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/lesgen/ is the lesbian general for all homosexual cis women and trans women.

QOTT
>Can you drive a manual?
>What kind of driver are you?
>Have you ever gone on a roadtrip with your girlfriend?
>Are motorcycles fun or scary?
>Can you change your own engine oil?
>Doesn't gasoline smell kinda good?

discord https://discord.gg/YY2fqphPra
tagmap https://tagmap.io/tag/%2Flesgen%2F
old >>44320990
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>tfw no swiss gf
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even though the crowd is basically nonexistent the ones that are there are blowing their vuvuzelas with such passion. the energy is electric, the vibes are good, the players are really giving their all.
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ivory coast up 3-0
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tickets are like literally $5 or something we could all afford to go to every match
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burkina faso nearly scores a goal but is fouled and mariam diakite from ivory coast is given a red card
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I really like Lucy’s play-by-play of the games it makes me feel like I’m listening to the game on a transistor radio.
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after VAR check the referee has reversed the red card and diakite can continue to play
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>>44332795
Same, it's old timey and quaint.
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>>44332572
Iktf I'd like a swiss gf she would feed me fondue and chocolate
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end of the first half, ivory coast leads
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You really don’t want a Swiss gf. Very expensive.
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>Hydration break brought to you by Powerade™
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>>44332975
I want to spoil a swiss girl...
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Future wife please appear into my life! And don't have any personality disorders!
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>>44333053
P-chan...
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>>44333053
Maybe a little personality disorders as a treat
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>>44333089
You took the words right out of my mouth…
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>>44333089
I want a normie... Autism is acceptable because it's unavoidable
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>>44333105
> implying you would avoid it if it were avoidable
I had no idea you were prejudiced like this, charlotte
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>>44333134
Honestly I'm probably a sperg... I wouldn't avoid it but I'd hope my future gf isn't super introverted I love going out of the house!
You're wonderful just the way you are anon
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>>44333167
> You're wonderful just the way you are anon
Thank you, charlotte :>
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i went to go make myself some tea and i missed a red card against the burkinabe goalie
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>>44333264
Rookie mistake, you hate to see it
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immediately after the red card ivory coast scores a fourth goal. fittingly, the scorer was ouedraogo, who shares the same name as the former leader of upper volta who arrested thomas sankara ahead of the 1983 coup that restored him to power.
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BURKINA FASO FINALLY SCORES A GOAL
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>>44333299
Kino commentary
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Does anyone want to go see the two-part 5 hour long De Gaulle movie with me? Do you think they'll have a cool De Gaulle novelty popcorn bucket when it comes out?
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ivory coast wins 4-1
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>>44333614
Total Francophone Victory
Victoire totale des francophones
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blaise compaore lives to see another day...
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>>44333586
tfw no film school gf to see 3 movies a week with
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Where do we stand on midget wheelchair jousting?
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>>44333706
I wish jousting would make a comeback generally; it's just fucking cool to ram huge sticks into each other on horseback and basically, UFC is fucking retarded
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>>44332748 big poofs is so on fleek
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>>44333735
Horses are gay tho, wheelchairs are the way trust me. And midgets.
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>>44333798
What if we somehow found a middle ground? Something in between a horse and a wheelchair? Perhaps… a Shetland pony?
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>>44333735
Based... I've heard of sporadic jousting events but I don't know if any women competed.
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>>44333735
>>44333944
Also, a rapier is kind of a metal stick... and HEMA practicioners do stick rapiers into each other's armour! It's not on horseback, though!
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Stay away from the devil's lettuce girlies.
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Imagine this as an Olympic sport https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWVZgp-eQG8
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>>44332537
>QOTT
>Can you drive a manual?
Nope, but they seem like fun so I'd like to learn one day
>What kind of driver are you?
Idk, normal I guess? I am a bit of a spiteful little shit though when it comes to tailgaters, if someone's riding my ass and I'm already going over the speed limit, I'm slowing down to the limit. The closer I get, the slower I'm going to go.
>Have you ever gone on a roadtrip with your girlfriend?
Nope, not sure I'd want to desu. Most of the country right now feels like no-go zones for trans people, I don't love the idea of spending any time in hostile red states.
>Are motorcycles fun or scary?
Fun in theory, scary in practice. I've seen way too many horror stories about what can happen to motorcyclists or their passengers.
>Can you change your own engine oil?
Nope, but I'd like to learn how to.
>Doesn't gasoline smell kinda good?
It does!
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>>44334011
But it's fun tho
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I just watched someone advertise a server by saying
> we welcome afab, nonbinary, and trans women
and I just sat here wondering if this is the most transphobic way possible to advertise a trans-inclusive server.
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>>44334350
It seems par for the course to be quite honest with you, Nona. But yeah, still transphobic lmao.
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>>44334373
It's giving "we welcome real women, women pretending not to be women, and people pretending to be women" because why else would you ever reference birth assignment in a purely social context?
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>>44334409
Because they want real women, confused women, and pretend women in their server and don't know how to word it any more delicately than that / don't know or care that they're being transphobic.
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>>44334350
it means everyone but cis men
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>>44334498
It sounds like they're listing adjectives, as in "afab women, nonbinary women, and trans women", otherwise they would've used the plural forms. Either that or they just can't write.
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>>44332572
Would you call her your Swiss Miss?
>>44332583
>>44332583
Awww, I’d go with my gf if I could. Sounds fun. I find baseball hella boring but bring in the crowd is fun. But I do enjoy soccer.
>>44334011
It’s just catnip for humans!
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>>44334708
are poons welcome too in that server
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>>44334816
I have no idea...
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>>44334826
If they do, then you’ll have your answer.
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trannies belong in maid outfits to serve cissies
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>>44334878
You're spot on with this one.
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>>44335196
Girlies our response? Deny and double down?
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>>44334941
maid outfits are kinda outdated
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>>44335246
jfc I hate the trips in this thread they're all racists, nazis, terfs, crypto fascists, narcissists, incels, and mysogynists
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why is lesbian biostrap sex with a cisfchaser so hot
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>>44335274
Go back to your drama thread, babe. This general is for actual lesbian discussion. Your thread incites drama in your OP. You can stop samefagging now.
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i'm not even talking about or through the male centered viewpoit

