gayphone editionlast fag >>44329618
>>44332116if we're at home that's usually what happens. i don't do it in public
you used to call me on my cellphone
is a jock showing out of jeans hot or trashy
>>44332148I'm melting from jealousy
>>44332194trashy. freeballing on the other hand is hot
>>44332194both sis. I need to know you're a hoe when i fuck you.
>>44332194turbo trashy
>>44332204kekekeke
I love this picture
XD
Who's got the biggest cock here?
>>44332227not me
>>44332139Who is this hottie?
>she's upset
upset is when u have a lah>>44332227long dick johnson
>>44332139He's actually getting real ads now. He did one for Walshart
>>44332248Don't cry, it's not your fault you got born looking like that
shes a strict top shes a blouse shes a fem top hunny that means while shes fucking you her nails are tea her hair is tea and she'll be like yasss bitch ykwim you got a fat ass let her tear it up
>>44332216is that a metaphor for pozzed
>>44332298yes the scorpion tail is for pozz, he also has the mark of nurgle on his beanie
>>44332245oh that's jeb
>>44332271are they making salami penises
>>44332298An additional analysis looked at 468 samples collected in England between 2016 and 2021, which revealed rapidly expanding strains of sexually transmitted Shigella that had acquired resistance to three major antibiotics: ceftriaxone, azithromycin and ciprofloxacin. “This disease has gone from being relatively treatable with off-the-shelf drugs to being close to untreatable over the course of the last decade or so,” said Baker.
>>44332307that's so kawaii
>>44332323>Shigellagood drag queen name write it down write it down
I look good and shiza hates it.
I love to cuddle :-)
>>44332293unironically really attractive when tall gay guys are fem and this gay and hit on me and are rude, really hot when theyre belittling to me as coworkers etc im buffer with tatts but i get argumentative for like 30 seconds then fold and want to give them head and make them food im straight and handsome
citation needed
>>44332307I know mr pancakes looks creepy, acts creepy sometimes and has said and admitted to horrifying creepy stuff in the past, but this still seems mean.
>I'm not bothered i swear
>>44332343Hey Shiza! :-D Do you want to cuddle with me? :-)
>>44332369well considering you dont posses a physical body that would be quite difficult
>>44332332I thought the same thing too omg sis.
>work with mean evil femtop guy>genuinely rude as fuck to me>micromanages me, we got into small arguments>women would hit on me and hed say im his husband which was nice>quit and add him on snap >he says he had no idea i was gay>i was jerking off daily thinking about him groping me, would of let him do anything>got hard when he told me what to do>snaps his dick and its huge >only want me over if im willing to get railed AND date but im too new and nervous so i freak out i even offered head guys i tried
how big is it
>>44332408that means we have to kiss now
I like muscular dudes who are fem.
>>44332381Why are you giving crumbs to people that only reply to you for your clout
drag name for asian trannySum Won's Son
>>44332426Ok let's kiss in VRchat sis.
https://litter.catbox.moe/d51glhrq3aug1v27.jpeg
>>44332446soft sausage
>>44332437i dont think a lot
>>44332411Femtop? Interesting. But I don’t think it’d be something for me. Did you end up sucking his cock/letting him hate fuck you?
my dad is frying a giant piece of beef shoulder at 10 pm i fucking hate it here
>>44332503How old are you?
Let him cook
>>44332488no he really wanted to date then i got topped once and told him and he then treated me like a whore lol
>>4433251124
>>44332503Have you told him about how much animals, the environment and the climate suffer just for him to eat meat? He could get exactly the same nutrition by eating plant proteins. You should tell him that.
>>44332518i have to wash the dishes in the morning nigguh T o T
You Odyssey these nuts.
>>44332521I love a top with values who treats whores as whores
>>44332411have higher standards
>>44332521>he then treated me like a whoreAs he should sis.
>>44332411My lobster too juicy my steak too buttery
youtube.com/watch?v=VuJ6Xcoka6Y
>>44332446like how the tips points out. why are you wearing an apron?
heyy
>>44332525how much does it cost monthly to live on your own in Warsaw?
