prev>>44212933qott: do you like going to movie theatres? when's the last time you went?
>>44215409No. Like a decade ago.
first for blaire repairing her self worth
>>44215421now it wont happen
I saw DUNC part 1 and part 2 in IMAX
>>44215406those are bits of poop!jk, those are chia seeds. it's' oats, milk, chia seeds, coconut flakes, and honey that sat in my fridge overnight>>44215398well tbf futurama was just copying that plot from a real life news story from the 70s with a trans woman who played professional tennis
>qottI like watching movies on a big screen but I don't like how loud it is so I don't go often
>>44215409the last movie i saw in a theater was 1917. it was ok
>>44215414Damn, firstly holy passiod, secondly I didn’t realise the drama has been stewing for this long
>>44215429bring cotton balls for your ears to dampen the sound
uhm, it’s mice to see you all again ;3>>44215409>qotti do but i haven’t gone since i was a kid.
>>44215433i think that was like the first time it was a big story and womens leagues started establishing rules about criteria
>>44215415Are you cute? I don't wanna save the world, I wanna run away with a cute girl
>>44215434I did once but my friends laughed at me lmaos It worked though
do you guys think im cool?
>>44215426i do like some overnight oats, i mix a little spoonful of chunky biscoff spread into minutes :) looks lovely!!
>>44215409>qottI like going to movie theatres with friends and family, never alone. I think the last three times I went were to watch:ObsessionObsession Wicked 2
how do i get a life?
>>44215438I'm neutral girl
>>44215438I am cute but I don't really like running away... I like being comfy
>>44215437Did she win the match?
>>44215446Come sit on dada's lap babe
>>44215423curses
>>44215378This is cvnt I don't care you just don't get it. You can't show me a photo where I think I look bad it's just countercultural it's grunge. i had somewhere to BE
Are there any chasers who like Murdoch Murdoch? I miss that show so much
say something nice to me please
>>44215462Nigga you look like eddy Izzard in that one. ngl you got Izzat nuked blud. But we both know it suits you, so you win again.
>>44215470she's a diva too idc
>>44215466not right now sweetie mommy's xhs post is flopping and she thinks it's cause she put the femboy tag and got shadowbanned
>>44215462>>44215405
>>44215436hi mouse
>>44215477I like the one where you wink
>>44215483i would never think>>44215494LMAO it's a difficult movement!
Sometimes I wonder, if you made like a big file of everyone who posts here and their deepest secrets, who’s the most nuts? Is there a serial killer among us I wonder
imagine cumming on a chinese man's bald spot
>>44215482is that a porn site?
>>44215508I think you get granted a wish if you do
>wyt piggo?>i shadowban fufufufufu
>>44215514XHamSter
Make it wink for daddy
xhs is chinese instagram
Bronya is a useless goy honestly.
>>44215535Me (32) to my gf (18m, autistic, cluster B personality disorder, GED)
>>44215504Cringiest repper goes to you hands down
lol
>>44215528>>44215531thank you for clarifying
>>44215504Yes it's me
>>44215540Not gonna contest that
>>44215409Not alone so the last time would have been 2 years ago with my ex. I don’t remember what we saw
Canada is on fire
>>44215504i only killed one person so it’s nbd
>>44215484hello!! how r u anon?>>44215541oh no its hitting you guys now :(
>>44215409>qott: do you like going to movie theatres? when's the last time you went?i love the theatrei went and saw backrooms and it was shit
>>44215514yeah it's short for myreadingmanga.info
>>44215541>>44215560>wake up>red sun>yellow sky>everything tastes of ashN'WAH THE RED MOUNTAIN HAS EXPLODED
>>44215504everyone here knows all my deepest secrets already I'm efficient like that
>>44215560There’s a fallout 3 filter on outside my window rn
>>44215448Sounds cute, wanna build a blanket fort?>>44215449Offers open to you too
>>44215409i went to see the tadc movie
>>44215538why are you dragging her into it she doesn't need to know about my sordid lifestyle>>44215535factually correct! >>44215587it's so beautiful right. forest fires? I have some crazy photos where the sky is dark and low and heavy and there's this huge red sun. obviously I think forest fires are bad it's retarded that I have to clarify that I think forest fires are bad
>>44215593Me (32, single khhv, misogynist, right wing political views)
>>44215599Are you a chaser? You sound like my type are you looking for someone?
>>44215597Girl the way 18 year old gf loves the tea, she may as well be from Afghanistan, and that's on standing on business
bare minimum I expect from a bf
>>44215599why did you tell me that tho. did you also see the movie? i thought it was good
quick, someone sacrifice an oxen to appease the sun god
>>44215599Were you the guy at my theater who loudly said "I think I just lost 5 IQ points" when the finale was over?
>>44215611valid actually good for her
Forest fires or TADC?Debate
>>44215451im not actually sure!
>>44215592Optimal for hibernation!
>>44215625Neither of these things have anything to do with me which is nice. Sorry to all of the rest of you losers
forest fire or labubu?
>>44215625Tf is forest fires? The guy who made the duck song video?
lets pick someone here we will all be mean to today
>>44215632If you don’t read (watch) theory (TADC) you’ll never understand practice (nature burning)>>44215642No like the concept of a forest burning down
If you ever wonder where a lot of the chasers went from here I arranged to meet with them and then when they got to mine I turned them into mice for my cage. They are now happily eating cheese :3
>>44215651They look like they want out
>>44215646Good idea. I nominate you
>>44215655They do but they still aren’t housebroken yet. Once they become well behaved mice I’ll turn them back into men
Jordan Peterson or TADC?
I hate rats so much they are so creepy and disgusting
>>44215675I’m sure they feel the same about you
>>44215675thoughts on mice?
i was going to see obsession but i waited to watch it with my bf who broke up with me so it’s not in theaters anymore
>>44215646Can I get a stu update?
>>44215675Fuck you pedophile piece of shit
>>44215651Let exodia go free
Omggg uwu I had been having stomach cramps and constipation for a while (I wasn't getting enough tummy rubs) and I hadn't pooped in days. At first I assumed it was because girls dont poop haha. (Im not sure how true this is.) But then I felt a rush in my gut so I ran to the bathroom and had the most painful shit ever, I was sniffling arf arf and I looked into the toilet and saw RED. HOLY SHIT GIRLSSS AM I ON MY PERIODD? THIS HRT REALLY IS MAGIC OMG AWOOOOOOOOOO
>>44215681Don't worry it's not that good. Performances are good but the movie itself is just ok. Like zoomers like it but they all grew up on Wanslop so who cares?
>talk to chaser>exchange pics>VC a couple of times, he acts like he likes me>he stops responding to meWhat causes this? If it’s me being ugly then why keep going after sharing pictures?
>>44215680It's the same shit
>>442156905/10 post blaire. Not bad, but plenty of room for improvement
>>44215690reading this was like being asleep and someone making me take a hit off a popper as i woke up
>>44215657not allowed!!!>>44215682i went to the store and then i ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then i ate another
>>44215695aww shucks
>>44215690Omg queen you’re menstruating! You’re gonna be shitting out babies soon like it’s post war reconstruction
>>44215692>What causes this?He was hornyHe cameHe stopped being horny
>>44215691any movie would have been good to watch with him
I pooped once and it made my hemorrhoids bleed for like 30 mins. There was so much blood. Luckily that's never happened again.
Putting chasers here
>>44215692Don’t share pics or anything sexual early, filters out a lot of the unserious ones.
>>44215713LET ME OUT
>>44215698I will bully you and you'll be a bullied bitch and everyone in the store will be like>There goes the bullied bitch, the little bullied bitch
>>44215715I don’t mean sexual pics just like selfie and clothed pictures so we know who we’re talking to?
mouse might be best girl
mouse is based
>>44215717But u have everything u need for free!
what is your favorite thing about me
>>44215720Oh maybe he was talking to someone else on side
>>44215723<3*5 $CHEDDA has been deposited to your crypto wallet*
>>44215734That’s probably it desu, I really liked him too but I guess it wasn’t going to work out
>>44215724>>44215736oups i forgot this one too i love you
>>44215718im not the bullied bitch. everyone has to stop calling me that
>>44215692Was it going to be some long distance thing? If so, he probably got bored
rate my peppers haul
i get to stare at this box all day
>>44215648I'm not real
>>4421575310/10 peppers i like the redness and non prime number of peppers
I saw Rick
>>44215753Peppy peppy!
Notice how it’s the woman who decides to cheat first in the pina colada song
>>44215769she cute
>>44215776men deserve less
>>44215680return of the mouse...
bf who chokes me to death and serves life in prison
>>44215776i hope he cheated on her with an 18 YEAR OLD CHASER
>>44215776This really says a lot about women
>>44215680Delicious
>>44215738It sucks and it hurts, I’m sorry you got to go through that
>>44215769i just KNOW she doesn't play about the one drop rulewait she's actually wearing lip liner maybe she's wokeI'm worried that my insistence on lip liner as a metric of how racist someone is from a selfie is going to draw attention to how i very rarely use it not only because im lazy but also because I'm very bad at it >>44215776Good for her
>>44215736hell yeah!! i was hoping for a mouse gf deposited to my house but i'll take that as a consolation prize
>>44215791It’ll be okay. I haven’t had to date in years but I just got broken up with recently so it’s really weird trying to again. I don’t even know where to look.
