gay editionqott: is it gay when you like men or is it gay when you like women? prev: >>44297186
Can a manmoder post how they look pweaseIt was promised to a random anon in a random thread also
pathetic: grown man unable to sleep without fish plushie and weighted blanket
>>44308350I can only sleep on the floor
i deserve a boyfriend
>>44308350show plushie for rejuvenative sleepfuls
>>44308370why, it just looks like all the other ones
>>44308394sorry it didnt occur to me a shark is a fish i thought they was their own thing i even googled it
lmao like whales?
no not like whales you fat autistic shitstain
i am a cat
>>44308422no its just when i see the word fish my mind goes to a little yellow tang or a gourami not a big shark
a sting ray is a fish too!
holy shit
reading the wikipedia entry for fishi think its really unfair whales and dolphins are excluded
they're rapists
>>44308299I hate this fucking game. I did 3 whole chapters and over 34 hours and nothing happened yet>if you cross this door you'll find about a conspiracy that rules our world from the shadows and that is going to shatter your understanding of the world>idk bye!>goes home to play vidiaWTH?
>>44308350in my mind you are a cute girl so this is bery cutet. cismoid drive-by commenter
do I have to be on HRT to be a manmoder? what if I'm just a man with crazy thoughts
>>44308557i am a dog
>>44308681then you are a reppermanmoders are on hrt
>>44308839can creatures like us ever be friends
>>44308850i am a dog
you ever hear the radio coming out of your air conditioner?
>>44308868i am a doglike
>>44308299I loved Frau Koujiro, she was such a based character
>>44309059awesome chica
>>44309064yeah i really enjoyed robotics;notes in general
hate my ribcage
i hate being a gay man
i hate everything about my life except that im on estrogen
>>44309082thats awesome chica
im so sad all the time
i wish i wasn't an alcoholic
Do you think gays are plotting against us fr?>>44309127
yo that moder that was scared of the xfiles is a little bitchi watched in the 90s when i waslike 6-7 years oldget it? sixxx sevennn!yes, i am old, yes i am an OG, yes, i am like the secret member of The Lone Gunmenfuck with a real moderandy out
fuck you it IS scary
>>44309170add me so i can comfort you through the scary parts, my dear vaginaboyyou probably think the monster-of-the-week are really scary and not the deep state shadow gubmint peopke, pathetic
hey ladies andy ive been playing a lot of fortnite by myself in the nighti like to dance with people because it remidns me of when i could have done that shake my stuff twerk my shithad a piece of cake and also smoking a vape that smells like cigs
>>44309208andy doesn't play fortniteandy plays rocket league and vintage Gunz The Dueland matter of fact, andy is not playing anything at this timei haven't even tested the last haul of games i got from the retro game store like 2 months agoalso, i'm never gonna dance again, even emoting as an avatar as per the lyrics of the song Careless Whisper by George Michaelyou will never understand me, impostorthe closest you'll get is when my large uncut latino cock is plunging in and out of your bootyhole and making you moan like a faggot as i give you backshots
moder slash scrapper slash bad bitch snatcherbaby mama mad, she say you live like a bachelor
>>44309059I haven't played the full game, but wasn't she a retard? I get being a loser virgin incel if that's a thing in your time, but she literally was copying incel talk from decades ago, she had to literally study to become a disgusting loser
i regret to inform you i passed away this morning of natural causes
>>44309287ANDY!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>44309291no sorry different guy
>>44309292oh, okay phew who cares then?
>>44309296ehhh i know like two or three people who'll be kinda sad about it
>>44309306are they anybody we know?and how are you posting if you are dead?
>>44309296Id care, and everyone knows me
a lot of people don't know this but we have internet in hell
>>44309322who are you?and who is the hospice-moder?
>>44309330Your local unc manmoder. Also the other person is a deadmoder cuz they're dead
i wish i could get my willy hard
>>44309369Skill issue
avoidance is free, easy, legal, and keeps you safe!
