>>44603608
haha. yeah, sometimes! :D

Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.

squeak your toad for mommy

>>44603714
You gave up your trans identity for pussy.

If you think pussy is so amazing, you should have gotten SRS

fellers...

i dont know if transness if something you can just "give up"
its like you either think about being a foid, or you dont.

cowkini with a womb tattoo is the play when slutting myself out is the vibe

>stayed up late enough for hamburgermoder to post...
gn moders

that's not a hamburger

>>44604700
can you (You) me next time you want to talk to me? if i had actually gone right to bed i wouldn't have seen this

thats okay lisha, the post isnt going anywhere.

>>44604644
please i bveg of u

is it autistic if i like cheeseburgers with ketchup only? i just think the lettuce is contaminated.

my dick is tiny af :/

moder meetup at the diamond casino 5nite

meow >__<

gm moders

im a dogmer

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gm moderheads im fucking gay

gm modërhead i'm fucking gay as well

i take hrt and wanted to be a woman since I was 6.
i go by he/him and dress like such, does that make me fake trans?

>>44606247
depends, do you like burgers with ketchup only?

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woaw are we talking about knots? :333

do you moders ever wear makeup, is that a skill any of you have put effort into? I've been terrified of it ever since my hs gf did my makeup and i looked so fucking crazy insane ridiculous that it caused me to try and repress for the first time in my life

you should practice makeup if you ever want to graduate to honmoding. hon it up at your house in the evenings, perhaps

>>44606320
when I was alone before starting HRT, i had bought a bunch of makeup products to try and learn.
i suck at it, but I was able to learn how to apply foundation, concealer, and color correction. For the eyes I could only manage eye shadow, im too retarded for eye liner. for lips i got pencils and learned how to get a good outline to then fill in with lipstick..
this all being said... I have barely touched this stuff since starting hrt 2 years ago, funny how that is..
you should try starting with foundation and color correction. its seemingly a great base to work off of, and just that alone goes a long way(not that I ever go out in it)
you can do what I did and work up the balls to tell a sephora associate that you need to hide dark circles for a wedding photo shoot and get color matched.

>>44606265
no, i like all the fixings; tomatoes, lettuce, onion, ketchup, and mustard.
does this make things worse?

>>44606364
Oh im a passoid i just like it here and would call my style manmoding

>>44606467
no you're trans if you take hrt and have dysphoria. i'm just fucking with you

>>44606600
why don't you wear makeup? it's easy to do!

>>44606670
I still cant shake the idea that wearing makeup draws attention to my masculine features and makes me pass worse..i feel honnish when i wear it. I have spent some time learning how to use it, and even developed a natural face to put on. It's just the anxiety that it makes me pass worse somehow that keeps me from wearing it.

I'm fat

good

kiss your age regressing puppygirl sister

mwah

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>>44606320
I wear crappy eyeliner sometimes

i look like that

i'm going to get to collar my sister for the first time soon..

>>44606390
i think you're very brave for talking to a Sephora worker...thats kind of a nightmare scenario for me
>>44607142
eyeliner is something i don't think ill ever do desu..even when i do it well i feel like it just draws attention to how dramatically deep my eye sockets are

soon god will bless me with a nondysphoric rapehon to keep around and make myself look more passing by comparison

my hunchbacked igormoder who I bring to the store with me so the pretty cashier doesn't notice that I'm also moided

i've offered such services many times. i'm guaranteed to be the moidedest moder for any occasion

>>44606320
yeah cause it's fun but i will never go out in public with it cause i'm a hideous fucking man
hopefully when i move somewhere that isn't desolate suburbs i can find friends that do drag and learn that way

>>44603608
good afternoon /mmg/, chaser here

If I find one of you they are getting super forcefemmed you will be utterly unrecognizable within 2 years

bro thinks he can forcefem away shoulders and browbone...

>>44607634
you can do a lot with proper fashion and hairstyles

I’ll have to admit; I created agender poster

what of the selfies? all AI?

did you grow them in a test tube?

they’re composites of my face and some of my exes and the personality was created to instigate people with the worst aspects of my own

dammnn i know someone whos cheering rn abt being right

don’t get it wrong I’m not actually a bugchaser since i’ve only had sex with 5 people but i had no other way of dealing with my obsessions with sex other than creating a homonculus

>>44607823
yeah that's me

which one of you created the andy persona

andy is completely real, actually

I found out Dolly Parton died and I listened to her music and started CRYING. Thanks estrogen.

allriughty, time to pack it in. im closing the laptop and driving home after a long day of white collaring. that car seat at the end of a hard day in the office is always the best reward!

