hrt and ideky atp
it was fun in the beginning when there was a slight possibility of change, but now its just saaad

running on testosterone mad me mad and aggressive, now on estrogen I'm less sad an no longer mad

andy again
hot as balls
sweaty as fuck
hot as hell
balls as sweaty
who wants to lick

gooning my boy clit rn

highkirk love running on E except for the occasional emotional bitching out that happens

can't stay hard cause im sad

>>44201084
let me lick those sweaty balls

>>44201111
what do you need to stay hard for? focus on what's important in life, okay?

good night fellow manmoders...

can't stay sad cause I'm hard

>>44199934
fellow emoder!

>>44200373
guess who else spent half their workday on stupid bullshit not really related to work!

i wish i were a cute twinkhon

double moder striptease. who want to awkwardly take each others compression bras off for an audience who are super bored and uncomfortable but feel obligated to show support for the trans community so they don't say anything

I would be on the edge of my seat watching that

>>44201689
yeah sure

>>44201572
time theft twinsies~
fr tho, that redbull really threw a wrench into my gameplan today

>>44201689
I don't wear bras

>>44202006
not even just time theft, just agonizing tedium i’ve never had to deal with any of the other times i’ve done the same task, making it take 5x as long

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hello it is I.... THE man moder.

>>44201059
I don't hate them, but I don't care for either of them sexually. Kinda based because now I can just form friendships + relationships without it being goonbrained decisions.

>>44187075
Yes but their names, character bios, and appearance are a secret between me and my partner. I have a few sonic plushes though... two of them I won at a crane game!!!

my friend won me a shadow plush at a crane machine!

>>44189236
True... fuck I love longboarding I had a longboard I'd use to get to class in college, I fucking skated on that thing during high-traffic rush hour, and somehow never wiped out or crashed into someone. I loved that fucking thing.

>>44189160
girl smell is real I smell my earbuds after I take them off, and over the months they've started smelling like how my cisgf smells.

>>44202222
yehh! cruising through all the cars and streets in manhattan is one of the best times! the mad rush back to port authority before the last bus leaves will always be core memories

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I look like the most masc guy in a vkei band. Fuck my mogger native american genetics.

redcornmoder

now look who creepin look who crawlin still ballin in the mix
it's that 5'5" long dick manmoder sticking your chick

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too hot for clothes in the apartment but looking at my body makes me sad. I hate summer.

I should just fucking kill myself asap

I love cute boymoders in their early 20s I'm eating good lately

my gf bites me a little

>>44202826
hot hot hot

Am I the only manmoder that has passoid transbians wanting them, they always want to groom me into some sort of muscle mommy thing. Fucking weird.

nobody want me

>>44202985
>passoid transbians
oxymoron

this is passoid transbian general

audience laughing

i am a gay man on oestrogen

rape jeff bezos to death with a bone saw

>>44203137
i thought this was bi lesbian general?

>>44203015
how do you know

bye lesbian

I think some people want me

bi lesbian, gaygp, cishet faggots, i don't like these hybrids. sexuality apartheid please

positive I can take on every moder in this room