that's not how it works, you little shit editionqott: y helo thar, buttsecks?prev: >>44367661
bowel babies
>>44381431I'm tired of the Internet. it's all gone to shit, like it's not even fun anymore. a part of me still clings on to how good the Internet used to be in 2012-2015. now everyones the same, same writing styles, same video formats, same everything. People aren't fun to talk to anymore, yt videos have reached an all time low in quality, and this board oh god don't get me started. The Internet used to be an escape, now it's shit.Can't even socialize irl cause OOPS I'm a tranny, so I'm forced to isolate in my room for my own sanity. Everythings a joke nowadays. I don't like any of you.
i feel good call me james brown
>>44381494same anon, i honestly browse this board still just because there isnt a good alternative for troon socializing online unless youre into fraternizing with redditor archetypes
>>44381494same worstie, everything sucks and I miss the internet like you wouldn't believe
>>44381679while the internet has been declining since at least 2016, i particularly noticed a steep nosedive in 2021.i think covid brought in more normies to the internet who were forced to self-isolate. at least thats my personal theory
if you can't socialize as a tranny it's a skill issue
how can i gather the courage to girlmode with short hair?i literally have dora the explorer hair
>>44381494it’s all shit everything is fake and the climate apocalypse is accelerating. nobody cares. the world is dross
>>44381842just do it
>>44381842girls with short hair are based, mine just makes me look like a moid but I still like it and don't feel like you need longer hair to girlmode (even if it's more traditional and you should feel free to grow it out)
>>44381842the most attractive girl moders i know all have short hair and untrained voices
>>44381494yeah that's because of ur fuckin attitude u dumb bitchtrannies can go outsidejust go to, like, idk, like, Berlin or somethingor Seattleor Portlandor San Franciscounless you're broke, you have optionsif you're poor, then that's your real problem
Now, I was broke as a motherfucker, my life at the end, seeMy so-called friends, they had no ends to lend meMy job at Mickie D's was fuckin' me with no greaseI worked so fuckin' hard, but the money, it never increasedI quit my fuckin' job, I have no job, niggaPut on the mask, get the Glock, it's time to rob, nigga
It's time to rob, nigga, it's time to rob, niggaEverybody get face downNow give it to me, bitchIt's time to rob, nigga, it's time to rob, niggaNow give it to me, bitchEverybody get face down
im truly a failurei dont go outside anymorei have zero connectionsive given up on a happy life
>>44382126go outside and kill whiteyrob 'em and beat 'em and kill 'em
methy, a question for you my dude. is it true you got a small dick
>>44382144i dont think im going to do that
>>44382286pussy ass bitch
>ignorednooticing
methy bros.....
i might eat a dog's brain
>>44382286locate Teslaslocate iPhonesstart bippin'catch 'em slippin'i'm methyi'm your friend to the endmethy knos wutz best fo' sho'
:mag: how to bip a Tesla in under two minutes
start doing this
video games have the same artistic value as marvel movies
every video game falls under the category of a marvel moviecall of duty? avengersoverwatch? x menmyst? captain americait goes on like this
earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust
>>44381431i hit a bong for the first time tonight!
>myst? captain americaso true
>>44382451so much this
>>44382457based
>>44382457listen to pink floyd STAT!!!
Practicing anal rn, my bussy is too tight
>>44382544im sober now. all i did high was play smash, talk about the 1001 nights, and watch porco rosso
>>44381571i knew that you would
i may be completely asexual but i want aboyfriend who is cool abd makes me cool by association also he only picked me cause i make his dick hard and i dont say no. god please do this for me and i will never EVERcomplain again also i made one mistake while talking to one person i will likely never see again nor a person i particularly want to befriend but it makes me cringe so badly i cant function or enjoy the positives of our interaction or basically any interaction ive had over the past week which have been numerous and all positive. my healing work has completely reversed. i need a therapist badly. im also ugly so think of that when you read this
>>44382670then you can kill yourself
So when practicing sliding a dildo in an out… I’m only doing like 75% in to 100% in. I’m very early in my anal training. Do tops usually keep the penis head past the internal sphincter or will they want to go in and out of the anus? That will require much more aggressive training.
>>44382706what why would i do that i jusg have like ocd or something that makes failures hurt way worse than they should while successes feel like nothing
9 drinks and it's starting to taste like I wish I was a cis woman.
i was walking in town to look at the second empire buildings and there was this big like 6’5 scruffyfat guy wearing all black i bet he listened to great music and i wanted him to rape me but he didnt
also there was a lean guy with a great body and i felt no desire for coitus with him. im primal
So if my cock is only 5 inch length and 4 inch girth will guys let me top them or is it too small?