it's just really fucking hot and cute to feel someone from through the inside
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>>44335282
You probs like that it’s taboo. Besides the obvious that it feels good for you.
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no but seriously. the average tranny or morally panicking reatrd wouldn't want to "acknowledge" this, but I#ve had most cisbian tops tell me that they've genuinely wanted to feel someone from the inside.

What is it about top lesbian trannies that excludes them frm being considered or included within this idea
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>>44332537
>qott
I don’t know how to drive
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>>44335306
The fact that it feels "taboo" is only a small part about why it feels good. It's just that I genuinely want to get to feel someone deeply from within
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>>44335291
this is your drama thread and you definitely are spamming the other one
how am I or anyone else to not think you're a racist pos terf?
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>>44335314
Yeah, I’d enjoy feeling a woman from the inside, but I wouldn’t trade my vag for it. They should invent a detachable bio strap you can feel.
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>>44335337
I can agree with your statement. It'd personally feel nice if i possessed both gears at once
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>>44335323
It makes perfect sense, nona. It seems very intimate. I’d enjoy it for that if I could. I feel like it’s as intimate as tongue or fingers inside, albeit different, and you can kiss during it. It’s idiotic when trans women are shamed for it, especially if they’re lesbians.
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>>44335323
the unspoken fact is that it is an act of domination but insecure terfpleasers will never admit to that
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The lack fo romantic intimacy i've been experiencing lately is going to kill me very soon
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I wish that i could easyily exit this world through the overconsumption of alcohol. I MISS EVERYONE
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>>44335379
Small, rural city? Time to move or find a woman online who can import you.
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>>44335314
> What is it about top lesbian trannies that excludes them frm being considered or included within this idea
I know the answer to this one! It's transphobia!!
> it's just really fucking hot and cute to feel someone from through the inside
It is... the intimacy of having someone I love inside me...
>>44335337
Basedbasedbased...
>>44335354
Why "especially"? Why is it more idiotic to shame a lesbian trans woman for it than a bisexual one?
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>>44335400
Sorry, I worded that awkwardly. I meant that trans lesbians get shamed for it way more than straight trans women do for topping cis men.
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The only way I see myself getting into a relationship in the near future is if a European woman puts me on preorder.
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>>44335390
Online is such a difficult thing to sort through. I've been talking to a few people lately; but it's just hard to determine whether they only want sex or something far more serious beyond that.

