>>44792013
girl is this bruno

need bf

need masc dom top bf

>>44792054
opposite day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok im laharl

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what computer game should I play to stave off despair
I want to keep playing xenosaga but the gameplay fucking sucks

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You're on your own again
And you're your best again
That's what you tell yourself
I see it all the way as far as anyone can see
Except when it began
I was so happy
I didn't feel like me

????????????????????
why do people think the Grooming Master trait is ugly

>>44792133
Dragon's Dogma.

>>44792153
dd2 doesn't have magic knight, and I've already played a ton of dd1
I could give it another shot maybe I guess, maybe throw in some mods

>>44792133
Trails in the Sky

>>44792076
you're a retarded pos day that should kys

masc sub top x fem dom bottom uwu

>>44792208
fem dom top x masc sub bottom

>>44792162
DD2 isn't bad, but it's not as good as 1. It does have a more hopeful story if you ask me, so maybe that's good for you. Idk what else, KCD2? I really like that game.

I ate some broccoli and I feel soooooooo much better.

>>44792144
Delta is so fricking ugly and why is his nose so red he has tumblr nose

I don't feel any better for having done the shadow work

>>44792260
glass house moment

>>44792268
What is shadow work?

Imagine you were given the opportunity to become immortal, you are as you are now and you'll never age. However, the only drawback is that you're perpetually stuck at your current knowledge and wisdom. You're still allowed to make new memories, you'll still be aware of the past and present, but you're effectively mentally stunted going forward. If you ever attempted to learn something new then tomorrow you'd wake up having forgotten it. Would you accept immortality "right now" or would you attempt to postpone immortality until you learn some more stuff?

What's better, Peacock or Paramount+? I can get one of them for free from Walmart+.

>>44792291
1337x+yts+eztv

>>44792287
beautiful profound muscular BAC domtop twunk

ma_shizzy_x

>>44792289
It seems the inability to learn new things would severely limit the utility of this form of immortality.

I need to talk to a guy about a serious business

>>44792338
Let's say you've never done an oil change on a car before. You have somebody teaching you, giving you guidance as you crawl underneath the car draining the oil, swapping the filter, and pouring in new engine oil. By the end of it, you feel as though you've learned how to do an oil change. The very next day, you know that you did an oil change the day prior, but you've already forgotten how to do an oil change and you'd need to follow instruments to do it again. That's how your immortal life would work.

>>44792287
gay monogamy looks so kitschy. I can't believe most people want to live this cartoon lifestyle.

>>44792289
I am always learning new things everyday sis. So your question does not apply to me.

>>44792410
can you imagine not knowing how to use a car, or computer, or smart phone, or whatever they come up with in the future? sounds awful

>>44792410
Why can't you review steps and mimic memories?

Ok ok ok
So my fb is actually like a horse trainer and just goes around training horses and shit. He wants to hang out at the lake this weekend with me, so I'm making progress with him. It'll prob just a short term thing but who cares. We have officially entered new territory

are gay men who will never pass but are still on e allowed here?

>>44792446
Sis I don't even who are supposed to be sis.

>>44792457
Estrogen is forbidden here sis. Sorry you have to leave.

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>>44792457
why must we need to know you're on estrogen?

i hate happy gay couples
why not me
why why why

>>44792438
As soon as you accept this immortality, you're stuck with what you know right now. Since "right now" you know how to do a car, computer, and smartphone, you could continue using current technology. But you're in for a hard time as soon as things change. If the interfaces and controls become wildly different, you'll have to relearn it everyday.
>>44792444
I could imagine some loopholes. If you give write down what you learned the previous day, you could "catch up" a lot faster when you read the notes that your wiser 'late day' self left for you.

>>44792483
because it makes your gross pussy on testosterone seethe and sizzle lmao

>>44792457
Why are you on estrogen?

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>>44792496
my pussy isnt gross.
your attitude is gross.

Sometimes I feel like I'm one of the few people here that actually has a penis.

Jager is so gentle and nice.
Why be mean to him?

is ios27 any good

>>44792522
you are gross. every part of your body is gross. your personality is gross. i'm grossed by your intellectual capabilities. that's why you've been rping every day here as a man for the past 3 years. what's funny is that you hate yourself more than i'll ever be able to
absolutely motherfucking hopeless man woman thing
lol

Crying again

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>>44792539
im annoying but everything else its said is trolling or delusional drama stirring obsession.

