>>44269039
i am a dog

>>44269039
I don't have a girlfriend because I managed to convert her into a wife

>>44269070
fuck you
>>44269096
fuck you too

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>>44269039
the last gf I had made me suicidal

billie eilish big fat boobs

YUM

andy here
never give up, fellers

hey andy
let me suck that dick later

>>44269372
why's everything sex with yall?
suck on my brain, stimulate my mind, goddamn it

>>44269422
let's discuss philosophy in that case
and then let me suck that dick

andy again boyos
i do love sex
i love it with men and with women
i wear a big shirt during it because im a little shy
drinking a diet mtn dew and sitting on the back porch today :/

holy slander, calling a transbian bisexual is way too far

andy here
no

>>44269439
Sex with this shy girl she be blushin

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what did she mean by this

>>44269606
typical trainmoder. gets away with rape why not racism too.

test

>>44269606
>faking discord screenshots

>>44269431
>>44269439
>>44269444
>>44269467
>>44269499
thanks for making me laugh, but i must head on down to the new jobsite

>>44269439
and you specifically, i have a bone to pick with youse

the freaks have stormed the whitehouse

i moved into a light house

I haven't had a gf or bf since 2007

havent had a gf or bf since 1997

I never had a girlfriend because I'm gay

you're all my girlfriend tonight

hi gay im kini

>>44269973
fiyou were born in 2007 im ending it

Lisa got v& for having cp on her phone lol

woaw

who is lisa

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i wish i was beautiful

How do I get over never being able to experience child birth?

single for fifteen years award

single for 27 years award. im rape meat for bi men!!!

wish i was pretty, wish i had hips, wish my skin was gorgeous soft, wish my face had soft angles. i really want to be a woman

fuck my snout life

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>>44269039
Because im a loser who doesn't pass

>>44270759
i am a dog

>>44270816
i’m not but i have those characteristics and it gets me into trouble

Ever try red light therapy on scalp?

iwnbaw because i like paradox games

>>44270816
is this just the new gimmick character of mmg?

>>44271153
nothing about my life is a gimmick

i got hard looking at the lebanese president’s bulge

>>44271182
ok so roll over then

I will never pass, I will never mail fail. I am a clocky man moder.

>mail fail

Please excuse my autism, I often mistype identical sounding words for what I am thinking/hearing in my head. I meant to say male fail

we will never forgive your autism

>>44271203
(•˕ •マ.ᐟ

Should I get properly diagnosed for autism? Then I can possibly get disability or protections at work; but then people might not hire me and MAGA may try to go after me.

>getting a diagnosis in 2026
enjoy the camps bro

Should I keep being a sex pest? Then I can possibly written up by HR; but then people might not give me AIDS and it get the doodoo fecal matter check.

Yeah I mean when Trump gets his third term or his successor does they will send us to concentration camps.

you should slap your boss on the ass next time he walks by

>>44271277
now give paw

be like “attaboy champ” or something. it would be so kick-ass dude. anyway do it or youre a total dick-wad and probably a wastoid too lol

I mean, I'm not blameless in this since I vote Trump twice but it wasn't my fauly. I genuinely though he would make the money bigger.

>>44271344
he’s gonna be the money president

>>44271324
ฅ ฅ

>>44271344
i made 33% gains on my stocks in the last week.treump IS is the MONEY PRES

>>44271362
good girl!

Yeah we’ve had inflation and trillions wasted on the war in Iran.

And the ai bubble going to pop very soon, expect a .com style crash

>>44271384
Unfortunately it’s likely to crash just as the next president comes in. The AI bubble and MAGA are co-dependent.

>>44271372
⦮ ⦯

>>44271384
My autism says this isn't real and that it's just the new 2 more weeks.

I can’t socially come out as trans till trump’s term is over, how do I cope with man moding for 2.5 more years?

>>44271671
Lol she thinks it will end

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i get an hour lunch, bitches
this job is super chill mane

>>44271945
I miss having an hour lunch to game or art.

