Qott: how important is money to you?>>44388340
I WISH ACE COMBAT 8 WAS OUT ALREADY
I would download a goblin.
>>44392094>qottI've only ever wanted as much money to live comfortably But now I want to surgemaxx so there's that
I’m doused in madness
>>44392094I want to die
>>44392121Pfft, sure you would tough guy. And it totally wouldn't have gone down like that if I were in that first class cabin.
i'm sooooo sleepy but i must launder
I think Mark Wahlberg could dtop four hijackers sure. Do I think he could stop five dancing israelis? Thats up to God. Classic good vs saturnian myth
>>44392094I like how this is maybe $500 dollars. Not a Benjamin in sight.
>>44392154it's art though
Do you guys think I can find someone that loves like me? I think its genuinely one of my greatest gifts, but also my greatest curse. I want something unbreakable, but Im not sure that exists.
Having a body proximate to what I want, having multiple men interested in me, getting my own (well decorated/stylized) place, going back to school in the fall, having many more friendships, getting on fairly well with my family; none of it mattered or helped bc the problem was in me, it was not external in the way I thought
>>44392163Very true. It reminds me of a nautilus shell. Dudes doing this shit get mugged all the time also, it's just such a dumb idea
>>44392169Idk what a mutual codependent relationship would look likeCodependents and avoidants usually attract each other
>>44392094Money is important to the point of good stability and security, then it starts becoming secondary to fulfillment of life and goals
>>44392169Yep.
I think the main thing women want is a genuine heart and devotion and to see forward progression
>>44392169I barely know you and would prob fall for you so yes
i don't know anything and i'm so scared
What the point if I never get to kiss her again
Almost everyone who accumulates enough wealth through disciplined savings and investment over time to not have to work never spends or enjoys it. They typically keep their spending in line with their fixed income streams like social security.And people who inherit wealth often squander it or their kids squander it. Money is stored economic energy you should acquire and use to get the things you want out of life, not for its own sake.
>>44392178I don't think Im codependant, I just believe in love. >>44392182>>44392188Thanks :)
>>44392169the drama will have you thinking this yeah
>>44392189Same but I'm just dumb babe
>>44392094I need it to live, so I guess pretty important.
>>44392193yes yes stevecmc and mcm
>>44392209Hahaha Im watching eternity now.
A new bait thread has hit the catalog
Smonking a weed
>>44392235what?
>>44392235Underwearpassing is a very valid board question
>>44392235That's half the catalog man
>>44392244>>44392221>>44392246Did you make it? I hope it takes off
>>44392094Qott: I'd like to never have to worry about money again, but that's it
>>44392253briefs mog
>>44392215Would Marx have subscribed to Dave Ramsay
>>44392198>I just believe in lovehow would you define "love?" sometimes it feels like I'm chasing something I can't articulate, but I'll know it when I find it. I'm always looking for some sort of inseparable closeness or something
>>44392288marx would subscribe to my onlyfans with engels money
my name is onika you can call me neegy
Might jerk off to wineo
>>443920942 million dollars isnt a lot to me. my rolex? 500k. i have millions of dollars worth of bugattis. penthouse in dubai. private jet. super smash bros
My name is burgers
>>44392303Yeah. Its what poetry is for.
>>44392369Hello burgers.
holy fuck using only my not only moid voice but artificially deepened one the pasty few days had made my voice so cooked. It's like involuntary code switchinghttps://voca.ro/1fHzbTBO3ZNg
>>44392382AI
>>44392376Hi!!
I wish I had another pizza, one pizza wasn't enough
>>44392409What news from the front lines? Have yet the centipede legions breached the fortifications? Did the ritual reach out to your battalion?
https://voca.ro/1kunTYz8nS6e
why are Jews such hateful murdering maniacs?
>>44392094i truly truly hate it with every fiber of my being. there is no amount of money you can have that is not deeply deeply miserable and degrading and unpleasant. but there is nothing else to do
>>44392441I deposited 15 million dollars into your account
idk when that pay day hits I literally get a feeling that I need to jerk offI still don't buy anything though, I really need some new clothes
>>44392448that's cool maybe I'll sign up for some Chinese classes
I love payday because that means I can buy old games from eBay
How often is too often to text someone who you’ve only gone out with a few times? Really having trouble figuring out what’s normal, I don’t want to seem clingy but I also I don’t want to seem like I don’t want to talk to them. Because I do want to talk to them, quite a bit actually in fact
I love payday so I can pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my billsand pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my billsand pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my bills and pay my-
Winemom what are your hobbies?
i didn't sleep and im mad about it. Red bull Time
>>44392441stop trying to make it sound like a burden you bourgeois fuck
>>44392476I’m not winemom but I like building models :)
I've never paid a bill I don't see what the big deal is
>>44392439they're demons roaming the earthly realm
>>44392479The infamous piss scented room
the goyim get what they deserve
>>44392479Slept 3 hours last night, I feel you on a small scaleShould be passing out soon but caffeine is still going hard
>>44392482Post models
>>44392476I love the great outdoors, birding, fishing, kayaking, camping, etc. I love going to movies and concerts. Food. Is food a hobby? I love exploring new foods.
>>44392480is it not
drats I missed a key in the fire temple
>>44392490kek
>>44392094i've realized i need to start acting my height and being confident. i'm 5'6 for a reason.
>>44392094choid who earns
>>44392502Ooooh, fishing? That's rare. That should help you *hook* a man.
>>44392490Holocaust wasn't a mistake was it.
The best looking trick in skate 4 is a switch big inward heelWhich is wild since it's a kook trick irl
>>44392515Tiny
>>44392517Just watched a movie about thisThe conclusion was earning isn't the most important thing, being a natty chad instead of a paid chad is the most important thing
>>44392502Eating isn’t a hobby but cooking can be
Where can I find those tranny discords everyone talks about? Not even going on there to chase. Just need a place on the internet that isn't full of marketing and bots and is full of damaged people like myself. Trannies have a great taste in videogames too. Where else am I going to go to talk about Monster Hunter and Fire Emblem and shit like that?
>>44392563le grungler
>>44392554I cook too!
When you find out how many deplorable barely human people escaped the German camps, people like Roman Polanski, George Soros, Peter Rachmann, only to become a festering plague on the countries that saved them.
where's lothbrok I ran out of tp and I need a favor
>>44392589He your new Broseph?
32 year old trannies without hope for a loving relationship </3Daddy finds you repulsive!
>>44392589His story is mostly fine, that's the reality of amabXamab sexJust the not washing is wild
i'm twenty-one
why tf is there adults and shit playing robloxthat aint normal
>>44392609twenny wun
Waking a tranny up by pulling a nose hair
>>44392599Broseph 2.0>>44392608nothing about his story is normal outside of degenerate gay sex circles, blud was talking about how he loved the smell of unwashed asshole
>>44392530fucking no i'm not. 5'6 is much taller than the average american woman.
fish people fish people
>>44392628Proud of them
>>44392502How did a normie like you end up on 4chan?
>>44392600aight fuck you then
>tfw the latina tranny didn't clean her bean filled shemale shit slitNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>44392627Calm down shortass
>>44392640Cutie pie pat pat pat
>>44392659how exactly am i tiny or a shortass for being 5'6
>>44392665I literally look down on you
i never realized how big 8+ inches wasthats bigger than my entire forearm wtf
>>44392666doesn't make me short.
is the spicy diet what makes the unwashed beanhole so erotic for lothbroseph?