>>44215770thank you for liking my peppers. autumn only gave them a 9 so we arent friends anymore>>44215773none for you>>44215776is she single
>>44215805No she’s married haven’t you heard the damn song
tell me something nice right now
>>44215814Sunshines
>>44215817what
boys call me throatzilla, not for any sexual reasons though, just bc my neck long asf
>>44215829The stingrays sunrays are nice
>>44215810fuck. when will it be my turn
cis man on hrt. literally me
kill me kill me kill me jill me kill me kill me
>>44215805you're welcome you know autumn is kinda mean she called me small the other day too
>>44215753I would cut one open and put it in your ass
>>442158327/10
>>44215857how mean! you are big :)>>44215864grinding the rest into a paste and jerking u off with it
>>44215845>jill meWHAT
work suuuucksss
>>44215805Pepless in Miami
>>44215871i posted a video of me doing exactly this and it flopped. so humiliating...
popeless in miami
after tax and health insurance, i take home $250 a day
goodnight cibi
>>44215900more than i take homegovernment jobs so comfy i bet
>>44215905so you do hate me
>>44215889u took too long to respond so i had to use my pepper paste idea on someone else. bitch>>44215897how was it
>>44215907goodnight asexual anon
i should starve myself
>>44215913goodnight!
>>44215905i love leg stretches! goodnight>>44215906it's getting better now that I've been on the project for like a month and becoming familiar w/ the tasks but it's not comfy at all, the work life balance is devastating right now. I wish i had a job that gave me tasks I could complete by a certain time. but this new job wants me to do tasks asap when they come up and the tasks are generated like at random so I cant just set aside time for myself because i need to be ready to do a task at a moments notice
>>44215871thanks so much stu <3<3
Forcing my tranny to listen to nick fuentes on a 3 hr ride home to drop her off to her parents after taking her anal virginity
>>44215927you are welcome :)
>>44215871Fascinating concept, I would give it a try
>>44215930>not making her get her own uberIt's over
>>44215409I love going to the movies I normally go atleast once a week but my favorite theater is closed down cuz of vacations :(>>44215758Looks dangerous>>44215930Cruel
>>44215930Based, I mean nick is kinda cringe and gay IMO so I’d rather put on like someone more based than him, but still.
I’ve been up all night dooming
>>44215930God hates me and likes to rub all the things I want but will never have in my face.
>>44215782hello hello the jannies are so kind to allow me to post again i’ve learnt my lesson>>44215798i was listening to suicide season while squatting today, thought of you :D
>>44215908meh
everyone hates me
>>44215930Surgically transforming him into a walrus afterwards
hold this image in front of your chaser in order to instantaneously steal his liquids
why is no one taking my anal virginity
>>44215987ask bronya
>>44215987Maybe everyone already has theirs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzgI died alone a long long time ago
>>44215959nah not that dangerous yesterday i almost flipped a skidsteer cause of tension>>44215943love ya stu!!
>>44215979I feel nothing when I see this
im gonna take my anal virginity
>>44215923i’ve been doing it for a few weeks now and ngl it’s been extremely effective so far, im down 9kg lol. you shouldn’t do it though bc its bad and you’re probably (definitely) not as fat as i am
A b c d e f g... Someone should've told you not to FUCK.. WITH.. ME..
>>44216021i want to look like her >>44207917
>>44215979why did you have to rattle my cage like this
>>44215987hmm, not sure i buy that you’ve never been topped before
>>44215998BRONYAAAAA!!!!!! ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!>>44216002so mine isnt good enough... is that it..>>44216009yay :D
this would be really funny if my sky wasnt yellow
>>44216030Ew.
>>44216041It's good enough for u and that's all that matters... (◡ω◡)
>>44216048CP24 pulling out a graphic I've never seen before
>>44216034im making fun of myself by bangsenglassis posting and you by connection too i guess since we look similar-ish but at least im not linking to an pro-anorexia thinspo thread like KIRIA >>44216030
>>44216040what makes you think i have had sex with someone>>44216051i dont want it either!
i wish someone would rattle my cage
>>44216067I'm gonna put my smelly socks in your mouth
>>44216063it’s probably cause you are a youngshit gigapassoid and it would be incredibly easy for you to have sex
You should play the piss filter game because there's a piss filter outside
I wish someone would [REDACTED] me
>>44216075one of the best games ever made desu
>>44216074lmao what>>44216079befriends u
>>44216057>>44216049i need to lose weight tho bc im still with a muscular upper body i know that bones wont shrink but if i lose muscle i will get smaller there
If she doesn't have a sissy cage 24/7 i don't want her
>>44216075why of course i will play new vegas today
>>44216084(･ω･)つ⊂(･ω･)
>>44216084you look like a cis woman and the only thing holding you back is how lazy you are
>>44216041You don't go outside or talk to anyone
>>44216096It fused
>>44216103me on the left>>44216106i do not lol>>44216110that cant be it. whats the real reason
>>44216093stop being retarded sardas>>44216119ok it's because I personally keep killing all of the chasers who try and come give you flowers and gold necklace so that you stay a cuck forever
>>44216125well then wtf am i cultivating this sleeper fatty for??
cuckold
>>44216093yeah she lowkey still kinda fat
>>44216119Because you're a shy little faggot. Make a dating profile and go get fucked. Bitch
Yooooo be nice bro
>>44215970aww mouse!! <3 thats pretty sick hope you hit some prs!!
KEK
Kissing stu a lot her lips are very dry
Been playing borderlands a lot recently, I'm very sad that it is so lame now, it was always lame, but now it's like lame and gay
mouse is not suicidal and does not have access to a firearm
>>44216130hi>>44216132dating apps are scary>>44216141i put on chapstick ok..
>>44216115As it should.The sissy clit and the sissy cage became one
im lame and gay
type cuck in all caps and post it
>>44216156I used to eat chapstick
>>44216156Shy faggots use dating apps, find another person like you and go get something to eat. It's not hard.
>>44216171can you help me make a profile as a different shy faggot?
I have had zero luck on the warhammer 40k dating app, and yes I bought the premium
Here comes the sissy expert in dating advice.I will listen to the sissy sexpest, he has my best interests in his mind. Surely he doesn't want people to get assfucked so they talk about it here and he can rub his sissyclit furiously to it
>>44216171I’d rather not everyone in my local area known I’m a tranny looking for men that is what prevents me from using dating apps.
i hate my stupid retard life
>>44216181you clearly aren’t racist enough
i dont think there is anyone here i would take real advice frommaybe steve
>>44216063for as much as you doompost here you’re pretty and do have a nice body so i’m sure there’s plenty opportunity for you to have sex, so i don’t see why you wouldn’t have
>>44216203Print a million dollars at home to have infinite money
>>44216170alright then>>44216171there is no one like me
>>44216129Power
>>44216203what about me? i have the biggest biceps
Steve's advice if you are older than 18>Go back in time
>>44216211maybe penny too
>>44216130cuckquean you mean
Stu have you tried dating an abusive Latina ?
>>44216216https://voca.ro/1nY6jDOSdrJi
>>44216217୧(ಠДಠ)୨
>>44216228>life only gets worse from here You have no idea
buy pork futures
>>44215723>>44215724rereading thread on desktopcan confirm she is bestand she got there facelessly. much to learn from her
I'd say life gets better as u grow olderYou're more independent and that means bigger responsibilities but it also means more opportunities
mouse is my imaginary girlfriend
>>44216207no one wants to have sex with me>>44216214not enough power to stop u from cucking me >>44216222i havent, and thats the issue
Life gets better in some ways and worse in others when you hit 30
>>44216260no that's true the lethality of your sleeper fatty will never match mine
>>44216253My life won’t it will only get progressively worse. Maybe for someone else it can be like that but there is no hope for me
15 minutes sunbathing on each side and i already regret it. I've doomed my entire bloodline it's over. im going to age 500 years tn
stu change your name to abby normal for the rest of the day
it would take till tuesday to notice that i was dead if i kms on friday
im going to go vegetarian
should i kill myself
>>44216277it’s fun. you save a lot of money
everyone STOP fuckin DOOMINGgo take a shower, wash your hair, wash your faceput on a clean shirttidy up your fucking deskdrink some waterand GET your ACT toGETHER>>44216281>>44216276>>44216267>>44216260you you you and you>>44216181and (you) for good measure because your post was funny
>>44216009>i almost flipped a skidsteer cause of tensionNo clue what that is but good for you or sorry that happened
>>44216276If you're in an apartment it would start smelling awful pretty quickly
>>44216291it’s not a hair washing day and im at work. you’re not my mom i don’t have to listen to you
Good afternoon blaireI just helped a girl cum while I was choking herHave a good day!
