can someone bake

>>44786600
i'm bakin' right now

im slow cooking 2 minute rice see you tomorrow

my mammy cooks all my rice fa me

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i love eating rice if you know what i'm sayin'

can someone get on a train and post pictures of their feet

can someone bake a new one

came here with my dog dick out

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>>44786561

>>44787324
૮ • ﻌ - ა

>>44787368
yay

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>>44786761
surethang~

stop it

my apologies, i had a triple shot this morning and im hyper as fuckk

ugh this day is so boring

daydrinking award

>>44786561
good morning, threadgoers
>qott
fact: chicken and rice is actually really good, you just don't hear about it much because it's been appropriated by flavor-allergic gymbros

i really need to get a gig installing wifi for rich fucks in their mansions, ts sucks ass

can you all keep it down a little?
got a splitting headache

WHAT??!!

i'm gonna go take myself out back and shoot myself

get me a beer on yer way back willya

what am i, your mother? buy your own beer.

but i dont wanna

I look like the hon bitches with the most severe cases of bdd picture in their head when they think of themselves

Was anyone else pink pilled by r9k? I was :/

i was not anypilled by retards on the internet

>>44786561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT244modiEY

nah, i just failed miserably late into a rep i thought i was killing it in...
sad part was knowing about hrt since prepube and still trying to rep >.>

I was myselfpilled by my own observations, thought processes, and conclusions

>>44788946
same mestie, skipped half a workday because my head was trying to kill my spinal column when I woke up

>>44790579
gonna drink herb tea or beer in 25

dude can you just acknowledge this is a fetish

>>44791298
YUM

imagine being too ugly to at least whore yourself out in one of the pretty attention whore generals...

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Gotta keep it downlow downlow

are we seeing the same image?

>>44791298
helga, what do you gain from posting your nudes here every week

>>44791398
moid rapist mindset it's literally a form of assault that gets her penis hard

can someone bake

i'm about to bake you into a pie faggot

reminder that it is self harm september and you are obligated to hurt yourself this month

>>44791298
if nobody loves you how come ur pregner

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

so not all of you are funny

what gave it away

are any of us funny?

I'm fucking hilarious

how did the posting quality go even further down

pretty sure the funny man left

there are no funny men

here i thought a thread with so few replies would be higher quality

>>44791620
name him (you won't (he wasn't funny (lol)))

>>44791628
bill clinton

>>44791646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzLx0jFP2o

>>44791625

>>44791646
i did not have sexual relations with that moder

>>44791685
hi lisha good day lisha how are you doing lisha

>>44791646
ole slick willy

i could wrap this up in like two weeks

>>44791735
rice

if your friend leglocks you during sex what are you supposed to do? i did not sign up for premarital leglocking.

>>44791719

>>44791743
report them for rape

report for immediate raping

o7 reporting for rape

rape isnt funny

then why'd i laugh?

one out of two people disagree

anyone want to come over and rub my fat tboy tummy

>>44791900
>>>/lgbt/ftmg

does meth feel bad if you have daily panic attacks

you bullied lia out and now you have a dead shit thread

no joke i think i should kms

the squeakcord sends its regards

>>44791978
the thread was always shit
and it's not dead because of no lia

>>44791976
you're literally romanian

>>44791978
>bullied
you mean
>told her repeatedly to stop bullying the 'moders
?

>>44791978
lia has been gone for months, if you haven’t been saying this the whole time then it’s clear it’s unrelated

>>44791978
trip on, Lia

i wish i could sleep :(

>>44792027
mongol don't speak

Slow af posting

why do you fucking zoomoids need 60+ posts per second to not complain? is this because you're all d*scord users?

just shut up man go put in a ticket or something

>no posts
>start arguing about no posts
>posts

the slow posting was my bad, sorry moders

sorry for the slow posting
monday is the squeakcord group goon day >_<

nothing is going to get better and if i keep going on i will frog boil myself to the present realities, now i can be dignified aboht it

i am legitimately a soulless vessel filling in empty space

how to get free money

>find goat
>fuck goat
>???
>profit!

