goon your brains out to mommy

Yesterday someone looked at me and said "what is it, pride day?"
I really need to do it.

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I will never pass ;(

>>44468807
Is this manmoder or boymoder?

>>44468840
theyfab

>>44468842
Umm I’m AMAB though

>>44468807
Otacon

You know I think I was taking HRT ironically, never though it would be clockable, now that I am starting to be clockable even in boymode I don’t know what to do because I really have 0 steps towards social transition

>>44468915
if your clockable you have to leave /mmg/

>>44468925
Not really

>>44468934
I blame the theyfabs

>>44468919
but there isn't an inhuman freak gen

>>44468723
>qott bald
otherwise i wouldnt be stuck here with you freaks

>>44468807
Do you think my parents are in denial over me being trans? They haven’t said anything and I’m not out yet lmao.

99% of the time i allow myself to cum first

>>44469038
I prefer when the top just cums quickly

>>44469038
selfish lover
he's got a death grip hold, believe it
like the others
before you know it he'll be another tranny
he's a selfish lover
he'll make you start but you won't feel it
he's a selfish lover
and i'm just tryin' to take your seed

he's the kinda guy you cream from
cream seeping from your donut
you'd better Prep it
or you're gunna get it
he will play around and cream you
cream and you and deceive you
better forget it
or you're gunna get it

no you'll never change him, so seed him, seed him
get him on your stick, seeding is breeding
it's not gay
he's just my bro, oh

he's a selfish lover
he's got a death grip hold believe it
like the others
before you know it he'll another tranny

>>44467925
bitch you don’t even know shit about my lil slim latina shordy who is 23 and literally looks like chel from road to el dorado

>>44469104
i am a dog

>>44468840
cis man on e

>>44469146
you look and smell like one too

old pedophile yells at dog

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sup fellers
you cain’t get rid of me you trifling goofy ass bitch
if it don’t got a photo of rufus in the post, it ain’t andy
have a blessed day at the job site, fellers
gonna smoke a blunt and praise Jah, for the leaves of the tree of life is for the healing of the nations

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fuck this blunt is hittin pass it to my boy ruf
he pass it back
damn near smoked half the damn thing

>>44469312
yeah bitch you wish you had an old dying street cat come seek love and shelter from you like you was a disney princess bitch
he clocked it, rufus clocked it, bitch and he’s my ride or die
i’ll slap a hoe like you for talking abt my boy rufus
i wouldn’t even have to ball up my fist
a slap is all the correction a hoe like you needs

>>44469292
upside down

Another beautiful day to get out of my bed and do something!

>>44469312
my blunts are better than yours

my weed is midder than yours

>several pages absolutely irrelevant to the story about how they're gonna harvest spice and deal with smugglers
you gotta be joking. how did dune ever get popular

just stop reading it

>>44469463
it’s actually sittin sidewayz like that paul wall
sittin sidewayz, moidz in a daze
sittin sidewayz, moidz in a daze
sittin sidewayz, moidz in a daze
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wJoU6Vbf-_o

maybe you got rid of that ol ye yee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on ya dick

how do i overcome my anxiety about commissioning my favorite artist

artists want nothing more than to make money from their art. the fact that you’re commissioning them will make them very happy, and it’s hard to imagine them getting mad at you or whatever. just commission them!

they'll think your idea is stupid and draw it bad on purpose because you sound gay

is pomni pee sfw the artist only does sfw

:/

>>44469696
what is a ye yee ass haircut?

>>44469912
i wonder if there's a way to find out

>>44470049
yes

>>44470049
-- ----- --- ----- -- ----

i’d like to guess G

>>44470182
i want to be a cute twink?

i worry that people see me as far more severely autistic than i think i an

i got a sloppy suckjob and she kept going after i came and made me beg for it to stop and i think something in my brain reset

oh yeah she did that to me too btw

what is a sloppy suckjob

everything over 18 bmi is obese

>>44470496
a trick my wife does sometimes

>>44470496
it is exactly what it sounds like a suckjob that was noticeably sloppy

i feel disgusting

>>44468807
clean your shower. that small corner alone looks disgusting

>>44470769
Meh idc. Am I really bringing home guys to use my shower lol? No, they don’t care.