>>44309895avoidance makes other people sad
>>44309895Apropos of nothing
>>44309369just think about andy naked and how she looks like a gay woman under the dirty blue collar clothes
>>44309923not if you never knew them to begin with! 99% of people you encounter are and will remain total strangers and that's fine
>>44309948nah that ain't doing it for me you got anything a little raunchier? i mean really nasty.
>>44309951what about the 1%?
>>44309997the 1% are not meaningfully distinct from the 99% in terms of average characteristics. it makes zero real difference to other people's lives, on average, if one person they might encounter slips from the 1%->99% or vice versa
>>44310023oh :(
>>44309959think about andy's big tilf cock
Handy Andy's Moder Man-Removal Services LLC
my family keeps asking me dumb questions like "when's the last time you had a date?" or "why do you never introduce us to girls?" or "are you fucking gay?" and "you can just tell us if you're gay it's not a big deal we just want to know"
dude either bring a girl home or tell them you're a faggot, it's not that hard
ignore them, straggots are cattle volcels are ubermensch
maw, paw, i'm a dang ol queer ass dick suckin fagniti dun reckon i oughta tell yall before yall found out by seein my conetits poking out the sides of my hot wheels monster jam muscle tee
hickmoders owe coast elite moders sex
>>44310441come get it coward
it's over
highkirkenuinely mogs me
maybe if my ass was fatter someone would let me be their devoted domestic slave
andy is that moder smoking plenty moderjuana
andy would run the moder house like the navy
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
>>44310890you can be
>>44310896i lack willpower and money. i'm also ugly as FUCK
>irish revolutionary who hated the british more than his own life went to the us to support slavery>biggest british opium pusher #1 chinese hater went to the us to abolish slavery?
start doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_mfo1IlLY4start doing this
>>44310545straight hair lily tino…
i can’t even transport powder into a cup without spilling it because i’m a failure
>Andy, diminutive form of Andrew, a masc. proper name, from Old French Andreu (Modern French André), from Late Latin Andreas (source also of Spanish Andrés, Italian Andrea, German Andreas, Swedish and Danish Anders), from Greek Andreas, a personal name equivalent to andreios (adj.) "manly, masculine, of or for a man; strong; stubborn," from anēr (genitive andros) "man" (from PIE root *ner- (2) "man").>"manly, masculine, of or for a man; strong; stubborn,"i was chosen before the foundation of the world to be king of the moders
>>44310545she looks like my hillbilly cis ex from high school whom i knocked up and who is the mother of my white halfbreed bastard son whom i don't acknowledge as kin
um...
>>44311024say another mf word i swear to god i was being vulnerable there for a second about my secret white son and how he had to grow up in my absence
>>44310545soulmogs me
yes, i'm a father guys, sorry to disappointyou may call me Daddy if you wish
>>44311018all white women look like this to me lowk
no eres modersita, eres modersota
shoutout to my homie rufus (legal name kept private)that's my dawg right there
>>44311124looks more like a cade
this man is smoking djarum blacks
>>44311176STOPSTALINGME
also that’s a blunt u foolstalking* btw
seek your fortune in Africa
idea: what if we push all white settlers back to the ocean
especially andy
do you think this guy is cute
>>44311327i used to smoke djarum black cigarettes when i was a teen>>44311327>>44311332i love you :)your existence makes me happyyou're the mini-me to my dr. evilyou wouldn't get it; it's like a millennial unc thing but just know it means i am deeply fond of you if you know what i meanand it means that i long for and lament wanting to get to know you and being unable toand it hurts bc you literally make me laugh and smile every day and i just wanna do a few lil things in return ;)
what if a white boy was swagged tf out tho
lum
>>44311401is birdie your buddy or something? or do you just have a weird obsession?