>>44216250aww thanks <3>>44216254well this is awkward because mouse is also my imaginary girlfriend we’re gonna have to set up a time share or something
>>44216292these illustrations are so prettyleft especially she reminds me of dr crusher>>44216295go get a glass of water from the kitchen at least or splash your face with some water
>>44216294i have ac so my body won’t rot that fast>>44216304i said im at work and im not going to ruin my makeup for no reason
>>44216312oh i forgot people wear makeup to workim about to boymode for my work meetings today
Kittens. Sissy kittens.
>>44216292its this machine and it would have been a lose my job kinda fuck up lol
>>44216173Sure, if I knew anything about you.>>44216212I tried to get you to hangout with Phio but you made excuses.
Did you know that Toronto air conditions it's downtown core with a giant heat sink installed under lake Ontario instead of traditional AC units?
>>44216260girl i’m not even glazing you but it’s just an objective fact that lots of people would want to have sex with you
>>44216318im working in office today. good luck with your meeting
>>44216320Good sissy slut. Keep working that machine for daddy.
Deport all boy modersSubsidise stealthers
>>44216303do i have to fight mouse for mouse?
protagonist of imperial drama has made a friend inshallah they lez out. they were totally lezzing out in those palaces right why has that not been a plotline yet. censors I guess
>>44216325*ahem* >>44216299
>>44216266its ok.. i have accepted my place...>>44216271im abby normal>>44216291i do all of that already>>44216325a few people think they do
>>44216299i can’t tell if you’re telling me this to ragebait me or if it’s because you think i’ll enjoy hearing it, but either way i’m glad to hear that for her, give her my best :)
I'm going to lift semi sizeable heights and put them back down repeatedly until i cannot do it anymore.Enjoy the rest of your afternoon here :)
Women will call you a pedo for finding a 21 year old girl attractive and then call their 6’5” 250 lb boyfriend daddy in a baby voice
>>44216336I thought you might enjoy hearing it
>>44216324i did not, that’s pretty cool>>44216330yeah but she’s a huge pussy so she’ll let you win
on the topic of the zh censors i can't get over how based it is that I got zero issues talking about being a raging tranny on xhs but the second I use the femboy tag im shadowbanned. they're so goated for that
>>44216346i actually don't do either of those things
>>44216291I have barely been able to move the last few days. Respectfully you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. >a shower will fix your eyes brain and spine dissolving Cool great advice wonderful advice it really applies to me. All the dooming is gone now everything is going to be fine now. I won’t progressively get worse until I end up in a wheelchair then end up in a care home and then choke to death. Thank you the shower advice when I can’t even move that sure as hell made all the difference why didn’t I think of it before? I’ll just get my act together and pull myself up by my bootstraps thank you oh wise seer.
>>44216348i’m not ready involved in any way so it isn’t doing anything for me, but thank you for trying anyway :) did you make her cum by sucking her dick
>>44216350>zh>xhswhat are these things? are these chinese things?
>>44216328fuck yeah thats how we talk to eachother on site
>there are people here who dont refridgerate their toothpaste
>>44216304Yes I love them. Gives me alot of inspo>>44216320What does it do
>>44216355You would if Chad wanted you but you can’t get His attention.
>>44216357shit, im sorry m.s. anon. i thought it was a trans woman dooming about her looks or something. that was insensitive of me to assume, im sorry
>>44216329>Deport all boy modersGood luck. You'll have to find us first
Any 6’5 homeowner chasers with a large social circle here today or is it just short antisocial incel fail males like usual? Snooooooore
Let me own a home so I can get back from work to work a second job
>>44216393im 5'10 renting and with a small social circle
>bros here's a story of when I was in high school
>>44216405Wear platforms and you’re getting there
>>44216411i wonder how many of the boys at school were thinking this about me
>>44216411
>>44216417I sometimes wish I could see like a stat list of the number of people who like me, hate me, had deep unrequited love for me, etc.Would be a fun read
i’m boymoding today btw
is everyone willfully misreading "fucked with" as "fucked" or
>>44216412i'll put a few hotdogs in my shoes and report back
>>44216429it would be all hate for me cause im evil
>>44216429Naaur I'd be too nervous to look at it. Like what if everyone secretly hates me
if a guy had sex with me i’d kms
>>44216432based! me too
>>44216438Do it king, I believe in you chad
>>44216371It’s fine how could anyone have known I am usually pretty vague here.
once i kms the world will be a better place
>>44216461nuh uhyou can only make the world a better place by working on yourself and helping others
17 year old twinks are bvilt for HRT
>>44216469im evil so the only way to fix me is to die and me being dead will help lots of people
>>44216267It's in your own hands, and that's a good thing, you have a new opportunity everyday, even the littlest actions are still leading you to the right path:)
My friend spent $3000 to take his gf to PEI to see the Anne of Green Gables house
>>44216429oh absolutely, you just KNOW there’s gonna be some shockers in there. poor boys who never confessed to me :(
>>44216537Thinking back to when I started going out with someone back at school and like 3 different people back to back told me after they had a thing for me and are sad I’m dating someone. Where the fuck was all this motion when I was single
Good afternoon bronyaI just helped a girl cum while I was choking on herHave a good day!
>>44215409>do you like going to movie theatres?yes i love it>when's the last time you went?Friday
>>44216418Oh no an American is going to shit blood
>>44216477Err ok pedo
how it feels to chew f
>>44216564>STOP HELPING A GIRL TRANSITION, CHVD
>>44216418>zoomoids really want you to think this is some sort of epsteinesque age gap
>>44216553ohhhh girl you are a HEARTBREAKER, not surprised honestly though <3idk about you but AFTER i transitioned cis women who knew me before all started talking about how hot i was????? i mean i was a complete fag but still it would have been a nice ego boost
Zoomer asspussy is bvilt for millennial choyim cock
make me your phone home screen wallpaperignore the bug
>>44216411i go back and forth on if i should write smut about experiences i had in high schoolnot that they were great or even really erotic experiences but i could zhuzh them up into something serviceablebut then i think>is this weird?>i know we're the same age and one of them was me and it's a true story (mostly) so it's not like im sitting around making up fantasies about kids but >the characters ARE still kids at the end of the day
>>44216555ohhhh the double layer cucking, yeah that’s clever, well done
Sarah femdom handjob
>>44216367it can do anything it can be a forklift you can put a bucket on it to grade things out it has a million other attachments like to break cement or big rocks
>>44216576They were in the same class you sick fuck. Whilst lothbrok was babbling, shitting diapers and trying and failing to walk the business class twink was babbling, shitting diapers and lying stationary. The maturity gap is insane
>>44216595the twink used snapchat while lothbrok was using instagram for dm'sthey're going to give him the death penalty
>>44216581Yeah that started happening lol, I’ve had a few cis women I knew prior tell me I made a mistake starting hrt because they wanted to fuck the old me lmao
My hobbies include laying stationary
>>44216411I have a story of my own that I typed out but it’s identifiable so I don’t want share it
>>44216606We're compatible.
>>44216490No it’s not in my hands at all
>>44216618Finally a true appreciator of fine arts
I'm a huge fan of sissies and both their pussies and clitties.
>>44216627It's in your hands because it's your own life you're living! Focus on the little step that's ahead of u instead of the final goal, and you'll see how a goal that seems to be far away starts to come closer:) u know what I mean?
Do you think if you just walk up to a sex trafficker and ask nicely they’ll sell you to a rich businessman without having to go through the preamble of getting kidnapped?
spiritually this is me
>>44215409>qottI love going to the movies, I went last week to see Rose of Nevada
>>44216360zh is the regional code for chinese. xhs is xiaohongshu, the chinese social media platform
>>44216654for sure
>>44216654I think signing up for mcdonals is more convenient
>>44216439trip on Sarah >>44216591my fingernails are long enough to do some real damage to a scrotum
welcome to mcdonalds what you order bruh
>>44216369I don't know anyone called chad
>>44216606My hobbies include collecting stationary
>>44216649I’m >>44216357 so tell me what little steps should I be taking? Objectively I am fucked. I’d love to hear what little steps do you think is going to fix anything?
>>44216663If you were trvefemdom, you'd know nails are for the glans
>>44216657My tongue down the chasers urethra
>>44216657Stop being a fucking oabgolib immediately
>>44216666checked bruh. 20 sweet and sour sauce
>>4421666610 piece bicken nugget large bokeand 2 bhocolate bhip bookies
>>44216671it's not that you're wrong but doing that correctly is very difficult and requires a level of skill that i dont have enough experience to havefemdomming yourself is exactly zero fun, it turns out
>>44216669This violates my human rights:(
>>44216670Then shut up about it, spare us your constant whining.