>>44792169
you wasted two years repping

you forgot the record it part, that is the '????' for maybe

Squeaktoad

this place is infested

>>44792193
it is okay, it doesnt bother me, i wish more people repped, idk why would anyone manmode

>trannies who refuse to take their hrt
>trannies who don't live as men
>ftmoids and cisoids
/mmg/ is for everyone except manmoders

>>44792222
I don't want to let it get worse

>>44792231
larrold has chosen its path, anon
ignore it

>>44792228
there was one genuine manmoder here but then he shot himself

>>44792169
you're romanian, just steal a wallet duh

>>44792250
giwtwm

>>44792169
be born special or suck it up, pooroid

>>44792231
but it cannot get worse than this
>>44792228
wow, you are finally realizing this, i am so proud of you
>>44792255
>>44792264
you are not helping me, i must find a way to make money soon and i hate the idea of working, that is yicky

>>44792280
>i hate the idea of working
so do all romanians

I feel like I sinned against myself, or did some awful such thing when I didn't allow myself to transition as a kid. I feel like I allowed myself to degenerate into this creature that I am today and only now am I slowly fixing what I ruined about me. it isn't just about HRT, but hobbies, mental health, general behavior. I became too cynical, too overall vapid and 'flat'. I used to talk a lot, be social, things like that, but it was all destroyed

>>44792280
>but it cannot get worse than this
chest hair?

>>44792228
i take hrt and live as a man

i have not eaten rice today

>>44792250
who

i love all of you, even the ones that suck(most of you)

i don't need love

>>44792280
>i hate the idea of working, that is yicky
it's much cuter when I say this because I'm not an aging repper named Larry

>>44792250
am I a manmoder if I'm 20?

lol

>>44792354
of course not. will you listen though? probably not. so who cares?

>>44792353
You're probably a fat balding 26 year old desu

>>44792354
babytrans general

>>44792369
t. fat balding 26 yo

>>44792322
idk, we just call him "that guy who shot himself"

>people bitch about the thread being dead
>parasites immediately converge on the thread

>>44792369
you are literally known to be fat and balding

>>44792353
>>44792383
nyaaa meow meow nyaa :3

i'm taking my hrt and leaving fuck you all

>>44792404
>taking hrt
>leaving
the two things cismoid could never do, respectable!

>takes hrt
>leaves /mmg/

>>44792373
>>44792389
What does me being fat and bald have to do with anything

>>44792309
that's so sad dude

>>44792425
it means I don't appreciate your tone, and that one day you will look in the mirror only to see a fatter, sadder version of your father

>>44792425
lol

people here are so mean

>>44792442
>Trying to insult me whe im in ugly tranny general

cowboy dont seem so bad now huh

>larry

>relentless cowboy spam stops
>thread becomes even worse
nice job

>>44792425
better to be called probably fat and balding than to be cismoid and remove all doubt

it's cowbot not cowboy grr

how does cm still rile you people up after 6 months

>>44792489
whatever you say pardner

>>44792482
shouldnt you like find a wife or smth, erm, you are like 40

>>44792489
neetadopter*
t. adopted neet

you all don't deserve me

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

i have so much fucking money

>>44792512
people here are so mean

i could make make a paypig out of any of you

SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE DISCUSSIONHOLE

>>44792541
i would never give money because it’s hot. i only give people money because i am trying to be nice

can someone bake a new one?

>>44792525
how is she treating you?

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(You)'RE MY FAAAAAAAVORITE DEPUUUUTYYYYYYY

i would never money out of the kindness of my heart, i would only give people money for sexual gratification.

>>44792563
really well! she gave me a blahaj after i told her my ssn

>>44792383
Technically we're parasitoids and not parasites if we're killing the thread

>>44792579
yay <3

big ups to cowboy's favorite discord kitten for withholding handpics till she stopped being a retard spammer

trannies ruined blahaj

blahaj was always a C tier plushie anyway

larry ruins tttt

>>44792588
It's pronounced blåhaj

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>>44792585

>>44792596
you take that back, my blahaj is crucial to my sleep in a way only 1 or 2 other plushies have been

>>44792601
aren't you romanian

>>44792611
oh my squeaktoad

>>44792596
YOU'RE fucking c tier >:(

>>44792611
because humping it tires you out? that doesn't count

>>44792404
this wasnt me btw, i dont take hrt and never will, time to go nyaaaaa

>>44792611
r*ddit

>>44792624
no, it’s just very comfortable to cuddle, like the plushie i slept holding for like 15 years before my shark

my blahaj has a hole in it..