Anyone else want to cuddle? :-)
>>44332582*pisses in your eye*
>>44332503the problem being?
>>44332581lmao polak
>>44332581uh quite a lot actually the rentoid market is bad rn obiously
huff huff hnng >.<oh gosh. oooh
>>44332597the smell of fried red meat at 10 pm idfk
>>44332611uwu what's this?
>>44332446>>44332570The apron makes him sexier.
>>44332446Lol yucko works at starbucks
>>44332612Pussy
>>44332619err, my body is spasming. i'm in need.. heh, heheargh
>>44332529I think it's okay to eat meat if you're in a colder environment, genetics adapt to the evironment one lives. The Inuit can eat a ton of meat without getting heart disease, they developed a fatty acid metabolism gene. I was reading about the diet of Jesus during biblical times and most people only ate meat (lamb, beef, etc.) 4 times a year and fish a few times a month only if they lived by the sea. Their diet was 80% carbs. Yet now we have all these carnivore/keto people in this modern era who have no genetic adaptation to eating an all meat diet who are going to end up regretting it.
Not a single reply unless someones making fun of you is actually so funny
>>44332612are you on a diethow much does your father weigh
>>44332446fat
>>44332661u ghostwriting a biography for me or something nigguh?
>>44332650get your dildo out
>>44332673Synopsis: Threads of SilenceShiza has built her entire world around an obscure online imageboard dedicated to basket weaving. While most visitors stop by to admire intricate patterns or ask for advice on willow, reed, and rush, Shiza never really leaves. From the moment she wakes until she falls asleep, she documents every project, comments on every new post, debates obscure weaving techniques, and becomes one of the community's most recognizable personalities—all without ever meeting another member in person.What begins as a niche hobby gradually evolves into a portrait of life in the internet age. As years pass, the imageboard transforms: longtime contributors disappear, trends come and go, and the archive grows into an accidental history of thousands of intertwined lives. Through it all, Shiza remains a constant presence, finding purpose in preserving traditions that many outside the community barely know exist.The biography follows Shiza from her early fascination with handmade crafts to her unexpected role as an unofficial historian, mentor, and moderator of the board's culture. Friends and family struggle to understand why she devotes so much of herself to an online forum about baskets, while fellow posters come to rely on her encyclopedic knowledge and unwavering encouragement. The contrast between her quiet offline life and her outsized online reputation raises questions about identity, belonging, and what it means to build a meaningful community in digital spaces.At its heart, Threads of Silence is less about basket weaving than about dedication. It explores how a seemingly insignificant corner of the internet can become a place where expertise is shared, traditions are preserved, and genuine human connections take root. Shiza's story reveals that even the most specialized passions can weave together lives across continents, creating a community whose strength lies not in its size, but in the care its members bring to one another.
>>44332551>>44332554>>44332556I got topped ONCE bros ONCE, it fucking killed too, i am not a whore
>>44332740>her unexpected role as an unofficial historian, mentor, and moderator of the board's cultureyass im just like a jedi librarian bih
>>44332764>i am not a whorethe evidence is otherwise
>>44332773Ai is starting to get scary good ngl
>>44332740>can weave together livesif this wasn slop i would have laughed :/
>>44332673i just want to jerk off to your dad desu
>>44332809>if this wasn slop i would have laughedOh my fucking god, get over it already you fucking loser.Watching people force themselves to pretend everything generated by ai being slop is so fucking cringe. We opened pandoras box already, we're never going back to a time without ai. Just embrace it already instead of putting on this dumb act
>>44332764You should go get some dick.>>44332773You're a beautiful, pot-bellied Polish princess with a short pork pencil. Never change, babe. This is your story.
>>44332764post her cock
>pls respond
>>44332814faeck off
>>44332837slop more slop...
>>44332883u-uh that's really cool b-but the internet told me AI = bad so I'm not really allowed to like it :(
>>44332883have you considered the rest of the thread is man made slop
>>44332899hey foophows inceldom
>>44332536that's really sad
>>44332903havent really read it
>>44332850
>>44332840it was a trans woman with a huge cock>>44332838idk anoni think about going to a club, going commando in tight jeans and getting almost black out drunk and seeing what happens
>>44332910I wouldn't know sorry, maybe seek advice from the forums
omg i sit down to eat and a tumor grows right the fucking secondits like a fucking curseback to discord ...