>>44392671Its ok you can wear heels
>>>/tv/222263143Asking you guys since this is where all the cis men are
>>44392094>how important is money to you? not at all i kinda just want to not have to look at bills anything after that is pointless i dont get billionaires dog like what are you saving up for??
>>44392683i don't need to wear heels. i'm fine as is. "as is" meaning being at the tall height of 5'6.
Honestly the way more pathetic part is he was thinking of pichuNot out of any failing of pichu's, but that's like insanely parasocial
>>44392094>Qott: how important is money to you?Only other thing that gets me up in the morning. I need a lot to be a provider. So my future wife don't need to work and my future kids go to college.
>>44392640need this stick to hit people with
>trannies when bi men like actual asshole
If I was a billionaire, I'd fund a random tranny's transition under the condition that she end her life once she turns 30. It'll be performing art piece called Agehon Begone
Does anyone know Pichu's email address?
>>44392693>tall
>>44392697That part was actually insane lol
>>44392705put the name in the options field award
>>44392706ok then asshole if 5'6 isn't tall for a trans girl than what the hell is
>>44392697what?
>>44392703Bi chaser here. I like clean asshole. Nigga said he straight up liked the smell of unwashed swarthoid ass.
>>443927125'10+. Not even that anon but you are short
i'm AN amabas an AMAB i
>>44392703that's like saying liking pussy or dick should make you like piss
>>44392712Not 5'6 lol
>>443927126'3"
I said I liked Hispanics, trans women, and fucking ass. They thought I was a larper like the rest.
>>44392717>>44392724>>44392726ok fine so maybe i'm not tall for a trans girl but 5'6 is tall for a girl at least
>>44392712Anything above 5'6 is too tall
>>44392723I like pussy and dick and piss and asshole
>>44392730Still no.
Eat those tortillas de carne for papi so your sissy shit slit squirts on my choid clitty <3
>>44392703for what it's worth i think if you don't eat ass we're probably not compatible. i don't even really like getting my ass eaten because the whole time I'm thinking about how I would be doing a better job it's just about how you interact with and conceptualise the body
>>44392741in my country it is.
>>44392744I eat ass.
>>44392730You're in the range i'd consider average
>>44392704there's every chance most of us could be doing a live performance of this as we speak. i guess there's true of a lot of performance art
>>44392730Tall for a girl starts at like 5'9, conservativelyReminder "tall" is not just above averageLike a 5'10 US guy is not tall despite being slightly above average
>>44392728Fucking unwashed ass is crazy work. Have you considered not being a dirty faggot?
>>44392747>for a trans girl>okay for a girl in general>okay just a girl in my specific countryStrong point you're making here anon.
>>44392753Bronn csn you give your 2c in the panties thread please
>>44392750lothbrok you have fumbled me more times than I can count. we are aligned on sexual politic and literally nothing else
>>44392744Well yeah you got that insane Gene Simmons tongue, not a fair comparison
>>44392756There's nothing dirty about having sex with a trans woman.
Its OK babe. Small feminine statures scare me.
>>44392757it's not my fault, i just know i'm tall compared to every other girl in the us and i want to use the height to my advantage.
>>44392759I don't wear underwear. i don't want to be associated with that kind of talk
>>44392761Not forever though love.
>>44392762no totally right like i know it's basically nothing to do with technique but some things are just better left to the pros
>>44392715Sorry if you didn't hear about thatYeah he's pretty limerent
>>44392768Your huge 2 inch 'advantage' ?good luck out there tiny!
>>44392753Yeah but this'll be on the world stage. I'm thinking we do it in a body of water so as to symbolize life returning to earth. Because of this, the death must involve stabbing oneself, think seppuku. Troonuku.
>>44392776I literally don't know what you're talking about
>>44392777ugh whatever you guys are just delusional
>>44392647I dont really consider myself a normie. Despte being prosocial, I would consider myself one of the stranger regulars. Love is my religion. Kindness and warmth are my tenants. I need to be in love. Its like oxygen to me, without it I wilt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE5-qtTfF1I>>44392769Bitch i still remember those eggplant spandex polyblends.
>>44392763You rawdogged her unwashed asshole
>>44392750translation: I eat poop
>>44392774i don't want to be cruel to you because you are meaningfully stupider than me in a way that makes it unethical to treat you as an equal. please make that easier for me by taking the hint
>>44392779seppuku is a little played out. body of water lends itself to an Ophelia but that's tacky post Taylor swift. what about a snow white?
Getting drunk with the bros and forgetting I'm not supposed to call them trannies irl(Thread mispost)
Let daddy push those tijuana turds back in <3
>>44392786YHEY WERE MAROON IT WAS JUST THE LIGHTINGbut yeah everything I own is cheap and nasty. I don't wear it so why invest!
>>44392775>some things are just better left to the prosWrong
They're gutting a body of water
Oh yeah, it's the weekend. How could I have forgotten?
Winemum femdom panty sniffing handjobYeah
goony
I don't feel any sort of way about Lothbrok in particular, but if you chase here, chasers seem to start hating you, the trannies will sperg out, so what's the point? I've only ever shitposted because you people are genuinely boring off-site, but still, it's funny
>>44392811Good band i think i forgor
What should I watch? I haven't done anything but sleep all day.
Sexless weirdos hear about a guy actually having sex and lose their minds(You really should've showered after though bro, hope you went and got doxy today)
>>44392819Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>44392754tall is above average so for white women that's 5'6 for mexican americans it's 5'2
>>44392822Project hail mary if you're in for some heartwarming common denominator slop
>>44392600do u know me... :( it's tru
>>44392827see you get it5'6 is tall, end of story.
>>44392820there's a crabs in a bucket mentality herethe trannies have passed it onto the chasers like an std
>>44392827NoA 5'10 man isn't tallA 5'6 woman isn't tall
is pichu really 5'6?
>>44392820The only person here who hates me is rick and the tranners like me because I'm normal and genuine
>>44392843deluuusional
what about a 6'4 man, is that tall
My nipples are itchy
>>44392820I give normalcy. Trans women IRL would love to have spontaneous sex with a man that's comfortable with their bodies. Every chaser here except Nils is a larper. They could never live in a dollhouse or make a woman feel special. I love trans women thoroughly.
>>44392853No he should kill himself for being a manlet
>>44392853do you even want that honestly answered
In my opinion tall for women starts at 5'9 and tall for men starts at 6'1It's okay to not be tall
>>44392853manlet. pray to get betabuxxed by an ltb or ack
>>44392823I went home and got drunk. I was too tired, I did though in the morning. Gonna make an appointment tomorrow but I don't think it's the clap, but I need more PrEP anyways.
>>44392117I too love ace combat multiplayer and missions where you do zoom zoom around city's and skyscrapers.
he started talking about eating unwashed mexican ass not an hour after talking about how the mexican guy he was flirting with had a moustache. most heterosexual chaser
>>44392744I'd probably eat assI'd also like to eat garlic bread dipped into some kind of pesto dip
>>44392867Stu lobs open-ended joke riffs constantlyGet with the stuposting or step back
>>44392868well yeah but i am tall and i know i am
>>44392868i want to be seven feet tall
>>44392878fucking based
>>44392879Fat guy
>>44392878No, the Mexican who flirted with me is not who I fucked lol. I fucked a trans woman who showed up in the club after I got off here.
do chasers like when trans women are tallis it over because im 5'2
>>44392872Bacterial infection from barely-detectable shitass is not necessarily a usual std and doxy will treat it the same
choid will rim you but only if you use barrier protection (dental dam/lorals)yes/no?