I might've also accidentally dsriven some people away with my substance (specifically alcohol) abuse issues
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>>44335373
dark dworkin: PIV is a form of domination that trans women should do cis women
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>>44335438
are you who i think you are
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>>44335449
Who do you think I am?
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>>44335413
I see what you meant now. That might be a matter of there being more lesbian trans women who are tops than straight trans women who are tops, or maybe it's that straight trans women who top cis men do it as a once in a while treat whereas trans lesbian tops do it as their regular orientation... I don't know. It could also just be plain transphobia, "straight man with extra steps", you need to perform femininity and submission to be a woman, and so on.
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>>44335444
light dworkin: anal is a form of domination that cis women should do to trans women
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>>44335465
are you somebody who's from the server?
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sorry nona but i just can't announce orr talk too mu ch about anything right now. I'm currently on the rink of pissing myself
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it'd be so hot if i had a cisfcahser who'd coudl take advantage of my weakness anbd bumbness righ now
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>>44335442
It’s freaky seeing how people have changed up online versus irl. I even made a friend here who shocked me in the other way - abrasive and opinionated online, shy and quiet irl in public. But I’ve seen how her partners throughout the years have also switched up on her. It’s fucked.

What’s got you drinking so much?
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>>44335574
lago i might've talked to you earlier abut this before. i do blackout drink really often
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>>44335518
I mean I’m *in* the server but I’m mostly active here… Can you throw me a hint?
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>>44335584
I’m sorry, I hope you stay safe. At least drink a lot of water.
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i've also "slightly" cooled down on my drinking too sineeeee the day when i've spammed a particular someone one or two dms for hours straight. it was so fucking embarassing
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>>44332537
Please talk your thread staking man back conejo. We don't want him and he never goes to bed. I am sure you can take five minutes out of your miserable life replying to yourself and tell him to get some rest instead of angrily refreshing the other thread. Unlike you we want to talk to real people here and WLW stuff and not harass and brigade randoms.
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>>44335592
Hey, it’s good you were able to catch that and reduce your drinking any amount.
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i still feel so much sadness and desperation though. i've ruined so much of my futur ealreir on in my youth
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AHHHH

SOLO DANCE IS WRITTEN BY A TAIWANESE JAPANESE TRANS WOMAN

I just found out right now trying to see if she’s written more books. Omfg y’all need to read it. She has a preoccupation with death and lyrical prose. I’m reading back to post-it quotes to share here. That’s how much I am loving this book. It reminds me of the yearning so many of you express here.
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nobody ever anted to get close t me since then. i've otherwise only had people who want ed to omly fuck me nand then nothing beyond else that
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>>44335662
She was forcibly outed after she won a prestigious award. Bigots really can’t stand to see minorities rise.
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>>44335653
>>44335677
You deserve a loving friend who listens to you and spends time with you. It’s really not over while you’re still alive, as cliché as that sounds. Lots of us get a late start on life, especially LGBT people.
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>>44335696
my dream s have beem stomped out twice/thirce already. i don' t feel like trying anymore
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apparently the tanzania-south africa match earlier today made history as it was the first match in WAFCON to feature a married lesbian couple playing on the same team
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>>44335724
Nothing I can say to help. Hope you can sleep well tonight at the very least.
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Which AI sloppa stud you choosing, nonas?
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>>44335819
only the first two don’t look like men
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I feel asi f i cold fall asleep on my comfy gkamerchair right now
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I hope niffty is ok
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>>44336029
what happened to her
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>>44335819
I don’t think anyone likes butch women here
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>>44335798
But has there ever been a married lesbian couple playing on opposite teams?
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>>44336545
Often enough that Pride with an article on it:
https://www.pride.com/culture/sports/lesbian-couples-on-rival-sports-teams
>Ultimately, the Netherlands was eliminated when Mead's England Lionesses beat them 4-0 and then went on to win the Euro 2025 final.
Imagine defeating your gf and her team 4-0. The humiliation she must feel… do you comfort her or rub it in her face?
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>>44332537
Who is the OP with excellent taste in anime :)