>>44332928we could all learn something from you
>>44332944did u just call a tripfag an anonyou moron you absolute fool you
im not a tumor
>>44332944Wear a jock. Covers the front, but leaves the back open. Find a hot guy, and get fucked on molly.
How big are your cocks?
>>44333029don't really think tankanon would agree with this
timur we have to graft more were not a real man yet
>>44333049medium
>>44332740>an unofficial historian, mentor, and moderator of the board's cultureThis is flagrant brandjacking and infringement. You'll be hearing from my lawyers. I'll see you in court you sonofabitch.
>>44333137please don't, I'm poor :(
you aint shit bibooboo go pay another aged twink to jerk off for you on webcam
>>44333114And what's that in inches?
>>4433315514.88
i dont even go by timur anymore
>>44333175edgy
ok sorry for deadnaming you lil poongood night lole
>“By all rights, you ought to be in skirts and me in mail.”>Cersei had seen how tight the bonds grew between squires and the knights they served. She did not want Tommen growing close to Loras Tyrell. The Knight of Flowers was no sort of man for any boy to emulate.>Cersei did not intend to squander Tommen's strength playing wet nurse to sparrows, or guarding the wrinkled cunts of a thousand sour septas. Half of them are probably praying for a good raping.>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.>She imagined how sweet it would be to slam an elbow into Septa Scolera's face and send her careening down the spiral steps. If the gods were good, the wrinkled old cunt might crash into Septa Unella and take her down with her. "It is good to see you smiling again," Scolera said.Why is book Cersei such a vile chudette?
>>44333213Because she wasn't supposed to be likeable. Are you watching house of dragons?
im not a poon
Anxiety is through the fucking roof whenever I think about my BF and the whole marriage and green card stuff
sucks that hunter got to nicks hole before me
>>44333152lol its ok we can negotiate a settlement out of court.
how come i not allowed to talk about or tease shiza but he can do it to me?
>>44333306Speedos never look good
>>44333312You're ranked at the bottom of the list while shizas not
Would you rather be jumbo or peepee? Rememeber you have to date and marry the other one.
>>44333316Well, not in my country. Its always the wrong people wearing them. We have snorlaxes in cut-offs and Daisy Dukes ffs.
>>44333306*unzips pants*
>>44333312Post pits
>>44333348Ok "stickbutt" men want a real curves like mwahine.
>>44333333>not one gaygens popular kidsrare win for me>>44333357they are not special
Jesus Christ this is making my anxiety really bad
>>44333316they do on divers
>>44333383Post hairy hole
>>44333259Yes I am. What do you think about it?
>>44333306My life for Slovakia>>44333312id on those boots?
>>44333393I think it's been an alright season. Still waiting for that really intense dragon fight scene to keep me hooked until next season but i also don't mind the lore heavy conversations either
>>44333352I'll just admit I am out of my element. I need nine months of innuendoes, ambiguous insinuations, escalating touchy-feelies and deliberately getting caught looking to know whats going on. And then: I say hello.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVuSCH0GBt0
>>44333391here's some hairy cheese
>>44333446That sounds exhausting, sorry
>>44333463Post the cheese from your hairy cock
>>44333414palladium?
Delta is so evil he was diamond rank in league of legends
>>44333465lol its all about the chase.
>>44333414>id on those boots?and it's just some plain white high top converse
>>44333471ain't noneI clean myself>>44333480never played
>>44333479seems to be it. Cheap too. Probably shit quality but looks good ty>>44333496wrong
>>44333500Why do you have anons making up shit about you?
Low key tomhas the tank engine could gettttt it
>>44333535because I'm too boring for them
need a gay fem controlling bf to track my location, cock cage me and control me
>>44333548
squeak.
Thoughts on muslims after Berlin?
>>44333594I have your ankle monitor ready sis.
>>44333602He has mine eyes,,,
>>44333446I'm not playing games with you for 9 months sis.