>>44608331
no i don't think so

>>44608619
what's not to believe

gm moders

can you believe it guys, money for girls. oh wow, I am so happy about this information

money for girls looks #lishalicious!

>>44609035
I want you

>>44609041
oh my goodness!

who want me

i hope you know you made a trans woman cry today

good to know I have this kinda of power over you

>kinda of

>>44609219
don't worry other lisha, i want you!

>>44609254
then you wonder why no one wants you

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my beautiful girlfriend made me a whiskey sour for when i got off work : ) im having a wonderful evening

>>44609336
handsome cat <3

why would u still post here if you have a girlfriend

>>44609341
hes my pride and joy

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>>44609303

>an actually hot, WHITE, feminine fakemoder joins the thread
>she has a handsome tuxedo cat
>andy is ugly, brown, old, moided and a cishet moid
>his cat is old, ugly, homeless and dying
nature is healing

>>44609415
nazi bitch

truth hurts

>>44609415
ok andy is annoying sometimes but literally what did she do to you

you can be a white supremacist without being a nazi, don't be reductive

don't make me turn my swag on

how does this place manages to get worse i fucking hate whites bro

>>44609448
took a look in the mirror say wassup (fellers)

andy
fellers
no need to get racist
i don't even mind, i don't need your approval
i live my life you live yours
cause it's land of the free and home of the andy, baby
if you wanted mommy's attention
you shoulda just said so
anyway, i'm back from the jobsite for today
time to smoke a few spliffs
gonna take my indigenous female out of storage for some head
then i put it away when i'm done like a real man
if you need me i'll be talking to rufus
best come correct fellers
andy

>>44609336
tell ur gf to pick you up a cuticle cream, BITCH

Hey i LIKE andy

a picture of outside. you should've learned from squeaktoad

andy told me she is quitting the thread and is not gonna be posting anymore

i want to break my silence on andy.

my dad works at nintendo and he says moot told him to tell you that epstein told him you're a fag

>the squeaktoad incident

>>44609506
andy likes you too lil mamacita
just like i appreciate all females
except ugly ones
and white ones
keep your chin up baby
it's all uphill from here when you stick with me
(andy)
>>44609540
i don't even know your bitch ass
don't even speak for me like you know me
pretending to be someone else won't help you pass hon
don't come for me lest i come for you, ya feel me
andy away
>>44609549
let's hear it then
say your piece
then i'll pull out my piece
and we'll see who comes out on top
think long and hard, fellers
don't disrespect mommy
andy signing off

>>44609561
was that not just tummy tuesday?

Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.

>>44609561
which one

>>44609495
I bite my cuticles :( im dermatophagic
>>44609536
ai generated background

maybe it’s time for him to return

no one wants to be my friend

in december we're getting an SS moder who posts nazi rhetoric and photos of herself in nazi uniform (she's a flawless passoid and that's worse)

>>44609608
i am a dog

>>44609595
i just felt a presence what the fuck was that

>>44609619
that sounds awesome

reminder to take your HRT, retard (yeah you know who I'm talking about)

https://strawpoll.com/Qrgewo17Qyp

i crashed again today v.v

>>44609650
67

I don't believe anything anymore

forgot to feed my puppygirl sister

it's ok i fed her

cum

I never stop feeding my puppygirl sister

cum

i mean we have to get rid of one moder this year at least

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q is for quality of the general
t is for amount of transbians here
really makes you think doesn't

>>44609698
nice drawing nona. a transbian could have made a nicer one though

heavy voice training, srs and anti-androgens post-surgery to become asexual saved me. i didnt think id survive this long, but the relief i feel saved me. technically i live as a man 24/7, but i dont feel like i have a man's body, just an ugly masculine womans body.

the average mmg character has a 4 month lifespan I'm sure population control will be fine

the trick is to just post shit

>>44609704
i like how the q looks like a transbian trying to stretch for self sucking

i had two blue berry turnover, three mini bagels, and two fun sized bags of chips to eat today :3 i drank three cups of coffee with milk and four cups of tea.

that’s nice did you bring enough to share with the class

no. i jerked off and took and nap. and by jerked off i mean i fucked my neo pussy with a dildo face down ass up while thinking about a guy i know calling me his catch of the day

>>44609704
they're too busy raping each other

though
I'm done I hate this place

>>44609742
and they call transbians gross :/

i just want him to put his dick in my mouth like he puts his finger in a fish

why can’t you people just be normal

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is it transbian to fuck cis and trans, or just trans?
also how tf does ts even happen???

>>44609777
most transbians are prison gay, like they're straight men desperate for pussy but they can't get it so they go t4t

I lost my lil boymoda she don't love me anymoor

>>44609777
your bolt needs cialis sister

how many moders have srs
how many srs moders are fakemoders

srs but never wear that dress or moids will punch you in the chest

>>44609790
that means andy escaped the transbian matrix

what about current transbians that were prison straight?

