goon your brains out to mommy

im awful at gideogame jejej

>>44459060
Omg is that the OG Bjorn, founder of the Peggle Institute?
I heard he was murdered or disappeared, and has been replaced by a doppelgänger or android.

>>44459060
Hrt killed my interest in games, but I sucked either way

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>>44459060
I'm good at being autistic and grinding till I get something down or get my numbers up

>>44459060
Manmoders were put on earth to make vidya, not to play it

things with this guy went so badly i'm fully relapsing on amphs

gn moders

neither. i’m a moid who is doo doo garbage at video games

i'd rather be sucking dick rn

t-shirt that says “i paused sucking dick to be here”

moders were created by god to advance computer graphics

>>44460436
actually a moder died for your sins
His name was Jesus Christ (soulpasser)

the sports radio show my coworker listens to was talking about the transphobic wnba player and i’m like 70% sure one of the hosts said “have you ever met a tranny?” to the other

gm moders

>>44459060
>qott
I'm pretty ass at every game I've played. I was ok at forts but I haven't played in years.

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>>44459060
I used to be good at WoW arena back when I played seriously. But no, Im not that great at video games in general.

I am not binding this summer and just wear a bralette. My boobs are v clearly visible lol and people look at me, but no one says anything, including my coworkers. I will never pass but also it feels great not to bind any more.
I wondering what would happen of I went to a swimming pool lol since im clearly a man but also have fully formed breasts :D.

can you girls stop working so hard and get some shitposts in? it’s getting lonely

>>44460994
sorry, all you're getting from this thread is revenge porn and fakemoders

the part of the day before she wakes up is always the worst :/

>>44461001
again!?

>>44459060
>qott
there's only a small handful of games i like and they're not even really the kind you get "good" at

visual novel moder

>cowkini monday
>no cowkinis

waow

expecting me to post cowkini for free like a common whore

Real manmoders wear speedos

I got my wife a cowkini and no you may not see it

Can I see you in it instead?

>>44461138
mcdoube does it all the time

If someone buys me a cowkini, I'll post it here

>>44461014
this is how you know the relationship will fail

>>44461243
go on

>>44461259
co dependency
get a hobby

>>44461198
i stand by what i said

>>44461152
i wear trunks and a rashguard to hide my cones

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>>44461283
:(

what if it went left and right instead of up and down

what if it went in every direction

>>44461266
codependency is a key part of t4t relationships

that’s why i’m permasingle

only cis moids who hate their partners see a problem with codependency

>>44461895
100% true

I want cocaine

my pet theymab is peeing itself

more than halfway through the work day, less than an hour from my day’s first meal, and i’ve done almost nothing. hashtag winning

>>44461970
good, keep it up

Im a bad person

>>44462033
why?

if it makes anyone feel better most of you are probably not as bad as me

>>44461909
I know babe

>>44461974
o7

every t4t is just some insecure in every category woman constantly breathing down the neck of some girl that isn't scared of the world around them and everything in it, asking them to do literally everything for them

>>44462320
monkey typing

>>44462320
i'm afraid people see me that way. i really try to be independent, even if i enjoy when someone orders food for me.

>>44462320
lazy stupid doggirls ruining everything for catgirls

lazy stupid doggirl general

i am a cat

>>44462359
we sharing monkeytype metrics today? :D

Cats are superior. There's a serious puppygirl overpopulation crisis.

i am a worm

>>44462498
i dont love you anymore

i am just a man thats a woman

>>44462512
that’s okay. i didn’t deserve it pre-worm

are you like an armaggedon worm or world war party kind of worm?