>>44271945
an hour lunch is your right as a human and on every job ive had where they tell me to take a half hour lunch i try to take an hour 30 instead

being perceive as a young cis twink that needs protection is super based. i love having short hair and male pretty privilege. wish i was a woman

omw to watch 3 hours of moidslop

how tall is that tall anon i was talking to yesterday

>>44272397
short hair makes me look like a cute youthful twink, long hair makes me look like an ogre
explain this

>>44272758
i heard the odyssey is awful

>>44272344
i take 2 minutes for lunch when i eat

me on the left

>>44273069
i would top both of them at the same time. like the image of the gargantuanmoder looming in the shadows over a frightened looking boymoder. i wish i saved it

>>44271282
>trusting doKKKtors

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i malefailed to a nun once and that’s it

>>44273069
this is making me want to kirk myself

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>>44269039
>qott
I dated a few girls in highschool mostly to get my mom off my back. there was one I was pretty fond off but I don't think she liked me very much and frequently expressed she didn't like my more effeminate mannerisms. funnily enough my mom took my phone and texted her a bunch of mean stuff about a dress which is why we broke up. I've been with a few theyfabs/femreppers which I liked bc we related on a deep level about gender issues but it always crashes and burns bc my own and their own mental issues. I've never had sex with a woman and I really only date/fuck guys now mostly bc I think my attraction to women makes me gross as it's always mixed with jealousy and envy of them. don't really wanna try dating women either I've found myself to be more content and sexually fulfilled with men.

>>44269039
If you don't look like a woman who delivers a man if your lover told you that he loved you like a wife that was attracted to your body as a male so he wanted to be a male even though he would treat you like a wife?

>>44273250
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

anyone want to bash my spinal column into my ribcage with a sledge hammer later?
im a pretty dense moid so you may have to be even moidier~

>>44269039
having a gf is gay

>>44269039
>qott: do you have a gf? why or why not?
i dated a girl for like 5 years out of hs, was planning on repping the rest of my life for this bitch, then she decided she did want to have a hoe phase.. funny thing was I kept repping for the hope we'd might get back together someday, it wasn't until I saw she got knocked up by some dominican like 5 years later that I finally scheduled my hrt..

>>44273930
cucked so bad you castrate yourself goddamn yt boi wake up

>>44274004
its rough in these trenches v.v

I miss being wholesome

i am still wholesome

>>44273069
me on the left

>>44270444
I wish I was a knight in shiny armor.

>>44270444
they're calling it the most performative shot in all cinema

men and masculinity are inherently reactionary

common mmg, do a passgen or somthing, its crickets in this jawn

i have a huge headache from co2 exposure

>>44274911
i am a dog

>>44274911
it's always common

>>44274911
>>44273305

>>44275052
gotta see if you pass as one tho
>>44275069
fine, dead mmg, that bettur?
>>44275081
nah, that shits for chasers anyway, i mean like "does your mode stand the test" typa thread.

i was told i wasn't allowed to post face

>>44269096
I did the same thing. My best advice is to marry a woman that loves anal.

>>44273725
im twice your size

>>44275106
the old mod made that decision, they're dead now
post away man-am

>>44272852
it isn't awful but it is not good and whoever does sound for these nolan films should face a firing squad

>>44275081
these bitches are ugly as fuck also why does mwah look like a child with down syndrome

>>44275130
it's because i look like a dog

>>44275120
im twice as wide as you

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im afraid i look like this

>>44275141
i am a dog

>>44275237
me on the middle right

Older asian woman with winger eyeliner stared into my eyes as if expecting attraction (in a smug manner) and i looked away, when i looked back i saw a change in her demeanor like she thought she confirmed her suspicion or found some deep secret of mine. anyway i actually was not attracted to her but she did intimidate me because she was pretty and the whole time i was thinking i hope she doesnt think i like her which is basically what i think around women 24/7 which maybe makes me act as though i do like them or give off a similar aura to that i dont know i feel like many women i interact with ASSUME there’s attraction on my part and it makes the whole thing super weird. what if none of this is true and it’s all in my head and it’s a strange mental gymnastics way of feeling attracted to women which sometimes i do i cant lie but usually only masc women