>>44333694Yeah that's the joke
>>44333670religion is bs that spawns prejudice and violencealways has beenalways will be
>>44333316kys american
>>44333718Thank you, I'm so sick of the retards thinking we can just import these sick fucks with life values that goes against ours then expect them to behave when they get here
>>44333715It from love. Babies has the eyes of the parents with love the other parents more. He could never competes with mine loves.
>>44333747I actually don't believe you walk around with your eyes widen like this all the time IRL, I've decided it's just a long running bit you've got going every time you post a photo of yourself
>>44333789Think about how much everyone loves me and how in love with me they are and then think about how you'll never have that.
>>44333805Show me one post talking about how in love they are with you
>>44333805Right here binch >>44333789 OOP
>>44333708Fine. Ten months but not a day less. But I get to send extra mixed messages and you have to pretend not to notice me casually adjusting myself mid conversation two or more times per week. I also get to play off flirting as a joke any time I want.
>>44333828Funny innit
opinions on nick gehlfuss?he looks zesty af
>>44333856Needs to glue down ha lace just a bitt......
>>44333856Spooky
Don't call me sis and play two face wit nunu and tell ha I'm talking about ha cause bitch it wasn't nuthin about you I don't give a fuck about you, y'all ain't got shit that I fucking want
>>44333891How do you even tell if you're trans or just retarded? I don't think I'm a troon but I feel like if its even a question its kind of suspect. I'm 6'1 and kinda stocky so everyone just expects me to just thug shit out and be tough and wtv but I've always kinda liked more "feminine" activities instead of the regular macho stuff or I never had the chance to try the latter atleast. I feel like I'm foidbrained asf its really retarded actually.I just hate the pressure of being a Man but idk if its a sign for more bullshit or if I'm just a coward.
>>44333900Asking an insane nonsense post if you're trans might be a hint that you are.
>>44333900Go ask mtfg.
>>44333982I dont want to ask those weirdos
It was a-thund’in’ and a-thund’in’ and lightnin’On the day that some poor boy was a’bornI ain’t never known nothin’ but your troubleWell your trouble and your hate and scorn
Do people really believe men can immediately tell if they're both gay and who is the top and who the bottom?
NA TVOJOJRUCI PRSTENU TVOME OKU SUZETAJ DRUGIŠTO TE UZENE VOLI KAO JAON NIJE S TOBOM BIOI SLUŠAO GITARUI NE ZNA PJESMU STARUTU KOJU SRCE ZNAtfw no hrvat boyfriend
>>44333856expired twink caramelized
>>44333900please go bi bye
>>44334077r you having a stroke
>>44333923>>44333982>>44334110>>44333597
>>44334131I love being a man sis. I'm trade af.
>>44334128Does he have biaysi?
At some point, there has to be a discussion about wtf "questioning" anything actually means. I mean, put yourself in the mindset of a person who is claiming they don't know what they "are" or people who say they "realized" they were something they didn't before, and take a good hard look at what this implies about what they already believe and how they think. I'm not even saying its their fault. You have to get mindfucked by a lot of people deliberately for a long time with utter bullshit to reach a point where you don't even have the confidence left to decide what you "are".I could invent some new big thing category and promote it online and get people chattering about it, and in a week millions of witless bait guzzlers would be arguing about whether they "are" the thingand demanding recognition for it. No doubt someone will get offended that I even noticed.
>>44334151>I'm trade afGod i fucking hate how straight people got a hold of the words trade and dl recently. They all misuse it
All Trannies need to DIAF!! I am tired of blocking all trannies in the dating apps. Tedious.
calling my bussy the large hardon collider
>>44333900you are tranny and gtfo
>>44334282Hey retard >>44334282
>>44334275genuinely got a laugh out of me
>>44334287Whoops, now i'm the retard. >>44334131
Would you a date a bf whose dream was to become a really sexy worm? Why or why not?
>>44334250The girls keep yapping on twatter and don't gatekeep out lingo sis.
>>44334348Why are you playing foid games sis?
>>44334419animal crossing?
>>44334419I am reading Dune for sex reasons.