it’s crazy cause like the guy was dressed like a character from subway surfers super tall also but he wasnt 6’5 was he? no he wasnt also he waved his hand like he was emoting at me. i bet he was super autistic but in a patrick batemen way whereas the big fat guy was autistic in an endearing punk way
ugh i hate normie hot men so much actually i just want somebody who is insecure and also a hidden gem and not smelly and also hygienic and also no personality disorders but they have to look like they have all those issues but only for normies who cant see their true selves which is actually a very neat nice man who likes to eat and has a style
i hope this man i passed for like 5 seconds on the street, who didnt make eye contact with me, who probably never noticed me is feeling my desire on the quantum level. i hope it makes him more confident
is that weird
also i didnt have enough protein all week im feeling ill but my skin is great
Okay switching to have dildo be in outer sphincter, going from outer to pass the internal and into rectum but not necessarily all the way in. As soon as the dildo passes the internal sphincter I get an urge to pee…. That’s my prostate being hit?
i wish i wasnt asexual also it’s so funny that people exist who walk around in a hat, glasses, big headphones, fingerless gloves, a wife beater, boxers showing, baggy jeans, and sneakerhead sneakers literally emoting at others ok now that im picturing him again it’s very endearing (halo effect)
am i asexual or traumatized
I wonder what my palantir profile says about my sexuality. im going to lucid dream tonight
Is it normal to have to moan or scream a little when using dildo?
No. Man tf up bitch
Honestly not bad using a dildo, just how do I get over the need to pee lmao
andyworried
honk honk honk
What dildo size do I need to be proficient in before I take real dick?
am i still manmoder or should i go to bmghttps://files.catbox.moe/mhjbv4.webp
i want a newport so fucking bad im going insane
>>44383112kys
>>44383117i am a dog
>>44383183woof nigga go get me a port
Okay I got a dildo set on amazon, which has a realistic penis head shape and should be firm.I need to get my maximum nameplate bottoming capacity up. I only have 1 dildo so this is current capacity:Girth: 3.5 inchTPM: 20Set length before break needed: 2 minutesWant to get this up to 5 inch girth, 60 TPM, and 5 minute set.
i dont think ive even seen a dildo irl
agender flag this, agender flag thathow about we talk about andyshe is a perfect and she is mei cum on your face with my penisi shoot on your boobys with my penis
>>44383112Why is there a foid here ew
I have in my grindr profile the size of my dick (5 in length, 4 in girth). I say I am a verse bottom, willing to top if people want me to top them. Let's see if anyone take's me up on that offer lmao....
is it just the one anal schizo in here
what
will tops be okay if I listen to music from my airpods to dissociate during sex? I find that makes bottoming a lot easier.
>>44383468i am a dog
TIL kenny vs spenny are still around
>>44383508ama
im gay
I need to get a variety of condom sizes for my tops.I have never bought condoms before (uh in college I just got em for free). where should I get em lmao.
>>44383559kenny or spenny?
:(
>>44383617brendan
T***** Q***** UNDERGROUND NYC SUCKIN N FUCKIN
you get one mcdobble for how many ages you are on your birthday
it’z ur birthday itz ur birthday get retarded get retarded woohoo woohoo itz ur birthday
shut up
i am a neurodivergent mind fueled by plant-based milk, operating strictly on logic and zero dogma. welcome to my world.
>>44383732>UNDERGROUND NYC SUCKIN N FUCKINhistorians will ponder this subject for centuries
>>44383633have you tried smoking weed and masturbating? then just fall asleep. the perfect birthday
how come i cant say onions milk wtf? i dribk onions milk not onion milk
i kinda wanted to buy a dildo and attempt anal penetration again since i have not been penetrated since i was raped by a tranny six years ago but i don't know what to get
>>44383792cowbot
>>44383821yeah but who's counting, time kinda stopped for me afterwards, been frozen in time ever since
agender flag genuinely drives me up a fucking wall with the annoying spamming
>>44383828are you saying im stuck
>>44383736yay i get 56 :)
>>44383848no im stuck, i was raped 7 years ago
>>44383855wowwww congrats on making it that farplease share a piece of your wisdom
>>44383861youre not me
>>44383869yeah i know
>>44383872i disagree
>>44383876i am me, a being separate from youbye tweety bird
>>44383879why are you mocking me
>>44383885i am not man-cocking you
oh but how i wish you were
>>44383898i could fuck you in your ass, but im trying to fuck myself in my own ass
home stuck lol
>>44383924i don't get ithomestuck is for ugly smelly white people
the funny thing is you're now dillusional into thinking every annoying poster is agender flag, you'll never know who the real agender flag is (but I'll give you this one, I'm the real agender flag).
andy or agender?
I think too high of estrogen levels is contributing to my GERD.
(h)and(s)y herei am literally unable to sleep because of how hard i am grinding my shit into the mattressgonna try to calm downwatching mythbusters but the netflix versionwith the guy who diedthat's not great that he did that
>>44383935no i won’t. there are plenty of annoying posters who aren’t agender flag
>>44383992how can you tell my writing style then? what's the obvious signs for it?
>>44383962so obsessed with my dickkinda turns me on a lil
i am kinda horny ngl
>>44383864i lied sorry :( i only got 28 but people tell me im very mature for my age
someone post pretending to be andy
prompt me better
>>44384175You have to pay extra for that
my penis wants to cry all over your face n tits bc im sad
howdy fellersim home alone like macaulay culkinsleeping naked in my bed
>>44384150ohtrying to respect my elders because young people are annoying but im probably the oldest thing here alas28 is cool too i guess
what happened to gay culture like in the ymca video? Why gays are all fags and fems nowadays?
how do I cope with not being a man anymore.
with the enormous sense of relief that follows such a revelation?
