thursday editionqott: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44613568
Are any of you guys tops?
whats with the dog stuff
>>44622200you gonna answer the question or not
>>44622199yep
>>44622205its innow answer mine
There’s no way bro. Women must get tipsy during the luteal phase from progesterone.Damm, being a dude sucks lmao.
>>44622221i like to keep the tip out
>>44622223deactivatehow do you work this thing, hello
>>44622240is it out
>>44622243let's circle back on that after lunch
This feels great. I love prog , holy shit.
>>44622231WRONG
>>44622252it's 1pm...
>>44622259which is lunch time
>>44622254shutdownxbox offgenerate a recipe for strawberry shortcake
I wonder what will happen when I take in the morning.So this is weird too, transdermal prog is supposed to have less liver processing, so maybe I have some overactive enzymes idk. It’s actually supposed to be less sedation than oral, but I definitely feel sedated.
>>44622285queak your toad rlly quick
>>44622285power off
>>44622292Aight I’m goon
>>44622306create recipe for chocolate chip cookies
>>44622317grip your toad, ok now squeak it
>>44622334squeakin my toad, squeakin my toad
when can mmg go back to normal
what the heck is normal here
Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
the thought of watching the rocky horror picture show would give me intense anxiety when i was younger i feel like i should watch it now though in honour of tim curry
>>44622468it's been fucking dog dick edition for three days now and every other post is about andy or squeaktoad
it's thursday edition though
please i'm begging all moders please take your dog dicks out :/
i don't like it here anymore and it's all because of the dog dick poster and whoever the fuck andy is and the creepy squeaktoad and i don't think i'm going to come back anymorecongrats you won
>>44622557agh, that sucks
>>44622508so... do you...? ya know...
>>44622500what would even be normal by mmg standards tho
gn moders
actually nvm im not tired lol#survivorfirst
andy..
lookie, fellersshe done posted it again
gm moders i hope everyone got a good nights rest and are excited to go to work!
>>44623246squeaktoad
skinwalka
squeak your toad to andy
@jeffprobst
>>44623267toadsqueaka
squeaking toad is her native american name
dog
hello my name is wireless technology and im the antichrist
is anyone here trans?
the squeak is a noise but what is the toad?
>>44623475no I'm a cis woman
>>44623458i am a dog
>>44623479the squeak is an action get with the program
>>44623551well.. do you?
can you believe it, guys? money for girls. It came here so fast. oh wow
>>44623636is it good? I bought it last night but havent played it yet. Im probably gonna play it allll night with my sexy transbian girlfriend
>>44623636undertale came out like 15 years ago
>>44623644yes
>>44623644does your gf have her dog dick out
>>44623687gm bamburgermoder say it back
>>44623723shes so cute..>>44623729im the dogged dick in this relationship hoss
>>44623748do you have your dog dick out
>>44623754No.
>>44623766why
>>44623742it back
>>44623768im working :\
>>44623779please
>>44623808please what.
>>44623815please play a real game
>>44623832please give me a list of games that are known to be "real"
undertale, doki doki literature club, mgs, danganronpa 1 and 2, spec ops the line, rayman legends, maitetsu, balatro, mario sunshine
Ive already played all of these:(
>>44623902
>>44623882kys richoid
>>44623940sqeaketoad
>>44623949Im poor and none of guitars are individually worth more than a few hundred dollars.
i had to sell my bass to buy food
I am to lazy to be anything but an ugly bum manDysphoria is nothing
>>44623974why did you not cook the bass
>>44623997what if I cooked you
>>44623974im sorry nona :( i was being insensitive i have lived a coddled life
sydney sweeney is so ugly
>>44624024erm 100% .....agree
>>44623882gta 3, gta 4, gta v, nba2k16, black ops 1-5, mw2, wii sports resort, secret of mana, fight night, pokemon emerald, pokemon snap, pokemon mystery dungeon red rescue team, burger king kart racer, madden nfl 25, duck hunt, digg dugg, spyro 2 riptos rages, spyro shadow legacy, super monkey ball, roblox, fortnite, thousand arms, heroes of might and magic 1-3, age of empires 2, warcraft 1, warcraft 3, dota warcraft 3 custom game, fnaf 2, mario galaxy 2, blue archive, roller coaster tycoon 2, openrct2, house flipper, naruto ultimate ninja storm 2, baldurs gate 2, divinity, webkinz, godus, black & white, bush whacker, the sims 2, the sims 3, pacman world, game & watch gallery, international ralley, gran turismo 3, gran turismo 2, fantasy life, splinter cell, rainbow six vegas, touch my katamari, nintendogs, flipnic ultimate pinball, lego island, noita, deblob 2, deblob 1, grim fandango, cabelas big game hunter pro hunts, tank tank tank, tanks!, pokemon black
who up ideating they suicide
>>44624054Is this all the games u know pretty much? I love naruto ultimate ninja storm 2>>44624057not for a few days now!!!!! Some days though i take the handgun out of my nightstand, and just sorta feel it in my hands. The weight of oblivion! What an interesting thing to hold in my hand. Then i put it away so as to not make a mess.
