>>44332697
>do you look like you get enough sleep at night?
no. i have dark circles that lighten sometimes but are always visible and my resting face is a frown. i get either no sleep or 12 hours of sleep a night but i am perpetually tired. i havent felt rested in years

andy here with troubling news fellers
my mode got CLOCKED today at the new jobsite

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>>44332697
why am I so ugly

>>44332697
>qott: do you look like you get enough sleep at night?
I've gotten 5 hours of sleep every night for the past decade and change, and I look like it pls get your sleep if u r a troon

i need to fuck L so bad /b/ros

>>44332697
no. my dark circles are incredibly prominent and purple. and it makes sense, i don’t get enough sleep at night

im struggling to breathe because of the way my perfume smells. if i can still smell it right now 20 minutes after applying does that mean i smell so strongly i would give others a headache? i did two nosferatu sprays on each wrist and pressed the wrists on my neck below/behind my ear and then my wet garden is a roll on so i just rolled it all over my wrists and the same spot on the neck

I think im the only person here

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start doing this

>>44332943
you are. i’m not real

any1 else extremely ugly and male and unlovable
>>44332943
solipsism is a baby's philosophy

I have realized I dont need ffs after all as becoming a hot foid is inachievable for a chigga like myself

what if a nigga was chinese

possibly gay too

what if you were black or chinese

seeing men and white people dying is lowk life fuel

>>44332919
one spray on each wrist is probably enough, if you want to layer especially less is more

>>44333076
liv agar

>>44332919
it's covid you gonna die inshallah

>>44333095
i was told it’s subtle and smells great

>>44333147
well if it's making you struggle to breathe then it's too much right? what's subtle about that?

Also im epilating my ass cheeks and ur bitch’s cheeks too

>>44333160
idk i was told it’s subtle what do u want from me
god im embarrasing myself again oh no!! nyc

idk wtf you're asking then since you already seem to have come to your own conclusion

im capable of asking others questions both off and on line

>>44332800
How did you get clocked

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Any of you moder go out of your comfort zone this weekend?
I worked up the gall to leave my house in shorts. Laying bare, my moder legs for the world to stare.

>>44333224
because she looks like a cis lesbian

cut my own hair again award

>>44333224
the wife of one of the owners was visiting and she asked what pronouns i use
>>44333354
i do not, i just look like an old gay latino man

>>44333567
oh my god bruh

andy did you say he/him

>>44333567
you look like a dyke ok andy?

>>44333591
i said i use all pronouns
>>44333581
:(
>>44333600
ok :'c

>>44332697
No sadly

>>44332962
everyone thinks that this is disgusting and reprehensible

>>44332919
do one spray on one wrist, then rub them together and on your neck. you are supposed to use one spray. wash your hands with soap and face with cleanser

>>44333076
i'm a white male with boobs and brown skin

>>44333922
rubbing is typically not recommended, and one spray is not always enough

I have visual snow syndrome.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

i'm gay

can't tell if i'm really into this girl or if i just like being given physical affection and the feeling of being desired bc i'm lonely ykwim

>>44334241
story of my life~

can a manmoder go to a suburban dance studio and learn street style hip hop then apply those lessons to dnb footwork then go jungling in berlin next year or should i stay inside smoking weed and poking at my bones

i am gay as well

I love my cock even if it’s small and I never top and I still take HRT. I don’t plan on cutting it off.

we don't care bro

>>44334463
Suck my dick

i hate my smeat

that movie sucked lowk

>>44334558
i am a dog

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will you be watching the gsb movie when it comes out

might fuck around and throw everything away

>>44334769
go look for a white woman to fuck you then

it's not my fault he comes home blames the jews for denying the dog treats.

they make you register the dog like it's a lethal weapon so he jokingly trains it like one. why jews idk. he'll bring it home toys and call them jewish whatever the animal is. one was a jewish chicken. then it was a jew pirate chicken. the dog went for it's eyes first. after losing one he became a pirate. then he lost the other eye. the dog destroys some of these toys. but not all of them. he's had a lamb since he was a puppy. it's his baby. we call it lamby. we've had to wash it because he'll take it everywhere with him. the dog is adorable, but i can't let people near it in public because he was trained like a guard dog to attack. he's very protective and territorial.

might fuck around and sneak a handful of my wife's butt

the most resent one is jeffrey the giraffe.

the inherent vaginaness of the penis

i think it's hilarious. like he's danny devito on it's always sunny.