>>44384322how old?
there is tears on my phone screen. yucky!
time to have my truvada incduced vivid dream.
really bad posts today, great job everyone
Do i even bother injecting
>>44382929easily solved by getting a piss fetish
ive been smoking way too much sisters
stop smoking sisters >:(
i cant im addicted i inhale filtered cigars
pomni
why cant jax ever piss he’s way hotter than astupid theyfab
Im never going to revover from embarrassing myself
I have to stop posting
Must resist the urge to seek attention
whenever you embarrass yourself just double down and embarrass yourself even more
ive noticed as of late that they really do just hate men. and male ways of thinking. which is a problem because im such a stemcel IWNBAWoid optimizationmaxxer
>>44384744why don't you hate men? what's the matter with you?
i love and worship men
I feel bad for how men are treated but they kinda asked for it.
that’s very true
if you like men you're complicit in their evil and you need to fix that.
just stop calling me a lesser person for being competitive and wanting to be efficient and competent
injected myself again when will this nightmare fucking end
ew, probably when you stop doing that
bedrotting until fwb comes over
my needle had a white fuzz on its base and i still used it
You should of licked it off
i can still do it
>>44384783competitive, efficient, and competent? if you love men, these are not things you can be.
i just wish moders weren't so manbrained so they'd lemme fuck them
moders are doebrained harebrained sluts youre just ugly
>>44384859hi
consider that i am wasian and in a cowkini
you might be a wasian baddie then
>>44384777How?
is andy ugly?
>>44384904she's actually very pretty
>>44384898got one. you are guilty of aiding and abetting the biggest source of evil in the world. fix your mind!
its woke to rape men
it's okay to turn the enemy's weapon against him tbdesu
>>44384904that bitch the type'a ho that can run in high heels.
>i thought maybe if i became like one of those girls he liked that he'd fuck mehsts or agp?
>>44384937wdym, Is being able to run in heels good or bad?
>>44384964https://youtu.be/zSDX5Z0BXB4
>>44384973Well she's cute so I guess it is a good thing.
>>44384956wanting to fuck men is neither HSTS or AGP. it's just simply wrong! no other attributes need to be attributed.
No one has hit me up on my offer to top them on Grindr. See I have my small penis (5x4inch) on my profile. Why is no one interested?
my penis is like a 2x4
My penis is 5inch length 4inch girth, can that satisfy you?
i like men because i'm evil and amoral and that's fine.
>>44385021at least you realize your wicked ways, unlike some people.
I feel like we should be allowed to try heroin/opoid at least once in our life
>>44385053i'm not gunna lie to you. it's like having a magical blanket of love draped over you and makes you perfectly warm and cozy.worst addiction to kick ever. haven't shot up in 14 years. still miss it. still get the shakes picking up a syringe. it's like pandora's box. once you know how it is, you can't unknow it.
>>44385061Realistically there’s no way to get started in the US unless you get injured and given a prescription since street crap is all filled with fentanyl
>>44385068the fent and tranq is what ruined it for me. the infections from xylazine are ridiculous. i'm like, i'm all set. i'mma just smoke some weed instead.
>>44384872i’m not a slut
>>44385128I am
>>44384995>>44385008>asks how i can tell it’s him
>>44385128anymore. i'm not a slut, anymore
>>44385135If you’re so obsessed with remembering my cock, why don’t bend over so I can fuck you?
>>44385137that’s cool. i was never a slut though. big respect to the world’s sluts though, of course
what i dont get is why im not beautiful
>>44385145no one wants your AIDS gay boy.
>>44385259I’m on PrEP
>>44385265sorry agender fag, I'm a self-respecting trans woman and therefore not interested in having sex with homosexual males.
>>44385290I’m not male gender, I am non binary on estrogen. My gock smells like pussy. My clear lube cum can fill your mouth or bussy.
listen, if you're gay, just don't tell me about it. lie to me. tell me you're super straight and totally see me as a woman.
>>44385313Ur a woman mmkay. And btw my gock is 4.3 inch girth, so a little more fun to play with :)
i'm sex blind, i don't know if you're amab or afab unless you tell me
>>44385315after going on about what a gay man bottom you are now you’re desperately trying to top a tranny. curious
i am boob blind
>>44385355I’ve never topped before desu.
>>44385315>gockya, i'm all set. no thanks.
I’m basically screwed right guys gay bottoms aren’t going to want a tranny top them? There’s no way I will ever be able to top since I am not hung.
why would you top as a tranny? wtf is wrong with you faggots?
>>44385388go spam gaygen instead since you're an unintelligent gay man.
>>44385398ass feels good on pebis
>>44385398usually a relationship is at least two trans women and one of them likes getting cock in her butt and the other one has a cock
>>44385398this is literally gender roles but "woke" lol
>>44385413>>44385451is that just cis homosex at that point?