>>44792610
You're not annoying.

I've completed life. If I die today, I'll die happy.

In short: I rubbed my penis against the butt of a young soldier on a crowded bus.

I was at the bus stop waiting. When he arrived, I was already mesmerized. Something in his eyes told me he was gay. And handsome, hot, in his air force uniform. A total hottie.

When the bus arrived, he got on right in front of me and I kept trying to smell his butt.

It crossed my mind. But I didn't think the universe would do that to me. It was pure luck…

He went through the turnstile and positioned himself with his back to another person, also with their back to him, on the other side of the aisle.

I needed to get past because I was getting off soon. I had to bump into one or two people to get through.

Obviously, I chose to rub against that beautiful prince, that babe I would take care of and spoil for the rest of my life. Those were the happiest 5 seconds of my life.

Before getting past, I even asked to be excused so as not to seem like a rapist, but I think it sounded kind of lewd.

Before I got off, he looked back. I don't know if he meant to look at me, but our eyes met.


My regrets:

- Not giving him a sniff on the back of his neck

- Not having pressed harder against him

- Not having asked for his number

boys?

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>>44792653

Are there normal gay people on 4chan? Or do normal gay people not use 4chan? Or are all gay guys like this?

All I know is that you guys are fucked up.

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i can fix him

>>44792673
Is he blurry irl?

>>44792610
You're not annoying. You're retarded and daft. Obnoxious. Tiring. Dumb. Simple-minded. Extremely stupid. Egotistic. Delusional. Unlikeable. Troubled. Mentally ill. Unappealing. Dishonest. Phony, fake. Sad. Desperate. Spineless. Humorless. Woeful. Lame. Stale. Undignified. Dejected. Subservient. Brainless. Dense. Imbecilic. But never annoying.

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>>44792657
no

>>44792680
LOL

>>44792696
Erm

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>>44792663
Maмa Pyпл))

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>>44792667
I'm a normal gay guy on 4channel

>>44792680
omg literally me

>>44792678
much worse, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSvfrgk924

>>44792753
i think you're couple decades too old to fix him nonny

>>44792729
>I'm a normal gay guy on 4channel
No you're not Paige. I'm not trying to be a dick but you are not normal.

the opposite of machiavellan

Fucking shitty charlatan shits

bitch you cant even design your wardrobe..

Who wants to see piss boy

>>44792013
>2 hours ago
why did gaygen die so hard?

>>44792862
Gays left
Troons remain
Like everything else really

>>44792874
I don't see shiza there

>>44792667
Normies are not on 4chan, regardless of sexuality

snape and potter rp

Where is slayer? I miss him and his vocaroos

just show her somebodys (not mines) chin so she can shut the fuck up

i dont want a bf anymore

>>44792985
What's wrong with him

>>44792976
Probably trying to assault another child/dog again. Probably being turned down by the same children and dogs and sifting through bin to find dinner. Maybe trying to find a trans prostidude and pay for a dicking. How tf am I supposed to know how a schizo chaser passes time?

esoterica isnt for johns, no it is not.

shiza's coochie splicer

>>44792948
Yeah but there are non insane people on here.

>>44792667
The normal gay people go on reddit sis. But honestly I see very little difference between the 4chan gays and reddit gays.

>>44793081
ooh i love esoterica! but u right, johns dont like hating themselves they dont like that shit at all

i dont think esoterica is really mature content, its just a kind of self harm. like it definitely doesnt always make a person live longer

mature content always helps you live longer.
only ever johns shouldnt get into esoterica, thatll make them die faster.
most people are girls

>>44793224
mature content is controversial because most people dont want to live a long life.
esoterica is controversial because most people dont know what it is.

>>44792688
I miss Santino <3

>>44793368
Me as the little cartoon dawg licking his abs

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Hiii good evening <3

>>44793301
>filipino being self-degrading for yt person
sad but not unsurprising

>>44793435
The crazy thing is he told me he thinks he has hiv because him and his sisters slept with the same guy 0_0

But I dont know because he said the guy slept with them all and then ghosted them and now they all have the flu and are worried erm

>>44793382
Marina do you ever listen to Marianas trench

>>44793065
wig

beatniks are not acid

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Wait... What?!

beatniks predate hippies

>>44793612
i love spoken word, hate poetry

>>44793640
Ohmygod I love this couple so much post more your legendary here everyone loves it so much seeing them all day everyday they are the best gay couple ive ever seen

the beat scared me. but it took a bit to learn how to hear it. i really didnt know that the heart could speak lol?????????