>>44275237
right mogs me

>>44275260
im the guy all the way to right f

why do so many of you post shit that makes it seem like you think you can read random people's minds and body language perfectly like a psychic

>>44275237
The guy in the back with a big hair super cute

>>44275295
everybody thinks im an agp sneedhon fetishist invading women’s spaces by meekly manmoding outside of women’s spaces and they think i want to date them

>>44275295
bpd

>>44275295
if you assume the worst about people you can guess their thoughts ~2/3rds of the time

ALL WOMEN EITHER PITY ME LIKE A GAY DOG OR BELIEVE I WANT THEM UNLESS THEYRE “UNATTRACTIVE” BUT ALSO NOT WEIRD ABOUT IT SO THAT BASICALLY WE INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE CAMARADERIE IN THE OTHER AND TREAT EACH OTHER AS FULL HUMANS THE WAY OTHERS DENY US

>>44275352
so much this

>>44275295
>what is theory of mind?

>>44275337
probably
>>44275310
>>44275352
let's all take our meds, ok?

>>44275362
you win an award for the dumbest possible response so far!

>>44275352
i don’t think that’s true. i think most people think far better than i fear they do

>>44275368
i dont have meds because i distrust psychiatry. i woudlnt even be taking hrt if it wasnt necessary for survival. i hate drugs and worship nature my natural form my perfection my masculinity

>>44275409
right direction wrong details the technojainist utopia has mandatory demasculinisation and no need for psychiatric drugs

>>44275409
I mean you need to do something about this issue surely

>>44275434
why? who cares all it does is ruin all of my relationships before they start

love how everything is actual shit and it's only gonna get worse

i finally understand why people fuck fubs now

>>44275490
heyy

industrial revolution was probably one the worst things to ever happen to humanity only losing to the fall of the ussr, touchscreens and neoliberalism

neoliberalism and the fall of the ussr were the same event but generally i agree with your point

>>44275503
no one here is a fub

girlfriend

you think being moided is tough? try being a capitalist

getting raped and dissociating while hearing piss crowns are trebled on the background

what's the best piece of media to be raped to?

>>44275633
elon is handling both with the grace of a prince

gotta give it to him at least he has good taste in music

>>44275649
kpop demon hunters

>>44275650
sorry,
*try being a tranny capitalist

>>44275668
Reppers are trans women

haha omggg ;3, I want to be raped to kpop demon hunters~

greetings, fellow moders!
it is i, Andy-O, leader of the Modercats!
the job is scrait
i'm getting paid as a warehouse grunt what i made as a supervisor at the other yard

>>44275649
probably baise moi

>>44275682
okay, fair enough, I do subscribe to the tranny gene being passed in the y chromosome, given his kid, and his attitude to the group as a whole, that theory does have ground!

>>44275693
fu

>>44275708
>tranny gene being passed in the y chromosome
LMAO

holy smokes, i just absolutely housed this bowl of pasta e fagioli
im such a little fag-oily

made out with my wife so passionately that when we pulled away her glasses were completely fogged up and we both just cracked up laughing

i will never experience that

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giwtwm im so alone

need fuck fat woman in the but t

this so much fucking this

im just fat

and male

shutup trainfoid

perhaps chinese too

i ate a chinese yesterday :D

>>44269606
lmao seriously? is this real

yes all whites are racist

not true,
that only person i hate is myself

people forget trainmoder is racist:
https://vocaroo.com/123cXjwn8Pu2

>>44276035
classic squeaktoad

god i hate the english so much

>>44276035
https://voca.ro/1gYmxeQBe04t

its painful when the short bus children try to mingle with the regular

>>44269039
Dont have one. Long story short - crippling social anxiety, self-doubt, and resulting lack of effort. Hell, i dont even know how to date, and dating these days... might as well go to hell and stay there - much better chances to get snared.

have any of you actually gone to the beach this summer? did you raw dog the cones, or did you find some form of mens two piece to protect your modesty?

am i a short bus kid

>>44276070
who is ts

>>44276126
for the record ts means this shit and not this

i dont think anybody thought ts meant "this"
u gud??