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ew

>>44335966
giwtwm

i need to make out with a woman it's been a week i'm tweaking

I keep my wife close at hand for such things
she doesn't know why I'm staring at her from the other room but she'll find out soon >_> I'm bout to attack

i always make sure to get my wife's consent before doing anything to her body (touch, kissys, etc)
it's good to remember that just because you are in a relationship with someone, you are not entitled to their body. especially women, who have been victimized for many years and forced into complacency for our rape-first society
andy

random people just sign their posts andy now

sexually harassing my tired and downtrodden heterosexual wife with my moid molestation mitts

>>44336078
so does the real andy
andy

>>44336078
i am andy you pos (piece of shit)
fuck you
ruining my postwork nap
tried to get gba emulation to work on my phone too but it said i needed a rom
gonna get schwasted on schweed

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you gotta put those tootsie's away. those things are dangerous around me. i got a health condition.

>>44336000
avengers infinite larp

>>44336117
let me help you set it up then

im kind of feeling myself in a boob twink sort of way like damn im lowk pretty. now i need to lose 10 pounds

Pretty but chubby, weird combo!

chubby = pretty so it's a normal combo

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I man mode in a skirt

>>44336206
It’s just a kilt then

there's a friend i have and every time i see her she gets prettier. what causes this?

your heterosexuality

Can a 50-60 year old FUB with blue collar dad strength smother me with his hairy belly or is that not allowed

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>>44336222
no its a proper skirt. I dont care anymore

my wife buys me snacks because she loves me

I am bereft of wives

I too must feed my wife

>>44332697
>do you look like you get enough sleep at night?
Nope. I have definite bags under my eyes.

just did first IPL run on my face. I put medical tape over moles, I ordered some overpriced real clinical IPL/Laser round skin protectors which I'll use for next session on moles.

It was on the lowest setting so probably no affect but we'll see.

>>44336025
>>44336078
>>44336107
>>44336117
i hate you
>>44336153
it's not me
i actually own a couple gba sp so personally i wouldn't emulate gba since i like owning and collecting physical media

i am slowly losing my mind

i have a really big dick
andy

>>44336601
show us

>>44336444
why wouldnt you get real laser or electrolysis

oh hey cause it’s on my mind - am i andy? ig sometimes i feel like andy idk how to explain it

only andy is andy

>>44335966
I hate women (because I love them)

big dick randy

i hate femme jax art cause he’s always a passoid and that’s not me

>>44336604
This only cost me $400.

>>44336584
i like using the gba games i already have, but a lot of good games from that era are so expensive i just prefer emulating them. i’m not paying some guy $100 for a game i can easily download for free

>>44336603
i only show in dm upon request
>>44336608
you are not andy
>>44336610
trvke
>>44336658
eh, what games are really unobtainable or prohibitively expensive aside from rare/niche/obscure titles?

>>44336644
yeah 400 dollars on top of the cost for real laser after

>>44336678
pokémon sapphire seems to be routinely $80+ on ebay and shit. it’s not prohibitively expensive, it’s just more than a current new game for one that’s over 20 years old

would it be crazy for a bored person who enjoys driving to drive four hours to purchase cigarettes that are only available on an indian reservation

>>44336716
it's worth a shot imo. Definitely can work for non-facial hair.

my back hurts yall
i had to move a bunch of servers yesterday
i want to go to one of those massage places and get my back rubbed but refuse the tuggy
the tetanus shot makes me feel so tired
smoking copious amounts of moderjuana to ease the pain from being andy
i dedicate the song below to my impostor
https://youtu.be/HfzbN5ky5Co?si=iU6SgQAoLJe0gTNR

>>44336733
why don't you use one of the expensive server lifters.

>>44336719
yeah, emerald too! its nonsensical that i have to pay over 200 dollars for a fcked up cartridge and a dead battery

>>44336719
1. Emerald is better
2. If you didn't play back then then yeah, just emulate, no point in zoomers buying physical
3. 80 dollars ain't shit to a working ma'an, really

>>44336722
not at all, youre only here once

>>44336733
why are you listening to mexican vector bro wtf

>>44336735
i am an IT scrapper, not a fancy computer boy with fancy book learnin' and expensive server lifters

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>la diabla
shut your DORFic ass up bitch

>>44336755
that's too bad. I get to play with $100k servers.

>>44336739
no one is forcing you to pay those prices
shoulda hung on to your childhood cartridge
if you don't or didn't have a childhood cartridge you had like the past 20 years to play emerald wtf you been doing this whole time my moder from another mother?