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Thinking I could live without you by my side
And after spending nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
And I learned how to get along

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>>44793711

>>44793767
I guess that just makes you second best doesnt it?

lol@ natural politician

>>44793767
ugh gross hate seeing his fat brown ass happy

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>>44793382
Hi Marina. Thank you for the nice pictures. I know you saw this one but I don't have much new. Hope you are well.
<3

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more progress on the lace stole
had some issues earlier today due to migraine and dog barking, but I've gotten it back on track

>>44792776
i-in a good way, right?

Paige likes rough sex with knives

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME

ravenously sucking bottom cock

Ravenousnly sucking big indian cocks

>>44793942
what's wrong with that

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>>44793974
Eww... Are u this ugly?

>>44794034
he reminds me of koko the gorilla

https://voca.ro/1aKZCXK0IrOy

I'm trying out grindr again and even though I'm just looking to hang out and then fuck I'm so uninterested in sexting with this guy. I keep telling him >Haha well we can do whatever after we meet. I feel so lame for not being turned on by whatever he says. I dunno.

>>44794066
I would turn him down because I dont like straight tall ugly men with wives :/

>>44794066
Slayer what are your honest thoughts on Winnipegian Manitobans

>>44794089
https://voca.ro/193RXuGRkeqi

>>44794074
Nothing beats meeting in person
Chemistry is everything, and not easily conveyed online
Or maybe you're not horny enough rn

There are dozens of red flags, your gut is probably telling you something

BK.... Bonkey Bonkey Kong he'd the leaders of the bunch... Youse known him well. He's fimally back and he kicked a trail!

265lbs
Some motherfucker that weighs 265 is messaging me. And the worst part is the 6" cock. I am tired of this.

>>44794207
Woops that was meant for someone else my bad
https://youtu.be/ebSp1vkioP4

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>>44793520
No but I have heard of something like that :)

>>44793793
Hi Anon! I'm glad you appreciate them! I do remember that picture. Thank you for sharing it again ^-^
I'm doing okay apart from that, thank you. I hope you are well too. <3

https://youtu.be/neAt6YFHvIk

https://voca.ro/1m4aoY7FGrjW

>>44794326
why does it look so bloody

>>44794304
If no one took it seriously it wouldn't be fun to not take seriously, kinda like dick in the ass

i am a sociable person believe it or not

>>44794330
Do you know what an erection is?

>>44794326
https://voca.ro/1mh8kC6kaBm6

>>44794331
https://voca.ro/1f7v9dgGBbm4

>>44794350
No sis, the profit, not the prophet

>>44794342
intimately so
but his urethra looks very bloody

if my dick isn't at least 6" should i just give up

>>44794362
no

>>44794362
Keep trying and someone will lie to you about it and you will probably believe them
https://youtu.be/UEXWjKSZGp0

>>44794362
No my last bf had a cute little princess wand. But he knew his place on bottom. I never made one single comment about it because I liked him. And his ass. You can't change that, and you shouldn't feel bad about it.

i know there isnt a line of people waiting to meet me

guess ill just be flicking my pussy till then

>>44794388
That's because you are pretending to be me from when I got banned
https://youtu.be/MMZoT38Gces

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>>44794344
You sound like Peter Griffin

>>44794326
Why are you calling this 6. That's like a 3.5

>>44794411
https://voca.ro/1fBSKAl76sal

My ex had a cute little princess wand too

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>>44794436
https://voca.ro/18X0FSQubl37

>>44794460
You ruined Manitoba for me, you commie fucktard.

I've gotten into gay NTR lately

https://voca.ro/1mCxC7AJ1S0v

an alcoholic lied through his teeth the entire time making a documentary and now i can't order an extra large fries at mcdonald's

>>44794553
I remember watching that shite in high school, and how our science teacher (who was a super teetotaler, vegan, antismoke retard) made such a big deal of it.
I wonder where is he now. Dumb fucking cunt retard.

He gave me his empty cologne bottle a while ago and I'm smelling the outside of it because it smells like his hands. I'm so fucking lonely.

>>44794609
Very sad mental picture. I hope you feel better soon, breakups are hell on your physical and mental wellness.

I wish male pregnancy was more popular in hentai.