>>44311414what
>>44311414i know who you are lol
>>44311423lack of medication
>>44311394i became white? when?have i been white this whole time?i thought i was part of an evil plot known as the browning of americai am technically a deracialized person, even in my country of origini'm raceless, everything and nothingi'm a racecel
>>44311442true
>>44311444honestly my bad i assumed you were white because you're annoying
im biracial (spanish and hungarian)
>>44311463ok this thing IS uglier than chudette
chudette is a ten
>>44311484out of one million
>>44311476he's cute stop hating
17 was too late
>>44308309If I get depressed and desperate enough sure
Unrelated to the pooner getting posted but i really want st4t or even transbianism with a manmoder like im really really tired of being alone and im scared of cis people but just know that i would see you as a man because im androphilic
fat rectangle
i literally just look like a twenty 1 year old twink with some fat on his bones. im sure glad i spent this whole time crying and praying and hoping to realize my one dream in life which i repressed away. im going to literally die full of shame and regret
dubs and i succumb to the illness
rolling to suc cum /b/
>>44311494
>>44311431lots of affection>>44311436who else could i be but myself?
>>44311401>>44311463>>443114940what the fuck?
"all women are lesbians" is the funniest incel meme ever because the average straight woman hates lesbians so much they genuinely live in a state of constant fear and paranoia about them
lum and glegle linked up. need it or keep it?
>>44311567they should frot
>>44311548why i demand an answer im like michelle pfiefer in frankie and johnnie and if you dont give me an answer im running away
>>44311583an answer to what? who i am? i'm andyi have never seen that movie, unfortunately
is jk rowlling the most protected billionaire today
>>44311594if you are the one who enjoys my company then i should probably just self isolate and kill myself
>>44311606umm i guess provably like she gets away with saying transphobic stuff
>>44311607why would me enjoying your company make you want to do that?
>>44311616im sorry
which one is the real andy and which one is the clone?
>>44311617what are you apologizing for? you've done nothing wrong but made me happy and smile
im pretty sure there’s only one andy and this is another forced namemoder
>>44311628whats a forced namemoder?
we are all andy
>>44311623andy should i get ffs or would it be prudent for me as a never-malefailed cant-pass twinkish young man to get a mastectomy to be able to more easily sleep with gay men
>more easily sleep with gay menhow much easier do you need it to be jeez fucking men is about as easy as it gets
>>44311632no stop it i am andy :(>>44311637ffs, as it is also what i will be pursuing in the futurea mastectomy is like breast suicidedon't do it as you'll be robbing your future self of any potential natual breast growth
>>44311643Gay men specifically. like kinsey 5 and up homos
men on grindr and sniffies usually seem annoyed when i ask their sexual orientation, like not that they don't have an answer so much as they're confused why i'd even ask
uh huh, right.
Is sniffies a refference to poppers or dudesmell
>>44311637excuse me but should i get ffs or a mastectomy?
anyway, i have errands to runto my impostor, dm me pleasei'm kinda sad a lilthat shid kinda ruining my high
>>44311665i always took it as a reference to the various diseases you get from it
>>44311667Ffs, sorry i am esl and sorry i didnt make myself clear
>>44311672gay culture is so fascinating
>>44311609>sayingshe literally funds all twerf groups in the uk and possibly abroad too, uk legislation changed because of her influence, amnesty international criticized said groups then backed down when she threatened to sue. any criticism of her actions gets you persecuted like lol I wish she was "just saying stuff"
elden ring is lowk dog water
all the souls games are. i have not seen once pic of these games that doesnt look like a brown ugly mess
bloodborne is good, chvd
my dick is all fucked up dude
Bladerunner 2099 is a trans allegory for sexy passoids
>>44311783liv agar tsmt
just post the fucking images! it’s an imageboard!
glegle serious hat
penis.png
balls.mpeg
will die alone award
Mpreg???? Did you say mpreg???
Dammit, I got out of the shower and was getting my hot boymode clothes on but got turned on and gooned, the orgasm was great but now my shirt is soiled
moderpreg
Now I gotta take another show lmao
>>44312354>>44312371why are troonbians so repulsive
>>44312459But I like men
Even when I put on boy mode clothes I have such thick thighs and wide hips, and boobs…. I’m beginning to realize I turned myself into a sex object
>>44312459why do people think this is anyone but agender flag?