Ugggh I woke up, I’m slurring my words in my teams meeting, had to try to hide that :|Prog makes me feel sedated, how long till I adjust to it?
>>44624116you wont. This is what it feels like to be a woman
>>44624099no that's the list of known real games i'd prefer if you played one of those
god i love her. i think she's one of those girls where if you thought that she felt like you could love her
>>44624188faggot ass bitch cunt
>>44624196take some of this anger out on yer toad, feller
>>44623902kino, coal, kino, kino, kino, coal, kino, coal, coal
>undertale kinobait
>>44623974i could've ubered you somthing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>44624404what?
my boy told me I bet like a fucking woman when we were playing black jack ;_;
>>44624116strawberry shortcake recipe now please
>>44624432My boobs are big :|
>>44624417I could've dispatched an uber carrying food to your location. Completely thwarting the separation from ones creative expression in an attempt to sustain their own life from ever manifesting in the first place
>>44624450try again
>>44624450my boobs are big :D
my tits hurt again v.v
mine are small and ugly :(
>>44624576Show me them
>>44624711pay me
>>44624770no i dont actually want to see your (self-admittedly) small and ugly chest. I just wanted to see if you were of low enough self confidence so as to immediately post a picture of your tits. I would have done it
>>44624790how do you determine which letter i's get to be capitalized
>>44624831i think its the same part of my brain that decides if i use u or you, are or r, etc. wait no. I keep the first letter capital when i start a new sentence. See?
>>44624873oh so the first sentence is always not capitalized, subsequent sentences have a small chance of being capitalized, and then everything else is random? that's kind of based, I guess
>>44624892thanks! Show me your tits now please!
>>44624902they're too recognizable
>>44624907ok i'll go first https://files.catbox.moe/ud3ltq.gif
>>44625014thanks for making a gif + your piercings are very cute :)
>>44625051me when im hanging out in the passmoder thread
>>44625061of course! I like to make gifs to see if im moving around weird (i usually am!). Thanks, people love these piercings : )
sigh more passoids
hey is the bassist from earlier still here? Do you live in america and want to join my band? >>44625485sorry, i took it down. The other poster didnt even post her tits either. Just a complete waste of effort on my part.
>>44625485yay more passoids, you mean? you don't like looking at hot women?>>44625519geez, no means no...you weren't forced to post the gif
i have been reproached! I'm just excited to be interacting with a human being digitally.
>>44625485like the deer with deforestation, passoids find themselves migrating into niches they wouldn't be found prior due to the banishment of passgen
i look like the fat nigga from the hit comedy film Superbad
>>44625519no and i don't have a bass anymore
>>44625586duuuuude thats soo true...>>44625618sorry nona..
>>44622199Me>>44625549Not in this thread
is new passoidmoder an ai construct too?
>>44625750she appears to just be an attractive young lady
>>44625750i fucked her btw
in the butt?
what's everyone's favorite cap'n jazz song ill go first mine is forget who we are>>44625750no>>44625772thank you >>44625792no you didnt
>>44625772im really skeptical of new people after agender, ive developed a form of psychosis
>>44625837it is funny that agender ended right around when i showed up right
is someone trying to force their shitty d*scord inside jokes or something what happened
>>44625848agender fag literally posted all last night and this morning
i dont know whats going on
oh wow, money for girls. out just now, I'm so happy about this information
money for girls!!
it got here so fast
hi guys i'm finally unbanned
>>44626155hi theres lots of new characters
>>44626166oh can I get a quick rundown?is dakota still posting?
>>44626182no she went to lib pol
>>44626187i see. so the thread is on hospice then
>>44626197no because the new characters are great
>>44626179i look like this and dance like this
>>44626202
stop posting oh my god
to regularly post here and not be twisted, formed, and molded into a thread character by the rest of the forum participants is a skill in its own right
what sort of manly things has everyone done today?
watch animation memes
>>44626182Dakota... that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... (5-6 months maybe)
Is that british nona still around, that was my favorite poster for a whilelia was real nice too, its a shame she was chased away
i miss bee
>>44626259plucked my eyebrows and bought new lipsticks
>>44626290I think britnona actually might still post here, they just don't do the vocaroo bit anymore
>>44626267take hrt
>>44626318i do
>>44626299good job nona!