>>44385464okay how do you fuck your girlfriend then?
>>44385464sometimes the line is thinner than you'd think, and more importantly it doesn't actually matter irl
I’m taking HRT so I can be feminine, not be a woman. I am non binary but for practicality just consider be a feminine dude.I am usually a bottom but would like to top if I can.
>>44385462gender roles don't exist and if they did it wouldn't matter since it's two trans women
>>44385474But desu I am looking less like a guy everyday so idk
>>44385474you should write your slop in a journal mr moid
wife said i'm w plaps
I’ve also never fucked a cis woman but that’s never gonna happen lmao
>>44385370that’s what i said. keep up
nobody in this gen knows how to be normal about sex
i am exceedingly normal about sex
>>44385511Correct. We are taking HRT for sexual reasons. Medically we are called transsexual for a reason. Normal people think we are insane.
>>44385519you know damn well that's not what i was referring to. don't @ me with this retard babybrain bullshit
>>44385519shut the fuck up faggot
>>44385526I mean I think the reward circuity I have for sex is very messed up, I believe I am addicted in a non-libido way if that makes sense. Even if my libido is low (which current atm because I have a high estrogen dose which I need to lower), I still crave sex. But when my libido gets higher I get very degenerate and basically goon all the time.
>>44385495she's w plaps too in my extensive experience with fucking her
>>44385544Is this Compulsive Sexual Behavior Disorder? Make this is just my BPD lmao.
I have been purposely raising my estrogen dose to high levels so I have low testerone even for cis female levels because having any T turns up my hypersexuality to 11
i'm AGP on testosterone and AAP on estrogen because i'm retarded
>>44385605Yeah AAP is an issue for non-op trannies like me who like men. I have a cock and I’m attracted to cock ;)
word salad honestly do u have any personality beyond being trans or
>>44385620nta but i thought i was the only one honestlyi get turned on just by consciously thinking about the fact that i have a cock and its stupid >_<
yeah i'm annoying about at least three other things too
>>44385631i am a dog
>>44385633It’s pretty common in non-op HSTS.
>>44385639and I have peanut butter
white woman wednesday sunday
white women? yum.
where da white wimmen at
>>44385639I wish I was white or a women, preferably both
Didn't mean to reply to that oops
i'm a wasian white woman :\
>>44385835Did you get Asian or white penis though?
>>44385841ew what? i'm cis lol
>>44385851Why are you on man moder general if you are a cis female?
>>44385851Why r u here then, this place is for men only baka
>>44385851Since you're here, did you get a white or Asian vagina?
>>44385866It’s obviously mixed since she has 2 X chromosomes, one white one Asian.
>>44385859>>44385860you girls are like my little tamagotchis ^-^
what's the difference between a joke and a woman?
>>44384924>>44384937>>44384973omg i love you, whoever you are<3
>>44385902men listen to jokes
I love you more andy
>>44385902a joke can end itself
sup fellers eating tamales for breakfastgotta feed all the cats (5) and my turtle (1)twist up the last of my moderjuana and gonna hit the towni need to buy sunscreen
any moders wanna send me a photo with andy written on the bottom of their feet?
tamales and enchiladas be lookin like the same thing
>>44386172they are not mexican tamalesthese are the kind wrapped in banana leaf
damn they got non mexican tamales now? what'll they think of next?
>>44386177oo oo ah ah
>>44386171Left or right foot
>>44386212lactose-free milk
non-fat lactose free 0 milk solids hypoallergenic 0 calorie milk
>>44386219whichever foot you use to push on a skateboardif you push mongo pls dont send me pics of your feet
my braps are xtra loud today
>>44386279:( no feet for you then
>>44386256this is the kind of milk i produce
>>44386298mongo feet, yuck!
did a 4 and a half minute plank today
mongo only manmoding pawn in game of life...
wearing the most fuckass outfit imaginable. and my bangs look stupid
walking a transphobe around on a leash
every once in a while i attempt to have an actual conversation irl and get reminded i'm fucking retarded
you guys larp being losers tooinsane
>>44386389same. i have no idea how to keep up a conversation without the other party doing a ton of heavy lifting. usually the best i can do is >compliment> short back and forth about the thing i complimented>lull>just walk away
when i cum all i feel is pain
you faggots actually have bangs? really? at 20-30 years old?
i have curtain bangs
>>44386798yeah. i cut them myself
i wish i could afford a bed
>>44386858what do you sleep on
your mother
i wanna see moder bangs
>>44386798whats wrong with that chud
>>44386877i have a blanket i put on the floor
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
my bitch wife
>>44386905it's not really a manmode if you are clearly presenting as a titted trannyfag with trannybangs
>>44386919oh right forgot some of you actually mode lol
>>44386913damn not even a blow up twin size mattress from walmart, my g? those are like 10 dollars
>>44386939yeah, you gonna give me $10? you gonna drive me to walmart and back? you gonna suck my dick and rim my asshole?
