dog days editionqott: what does the summer wind on your face always remind you of?prev: >>44468723
>>44480437my mode kills the previous thread x.x
>>44480437dogass outfit as always queen
>>44480666ok satan
>>44480651>qott:how much of a sweaty beast with ham adjacent features i am
>>44480651>qottit's hotter'n shit in here i caint afford my fuckin air comditionin
Fuck repressing, I rather be a woman with a strange face than to be a repper. Hopefully ill find a bf to help me pitch for ffs in Thailand.
>>44480666that’s a good thing, right?what do you like the most?what would you change?keep in mind it’s supposed to be a masc workwear fit
>>44480764>what would you changeeverything
Growing my hair out made the thinning hair on top more noticable . I should put minoxidle there too instead of just the front.
>>44480767why? they are ugly manly clothes i don’t care about getting dirty or rippingthe hat protects my face and eyes from the suni don’t ride for looks, sweetheart, sorry
>>44480791my pov when u suckin my dihhhh
haha bald spot
>>44480801first day on the jobsite princess?
fucked up my eyebrows again award
>>44480873i been scrapping and recycling since literally way back in the late 90s
making out with manmoder faggy style.
>>44480936need
>>44480932i been pulling 20 hour shifts since you were in your daddy’s balls
test
>>44480988that would mean you’d have to be at least 50 years oldewww act your age hon
i don't give two shits about soccer, faggot. my daddy raised me on hockey.
>>44480995you too chopped to be acting this catty
>>44481002it's called footy you amerikkkan
>>44481006lmao what do you look like baby?i’m just having fun
>>44480666my outfits would make you hurl
>>44481031you sound like a rapist
>>44481006so is andy the newest target for one person to just constantly talk about hating?
>>44481023hockey is an international sport by nature so i'm actually a Maoist or some shit idk
nona has a crush on andy it’s obvious
haus of decline mogs me so hard :(
>>44481095if she denies it we'll know it's true, but if she says nothing it's definitely true.
>>44481100she is a textbook effortmaxxer
if she confirms it then she’s confirming it, it’s true
i am a misogynistic incel because iwnbaw
>>44480437yeehaw
>>44480763based
God created ultrafem hefabs to mock us.
i’m just a manchild with tits desu
>>44481198giddy up pardner
your mother crying on the news she can't stand the painimma do your brother too make her live it through again
andy is a moder 10 if you know what i mean
thank you darlingsstubbed my shit on a forklift or a box idk wasnt lookingandybooboo big timeim sleepy off that weedwho's gonna keep mommys bed warm at homeplease make sure that you love me i cant get hurt again
>>44481354cunt
i’ll hold my own handbecause you won’t touch me
>>44481354sup baby no need to pretendmommy’s here for youyou’ll be keeping my bed warm at night if you keep fucking around like that ;)i have attached a photo of the geese i saw when out at lunch with my main boothang
got lemonade from a kids’ stand on my way home from work again but i didnt get burned this time. $2 instead of $5. probably because these kids were like 13 instead of like 7
i am a dog
I am a god
im an unlovable tranny
you and me both, sister
I am the dog...bounty hunter
i love taking the time to treat myself to a little afternoon novelty. do you ever treat yourself for making it to mid-day?
her last words were "i want my daddy" like lol?
>>44481690that looks deelish
>>44481690i got blue at sonic instead of mcdonalds >.<
>>44480651>qott:it makes me miss hanging out with my friends from highschool and wearing shorts.
my last words will be rApEdEsUAiDsNiGgErFaGgOt
>>44481721felt that
you will never be funny
>>44481721why don’t you wear shorts? they’re comfy and easy to wear
>>44481690i treat myself to half a sandwich and nothing else for lunch after 5.5-6 hours for work
>>44481721i was the same way for the first year on E, then i discovered that there was no reason to wear baggy/long anything on my legs in the summer because my calves are never going to grow tits
I'm trying to rizz up two preHRT trannies at once. Wish me luck.
>>44481830pedophile
>>44481830why
>>44481721wait you guy weren't getting beat up for being faggy?