It’s over, when people hear my voice they react, usually a smirk lol. It’s joever I’m getting CLOCKED.

a rich looking black man checked me out in the organic health foods aisle

You should have let the BBC pound your bussy

he was looking for the farm to plate bussy

>>44470323
go vegan you piece of shit

>>44471031
thats why i guessed a g

>>44470182
I'd like to buy a vowel.
J

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sup fellers today’s mode brought to you by andy
teaching youse how to wear a short sleeve properly
stay hydrated on the job site
stay away from them fractals y’all

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>>44468807
yea you will retard

I will never pass more than 90% of the time i'm such a passhon

>>44471559
why do you always look so shell-shocked you passoid

I just gooned and it felt great. And I’m having attraction to women again after many years :D

>>44471640
why are you here as a cishet moid? what are you getting out of this? why are men like this?

>>44471671
Uh I’m agender flag.

Surprisingly transitioning has made me more comfortable around/thinking about women.

>>44471616
hypervigilance

>>44471692
yeah it's very obvious who you are, agender fag. fuck off and die dude, you're not even trans.

>>44471740
What do you mean I’m not trans? I’m taking estrogen lol.

a little eugenics would be nice, we desperately need to get rid of the severely retarded

andy is king of the moders

I honestly don't take issue with agender flag, not sure why so much vitriol gets sent their way, I would've assumed its all the same shit slinger, but ppl ik from here dont like them either :/

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>>44471789

>>44471847
idk probably bc he's a massive attention whore but so are some other posters, the thread is already shit enough so someone taking a shit on the pile of shit isn't really doing anything

nobody knows when i post hehe

u only know wen I want you 2~

pictured: the attention whores in question

meow >__<

I love my cock ;), I want to be an exotic toy everyone’s uses for their pleasure uwu

>>44471891
>whore
mean to me

name 4 whores

>>44471891
who?

You whores wanna see my cock?

>>44471932
here's your (You) now shut the fuck up

Language Ladies.
im at work

>>44468723
>qott
mines like 2c-3a but it's just like always kinda frizzy

>>44471960
>browses 4chan at work
LMAO

i need something to keep me heated in this cold ass office .-.
t. loser

>>44471944
yeah not so tough now

https://litter.catbox.moe/s08gql4cpxrjge7y.tar

ya'll are silent huh?

what is it?

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>>44472093

>>44472137
was it because I misspelled y'all

im not unarchiving a tar ball from catbox if you wanna be messy you need to screenshot it all for me

>>44472170
I should have just used "you all"

yinz > yall

>>44472245
>PA

>>44472297
fuck penn state

youse

>>44472022
Virus

>>44472379
different type of virus :)

youtes

*dies*

youalls

>>44468919
nah that's gay, true ascended manmode is being clocked as visibly trans but still getting effortlessly he/him'd

I mean I am non binary uwu

>>44469696
niiiiig~gaaaaaa~

>>44471671
say what you will about agender flag, i know i do, but they’re not cishet, they’ve spent way too much time talking about about loving men and cocks for that to be true. that’s why they think anyone cares that they’re trying to love women now

>>44472776
i like men and i'm on hrt and i'm still cishet

andy here
it’s yall (with or without apostrophe), youll, or youse

andy you're too good for mmg

>>44472776
ok, so he's "bi"

You ain’t bi till you do the deed

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I have to use slopify in the browser or I can't listen to a whole discography in order and that makes me ANGERY but then I remember it's just a chromium instance like every other desktop app anyway so it's not like it's actually using less resources or anything as a standalone app it's just nice to have it independent of my browser's sometimes-volatile state

sometimes I wish I'd gone full doomsday prepper and bought up like hundreds of TBs of storage and made a big home NAS setup before storage got expensive again because I'm hooked on this digital-existence-as-a-service bullshit despite its problems and when it goes away I'm gonna have to re-learn how to manage my own library

>>44472843
i am in a fallen state, as are all moders

>>44472881
download foobar and soulseek!

>>44472874
see that's why i'm bi, i done did the deed with men and women

>>44472917
Yeah I haven’t. Actually I never approached or asked a woman out lmao.