>>44336746
true im going to spend wednesday on the road :>

>>44336765
i was poor growing up lol

>>44336764
bragging about my employer's toys is kind of lame, desu
they are not your 100k+ servers
i have played with millions of dollars worth of IT equipment when i was in asset management with an international financial institution but i don't brag about that lame ass shit bc im not a corpo faggot
i only fuck corpos in the ass with my big dick

everyone told me tech is dead but tech was the thing i was best at so now im sad all the time

>>44336748
made you click, you faget
i listen to such music now bc i am just a hispanic laborer searching for the simple comfort of a woman's bosom
>>44336760
estas molesta porque no quieres ser mi diabla? ;*

>>44336769
so was i, the difference between you and i is i hustled for mine
a little social engineering and literally my childhood pokemon gb collection was built up from other kids giving me their games
still have it too, just needs a new battery

i wish i had a bosom large enough for andy

>>44336823
Im afraid I just dont have that andy spunk v.v
always impressed tho by the shit you seemingly manage to pull off tho!

>>44336835
Emerald is lots of fun, and owning a physical cart is cool. It's a cute treat to reward yourself with
i wanted Drill Dozer for the longest and i bought a loose cart not that long ago

>>44336827
we all wish we had bosoms large enough for andy, that is why we believe

i like my small breasts

i like my big breasts

i have to pee

sorry i only drink pomnipee you'll have to go somewhere else

>>44336917
shut up agender fag

forced my wife to watch a bad movie

who cares? your wife is ugly

wow you should never call someone's wife ugly that's so rude

her wife is super hot actually can confirm
(because i fucked her)

andy gonna bark like a dog
andy gonna kill ur ass with her maw
andy gonna hit this joint pretend to pass it to you then take another hit then actually pass it to you

Damm, fuck. Got my STD panel results back… I need an HBV vaccine series lol

dogs need to be collared and leashed and that includes andy

Yoooo, this shit takes 6 months to get vaccinated…. Fuccckkkkk

remember taco tuesday is tomorrow so bring your taco gloves and taco holsters

>>44337019
what im a puppygirl now? since when?
you got me with the joint thing thanks for making Mommy smile, bebe
>>44337023
what omgg
what does it mean to be collared and leashed? i gave up being a puppygirl like a decade ago

>>44337053
it means a collar around your neck and attached to a leash, which usually comes with many benefits and it's never too late

HIV negative
>agender flag

>>44337062
but what does it mean to be a dog?

i am a dog

>>44337070
it can be anything you want really but typically a dog is provided for and loved and given a lot of affection
and a dog is free

i do not deserve such treatment

>>44337079
that sounds really nice but i gave up on the idea of being someone's pet
i don't want to sleep in a puppy kennel

>>44337094
it's a good life, and lots of dogs sleep in their owner's bed
never give up on your dreams

setting myself up for under 4 hours of sleep i hate being stupid

I hate being male

my wife keeps telling me how cute i am :\

should have thought about that before you went cute

guten morgen mcdouble

sorry i dont speak gerjam

why not?

i'm a top

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WORTHLESWORTHELSSWORTHLESSWORTHLESSWORTHLESSBORINTBORINGBORINFBORINGVORINGFUCKINGBASTARDKIKESSSSSSSSSSSFXCKMYLIF

cute clothes

twitter lowbie told me i wasn’t allowed to be a puppygirl

you are allowed to be a puppygirl as all trans women are

I had an emotional rollarcoaster after processing my HIV negative result…

I cried a lot and was thinking about the past… why am I so emotional. I listened to for everyman album by Jackson Browne and it had much more emotional meaning then I ever had heard before.

What is going on?

think i'll play some donkey kong tropical freeze

>>44337349
I AM A DOG

>>44337341
no i couldn’t do it

>>44337352
you scared me doggy but i'm glad you're excited

>>44337352
meow

>>44337354
yes you can!

>>44337325
isn't this a skirt and you're wearing it sideways rn?
I think I have the same one.

>>44337325
who dis?

technology is evil

How do I know if I have moid or foid brain?

asking that question is how you know you have moid brain, test complete.

But I am overly emotional thanks to estrogen

the test is complete buddy, you can go home now

How do I cope as an estrogen dominant man?