>>44794627
Not even a break up.
I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years a while ago. The cologne belonged to a really nice guy I hooked up with / hung out with afterwards. We spent a decent amount of time together and cuddled and kissed and I just miss being with someone at all. And he was really sweet. I'm going to drink more.

>>44794641
I feel you.

>>44794609
What type of cologne?

i like the tummy and biological effects aspects of mpreg but not the actual birth and offspring aspects

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>>44794680
"Hold on honey, I gotta shit a kid out of my ass"

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>>44794679
I don't know what the scent is. He had a bunch of different bottles but this was his daily, nothing special from how he described it, I don't know anything about cologne. Said he was wearing the same shit (this) since he was 14 or something. I don't know. It's kinda nice. I want to lick it but then the scent will be gone. I fucking hate my life.

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>>44794632

>>44794725
Are you using AI to kill my fetishes?

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>>44794705
Aero Bleu clone, not bad. I prefer the original desu but sometimes I wear Aesop or Hugo Boss cologne. Used to be a big fan of Aero stuff until they got bought out by private equity now they're just ass quality.

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>>44794725
Look at the proud expectant father

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>>44794754

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>>44794761
Ok.. I'll grab the laxative..

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This is my fursona hes a little grey chihuahua and hes a plushie too his name is peanut

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Peanut likes to rub his nipples when he gets scared

>>44794805
His lips are so fucking chapped thats gross it'd be like kissing a sanding block

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>>44794805

>>44792013
need a bottom who looks like this

small dick Modesto too

>>44794474
LMAO

>>44794855
Ran away with his tail between his legs as soon as he got a reply :/ you hate to see it

Sex with jager

I just farted so loud I heard my upstairs neighbor roll over in bed lol

>>44794911
I just rolled over 0_0 are you erm winnipegian

>>44794815
what if you licked them to hydrate them

>>44794915
no saar I'm not

Saar do not redeem hello come again

>>44794949
HEY YOU FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU PROSTITUTE WHY DID YOU REDEEM DID I TELL YOU TO REDEEM IT I WILL NOT GET MY MONEY SAAR

>>44794960
*presents my hole* please feel free to fuck me as is tradition in canada

Im just a delicate little piss flower

>>44794911
Thats so fucking hot I wish you were my bf I love when a mans pussy talks back

i think gay culture 10 years ago was way better than what we have now

>>44795100
Do you like Azealia Banks

russophobia is crazy.

https://files.catbox.moe/f1hvvn.mp4

>>44794705
>>44794741
i love fragrance, but when i wear it my co-workers accuse me of being on drugs... i hate people.

i'll just be like: hey i think you should do your job; and they'll be like: they're on drugs! they're harassing me!

... fuck this gay earth.

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what's for brekkie?

corn for breakfast today bros.

>>44795762

I had a pill with trace elements in it. Surprisingly satisfying.

>>44793856
I don't see any progress from the last picture desu
>>44794381
so you didn't call it his little princess wand?
>>44795191
>10 years ago
wasn't that peak woke?

>>44792667
I dont really post here anymore but im fairly normal as these things go. Got a boyfriend and everything.

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normal isn't real.

>>44795861
Post ass

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>>44795945
Im not sure you're really in a position to make a judgement about that sis

I'm in an open committed closed situationship with a polydemiqueer two-spirited otherkin.

>>44795945

I agree. Normality is imaginary.

good morning :DDDD

>>44795959
who is?

>>44796032
at this point literally everyone else but you, los poontos

its ohvaah

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>>44796032
Me obvi

>>44795945
I like cats

>>44796072
meow

Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo. I had to pop a cop cuz he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown.

>>44796083
did you suck him off

>>44794066
>>44794144
Stop projecting
He was annoying and his ugly head was humongous
That guy hitting the neck instead of blowing up that piss-tank head is admirable

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>>44796072
if i could, i would own many more.

>>44795762
Protein shake
I won't eat until dinner at 6
I'm trying to lose some weight so men will like me more

I don't wanna be like all those other boys
Who tell you that they get you
But we both know that they do not get you
I want to french braid your hair with honey on my hands
I wanna pluck your eyebrows for you with my Grammy's antique tweezers. Does it hurt you? Do you like it?

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>>44796147
pretty much omad.
that's what i normally do.

Eating is good for you. Eating disorders are bad.

>>44796183
I don't care, I'm still not eating. Fuck you.

The thing about disordered eating is that it's not like I rationally believe eating is bad or 1 meal will make me fat.