>>44392878I just dropped my 40k mini on the floor as I read thisSmeared paint all over my bellyIt's shocking, and quite honestly, the most appalling thing I've ever read>>44392889I'm trying to get over it no need to be like that
>>44392894Holy You're tinyHeight literally does not matter to me at allI've been with women 5" taller than me and 6" shorter than me, it's all the same when you're strong and can toss her around
>>44392900Dumbest shit I ever heard.
>>44392860he did. are you happy now. >>44392867no, lie to me please>>44392869i sadly dont make enough money to get betabuxxed, i would like to do it if i could tho
>>443928222 girls 1 cup
>>44392911>are you happy now.Yes!!
>>44392900I just stick a condom on my tongue personally
>>44392911then yeah no 6'4 is short as fuck anyone at that height should just rope
ゼィス・イズ・ヲット・イット・ヒールズ・ライク・ツ・ビー・ハンテッド・バイ・サムシング・スマータ・ザーン・ユー(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)
>>44392923Bofa DEEZ NUTS
I fumbled my dream man...
>>44392911Let's rob a bank or something. i need money for Chinese classes
translation: this is what it feels like to be hunted by something smarter than you
>>44392929True, don't bring that here though
>>44392929Why?
>>44392934transcription technically
>>44392929How?
translation: Helloo! Helloo! Hi! Helloo! Helloo! Hellooooooooooo! Hi! Helloo? (⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)
>>44392926勃发
>>44392940thank you for the correction
Reeses Peanut Butter is so much better than the others.
>>44392934i can't get that stupid Grimes song out of my head
>>44392954Smartest shit I've ever heard.
>>44392954Yeah you like that chocolate huh?
grimacing hard like i'm stroking out while twitching like a fucking spaz
Goodnight!!
>>44392978Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>44392919huh not a bad idea
Yearning
>>44392954does it remind you of eating the poopoo??
lmao
>>44392836Well above 5'6 is the beginning of tall. 5'6 is average height>>44392843A 5'10 woman is most definitely tall, that's taller than the average white American man
lothbrok is the anti-rick and twinkchans frigid cobwebbed anus rejects it
lothbrok be like yeah I like pee nut butt cups
>>44392933ok. im going to betray you and take all the momey tho
My name is omika you can call me migiGod I'm so funny
>>44393003It's sad when you realize this is just you sarcastically expelling dysphoria
>>44393011i figured. but it's just nice to spend time together
>>44392996no, 5'6 is already pretty tall. enough for me to tower over people who are 5'4.
female chasers are worse than male chasers bc the female ones are gross ugly lesbos
>>44393014Don't forget the fact that she pushes people away because "boo hoo I'm a bad person and don't want to hurt anyone"32 year old trannies btw
>>44393014I'm actually expelling poop directly at your mouth, fuckass gayby
spaz attackspaz attackspaz attack
>>44393017ok yay :)
>>44393025I push you away because I simply don't have time or patience to deal with any of you. Just trying to be nice about it
https://voca.ro/1gnTJmkkaZtD
>>44393041Translation: I am a sad sack of shit without hope for any meaningful relationship
>>44393047I'm literally married bro
>>44393041>Yet I waste all my time here talking to you
>>44393051TRVKE
>>44393051I come here exclusively to make fun of you. Get dabbed on, moidMOIDS MAD (x16)
>>44393044Goodnight
>>44393044ni ni
>>44393061You're a barista.
I could straight up admit this is just a social experiment for me and I don't really believe in any of the things I say and I've completely fabricated everything about my life, but I don't think the world is ready for that trvke yet
>>44393061Translation: I am miserable and feel the need to take it out on random people on the internetImagine being this pathetic
>>44393070>>44393079ummmyou eat poop lmaooo
>>44393078Rick coded post. Torn from the same loser cloth.
>>44393091this is why Rick continues to mog you, you can't understand his subtle genius the way I can
>>44393098Pathetic. Sad. So very sad. Especially at your age.
>>44393105mad cuz I don't think youre cool
>>44393133Glass it.
Ghosted by the girl I approached Saturday evening. She was really pretty and I though we did hit it off well. She even called me very handsome. Sucks.
>>44393162How could you know you were ghosted if it's only barely past Sunday?
>>44393162That's how it is bro. Always have multiple options and things to do. Can't let the day hang on a woman.
choid that cares
>>44393170I texted her to ask if she was still up to meet, she said yes but never responded when I offered an actual day and time.>>44393174Yeah I know how it is, it's ok. Just venting.
>>44393183Not me soz
>>44393187But you haven't given her anywhere close to enough time to respond. It's been a day. Relax, you're probably still in.
>>44393196why are you evil
>>44393212I hate myself
>>44393187She's probably just a little busy, you should do something romantic like breaking into her house and waiting for her in her nked in bed, girls love spontaneous romantic things like that.
>>44393183none of them care and the sooner you learn that the better
>>44393228Trannies make it impossible
I am capable of caring but i'm too jaded to believe anyone is worth caring for.
i just saw a really funny gif of a dancing baby, has anyone else seen this?
>>44393248Is this also directed inwards?
>>44393242choids will say this with a straight face and then start seeing red when transbians naturally exist as a response
>>44393228horrific and jarring
>>44393262What?
>>44393258It is too early to make me introspect like that, but to some degree yeah.
>>44393267You're worth caring for.
>>44393201In my experience that's not how it works. at all, but as I said it's ok. Plenty of fishes in the sea.
>>44393262>One person will say one thing then a different person will say another, contradicting thing!Its almost like we're not the same person>>44393272I don't wanna go into a tangent explaining all the ways you're wrong, but i do wanna say thank you. I appreciate the intent :)
Ive stopped caring for people now its clear nobody wants mine at least
i just remembered im going to kill myself
>>44393339Lol
i will be a tumblr kid until the day i die
confound your lousy toll, troll
Guys i come here because i have no friends and also i don't like socializing but i also feel lonely sometimes and this is a way to make that feeling of loneliness go away without actually having to talk to a person
Back from my ban. What did I miss?
>>44393570this was funny>>44387518>>44387575
https://voca.ro/1iE39WN5n9Wv
>>44393592I hate him so much it's unreal
Haven't jerked it in 7 or 8 days nowI can now see temperature
>>44393592
>>44392169I think you can find love, i don't know if you can find a 5 feet tall muscular guy who bottoms for you to love you. That seems much harder
>>44392441So why don't you live on the streets?
>>44392094reminder to avoid pig named Kia
i need to find a hot gay guy who thinks im cute
>>44393592I love e.coli and klebsiella
>>44393879That's me
>>44393879On the contrary you need a straight guy that makes you feel like a girl, not a homo aids ridden fag
goood morning
>>44393928gm cibi drink some coffee for me
>>44393931what about sugar free coca cola :D
>>44393933not my thing but if you must then go ahead
>>44393918how big is your penis>>44393927a straight guy might not want to be seen with me
>>44393945Yeah i wouldn't want that
>>4439394516 cm
put my car in for it’s MOT this morning gang could you please all join me in prayer for it to pass?
>>44393937You're e, I'm coli, and together we're unforgettable <332 year old chaser here btw
>>44393978That's real nice bro
goof morning
>>44393996https://voca.ro/148Da4FXusaM
>>44393996goof morning
>>44393996Gug mrrbing
>>44393996good forning mousey
>>44393997>>44393998>>44393999>>44394007thank you mateos. how are you all doing. i am making eggs.