>>44472909
get up
get angry (andgry)

>>44472914
i've been telling her this

>>44472914
I'm a winamp man (as it does, after all these years, still whip the llama's ass) but maybe I will give soulseek a shot and see about touching my old collections idk, there's just so much out there I'd want access to and ideally on the go as well

maybe someday when I get around to setting up jellyfin or revisiting plex or whatever, too

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I'm bi because I like pussy and feminine cock and I let a cisgay stick it in my butt one time

Well I have been with 50+ guys, only bottomed, and 0 women. I can say I’m bi right?

no that literally just makes you a gay man

But I think I have attraction to women?

sucks bro you gotta prove it

Last weekend was pure mental illness, sleeping 20 hours a day from which 5 were in bathtub, schizoposting and constant sui ideation. But today was a good day. I took my sister to Krakow, got my first earrings, met withold friend, ate ramen for the first time, went to starbucks with my sis. Overall pretty good. Maybe not for my wallet but surely for my wellbeing. Also broke my no sugar rule but it was worth it, dam i love ice cream.

>>44473028
idk, i’m not calling virgins asexual

>>44473028
Genital arousal response test

Okay so I am bisexual and non-binary.

missed out on free parking because the people in front of me on the escalator stood and took up the whole width so i was in the parking lot for 16 minutes instead of 15 Ò_ó

>>44473205
you angry?

a bit. cost me 6 bucks and i didn’t even get to window shop because i was rushing

window slopping

the very few times ive "malefailed" ive cringed each time. im starting to think that maybe it was just a fetish this whole time
or maybe I felt the gendering to be disingenuous ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

if i coulda met you at school
or met you at work
it would've been changed everything those years

what would you have done?

bitch ion care about your ugly ass chin
i'll fucking upercut your chin
i'll fuck around and break your chin
fuck with me i'll do it again

my chin would break someone's knuckles if they were to attempt an uppercut
esp anyone of you dainty fakemoders

i think i’ve been told my chin sucks and is too moided

>>44473545
and still not uglier than chudette

took a moder skatboarding and this bitch got her first roadrash, I feel just like a mather ^_^

should i watch one piece or solo leveling next

>>44473678
did you two frot

solo leveling easy
im just getting to wano and this shit still hasn't gotten good

>>44473691
neither read a book

soft hands

>>44473699
frotting is for gay men that celebrate dicks, penits, and scholngs. any of which i dont have yet v.v

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can someone make the next thread with picrel >_<

>>44473725
what.

>>44473740
mhmmm
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|
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>>44473725
...yet?

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>>44473725

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>>44473725

>>44473700
if you didn’t like one piece by like, arlong park or maybe alabasta, just drop it. i’ve never met an actual one piece fan who insists it takes 500 chapters or whatever to get good

>>44473795
it never does. it's all sunk cost fallacy

i personally liked it by liked the usopp joining arc lol

you're lying

why would i lie about this?

how do we answer the moid question

>>44473868
with killing

>>44473678
i was really drunk

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>>44473725
>yet

why would you ever want to have a chopped up liver between your legs

>>44473909
mine is just a penis, you might want to get that checked out

finally got the boyshorts, they do in fact fit

>>44473959
penis = weapon

>>44473903
>>44473791
>>44473778
>>44473772
sorry I lied, but its kinda pathetic so it might as well not even be there.

>>44473795
i think for me, deadass the only good arcs were water 7, ennies lobby, and marineford
im still going to catch up, sunken cost an all

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CHEVALIER DHON AKA HEIL HEIDI SWATTED
S
W
A
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T
E
D

>>44474083
those are the best arcs imo, but i’ve enjoyed most of it honestly. in retrospect (and i’m sure i would’ve felt this earlier if i caught up before egghead) i do understand the problems people have with like, wano and dressrosa’s pacing, but while i read them i was having a good time

>>44474097
>more new namefags i’m supposed to care about

>>44474098
oh my entire problem was pacing. Dressrosa could've actually been some literary peak with its amazing antagonists and awesome backdrop of a setting. But it took luffy like 2 seasons of a traditional anime to actually fight donut man

>>44474115
she was posting revenge porn in here the last few days i think.