>>44216663everyone likes you because you are nice. everyone hates me because im worthless and evil and stupid and horrid
>>44216675oabgolibmy autocorrect recognized it that's neat>>44216666yeah uh yeah gimme a 2006 era ranch snack wrap. make that two. one ranch one honey mustard. make that three. two for me and one for your to celebrate the quads
donate your spare myelin
son who is well spoken, filial, and extremely attuned to other people's emotions to the point where it's actually a little scary and you wonder if he can read people's thoughts OR daughter with absolutely zero backbone who just smiles vaguely when anyone talks to her and eventually just dies from being such a little pussy
>>44216705i think it's cause the letters are close to the correct ones on a querty
>>44216696Nah
>>44216711im half of each
i'm son with absolutely zero backbone who just smiles vaguely when anyone talks to him and eventually just dies from being such a little pussy
>>44216693Maybe it would help if you described what you'd do to the glans with your fingernails in a sort of vocaroo format?
do you think your dads are chasers
>>44216698you can be all of those things and still be niceand not that everyone liking you means you're a good and worthwhile person, but not EVERYONE likes meit's pretty 50/50 i thinkyou're not that bad i promise>>44216711why would you not choose the son
>>44216716I'm sorry you had a difficult childhood. Are you familiar with the medicinal benefits of mugwort
>>44216711Cool son or evil daughter? Yeah I'll take the son.
old guy at the store called me dear feels good man
>>4421666620 nuggets all sauces sweet and sourLarge big mac meal (no cheese) with a classic cokeoreo mcflurry
>>44216738Stolen deer valor. Damn mice.
>>44216729>Are you familiar with the medicinal benefits of mugwortplease teach me
>>44216719no
shooting deer in red dead 2
i wish i was a twink
>>44216670Well this is a way more complex situation and I'm not a professional so I'll do my best to treat this appropriatelyI totally get what you're saying, and you shouldn't repress your feelings, do u have someone you trust that you can confide in, like family, friends and or a therapist? I don't know if you're already going to therapy but it can help you handle it betterI'd tell you to seek those connections with others , that will at least ease the pain of feeling hopeless, not because you have to conform to people's positivity that might feel it doesn't apply to your case, but because you deserve that peace yourselfI wish you lots of luck and send you blessings, anon:)
>>44216711I'm the son but I do the second, its not because im scared its because I'm not listening
>>44216711im the daughter>>44216721okay but everyone hates me
i'm scared
>>44216742LMAOanonymoose
>>44216711Without going into detail I think I just am the son but without any of that leading somewhere successful lol
>>44216719He's either gay, bisexual, or a tranny fucker. Idk which, he's private.
bf who kills me with his bare hands then eats my corpse to hide the evidence
downloaded isaac and beat satan on my first run
>>44216666Nigga lemme get a McChicken with no mayo
>>44216768They will find you in my poo
Tremendous portents today but I am too sleepy.
>>44216771eat your poo
>>44216718https://voca.ro/1611J0NJsKbi
>>44216721He talks like a 40 year old woman from the first time he opens his mouth. he seems to innately understand the pain and sorrow of the world from the moment of conception. he never cries and he never smiles. he just solemly accepts his responsibility >>44216731i can't show favourites in my own scenario but based and same>>44216752you're so valid for that>>44216753stop that
>>44216663I just want you to spit on me while you force me to cumMaybe hit me too
>>44216719when i came out to mines he got really up in arms about how i should disclose to every man who talks to me, like he seemed weirdly invested in the idea of full disclosure to everyone, which makes me think he might have dabbled a little
>>44216666My order is go to the battlefield and show no mercy
>>44216758anonymooose mentionedhttps://youtu.be/l8wMVmY7Zpw
>>44216777>he seems to innately understand the pain and sorrow of the world from the moment of conception.People just call you an old soul lol
I'm having a straight up horrible day women
>>44216666Let me get uuuuuuuhhh....
>>44216793What's wrong
>>44216777stop which?
>>44216800Work today, work tomorrow, someone close is very sick, not had a holiday in months and I can't because of some bullshit deliverable so I can't meet them, just very aids
killing level 1 rats in wow even though they give no loot or experience
>>44216806:{
I wonder what Bronya’s parents are like
normally when i go to the store i would buy snacks for myself but im not doing that anymore because i have to lose weight
>>44216812undiagnosed mentally ill for sure
chasers, would you let a pretty trans woman trepan you?
>>44216812Dad: high inhib, high economic low social capital, autistic, handsomeMother: slampig, low IQ, low inhib
>>44216819Yes
>>44216819Sure. I'd rather go through the occipital but who doesn't enjoy the classics now and then. Align it with the others.
>>44216787hehemoose might be more fitting but i think mouse is cuter
>footballs coming home blasting from car speakers as they drive bySOVL
>>44216776
>>44216805That sucks: (Yet you're strong anon
I'm sad... I'm sad because I don't have cute girl to snuggle with whilst watching Jude Bellingham murder that old man
Just finished my weekly toothbrushing. Who wants kissies?
>>44216831why is garfy so sadmust be a mommy monday joi
>>44216831is that really what you were looking for? just a description of sexual acts? that's not really JOI as far as i can understand it
>"innit"
>>44216835Thank you penny-chanI'll cope with this image >>44216135we just need to lift more it's fine
>>44216751>family They are all terrible people >friends I have one if I talk about her here too much I’ll start spiraling even more because I care about her so much but I have seriously fumbled and I can never be the things she deserves in a person. >therapy Lmao I went to a couple none of them get it. Thanks for the advice I’m done have a good day
bf who hugs me when i cry and tells me it’ll be okay
>>44216854Posting Bellingham instead of Declan Rice to make fun of how English people talk, you need to up the hating
>>44216847Latent internalized misandry expressed as anti-femdom sentiment >>44216848I mostly wanted to use the picture desu, but I'll settle for any horny femdomesque vocaroo at this point
My ideal bf is blue, has a giant head and sounds like Will Ferrell
I don't need a trans mommy joi audio, I need a trans mommy telling me that she loves me audio
>>44216869I don't know how any of them talk I don't watch that shit
>>44216879i post these occasionally and get no replies
>>44216855I believe in u anonTomorrow the sun will shine again
>>44216884Can you post one please...
It's the highlight of an English person's day when Ngubu scores while wearing a St. George cross
keeping my repper boyfriend around to tell him that he's not really trans and he probably shouldn't transition because his suffering brings me joy
>>44216888mommy is at work. ask again in 6 hours
>>44216876
>>44216898Ha, Sarah
>>44216904<3
>>44216898Slipping testosterone into my repper boyfriends food so he masculinises quicker and loses his hair >>44216905Oh hell yeah
getting my firearms license again so i can go shootingi miss having guns
repper boyfriend is leagues worse than gay boyfriend
>>44216919please don't be another optics nuke
Since I started hrt I’ve decided it’s my calling to pull the ladder up behind me and start telling reppers they’ll never be women and to give up
No cruelty allowed
>>44216919Too expensive.
>>44216929of course, im a good personi used to be an infantry reservist ya knowim basically a bootlicker
if you pay for porn you
>>44216944>freedomcoal
i can’t own a gun
>>44216938its pretty fucked yeahi just want a plinker again and an sksi see we have sks-d's floating around now which is cool, might see about picking one up for the ak mag funs
>>44216953im actually a bandit but dont tell anyone
>>44216956Good.
>>44216976:(
People who own murder machines give me the ick
i really REALLY miss getting head but i would genuinely rather skin myself than let a man do that to me pre srs
>>44216980Ditto, gun lovers are a turn off
>>44216980my ex used to like reminding me he had a gun>>44216985i don’t understand
>>44216990The ex thing is very creepy and scary
>>44216788many such cases>>44216802being such a little bitch. stand up for yourself. it's gross
>>44216996can i be a little bitch
>>44216980yeah I would never date a chaser who (was old enough to) have his driving license
>>44216996sorry :(
>>44216871it's rough out there eh?>>44216907pft i wish
I think guns are pretty cool>>44216987you're in the uk why get all performative about this?
Trannies, what’s the worst thing you’d do to become cis? Thievery, vandalism, murder, etc.The genie demands criminality
I would like a gun, but I want a ritual dagger more
>>44216980I like old guns or like hand guns, I just think they look cool. Owning a bunch of like Ar-15 type things is creepy though
>>44217020You think the uk doesn’t have gun nuts? Ha ha. I’ve dated a few guys who wouldn’t shut the fuck up about war engineering history and gun models
>>44217024probably just stuff id do anyway for no good reason just because im bored
>>44217024i would sacrifice all my friends under the eclipse and ascend to the godhead to be a cis woman
>>44217024I would invent a hamster boiler to boil 106 hamsters per minute just for the chance to..what was the hypothetical for again?
>>44217024I mean .... If I can choose, I could choose an easier crime like vandalism or shop lifting lmaosBut if I had to think about the absolute worse I could do, maybe killing an animal myself
>>44217032Can't a guy have hobbies? No one's trying to hear about the scum manifesto
>>44216990it means i like lying back with my eyes shut and letting someone get to work on me but i have dysphoria around that and wouldn’t want a man to put his mouth on my genitals, so no head for blaire
youre a choid and youre into guns?okay>shall not be infringedor>under no pretext
boymoding today>>44217091lie back and think of englandmoding today
Penny's blackout arrived here, why did you do it penny...
>>44217097lol
im wearing men’s jeans
>>44217121Chaser btw
>>44217121Stop. Boymoding.
>>44217110I don't wanna scare you but you're in danger, anon....