>>44394010I am well matoe. I just cooked and ate some crumbled tofu
goob morbin
>>44393963ok :(>>44393967thats a good size
>>44394023hope your morbin is goob today snoyvery much so
>>44394016that’s nice :)have you been playing any nintendo games lately mr e?>>44394023goobin
fish people feesh peeple
>>44394033the tofu turned out very tasty tonight.but i havent played any nintendo games recently, just been selling them over ebay for the last month or so. made a few thousand kangaroo dollars so far
played oot 3d today up to water temple. I've never seen the changes they made to it. Also the ice cavern feels kinda strange, I wonder if that was a recycled dungeon or something
>>44394029thankie>>44394033moobin
>>44394010I had to wrestle and fistfight my cat to give him antibiotics, and now I'm having coffee
>>44394041yay!! how’d you prepare it?and is that why you have so many? i guess their value keeps going up so it’s a good time to sell them right.
troyim owe me sex
>>44394055
>>44394055why are we troyim and not Trebrews?
>>44394052aww i hope ur kitty is doing ok. what kind of breed is it?coffee is good im having my morning monster :)
goob morny im so sleepy D:
>>44394069gooby mooby
>>44394079hello miss mouse
>>44394010https://voca.ro/1hHIBsRB8jzy
>>44394083how r u goober?
>>44394086i had them in a sandwich Wulfim i have been playing deadlock (poorly) and ive gotten quite fond of the character Graves because she has very low aiming requirements. what are your thoughts on this?
>>44394053I like to dry it off with a tea towel and crumble itmarinate in onions sauce, sriracha, rice wine vinegar, mirin, honey, and some olive oilsaute some spring onions with garlic and gingerthen throw the tofu in, cook for a bit and throw in some veggies later, i used capsicum and broccoli this timeonce it's almost done i chop some cashews and throw them in for a bit of crunchthen i serve it with some rice. pretty cost effective and healthy food to preparefor the nintendo games, i used to ride my bike to the markets on sundays and buy a few snes and n64 games for really cheap, like 5 or 10 bucks each. i couldnt afford to buy gamecube/wii games very often back then, so i just played older games. it's always been a hassle storing and lugging the games around whenever i moved house so im just clearing them out now
Hate fake nice people
>>44394087im okay i suppose
>>44394100like who
>>44394100yeah i should kms you’re right
>>44394103If you browse these threads you know
>>44394106me
>>44394100u are going to explode at the concept of face
>>44394098oh that sounds so good. I really like fried peppers and broccoli, they’re so versatile.and that’s cool. what was your favourite n64 game? for me it’s mario 64
>>44394106Anony mouse?
kirby 64
>>44394138yeah it's probably mario 64 for me too. a lot of really cool rom hacks lately that i wanna check out as well>>44394155that one looks neat, i've never played it tho
>>44394092https://voca.ro/1mcgjx6ZobZf
should i stay up and fix sleep schedule or f it and go sleep
>>44394164play it right now. you can’t go to bed till you beat it
just ate a juicy apple btw>>44394169It's already 8:30 pm and I gotta finish taking notes on this textbook chapter. I guess i gotta focus on more important things like kirby 64 and the crystal sharts
>>44394148Bingo
>>44394179thank you for understanding
i woke up pretty today :)
>>44394202hello webm sharer. thank you for this webm
bf who drinks coffee with me before we both leave for work
Too much dookie talk yesterdayJust woke up from a dream that was basically a movie preview about a strong independent woman who has the courage and strength to realize one day that she can flush her turds down the toilet instead of keeping them in her purse to take homeWoke up laughing my ass off
>>44394202https://voca.ro/1nk7GKnSOmyb
>>44394166you think the moba genre won’t survive? i suppose it’s pretty oversaturated with lol and dota’s fanbases being pretty established, it’d be hard for it to compete for market share ig, but i think it’s different enough that it scratches a different itch than those games.what ideas do you have that would make a better moba?
>>44394207they call me the webm sharer
i like penny, graves, rem and ivy
>>44394100>>44394187what did i do to you btw
>>44393134
i like mirage because FUCK wyoming
>>44394242He woke up and chose to start drama for fun because he's gay
>>44394247okay but this is not the first time he’s said this about me and i just wanna know what i did lmao
>>44394252It's rick, he gets mad when other people are liked and get attention and doesn't understand being nice
my dog ate my hrt pills its over
>>44394235i always say to praise the webm sharer thank you webm sharer
>>44394261gay dog lol
>>44394261did it actually?
>>44394261They're transing the fricking dogs
>>44394261this is how puppy girls are made btw
>>44394252a few times that guy or someone like that guy called obviously genuinely nice posters "fake nice" to get under their skindont worry about it hes just a sad little man
what kind of nice am i?
>>44394264>>44394266>>44394274and he was already neutered :(>>44394265no i was just joking
>>44394290i don’t know if i can ever trust you again
>>44394294i was just trying to bring joy and laughs to the world :(
>>44394290do you actually have a dog tho?
>>44394304i can’t stay mad at you or in general
>>44394305i do!!!>>44394307i love you anon
>>44394290>>44394304You lied. That isn’t funny. I’m sending you here
>>44394311waow
why did call of duty invent muslims just to be bad guys
It's so quiet in here todar
>>44394316hey why did u dox me thats my bedroom view :(
>>44394324the weekendies are gone
>>44394326Sry :^(
guys im at work and i don’t want to kms yet
>>44394324Wait till afternoon. My fellow Americans will be active and they will cast a shadow across this general. They will burn everyone so the smoke from the funeral pyres eclipses the sun
https://youtu.be/3qChRiHmbVg?si=vEOcPD0Xl7r6jg-w
in the afternoon i will be doing gaysex
what is your favorite color?
>>44394242Nothing aside from being fake nice
>>44394360i really like pine green, forest green, and lavender
>>44394323Sitting my troy down for a 9/11 documentary
>>44394360sky blue
>>44394374me too!
ok the afternoon gaysex got cancelled sorry
>>44394360i dont know if its my fave one but i like purple a lot
>>44394380did the gaysex even really exist?
>>44394386uhhhhhhhh yes the event was true and it was advertised in many places television internet etc...
What is your least favorite color? For me it's red
>>44394360Red
>>44394396probably yellow? i don't think i strongly dislike any colour though
do troids like tall choids (4'9)
>>44394396lime green
>>44394402OH NO NO NO Don't let N7 see this
>>44394403mogs me
I had a weird dreamI was a homeless drug addict guy who'd go to both leftwing and rightwing protests and agitate and try to get some ass
>>44394406what?
>>44394224https://voca.ro/139iJ9wb1soQ
do choids like short trannies (5’11)?
lol
>>44394415You can't possibly be that dumb that i need to explain it to you
IM NOT PREGNANT
>>44394410Did you ever get sum ass at the end of the dream
>>44394427you replied to the wrong person
>>44394429
>>44394429are you sure
my therapist texted me yaaaaaaay in response to good news and i can’t tell if she is making fun of me or trying to make me feel more comfortable
>>44394438I really didn't but guess i'll explain it>She says she dislikes yellow>I say don't let N7 see thisThe joke is that N7 is asian (yellow) i guess i'm too clever for some of you, it's ok i'll adjust
>>44394396close. your favorite color is red
>>44394451https://voca.ro/1357mBpClpPT
>>44394452N7’s favorite color is red so you should have replied to the person who said they don’t like red. that would have been funny unlike your joke
>>44394424>hair unwashed
>>44394451i had 3 therapists tell me it'd be a waste of time for me to have regular appointments with them because i had so much self reflection already that they had nothing else to do
>>44394431I kinda did like right off the bat and I was 100% convinced I was going to get a disease from this antifa dreadlocks white lady
>>44394451I think she was just trying to be nice
>>44394464i had a therapist tell me i was beyond helping and should commit myself
>>44394461I'm sorry you are asian
>>44394478most white people aren’t racist like you. you’re a minority
I refuse to date a hopeless mentally ill tranny. I will fuck one though. Am I a trve chaser?