>>44792637
the subreddit for this board has like triple the traffic. everything is reddit now. they won

i plan to inject saline into my balls to prevent masculinization but i will not take estrogen

>>44792658
yes but you're romanian

i plan to kill my romanian countrymen

>>44792658
make your larp believable at least, wtf is a saline

>>44792641
if you say so, just make sure to wash those stains out...

>>44792669
try harder with your larp, just because you think i’m stupid doesn’t mean i don’t know what fucking saline is

>>44792691
okay cool but you still didnt explain what saline is tho so what is it

does this impersonator think it’s funny to pretend i don’t know what saline is or does she actually not know?

yea this is so much better than the dog dick

okay, i just googled it, saline is just salt and water, thanks for nothing you retard

okay but literally everyone knows what fucking saline is right

saline rice

late to my rice appointment

funneh jocke

MMMMMM

real larry is lowk retarded ngl

>>44792987
hey chica just logged on to tell you this is very funny

>>44793102
thanks chica

chix

wait no that's awful, sorry, try THIS out:
chicx

amazing development

they sell this thing at the liquor store that lowkey sucks dick but if you drink a bunch of it actually tastes mad good

please don't talk about your gf that way

train's on the farms

has been for like a week lilbro

train’s at a farm upstate

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Evening moders

>>44793247
What the hell, why does 4chan hate iphone

>>44793186
seriously

>>44793274
yes

Guys I am freaking out. If I post my photos upside down do you think they can tell I am trans?
>agender

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4chan dont hate iphone lil dood

>>44793298
Photos are stored in HEIC

>>44793314
iPhones use QuickTime:Rotation exifdata in HEIC to change the rotation of the photo.

You can choose to shoot in HEIC or JPG in settings

>>44792596
i used to hate my gf’s blahaj but once i started transitioning i came around and now i hug it to sleep every night
i know it’s a meme but somehow it just worked out this way

>>44793327
and if you’re too lazy to just orient your phone right the first time, you can just screenshot the photo to make it right side up

I have boobies, will a woman hypothetically ever love me since I now have boobs?

>>44793385
are we being serious bro

im racist af ngl

yeah i hate those fucking wops

i’m riceist

>>44793406
We can touch boobies during sex?

>>44793283
link

i used to be racist but i can't get it up to be racist anymore

reading gay fanfic

its ao3 kinda night

staying up through the night writing mmg character shipfics

tell us your favorite pairings

ouppy x dog dick poster, andy x cismoid and squeaktoad spammer x mastectomy moder

i love someone who has schizophrenia

I love the secret 12th moder

I love you too

wanted to try and feel pretty and ordered a womans baby sweater. the sleeves are like 4 inches too short and it's practically a crop. my prescription is about to run out and I think I'm just gonna let it lapse and delete my pp account. what the fuck was I thinking.

mwah <3

>>44793982
can we at least see pictures?

hatsune miku

folk ts didy

>>44793988
no I look like a retard even though I ordered an xl

>>44794069
of course you look like a retard, that's why I want to see pictures. it sounds funny

>>44793885
where is agender in this?

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>>44791685

>>44794079
agender ships himself with the whole thread non-consensually

me and (You)

lish(a)

>>44794088
hell yea I like getting groped

lisha is the best thing to happen to this gen in months

>>44794113
by moids?

>>44794122
yes :)

lum

>>44792228
i inject 3ml a week and get bossmanned tyvm

manmoders get called bossman by the turkish small business owner, passoids just get sexually harassed by him. so who REALLY has the hard life, huh?

They should make bald nigga wear wigs

lisha

lisha has an evil foreign twin called ashil so you guys watch out for her itt okay?

ashi
l?

you'd think poop would be funny

>>44794421
lish
a

>>44794421
they dont shit like they used to ill tell you that

i'm doing my best, okay?

lisha will always be best girl

bake?