>>44217105NEVER, ALBA GU BRÀTH
>>44217128im girlmoding with full make up tho
Removing blaires makeup after a night out using my piss and her tears
>>44215970You were banned? What for
>>44217141hmmm...you're on thin ice>>44217091it sounds like you're saying you want a woman to do it you transbian fucking SHIT
Scotsmen are my brothers today.. ୧(ಠДಠ)୨
i wish i were a real girl
Entertain me!
>>44217162This is not the place to say these stuff.
>>44217153Hello mamo and beautiful seal chudling, I hope you both have a wonderful day
>>44217140idk what that means but sure yeah lie back and think of scotland instead
>>44217171A MULATTO AN ALBINO
>>44217162‘You already are!’ - the least helpful kind of liberal
>>44217162Stop complaining transbian
>>44217152im really pretty and a girl asked me if they were bf jeans
Let’s make sweet sweet love transbian
>>44217178A MOSQUITO, YOUR BURRITO
>>44217176:Dty anon
>>44216987Faggot cuck
>>44216987If a girl likes guns it's hot though, especially if she likes pointing them at me
>>44217152nah i actually think it would be worse if a woman did it, i specified man bc i would only want to have sex with a man anyway
>>44216999No abby.
>>44217156what about female scotsmen? are we your female brothers too?
>>44217024i do not want to become cis. i think that's pathetic
>>44217202
>>44217255Scotswomen are sisters today
>i'd rather stay a tranny and sufferlol
>>44215409>qott: do you like going to movie theatres? Yeah me and my bro are waiting for something good to come out in 4DX.>when's the last time you went?Saw Mad Mac Furiosa.
>>44217272i'll kill you>>44217247cant be too careful there's transbians everywhere... always watching...they're in the fucking trees
>>44217258i don't like being a tranny :(
>>44217266i love you too!
too tired to even complain abt my shitty lifei hate being alive
>>44217258The concept of a tranny not wanting to be a cis woman
>>44217258you like being a tranny?
I wanna cuddle with a lady who is at least 6'5"
>>44217024it would be easier to list things i wouldnt do
i would like to be a dragon
I wanna cuddle with a gentleman that's at least 5'7
>>44217286i do love you, nona, never doubt that
>>44217194It's our polite way of telling you to shut the fuck up.
>>44217300same but make it a robot space dragon
>>44217303How tall are you penny?
>>44217298would you cuddle with a lady who is 5’8 instead? asking for me
>>44217317Sure!
i dont particularly care about being a tranny or if anything i actually enjoy the odd statusi just wish i was a prettier eunuch is all
>>44217312that’s better. i want that too now
>>44217293it's extremely normal my love. the goal of transition is to become a woman, not to become cis. your belief that trans women are less women than cis women is your own problem. i do not share it>>44217285then learn to like it! it's not like it's gonna change right. you may as well do it with your head held high>>44217297i do. im very proud of it. its a lot of fucking work both emotionally and physically. the people who complain I've never done a day's hard labour in my life have clearly never tried to dry brush a size 20
Me harassing the cute girl at Starbucks for refusing to be my gf
I wanna cuddle with a tranner who is at least any height
ever notice how liberals have been going on and on for like 10 years now about how we need to practice "cognitive empathy" with people who believe everyone who disagrees with them is a demonic pedophile and donald trump is the only thing between us and the trans reptilian antichrist, but they dismiss anyone to the left of them politically as a "bernie bro" or a "radical trans activist" or just "woke"
>>44217306yay!>>44217319yay!
i wouldn't n't want to be cis desu, i just want to get srs. after i do that there will be no difference anyway since i don't want kids
i mean what do you even mean by "become cis"? like is that gonna change my chromosomes that dont matter at all because my epigenome is already female?are you gonna give me free srs so i can just never have sex again? but now i can become pregnant - a thing id never do anyway because i dont have sex with men and dont want kids anyway?basically all you can offer me is the option to be prettier and like sure I'd probably take that given some stipulations about the outcome but it's nothing to kill people over
>>44217327:D what if we were robot space dragon frens in space
>>442173155'6
>>44217303You will not be able to see my face from down there. Just nose hairs.
>>44217328I don’t view trans women as lesser, I’d just rather have my body make estrogen for me then have to be on a medication for my entire life
>>44217334you know now that you mention it that is oddi should look into thati wonder if anyone has written about this odd habit of liberals
>>44217328ur retarded and sound indoctrinated lol
>>44217291Love Mamo Beam(:3 っ )3~*-,<3~*-,<3~*-,<3~*-,<3~*-,<3~*-,<3~*-
>>44217334Liberals don't have children and are going to be replaced by ethnic minorities with deeply conservative family values that hate liberals, lgbt people, and that's karma in a way.
>>44217323You're one of them secret hotties though, right?
>>44217343You are so gf pemmy
>>44217349lmao why, wdym
>>44217343Oh you're that small ok.
>>44217341Your brain gets taken out, an alternate reality is opened where you were born a cis girl, your brain is dropped into that body.Don’t worry about what happened to that other reality Sarah’s brain, she’s not important
>>44217334I've never heard anyone say cognitive empathy in my entire life. Maybe stop going on twitter.
>>44217347that's an actual difference but also not really a big enough deal to commit crimes overespecially at my big age where id be hitting menopause and be right back on hrt before long anyways
>>44217350:0 is that a seal kaomojithis is so epic thank u nyanya
>>44217353im opaquely hideous actually
>>44217344Wow high test !>>44217361I feel like it's a pretty average and neutral height, doesn't feel like too short but doesn't feel like too tall either>>44217359Whatheheeeelll (｡ﾉω＼｡)
>>44217347Lots of people are on medications. not to be mean but I seriously doubt this is about the inconvenience of having to a quick injection every two weeks, right. if it's that much a hassle get the stupid implant the redditor had for a while clearly it worked for her right>>44217349indoctrinated into what
my electrolyte packets arrivednow i can stop twitching in my sleep B) like a boss
>>44217366the new york times must have published at least a few dozen op eds abt it since 2016
>>44217370Bonus genie offer, you get your brain dropped into a 21 year old you who’s a cis girl. You get to invest in bitcoin and all that fun stuff :)
>>44217328what is there to like about it. being a tranny to me means being an uglier version of a woman with a voice that actively disgusts me
>>44217342that sounds great!!
>>44217371yes I made it myself I hope it's okay. i was thinking the つ kana looks kinda like a flipper so I was drawing fish all morning hehe
>>44217373you are literally tiny and cute as heck. i could carry u on my shoulders im about 8 inches taller than you
>>44217348if this is sarcasm i'll have u know i have never read a single sentence of communist theory or any other kind of political theory and im not gonna start now
>>44217382it's more than ok it's totally awesome :DDDim gonna save it for myself i hope u don't mind
>>44217374Bronya, honest question. Would you rather have been born a cis woman? I’m not doing a gotcha I’m just trying to figure this out
I need a hon way taller than me sitting on my lap
>>44217364if it's my same brain then i have my same memories nothing about my childhood or memories or anything has changed except now there's no way to get a therapist to listen to meand also my girlfriend is gone because i wouldn't have met her if i wasn't in the men's dorms in collegeso basically you're offering me the opportunity to become a bit shorter at the cost of utterly destroying my lifeand as a dommy lesbian id be cucked by being dickless and doomed to get pipelined into "masc butch on T" or just die alonegrim
>>44217385ive never been sarcastic in my life
>>44217390how tall are you?
>>44217392
>>442173985'10"
>>44217379i do not think trannies are uglier than cissexuals. i do not find their voices disgusting either. i dunno i think having a lot of good experiences with other trannies makes it a little easier to like. not have that conditioning that trannies are disgusting and evil as much. this board is super bad for that stuff and it's mostly just funny to me like it's so unserious >>44217388please do I can't imagine it being in better hands than yours! i hope it serves you well>>44217389absolutely not. you could not pay me any amount of money or genie wishes to be a cis woman either. even if it's stuff like world peace or whatever i would simply honour kill myself immediately after the transaction was completed
>>44217378id take that even if I couldn't be cishrt 7 years earlier and i get to live longer and i wouldn't have to go through all the worst shit that happened in my lifei could use my 20s to actually have a lifebut it still doesn't have much to do with being cis tbqh honestly >>44217390i would crush you
>>44217400this seal is so picrel
>>44217391How about you stay in this reality, your brain gets switched with the alternate reality you who’s let’s say 25? You live in the current year and you still have your therapist and gf. Just now you look like you minus male puberty Like you’re not gonna become an overly different person or anything, you’ll basically just look like if you at 10 aged as a woman + you’ll get some extra years of lifespanThis genie is bending over backwards here
>>44217389nta but i wouldn't. it just seems like my life would end up kinda bland and i would be a more depressed person without the whole tranny episode
>>44217404I'd like that, being crushed by a big pretty lady
>>44217377>new york times op edsLmao.