>>44394489yeah but that’s a bad thing. you don’t want to be a chaser
>>44394485Now say it without crying
>>44394485well all white people benefit from white privelege and systemic oppression of poc but the white folks who acknowledge their inherent racism towards poc are trying to be better people and that’s what it’s all about
>>44394501I thought everyone that liked trannies is a chaser.
N7 isn't really yellow anyway he's like kind of tan right?I don't like yellow desu don't like green either
>>44394504I wish there was systemic oppression against poc again. It's the only way to keep a civilized country. China openly discriminates against white and black people and that's why they're winning.
Thinking about getting into candles. anyone here like candles? what's your favourite type of candle?
>>44394451She's jerking off give her some time
>>44394514no you can be a normal guy instead. you are a chaser tho since you want to pump and dump mentally ill women
>>44394516Every asian is yellow
>>44394529wtf
>>44394527Idk about favorite but I really hate the ones with wood wicks that make that fluttering soundI don't want my candle to make noise
>>44394451>my therapist texted me
I'm jealous of my therapists other clients, she should only be seeing me, what we have is special
>>44394531Mentally ill women aren't meant for a relationship though. Why would I want to ruin my life and perception of love over a random mentally ill tranny?
>>44394548is that not normal?>>44394552lol
>>44394543Some are kinda brown
>>44394469>antifa dreadlocks white ladyWoke pussy…
> today I will be racist and neg trannies at my WFH job on monday morning
i listened to music, fashion, film like 3 times todayp good i gotta saywhen i first listened to it the other day i was like yea this is p good kinda low keynow im like im not a bad girl anymore wink wink wink wink
My favorite chasergen meme is when the trannies think straight men would date them
>>44394553it’s okay to be a chaser if you don’t mind being a bad person i guess
>>44394564Good moughrning my love
>>44394558>Woke pussydoesn't hit like maga bussyit's just came to me, I essentially dreamed the abortion episode of always sunny
>>44394573i think u mean facial hair hons <3
>>44394557Poor guys got unlucky twice
>>44394566i said normal not straight so you are telling on yourself mr dl
>>44394504Millennial or bronya?
>>44394564Wren's penis was here last night did you see it? Can't believe you had that inside your throat and ass i think you are a real bad girl actually
>>44394571>FIX ME OR YOU'RE A BAD PERSON, CHVDTrannies btw
>>44394593Turn that V into an A and yeah.
gorny
>>44394593lying to women for sex is bad. this is not complicated mr dl
>>44394602Why can't you trannies unfuck yourselves for once? I realize effort and labor is foreign to you all, but come on.
The more i post here the less i like trannies desu. I assume it's the same for them when it comes to menNow that lewds aren't allowed i don't even get those reminders of 'Oh that's why i like trannies' when one is hot and posts nudes.Just straight up annoyed by them. Maybe it's my problem tho, maybe i need a detox
nothing's gonna last foreverno one's gonna last forever
Yawn gmorning
i'm going to pick up my choid in a couple hours
>>44394588Retarded falseties and pampered mentally ill princess tier takes are usually bronya but that might be another psycho retard
>>44394622gm wm
>>44394622gmgmgm :Dlove wm!
>>44394617Theyre difficult thats for sure
>>44394609Its not like I lie to them and sell them a dream, then leave. Now that would be fucked up. In the interest of clarity, I always make it known I'm just trying to have fun, no more, no less. If they get hurt, that's a whole lot of their problem
>>44394617>poor sick man doesn’t like meoh no
i took like just under 18,000mg of gabapentin and drank a bunch of vodka last bunch, believe it or not, i feel like absolute shit today
>>44394620post niko
>>44394642
>>44394645niko
>>44394641>18,000mgHoly shit
i should get into drugs in a big way
>>44394641I haven't jerked it in 8 days and I feel great
No wonder gabapentin felt like nothing, they had me on 300mgStrange to just move onto the next med instead of prescribing an actual therapeutic amount
A medicated BPDoid is a good BPDoid
i want to die
big pharma must love trannies, the amount of drugs you're on is absurd
>>44393862i think it is more pleasant to live in a house than to live on the street
>>44394686i'm only on estrogen & i buy that from homebrewers. i don't go to the hospital because i don't have insurance
>>44394641i should get some gabapentin I've been good...
>>44394422i like the mmo idea, reminds me of a mmo spore.the psychologist game kinda reminds me of persona 5 desu with changing peoples mindsi was fighting the dragon gym leader in black 2 but it was really hard because i don't have any ice or dragon moves :( i won tho
>>44394658300mg iis my dose too, i just took the 2 bottles of it>>44394653im surprised i woke up lol
one day ill live stream a proper try for yall
>>44392505i let this go last night but now i'm mad at it again. no it fucking isn't kill yourself
>>44394698beepy call your therapist and tell them what you did
>>44394697https://voca.ro/1bM9HVmaLbgP
>>44394686i can't imagine pharma is making that much money on something thatt is non proprietary >>44394708i have an appointment at 3 but i don't think i should drive rn i can barely walk to the kitchen, ill ask about zoom mb
>>44394703Stop. Get some help, good lord.
>>44394718i like this pic a lot :}
>>44394719please take care of yourself
i really dont want to go back to some psych ward
>>44394718i played palword when it was in early alpha it was ok but it felt kinda souless desu. i saw recently there was meme of the fat fuck bird flying over the giant wave and that was pretty funny.
im watching the defiant ones rn, p good movie so far
just burped ngl
>>44394734what’s important is being safe. you don’t have to go back because you tell them but they can help make sure you aren’t dying rn
>>44394726https://voca.ro/11ZsT391I4We>>44394737https://voca.ro/1eZiLpdz7qnr
>>44394734Are you okay
>>44394617The trick is to stop taking trannies seriously. Treat them like you would with any other mentally ill person. Once you understand that the gender dysphoria is just a comorbidity of all their other mental problems it all starts to make sense.
>>44392094just came here to say that I got the okay from my BF to start dickmaxxing and topping his hot, thick man ass or using him like a fleshlight and that my hips are apparently so wide they outed me to my ignorant but supportive mother, having a very very good few dayst. boymoder
rip beepy. all the cali hoes pour one out for the dead homey.
I hope everyone who tries to sui succeed in their try <3
Trannies be mentally sane and not be a pain in the ass to deal with challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!)
bf with basic levels of empathy
Bpdemons deserve to die desu.