>>44626325can you please post hole?
>>44626325okdefine what an "animation meme" isbecause I think you mean a very specific video or creator, and I don't think I have any interest, despite enjoying animations involving or about memes
>>44626320white moders look like THAT?
>>44626325a zoomer pooner that actually takes test? thought it was a myth.
i want to touch myself but i don't feel any pleasure nor am able to orgasm
>>44626336>A short animation, typically set to music and depicting a character singing or dancing, intended to be spread or imitated by other animators.
>>44626360yeah sorry, I'm not a zoomer
>>44626369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsCHcXO67qA
>>44626393why are you itt?
why is anyone itt? let's leave
nah I'm staying, this is my swamp
>>44626397they won't give a straight answer, just ignore them
i miss andy
i miss andy too : (
>>44626693whyit's been maybe one day
does anyone have their dog dick out : (
lol that was a good one nona
thanks nona lol have you played money for girls
yes
I am going insane what are you people
i just saw this funny guy the other day. i think hes new around here, but has been getting pretty popular. i think his name was gooby? whata funny little guy
i just opened the board for the first time in like 4 years and keep seeing this andy person being mentioned and i can't help but wonder if it's the same andy that was being really pushy and weird with me in 2022
>>44626773squeaktoad
>>44626810ooh do tell
>>44626810probably not but it'd be really funny if it was. this andy's gist is being a cis man who identifies completely as such, but still made like a dozen posts a thread and defend it all "if I feel like a woman, isn't that enough?". he also bragged about his, quote "indigenous female girlfriend" so that was a bit funny
>>44626814?
the "indigenous female" thing was funny because at first he thought people were dunking out of jealousy, then he thought people didn't believe she existed so he posted a picture. he never did get what he was being called out for.
trannies just misgendering other trannies, god we're so good at this
>>44626839squeaktoad
>>44626821she just was like really pushy about wanting to be with me and was very sexual all the time, even though i kind of told her many times that i was dysphoric and not at all ready for any relationship muchless one with someone multiple states awaythe more distance i tried to put the more kinda mean and manipulative she became. kinda guilt tripped me a lot about her dysphoria, her not having a job, living in her gmas basement, being a NEET, etc. i didnt leave thinking she was a bad person she just had mad problems and im wondering if its the same person and things got way worse. she was pretty hot ill give her that but everything else was red flags
>tranny>no dysphoria>ok with gf calling you a man>ok with everyone in your life calling you a manlol
hey can you guys stop posting i'm trying to focus on my tranny game
>>44626886cisgender transsexual >>44626909money for girls, can you believe it?
>>44626878short hispanic woman?
>>44626871?
>>44626918I'm so happy about this information
>>44626886fuck off this is mmg
>>44626924yes, bad hairline
>>44626926squeak toad
fellers...
>>44626886ah, so you're a lackwit too
>>44626918wtf is that no i'm playing celeste
let the right one in is a t4t movie
>>44626956i am masturbating to this post
ugh, yw ig??
>>44626353please any tips :(
>>44627015Get a vibrator
>>44627024u have magicwand n still feel nothing
squeak your sissy toad for mommy
i can't
goon with me? :3
squeaking my nasty little toad 'til the tadpoles shoot out
D:
ok, nice!
is money for girls actually good or is it a I am a nonbinary 18 year old and this is peak game
>>44627119I feel as if the diction in this post is very deliberate and specific.. but i am not going to go further into that thought as to prevent any further extrapolation
I cannot believe you would ask that. Do you know who xrafstar is
>>44627165don't fucking dare to talk about xrafatar like this >>44627194this
this is my thread now :)
>>44627181care to extrapolate
>>44627203squeaktoad
fuck OFF larry
>>44627203you, sir, are no andy
reminder that larry has a race fetish for black people
hey girls, guess who finally made bail?!
>>44627194>>44627201oh ok so nonbinary teenager game got it
trannies these days don't even know porpentine charity heartscape>>44627238SHOW SOME RESPECT
>>44627238kill yourself immediately
>trannies these days don't even eat shit from a plate
play my game instead
>>44626970HOT
have u heard of hiveswap
>>44627165lmao
i love niggers and i cannot lie :)
this thread's rotting corpse has been attracting vultures and flies lately
>>44627242trannies these days probably havent even read the pervert...how can we expect them to understand..
>>44627238played for a few hours last night and this is what i got from it
>>44627238obviously?