My fat ass just gooned, now my chest is covered in HRT cum

lap it up or you'll get crabs

My magic wand really has made gooning so much better

Hello MMG, happy Tuesday! My partners were telling me this is the place to find tummies! I have been looking through this thready but I do not see any, did I happen to miss them today? I'm sorry if I'm coming off like a noobie, I do not log onto this website often.

>>44276368
i am a dog

>>44276368
i am a fat man

>>44276368
i am a moid with a moid stomach

>>44276368
don't you have something more important to be doing

>>44276368
i am a ***

>>44276456
>>44276511
>>44276524
>>44276546
>>44276548
Hello Netizens,
Thank you for replying to my inquiry. Will you be sharing your tummies tonight?

i like letting my bf suck my dick

WHY DONT I HAVE A CHASER GAY DICK SUCKING BF IT’S NOT FAIRRRR

imagine getting jealous when you see the equivalent of a dog eating its own shit off the street

i think i have cancer

WHY DON'T I HAVE CANCER IT'S NOT FAIR

he lets me pretend that we're both gay too

i roll the most amazing blunts but you hoes are gonna have to learn bc i want my bitches rolling all my blunts for me

bitch fuck you, my grape wood shits on your crusty lil philly

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>>44276737
backwoods are fucking nasty
and phillies? what is this, the 1980s?
i smoke the 49 cent wraps, Royal Blunts Purple Haze
but yeah i will both outroll and outsmoke ya bud

where are my swisher heads at :/

>>44275695
any you should get us all jobs as warehouse grunts when you work your way up this ladder

>>44275961
it’s not. i actually searched my discord DMs for both “drake” and “n-word” to make sure i didn’t just forget sending that somewhere

she had to check..?
trainmoder bros.........

>>44276934
you still gutting swishers after all these years, uncty?

>bro just believe me bro i'm not racist because i said so and um i definitely didn't delete any messages!

>>44277077
i wanted to be 1000% sure before calling it fake in case i was wrong and looked like a big moron liar. i knew it was fake immediately but wanted confirmation. it’s like when you see a cop behind you while driving and suddenly start thinking “oh god what if i somehow have 20 pounds of cocaine and don’t even know!?”

triggering her ocd

>>44277121
i couldn’t even delete the message because it never existed

>>44277083
im not an unc :(

do people find college drop outs attractive >_<

this RACIST cokehead is also annoying?

there’s a racist cokehead here?

>>44277136
(Hello?)
Hello, Mr. Neal, how are you today?
(I'm good. Where's the rest of the group?)
Oh, it's just you.
(I'm the group?)
Yes, but don't worry: I don't need anyone else.

That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
(They are driving me insane)
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
(It's more than I can take)

Missing parentheses
Uneven Capris
Googling "askew"
Bags opened from the wrong end
Should be recognized as a sin,
Along with an unsolved Rubik's Cube

I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

Toilet paper facing inwards
Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers
A closet that's not organized
Pills removed out of sequence
Sideburns that are not even
That one rebel mini blind

I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

Mr. Neal, how's everything going?
(Fine.)
Would you like to take a break?
(Yeah, actually that'd be gre—)
Great. I hope you're hungry.
I've prepared some snacks for you.
Enjoy.

I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD, baby
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD.