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>>44609790
This is NOT true. I am so terrified of pussy its unreal!

>>44609822
andy never finding a transbian gf was god's protection

can we just talk about kyle's retard voice for a sec? dexy has the same type of retard voice. ask chris and kane.

>>44609790
pussy is unpleasant
t4t ftw

>>44609849
>>44609878
>someone mentions pussy
>gay men for no reason

>i'm a straight tranny, so being transphobic will make me one of the good ones! right? just like my idol blaire white!

in a perfect world, there would be no pussy.

squeaking my toad to this

>>44609911
non-ops aren't trans. they're cis. blaire is a grifter.

>>44609911
i like women
>>44609913
if you dont want srs youre faketrans

>>44609928
gender is stored in the face

>>44609928
i am faketrans. now what?

>>44609937
ew

i type "i like" and the next word my phone suggests is girls, however i fucking hate transbians

just be bisexual? why are we discussing this

>>44609978
not possible. plus true bisexuality has never been tried before.

>>44609978
i fucking hate men though

uuugh, you're all big fat and ugly anyway, does it matter?

>>44609989
hey im not fat

>>44609983
i'm tru bi but i accept that nobody will ever believe me

if you make me laugh enough, theres a good chance ill find you attractive

my standard is just don't be racist but 99% of transbians get filtered by this

oough, mein Aryan Welpenmädchen...

polytroon honpuppies

ugh, this sucks. idk what i expected. i'm fucking off back to the transbian motherland (tumblr)

blanchard was right

i hate white women because i'm a Maoist or something

i wish i was beautiful enough for t4t

>>44610065
t4t troonbians look revolting what are you talking about (twitter of prostitutes don't count)

women mistake my apathy for hate. i'm just not interested in them and they get mad about it.

>>44610061
unlimited genocide or the the west or something.but like women also carry half the sky or something to that effect.

>>44610079
unensouled take

>>44610065
bruh, yu literally just have to be breathing
(that might be a stretch)

like every time you see a viral video of trannies making out and they pass theyre 100% shilling their of, don't be a sheep

>>44610079
i meant non-revolting t4t (does not exist)

>>44610100
actually they're trying to encourage you to get off 4chan and go kiss girls

>>44610095
then how come andy couldn't get a gf here?

im sure she found plenty willing trannies, shes just picky

>>44610092
Contradiction is universal and absolute, it is present in the process of development of all things and permeates every process from beginning to end. or something.

me andy

>>44610123
because he only wanted passoids. zero self awareness from that nigga

>>44610123
transbians don't like people who act like weird misogynist moids

me andy

some of you are passoids though?

>>44610145
lol since when

>>44610123
she said she only wanted mexicans or something
look how she acts >>44609571

>looks like a man
>"wow why the only trannies interested in me look like men"
be fr

>>44610142
not true at all, she wanted moders for a reason

>>44610092
these are not contradictory statements

stop fucking talking about me, goddamn it
also >>44609571 is NOT me

oh god what have i done

that is a great andypost

anyone else playing ***** *** *****?

please stop arguing and being weird. hunter schafer posted mingus

i am gonna stop posting here and leave permanently
i hate it here and everyone here hates me

jazz is for nerds

yeah i’ll take personal responsibility for ~70% of the disputes here

>>44610201
money for girls??

Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.

>>44610231
sqektod

it's a shame that you people are literate.

>>44610239
do u wanna make out

you know what would be really funny?
if andy ____ herself

>>44610272
verb, 4 letters uhhh can I phone a friend

there is one good poster and everyone thinks im talking about them right now but im not im talking about one person and you are all like talking parrots speaking birds living in her house if you still think its you youre wrong i mean one person and in my head i can visualize them not you

>>44610285
cowbot

>>44610272
odd love
evens fuck
dubs hero

>>44610272
it's me

>>44610289
squeaktoad

>>44610271
yeah!!

trainmoder rape erasure through squeaktoad propaganda

trainmoder this, squeaktoad that
I just want to know if tumblrmoder's boyfriend is still dying for israel

got my squeaktoad out on the train

>>44610313
ok
did u like the game, I couldn't get all endings

a coward dies a thousand deaths for israel

i feel so bad for andy

>>44610333
ya, loved it, i'm going back tomorrow to finish all the endings

>>44610347
squeaktoad

>>44610347
why? he's probably impregnating his heterosexual girlfriend's poon while she calls him daddy rn. there's nothing to feel bad about

>>44610365
i'm dilating. my sleep schedule is wonky because i slept in the afternoon for 6 hours today from lik 1-7

>>44610365
you mean his "indigenous female"

>>44610358
can I watch you play..

i’ve been called hitler jr and
andy jr now i don’t even know what to make of it

>>44610402
yea!