>>44217384That's very very sweet anon, thank u (･ω･)つ
>>44217401im shorter :(
https://voca.ro/1cdw4hOnv97A
>>44217410idk start life over again or no dealanything that isn't that is a waste of my time>>44217412no you would die it's too much for your tiny body
I like that trannies exist. I love you sissies so much <3
>>44217417That's okay <3
>>44217403You might actually be the first tranny ever who doesn’t want to be close to cis but instead a third parallel thing where you are specifically ‘trans.’ Maybe I’m the weird one but I don’t enjoy having dysphoria and I’d rather I never felt it at all
You can help save the environment by getting naked right now.>>44217372I laughed.
Pseud on pseud crime
>>44217425We all die some day and I can't think of a better way to go
>>44217431everyone in the office started yelling at me
dooming is contagiousand you're all immunocompromised
I can tell I'm tired because you're all really irritating
>>44217428i think people really want to brush it away by saying it's some kind of nonbinary thing. and sure I like to have fun but I'm very much feminine. i consider dysphoria a small part of what it is to be trans. besides it's mostly a faint memory at this point it's not like I'm seriously still freaking out at my body any more than a bleedoid would right. honestly it's probably less again I assure you I am not the first person to feel like this. it's just rare for people here to not deeply deeply hate trannies. in the real world it is notcissexuals do not have a monopoly on womanhood and my goal is not and never has been to emulate them. it is to simply perform it to my own satisfaction
>>44217413i think the new york times is generally a p good place to see what american liberals are talking about? most of my boomer lib extended family just parrots their shit>>44217408poor kiten its like>tfw no milki rly like this baby seal with a bit of spittle around its mouth
>>44217437Yelling affirmations and positive words of encouragment? Heck yes!
>>44217431I'm already naked bcs I'm poopin'
i think my roommate is mad at me>>44217403i don't know how to meet trannies. i think there are probably not many even here. my psychiatrist wants me to go to the meetups at the local org but i feel like that's really cringe and i'd be ashamed to be there
>>44217452possibly the most baby anyone has ever been
Look at this fried egg>>44217452He's well fed and content....
>>44217452No you're right it is. I'm just laughing at you going into New York Times op eds to get mad. Like what other result would there be, it's NYT Op eds! That's the section for laundering genocide and telling people that trad caths might be on to something lol. It's like insanely bad.
>>44217451I think I’d rather my relationship with femininity was the same as cis women, never ever thinking about it.Ask the average cis girl what makes them a woman and they’ll just go ‘my vagina’ and get confused if you ask for moreAsk the average trans woman what makes them a woman and you’ll get a 90 page essay on gender and performance.I’d rather just never have to think about any of this, seems more relaxed
>>44217467i dunno i can't give good advice cause i never really let myself feel that much shame about any of it. but you probably just have to do it even though you're ashamed. exposure therapy right? sorry that's such an annoying solution
>>44217403>i do not think trannies are uglier than cissexuals. i do not find their voices disgusting either. i dunno i think having a lot of good experiences with other trannies makes it a little easier to like. not have that conditioning that trannies are disgusting and evil as much. this board is super bad for that stuff and it's mostly just funny to me like it's so unserious mm i kinda go back and forth with thisthere's times when i feel so awful abt myself and my looks and that im too masculine and i'm so gross and i'll never have the life i want blah blahbut then there's also times when i think yknow, a lot of my fav ppl in the world are trans women and not just gigapassoids, the clocky ones are no less beautiful and cool and interesting to me and i start to think geez ive spent so much of my life hating myself for being this way even tho i think trans women like in general are beautiful and awesome and i wanna be their friendidkconfusing
One day I need a beautiful hon to sweep me off my feet and hold me like a baby
>>44215409i used to a long time ago.maybe.. 2016? i just think its a rip off i watch movies for free.i would rather buy a bag of mushrooms than a movie ticket, i get more out of the mushrooms.you will never know how good going to the movies was in the 20th century... then comparing that to today.. movie theatres are shit tier now
>>44217473lol
@bronya @closet >>44217476
>>44217473if you ask the average cis woman when she feels most feminine she'll start talking about her boyfriend because cis women are agp and i think that's beautiful and also sadit's been very disappointing to find out that most people define womanhood and femininity in general in terms of menbut being an agp gooner pervert is based so idk
>>44217479Not even in a rude way but it confuses me how much shame many people seem to be holding onto.
https://youtube.com/shorts/l-1A9wES03owhy am i even alive
>>44217486LMAO to me that just sounds like you getting close to being free from all that bullshit. come catch up it's way more fun over here>>44217505it seems totally exhausting right... i don't know where they get the energy
>>44217498my eyes just glaze over whenever someone posts obvious terfcaps on here. not my clown
>>44217498Not to be too pseud, but I will make the evil argument that as the world is structured now calling yourself a trans man or trans woman is inherently patriarchal since both were born out of patriarchal constructs of roles Gender abolitionism is the most progressive mindset but I don’t want that because I have been a bit brain broken by patriarchy much like everyone else :)
feeling ashamed of feeling shame about it this shit never ends
>>44217533eat a bagel and it mostly goes away for a few hours
so chasers hows it goingwhat have you been up to during the storm
>>44217533LMAO many such cases. it's hard to get rid of be patient with yourself. but don't give up either!
Unprotected anal sex with mamo in her sissy pussy
>>44217509This is cringe but if this happened I would cum
idk i just want to pass
>>44217503The role of women was defined by men at the end of the day so it’s not too shocking that the average woman is really fucking agp. It was a fun discovery a few years back talking to my cis f friend and realising that if they were trans everything coming out of their mouth sounds agp as fuuuuuck
The final TRVKE, which is unknowable to any but the straight cis male mind, is that honfidence is fembrained. Only the most hideous, subaltern, and damned cis women see themselves as ugly. The normal female experience is to think all women are beautiful>>44217522I am the clown, the circus, and the ringmaster>>44217527Never stopped you before LMAO
why would any transsexual want gender abolition. if we didn't enjoy gender we'd all either stay cis or be divine genderless beings this shit makes no sense
if you have a dick you're a man and if you have a pussy you're a woman. imo
>>44217545if my gf was amab she'd be in fucking prison by now
>>44217546You feel for a trick The average cis f experience is to say every woman is beautiful whilst in the same breath picking apart every aspect of a woman’s presentation and figure. Get a drinking party together with a bunch of cis women and put on say yes to the dress and the truth will be revealed quickly
>>44217472well ur not wrong Dx every time i look at it i can feel my blood pressure rising god i hate it its like howwwwww howwwwwwww are u ppl like this howwwwwwwwwww>>44217470that egg looks awesome>>44217469ikr???>>44217512i hope so T~Tmaybe some day
>>44217546>The normal female experience is to think all women are beautiful mfw my whole life has been infinite normal-female-experience-worksi am the bene of my honfidencesomething about rin's thighssomething about how rin's a childsomething about cartoonssomething about schizophrenia
>>44217544t. kidney stones
bone i hate my life they keep making the keyboard worse
i pass as a trans woman
>>44217559>say yes to the dressi used to love watching that show w my big sis :Dthe real bridezilla is always the bride's mom
eating meatless meatballs. getting my protein up. winning the day
None of you will ever come close to clowns blowjob lips
>>44217572I fucking love say yes to the dress. No woman who goes on that show has any concept of body types relation to style and it’s very funny to see someone who’s pear shaped put on something bottom heavy or someone who’s an inverted triangle put on something off shoulder. I swear half the dresses the girls wear are selected by the producers to rage bait the audience and get more views
i would even go so far as to say id be willing to be a fair bit uglier if it meant passingbeing hot is overrated i want straight women to be uninterested in me and just never have to think too hard about which bathroom to use ever again
>>44217559I'm guessing this is ironic , but at least in my experience I've met many cis women who also had a complex relationship with their gender and even when I'm closeted, I've related to many of them who were marginalized or told they weren't feminine enough for whatever other reasonA whole lot of cis women don't really see being a woman as just "having a vagina"
Having to get on my tip toes and jump to kiss my gf because she is just so tall
>>44217546you're the audience too it's kind of beautiful. you're like a perpetual motion machine
i want to ask out the guy working at the ffs surgeon's office
>>44217579when people say stuff like this i always want to send it to her but she'll probably just respond with something about wanting to kill herself and how you're retarded and gayit's all so exhausting with herbut - and if you tell her i said this i'll kill you - you are right. those are... some lips. that's for sure.