>>44312459>replying to the resident gay man pretending not to know who it is just to slander transbians
transbians are literally oppressed by straight trannies
Just fat max to get curvy and get big boobs
>>44312529struck a nerve
>>44312613>gains back the male fat you lost since those cells haven't died and are in the same place, just deflated
>>44312696
>>44312696then why am I pear shaped?
>>44312706wtf is that thread>>44312741you're probably not
>>44312767that's piogen
>>44312741>>44312696Keep coping
>>44312783
>>44312496giwtwm i just have fat thighs
>>44312793or yeah i look about the same as this i guess youre just honbragging. thanks for posting though now i dont feel jealous. (Would btw)
clavicular was almost choked out :(
When will clavicular start taking estrogen? He needs to remain a pretty young man.
topping clav while pointing out weak muscles and uneven bone development
>>44312961hopefully never
How do mopey autistic manmoders know if their old cis friends are just tolerating them or not
I don’t have friends
same
we should start a club
Time to go get McD’s. There’s only one bar in DC for non-binary queer people, the rest are cis lesbian or cis gay ;(. Don’t know what to do tonight.
There’s another trans accepting bar but for AFAB only
just say youre a trans man?
>>44313040i am a dog
i too am dog
>accepting but no icky trannies allowedlum face
I mean yeah if I man mode long enough people will think I’m ftm.Why does AMAB trans people have such poor representation in the commercial lgbt community?
"trans women are the niggers of the world" john lennon
>amab trans peoplelum face
they just keep making walking dead shows
andyyyhyped as hell for the spider update in toy escapedouble cash this weekend too boutta get me a afk upgrade been outside for 4 hours straight 3 of em gaybig plans for tonight watch this space
andy i want you to be best man at my wedding big dawg
mockibg me but im npd so maybe not
yeah i got npdn_npretty girldisorrder
gay people uh ew
nutted now my taint sore
troonbians try not to be gross challenge
relax straggot you'll be ok
>can wish for anything>wishes to be able to rape a woman without repercussion
>got asked by a service worker if I'm wearing a bra>want to end this quickly>say yes>asks me why>tell her it's because I have tits>asks me if they're "natural">cut her off>say that this conversation is uncomfortable Holy fuck please kill me.
>>44313630this is you >>44313611
please don't get your panties in a wad
world's first 30 year old shota
I don’t wear a bra and I have tits
don't get your panties in a doom wad
can I see
i'd like to see the 30 year old shota
she's probably ugly (brown)
now now, you know racism is wrong
I’m sure you’ve all seen my tits before
quiet down, ok?
>>44313681>say that this conversation is uncomfortablelol you fembrain mogged that bitch
Damm holy shit someone describe the autistic experience (troons out in the end lmao):https://youtu.be/JF5O_-1Z27AI am an autistic tranny.
Im gay (and ugly)
>>44314083Yes
i want you to use me like a fleshlight
>>44314091Yes
>>44314091ok, can do
>>44314091i respect you too much
>>44314091https://youtu.be/t26ekUTMKI8
>>44314170feel free to respect inside
Is my laptop gay
>>44314212what distro
are my animals gay
>>44314231Debian forky
>debian>kde>dellprobably time for a prostate exam, handsome
>>44313681first step was already too far what the fuck kind of service worker asks the customer if they’re wearing a bra?
>>44314280Fucking real, I should have complained to management. I just wanted the interaction to be over.
my wife wants to have sex
kill her
>>44314269probably truehttps://litter.catbox.moe/1l8i5frzxfvlxnd2.jpg
>>44314340you should definitely have sex with her
you really should have sex with heri did and it was great, you'll love it
POV: manmoder using 4tran
holy double chin kek
feet
>feet
um... they're okay i guess
Is my booba noticeable
i know them shits smell mad awful
Gained 6 pounds this week and the girl I'm with is going up too. Don't skip on bulking powder for boob gains.