Bravo.
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>>44336582
Take your loser boyfriend back, let him beat you and call you racist slurs or whatever it is you like. He needs to stop posting those fantasies in other threads. Keep your racist and mysognistic drama grubby selves in your own thread. How many times does it have to be said you weird and pathetic pedophile?
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>>44335318
bottom
>>44334198
top
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Is it true they're pedos though? I've seen the accusations made a few times over the years
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>>44336582
punish her by making her eat you out or suck your gock
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>>44336594
I don’t think she has ever seen the anime, sadly. She’s not big on anime. She does love cars, but idk if that’s enough to get her into it.
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>>44336704
But what if she’s really sad and upset at herself for letting her team down? :(
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>>44336720
bottoms’ feelings don’t matter. bottoms don’t deserve rights.
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>>44336582
>do you comfort her or rub it in her face?
Both
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>>44336770
I hate this image so much, lmao. I wish México had won. It’s over.
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>>44336788
It really was a terrible day Latinas must get their revenge
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Bnuy nothing fixes the fact that you're a miserable cuck that let Lago sleep with Olive and Emily. You can crash out all day for the rest of your life and it won't make it better. The people you harass aren't Emily but you know that already. Eventually you both will say neither of you did this, but it's over. You played too loose trying to spam and get everyone in your thread and groomercord. You both deserve all the ire that comes your way for harassing this community and derailing lesbian discussions for this power tripping.
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If you want everyone to use this thread er can use it to talk about how bnuy is seething. Since he's stayed up for 20 hours in his own admissions, yet none of it is working. Lago or cunny joe as they call her is as much of a pedo and rape spammer as bnuy. Yes the ones that run the discord in this thread and have spammed thousands of Emily posts in the last few months. This thread is not a lesbian community.
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>>44336788
So sad folks
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>>44336799
Wish we had more Latinas here like we used to have. To help wrangle up the tards and throw chanclas at the schizos. Such rancid vibes these days.
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>>44336838
Shut up cunnyjo go to bed
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I should buy a new car
I'm thinking a Toyota RAV4 woodland edition 2026
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I had such a terrible day today but it's not interesting drama so fml
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I don’t know how you put up with this, lago. not even drawfren got harassed this much and she still left the board.
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>>44336862
Please tell us about it, nona
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>>44336866
It's just not that interesting I'm nobody but there was some workplace drama at my workplace which is a fertility lab and I think I'm going to get fired
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>>44336864
lago is eternal
she cannot be harassed out of the board

"When it occurs to a bpdemon that lago does not regard them as important, and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of them, they at first wishes to throw bricks at the lago temple, and they hate deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples."
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>>44336864
Because she's the schizo doing it to people and you're probably her sucking your own dick. Nobody else has done anything to deserve her and bnuy treating them like this
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>>44336862
God anything is better than forced drama.
>>44336864
Just stubborn. If their goal is to drive me out, it’s never happening. I have nothing to hide, nothing I’m ashamed or guilty of. They made me sound so much more powerful, charismatic, and interesting than I am.
>>44336880
You work at a fertility lab?? That’s really cool. I might pursue a masters to become a genetic counselor. But I’d be so happy doing the lab work.

What happened at work?? I love work drama…
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>>44336894
Really? That's awesome how far along are you in your masters? So my work is kind of complicated and I don't know how much I should tell or how much would make you uncomfortable. There are some things you need to know, it's one of the more woke and trans inclusive places, so on the side we also process orders for clients receiving trans care as well as children's health and genetic disorders. There was a recent hire that joined the team and I had to train them, they were male presenting but came out as trans so I thought it would be a good bonding experience but it turned sour really fast.
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>>44336914
NOOOOO I am not working on a masters yet. ;___; I am a perpetual college student atm, albeit with biotech/research experience.