>>44217585I was exaggerating a little bit. But I am willing to bet if you went up to a random woman on the street rn with a microphone and asked her to define a woman vs going up to a trans woman you’ll get very different answers
>>44217583i never noticed that too much desu i guess i don't have the passion for fashion ;_;i loved the drama though i was always quietly hoping the bride would be a total asshole
>>44217608That's what I'm saying, you'll get very different answers because everyone has different life experiencesMaybe the place has something to do with it? I've seen england is full of terfs but idk
>>44217615Whenever me and my friends watch it we’re always locked the fuck in on the dresses. When the girl walks out the changing room we’ll pause it and have like a 5 minute debate on whether the dress slays or not before unpausing
https://youtu.be/nUt8-bGihgsis honfidence really the right word? is there an equivalent for the beautiful and chic? it's so exhausting being gorgeous you're marginalised and excluded at every turn. original caption follows:看着总算像个正常人类了吧?全靠这罐Golden Power硬撑。等等,罐上营养评分怎么才3/5?加工肉和三明治才1/5啊……这玩意儿算健康食品??说真的我在戒能量饮料了,那玩意儿纯纯工业毒药对吧,但偶尔实在熬不住也得灌一口(´(ｪ)｀)。你们那边功能饮料火吗?我老家那边认识的要么重度依赖,要么拼命想戒,还有好几个喝出毛病的!!算了,以后每天老老实实做拜日式,干一杯姜黄生姜shot。让过去的虚弱都被这夏日骄阳焚烧殆尽吧(=｀ェ´=)。妈的这天是真的热……打这几行字的功夫,杯里的冰已经化得一干二净了((◎д◎))。说真的,这篇到底该带什么 tag?感觉仗着语言壁垒,我就能毫无心理负担地发一些莫名其妙的疯。虽然我平时用英语也这副德行。本来想直接跟你们唠嗑,跳过 AI 翻译,但感觉 AI 已经把我包装得过于“公关友好”(PR-friendly)了。虽然这大概是件好事哈哈哈哈,毕竟你们肯定也懂那种为了不被冲,绞尽脑汁给自己“叠甲”、用好听的话包装自己的感觉。懂的都懂吧?哦对了,这件上衣是不是巨可爱?昨天我瞎晃悠进一家 boutique,跟一位中年阿姨一起挑,里面的东西简直可爱到犯规。我还跟朋友说,这件衬衫拿来搭 Cult Party Kei 绝对绝配,她立马狂点头:完全正确!时尚果然能跨越一切边界……等等对不起我又扯远了,再废话就要错过晚高峰流量池了,我闭嘴,对不起!!!
>>44217624Yeah, I’ll agree my take is probably biased by being from terf island. I’m talking from my experience of the people I’ve met and where I live
>>44217373the anglosphere is extremely obsessed with height, hence those posts
>>44217151i said something real naughty about sam altman while i was scrolling ram prices at work. i’ve atoned for my sins though.
they dont make good television anymoreits all just foidslop
>>44217636chic af
Closet is like a misogynistic man mimicking what he thinks a woman is like.
>>44217653this is how I look at you're posts
>>44217656What misogyny am I doing?
>>44217599he squints at your face and says "come back and ask again after the swelling goes down">>44217656no that's me watchahemif you're under 6'0" you need to just transition that is female heightif you dont make six figures dnigod i love living life on easy mode
>>44217663>>44217559
>>44217512Yeah my thoughts exactly. I couldn't even bother with masking as a kid half the time, just too tedious. Just be weird.
Today we feast
>>44217670>he squints at your face and says "come back and ask again after the swelling goes down"but we've been working through the processes and the insurance stuff and the consultation and whatnot before the surgery! he knows what i can look like and that i'll just be improved after!!hes also so sweet and so cute and funny and has hobbies and makes art and he's so creative
>>44217678Oh my gosh
Trvth thermonvclear explosive device:I'm hungry
>>44217678i like keeping mandarins in the fridge so they’re nice and chilly when you peel them. makes them very yummy.
>>44217681i just thought it would be funnier if he was an asshole idk the guyi say go for it but you do actually have to wait until your doctor/patient relationship comes to an end
>>44217675My misogynist take was telling you that women aren’t actually lovely creatures filled with nothing but love and whimsy and are in fact as two faced as anyone else but socialised differently so it tends to present itself in ways different from men? Yeah you’re right, I’m setting the movement back a hundred years
>>44217684>"trvke">look inside>obviously fvlse statement
did you know it’s against the rules to say “someone should shoot sam altman”? it’s super illegal to say “someone should shoot and kill sam altman”. again please do not say “someone should shoot sam altman with the intention to kill him” it is however legal to say that “sam altman’s death would positively effect your ability to purchase ram for a reasonable price”.
wahoo the usual meeting is webcamless this week which means i do not need to boymode for work as previously mentioned >>44217105 hereif a trans boymodes alone in the woods does he male a fail?>>44217691its ok hes just the surgical coordinator which means once surgery is done it's all fair game
>>44217698I miss wkuk
>>44217698taking notes rni love sam altman though im his top guy i would never wish him harm
Time to slow down thread speed with my aura
>>44217704me too rip
scotland should secede from the uk
>>44217697How much did Big Food pay you to post this?
>>44217719It'd make me wealthier as an Englishman
>>44217693Yeah, everybody talks about how double-faced, superficial and banal all women are. You're not making a revolutionary statement but discussing anything with you is like talking to a narcissistic 15-year-old.
>>44217727So you probably should’ve called me cringe then instead of misogynistic lmao
>>44217636so silly
>>44215409I go multiple time every week have an unlimited pass, it's like impossible for me to watch movies at home my attention always drifts off.Going again tomorrow on my own.
>>44217698>>44217705it would be really nifty if sam altman was transmuted into beetle and isopod meals via fancy techniquesrip trevor
Bronya's house is very McMansion coded. The more of it we see, the more US American it looks.
>>44217729Totally unrelated, just proved my point.
>>44217740She is rich af. The perfect tranny for a poor incel chud like myself
>>44217719we're fucking trying>>44217723i am big food bitch>>44217732the outfit to me gives like fun soccer mom telling the kids to run along so she can drink some wine coolers and hang out with her other mom friends. i want to be a little more like her
>>44217741I’m gonna stop replying to the bait after this but you were replying to my comment about someone saying my banal ass ‘women are people’ take was misogynistic. It was pretty related
>>44217740lol
>>44217748do you also flirt with the coach when the kids aren't looking
>>44217748I know you are not very familiar with sports but that version of soccer mom is very Hollywood brained. In EU the moms watch the games and scream hysterically, sometimes even fighting other parents
>>44217741This is a wild way to flirt with Closet but trust me, I'm taking notes! She's clearly raring to go!
>>44217625aw that sounds fun lole i wish i had friends to do that with
>>44217748if you're not holding a claymore you're not trying hard enough
>>44217749It's impressive how you just get worse and worse and how incapable you are of self-awareness. I don't typically do this but I'll just filter you atp.
>>44217636she's so cool like the kind of girl youd find in the wine section at trader joe's
Goon that sissy clitty to footage of people jumping to their deaths on 9/11
Costco should setup a fully independent mercenary state specifically in an area 200 kilometers north of Galzburg, South Africa
My dream is that all the people who dislike me just filter me rather than making it my problem
>>44217774Not an argument. The thread accepts your concession.
>>44217786It's useless to give this person an argument
>>44217781what are you even doing at this point are you just out of ideas
>>44217252i hate you
Found BBC porn in my tranny's laptop
>>44217784are the chicken bakes good? we don’t have them in canada, instead we have poutine.
does this to ur choid
>>44217825stop that!!!
no one is ever going to dominate me
>>44217795Nta but i ran out of ideas because my brain is constantly thinking of a way to pound your sissy pussy
>double-faced, superficial and banal all women aretruethis place is so dull
>>44217831This
or perhaps this
>>44217815do you never watch porn?
>>44217760that would be why I used the term soccer mom my love>>44217758i imagine she's like very together like she's very Adrienne RHOBH like she just wouldn't be wasting time on that kind of shit. me personally though I would be desperately trying to kill myself for this entire scenario >>44217770i have nice nails can I just get a gun>>44217808i know baby everyone does
>>44217823Yes. Decent sloppa imo. I never had poutine before tho. Is Costco poutine good
>>44217843Not really
>>44217849ew
>>44217848i don’t think ive actually had the poutine lol. ive only had the pizza and ice cream from there. if i had a car i’d go to costco more often but since i dont i rarely go there.
>>44217815Grim.
Typical porn is so uninteresting when you find people who will indulge in nudes and sexting
>>44217830sure they willyou seem pretty dominate-able to me>>44217829does it again>>44217831that sounds exhausting and also like a waste of your time because nobody's EVER doing that to mei am the fuckER not the fuckEE>>44217846no if you can't use the sword you need to be placing the minesrespect your culture
>>44217815drop her immediately unironically
I'm a liberal centrist like my favourite streamer, destiny
>>44217872do you mean it?
Costco sells poutine now?!
I'd like Sarah to domme me but I'm not having anything up my ass that doesn't appeal to me sorry
>>44217846inb4 you get sent to jailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt4AbEFpk0U
>>44217540Documenting a programmer's fuckups
>>44217873I will confront her about it, maybe she has a good reason for it
i was like why tf did he sample that in the intro and then i got it lolehttps://youtu.be/FcYl3D5jRDw
>>44217885i wouldn't last a minute in jail i heard they're like super humid from all the bodies
>>44217877yes dear absolutely >>44217881that's good because i have no interest in fucking moid ass
>>44217854not them but what's "ew" about not watching pornporn is gross
>>44217879always have in canada
>>44217872;-; youre RUINING him!!!