>>44627277they haven't even read the pervert!
read settlers
https://litter.catbox.moe/mbvogdry8nt73391.jpg#realporphead (i dont have serious weakness because im poor)
>>44627302ur soooo porped out nona
>>44627302boomer ahh nigga
>>44627302>physical copy of psycho nymph exileyou clearly know what's up
>>44627302lmao
>>44627302?
>>44627302>https://litter.catbox.moe/mbvogdry8nt73391.jpgwhat is this garbage?
i piss on you all and your shit thread
>>44627302I gave my best friend my copy of psycho nymph exile something like 4 or 5 years ago. Unfortunately we're no longer friends but i don't regret giving it to her.
i love my tranny slop thread
all tranny media is garbage
i personally like Cruelty Squad~
>>44627364die>>44627361me too
you all should commit suicide, why do you even live like this, you are like animals, not even humans :)
>>44627368cismoid game for dysgenic twinks
>>44627368lol me too!!! you should also try fnv and money for girls!! >_<
yo trainmoder molested me
>>44627408iughh, but I can shoot up chuncko pops???if you saw me irl you'd assume im a cismoid tho so maybe that tracks
show me where she squeaked you :(
bleakdiregrim
>>44627261yea it sucks
>>44627461its kiwami
>>44627260?
>>44627552!
this thread is ass
>>44627676as usual
>>44627676me andy
>>44627676for $100 i can give you the discord username for the person responsible
discord is gay
>>44627695moonlilysundrop
isn't that the evil daycare robot from fnaf
>>44627695squeaktoad
This is the only good thread on this board
>>44627820I like cat
>>44627695damagedcoda6669
ohh thats one I haven't seen yet
>>44627850Thanks his name is peter
im about to beg for attention
lilgayboy45
>>44627876i like peter
pink nose, bokeh ... head mounted lascannons?i'm in love with peter
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SMA8LvHD2kY
>>44627890go ahead
can I beg for attention too
>>44627820always has been
>>44627904already did, i sent her a dog saying give me attention
just got sir’d at home depot and some white woman’s dog jumped on me
>>44627934was its ..you know.. out?
>>44627934were you manmoding?
i just got killed at home depot
>>44627918yeah go ahead
>>44627943you disgust me>>44627946yes, i literally manmode 24/7no reason for me to wear women’s clothing
I thought this was the thread for trannies that are typically only sir'dyet it seems that most lamentation found regarding topic is found in this thread alone thois moder theory real?
>>44627957then ofc u got sir'd
its all larp
stocking up on authoritarian measures at home despot
can i post an animation meme
>>44627959no it's not>>44627988absolutely not
money for girls is lowk marxist
if you start malefailing in a manmode it means you are a passoid-lite
>>44628158what if people are hugboxing me
>>44628158what if all of the very few malefails you've had have all been exclusively a PoCs?
>>44628181stop being racist
nothing about that statement was racist
you are all racist, especially against POC (posters of color)
>>44627959"lol", said the 'moder'lmao
I'm not racist but gosh if their culture doesn't get on my nerves sometimes
>>44628241i dont know what this means >:|
moder theory is not realmost "moders" are a complete farce
>>44628248>theirwhose, specifically, anon?
>>44628248what did you mean by this
>>44628202not racist, just an observation. if that is though, ill correct my behavior and learn
PoC is a racist term. just call us Colored or nonwhite. i'm tired of the Orwellian newspeak woke liberal elite euphemism treadmill. ditto "people of size", capitalizing Black but not White, etc. you call it a green apple, not an apple of green. ditto pronouns in bio. fuck virtue signaling. why bitches tryna be fake?
>>44628263>>44628266let a lady have her secrets, you can fill in the blanks yourselves
enough with the diaspora bullshit please bro
same with "girls and gays", femme them, "presenting fem", etc. literally all delusional bullshit. ditto fembrained and malebrained, ditto Catholicism and being "trad". it's like y'all's brains been taken over by internet brainrot memes and political propaganda
but they weren't all the same race2 have been arabs, and 3 were black
I'll just call black people black and white people white this linguistic stuff is silly we literally made it all up
>>44628268they call everyone who isn't white (polyphyletic btw) "POC" because they subconsciously believe that whites are superior
>>44628158what if everyone else is either a) retarded or b) can tell im a tranny and are just trying to be nice. this recently started happening to me and ive changed nothing except lost like 30lbs and suddenly i get gendered female most of the time despite at best looking like the final boss of hey mamas lesbians
>>44628268the terms colored evoke segregation and non-white centers huwytepipo as the standard while people of color names poc as persons first, centering our humanity
why does it matter what people use as long as its not overtly derogatory... A moder saying another moder is black vs another moder calling them a MoC has 0 effect at all on our transness.i swear yall bitches just like to be mad
>>44628311yes because we are superior and everyone knows it and hates us for it
>>44628300MUST BE NICEE AND DOUBLE 0s, thhis bitch gets it all ;_;
>>44628268non-white is generally what people mean so it seems the best one, instead of lgbtq we could start just saying non-cishet
>>44628318>weif you are so superior why are you a hon?