>>44334419Anon I think you might be going down rabbitholes too deep for me to understand but no one knows what the fuck you're talking about.
>>44334103ok, here he is few years prior
>>44334497>herpes sores
>>44334419>foidUnironically kys you incel
>>44334474>Would you still love me if I were a worm? Stupid questions that women ask sis. White men don't beat they hoes enough, so they start speaking nonsense.
Incredible
>>44334613False equivalency bordering on tranny brain worms. I said a SEXY worm.
I hate women that's why I'm gay
>>44334621Who is this?
I like the idea of women (drag queens). Not real women. I love Beyonce.
>>44334642Our king.
>>44334672
>>44334672I had hoped this image was consigned to oblivion>>44334642Canada's finest
>>44334701When you're here you're family.
>>44334693pring what are you doing herethere aren't any tifs to prey on
>>44334131My mom says if you make it to here you just are one.
>>44334732I just saved this picture to make fun of him sometime weeks ago when i was shitposting in the tranny gen, why do you know its name?
>>44334758My dad said you're dumb
>>44334758Lowkey ngl frfr but if you're posting here I think your mom lowkey af has doodies breath and you shouldn't listen to her.
>>44334763he's a meme
>>44334849Where else is he a meme? because i only found his face in /mtfg/
>I just>just>saved this picture>just this>weeks ago>i was in the tranny gen>why do YOU knowSee kids, when you learn how to filter the copes, you find the truth in plain sight. Hearing the words people use is just the surface of hearing what they are actually saying. For example, if he responds with ad homs, it will be with whatever is already on his mind. Anxious people cling to the views that make them feel safe.
>>44335065Why would i lie?
Guy at the gym was doing cables in front of me and he bent down and I could see his underwear lines
>>44335100and how did that make you feel?
>>44335111Made my pee pee hard even though he was ugly
Lolcow occupied government https://x.com/i/status/2081553785302716662
>>44335204The rick and morty guys better sue
>>44335204Let me just pretend I'm surprised
>>44335226you are a perfomative liberal
>>44335235A what?
>>44335251look it luv
>>44335258>too dumb to explain
let's just say i'm in a bit of a pickle this week's episode
why do bottoms enjoy being treated like thishttps://video-s.twimg.com/amplify_video/1935721560566120448/vid/avc1/720x1280/WQnUUnyyGFSP1v_g.mp4?
>>44335286Why not?
>>44335251"Performative" is a woman word that means you're not doing things just for them and their attention.
>>44335258How am I one of those?
>>44335377he can't say can he
Performative is a fun word. I used to performatively hate Justin Bieber because I was attracted to him
Lowke frfr delta is dragging that egg...
>>44335401In millennial please?
>>44335423Lowke = sheegg = burgers
>>44335423You're styling on that fool
>>44335377because you say you can't love people you interact with but then pretend you care about people that live across the globe and far from you
>>44335483He straight up gagged your tuck so bad henny it took you an entire ten minutes to think this shiii up. Gooped you down bad girly.
>>44335483>love>care aboutAre you actually this dumb fr
Yay someone drew me :3 I love this
>>44335522Thanks i drew that :)
When the millennial lowkirkenuinely hits you with the cheugy stare
>>44335529Crinnnge go be unc pussy in boomergen.
>>44335503yes she made me gag with her rancid cheetos and damp bedroom smell>>44335509am I supposed to believe that a a person who doesn't care for her mother cares for some minorities from another country l o l
>>44335582Are you confusing me with someone else?I love and care about my familyAnd I don't want to see innocent people suffer
>>44335614He's not confusing you with anyone else he's just throwing shit at the wall to try save his previous posts
Hot take: I think self driving cars are safer than human error
i love my mom. only family is allowed to talk shit about her. if i catch you disrespectin' her i'mma have to leh em know
>>44335614Unc is ohio while you hit the griddy no f*cking way he isn't pressed and fazbearing out.
>>44335651Im with you and will take it one step further. I think ai would do a better job being unbiased judges in court cases over humans
>>44335651>>44335668bots are only as good as the programmers. humans are flawed hence they too are equally as flawed.