>>44386930what the fuck do you do if you dob't actually mode, faker? fking flauger
>>44386919it is when everyone sirs me and not even in a transphobic way
>>44386959is that an invitation? wya?why you don't have 10 dollars, pooh?
>>44386916i sleep in a big bed with your wife too
>>44386965too homophobic to be a manmoder
>>44386913that is such a sad mental image
>>44386977$10 in this economy? am i fucking Bill Gates? am i famous child molester and eugenicist Bill Gates?
>>44386913average transbian
i sleep in a full sized bed with andy
>>44386984not true! yet.
>>44387011nta but i will legitimately send you some money. literally not having a bed sucks, i want to help my fellow moders
bed frames are lowkey racist
remember when bill gates drank poop water
i have sh*ta dysphoria :/
gantz is genuinely so ass
>>44387061shita dysphoria?poop dysphoria?does that mean you shit huge logs and you wish you could be a pelletmoder?
*no one laughed*
>>44386798Yes?
years of watching hgtv with boy mom didn’t even give me any insight to interior design, it just made me think open concept was always the goal
>>44386930Chuck off (formerly Sneed's)
>>44387128HGTV shows have dogshit design sensibility that's all about selling houses and has nothing to do with people really living in them
>>44385851give me access to your vagina
i am the only actual moder that dresses like a man, does not wear bangs, don't go out in short shorts with shaved legs, etc.i belive i am the only moder that actually presents as a man and not like a "transbian in boxers" like the rest of you
>>44387146yeah you wish you had andy's rizz
>>44387161just because I wear women's skinny jeans and don't hide my tits doesn't mean I'm not presenting myself socially as a man, and that's how everyone treats memy shortest shorts are knee length too
>>44387180I'll be desu witchu senpai l forgot I was doing the spartacus bit the other day on my phone and forgot to take it off
>>44387161I dress in man clothes but I've worn long hair since I was 13
>>44387197post mode, fgti'll go mode 4 mode
im andy btw idk if that matters
I have loli dysphoria
>>44387208my precious andycusmommy loves you, as well as all her andies
>>44387197chudette hands typed this
>>44387227>>44387061hi
Idk if it was retarded to get on estrogen when I look something like adult zuko w/o the muscles, but 6 months in I'll say it atleast gave me better skin. I'm gonna see if this pays off bigly or not, most trannies I see are just scrawny twink bottoms, or chopped sub-5 spedmoders.
i am the only actual moder that dresses like a manmoder with actual cowkini and alldat
wish chudette hands would hold my body
>>44387145okay but i also didn’t develop an alternate philosophy even though my mom would always comment on who’s doing a terrible job and who’s actually doing well
>>44387225i am andyi am wearing a guns n roses shirt with black and green grinch pj bottoms with adidas boxer briefs underneath
>>44387238hi I want to be a loli
>>44387216i’ve had long hair since i was like 7. that’s part of why my mode works, no one guys “hey, why’d this man grow his hair out suddenly?” they just think “oh yeah, that’s anon, he’s always had long hair”
>>44387252gain standards sis
why do some of you wear boxers rather than more feminine underwear?
age regression general
>>44387292my boxer briefs are supremely comfy and my panties are sometimes kind of annoying for my cock and balls
>>44387292i wears them because i am a manmoder (andy)
>>44387278Also I have a theory that if it's long it's less obvious because it may not be in a feminine cut and style from the beginner, and it's still rougher man head hair, I've honestly thought about chopping my locks off and starting fresh so I'd get estrogenized head hair.
>>44387279my standards are sky high
>>44387292it gotta hold your nuts and dickyou forget we are MAN moders with BIG DICKS and NUTS that HANGand thus the need for the compressive support of boxer briefs
i wear boyshorts
>>44387278Well that never happened to me, everyone just assumed I had other intentions, this is not a disguise to hide it anywyay, I just don't want to get beaten up.
>>44387292Because I look like a fucking pretty boy with long hair (the kind women would actually want to fuck). Also panties look cringe and weak.
>>44387346guess i’m just more moided than you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
do yall have long hair of like bangs and hair that goes to the bottom of your neck like a shaggy alt moid cut?
>>44387353the women i'm into want to fuck women. what kind of women are you even talking about? women like panties just fine!
>>44387398Dunno what that is
i'm like Yukio Mishima if he was a man
lowk fw mishima and evola
i have an anton chigurh/dora the explorer thing going on
>>44387422like is it long for a moid or actually long cause long for a moid is really mid length hair
>>44384995dick measurements include an insecurity tip you gotta make sure you include the tipand are you advertising it or showing it? cause 5x4inches is typically advertised as 7+ it depends though
>>44387292boyshorts are max comfy FITE me
>>44387439consider highk fw aids
>>44387447I don't know... It's this long https://files.catbox.moe/oxvfhc.jpg
oggs me
>>44387484bitchsobbing emoji that’s barely even mid length
>>44387421Shut your schizophrenic ass up before I bend you over and breed you.
andy wears cheeky cut lacy panties
>>44387484genuine moder
>>44387484That's cuck length my hair reaches my bellybutton
>>44387484bruhhh bitch looks like fucking vanessa hudgens and has the galls to call herself a moderFUCK OUT OF HERE
>>44387473boyshorts aren't boxers!