Why would it make me uncomfortable? Also, yeah I imagine fertility clinics tend to be woke because of the LGBT couples trying to conceive.
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Continue your story, porfis… why might you get fired…
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>>44336934
Got ya, good luck hope you finish soon paying tuition every year is an idiot tax for sure. Okay I'll explain it better. Yeah it was because she was like one of these people that hide it and it was quite awkward. I was trying to bond with her but I think I just made it all worse.
>>44336958
So she was new to this community and I was taking her out to the clubs and trying to help her get along. She flirted a bit but I'm just not that interested in someone that still looks like that, no offense meant. Do after a few drinks and dancing she seems to be getting on with my friend and I join them. We start talking about rights and intersections and how marginalization exists in all the LGBTQIA spaces too. By the end of the night we're just scrolling near closing time and sharing les and gay memes. She's looking over my should and it's comments joking about people getting raped, and it's really disgusting but I try to tell her I'm not that. But now she's shouting at me.
>THEY WERE LAUGHING AND CALLING TRANS WOMEN BLACK SLAVE BOYS THEY WERE GOING TO BEAT
>AND WHO THE FUCK IS EMILY
I told her babe it's 4chan don't take it do seriously Lago and Bnuy just like to joke like that. Now I think I'm getting fired though because I got an email from HR.
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I miss the Summer Olympics
So many cool women's sports to watch day after day with the rest of the world engaged alongside you so it doesn't feel lonely
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>>44336860
why it woodland? rav 4 is like honda crv.. i had a early 2000s honda crv was my last car and it had a little table you could pull out n stuff id take it to parties n things was comfy
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i'm going to touch everyone here
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>>44336834
that powerade is really good so maybe idk desu also they are green screen ppl so is that really a person? also i didnt know we harvest resources from fictional universes? is this ethical?
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>>44337209
pls not me :(((( keep yr booger grubbers to yourself
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>>44337213
they're not booger grubbers! >:( they're hand holders. and you're first
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>ywn teach a shy submissive tranny how to assertively drive a manual
Hoes...
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>>44337231
booger grubbers booger grubbers… could never touch me growls grrrrrr
also who are u fren?
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>>44337244
u won’t bc i already know how!!!(i dont and would actually be to scared and am scared of you corpo)
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>>44337264
i am grah and grah has feelings
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>>44337278
and booger grubbers… tell me about yr feelings grah?
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>>44337278
will u make yr name ham ham grah?
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>>44337305
my feelings? gahhhhh !!
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>>44337356
hmm gah.. grah grah? mmmmm?
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>>44337271
We only overcome our fears by confronting them babe. Now clutch down and turn the fucking key slut. :>
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>>44337455
umm im scared.. umm engine noise will startle me… ummm scared u seem gruff… ummm if someone in your tenant harem is upset or jealous how do you handle that.. also ummmm talking like that is not nice to me even if it makes u seem cool…
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>>44337520
tranny harem**
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I will learn to accept that I am a service submarine
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Woken up by thunderstorm now I’m laying here wondering if I’ll ever be a parent. I’d be such a good mom Nonas none of you even know how good I an with kids… I was gonna be a teacher…
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>>44332537
>>Can you drive a manual?
yes
>>What kind of driver are you?
careful, thoughtful, no road rage
>>Have you ever gone on a roadtrip with your girlfriend?
yes, we did a three-day trip up the Maine coast
>>Are motorcycles fun or scary?
My Harley Softail is my daily ride. Riding done right isn't scary. Other drivers are.
>>Can you change your own engine oil?
I do all the wrenching on my bike myself. I could do the same on my car but not enough space in my garage
>>Doesn't gasoline smell kinda good?
no
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>Can you drive a manual?
No
>What kind of driver are you?
Fast
>Have you ever gone on a roadtrip with your girlfriend?
Yes
>Are motorcycles fun or scary?
Both
>Can you change your own engine oil?
No
>Doesn't gasoline smell kinda good?
Yes
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79/84 of you just gross me out or piss me off
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>>44337943
Who are the 5 good people?
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>>44337948
I don't know but I hope she is thinking of me
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>>44337244
If I didn't already know, you could totally teach me!
Maybe you can teach me how to parallel park instead? xD
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>>44337943
sucks that i can't be sure that i'm one of the lucky 5 anymore
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>>44337058
I knew you were doing a bit once you mentioned me likely being offended, but your delivery was off. I’m not even like sure what the funny part is supposed to be, especially since I don’t know wtf the slave thing is supposed to be.
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today i feel egyptian
today i feel nigerian
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>>44337714
Are you corpo jr? You need a nickname that’s diff… Why aren’t you becoming a teacher anymore?

I used to want to be one, but I’m not the most patient. I volunteered teaching kids science experiments and translating the lessons to their parents, and that was pleasant.
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>>44338246
>today i feel egyptian
Me when I eat a falafel
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>>44337244
Corpo, should I spend my facial feminization surgery money on a souped-up '26 Civic SI to make my sad night drives more fun?
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>>44338292
>responsible career lady, should I make an irresponsible medical-financial decision?
kek
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>>44337718
are you the motorcycle anon that has posted pics of her riding?
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>>44338358
I'm tired of being so diddly darn responsible.
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>>44337200
>why woodland
I think it would go well with my propane lantern.
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>no longer feel the urge to talk to her daily
>gone 3 days without responding to her messages
we’re gonna make it
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>>44338409
Why is your ex sending you messages
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Now the problem is I can't decide if I want an off-road crossover or a sporty little sedan.
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>>44337520
>how do you handle that
Nice try! The last time I hornyposted you hoes bullied me. :<
>>44338047
I spent an embarrassing amount of time looking for THE one trick to parallel parking back when I was learning, and honestly there just isn't one. Unfortunately its all down to feeling and repetition, find a quiet comfy parking lot, put down a few cones or cardboard boxes and just grind it out. I promise it'll click at some point. :>
>>44338292
Idk babe, probably not. FFS was important enough for you to save up for it, I think it should take priority over an impulse buy?
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>>44338414
FFS. You want FFS.
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>>44338419
some people remain friends after dating
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parallel parking inshallah
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>>44338409
soft ghosting is cruel
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfrH9iHQzQ
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>>44338453
no, it’s only soft cruel
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>>44338443
especially true in the lesbian community. women form deeper connections with each other.
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>>44338470
https://www.vice.com/en/article/lesbians-friends-exes-relationships-narcissist-psychopath/
>If you want to be friends with your ex (and potentially bang them), you first need to throw everything you knew about breakups out of the window. Lesbians are adept at this because we are all crazy. Every last one of us.
>We scour around for a partner who looks like our doppelgänger. Then we fuck them, move in with them, and get a cat with them in the space of three weeks. Then we change our appearance to look even more like them (see, narcissists…) to the point where we are indistinguishable.
Lesbians, our response?
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>>44338459
I agree
put me out of my misery
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>>44338459
> I'm cruel to others
> but the people who aren't zero empathy freaks like me are the ones who should be killed
That's nice, please face the wall
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>>44338563
>unironic pedo meme
rope
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>>44338524
My ex ruined me, made me, we split up on the best of terms, she hurt me, we're still best friends, I'm completely over her in a healthy adult way, and I'd take her back tomorrow.