>>44474061
boring

>>44474119
oh wait, you watch it? jesus christ, i’m sorry nona. i read one piece because i am not watching an anime that got adapted at like, a chapter an episode for such a long time, it seems horrific to watch. at least with the manga i breeze through a chapter in 3-5 minutes

stop flirting

>>44474146
>>44474146
>you watch it?
Unforch >.>
I hear from the buddy I watch it with that it's night and day between the manga and show. And apparently everybody got excited when they announced the season model assuming they were going to get better with pacing only to start back up on the same shit

dune is so boring T_T

darude - sandstorm

>>44474263
thanks, keep us updated every chapter please

i need a dune update did it get good yet

>>44474215
i’m not flirting

excuse me, is dune boring? i'm confused

stop farting

i think suckjobs are awesome

start flirting

>>44474374
>>44474401
still boring. should I read something else.

my wife suckjobbed me once

I have a job, greg; could you suck me?

>>44474439
can you come back in a few minutes and let me know if dune is boring?

howdy fellers
what can i do to look sexier?

>>44474464
ok sure will do. love you <3

>>44474439
yes. stop reading shit you hate for no reason dummy

i gooned my sissy clitty again

do moders engage in anal play?

i gooned her clitty btw

you faggots literally dildo your assholes?

@ cowbot
277DCV-300

no, i used to be a switch a long time ago but i only top now

i want to be held but I'm male

i don't understand the concept of 'moderate voter'

>>44474883
neither do they

>>44468723
I've got a wolf cut. I like bangs.

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>>44474883

>>44474816
are you sure you're male?

>>44474883
moderate voters are subhuman retards lower than chuds

no better feeling than feeling the compression tank come off in front of the window-unit ac from biggy small lots

Big Lots

my bad, it was buddy small lots, the place closed down like a decade ago lmfao

Oh wow. sorry for the misunderstanding

I know this youngshit that srs when she was 19 and like bitch is the most neurotic person ive seen. she dates a cissoid and other day was saying how every moment with her is just turbo dysphoria fuel, she hates other trannies too it's hilarious

i fucked her cissoid gf btw

I hate being a troon.
I am a disappointment to everyone. Although my family was kind of abusive sometimes and I don't think they would accept me if they knew (I'm HRT repping), but I think that's okay and I don't even hate them for it.
My parents are getting old and I love them. I don't want them to die, but I know that will happen inevitably. I hate the idea of them finding out I'm a troon and ruining all of their hopes from having grandchildren from my side. Obviously that won't happen since I don't want to be a genetic FATHER to anyone. I wish I could've been normal and met everyone's very simple expectations.
I'm always irritated by dysphoria, so whenever I talk to them I look moody, sad, depressed and I don't think they deserve being talked to like that. I really really hate being male all the time and this is why I'm always depressed and upset.
I feel like life is just sad. It's short, when you get old nobody cares about you. Your children forget about you and detest you, your grandchildren don't care at all. You die alone miserable and there is no point to any of this.
When I moved out I cried since I knew that things will never be the same and my parents are getting old. I don't want some bittersweet bullshit philosophizing about this. I would like to live close to family, but that would pretty much completely ruin any chances of me actually transitioning which I really want to.
I have no friends or anyone that I care about or who cares about me other than my parents. I hate how I'm this weird freak son they ended up getting at no fault of their own who can't do anything and is a disappointment.

>>44475173
Life is so short and sad. Being a troon adds misery to my own life and to the lives of other people around me. I can't even imagine coming out to anyone and being a burden, they would feel like they would have to call me by some fake retarded troon name like Alice and not as the name of the son they've known for two decades. Maybe if I were a youngshit this wouldn't have been a problem. It's not as big of a problem as changing your name when you're 13 than when you're 19 or 25 or something.

eh i said fuck it, i was independent from them that even though it would hurt immensely i wouldn't be out on my ass.

>>44475173
yap yap yap

god forbid a bitch be sad and try and find comfort in those most able to understand. too much word hurt anon head.

4c, omega fucked :3

gm moders

>>44475242
saying good morning at 5pm?

blogpost general

>>44475173
damn, same exact things run through my mind every day :/

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>>44475173
life's a bitch

not reading allat sorry/congrats

>>44475173
>at no fault of their own
who...made you?

>>44475198
I don't want to hurt them, I don't want to hurt people at all. I guess it's inevitable, but I can't help but hate the idea of asking someone to call me a woman or by some stupid name.
>>44475301
They didn't want to have a tranny son, they didn't make me into a tranny I mean

>>44475251
lol why do you always say that

>>44475332
do you have a big fat ass

are you a great big fat person

>>44475332
i don't say it but do you have a big great fat ass

>>44475355
>>44475391
idk i can't see it, but my gf says its big? pio has definitely helped

the new slay the spire is lowk dogshit to play solo

clocky game to be playing in general

im playing fh6 o_o
should totes drift with me

big walk was sooo fun, playing with her is just goated

unlovable malebrained chud awards, free unlovable chud awards, come getcha malebrained badges here

I've gotta pal 'em all

>>44475693
hand it over pls >.>

What's the deal with all these blurry pictures?