>>44628334because my grandparents miscegenated
imma calls em faggotqueers because that's how my meemaw done learnt me fuck all that lgbtqiabcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz123456789 alphabet soup shit
you're just a bunch of homosexuals at the end of the day
meemawmoder...
thankfully i am a racialized person first, a gender identity second, and a sexual orientation thirdi couldn't imagine caping for queers that hate me just because of my skin cola
>>44628357no
>>44628268>just call us Colored or nonwhite. i'm tired of the Orwellian newspeak woke liberal elite euphemism treadmill. ditto "people of size", capitalizing Black but not White, etc. you call it a green apple, not an apple of green. ditto pronouns in bio. fuck virtue signaling. why bitches tryna be fake?
>>44628367yes
>>44628322im sorry if this comes off like bddpassoid brag or makes u feel bad, totally not my intent, etc but it's honestly been a very strange experience because losing the weight didnt really change my face, nor did it reveal a good figure or anything approaching one (im still very much an inverted triangle). ive got like 17.5" shouldersi genuinely do not know what is flipping the switch to make me get gendered female and ive experimented by doing more overtly feminine presentation to test the waters and i get misgendered more often the more i try. its a fucking paradox
>>44628375I'm not a homosexual
>>44628386you sure talk like one
35 ub29 waist42 hipsim an abomination what the fuck it's my body
>>44628401I don't think so
>>44628357
>>44628379lol nah, im just over-reacting for the bitthats really sweet nona, i hope you can continue with this upward trajectory regarding your transition. i always think its cute when a tranny starts changing before they really notice and gets confused when the rest of the world does~almost forgot the obligatory: FOID
her pp is too big ngl I told her I don't like penetration but that's a lie I'm just scared of the pain
>>44628440time to stretch with plugs
>>44628440with proper training a typical human can fit at least 3 live raccoons in their butt, but the training is key. do you even want to bottom tho?
>>44628458obviously
>>44628478ok then retard why did you tell her you dont wanna bottom instead of just saying waow its really big and communicating to her like you are us
you know how much of an ego boost that would have been for her and how much more better the whole thing could have gone
>>44628518
faggots
yes that's the point
chuddy is whoring herself on b again
grim, she should whore herself on /mmg/ like the rest of us
i would like to whore myself sometimes on mmgonly sometimes though
>>44628730am not, I only do that when I'm really REALLY attention-starved
can someone give me a sense of imagination and creativity
>>44628951do you have your dog dick out?
dog dick afternoon
more like dog dick life
this thread has been brought to you by the #modercord
>>44623882why do you keep deleting stuff? it's already been saved
newfaggotry
>>44628311>persons first, centering our humanityperson first language is ungrammatical and incoherent. this implies saying businessperson or congressperson denies someone's humanity when it's just how our language works: adjective before noun. it's a green apple, not apple before green. you're just playing off the 1st, 2nd, 3rd ordinals as value-laden from competitive contexts when it isn't a competitive context. the first word in a sentence isn't necessarily the most important one. hell, many sentences start with prepositions or exclamations, onomatopoeia, even. but what you just typed out is such bullshit i'm sure even you don't believe it. black people even call themselves that, just black people or black folk. and white people are white folk. not people of whiteness
I am a Person of Whiteness, and you WILL refer to me as such from here on out
same with Caucasian. you're not from the Caucasus. and the average Jew in America is from New York, not ancient Israel. most black people are not really African enough to warrant calling them African-American, with the exception of very recent immigrants from the continent. the linguistic games we play are beyond insane here in states and overseas
also, Christianity is literally a form of Judaism. ditto Islam. and both are as much myth as Thor and Odin. what the fuck are we doing. how can so-called adults believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy? how can Christians hate on Jews while learning Hebrew and Koine Greek in their dumbass divinity schools (Jews at the time the Bible was written were quite Hellenic, culturally)
its always a time when mmg starts getting the hammerhead dialogue
>>44629426retard of autism
>>44629426>>44629441>>44629442>>44629453dog dick status?
>>44629508broken
for the first time in some time, i think the thread may actually be in its death throes
>>44629667squeaktoad
>>44629704Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
deathgripping my toad
someone post mde
wait no that's me
toads begging for the squeaking to stop
>>44630401>>44630401>>44630401