>>44337432
how fast can you rotate 3b objects

>>44337445
idk man, you tell me. you're already somehow able to cope with being the type of person you are.

how do i come to terms with my wife being bisexual

three bimensional objects

>>44337459
you have to dump her sorry

>>44337454
Oh god so can’t imagine 3d, only 2d images. I can change the 2nd image, but it’s stuttery change of image…. Ummmm

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>>44337467

i'm gay and also a kitty

i'm a perpetual dissapointment

oh i can already girlmode but i’m vain and i want perfection

>>44337672
stupid faggot

i can't girlmode so i >__<mode instead

why i still pretend i can be one of the guys. moid behavior disgusts me and i can’t larp it anymore the facade is falling apart why did i think i could pretend to be a straight man again

site full of nasty women thread full of nasty women nasty nasty women hey say something before i name you

i'm not a nasty woman

as far as i'm concerned, ALL women are nasty

i wish i could encase your essence into an aloe dew and nurture it forever so that i could admire the gentleness forever like the turquoise drinks with sand that i used to drink in my childhood dreams

>>44337691
why cant you pretend to be a gay man

i wish you'd fuck me like i'm a real girl

>>44337325
omg the cuts are so cute :') how old are you

>>44337734
ick faggots ick

awake at 5 in the morning thinking about how i'm not good enough to be a girlfriend again award

sorry

why

>>44337772
i am a dog

betrayal

>>44337775
me too girlypop

"girlypop" talk like a human being bro

i said it ironically and somberly

>>44337786
peon mentality

using fem gay slang but in a straight passing baritone as a bit

blowing my brains out at the end of august as a bit

love reaching you at these hours because i know it’s only you. see you in the next 6 weeks goodbye

spending a lifetime of self imposed loneliness and misery and dying around 60 or 70 without having ever done anything worthwhile, as a bit.

>>44337802
who

ugh andy
cant sleep thinkin bout you ;)
you're all mommys lil kittens
she lickles you all up and down ur backs
dont bite now
got work in 50, gotta get the bike warmed up kisses yall

andy let me love you

>>44337805
it's like you people don't even read the discord

i don't use discord, i'm stalking you people organically the way my ancestors cyberstalked people

if you know my address just come over. i am so lonely

I have a womanly body but a manly face and everyone treats me like a guy cause I don't voicetrain. Therefore I am a manmoder

i mode therefore i man

crying about my future again award

>>44337812
>>44337814
:( you don't mean that

>>44337904
why not

>>44337908
shut up, bc i said so

>>44337908
i'm just kidding
you may love me if you want

>>44337931
let me live with you andy

>>44337933
i live with my family
why don't you have me live with you instead?

>>44337944
get an apartment for us

>>44337946
dm me

>>44337946
sorry forgot to include my discord
moonlilysundrop

>>44337962
:(

when i kill myself it won't be so funny, Lillian

>>44337325
cut deeper

>>44337986
I'M SORRY

>>44337991
you are not sorry
if you were you would not bully me so when all i want to do is get to know you..
i am like WALL-E without EVE, like Adam without Steve, without you, impostor

:(

decided to call off work today
had a box of teddy grahams for breakingfast :3
hurt my damn andy tummy :/
mommys gonna be home all day today
you wanna stream to her while she tries to get a little xtra shuteye? :-)

>>44338082
Nigga please

just passed out after my shot for the first time since i started doing shots. ears ringing and covered in sweat.

>>44338088
andy dont much care for that word
idk if you know but in the south it has a negative connotation
like sp*z
gonna need to give you some tender loving make you a nice girl
i love you and im always by your side

>>44338082
>>44338152
fuck you
i would never call out just because especially when starting a new job
i was irritated i even had to go get my middle finger x-ray'd yesterday
now take my middle finger and stick it up your faggot ass that i may tickle your prostate until well, you know.. ;P
>>44338088
i love you and thank you for calling the impostor out on her shit

andy you will be mine

>eat a LOT of cloves
>overdose on eugenol
>wake up with bruises EVERYWHERE and a scab splitting your lip

I'm neither cat, nor dog, nor andy. I am moid

>>44339048
i am a dog

Do TERFs have any argument as for why manmoders should not exist? I don’t think so.

>>44338695
i would like to know which one of you said that

>>44339094
me, manifesting

>>44339111
who are you?

>>44339094
it was me~

>>44339142
why so curious?
>>44339144
shoo, shoo!

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>>44337800
dead at the end of august buddies!

why the end of august? why not now?

because that’s the day the moder is coming to kill me

Can a brother manmode at t4t night in queens or is that crazy?

Personally I think manmoders should have shorter hair and go for a butch appearance and they won't look as horrifically uncanny.

>>44339283
manmoding at a trans event is pretty silly

>>44339283
When tf that? Ill show up moding and not hookup with anyone..