>>44335668I only feel this way about female judges
>>44335682Kek
>>44335681And programmers are the most flawed humans of all.
>>44335657Are you high?
>>44335681Make it open source to let the masses agree on the right one
Delta which house are you picking in Fire Emblem 3 Houses 2: 4 Houses
I have absolutely no idea what he said to me>>44335747I don't play fire emblem
>>44334672I hope he will kill them.
>>44335693i mean you let trannies do it so what did you expect?
>>44335747Theodora is my queen sis.
>>44335766Cowardly liberal response.
>>44335777Imagine being one of these guys sitting around actually getting angry about trannies irl so much you force it into irrelevant shit any chance you get
>>44335651Self driving cars enable gay car sex. And that's a good thing.
>>44335815just put it in park. wtf
>>44335815Getting a blowjob while sitting in the driver seat is gay rights
>>44335580I was trying to be cringe so it's actually based
>>44335668You're right and we have to kill you for it
>>44335799You're confusing me
legalize gay weed!
>>44335821I wanna put on a show.
>>44335845Hey now, let's not rush anything
>>44335867It's fine anon libs are objectively the smartest people so we will just dominate the world one way or another
>>44335879I'll be a good boy promise
Like a human should have to decide but there will eventually be multiple AI assistants for the judge and prosecutor and etc probably
is it really that big a deal if i mash them under table at dinner?
People would only end up hacking into self driving cars and cause accidents
>>44335895Bro you live in the uk your cars have a slot for the license
Is it normal for the trade to not suck your dick?
>>44335890Im a neet so im probably not the right one to speak on this but honestly why wouldn't we just let ai take over jobs. What's the point of advancing technology if not to make our lives easier
>>44335906no, most trade are bottoms
>>44335906>tradeKys you closet fag
>>44335903People usually keep that in their wallet
Sometimes when I went to the park for my daily run I would see this cute office guy riding his scooter. He always wore a gray suit with a vest and a red tie. I always fantasized about "accidentally" bumping into him or ask him anything but wew. I haven't seen him in a while and in retrospect I'm glad I didn't spoke to him because I'm always sweaty and messy after my run.>>44335895>end up hacking into self driving cars and cause accidentsYou know that's the plot of an episode in at least two different detective shows.
>>44335907Basically we should do that and the hard part is going to be convincing rich/powerful people not to do eugenics too hard
>>44335907because they won't give the people out of the jobs free money, ubi makes the lizard people angry
>>44335906bro, what do i look like, a faggot?
>>44335931>because they won't give the people out of the jobs free moneyI already get free money, never worked my entire life. Maybe your third world of a country needs a kick in their ass to start taking care of their people
I still don't know what trade means
It's a runescape word sis.
>>44335963It means people that are too much of a pussy to openly be gay (mostly niggers) that "trade" hook ups on the downlow
Like the economy will have to adapt to AI, and it's either going to do it the easy way or the hard way.At some point, people without money are going to start coming after people with money. The liberal solution is to do that legally. The conservative solution is to pretend that AI doesn't exist outside of their favorite Facebook memes, until they lose their job to it, and then they will call themselves "classical liberals" to obfuscate their surrender.
I want to anonymously vent. My partner acts like a scared small child who needs their hand held at every step, and I wish they could be a confident adult for a moment. I'm trying to be supportive but it's hard and I'm not always good at it.
>>44335981I think you may be autistic>>44335996>My partner acts like a scared small childisn't that what tops want in a partner?
>>44335981Fingers crossed we're about to be witnesses to a total switch up on how society works. There's just no way we can go back and pretend like ai isn't going to fuck over work slaves in every way possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t73M_3wcwSgTime to realize your government is Satan.
odds do orangeevens you did enough
why do retards fellate AI
>>44336031>is Satan.Grow up
>>44336041because he's the keeper of the woods
>>44336008What makes you think that?
>>44336041What makes you think anyone is going keep paying your dumb worker ants to do a job poorly when they could just have a computer do it better without a monthly pay
>>44336069Actually there is a monthly pay you just pay it to another rich guy
>>44336046 fed slop worker
NEW>>44336094>>44336094