>>44392567I'm a grungler without a place to grungle at
>>44394706i don't understand why you're mad
job application
>>44392094bronya is my favourite modern philosopher
>>44394835I would reject your application <3
i need ana sat on my lap cuddling me
>>44394835Did you get a job
bronya do you want to move to america? i can get you a job at target
>>44394781I think i like trannies because in a way they are not human. They are so autistic and dissociative, incapable of loving themselves, let alone someone else, that i feel like i can do and get away with stuff that otherwise i would never, but it's just a pain in the ass to reach that state. Not worth the effort or the time
the whole sub dom/top bottom thing is starting to make me feel asexual
>>44394843you're in good company>>44394850i would swallow a hot coal every morning if it was the only way to avoid living in america
>>44394854yeah, sex is cringe and gross and scary
>>44394835We have decided to go forward with another candidate, we thank you for your interest and hope you will keep us in mind if you want to be part of the Burger King family in the future!
>>44394857so you hate me
>>44394868i already got ghosted by mcdonalds and taco bell. maybe ill try kfc >>44394872i hate america
>>44394865I still enjoy sex/sexual contact, I don't think it's inherently demeaning or anything, I have just grown tired of the dynamics often involved
>>44394835we arent hiring right now sorry
Here’s my ultimatum: either this gen stops fetishizing us and our BWCs or I’m DONE. GONE. For good.
>>4439486532 year old decrepit schizotypal and schizophrenic agehon hands slid across a keyboard and typed this out
>>44394874KFC? public counsel housing in Luton? Humble beginnings. Today? Sports car .
i like flirting and being sexualized but i hate the idea of having sex
>>44394882im 31 and i just a cptsd and bipolar
>>44394854https://voca.ro/1l9uOLirN93x
its ok for men to fetishize trannies but when women do it it makes me want to throw up
gosh you’re all a bunch of losers who post the exact same things every single day huh what happened to the good choids and the fun dolls did you ban them all
>>44394875Same. I just want to make out at this point.
>>44394896yeah
>>44394896what would you like us to talk about, anon?
>>44394880Please
Is it possible for like two fucking hours to not have to hear some made up bullshit about why youre sad or cant get a job or i cant suck your dick because your therapist blah blah blah jesus fuck who cares
>>44394894What about zippertits pooners?
when i eat pussy they cum hard af
>>44394910you can always close the tab
>>44394894Damn stu you're so cool, wanna have sex? I hope so because we're gonna.
>>44394910Me when the troyim (sub 8 midface shouldercel hon btw) starts talking about her emo*ions
>>44394835Good luck, I like the glasses that's got to be some form of buff right, actually I wore glasses in my interview to and never wear them, this means it's goingtohappen. I hope you enjoyed the banana bread btw was it properly baked in the end?>>44394899Yeah same desu, there doesn't even need to be penetration etc, I think I've just got MEFatigue
>>44394915you can always go for windex instead of bleach if its the taste that's scaring you off, ive heard its pretty sweet
>>44394923it wasn't bad it was a little salty but it was kinda good. very chewy
>>44394909there might be a position open within the next few months, lose a couple pounds and come back and there could be something for you>>44394913they are good people as long as they dont keep calling themselves lesbians. the thing that makes them hot is that they overcame lesbianism so it ruins it>>44394919i want to have sex. it seems nice
BREATHE MANUALLY NIGGA
i showered
>>44394938Me too>>44394933Already was because I'm zonked off the gummy
>>44394938>>44394944good job
>>44394938*claps*
The last time I cried was watching the Halo 3 trailer
>>44394944good job>>44394947thank you>>44394948*claps too
>>44394891I struggle to get my thoughts across on it honestly, yeah I guess everything is transactional like that, or there's a better wording for it you've got to have something to offer right.I think I do, but I don't think I want to. idk I can't let myself doom about it, not everyone is into like bdsm or being demeaned I spose.
>>44394957recently or when it first aired?
bring your bitch over here and let me shownher a little something
>>44394928salty and sweet is a good combo, chewy? Maybe too much flour or banana/a little underbaked. Tbh chewie mogs anyway, I get very particular about brownies etc, they belong in the fridge and must be dense
does anyone know how to recover data from dreams. i woke up and i feel like i dreamt something very important but i cant recall
>>44394983gorning pichu
>>44393593>>44394551>>44394678>>44394836>>44394924>Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?
I want to be a bird.peeweeeee peeweeeee
Beautiful 18 year old tranny:Thank you!!!
>>44395005there are way better animals to be
>>44394961https://voca.ro/14eUvK9ECGn4>>44395004https://voca.ro/1aXy54cxRag9
what is the best animal to be?
>>44393025i think you got her confused with me lmaol
>>44395019Nuh uh eastern wood pewee is goated
>>44395023human
>>44395031best not tastiest
>>44395023cat
>>44395031truke nuke
>>44395028ive long said you two are the most grown man of the "women" here
>>44395023The humble echidna
>>44395023a sea squirt is best because you can digest your own brain and become a stupid little tube thing if your life goes wrong>>44395029if i was for ed to be a burd i would be a way better one than that
>>44395023housecatyou get to be a cute fuzzy creature adored by many and enjoy the comforts of modern living without the headaches of taxes and whatnotshame to be unable to fly, though, it's a tough choice between that and bats>>44395031boring answeryou know what he meant
>>44395035>anonyMOUSE: cat???
>>44394929I will do it. I will do it for you>>44394982i do hate when a brownie is just. a cake. i think it was not enough leavening! it didn't rise how I was expecting it to
>>44395038she WISHES she was as tuff and manly as mei mog you chudlet, never forgeti am the real don dada
>>44395023https://voca.ro/14fRRC7KoChz
>>44395043
>>44395057thats a good girl. youll be cute without all the extra weight.
>>44395043>heD:
stu spittin straight fire today
>>44395066poor boythat light is too bright for him>>44395079this is the Internet, nonai assume everyone is a man until proven otherwise
sarah submitting me (man) in the cobra clutch
>>44395066Sobe…
Coffee :)
>>44395089hello n7
>>44395054hehe :3
>>44395085even me :((((>>44395092i can’t have any today :(
>>44395088i dont know this "cobra clutch" sorrybest i can do is a headlock
>>44395062i could beat you up easily>>44395081every day
im stronger than most tranners but I couldn’t beat anyone up cause im too nice to hurt anyone
>>44395105that's ok. i've also been thinking about you digging your knee into my back and calling me a bitch
>>44395101How are you feeling btw? I hope the scratchy throat didn’t lead to sickness
>>44395102What!? How could this be? Tragedy has befallen and the world is astoundingly unfair. Can you have some tomorrow?
>>44395076do u really think so >A<
>>44395119thank u for askingi'm doing ok i guess? i think i actually am sick it's just not sick enough to be on my ass, just an annoying level of sickness. my throat is still scratchy and my face feels gross, but otherwise i'm still kickin.i got the 7th gym badge in black 2 btw
>>44395126no i was just in character. i actually think youre hideous
My left knee hurt. My right knee hurt. Boffum hurt.