>>44339217
different moder sorry to disappoint

catch me fakemoding in bushwick

>>44339326
thursday at nowadays
>>44339302
but what if im doing not trans stuff before but my place is in jc and it’s too far to go back just to doll up

>>44339144
>>44339163
yeah, fuck yall i don’t want it anymore

>>44339330
what do you mean? i replied to someone saying they’ll die at the end of august with the fact i’ll also be dead then. there’s no third party to introduce ambiguity

manmoder meetup in astoria when

>>44339370
damnn I have a plane to catch the next day :/

>>44339430
next time i’m in astoria we can plan something

>>44339430
we can drink coffee outside somewhere like old greek men

wow these women are FAT

>>44339430
Tomorrow

>>44339423
oh my bad i thought you implied i was gonna do it to both of us

you can kill me if you want.ill do it myself someone doesn't get to me first

not me getting doxxed by neonazis

Youre the neonazis btw

what

just because im racist doesnt make me a neonazi.. i vote for democrats :)

you're halfway there, just join us already

not me docking with neonazis

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what tanner stage yall at

tanner stage 0 haha my teatus wenuas wegagweaeghahahgweaahaweg

>>44340206
Made me gaggle

>>44340249
now make me gag

how do i dress to go to a black metal show

>>44340288
Nude

i just epilated my butt cheeks

>>44340288
im going to wear black personally

never nude manmoder

>>44340446
>i'm going to wear a blue dress personally
what did she mean by this

oh my god bruh this man is so fucking annoying

>>44340492
like all men are

>>44340492
who

>>44340206
saved
think I'm looking like 4 still but getting toward 5 at this point after 6 years on HRT with the areolar mound kind of merging into the whole big thing again

>>44340492
me?

>>44340288
going to rock my best black slim dockers and a fancy cotton buttondown flannel with black on white vans

>>44340997
ok but who are you seeing

>>44341008
Never saw them before, it seems to be like a colab with three other artists called saidan or smth

i want to start a vegancore black metal band called hail seitan

>>44341061
saidans sick have fun

ok that was good

>>44340997
>going to rock a blue dress
what did she mean by this

>>44340997
Im seeing them too. Ill be on the lookout for an estrogenated male in a black flannel and dockers

>>44341225
which city

>>44341213
>going to rock a green dress
>going to rock a red dress
what did she mean by this

>>44341225
gl, my mode is uncrackable, esp at an even where the typical moid is going to have long hair

imagine getting mogged by a 35 year old cis metalhead

that's going to be me on saturday
Right after getting tit mogged by soldering tutorial youtubers

im a 35 year old cis metalhead with aaa cups

im a loser

same

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backrooms (2026)

now that I'm on PrEP I need to lower my estrogen dose my testosterone is high enough where my bones are healthy... lowering to 4mg EEn/week.

I'm gonna get super horny. Fuck.

ew

exactly, I was horny a few weeks ago and that caused me to post freaky nudes on here... you don't want me horny.

we don't actually want you at all

>>44341250
San Antonio

Fuck I’m going to so horny, and now I can have bareback sex fuckkkk yes I’m gonna get my find brain fucked out of me

other trannies make friends with me purely to have a moid to stand next to for the comparison glances.

i have no friends

all these passoids posting shit like "got misgendered all day :(" with a selfie showing they fully pass, what do they aim to achieve? everyone knows they're obviously lying

engagement bait for farming compliments

I'm a moder, so I expect the sirs and the bosses and the Mrs' but I stg, moders saw big dawg on purpose if they think you might be someone to correct them on pronouns

*mfers say
God google keyboard is so fucking bad

you type on a keyboard??

sup fellers
im tired af
my new job has me all tuckered out, i was scrapping shit all day lifting heavy ass shit
that's what happens when you don't stay in school, little fags
you end up as hired muscle
the tetanus shot has got me feeling even more tired
my right arm is so sore at the injection site
got therapy in a bit
i bought snacks and have some wings from zaxbys from lunch left over so i can self soothe by eating my feelings
i am trying these like new mango summer blast capri sun and i have a mandarin orange and some cassava cheese balls from the hispanic store
it's awfully lonesome being a moder
i miss being a hot girlmoder

andy come to me mamacita

>>44342491
don't even fucking talk to me

jeez sorry

yeah bitch yall wanted a dog, yall fucking got one
woof woof faggots

excuse me you need to be on a leash

>>44342551
i am a dog

and im chinese

wait what does that have to do with -- oh. oh my god. fuck no. fuck this. fuck you!

trump eulogized lindsey graham and talked about him “never meeting a war he didn’t like” while netanyahu and zelynskyy are in the pews. i fucking hate this country

i for one support our elected representatives

>>44340997
>a fancy cotton buttondown flannel
At a black metal show? I hope you get beat up for being a faggot.

>>44343058
lmfao