>>44610402
cowbot

didnt realize people could see my squeaktoad through my pants

atp idek what identifies a cowbot post

pathetic horny transbian posting = cowbot

what do i need to do to get ****** to shower me with attention

>>44610609
be white

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>>44610609

>>44610609
be a transbian

>>44610609
whore yourself out

>>44610609
why do you want that?

this squeaktoad aint gonna suck itself

i alone can handle ______ and humiliate him

this toad aint gonna squeak itself

>>44610495
post disc

>>44610663
moonlilysundrop

canned laughter

training my gf to take my squeaktoad

whippin my nuts out at the tennis court like "balls in your court"

whipping my squeaktoad out like hey heres my squeaktoad

cum to mommy? :3

>>44609506
saved btw

>>44610654
if i tweak the instructions for agender. i could probably make a cowbot one. does any cowbot victims want to provide personal insight into what they/them/he is like?

ill post dickn balls if y'all keep acting up

>doxed himself with a cat pic

truly

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oo we're doing catpic tuesday again?

>>44610841
i'm willing to discuss, but only in private
add me
dc: squeaktoad

>>44610663
braceagainstme

Cant belived i got psyoped into manmoding. Now im hooked on estrogen

unironically same

*brap*

>>44610976
squeaktoad

>>44610841
you making cowbotbot?

just fucked my transbian girlfriend. Anyone else fucking they transbian girlfriends?

i miss my cat so much :'(
i can't post her because my ex stole her

with such phrases as:
poop
who wants to help me cheat
ooh children
how much do you need?

to the tune of doin your mom
squeakin my toad

ill flip you off from my computer chair if you want me to

playing with my zune

lucky, i always wanted the touch with the oled

got it broken at a yardsale for $5

she stroking my squeaktoad thru my shorts got me worried about TOS

ooh children

it's a shame that some of you are alive.

>>44611226
andy

>>44611226
be nice.

bullshit happening on the ocean floor at all times

>>44611256
i will NOT be nice i’m so sick of this some people can be mistreated i will be MEAN

>>44611334
what's wrong specifically?

>>44611264
how do you know?

i'll flip your computer chair with you still in it BITCH

squeak ing my toad in my computer chair

what if we kissed in a car i'd just driven off a bridge and was rapidly filling with water?

better be a really satisfying kiss

>>44611485
babe grab my squeaktoad i'll swim us up

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>>44611396

>>44611524
tiny octopus so cute ;-;

>>44611524
you don't know it's there at all times

>>44611558
it wont be for long with the way we treat our oceans

>>44611587
dw i've been dumping buckets of bleach and detergent into the ocean to clean it up

bitch so tight i could only get one squeak off

>>44611608
im gonna murder you and feed your corpse to the fishies

>>44611651
why, so you can feed the fish all the lead and plastic and glysophate inside me?

oh my god can someone post something funny

Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.

no i’m on my mandated break

one hand on my indigenous baddie
one hand on my toad
squeakin them both @ the same time

last one to squeak gotta eat the cookie

every time i think i've seen the worst gimmick, one of you fucking retards manages to outdo yourselves.

>>44611809
squeakin my shit raw right now >_<

bout to ride the suction cup wish my luck

whatever squeaks your toad my dude

squeaking ny toad to some indigenous females i discovered today

defunctland is making me understand disney adults i get it disney rocks

>>44611981
mentally you're a toddler

>>44611988
didney worl :D

high as fuck rubbing my titties

>>44611835
i am no better than a moid,....

twink painted my squeaktoad

is squeaktoad man the poo man

if you think about it it's never not been completely and utterly over, really

man, squeaktoad doesn't even go here anymore

feeling very disposably male rn

im not sure if things ever even began for me

>>44612046
squeaktoad

you all killed andy, rejoice!

>>44612097
Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.

my bitch died as she lived - throwin ass on the stairs!

gn moders

no more mode fit check
no more fellers
no more rufus

this is a hostile environment

hmm I do like having a functional cock ngl

>>44612737
you are hereby sentenced to eternal torture

>>44612742
I'm lowing my EEn dose to 3.6mg.

just thinking about how andy posted ass the other day, and now andy's gone..

me andy

>>44612830
andy isn’t yours

andy touched my squeaktoad :\

can you show us on the doll where andy touched you?

andy should fuck squeaktoad

too old for andy

i gots to cuck

there are so many parallels between andy and the story of jesus christ