>>44387484How long have you been on E you look super early, like fuck I always think I'm big but you look stocky like you just came off of a gymbro arc.
>>44387515I know I'm just tossing my hat (underwear?) into the ring
>>44387496god i wish
>>44387252bar is really that low for whites isn't
>>44387509Shit like this absolutely terrifies me at the state of some of the man moders in here.
>>44387494uh lesbians only
my dick is small so I just use 100% cotton panties
>>44387530i do thoughunder my hispanic laborer mode ofci wouldn't be agp if i didn'ti don't do it every day thoughonly on days i want to feel special
>>44387520I can lift a cow over my head
>>44387531don't be ridiculous, ok?
>>44387398bangs and past my shoulders :)
>>44387551
>>44387568it wasn't a joke, baby
>>44387501>>44387509duality of reactions to face reveals
>>44387398front of my hair goes to my bellybutton, back goes to my asscheeks.
any day now i'll have the money to come down off this damn mountain
>>44387592what does genuine moder even mean why are people always vagueposting on this fucking board fuck my t-levels are spiking.
>>44387602cool, but how's your face though?
>>44387531
tore my dick while fapping again award
>>44387615idk how to describe myself people wanted me to troon out pre-E, one schizophrenic bro of mine told me I looked like vega from street fighter, another told me I look like tseng from ff7. My "straight" chud bros called me a pretty boy then started saying gay shit about me. I think a discord hon told me I pass, but they had to have been delusional.
you're raping yourself
i’m kind of like if lori foreman was a manmoder who got zero play instead of a slutty party girl
Like I guess I'm just a lightning rod for bisexuals, but I don't pass as a woman.
loli foreman
>>44387662X D
>>44387662drooling
>>44387662male humor
she got a white moder friend look like Michael Jacksongot a black moder friend look like Michael Jackson
>>44387659i’m a lightning rod for pooners
>>44387705that's kinda scary.
>>44387705so you look like a man and attract women got it
>>44387558you look like a faggier in the face version of this, but paradoxically more masc in the body.
grim face, amazing lips
>>44387718bruh andy let herself go
clavicular posting
>>44387714well this is mmgbut if you’re calling pooners women, then i don’t just look like a man, i am one
i've fucked things you people wouldn't believe
I'm a lightning rod for attention and self-hate
i'm a lightning rod for dry humping seshes with smelly autistic bitches
i'm a lil too chopped n screwed rn
>>44387860is the smelly part a plus or a minus
>>44387509I wish, manly face, manly body
depends on the smell
>>44387934what did the last one smell like
>>44387932idk you look like vanessa hudgens to me
>>44387932are you by chance new here?
>>44387946smells like swamp ass, shit, latex and gay ass sex, what did you think?
>>44387951nigga shut the fuck up and stop gaslighting her.
oh, lol >>40538832
>>44387968why so angry?
>>44387963and you're into that?
i believe moders were created for thoroughly piv plapping cis pussy
I would like a dry humping session with a smelly autistic tranny please
>>44388025truenow why hasn't the universe dropped a cisussy onto my burgeoning, turgid gock?
cowbot
i'm not one for pussy
>>44387961Kinda, just been browsing since 2006>>44387951^^Ok, I'll take the compliment then, even if it might not be genuine
>>44388048why do you simp for a gross nazi hon?
>>44388033you gotta catch em on your own, palyou are competing with moids, foids, girlmoding troids, and other modersso if you want fine shyt to slide on your dick you gotta rizz her with the tism namean?
I am quite fond of man ass.
why do moders like smelly man asses and not soft girl asses?
>>44387981Because you are a faceblind autist that is going to get someone hatecrimed if they listen to your spedposts.
>>44388055Would you please elaborate, I have a faint idea if what you might be talking about but I'm not sure.
actually dude? deadass? i'd do anything for you and i love you unconditionally.
>>44388061eh that sounds like a lot of work, plus I'm all 'tis no rizz, you feel me? I'll just wait around and hope it happens again someday
>>44388071>>44388081men are disgustingif I'm attracted to you, it means you're at least half a woman
looksmaxxer michael jackson looking ahh
>>44388025it’s the only sex i’ve had (unless we count cunnilingus)
>>44388082damn so mean just cause a bitch looked cute in a blurry photo covering her face
i have never and will never have (penetrative) sex
>>44388120that's literally 95% of the gen userbase
why are you guys afraid of vagina?rendering a woman helpless with shockwaves of pleasure from every thrust of the girldick is a very powerful spiritual practice, withdrawing feminine essence right from the source
>>44387718why do some of you girls love to post people’s unsee/catbox pictures in the thread?