>>44481802hairy moid legs and I'm too tired to shave all the time so I just wear long pants and pretend they're not there>>44481822ik I'm just being insecure
hey fellers andy here ive become much better at sudokumy best time so far is 3 minutes with 2 errors on very hard difficulty
>>44481835They're both adults >>44481837To have gay sex with them.Also I'm aiming for redneck look nowadays. I hope it's what trannies crave these days.
>>44481858ok pedo
>>44481874Do you call anyone who fucks from time to time a pedo?
i also think you're a pedophile
>>44481886
>>44481848wouldn’t showing off that your legs are hairy only serve to make your mode more unclockable? i shave mine though
hard time breathing moder
I rape kids on a big island with epstein
we know chuddy
>>44481698it was :p>>44481712a cold cup of blue always hits the spot 0.0>>44481817is that like for the whole day, or just your afternoon novelty?
>>44480651>qott:Just a nice cool feeling
>>44481569we could be unlovable together
>>44482023just got a gf lol
>>44482040genuinely kill yourself
Ba-boom yo, you live with your moms, just get a grip
insincerely kill yourself
>>44481858midface mogs me
>>44481976lately it’s been my first meal of the day because i want to lose weight, but i do eat dinner and usually have some sort of dessert after work
Nigga, please – she knew I was lying before I even spoke itUh, empty promises, left them all brokenShe said ''Jamel, I can tell your perspective out of focusYou too obsessed with the liquor, bitches, and weed smoking''
khhv award
>>44482059hey girl, is that mean gf-haver bothering you?
>>44482023no thanks, i’ll just be lonely all by myself lonesome. if i entered a relationship, i’d want it to be out of mutual love rather than mutual loneliness, y’know?
>>44482088side profile is even worsefell free to PayPal me 10k $ for double jaw surgery.
Never finished college like my brother or my sisterI was in the crib, laying on a kush cloudGetting zoned out, eyes redMomma and my daddy said my mind deadThey said I never had a clue, said the bills past due
Early in the morning, getting high with crusty eyes
>>44482129covid twinkhon phenotype
>>44482129brush yo teeth brush yo teeth brush yo goddamn teeth
i think i jerked off to someone with your exact face snort coke and kiss a girl
>>44482129you're cute tho, gl with those pre-hrt girls
>>44482250you think?
>>44482271yeah it's been a while since i saw that vid
u-uhh uhm uh, yes, h-hello my pronouns are he/him and I would like a vagina installed please
i'm gay with my mom
my girlfriend calls me her mom (gay)
>>44482329i just meant we were close n shit
who's the new namefag?
sup fellers i got snacks on the way homebig tiddy latina girl at the hispanic store keeps smiling at mei want to ask her for her name but i need to wait for the right momenti think she drives a truck and looks like she’s early 20s
>There is probably no more terrible instant of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a manwhat did frank herbert mean by this
>>44482445that's exactly how i felt when i molested my dad
>>44482384just an oldfag back from the dead
no more namefags, no more tripfags, no more avatarfagsyou are all just fagfags.ok!
ohhh, banana...
im jus nona!an anonmoder of sorts
gn moders
i walk in this bitch like anon
>>44482590too early for gn.
>>44482542what if someone became a dk avatarfag in response?
we need more bitmoders
>>44481940it makes me feel gross when I can see it tho. I don't actually like manmoding it's just something I have to do.>>44481845I hung out with other weirdos so we kinda just stayed away from everyone else. most of them grew out if it and into normal people so they dropped me.
grown ass man just asked for my snapchat?
hey fellers andy hereim about to shoot myself
>>44482648thats all these moders are, theres a cook, a wife, a "me too" a dog, an atl girl, sometimes a jellyswimmer, a pooner, a passoid, a chaser, an hrt moid, a rapper, and a racist. what are we missing?
i walked in this bitch chopped n screwed
I wish I were an alt girl
>>44482700>a racistwho
>>44482683be quick about it, pretender
>>44482732my name is andrea you chud
andrea jorkin' it
mandrea tworkin
>>44482741miss dworkin? oh my god huge fan sign my copy of letters from a war zone.
yall im busy here making money moves after my shifti’ll reply to all the bs laterandy out
is it true andy is 42
i love sitting in my wife's lap even though i am the big one
fucking a, i am going to be 32 in like 2 months, anybody want to come and strangle me before this travesty transpires?