>>44217900yay
>>44217848I went to get poutine last weekend and they were sold out
I've never actually watched porn except for one gay movie from like the 90s where they were at an office and stuff when I was youngerI remember it made me feel rlly guilty lole
>>44217900Perfect then you can ruin me mommy
>>44217875what
>>44217895you don't have the energy i'm looking forif she doesn't look like that so i can look like this i do not want herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uat_jBT-zLk&t=63s
>>44217857If you ever try Costco poutine, please inform me and make a detailed statement that compares Costco poutine to poutine from other food places. Thank you for choosing /chasergen/. Anyways, glad to see you back on your ol’ trip
Boomers used to rent super 8 projectors and porn films and play them at bachelor parties
>>44217913I assume your religion is against sex before marriage but is it also against masturbation? Feel free not to answer btw if tmi
>>44217919I'm a liberal centrist like my favourite streamer, the quartering
>>44217893lol.>>44217901trvke
>>44217930ohhhhhh
>>44217881you can't be dommed without something plugging your ass
>>44217912Reminds me of when Shrew tried to get a subdog but they ran out of wieners
Watching the big game
>>44217927Technically yea but I'd say nowadays people aren't very strict abt it:p especially about sex before marriage
Tim Pool is my actual favourite
i got some updog
Domming my chaser tying all his limbs to the bed spread eagle, moving in close, lowering myself onto him gently just above his crotch, and reading him the entirety of one of my feminist lit books
>>44217927>unable to comprehend someone choosing not to watch porni should wear a garlic necklace if im ever near you
>>44217970whats updog?
>>44217964Makes sense, I think you should do whatever makes you happy be it abstinence or not, I’m not judging>>44217974Yeah it’s a bit wild to me because I remember learning a lot about myself and what I liked in my teens when I was peak horny, so when I see people didn’t have that phase I’m always surprised because it seemed so normalised between most people I knew. Not judging it though
>>44217970What’s updog
>>44217970Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>44217986>>44217995https://voca.ro/11vDVY8gugp8
I want a girl who can get her hands dirty, Help me build and move appliances, strong girl, Not afraid to chip a nail and can change a tire or Push my truck.
>>44218004Quick! Tell that one person who’s always asking for dommy mommy vocaroos! There’s one for real
>>44217815ew
>>44218010fuck all that you will do everything
>>44217927>>44217964I'll also say what I think abt this personallyI don't masturbate often and I'm even still kinda embarrassed of talking abt these topics tbhdesu LMAOS but I feel like practicing sexual acts without taking the emotional aspect into account should be avoided, it feels empty and wrong(BTW of course I know this doesn't apply to everyone, this is just my own views on what *I should do lole)
need a girl (boy) who can kill without hesitation or remorse
@Bronya what happened to the spice girl? She looks sick
>>44218013You are genuinely evil to get my hopes up like that. He was right about you.
break from work. hows everyone been?
>>44218019Nope, Your my girlfriend. This means you will be the resident handywoman and help fix things. Be useful.
im going back to bed.. a homeless lady wants me to help move her site and the marine guy wants me to drive him to the VA and im just going to go to bed... i dont care about anything anymore none of these people are going to help me so who cares
im a chudim a chudim a fat little chud
>>44218004>it’s just GDR AnonPoggers butthole doodoo fart
>>44218024Nah that makes total sense. Nowadays I can’t enjoy anything but smut with multiple chapters to get to know the characters so the intimacy feels real lol. I think if you’re prioritising intimacy that’s very valid and will probably lead good places down the line :)Sex without intimacy is deeply unfulfilling
>>44218029im doing good gorgeous lady, How has work been treating you? I hope you arent stressed or being overworked.
>>44218046haha im both of those things tbhh
>>44217973Would unironically love you to tease me restrained until I get the urge to beat the fuck out of youi
>>44218039https://voca.ro/1n1DUB4i4w4T
>>44218004aaaahhhh nooooooo ooooreminds me of this videohttps://www.tiktok.com/@vana_nz/video/7077816638581656834
CAM ON INGLUND SCORE SOME FAKIN GOWLS
>>44218052You’d still be restrained though so you’d just be thrashing around with me teasing you <3
https://voca.ro/17MUF2fc2e0b
>>44218062GOD DAMN IT I SMILEDNONOYOU CANT DO THIS TO MEIM THE ARCHITECT
>>44218066The feeling of throbbing against air without being able to do anything about it is really hotPartly why I love facesitting so much
>>44218010I hate doing that shit.. but I did rip off one of my fake nails the other day while lifting a dead air conditioning heat exchanger from my car at the tip. I also had to change a tyre not that long ago and I cried... But that's because I was already running late and I was wearing a pretty dress ._.
>>44218084Cute
>>44218083Just a little question. Are you by chance who I’m thinking of or no?
>>44217923i will provide a thorough analysis i can assure you. and thank you!! :>
Decided to look out my office windowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSLnzcGdGg
FUCK I MEANT TO POST THIS ONEthank you jannies im sorry it was an accident and you know that's true cuz i didn't even look goodi dont even mind the ban christ i just dont want that image up lol
>>44218098Who knows
>>44218111fuuuuuck kino i love dxhr so muchi remember i was doing the one boss in the server room idr her name but she’d go invisible and i just couldn’t kill her because i was playing full pacifist and i didn’t have enough ammo. she eventually bugged out and i that’s how i won lol.
>>44218130Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im going to kms
im bored
>>44218137They're not, but I am.Facesitting is peak and I can't wait to dom you even when you're literally planting your ass on my face.
>>44218094I'm way better at cooking though even if you're toned you're going to be strong fat by the time I'm doing with you lol I'll slow cook a beef rump roast just to use it later in stir fry. Also today I'm making choc banana muffins. I have some over ripe bananas so I went and got some choc chips and eggs, I have the rest because a domesticated woman maintains a well stocked larder/pantry and balances the budget (so she can hide purchases like that slutty Princess Rosalina cosplay for birthday sex).
jerking my tiny white clitty to bbc
>>44218159>>44218137However, as you know, I fucking hate posting here or even being here. Plus, I consider this place a sort of sanctuary for you, so I'll be waiting patiently for you to get back to me. I know you will.
>>44218161Insanely basedWhere do I sign up for the fattening?
my two part epoxy hardener leaked and turned into some sort of evil sinister piss colored foam
bf who tells me to die
Gf to stroke me while the footy is on so I remain low stress
>>44217919looks like the gay version of my friend matt
i watch soccer cause i'm gay and european(redundant i know)
>>44218182What kinda food do you like anon? I also grow a bunch of stuff too. I've been getting into wok cooking lately so it's all Chinese veggies and chili's rn. I'm going to try and grow Sichuan pepper bush in a big pot.
>>44218179>>44218159Even her simps are reddit
giving a chaser a footy while he watches the footy
>>44218168roach is gonna freak!!
Why do people watch this
>>44218238I said the same thing when I watched Mushoku Tensei
>>4421823650/50 chance that is actually roach. He constantly bbc posts then comes back later to quote every single post
>>44218227A Chinese curry from a wok is unbeatable especially if you do the rice in it too so it soaks up all the flavour so I'll have one of them please>I also grow a bunch of stuff tooI picked my first tomato of the season today! What's in your garden?
>>44218228do you think she samefags sometimes
>>44218252yep either that or roach ctrl+f's bbc in every thread which is also possible
>>44218263Cos chilis basil oregano parsley onions garlic. Just about to sow some of the Chinese stuff though.
>>44218272Eh idk about that, maybe? Afaik the only one who's really bad for it is bee/ellie.
does anyone like me
>>44218236>>44218252I think this is just someone baiting roach, he's actually too autistic to bait like that I think, it'd go against his morals or something
>>44218292Ellie's samefagging are so obvious that it's embarrassing. It wouldn't surprise me if Closet samefagged too but I don't think anyone gets to Ellie's level. Maybe Discordia.
>>44218250Hate fucking n7 Amazonian style
*pushes your clitty inside you with my dick*
>>44218301sure
UK ngas be starving with their tranny selection
>>44218234do you believe a mouse could love a rat?
>>44218316do you mean it
Ellie (Bee) is the most beautiful tranny that posts here
>>44218311At least they put effort in I guess, Ellie will just stop as soon as she starts arguing, can't multitask I guess when you're sperging on cooldown.
im the prettiest girl in the world my mom told me
>>44218320>blaire>closet>bronyaJust brutal.
>>44218320I feel bad for them
>>44218322you sound nice by your style of typing
>>44218272Even I’m not that bad. If I wanted attention and wasn’t getting it I’d post a nude to Reddit, pretending someone’s into you is giving sending yourself a valentines card
Is it the last episode of that football thing tonight
>>44218344Bronya mentioned
this match determines who gets the falklands
>>44218357yay :)
>>44218321yes if they’re squeak crossed loversi’m sorry this pun was awful lol
>>44218384The death of 650 argies determined that
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>>44218379Not fat enough
>>44218335Lmao>>44218323LMAO
>>44218312I’d rather die than touch a Mushoku Tensei fan
i think i should be alone forever
new>>44218463>>44218463>>44218463
>>44218432That wasnnyt m that wasn't her dude shes at the bar with like 5 dudes talking to her not so easy to be lefttr alone when youre 5'3 and spicey
>>44218043It's ironic how getting your ass filled up with strange mens semen is UNfulfilling lol.