This isn't a bit, all of these feelings coexist simultaneously in harmony.
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>>44338567
> pedo meme
> looks inside
> anti-pedo meme
get yourself checked for brain damage
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>>44338431
Bnuy and I saw some boomer do the smoothest parallel parking job of all time in a giant pickup. It was so impressive, we were gobsmacked. I had been rolling my eyes at the asinine immensity of such a vehicle, but I couldn’t deny that guy fucks.
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>>44338588
more confirmation that lago and bnuy are retarded
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>>44338588
It sounded like you were making a comparison between not choosing to be anxious avoidant and being a pedo. I probs was overthinking it, but the meme is kinda random.
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>>44338584
Board is full of autists that have trouble understanding nuance in human relationships. The article is tongue in cheek. The average woman will understand where you’re coming from.
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>>44338610
> anxious avoidant
> anxious attachment
as anon says >>44338608, more confirmation that you can't read
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>>44338623
It’s a type of anxious attachment, lol. It’s the one I have so it came to mind. It’s not something that detracts from what I’ve said.
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>>44338637
Attachment and avoidance sound like polar opposites to me.
I was defending people with anxious attachment, why would I compare them to pedos? If anything, it was closer to comparing the zero empathy freak who thinks vulnerable people deserve to be killed to a pedo.
> the one I have
And you choose to attack the person defending the group you allegedly belong to, telling her to "rope", instead of the person saying you deserve to be killed? Brain damage...
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>>44338593
I even made a comment as he rolled past that there's no way he was going to be able to park that boat. Then he parked it in one smooth, confident motion. Lmao.

> "I pray that the American automobile does not suffer for its lack of parallel parking practicality"

> "I shall strive to answer those prayers"
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>>44338661
I’m sorry nona, it genuinely read that way to me and still does if I ignore your explanation. I’m not saying this to tell you you’re wrong, I’m just pointing out why it sounded that way.

Your meme is about killing a pedo who says they can’t help their feelings.

The situation is about killing (by encouraging suicide of) an anxious attachment person who has no control over their attachment style. Putting them in the same role made it awkward.
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The meme is portraying anti-pedos as the Waffen SS, the bad guys. It's clearly a pro-pedo meme you nincompoops.
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>>44338661
They are opposites. That’s why it’s also referred to as ambivalent or disorganized attachment. Crazy stuff.
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>>44338693
That definitely didn’t help her out, lol. But whatever. Gotta assume the best in everyone! Tryna make a change.
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>>44338668
you seem like a theater kid who’d love Hamilton
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>>44338718
I would have turned out more normal if I spent less time around the stoners and more time around the theater kids.
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>>44338409
be honest, you wish she’d beg you to give her attention
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>>44338748
who DOESN’T want their ex to grovel at her feet and admit she was wrong?
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>>44338730
Cooled down a bit? Ready to continue responsibilitymaxxing? :>
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>>44338835
You're too cute xD
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>>44338263
Yeah this is she… I tried to launch as Aerospace Nona but I guess that wasn’t catchy enough to clear the pad. I’m open to suggestions lmao!

I was studying Music Education before I radically changed my major. I had realized that I was never going to be fulfilled teaching that and I would much rather end up in another field with the chance to eventually transition to academia.