>>44388136nigga seek psychiatric help my fellow manmoder looks nothing like a foid, blud is somewhere inbetween a boy and manmoder.
pouring gallons of the damn malt licker in me
pouring gallons of cum into cis pussy
>>44388168topkek
>>44388170my megro, that's why they are opinionssorry you didn't undestand me trying to tell dude that he looks vaguely female enough to get my gock hard
>>44388167vag is gross and has an unpleasant texture. plus cock is hot
>>44388198please stop, and of course your gock is still able to get hard... fucking rapehons in this gen.
>>44388180not an answer
>>44388204have you actually sexually interacted with a vagina before or are you just talking out of your loose butt?
>>44388207>if your cock can get hard you're a rapehonwut
>>44388222I'm just saying I haven't been able to get a boner without jorkin it since like 1 month into hrt.
sincerely afraid I'll get the srsussy installed and be dissatisfied because it doesn't have the same ridged texture as cisussy
>>44388207i am a consenthon, thank you very much
>>44388228you're literally not just saying that thoeverbeit'st
>>44388217bitch, everyone has fucked a cis woman. i was a horny teenager once just like everyone else. it's not exactly a high bar.
THIS GEN IS SPIKING MY FUCKING T-LEVELS FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCK FUCK
has a rapestick = male
(You) = faggot
>>44388239did you forget to inject your estrogen?
>>44388235I am 100% serious, have you had your levels checked?
>>44388237>comparing sour teenage pussy from young girls who barely know how to wash up or feminine hygiene to actual hot adult woman vagina
suddenly you faggots have an attitude again
>>44388254yes, they are immaculate and my docs have asked me to lower my dose, and I can still get rock hard I just can't cum the same anymorenow, about what you're actually saying (which is that anyone without your specific experience with erectile dysfunction is a rapehon): lol
>>44388251No I inject it yesterday almost 24h ago
>>44388273You probably jerk off with t-gel you stupid bitch don't lie to me. F-FUCK YOU!
>>44388285addendum: lmao
>>44388204liv agar pointing
>>44388237that’s just not true
>>44388237there are a lot of legit incels and former closeted fags on this board
>>44388294no he’s right since most people aren’t sexless losers
>>44388264i mean i've fucked adults before too, what's your point? vagina is unpleasant.
clock it
>>44388305most people != everyone. plus like half of zoomers haven’t had any sex. my good friend has never had sex or dated, and i didn’t have sex until i was 21
>>44388317then you aren’t people
but i have had sex
the reading comprehension itt is always good for a laugh and/or a cortisol spike
are you rapist gender or victim gender
rapist gender wishing i was victim gender
abuser bodied general
what gender am i if i have both raped and been raped?
listen i have sex with women for free food now before transitioning it was the same except i fucked men so nothing really changed
>>44388356penis = rapist gender
I don't even need my imposing physical form or passively superior anatomy to be an ideal abuser/rapist, I'm just that good
>>44388356based>>44388369i have no penis and i want to rape you
i like big bootyful brown women, doesn't matter if cis or trans-andy
reminder that women don’t have penises
>>44388382 so much this
reminder that some of the coolest women have penises
>>44388368no one would ever want to have sex with me badly enough to give me free food in exchange for it
>>44388393tsmt
>>44388382if a feminine dick haver is hot, they are a woman
>>44387398im a metalhead with bangs so my back is pretty longhttps://litter.catbox.moe/b6h511b593y0a5bi.jpg
silly troon real women have wet meat pockets that get infected if you don't use cotton underwear
>>44388412just a woman
>>44388397there’s always an opportunity out therei mean i’m a dog but you would not believe some of the people that made me offers
if any of you are WASPs then YOU SHOULD SHOOT YOURSELF!!!!!!
>>44388412bruh how you ain't dead??
i love vagina, but i also love me an estrogenated faggot
>>44388417giwtwm but I want to keep my penis too
>>44388412>boymoder 1 nosejob away from passoidgtfo
>>44388412jaundice general
>>44388427t. dago
>>44388382you have it reversed
>>44388427what if i’m not a protestant? are WASAs allowed?
italianx moder armhair
>>44388442you mean normal? yeah.
>>44388446penises don’t have women
wops are the worst
why do italians smell so bad bro and they're loud as fuck too
it's called CULTURE you pasty demon
>>44388466wrong again. don't bother!
guineas all need the big pussy treatment
>>44388454italianx moder unibros >>>>>
i am here for the infighting
i need to get my brows threaded one day
i smell like coconut :)
shitpussy
cute = ugly but I don't wanna offendpretty = mid but I'm kindgorgeous = actually pretty
>>44388581what is andy?
>>44388591chopped
>>44388581why are you people like this?
>>44388591lamest character to dateforced as fuck too
>>44388595it's true? read between the lines hon
>>44388611no it’s not, stop thinking everyone is lying to you and they secretly hate you
>>44388591gorgeous then
>>44388598cismoid and agender flag are unquestionably worse. trainmoder too tbdesu
>>44388593damn>>44388598it's not a characteri actually am andy and do and am everything i saythe issue is bitchmade hating ass moders want to turn me into a meme just bc i would want to be sweet and wish moders a good day before i went to work
>>44388636>it's all in your head schizo
this but unironically
>>44388598what is it with you people? it's not a "character" it's just a person named andy.