All right, we're all done. You're free to go.
Mr. Neal?
Mr. Neal?
(Can I come back tomorrow?)

does anyone else when they watch a movie pick a boyfriend for the movie? my boyfriend for obsession was the guy with the hat that gets a billion dollars

>>44277279
congratulations! that may be the most pathetic thing I have read today.

>>44277279
i like ian, his death was the funniest part of an already pretty funny movie

>>44277279
oh that sounds like fun. i can't wait to pick a movie bf and then get embarrassed and resentful when it later turns out i picked the cringe loser dipshit character

well you’re picking a man, so the odds are already stacked against you

men are goated doe

according to luce irigaray liking men is malebrained

heinously false statement

wassup moders
i get to stay up late
i know that impostor bitch likes me secretly
she wants my uncut

true who said that was someone else i think

I’m 23 yo. I’m ready to settle down now? How do I get a bf?

ANDY GET DOWN

i think im in love with zohran mamdani. like genuinely in love like i dont even jerk off thinking about his beautiful face i just stare at him and blush. wtf

>>44277736
when the impostor is sus

sorry if that counts as harrassment or smthn also i dont agree with his politics im totally maga

>>44277822
both of your posts are deeply embarrassing

>>44277832
why

Uhhhh I can feel my brain get rewired from HRT I’m not joking

going to order a chinese again

>>44277842
bad politics and bad taste in men

lowk racist but I can't prove it

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>>44277863
why do you hate america and muslims?

>>44277863
we’re pretending zohran isn’t hot?

i simply do not like commies very much

>>44277903
men are disgusting and I'm disappointed in his not being more aggressive with pro-trans policies (compliance in advance) but I'd let him hit

i wish mamdani was even more of a commie

>>44277917
he's doing everything he can as a mayor

>>44277780
are you making a reference to my boyhood hero, Godfather of Soul, James Brown? ;3
>>44277816
yeah i think she needs manremoval

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=letsemUOxs4

>>44277978
high school girlfriend core

>>44277893
such a curious image

>>44277978
i want to hate this cause it's terrible and generic but i like his voice and all the old tropes in the song are nostalgic to me now

>>44278025
just let the love wash over you. listen to the rest of some things don’t wash out

tfw you realize your girlfriend is an actual trans lesbian and you're just a gay man on estrogen

if you’re a gay man why are you dating a woman?

truemoder trans lesbian x fakemoder gay man on hrt

>>44278068
why does the fakemoder have to be a gay man on hrt? as a fakemoder transbian i resent that accusation

>>44278058
gay men can like women, cool it with the misogyny

truemoder transbian x no one

>>44278078
maximum psychic damage for the hon

>>44278090
hon?

>>44278094
hon.

>>44278097
i am no hon
fakemoders cannot be hons
fakemoder is a twinkhon and above

sometimes fakemoder just means you girlmode

>>44278108
this might be hard for your white passoid brain to accept but you actually werent being centered in my original reply

>>44278115
this might be hard for your white passoid brain to accept but you actually werent being centered in my original reply

damn bitch ok

>>44278127
this might be hard for your white passoid brain to accept but you actually werent being centered in my original reply

>>44278137
don't call them bitches

>>44278147
hoes

She got a white moder friend, look like Michael Jackson
She got a black moder friend, look like Michael Jackson

>>44278151
ofc youre also an incel lol like white trannies are NEVER beating the allegations

bitch is said in a feminist way fyi, like when rico nasty wrote "smack a bitch"

>>44278118
>>44278127
>>44278140
NEW MODER COPYPASTA DROP

i’m gonna start a moder polycule squalor house in georgia

>>44278170
??? BITCH take your fucking meds lmao

smack my bitch up was a feminist anthem
-the guardian

hey gooners andy again
big bro is letting me stay up xtraaaa late bc ive been so good
(big bro is what i call my shark :D)
probably gonna fill the time going thru all my ex's letterboxds and wondering if they thought about me during when they watched those movies
might watch some porno later, drops the links if u gots them :)

>>44278180
will the 'cule stay away from Andy?