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bro can only conceive of worms in his vidya bro not gonna make it bro will never be a woman :(

i wish white genocide was real

zoomers are so annoying

I WILL never be a unicellular organism

>>44462782
oldest zoomer is 30 years old, that said, what did I do :(

should I walk two kilometers just so I can buy cheap mixed drink or should I not do that

I'm a visually novel moder

where the alcoholics at

>>44462848
hopefully getting raped

>>44462848
i drank a lot of buffalo trace last night and i think i should just stick to weed going forward

https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQGpmbne

God I hate being addicted to mad dog 20/20s
I also hate being white

poll is so r*ddit i’m not even going to answer

>>44462933
ok nazi

>>44462916
buy my I'm sorry for being white shirts, only 20.99$

For any wnwo troons here im also selling sorry for being brown shirts at a steep discount for 14.88$ because i know you’re disproportionately affected by racialized capitalism

>>44462978
you are being racist to me

i wish i was bullied by a homosexual who had a thing for breaking in shy "straight" boys but i never got that so now i take estrogen and let women bounce on it and it's fine i guess

i wish i was a castrated butler

i’m just mentally superior to everyone here

lul

>>44463242
true

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dubs and i go to church this sunday

singles and i take a vow of celibacy

i’ve already functionally taken a vow of celibacy

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

i sleep in a full size bed with my plushies

my body is fucking disgusting and my breasts are seemingly growing sideways after i fucked them up with binding

i slept with them and you btw

>>44463684
lmaoo deserved

>>44463733
don’t sleep with my plushies :(

>>44463684
ftmg is that way >>44455097

>>44463763
why

for binding, presumably

the binding of ayden

i'm drunk, dubs and i throw 7 libriums on top of that

hey man whats up

>>44463834
don't bind dumbass get a normal bra

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americaklan bros.....

dysgenic retard occupied government

yoinking my je ne sais quoi bilingually

it do be comme ça monsieur stancil

after acting like a faggot for a week on holiday, I am finding it difficult to code switch back to cismoid in the office >.>

>mentioned the vacation
oh no no no

gonna go to the mall 3 days in a row, millennial maxxing

oui oui je nai pas algerien

>>44464618
3 days is nothing, gotta get those numbers up if you want to start making the ppl around you cringe like a real millennial.

>>44464564
this is why straight moders need to gianmarco soresimaxx

>>44464684
>gianmarco soresimaxx
im afraid im too tarded to know what this means v.v
also, moder sexualities are confusing. is a straight moder a moder that copulates with Cis women, or cis men, trans women, or trans men?

>>44464736
gianmarco soresi is a standup comedian popular now especially on tik tok and such. pretty flamboyant and thus surprisingly straight

moder is a gender and it is the most oppressed one there is

>>44464754
do yt peepoo really

is it possible to have dysphoria in some regard but not the full transgendered woman cache of dysphoria because i think thats what i am i really dont related to any of you

im js a shoulders with boobs

>>44464751
ah i see, then I am the opposite where as I sound and look moided, but surprisingly trans.

Sexy catholic man talked to me for a little and now im horny i hate being a stupud faggot boob twink never passer estrogen chad bottom coded LOSER :(

I hate men desu

>>44464789
you look like a woman and surprisingly possess a penis

>>44464800
i hate you on behalf of the sexy moids that daily penetrate my heart

>>44464772
tbhon i am most likely an enby transfem, but people are too insane rn that i larp as a binary trans woman so other trannies won't feel like i'm going to start talking about "we need to normalize bearded trans women" plus most cis think enby is a type of woman and i manmode anyway so it really is a moot point

>>44464800
as everyone should

i look like a woman alllright, a WOO MAN, look at that tranny ova there~

>>44464796
age nder

i hate my fucking life

>>44464821
ok but tbf if a woman wants to grow a beard it’s not anybody’s fucking business and theyre still a woman. HOWEVER if a woman chooses to grow a beard said woman cannot reasonably expect woman treatment and has no right to start abrasive discourses about their treatment by the wider society

trvemoder separatism

>>44464831
being visibly trans mogs me

i get treated like a dog

i get treated like a 12 year old boy

>>44464866
your own mother worked up the balls to ask you if you were her daughter O_O
my mom had stuck her head in the dirt for the past 3 decades.