I'm a character named (Me)
I'm the DSA Rapist
>>44388650agender fag is genuinely more annoying than cismoid ever was, and cismoid is extremely annoying
>>44388660when you do a consistent gimmick you become a character
gf says I'm pretty but I know for a fact she's lying and would leave me for cis pussy faster than you can say desperate
I miss bee
i've openly confessed to making the "DSA rapist" bit up multiple times and nobody believes me even though it's literally true
>>44388700you're not funny so
>>44388676agreed on both counts
>>44388700>it's literally truewe know it’s true. it’s bad that you assaulted someone
>>44388700so you raped a woman at a dsa meeting? in front of everyone? on top of a table while everyone watched in horror?
>>44388677gimmick what does that even mean?this is not professional wrestlingwhat is andy's gimmick even?
i'm going to the liquor store to buy a gang of poison from an Indian guy who hates me, you want anything? they got pringles and muddy buddies there too
If I die nobody hold me, my body would rather be lonelyMy soul is in purgatory waiting for Satan to scold meIf I had to go back into the old meI’d be depressed and distraught from all of the OEI’d rather take a fucking shot of that CognacY’all niggas is bottom-feeders, the rest of y’all below that
>>44388659substantiate your claim right now
>>44388735mama wants her a sodie (a case of trulys) and as many mutt & jeff spicy pork cracklins as you can afford
>>44388677what is the gimmick? is that what you call a personality?
any1 wanna give me $100 so I can buy food and crack
>>44388784that $100 gonna cost you the other crack
>>44388784i guess
>>44388767sorry i was off in a hurry and all i got was four natty daddy tallboys you can share with me tho, they taste bad and they kill you.
tips for anyone pursuing mm4mm
how many beers is too many
too much beer ain't enough beer
>>44388933don't be late for your salad appointments
anyone else reading t4z?
>>44388969*punches your ear*
see this is why i’m single. if i was dating someone they might punch me in my nose and give me permanent damage from a new piercing
>>44388933tip: hmu
>>44388807what>>44388818is that a no
southern boys is so cute
>>44388933read marx
im fash
>>44389119nah, i can send you some money
cowbot do you enjoy hurting women or is it just a job to you
bitch i had a long day and you just doing shit
i’m sorry for hurting you
I miss her so much
i'm drunk as a fuck might piss on myself
>>44389157if you're not lying my paypal is annisag326@gmail.com
>>44389180just because i’m offering a down on her luck tranner money doesn’t mean i’m cowbot
>>44389275omorashi general
might loli out and omorashi myself while im at it for maximum age regression fun
>>44389284>Sorry, this payment can’t be completed due to regulations.
>>44389298cowbot
>>44389337forgot to setup a bank account, try now
>>44389326cute
>>44389298people get accused of being her for the smallest things
>>44389386squeaktoad
>>44389269i am a dog
waow thanks
>>44389365there ya go. was t sure if you meant your currently or usd, so apologies if i goofed up
>>44389400hi dog I love you
i'm made of seeeex
sex robot sex robot
What toys should I get for using pleasuring my gock?
how did he get here what does he want he wants sex
Yes I am a sex addict
>>44389462can you go to town on your dick with a razor blade please mr. agender fag? for me?
>>44389479No thanks, I want to keep my gock extremely smooth
nowadays t4t night is sneed btw
consider my paws
>>44389492We can fuck in ur fursuit
>>44389415either was fine desu thank u
laughing at cumtown bits so hard i fucking puke
new marvel slop making 900mi in 3 days, normies aren't people
>>44389492post toebeans
>>44389509of course. best of luck, nona. i’d prefer if you didn’t use the money on hard drugs, but life is tough and drugs help. i spend my money on weed all the time so i can’t really give you much shit. just stay safe
there's a warrant out for my alias, Gay Jimmy, AKA Johnny Sodomy AKA Jack Buttsex AKA Jeff tha Sodomite
Sex addiction feels good ngl
i for one am glad to not be addicted to sex. this near sexless existence sure would suck if i was
Well I mean I think being a transsexual and taking HRT, and gooning and use of sex toys is part of my sexual addiction too, in addition to promiscuous unprotected sex.
what'd Saddam Hussein do wrong anyway? i'm not a politically informed person but he kinda seems like a hero and a martyr who deserves our undying devotion.
>>44389556>>44388676
>>44389557he was a pretty problematic boyfriend to satan
I like how they just reused the whole bit for orange man
what if bad person = gayhaha epic troll I'd say
I look like a dark brooding pretty boy, but with estrogenized skin, gyno, and hips. I wonder who I even appeal to.
I look like a pudgy he/theyfab
mogs me
i look kinda like early gerard way if he wasn't wide/chubby
yeah I basically just transitioned to an emo fag
I need a stud to fuck me giggly
>transitioned to a wasian baddie:/
i transitioned and it made me filipina
>>44389823Then why tf are you in mmg??? hmmm???
>>44389796emo fag to emo fag with gyno
>>44389903not familiar with the wasian baddie huh
new >>44389948