>>44278108
>fakemoders cannot be hons
lol
if I started using she/her and honmoding... it's not about passing or not, it's about whether or not you are actually MANmoding

>>44278175
holding up a black cis woman to excuse your violent digital misogyny is crazy

you're bullying a celtic trans woman right now do you realise that

>>44278185
you fucking bitch you have mischaracterized me for the last time
i don't even watch porn nor am i a gooner
and my ex is still in my life, i don't have to wonder i can just ask shordy
and yes i have the faggot shark bc a 4chan tranny bought it for me many years ago okay?

how do celtics trans women feel about jaylen brown being traded?

im pretty sure im calling out a white american and male colonizer but ok

damn andy wants that bitch

>>44278211
there are moders of color all around you, don't stereotype us

>>44278198
their nipples are brown. that's a jew if i ever seen one.

>>44278211
ok nvm it's cowbot being braindead

>>44278221
cool it with the antisemitism

>>44278211
>trans women are males
not very woke of you

>>44278225
i
just
want
to
fit
in

unlike resident transmisogynist cowbot, I support all women, normal and cis

>>44278214
yeah i want that bitch fr
but whatever she can literally milk the cum out of my dick with whatever orifice she deems appropriate

>>44278226
transwomen are male and women because they're non-men but they still uphold patriarchy and constantly bring it into feminist and poc spaces bc ultimately theyre still socialized with white male expectations of access

>>44269039
I wish I had never transitioned and I could be a gay boy

>>44278251
same

>>44278246
they're letting chimpanzees post online now bruh

>>44278246
AFAB housing fan

>>44278246
yeah you are stirring up a hornet's nest
never hold up a mirror to white transfems

>>44278261
I can't even identify with transgender women anymore cuz most of them are attracted to the other women. I've always been gay

>>44278246
are you kidding me? expectations of access divergent from privelege? how ridiculous. you guys meme that they're incel to girlfriend pipology. we literally had vintologi posting. these people are often more ostracized and used to being social pariahs. in indian culture the hijra are considered untouchables. the lowest class. you try to ascribe some male facet to them so that you too can exclude them. they're like leppers. wives divorcing their spouse over their transition. they struggle in employment. maybe the tech bro's or onlyfans thots have clouded your judgement from reality. the majority are ugly because they're poor or impoverished and denied access by nature of their identity. you don't understand them. the reason you want to ascribe male privelege to them is your inability to rationalize a sex change. you'll forever see them as men. sometimes they have to work hard and be incredibly well mannered in order to be even offered opportunities. they literally have to fight for access to healthcare.

andy

>>44278295
lmao

im so confused did i really got whitewashed for saying bitch

does anyone here besides me actually like men?

i like men. especially intellectuals.

>>44278327
i hope not and i also hope you can recover from your condition

>>44278327
me

cowbot do you still enjoy cheating or was it just a phase

i'm voluntarily celibate

i think the feet killed it for some of them lol

>>44278334
jealousy is a disease bitch, get well soon!!!! xoxo <3

>>44278348
I'm voluntary, do you know why? Because,

NO WAY LMFAOOOOO

>>44278362
do you get jealous when you see dope fiends losing it in the street? or do you just feel kind of sorry for them?

>>44278301
what baby? my precious doppleganger

because i'm an old washed up whore? that's what real gay death is.

making love to my bitch wife

yeah ill take 1 wife, hold the bitch

I wonder if my wife would mind being called bitch

why did you lower yourself to that degree for a worthless piece of shit like that lol

dont call her worthless you dont even know her

have some fucking self respect

any other worthless pieces of shit in mmg tonight?

jesus christ, you act like im any better

do better for yourself it’s unsightly

>>44278327
yeah but only as cute slutty sex objects, i fuck women if i wanna connect to a person

>>44278486
i am a dog

I love myself

I love my wife

>>44278511
gay nigga

i want to have mixed babies

cannot believe someone simped for that