>>44464895
she asked if i was gay, not trans. my mother has seen me leave a bra in the washing machine and didn’t even consider that i’m a tranny

>>44464843
i wish people were more materialist in their analysis of being trans. like yeah, gender absolution is a neat goal to work towards, but we are not there yet and will not be for some time; if you want to adopt classically masculine gender signals then by all means i support you. however, you should not ignore the reality that people gender others verbally, consciously, and subconsciously based on the gender signals you choose to adopt. people will gender you masculine or an amab fag either embrace that, work towards changing the zeitgeist around gender, or ignore it.

why are transbians like that

like what

>>44464939
like *that*

damn i moved to the bougie town just west of the evil scary town and i can't find crack anymore

>>44464908
you ever consider that being "gay" is an umbrella term for someone who doesn't fully understand modern identity discourse?
My mom once used me as an example for "you have to look like you were supposed to be born as women if you are actually realtrans. You can't just say you are trans because you feel like it, you have to look it, that would be like if you came out as trans"

>>44464927
because they have pure souls

>>44464961
brootal nona :c

>>44464974
needless verbosity is not a sign of purity

it's a sign of basedness

>>44464961
idk, she seems a lot more transphobic than homophobic so i’m assuming she’d be okay with a gay son but absolutely hate having a tranny daughter

i'll ignore that since i have a life and believe that you wish to better yours

>>44464974
then why they can't stop raping each other

should i get honned up for my cousins wedding?

are you out to anyone? not to be an evil transphobe, but essentially coming out at someone else’s wedding is pretty shitty, it’s just taking spotlight away from the bride. if you’re already out and owning them, go for it

>>44465007
is that what we're calling verbose? you're cooked.

>>44465033
ignore what

i've spent so much time in the ER i done figured out you get better more competent treatment if you report symptoms of a heart attack than if you just be honest and say you're an alcoholic on the verge of a seizure

>>44465086
not only that but it was retarded

>>44465074
they all know but no one has really seen or acknowledged it outside one person once. they are kind of chuddy in general so i feel like i'm going to be made fun of either way.

only trutrannys have pure souls, in rare cases some of which may be transbian

>>44460626
tracked down the radio show and they did in fact say “have you ever met a tranny?”
shit sucks

>>44465027
oh you're like actually way on the money there... She has always been a big supporter of gay men and has gay friends.
and for the 3 years leading up to my eventual trooning out, I was for sure positive that she was going to be the first person I told I about my identity.. She was always eager to show me these "pretty trans actors" And always bringing the topic up, I thought for sure she was finally accepting what she knew for years and was trying to get me out of denial. I thought this to actually be really sweet. It was literally like maybe 6 months after I started E and around the time trans discourse became big in mainstream political discourse around 2025 that she came out of nowhere with that wild ass opinion talking about how men say they're women just so they can watch "real women" piss. I then in turn challenged this because I thought it was so outta left field for her and thought she was maybe misunderstanding something for her to ultimately use me for that example. shit actually crushed me.. and not even because she kinda affirmed my feelings towards my own appearances, but because I really thought she was pushing me to be me, and was one of the factors that got me to accept myself.
moral of the story... be positive that youre positive about being positive that your positive your mom will accept you.

we're just posting dissertations now fucking ell

>>44465199
eat shit and die asshole

i am now much, much, drunker, dubs and i take like one or two libriums just to see what happens

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>wawawa
>no reels
>no tikky takky
>no tts
>imageboard no image
>words award
>i can't read but i can write
>wa wa we we
>boo hoo

>>44465199
sorry, i didn't mean to story time up the thread like that. just wrapped up in office, so i still have needles energy!

told my bitch she ain't understand
i drink that shit and refill it again

"oh she totally scarmogs me i should have cut more as a teenager" is just one of the many perfectly normal and acceptable thoughts a person can have

>>44465258
tf, last time I was made to be the top in this little drama, now im straight slurppin splooge???

>>44465258
aren’t you endlessly bringing up the woman who /actually/ wanted to hawk tuah on that thang?

another really good simpsons bit:
when bart’s outside in his PJ’s and his bullies go “nice jammies bart, did your mommy buy them for you?” and bart just says “yeah. who else would?” or whatever.
i love the simpsons

>>44465176
that genuinely sucks

you shouldn't have to worry that your mom will love you

>>44465212
so self important jeez

it's all your fault btw

>>44465258
it is legal and acceptable to end a transbian relationship

>>44465376
only if they're both white

>>44465394
i'm a brown bichud transbian in a relationship with my white transbian gf

>>44465423
cheat on her

>>44465431
i'm subhuman, not degenerate

is c4t transbian or is transbian strictly t4t

technically yes but also no

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>i'm subhuman

i seem to have passed away. death is much like life, just slightly more unpleasant.