>>44395122wednesday i can
>>44395110literally just bratting with this>>44395112it can be overwhelming you need aftercare too!>>44395113yeah that i can do for sure
>>44395135https://voca.ro/1faGWaDFY5dt
>>44395134you want me...?
i don’t like being hit but i like being squeezed and held tight
beating chasers up
I need to squeeze and hold a tranny tight
>>44395152im sorry sarah but this just gets me harder than anything else
anyone here use hexchat? had someone random tell me they were talking about me in a 18+ trans hexchat channel and i cannot for the life of me figure which it is
just finished watching The Defiant Ones, overall i would ssay solid 8/10, good movie, grounded adventure scenes, discusses race in a very interesting way by having a casually racist white man convict chained to a black man convict, and they have to learn to get along as they escape and are on the run. heart warming relationship, very enemies to lovers coded, i think they are secretly gay for one another
>>44395173why would you be sorry about that?
also having him lay on top of me to pin me down
>>44395164>>44395184I need you
having a choid lay on top of me like a weighted blanket
sarah pantsing me then holding my arms behind my back and laughing at me>>44395183idk i feel weird including you in it every time
>>44395152no im not>>44395162i want you to leave
>>44395207leafes
There are no cute trannies near me. Its over. Where do all the cute trannies live? Ill buy a ticket immediately
>>44395194hi>>44395196you get it
>>44395210this is how you say it in old english
>>44395206also in this scenario i have the word chaser branded on my forehead and she's walking me down a pride parade
>>44395023please let me work at your company
>>44395218oh work
how to lure men to my home to sleep with me
>>44395245smoked salmon
>>44395225you should cover up that skylight and maybe get a diffuse light behind your camera
>>44395248im not allowed to smoke in my apartment
>>44395210hooray!! i have been unable to jack off since you showed up thank you
literally the only things i ask for in a tranny >pass>18-25 >not mentally ill>white>in shape
>>44395256only in trouble if get caught>>44395263me>>44395258stayes
>>44395268well im not going to stop now
>>44395263nohinonono
>>44395263>passim not giving you the t-word pass>18-25nope>not mentally illnope>whiteyep>in shapewhich shape? im a rectangle
>>44395272STOPPE!!!!!
>>44395263Why would you care if she’s white or not? Do you only like the ones who play crusader kings and never go outside? You’re probably an amerimutt so it makes even less sense
>>44395263Brah. How are your expectations 10x higher than mine and Im still single.Maybe it’s because you’re more attractive. You are very attractive right? If your standards are this high you must be. Guess my only standard is being a different race from me, so I would date about any tranny who doesnt have my skin color
>>44395283>Do you only like the ones who play crusader kings and never go outside?Precisely..the last trans e girl I talked to was incredibly pale and I was really in love with her. There is just something about pale white skin that really drives me wild
literally the only things i ask for in a choid>bathes>close to my age>not a chud>is nice to people
>>44395286the dude btw
>>44395280keeps going and even cums
>>44395294What I’m trying to tell you is that white trannies generally don’t pass as well as non white trans women and are much more likely to be transbian you spergy mutt
>>44395300Im not the person you are alleging me to be.
>>44395305put back in
A date with a tranny:>Take her to some place with chicken nuggets>Buy her pokemon stuff>Rawdog her while manhandling her in a rough manner and calling her a useless faggot pleasure doll>Slump over her with all my weight after nutting in her>Tell her I'm proud of her and I love her while crushing her with my weight and hugging her unnecessarily tight with my strong hairy armsAnything I should add?
>>44395316i know sorry boss
https://files.catbox.moe/6ihmci.mp4look at my room gguys do you like my room
i feel attacked
>>44395319can i put it back in your instead of mine. i dont want it
>>44395329very cool sobe
>>44395329https://voca.ro/1lAEH1TjLFDK
>>44395329I expected this to pan over to nils
>>44395298yes?yesthis is a spook
>>44395352if you are mean all the time my friends will tell me to break up with you when i introduce you to them
any chaseys here who aren't sadistic pedophile neets? I can't seem to find any
>>44395329Wits so cool... its so lived inside of
>>44395339thank you anonymouse>>44395344thank you doctor spiddoes>>44395347we're not talkinga bout him right now wea re talking about my room. i'm leaving tgo pick him up in an hour :)
>>44395206ohhwell im single now so whatevergo nuts>>44395207i could tear you apart
>>44395248trvke...>>44395256it's the salmon that's smoking
>>44395366what kind of camera do you use btw
>>44395337Nourish me
>>44395366
>>44395364thank you both of
>>44395358unironically tho
>>44395372laptop webcam lol i don't have a smartphone
>>44395376no thank you south beach
>>44395357stop spending time with non believers. if they dont believe in your love cut them off
>>44395368sarah you better not have left your gf cause you think you aren’t good enough for her
>>44395358the good choids get taken fast the same ol crew of 30+ evil unfuckables stay put in this gen
>>44395384>i don't have a smartphonehonestly basedi assume you at least have a dumbphone tho?
why do they call them smartphones when they just make u dumb?? they should call them dumbphones LOL- sent from my THINKpad
>>44395386my friends are smarter than me and i trust them
>>44395388noshe left me because im not good enough for her
>>44395403im sorry sarah :(
>>44395395smartPWNED
>>44395411im okaydidn't even try to kill myself this time#mentalhealth #selfimprovement #blessed
>>44395368no you couldnt>>44395374ok. slips it alll up your penis
>>44395432SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
>>44395427https://voca.ro/17idiFu0MA1y
>>44395427be nice to sarah okay
wassup everynyoron
>>44395449hi penny!
>>44395449https://voca.ro/141OUzNIKBOW
>>44395449penpen!!!
>>44395132Niceeeee that the sickness ain’t too bad. Also, congrats on getting your 7th gym badge. The Elite Four awaits. I got this large Red BVLL btw because I woke up early to the sound of wild animals loudly fighting in my backyard. My life is just like Pokemon :^)
Fuel for worldbuilding.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hAZJ29VHuo
>>44395454I dunno who that is I'm miss penelope ....>>44395458hello wulfim rise and shine>>44395460wassup bronfa (/¯◡‿◡)/¯
>>44395449come LA miss
>>44395390ya it'd be rough without one. i actually just stopped using a smartphone initially cause i couldn't afford a new one in college so i just bought a flipphone lol>>44395395i say this
I need help
>>44395487What type of help
>>44395480hello dawgy pat pat pat
>>44395478https://voca.ro/13SIBfapyBY3
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>>44395465wow that is a big redbull, i never see em that big around here. what kind of animals are down there?>>44395478oh right my bad apologies miss penelope.>>44395481honestly based
>>44395478what is good... i am working hard today too. have you been well are you taking care of your health are you making sure to get enough sleep. i hope you're wrapping up warm this time of year...>>44395468this gets put in video game all the time and i always think it is the coolest shit
>>44395432easily>>44395445i mean i made a joke out of it because it sounds silly but honestly not attempting suicide is a huge step for me. That's where my mind's been for the past ten-ish years and ive finally decided that i can be more than just her boyfriend. or at least that i want to be.
im going to the store anyone need any snacks?
>>44395489How do I get someone to stop trying to take me on a date?>>44395498Why can I see inside its paw? Am I going crazy?
>>44395487with what?
>>44395501welcome and good morning miss mouse....>>44395498the dawgs at my grandparents' ranch are following me around all dayhow come dawgs are so friendly!
this is what ive been talking about. someone that says "i mean" is impressed when they dont fail to kill themselves. absolutely spineless phrase. mean everything you say or dont say it at all. have a little conviction and maybe one of your myriad failures wouldve been a success. mean everything you say and maybe you wouldn't have a desire to put yourself down in the first place
>>44395506it snowed last week and it's been very cold.. but now it's been pretty sunny and a bit warmer.. big things coming soon..>>44395510tell them youre in prison
>>44395529https://voca.ro/1eVQ0IxQwpPk
>>44395513Coworker flirting with me and inviting me to hang out and I said yes because I’m too nice but I don’t want to go out with him>>44395536I’m not a criminal!