i miss her :/
i missed her btw
>>44482724everyone
I miss her a lotbtw
>>44482664just shave ‘em like me then :3
>>44482700which one am i :3
>>44482916no, i am late 30s still
>>44482998im not racist :(
>>44482998only against whites so it doesn't count
>>44482998just me actually
thanks for reminding me, im going to be 32, and im still yt v.v why isn't their an hrt for my cavedweller genes
*dies*
*pees*
anyone can pee on theyselfit takes strength to die
pomni dies
>>44483325Idk, if I recall correctly, jfk's head just kind of did that. Never heard of any presidents piddling themselves though
start doing this
cwc highk mogs me
>>44483384>Never heard of any presidents piddling themselves thoughliterally every president does that
>>44483418yeah, well i havn't seent it yet
>>44483460just because you didn't notice it doesn't mean you didn't see it. trump, brandon, obomber, dubya, they all pissed on theyself on tv
aight but like, is this some conjecture, or is there pictures and videos out there of the last 3 before trumpmen cracking a piss in they pants?
gm moders
why did hrt give me freckles
sup fellers finna roll a bleezy after my main squeeze leaves bc she don’t like that smell when i be smoking reefer
>>44483560how was the nap?
>>44483553i have countless, dozens of pictures of barrack obama with pee in his pants
was barack the hottest president
i peed on him btw
Ulysses S James could fucking get it
6 7
>>44483594lmao i just went to bed way too late
AUGUST 18TH. POMNI IS BACK IN THE FORTNITE SHOP. LOCKIN.
PUT YOUR COCKS IN YOUR HANDS GAMERS
i never got pomni stuff. so he's just a repper? why did gooseworks think normal people care about that?
workin my goose to pomni 2nite if u know what i mean
>>44484000lmao
fellers you will be so proud of memy lil latina shordy came thru and mostly napped in my bed while i did stuff on my computeri didn’t even pull my meat out to get a blowie from heri am locked tf in, yallfuck all that moping and wallerinandy is grinding and hustling
I don't play fortnite I'd rather play warframe or ut or quake
>>44484030cunt impostor
>>44484038fortnite's good, and that's coming from someone your age
playing fartnite in 2026
its 2023
I'm going to be playing fartnite into my late farties
>>44484181so cvnty
I'm litlerlaly cwc
that drag queen also did cvnty jax
the mogged
i play warframe for the cunty robots and fortnite for the guitar hero
god I hate drag
own weed, own crib, own whip, big dick, plenty hoes, tote gunswho am i?
>>44484273me
>>44484276wrong
>>44484273i forgot to add own turtleyeah youll hoes don’t even have your own turtle
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
i want to go to there
>>44484305tell the chinese moder wassup
>>44484333there are literally millions of moders in China and at least as many in India
i am a busty slut
my abs and back are absurdly strong
may i see it
>>44484489how wide is that back?
>>44484514wider than a bitch
>>44484030dyk speaking shit about another moders bitch is the same as cucking moder on moder firei aint seen that bitch since yesterdayyou lack senseyou vile human being ruining my high every daysure, i could look away
howdy fellers i have decided to base my entire life philosophy on being like conan the barbarianphilosophy nerds eat your heart out
i done based my life on Simone Weil because i like being nice to people and also starving to death
>>44484564the andy impostor bit is so annoying can you stop already
>>44484558whose bitch am i speaking on? my lil latina is a cis female evangelical christian woman 12 years younger than myselfshe does not use 4chanand you are not andy, baby you could never>>44484586i am the real onefinna roost rufus in a sec to prove itand yes, i love conan the barbarian i wish more moders would emulate him
>>44484596you're ruining andy's life, pretending that she's a pedophile isnt funny
it's kinda funny tbf
>>44484620she doesn't exist but if she did she would be
where in the hell am i?
>>44484672this is not my beautiful moder
>>44484620it’s okay, mommy can defend herself, little one
what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
i miss her constant music recommends so much v.v
>>44484708same
what? yall miss bitches?when i’m done w one i’m just on to the next one
>>44484708who?
>>44484739joe
>>44484741what happened to her?
>>44484739this cool ass bitch i wasn't quick enough to keep up with ;_;
dyke speaking shit
i hope well kick it one day, i know well get up to sm criminal sht
it's nuts the US committed genocide in WW2 and we're all cool with that
>>44484831why are you cool with that?