>>44314767based
i lost 3 pounds . I really want ice cream and i think my ass is getting smaller
did (You) apologize to women today for being born the rape gender?
No but i did smile at a woman cashier and have exceptionally pleasant eye contact that reminded me of when women would have a crush on me back in the day. i felt so smug (internally) that i am a gay man on estrogen
People gawked at me in public today
I love having pleasant interactions with strangers btw. i have no friends though because im super repressed and have tons of walls up and im never vulnerable and i get scared when there’s a potential for repeated social interaction. i wish i wasnt gay
please boyremove me
twerking my big fat dog ass
>>44314964i only fuck hairy man ass, we could totally have a codependent friendship with heavy petting and skin on skin contact if you want though
>>44314969lemme see
>>44314952>i have no friends though because im super repressed and have tons of walls up and im never vulnerable and i get scared when there’s a potential for repeated social interactionthats so me i once stopped going to a sandwich place because they recognized me. idk why i am incapable of connecting with people.
>>44314976want to send five messages back and forth on disc before mutually blocking?
>>44314952i am a dog
>>44314982all the time, lemme guess moondropsunlilly?
>>44314997nah
>>44314989lol nomoonlilysundrop
accidentally ate mold award
>>44314989no
>>44315024oh whats ur cord
>>44315053whats urs
>>44315329sorry this is too intimate :c
people get drunk and start threatening to rape me
despite my bad chances I think I will one day escape manmode
>>44315359{*_*}
I ruined my life by repping
WHY CAN'T I GET MY DICK HARD
maybe because of the "stops your dick from getting hard" hormone?
I wish i had ED
impostor where are you?
andy bobandy fe fi fo fandy
crazy turn of events
clearly im being gangstalked
stalking is just my love language
love u 2
The idiot I'm with let me sleep for hours because it's "cute" and now we have no drugs and she's in withdrawal. My life was normal last week, kill me.
lol
my face is my most feminine part and it still doesnt pass
>>44316625let me see
>>44316627do you also want my discord oh how about will you post an allusion to the state where my ip is located or will you make a covert reference to my life and history
>>44316447i hate when that shit happens to me
OH NO IM BEING SOCIALLY ENGINEERED!!!!!
you ever get worried you might be lowkey kinda retarded and just nobody ever told you?
i am
golly gee i'm glad debt isn't real or i'd be in deep shit
whats the best way to kill yourself as to increase the odds off reincarnating as a woman
First you have to spend hours meditating on a strong memory you wish to return to that is associated with your gender. Since you dont want to return to the past but rather swap timelines you should actively think of this memory so often that it’s entirely altered and no longer resembles the real memory, this is a memory-tulpa. you can then start to insert fictions of your desire into the memory until it becomes a fully developed moment of alternate reality. then you just need to die while thinking about it in a way that preserves the microtubules in your brain. Before you know it you’ll be in your own fiction as if you were never anywhere else, only maybe with a nagging sense of deja-vu or the classic “big bang” consciousness development that many remember in childhood
HOWEVER this method works best if you can perform it without harming yourself bc you would need suprabuddhability to achieve this feat while also acting against your non-quantum biology
i’ll also teach you sex magick if you want to be my husband. cumming in the dirt
>>44316752this is what happened to randy stair
i think the problem for me is that ive only channeled my past life as like 4 other animals, never a person. I think im just going to become another animal tbhon
>cumming in the dirt????????????????????????