It's that my relationship with food is so entrenched in fear and anxiety that the process of preparing and eating food becomes something that requires daily sustained effort and self motivation to do alone, without help burnout and backsliding are difficult to overcome.

Like a fear of non-deadly snakes, the person is experiencing a disconnect between knowledge they have access to and emotions they experience.

It's much harder to retrain an emotional response than to clarify a knowledge gap.

>>44796321
what the fuck i was just about to shitpost about not eating enough
i don't have an ED
well i kinda do in a way
i just chronically undereat cause i don't notice the hunger urge & i overestimate how much ive eaten
i reach 7pm and think ive consumed a fair amount
turns out it was only like 1500kcal
im just gonna start chucking a load of butter into everything
prolonged deficits are the root of all evil

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>>44796183
do you frown upon omad?

>>44796342

I think a lot of people take up omad and then practice anorexia.

>>44796332
When I was trying to gain weight, I'd take shots of olive oil before bed for extra cals

>>44796515
why not peanut butter instead?

food tasty but cooking messy, so i only eat fruits and vegetables and things i can heat in my oven. thanks for coming to my ted talk

does timur ever sleep?

>>44796549
Peanut butter is more filling and harder to consume when you're already full.

>>44796515

Sounds repulsive.

>>44796554
It's a pooner. Do you think a mentally ill broken asocial desperate woman that is already destroying her body would care about good night sleep?

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>>44796578
this is the kind of posts that keep me awake at night.

Maybe you should visit a doctor then. Your life is sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcxI-cVEReg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml1_cWFdHAw

>>44796601
more like LeTroon

>>44796568
All food is repulsive, but at least it was easy to prepare.

My cock is throbbing.

Post hog

no one wants to see that 4 inch cut dry ashy monster bbc

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Don't be jelly.

Cherry cherry boom boom

>>44796578
if timur is a pooner, then why does he wish to have a pussy and be a cuntboy? makes no sense, mein nigga

Throht hurts more than my ass today

tf

Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion

Apparently this is a blue board

tf

>>44796926
the line goes: them chicken is ashes, i'm lotion
do better, anyon

nigger

>>44796982
The line goes how I say it goes because this is my world and you're all just living in it okay henny

>>44796905
>if poonmur is a fake insincere woman trying to fit in and have pity, then why does she say she wishes to have a pussy she already has and be a sick cuntwoman she already is to fit in in the gaygen society and not kicked back to her original poongen instead?

dang de hasnt gotten any better since we last looked at them have they?

>>44797040
sounds wack as fack

tfw no chef bf

de's nosedive in sociocultural values after randy

Cum for everyone

>>44797128
de was a great country but now has just gotten worse and worse

>>44797128
what tf are you talking about fatso?

>at work
>can't scroll porn and hookup apps
I hate this

>>44797123
Chef?
https://youtu.be/ud5eYbdI9mA

i want a bf who likes to give 'aftercare' once he's done emptying his balls in me. i umm, i'm bi, and haven't quite yet accepted that i'm a homosexual so i might have a nervous breakdown which is why i need cuddles to make me feel less anxious..
if i have a bf who makes me feel loved then being a homo doesn't seem so scary.

>>44797232
>like ohtis
https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw

>>44797241
first, stop using "homo" or "homosexual'. just say gay. otherwise, you sound annoying af

>>44797241
I only give aftercare if we're doing bdsm sex sis. I don't do it if we're just doing vanilla.

>>44797241
>bi
Blocked.

>>44797278
you're gay

>>44797301
you're annoying

HARK!

AN UNFAMILIAR NEGRO BECKONS ME ON THE STREET AND HAILS MY ATTENTION

WHAT BIZARRE UNLIKELY CONSTELLATION OF FATES

COINCIDENTALLY PUT ME HERE AT THE EXACT TIME THIS STRANGE NEGRO HAD PRESSING RELEVANT INFORMATION TO CONVEY TO ME?

WHATEVER COULD BE ON HIS MIND? WHERE DOES HE KNOW ME FROM? WHAT COULD THIS BE ABOUT?

REVEAL YOUR MYSTERY, UNKNOWN NEGRO!- SO POLITELY ADDRESSING ME AS SIR-

A GENTLEMAN TO BE CERTAIN, WITH AN URGENT MESSAGE JUST FOR ME!