>>44484864idk man i'm chillin
no rufus tonight fellerstried looking for him in the tall grass but it’s dark and i kept getting tangled in joro spider webs
deranged, primitive, racist, and inhuman.
reading christians writing about gender roles is annoying af. especially when they're dissing my boy origen, the og eunuchmoder
my gay ass aunt married a woman who's just like my dadmy mom and my mom's sister married the same ass dude except one of them is a woman
>>44485027who?
>>44485203der burger but also chuddette if we need to single out one person
waow
>>44485203the girl reading this
i have nobody left, everyone's dead.
>>44485364you have us, anon
i got sad about my hair and my wife banned me from drinking
>>44485457oh boy oh gee at least i got you guysfuck you i hope you die
>>44483572i had freckles before but i feel like hrt reactivated them
>>44485500you still have me when ever your ready >.>
spider-man was pretty good. shame about all the copaganda though
>>44485517wear sunscreen idiota
about to have lunch!>>44485545i liked it, but why did spiderman let the mind rapist live? i gave it 3 stars
sorry for talking about rape, i know it can be triggering
i’m more mad about the movie treating him almost killing a police officer as the worst thing on earth, sparing max from stranger things was good, fuck the government kidnapping and killing people
can you stop talking about capeslop please
but spider-man doesn’t even wear a cape
>>44485562freckles are cute though
don't come to my house changin yo pad
my bitch dont want me to cooki think its cause she wants me fat and roundso i never wanderbut an andy is loyalone mate for lifeso i get down on one knee and ask you be wife
need me a fat and round woman
>>44486335what the fuck? weirdo
my biggest dream would have been to be a stay at home wife and to worship and service wife gock with all my holesit’s too bad i look like a man
Did you try social transition?
>>44487172it's not too late to chase your dreams
I feel like both genders
>>44485562okay, i just put some on, hope you’re happy
moders fell off
in what sense?
i'm just a dogboy dreamboy ghostboy
sup fellersfinna smoke and wash my bodabs are starting to come inugh that big tiddy girl from the store though..she got a bootie too
so lame
i think thats just actually andy
i'm a gay guy
mmg sucks so hard now
mmg has always been a nuclear arms race to see who can craft the worst post
good morning to all my fellersshoutout to my boy rufushe made it thru the night, he’s alrighthugz to all my baby mamas out there
im such a fat unfuckable rizzless chud so why do i have a gf
it used to be you just voted for the sexiest guybut now there aren't any sexy guys to vote forwhat happing?
tell all my bitch ass haters i don’t mode for looks
>>44488063>>44488063>>44488063
>>44488097fuck that
>>44488097i fuck men (gayly)
>>44488097saying you're a lesbian before srs is sneedhon behavior
alright you modersi never liked you moders
duckduckgo search is lowk dogshite
yeah it sucks ass but the alternative is google
so hungry after mega suckjob :/
to my twisted depressed mind, any job is a mega suckjob because they all suck mega
they're killing me tomorrow
>>44488509how come you are facing execution, anon?
>>44488509can I take your spot
what is a dogmoder?
>>44488509why wait?
>>44485237I may be deranged and inhuman, but I'm not racist, and primitive?
>>44488097I'm a male lesbian and this is my containment thread
>>44489119you're bald and ugly as fuck also
sup fellersworking up a roaring hunger wrasslin gators and snappin turlasremember, if you ain’t sweating like this it’s not really a manmode, is it?a mode is not simply a way of dressing or presenting, it represents a new way of being, thinking, feeling and believing
>>44489119sorry i just talk mad shit
>>44489237*sniiiiiifffff*
>>44489237sex
i cried in the cold till my tears was froze
>>44481858>>44489237I would let either of you have sex with me and I would enjoy it toot. youngshit
>>44489237giddyup
>>44489288translation you look like men
according to Buddhism you reincarnate within 7 months of death, which means i could be Tammy Wynette or Frank Sinatra or Linda McCartney or Carl Wilson
>>44489349no im gamped up is all
the ultimate moid who wastes all the other moids and eats their bones
>>44489355wait, reincarnate into this world or into one of the afterlives? or after passing through afterlives is the next time a soul re-enters this world within 7 months?