>>44794955
take your ritalin, nona. we're not even past bump limit

>>44794964
no one's posting in this one

post like you mean it if you want to make the thread move

i don't have anything i want to post

you're not gonna make it in the posting world

can you at least be interesting if you're going to talk to me? i feel like i deserve that at this point

i could report you right now but really i just think you should be executed for not being gay enough

>>44794972
I'm not even gonna say "get a hobby", just find another website to use even

have a good night

fag

>>44794997
it's cool if you just don't want to ever talk to me again

what's going on in here

>>44795018
lish
a

can someone make a new

>>44795109
dog it's on page one. You make a new thread when it's on the back end of page 10. If you keep fucking around the mods will wipe every thread

>>44795137
when can i make a new

>>44795148
scroll to the bottom of the thread. When it says "Page: 10" you can make a new one. The board dies at night so maybe it will be time in 6-10 hours.

>>44795171
ok but i think i should make a new now? there's not anything happening so why not

i'm going to make a new, because i think i have to go to bed soon

>>44795180
I mean sure but if a mod sees multiple threads you will get banned for 30 days

>>44795198
but people did that a few days ago? there was already one made when one was made

what the fuck does this bitch think happens when we make a new thread do you think it'll spawn new extra posters who post way better than us? you think you're better than us huh?

>>44795215
it might have a better picture or a question that gets people's attention?

i now realize it's actually gayer to have platonic feelings for men than sexual ones

>>44795227
could you make a new? you seem like you could make a good one

wait if you just want a fast moving thread for the sake of it go to >>>/lgbt/chasergen

>>44795232
noi want a productive thread? so can i make a new?

getting smaller in all the worst ways

>>44795249
you need to think outside the box, kid. if you want to really amp up productivity you need to make at *least* 5-10 new threads.
that's why they call it "batches" in baking. you never make one, you make a few.

its page 9 can someone bake

i can make two new ones if someone else is willing to pitch in 3

>>44795212
I'm just telling you the rules. You can do whatever you want. Just don't be surprised if you get clapped

>>44795274
clapped by who didn't someone spam the thread for weeks

>>44795282
By a mod for breaking the rules
And I dunno did you report them?

>>44795297
i'm not supposed to tell you if i did

>>44795297
it was you wasn't it

i keep gaining weight. im fat. i hate myself. im also ugly. i should drink right

>>44795361
can you bake

>>44795365
Yes

>>44795365
do it yourself

What is happening somebodh tell me it i should kill myself for being a genukne manmoderr fat fuck

>>44795374
can u bake idk how

>>44795381
i have a bowl of chia seeds

Iwnbaw

>>44795404
Iwnbab

it’s all my fault for being fat and dry

>>44795381
yeah I love chocolate chip cookies

>>44795430
ok when? its page 9

i'm watching part 2 of castration movie on kanopy. It's funny this film was rented via local taxes.

that is funny

>>44795444
you just mix butter, flour, sugar etc

I wonder if they will ever get to the castration in this one

that is even funnier

im not making a new thread last time some faggot immediatly asked for a new one make your own threads assholes

why can't threads live forever?

because this is an imageboard with short lived temporary discussions mimmicking real life daily conversations

odds orb campaign is worth doing
evens fuck it

odds verethragna
even kannagi

just found out bulimia has a nearly %100 fatality rate

i ate an entire can of baked beans for dinner last night.

i wonder how many bulimics die of refeeding

>>44795486
can you bake a new one please

bro don't say that

who cares those bitches r stupid i love fat womenn:D

>>44795552
eat shit and die

>>44795574
we're past bump limit

>>44795581
who cares besides you faggot

>>44795574
i'm just asking if you can make a funnier thread wtf

this film is scriptless.

>>44795622
cry more dumb retard

>>44795634
?

>>44795634
you hurt my feelings

>>44795664
you are asking for it probably masturbating your dog dick to it

>>44795667
wtf does that even mean? i don't have a dog dick?

>>44795675
it's the resident spammer, ignore and post along

>>44795682
i don't understand.....

gotta be honest, i hate this “bake a new thread” poster

>>44795763
this one fucking sucks? if there's a good one i'll be quiet

this poster fucking sucks. when she’s good i’ll shut up

>>44795878
do you know what rape is

lish
a

can i get free money

can i get some saline?