To sum it up, this melon, the "charentais", is nothing short of semi divine. It is absolutely delicious. The flesh is velvety, delicate yet stern, the texture like a mango that was blessed by an angel. Its not like a watermelon where it feels like you are eating melon flavored water. It is so incredibly robust and delightful. Its taste is like honey and flowers and love and warmth and happiness, it is like as if tropical fruit had been pureed and turned into a milk, if such a thing were possible, this melon's taste is what i would describe it as, the milk of fruit. It doesnt drip water everywhere, it has just the right amount of water in it. It is, honestly, reaching a sense of cosmic perfection.
Melons like that are aaight. I prefer watermelons, though.
>>44412403have you tried the green ones?
>>44412403god fuck that looks so good I wish I could afford melon
>>44413649Arent you from a rich country? Melons are cheap.
>>44413831ten dollars for melon. can't really swing that right now but probably could in a month or two
>>44413649Essentially i was born in Olympus. In the human version of it. West Europe, germanic speaking country.When i tasted this melon, let me tell you, i could taste the blood sweat and tears of the poor, the unlucky, the damned, the cursed. Those who were born into poverty will toil their lives away so that privileged white transbians lime me can sit on my perky bum and eat melons. Its not fair is it?It's awful isnt it?Well, there is a solution. To seek revenge upon the world. Upon the gods. To damn those above you. Is that not your divine right? To eat the rich like i eat this melon? For their blood to stain your cheeks like these divine juices wet my lips. Do not let yourself be beaten down by the world. Kill kill, eat eat, fuck, kill, eat, kill fuck. And EAT
>>44412403i've heard of a melon reviewing music but a tranny reviewing melon? now i've seen everything
Did you cum in it?
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