>>44475231
huh

doesnt shower after working out award

i kind of look like uzis dysgenic relative we have similar body’s too

body's what?

what is a too?

whats the best sushi meat
eel
snow crab

rapist

white girl

im wasian

my husband likes yellow tail

>>44476141
eel is hard to beat but red tuner gives it a run for it's money

gf wont stop watching the speed stream

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>>44468807
Totally mogs me. I look like a Sami reindeer herder.

>>44476301
you're responding to a pedophile btw

>>44476313
Wtf really?

>>44476297
damm that's disrespectful as shit

>>44476314
yes, check archive

>>44476319
w speed

is it ok if i continually spill beer on my shirt and pee in my pants?

>>44476301
mogging me btw

>>44476377
lmao

>>44476313
>>44476332
Wrong lol wtf?

unexpected claire saffitz in my vid wow

>>44476436
what vid I like her, although I get second hand anxiety or something when I watch her videos and it seems like people are on edge a bit and not enjoying the process

ijwtsahnbotp

>>44476467
mmmbop lyric

>>44476467
"i just wanna take some acid, huff N2O, bite orphans to pieces"? fucked up.

>>44476499
kek

these anime boys sure are gay

>>44476555
they're just like you

>>44476555
i fucked them btw

nail me to a FUCKING cross dog push my shit back peel my fuckin cap

>>44476661
they’re teens :/

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home alone on a tuesday night? pathetic

cowbot

monkey paw curled ig

pomni jax kissing in the waterfall, but ragatha gangle chasing

i'm jaxkin and pomni is my selfship tyvm

more like the cat sacrificed one of her nine lives for me.

what does pomni pee taste like /b/ros

>>44476773
matcha

tasty wheat (matrix reference)

cannot believe there is another moder in my city

>>44476773
hopes and dreams

>>44476798
I believe it

>>44476798
me too

>>44476754
wdym

>>44468723
Why is everything so retarded about me?

that word is ableist

yeah retard it's ableist you heard her

watching shows w her and then gonna watch anime :D

i watched anime with her btw

i need manremoval so bad..

>>44477251
hmu

>>44477324
dc?

>>44477891
post it

>>44477966
moonlilysundrop

>>44476301
Hair mogs me

>>44478018
i'm messaging you right now are you excited

>>44478041
yes im squeeing in excitement waiting for you to add me back bouncing off the walls omg

>>44478140
ok get ready for manremoval

doctor thought i was my gf

>>44477251
i manremoved her btw

ok, chicas, anyone got plans for today?

>>44478582
yeah i'm gonna kill myself in two or three hours

>>44478592
why?

>install dating app
>filter by nb
>a sea of repulsive pooners and no hrt theymabs who keep their beards
lum face honestly

>>44478617
you don’t even have to filter by nb
the transwoman category is literally the same
no hrt bearded hairy transfemmes
i don’t even date trans anymore

>>44478627
list of the people who asked for your input:

hey fellers andy here
i have a lot of difficulty solving sudoku on very easy

>>44478653
canon andy is bad at math but not that bad, have some grace
she can do arithmetic, but she struggles around algebra 2

>she

>>44478679
more she than you :)

>>44478702
hows that work, chico?

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fellers, fellers, relax
no need to fight over me
more than enough andy to go around
and i use all pronouns, he/she/they irl
i don’t compel or make anyone call me anything
i accept whatever pronoun people use as a sign i’m on the right track

>>44478742
i don’t have to go in until 9 so i’m chilling with ruf for a couple hours, getting a bit of chores done, nothing much, chica

i dont do too much talkin with the bitch just pull my meat out

>>44478595
nothin else to do around here
i live in appalachia dog we're all unemployed and on drugs and gay on the dl

internal jeep rage at women's sexuality indistinguishable from incel rage but unlike their evil motivations (misogyny) it's virtuous when i do it (envy)

>>44479027
sweet

i miss my gf