LET ME STOP WHAT I WAS DOING TO GIVE YOU MY FULL ATTENTION, DEEP CURIOSITY AND WONDER AT WHAT COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED MESSAGE YOU HAVE FOR ME

WHAT A SURPRISE THIS IS GOING TO BE! TO FINALLY HEAR WHAT THIS NEGRO I HAVE NEVER MET WHO CROSSED THE STREET TOWARDS ME AND HAS CALLED ME THREE TIMES HAS TO SAY!

SURELY IT MUST BE USEFUL INFORMATION, SOMETHING IMPORTANT, TO STOP ME, A STRANGER, ON THE SIDEWALK IN A CITY STREET, JUST TO TELL ME! YES! YOU HAVE MY FULL ATTENTION- WHAT NEWS DO YOU BRING ME, STRANGE STREET NEGRO? WHAT IMPORTANT MATTER MOVED YOU TO HAIL ME, A STRANGER, IN PUBLIC, TO DELIVER THIS PRESSING MESSAGE? WHAT COULD IT BE?!?

>>44797272
so whats new with you, debubu?

i dont want after care.
let the bruises sink in.

>>44797241
It's scarier than whatever you are imagining it to be, maybe you need a girl to give you aftercare
>>44797278
Variety is the spice of life and/or the bedroom and also food
>>44797323
I'll ask the questions here buddy

squeak >.<

>>44797350
>I'll ask the questions here buddy
ok go on

>>44797364
Knock knock

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>>44796927
wha, no way

>"Variety is the spice of life"
>said the "my boyfriend left me because I was too fat to move around and meet him" and "I became a complete schizo after food college and now don't have hobbies and at most can only talk about politics but will still think I'm in a position to give advice" award winner
>and also food
Exactly

>>44797373
who is it?

>>44797387
You win this time

rawr! uwu

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i probably dont really live in ohio.

>>44796601
love his dance moves
https://www.youtu.be/HophsB3bZcQ

>>44796927
it's funny how more nudes get posted down here than r9gay on the "red" board
>>>/r9k/85547042

Im like 95% sure that Shiza is part of the Illuminati

>>44797407
thats it??? i thought you were gonna make a door dash joke about not getting enough tip :/

need a top with a gyatt

>>44797438
stop bread crumbing for engagement and just post things you actually want to talk about ffs, this bit is played all the way out.

>>44797503
and im 100% sure that you are 80% fat

>>44797512
I told you I was the one asking questions and you proved me wrong. That's what happens when you're vers sis.
>>44797503
Nah she's more of a free mason

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This is so sad

>>44797514
i'm about to do fire hydrants what's up

>>44797556
idk what that means

>>44797534
And I’m like 100% sure you have the taste in food of an overweight child. American men are all man children

>a door dash joke about not getting enough tip
That is very funny tho

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>>44797534
i... dont get what youre on about at all. also, do you flip-fuck everytime as a vers or do you have a top day and a bottom day?

>>44797571
>American men rule the world
ftfy

>>44797586
He claims to be vers but he mostly bottoms for his bf. He never tops.

>>44797519
care less, bro.

>>44797600
are you in his bedroom watching him get it on? that's such intimate knowledge

>>44797600
Wrong, there you go lyin' again
>>44797586
https://youtu.be/cvfxKbpoxRE

>>44797586
giwtwm

>>44797600
he's also a fat mentally ill retard and has no bf anymore. topping would require movement and fat debbie is allegric to moving her body unless it's a spring to the fridge or a painful slow jog from the door of her house to the ice cream man's van. and even then she needs a 5 minute break to find down and a whole day to calm down her weary bones and you expect her to top with her melted diabetic soft weak dick? lmao

>>44797563
it's an exercise. ...don't tell me you're a fatty boombalatty...

>>44797619
He told us this. He shares a lot about how “vers” he is. The internalised and externalised bottomphobia is strong in Debbie.
>>44797638
Oh they broke up? I didn’t know. That’s sooooo sad. Good luck to Debbie finding someone else who would like to be in a relationship with her :-)

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>>44797659
I enjoy doing them while wearing a pup mask and going "Arf" at the top of each rep to build the mind<>muscle connection. (Ik this isn't a hydrant but it's what I had saved already)

>>44797679
Can I be the fat obese ugly bastard watching and miring you doing amazing and impressive calisthenic stuff with your body fixed on how hot you look while developing a better stronger form?

>>44797638
stop replying to yourself, xanthippopotamus

>>44797679
got that dog in him