I’m probably a little too patient in some aspects, I know for a fact I’d get a kid in my class that reminds me of myself at that age (read as: funny but not helpful to the lesson plan) and instantly have an obvious favorite and be too forgiving.
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>>44338888
plane nona? planona?
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If she calls it a Rock Pigeon you have to fuck her
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>>44338835
I will be very Frank with you, Corpo.
I was the last to consent to responsibility maxxing.
But adulthood responsibilities having arisen, and having become inevitable;
I say, as I have always said, I will be the very first to do the needful.
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>>44338888
Captain Nona…
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Plucked chicken

For dinner
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>>44338888
>>44338949
What this mean? Rock pigeons are underrated.
>>44338888
Nice quads. I’ll refer to you as Aerospace Nona from now on!

I used to want to go into education too, which is why I volunteered with that science program. While I enjoyed it, kids are too inattentive, and I’ve heard it has only gotten worse. Some of them were already glued to their phones back in 2015.

Plus, I also feel like it wouldn’t be fulfilling on its own. If I could do research and help explain simple concepts to children together, like the professor running the program - that may be nice.

I don’t know if I’d be happy in academia. It would highly depend on the lab. While I had a lovely experience, I’ve known people with the opposite.

Aww, that’s real as hell. I was the class favorite a few times, had teachers spoil me and spend time with me during lunch (tough home life). I’d want to care for a student like that too.
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>>44339153
I know that fur feels so good to nuzzle.
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>>44336174
She just kinda vanished
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>>44339301
cant blame a bitch for not wanting to avatarfag anymore
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>>44339301
doesnt she have bpd? she will be back
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When's the game Lucy ...
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>>44338888
Aero? Its short, cute and distinctive. :>
>>44338973
Many such cases babe. Big Therapy™ doesn't want you to know this, but have you considered turning aspects of mundane adult responsibility, executive function and delayed gratification into a low-intensity psychosexual complex that lets you enjoy dissatisfaction?
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>>44339315
1pm est
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>>44339374
Staying tuned.
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>guy in my masters keeps flirting with me even after I told him straight up I'm not attracted to guys just because I gave him a handjob once
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>>44339397
> I gave him a handjob once
Say more, nona... why did you give a handjob to a guy you are not attracted to?
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>>44339404
have you ever slept with women you were not attracted to?
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>>44339404
Ignore the troll.
>>44339360
Aero is perfect. I’d like that bubbly Canadian chocolate, cute.
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>Pearl’s voice actress is a chud
You hate to see it.
>>44339313
Maybe she ran out of reaction pictures… But she was cool, hope she comes back.
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>>44339443
maybe she is still here as anon
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>>44339360
I get what you're saying but I attack it from a different angle. Instead of enjoying it I just want to become an android

> David's daily routine aboard the Prometheus during the two-year journey to LV-223 involves maintaining the ship, monitoring the sleeping crew, studying ancient languages, and engaging in solitary hobbies

> Pic related: David watching David Lean’s Lawrence of Arabia (1962) in: Prometheus (2012) by Ridley Scott

The trick, Corpo, is not minding that it hurts!
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>>44339419
... no?
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>>44338902
More of a space girlie but good effort!
>>44338977
>implying I'll ever captain a mission
topkek, but good effort as well :)
>>44339237
Yeah the inattentivity issue is crazy. The fresh-out-of-HS kids in my classes are borderline retarded, and this is supposed to be an honors college for God's sake... Makes me try extra hard in class to show my professors that not every zoomer has a room temp IQ.
>>44339360
>Aero
I can't think of any better nickname, excellent work Corpo!
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Every time a customer asks
>Does the [X bread] have [X]?
I want to blow my brains out in front of them.

They’re not even joking, trying to be funny. I’ll ask them what they mean and they just repeat the question while giving me the dumbest fucking look on their face. It’s usually middle aged people. Humanity is doomed.
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>>44339817
>It’s usually middle aged people
That's the ol' lead poisoning at work!
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>>44339509
That's fair. Its an acquired taste. :>
>>44339701
>space girlie
Its settled then! You watch the stars, I'll watch the skies.
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I have to go bowling with everybody from work tomorrow; it's during office hours and an official work function so I kind of have no choice
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>>44340016
are you a Japanese salarywoman
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>>44340092
I'm a Canadian salarytroon
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>>44339374
The game start at 37 minutes ago when there is no Lucy commentary... :(
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>>44340114
you have to take her place nona
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>>44340153
No, it just wouldn't be the same
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>>44340114
i don't know enough about egypt or zambia to really give any clever commentary sorry
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>>44340257
mfw
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>>44340311
>File: extremely_edgy…
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>>44338406
oh kino bnuy u should get one smaller suvs are confy and practical and that the extent of my car knowledge
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>>44340509
I mean it's an edgy picture
>>44340515
Thank you blue moos a milk
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lonely... im so lonely....
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>>44340711
Hi
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>>44340718
woah that was fast
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Rainy day and no gf to share it with. Torture.
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I hope somebody gets my message in a bottle
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>>44340796
what does the message say? or is it bad luck to share like telling your birthday wish to someone
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>>44340818
It's an S.O.S.
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>>44340827
sybau
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>>44340836
Only hope can keep me together
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>>44339419
i have done this many times because i had no self worth
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Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
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>>44340867
grug
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>>44340901
no i am grah
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I wouldnt even sent a sos message anymore, nobodys alive around here anyway... they hung all the gays long time ago...
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>>44340918
I should have known this right from the start
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Message received. Thanks for the toilet paper, mysterious stranger!
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>>44340927
ok nvm pls send a helicopter or smth and evacuate me please just get me out of here please I beg you please
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>>44340947
Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh

>>44340941
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
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Office retard cuckold confession >>44340482
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Office retard racism confession >>44331708
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>>44341116
You're gonna make her cry like when I called her a cuckbian :<
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>>44341143
Look on the bright side,
Now that's she's an ex-racist she can get cucked by BBC!
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>>44339840
>>44341260
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>>44341116
>>44341128
don't believe her lies
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Monogamy's strongest soldier, folks.
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this app is run by idiots
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>>44341370
idk what im looking at boss
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>>44341389
that is not the flag of nigeria at all
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am i a cuckbian?
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tfw no nwordian gf
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>>44341389
You're looking at what appears to be a stylised version of the flag of India where the flag of Nigeria should be.
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>>44341409
No, you're neither a cuck (as far as we know) nor a lesbian, so categorically no.
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>>44341415
>>44341407
I bet they used AI lol
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LETS FUCKING GO SUPER FALCONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>44341444
Checked
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>>44341430
umm office is bi too… ummm
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>>44341458 >>44341157
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>>44341458
Well, I didn't know that when I called her a cuckbian!! We only caught her showing her ass off to men later!!
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She always complained loudly when we got too sexual itt. But not even a lesbian. Really makes you think.
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And don't even get me started on the irony of monogamy's strongest soldier being in the cuck closet
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>>44341492
are u corpo?
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>>44341558
No...
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Goodnight, /lesgen/.
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white child in the crowd wearing a malawi shirt we love to see it folx
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surprised that this has gone this long without a single goal from nigeria yet they are far and away the best women's national team in CAF
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>>44341724
>>
cis gf who takes low dose T for bottom growth >>>>>>>>>
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malawi gets it in the net but it's offside
also the audio just cut out
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not gonna lie chat after that 6-0 blowout against egypt earlier today i'm not really feeling this match that is still scoreless in the 62nd minute
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>>44342294
No worries, your commentary is still appreciated.
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AND MALAWI SCORES THE FIRST GOAL
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ope its going to VAR possibly offside
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after review the goal stands. malawi takes the lead 1-0
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NIGERIA'S GOALKEEPER IS UNABLE TO STOP THE BALL GIVING MALAWI AN OPENING TO SCORE THEIR SECOND GOAL
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both teams are finally waking up with 10 minutes plus stoppage time to go
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>>44340013
God damn I forgot how cool that picture of the Space Ace is… The F-15 might be the coolest jet ever off of hype moments and aura alone…
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this group might actually prove to be the group of death. nigeria is struggling against malawi and they're not as good as zambia who nigeria still have to face. i fear the super falcons could get grouped if they don't turn things around right now.
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PENALTY AWARDED TO NIGERIA
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and nigeria scores
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nigeria's goalkeeper leaves the goal open allowing malawi to take advantage
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feeling guilty not watching along with luz
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and actually with that third goal it's now a hat trick for temwa chawinga
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>open WAFCOM stream
>Nigerian uncle screaming on phone line
I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this…
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nigeria scores a second goal at the last minute
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>>44342659
wait what stream are you watching my guy is asleep
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MALAWI UPSETS THE 10 TIME AND REIGNING CHAMPIONS 3-2
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>>44342700
https://www.youtube.com/live/s-vYmMBMCCU
No game footage but still great stuff
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CORRECTION: temwa chawinga did not get a hat trick, one of the goals was scored by her sister tabitha
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Unless Bnuy or someone else wants to make the next thread I’ll post one when we hit page 8-10
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>>44343106
had one ready to go because added new stuff

NEW BREAD:

>>44343166
>>44343166
>>44343166
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>>44343106
But thank you - much appreciated if you’d like to make one next thread.
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>>44339237
If she calls it that instead of just a Pigeon she's a nerd and you have to fuck her



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