>>44316789that bodes ill for your karmic future unless the sages of man are npd and werent correct in placing themselves closer to nirvana. lol idk now im like wait… maybe the goal is to be a plankton drifting in the waves exchanging god-light for life? cause that’s the closest to sleeping vishnu?? but vishnu is very dionysian, he’s dreaming and mystic, it’s sort of lame and not really god, like pluto who watches death at the outer edge of our sole-system. i would prefer the apollonian ascension into jupiter, yahweh, the dominator who fucks the sleeping vishnu and m-pregnates him with dreams
in other words i would like to reverse the v2k conundrum i find myself within. im like a very fertile, very loamy soil for demons to place their seed
im on angel prep for demon poz
so like of those 4, one was a sea anemone, i remembered that existence during a trip, my tentacles flowed with the currents. but i dont want to be a polyp, i want to be a women after i cut my neck open
>>44317054Odds are if your death is violently self-inflicted you will feel so much shame before the face of god that you’ll voluntarily cast yourself into the outer darkness which is the death of the soul. in that scenario there would be weeping and gnashing of teeth, not fun
i ha ve alist of moders that will be brought to justice
1. andy
There's no life after death, this is your one chance to do something, then infinite nothing
>>44317075okay,then ill kill myself like a good girl and od on ambien
666. andyi am a fury of emotions, most of them hornyi want to fuck been playing gta iv because it reminds me of a time where i had not fucked and still had the chance to fuckgoing to fall asleep watching anime in japanese tonight i just like to imagine that there are people in the room that cannot understand me in the way i cannot understand themalso had a piece of cake :DDD
iwnbag
>>44317124>infinite nothingmore like infinite something considering that (You) can only asymptotically approach death
>>44317166That's a big word to cope with the end of experience
>>44317182it’s actually a fifth grade math word which describes experience’s relation to nonexperience
>>44316796His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge to pull his dick from the dirtAnd fuck the whole universe
>>44317126never kys
>>44317186If anything our experience of our lives feels like it passes quicker the more we have of it, it'll be over in a blink, then nothing whatever the cope
>>44317200good luck actually reaching that nothing lol
damn dude i shoulda stayed with my last girl she genuinely didn't care that i was stupid and dysfunctional and an asshole
>>44317205It's not a zeno's paradox you just die and stop experiencing anything, there's nothing to reach
>>44317220we’ll see
>>44317225You won't
I REALLY NEED TO PISS BTW ALSO THERE IS A SIREN IT IS SCREAMING THROUGH THE NIGHT OF MY NON PISSING
>>44317228I fucked your mom. i do genuinely believe in time dilation at death producing the godhead life review feeling. maybe it ends eventually
i should stop drinking box rosé at night
i love late 80s - early 90s nyc romance movies
too cool to reply to the cope are you?
No youre actually an asshole because im correct you cant NOT be alive because then youre not you and youre always you so from (You)r perspective you can’t die and when you die it’s not (You)r perspective anymore. fuck you this is a legitimately debated philosophy thing
>>44317251any recommendations? the only one i know is when harry met sally, and i loved it
I want her so bad it's not fair
>>44317304frankie and johnny and moonstruck
does anyone hear that music
yeah
>>44317324the girl reading this
andya bit introspective tonightam i the best andy self that i could be?anyway im waiting for pomni to come back into the fortnite shop so i can make her look like she has to pee so i can come with ms shordy
>>44316225>>44316438>>44317138>>44317547i'm too sad to even replymy life is in your handswhen you find out that i have died, know it was your hand that killed me
>>44317610dude chill out
i am lactose intolerant but why does it make my sim fart
your sim is moided like you
How fo I tell someone I can't bring them home with me?
>>44317715nuh uhh
>>44317746why can't you?
>>44317755Whatever fun we're having rn is because this was meant to be temporary. I don't want a committed relationship and she's not ready for one.
obviously i really wish i was loved, but i’d really even settle for being in love
>>44317924I mean you can just take her home this one time. you taking her home doesn't automatically signal it's a long term relationship. I am curious tho what about this makes you so sure it must be temporary.
pomni its go time
>>44318043>I am curious tho what about this makes you so sure it must be temporary.I'm only here to help her get over her most recent ex, not replace her.
>>44318356>>44318356>>44318356