>>44459060
>qott: are you good at video games or are you a woman
I'm ass at video games despite playing slop like tf2, deadlock and cs2. doesnt help that i dont really have friends to play with either

we've concluded that i have pissed on myself, for reasons that are yet to be determined.

my favorite simpsons bit is when
homer let the barts out

liver and onions

people are really moving to threads to avoid elon like mark zuckerberg isnt evil as fuck

>>44464879
i am a dog

>>44465750
and I have peanut butter

>>44465750
i am a *** can we ever be friends

>>44465738
i never even considered moving to threads, it always seemed so completely hollow. i just moved to bluesky like every other commie tranny

>>44465803
>bluesky
liberal

i love being a liberal i vote blue no matter who

is it working

yeah vro im voooooting. how is the revolution coming btw?

>>44465828
we’re literally both on 4chan, the nazi site

>>44465986
ok liberal

sometimes you kill yourself intentionally sometimes you just goof real bad

you can make a difference today with the timple purchase of a radiomaster pocket and a license to velocidrone!

w speed

listening to funkflex debuting Otis because i'm a zillenial and i'm trashed off my ass
NEW YAWRK CITY LISTEN TU ME

>>44466049
ishowspeed

listening to chiptune like it's 2006

>>44466117
w speed

>>44466364
hello do you have a girlfriend

she does and weirdly, i fucked her

i fucked her normally

gently, i fucked her btw

>>44466335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSYtlmLbWs

nasty transbians ruining my joke setup

wtf, is everyone here a transbian, how do you know???

>>44466462
do your lame ass joke

nastbian4nastbian

i miss my chungus gf

i miss my regular transbian gf

I miss my smol bean gf

>>44465441
ignoring the cracker on my dms just because of this

can a wasian baddie slide into those dms

i appreciate the indian nigga at the liquor store because he genuinely doesn't care if i live or die
i used to work at a head shop shop for a nepali who didn't smoke or drink and i realized then these asians will long outlive me and they won't feel the slightest compunction when they kill me
it's just a racket, i scammed too, there's no hard feelings.

>>44466521
yea my disc is andy._.

>>44466502
transbians are so racist

i have been forgotten

>>44466552
that hasnt been my disc for weeks you fucking faker
whatever
you obviously dont care whether i am happy without friends or unhappy with them
i hope you one day feel a fraction of the sadness that is inside the idea of andy

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I hope one day you all feel the tiniest fading shadow of an echo of a memory of a fraction of the immeasurable hate I feel for every living thing

i have to call me auntie

>>44466643
WHO the fuck are you transmisogynist leave me alone

>>44466663
methy ignoring you?

chudmeth happened again?

schrodinger's chudmeth never happened and is always happening

i really liked her, but she didn't like me v.v

>>44466416
yeah :/ sorry nona!
>>44466435
lmao

>>44466643
andy add me back please

don’t worry moders, i know andy’s real discord username

low value transbian

that’s me!

>>44466791
the non white ones

weird how no one talks about the chuddy allegations

lost in the donald trump and jeffrey epstein memory hole

>>44466802
yeah say it louder

are they allegations or anongations?

>>44466787
what is it?

>>44466824
moonlilysundrop

>>44448900
why not? hanging is the most accessible and most convenient method for me. success rates are fairly high and i will only suffer for a few minutes at the very most.

>>44466802
nah i’m white as snow and low value

>>44466838
we literally have a frequent poster who did not die by hanging and has posted about how fucked up it left her. don’t hang yourself

>>44466828
why are you such an asshole to Andy?