>>44395501Just raccoons and stray cats. The raccoons aren’t afraid of anyone, they’ll walk on the same sidewalk as you instead of crossing to the other side. They know no fear (Probably just rabies)
>>44395541fake your death
>>44395540not listening. never listening. you talk at .5 speed and on top of it sounding like your mouth is always full you seemingly run your audio through a fun house mirror
>>44395529you're absolutely right the root cause of my depression and trauma is stylistic choices in my prose on the korean scuba golf forum>>44395510depends who it is and in what context they're asking. is this a friend, a coworker?
Would you date a choid who reads such literature?
>>44395553https://voca.ro/13SBHZvq1PYm
>>44395549racoons are so rare here... i think i've only seen them once or twice in the past 5 years.there's a kitty that keeps showing up in my back yard, i think he's just someones outdoor cat. i keep trying to take pics of him but he always runs away before i can get close enough for a good one.we have a fuck load of random bunnies in the neighbourhood.
>>44395508im glad you’re alive
>>44395536i was thinking it's starting to get a little colder here so it must be getting a little warmer for you!!! seems nice...>>44395508wait sarah this is so huge im gonna cry. massive breakthrough. i am happy you want more for yourself because we all want more for you. get it....! get it....!
telling him today i feel like a chilean gold bumble bee and ignoring his question about when i want to hang out with him next
>>44395541text him and tell him you changed your mind and you think that the two of you work better as friends be sure to apologize to soften the brow even though realistically you have nothing for which to apologize
>>44395554>depression >traumayou speak in low confidence platitudes and wonder why you want to die. grow up
>>44395575representation is so important
i hate being ignored just say you don’t like me anymore
anything new happening at choidgen bar?
>>44395552I’m not smart enough for that lol>>44395576I don’t want to hurt his feelings tho
>>44395567me toofor once>>44395574frankly i just cant stand to live like this anymore. it's miserable.
>>44395561nick land bf x nyx land gf so we can just lock them both in a room and not have to listen to them anymore
>>44395589quit your job and change your phone number
>>44395589>I don’t want to hurt his feelingsthis is a spook
>>44395589that's why you apologize even though you dont have to>im sorry but...the longer you wait the worse it is
>>44395589In what world is leading somebody on not going to hurt their feelings MORE?
>>44395596yeah i dunno i always think no matter how wormed the girls on here are its kinda inevitable to figure things out eventually. its about time! come catch up it's fun over here
>>44395561would rather die
see this is what i mean. why preface what you say with "frankly"? always be frank. if you're not speaking frankly you aren't fucking paying attention.if you were being frank at all times you'd realize your problems aren't real
>>44395541>I said yes because I’m too nice but I don’t want to go out with himThe biggest thing is to AVOID fulfilling his delusion that he thinks you like him. Unfortunately, you failed that. I say just go on the date but pay for yourself so it doesn’t leave him with the thought that you used him for food. He’s your coworker and pissing people off at the workplace isn’t good. That’s why some people say to avoid dating coworkers. Then, when he asks for another date, SAY NO but be polite and professional about it. If he’s not a complete schizo, he’ll just think you didn’t like him and there won’t be any lingering negative feelings because you at least didn’t waste his money
if a guy agreed to go on a date with me and then canceled i would cryi agreed to go on a date with a guy and canceled on him i would also cry
can't get over these lingering negative feelings after i bought her two junior chickens and only got a blowjob in the backseat out of it
>>44395627big kitty
>>44395599I don’t want to apply for another job>>44395601What’s that mean?>>44395603Ughhhh! This sucks>>44395604Good point!
>>44395630TWO junior chickens?!
>>44395633
>>44395639dooooooggggg
mean everything you say. jokes are spineless. poetry is for cowards. subtlety and double meanings aren't clever, they're annoying. because i dont get them. the purpose of all forms of human speech and communication is a soulless exchange of raw fact, uncoloured by emotion or uncertainty of any kind. network your brain with mine dont waste my FUCKIN timein all seriousness anon this does seem like autism. which is fine but maybe helps you understand why people aren't agreeing with you and why you find this so frustrating
sweet chili jr chicken mogs
i cant stop thinking about this cover. i want to post all my selfies like this from now on. need to figure out how to rip it off
>>44395630Lol
im so hungry
>>44395642
>>44395628You people cant do anything!
What if instead of canceling plans I just don’t text him and don’t show up?
>>44395672probably not a good idea since you work with him, it'll make things awkward at work
emotion and uncertainty are both forms of weakness
>>44395671what do you mean you people
>>44395672you just have to go. sorry!
>>44395672you work together
>>44395681I dont think theres such thing as weakness, only circumstance.
can yall try to act normal for 5 minutes
Went to a hospital for the first time in over a decade. When did they get gift shops?
Asking the tranny if she's hungry before the date and if she says yes, I tell her to eat beforehand (we're just going to fuck and then she's going home)
>>44395680:(>>44395685This might be the only way>>44395688:(
>>44395672text him and say that you thought he wanted to hangout as friends and that you aren’t interested in dating and that you don’t appreciate being misled like this and then go on a rant about how all men are trash and if he still wants to hangout after that marry him
>>44395656waaaaaaaallaaabbbbbaaabbbbyyyyy
https://voca.ro/1hJSVM43SYIXGunc riff (gay unc riff)
>>44395701
>>44395704i like this gunc riff quite a bit
>>44395564>raccoons are so rare here...Waoh… I forgot where you live but you probably won’t find them if you don’t live in the city. Raccoons love dumpster diving >i think he's just someones outdoor catMost likely because I got a feeling stray cats won’t be able to survive the Canadian cold. Correct me if I’m wrong>we have a fuck load of random bunnies in the neighbourhoodYou must take pics if you ever get the chance
>>44395705me hoping not to get hate crimed showing up in a dress
>>44395672This is a comically bad plan. I laughed.
>>44395704this rules
>>44395715https://voca.ro/15loFnnw3Ibm
>>44395704fucks
>>44395697Great idea. I’m definitely doing this!>>44395716Yay! I’m glad my joke was funny!
can you believe this diva
>>44395672dont listen to them. youre not contractually bound and even if you were merely being a coworker doesnt give him the authority to enact violence to keep you in line. you're not obliged to go to some shitty dive bar or whatever >>44395689wrong
>>44395730https://voca.ro/194fccj6gtbH
>>44395730omen. plague of locusts upon you. warning you!>>44395735no for sure she should not go but like. ghosting is stupid if you are going to see the person again repeatedly
>>44395729happy to help!
>>44395735is this pichu
>>44395730that’s great poopanon
Saar do the needful make a new one
>>44395743she’s protecting me from Gods wrath
>>44395743she could just say like oh yea my bad g i fell asleep you can generally get away with that one once a month
I haven't been here for months, what's new?
>>44395712i live in da suburbs in canadia in not toronto>stray cats won’t be able to survive the Canadian cold.ehh idk! i feel like they can make do. i’ve heard stories of people having to smack their tires because in the winter cats will hide up inside them.>You must take pics if you ever get the chanceoh i always take pics. here’s a pic i took last april
>>44395759that fixes literally nothing obviously then they'll just reschedule. you have to actually just say im not feeling it
What does saar mean?>>44395735I couldn’t do that though tee bee h>>44395746<3
>>44395730that’s great don dada
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>>44395730dada
SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND MAKE A NEW ONE
>>44395760lothbrok literally ate shit yesterday, I think he caught AIDS too
>>44395760Here is new >>44395775
>>44395764Bunny…
>>44395329badger badger badger badgermushroom mushroompost audio equipment stack
>>44395681i hope you aren't serious