>>44489161
frank herbert if he wasnt a coward: "it's actually paula muad'dib artreides"
>>44489372if you're a pureland Buddhist it don't matter cause you just die and wake up in the Pure Landbut otherwise you die and your soul passes through four stages and you're ultimately tempted back to lifethis may or may not happen after spending billions of years in hell
I love Diet Coke ngl
>>44489237>carabiner on the rightandy...
Would you hon mode for the right man?
i hon it up for a woman
straight up dying n shit
>>44489438yeah but does your soul pop back out instantly/days later/months later, or is time in other parts of the wheel 1:1 with time here?
>>44489473you disappointed?
>>44489569>or is time in other parts of the wheel 1:1 with time here?no, hell is explicitly divorced from normal time, so you experience unbelievable amounts of time in just a few months
that's the dmt in ur brain
>>44489265i’m actually not that stinkythe wonders of deodorant technology>>44489270yes>>44489288lmao>>44489308i know you want to come take a ride with me>>44489473it’s actually a mirrori keep a biner hanging on the right sideincidentally i am a top>>44489586she shouldn’t be
>>44489620dope, looking forward to my hell kalpa as punishment for being male
>>44489828i meant on the left side
>>44489237andy mogs me every time she posts a fit check
my dude keeps calling me to edit his book but he doesn't want honest criticism on the damn book and he insists on giving me a physical manuscript when i'm perfectly capable of opening an email
>>44489237whats olive doing on mmg
>>44489999diggits
drinkin got my stomach hurt
>>44490015who is olive?
>>44490138racist bitch from lesgen
>>44490162oh yeah definitely not her
i’m just a lowlife scumbag man
>>44490138plushie burner
I hope the mmg fit check takes off! we need something from this thread to provide positive deliverables to trans women trying to navigate life as a self aware hon that's main goal is to draw as little attention to ones selves as possible
at this point i might even settle for like, straight men or lesbians being like “i’m strangely attracted to this man”
>>44490186lol
to my impostor, tell your mother i will be picking her up around 8:30
>>44490192try mm4mm
>that's main goalwhy is there no "whose" for objects?
>>44490192do not try mm4mm.
try mm4mm
>>44490138the other reindeer
>>44490186if you try posting a fit check you will be made fun of and given 0 advice
>>44490225"whose" is typically used in that situation, or you could say "the main goal of which is to..." etc.
>>44490321well that's what I mean, like if we have "which" vs "who" or "whom" why can't we have a... idfk, an equivalent to "whose" like "whishe" or some shit, the same way "amn't" should be validI hate everything
Gosh darn, I just thought it a tad humorous to use "that" as the relative pronoun in relation to a moder. I didn't mean to start a whole dissection of the proper use of particular diction.im sorry if my choice in words made anybody here feel diminished, i should practice greater prudence when making statements in reference to the group as a whole. >>44490310ik .-. maybe one day tho
>>44490362a humble meal of a single mcdouble
>>44490378but it's not your choice in words (well it is but because there was no compatible match you reached for/made up the same fallback that people often do by forcing it like "that's" as a possessive), I'm just bitching about the english language's inconsistencies and gaps
>who is olive
passing away for avoidable reasons i can speak badly in three lankuiches
It’s impossible to escape the Matrix of Hate;All Roads lead to Hell:You’ve passed the Event Horizon;The Singularity is in Every Direction,Crushed in Shit, your Bones and Blood.
>>44490264i will bury you
i will confront you and crush youyour world will shrink into nothingnessas i cast your soul into the bottomless pit of emptinesscursed for eternity to reside in the black abyss of death
geez
Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds itself cast into the lake of fire, I will not lament my torments. I will use what breath remains to me to laugh at you, and as the ages roll and universe dies back to a pinpoint, I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
why does "AI" get everything wrong?
its a shame they didnt put that one in the poker game
deadass i'm dying for a HORRIFYING reason
>>44491037exonerate
I think im autistic
nona... we already knew
crucified colored winking anime basedjak i'm a master artist
>>44491045i have cancer in my fuckin esophagus i can't eat and even drinking water is difficulti'm gonna starve in a room full of food
>>44491498that sounds awful, how does something like that even happen?
>>44491508i drank and smoked for a long time
i’m gay and ugly
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