DO hang yourself. life is just lifeslop

life is lifeslop. i only hate it because it’s living

>>44459060
I was but I haven't played games in a while. I do still mostly listen to game osts tho cuz every time I tried branching out, my fave game osts always beat out the other music, even when the other music would grab my ear for a while.

>>44466868
ok but that's because she failed. If she hadn't failed her face wouldn't be droopy

>i’d just do it right
words of millions of people who went on to do the thing they’re talking about incorrectly

gn moders

>>44466969
it's the middle of the afternoon.

>>44466955
quitter talk

>>44466975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCto3PCn8wo

>>44466982
saying this in defense of quitting literally everything is goofy as hell

i hate being 30

>>44466868
i can accept the risks. i don't care what might happen to me if it fails. i have nothing to live for and this is my only way out.

my gf has cheated on me in the past and seeing "i fucked her btw" brings up bad memories ¬_¬

>>44467038
oh shit, she’s the one i fucked
btw

>>44467038
i am a dog

>>44467038
sorry for fucking her

mocking me

>>44467038
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>44467038
lol

what the dog doin

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go out to buy a cider
smoke a joint
come home
smoke a bowl
forget I smoked
pack another

i hate myself and want to die
i hope you’re happy
stupid bitch

vagueposting queen!

honey you didnt interact with your engagementslop is everything ok

guess wat bitchesss, this fat fuck made itself some udon!!!

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blogpost king

<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYoapICIfeE

>>44467110
i look like this

no you dont
>>44467119
lesbian

there are like 2,3 interesting moders total

name them

Chuddy and train

starting a rapist club who else shoudl i add

>>44467222
they aren’t on that list

i cucked her btw

>>44467222
jellyfishmoder robbed

>>44467201
am I one of them

>>44467254
squeaktoad

okay.
-chuddy
-train
-jellyfishmoder
-chev
-andy
-mcdouble
-cowbot
-doxxmoder
-cismoid
-ari
-sage
-sagebot
-(You)

none of those are interesting or on my list

>>44467312
I'm free

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my brain likes to play madlibs with the worst case scenario and it's great I love it

>>44467312
well that’s more than 2-3

>>44467329
me too!

>>44467312
this is such a nu-mmg coded list

>>44467321
so then your list is agender flag, jersey moder, and methy

who is that is that my mortal enemy

I am your immortal enemy

>>44467347
do the older posters still post here?

im having the biggest brainfart, who was that 40y/o passoid that used to post here, she was chill asf

my favorite trip is Anonymous

>>44467404
dakota?

>>44467351
wrong wrong and wrong

>>44467423
oh true, i miss dakota

>interesting
>trainmoder
lol

>>44465622
wanne que casual?

>>44467446
it was clearly a false flag mention to get everyone to disagree

theres like 1 lady here that actually doesn't like trainmoder

there’s at least 2 because i don’t like trainmoder either

>>44467550
yeah me
>>44467561
thank god more people have seen the light regarding that parasite

trainmoder is a warm blanket, an assurance that i wont be the first to be lolcow'd

waow, i’m a martyr

>>44467584
it’s not about seeing the light it’s about hating myself

are we still doing movie night? i wanted to watch juno

>>44467614
i hate you so goddamn much

that’s awesome chica. what do you want me to do about it? i stopped trainposting, i stopped vocarooposting, i stopped repeating my same 3 stories

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I don't particularly like any of you, but I'm no lady

i like most of you

i heard i am a dog is a fat bitch

>>44467741
that's why i love her

what’s there to even hate about her? she is a dog

i enjoy the presence of everyone here i think.

thanks nona

i am racist

you said i was greasy :c

>>44467821
you are a brown

alrighty, i want to see those guts now
or else im posting mine

met up with my latina tn
gave her my andy aggression
no shower after
dirty dicking it across town
xbox hdmi cable is acting weird
have to jiggle it 2 get it to stop flickering

you're a piece of shit

yeah sue me fuck me

lets link up c:

let's jenk up

we can start at the boardwalk then make our way to kensington <3

i never got crabs because i clean up after i choke the chicken

my beautiful wife is sitting on top of me watching youtube videos and the audio is vibrating me

i sat on you and vibrated you btw