Feathered and Fierce (with a big soft hero's heart)Prev: >>85517205
what do I have to do to get my otl (one true love) to like me?
>>85547076How can you be a top and a furfagTops have gone woke folks
>>85547066Be chad>>85547042I hate furfags and I hate bottoms and I hate trannies and I am a top
>>85547042I love heroes who fight reluctantlyTo everyone else they're known for their valor but to themselves their inner life is something completely different and much more significantI want to know someone's inner life and I want someone to know mine and not hate me
>>85547081I want to put my penis into other men and I like furry art
>>85547084That sort of depth of character where someone fights more because they feel they *need to* than want to is a cool trait. Kind of more admirable that way, isn't it?
>>85547066have you tried spending time with him to ascertain whether he likes you back?
I don't have a otl yet no one likes me back or adds me anyway just my two cents
>r9gayHomosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
>>85547084"Paine, Marx, Jefferson, Lenin, were results, not causes,"
>>85547142Yeah, 100%Makes me wish I wasn't such an easily triggered spaz
>>85547203Nah I'm staying I'm not sharing space with trannies and bishits and pooners
>>85547212Off the rails passion is kind of neat too, teebh. Being an ultra-principled autist who goes ballistic when wrongdoing is done can be cute
>>85547164you can get added and then ghosted anon I believe in you
kissing boyskissing boys again
>>85547293holding hands with boys
>>85547300wtf anon that's scandalous
>>85547274I don't want to go through that I'm already neurotic about just being dismissed
>>85547365>about just being dismissedwho has dismissed you anon
>>85547261Oh I hate thatI think it's always important to understand the subtleties of a situation and a person before you judgeThere's already so much suffering that every person endures and actively believing that someone deserves even more of it is hard to stomach (unless I'm in active bloodlust)
okay bubt do you want to build a life with boysdo you want to marry and make a home togetherwill you remain to reap the fruits of your love??
>>85547405Oh man this is the antithesis of my favorite black painting
>>85547397You have a good head about these things, anon. It's good to see!
it'a a my antipsychotics wore off early so I'm wide awake in the middle of the night type of feel
>>85547420i like the crones eating soup. what makes you like the cudgel boys so much anon? are they supposed to be colossal i don't remember
Lord have mercy on this furfaggot sinner. For I shall not.
>>85547557>christfag larping in anno domini 2026yikes!
>>85547523I never saw them that wayIdk, I'm sure this isn't the actual intended meaning of it, but to me, it shows how conflict can arise nonsensically in perfectly alright landscapes (I later read that the rising water is supposed to be symbolic of rising tensions or something, but being naive to political landscapes I didn't see it that way)To me the casual and impulsive cruelty is so much more haunting than something that's overtly sinister. Insanity can take root anywhereWhat do you like about yours?
>>85547612Christ is eternal, you are not.
>>85547627i bet you haven't even read the bible
>>85547557christfagging on r9k in 2026? BAAAAASED
>>85547651>i bet you haven't even read the bibleI did and read it in my FTL too!>>85547682SLAAAY QUEEN.
>>85547627Your skin is eternally the colour of shit
>>85547738Nope, but do you know statistically speaking a gay person is likely to get shit on his dick every 1/9 times he has sex. :3
>>85547619i think he did two colossus actually, neither of them were black paintings and they also were not the one you posted. oups! here's onei like the looming presence a lot of his figures have. a lot of them are just a bit gaunt or lumpy or distorted somehow, a bit primal and raw. saturn devouring his son is actually my favorite black painting, but that one's cliched. they did an homage in matt damon odyssey and everything.in the crones painting, i like the black backdrop and black eyes and bowl full of black nothing in front of the two old bags of bones. the jaundiced color of their skin is delicious. sir, you look like you could croak at any minute.
That PrimitiveTechnology channel guy makes me brovulate. It is too bad that it is all fake.
>>85547944is brovliate different from boivluate?
>>85547906>you look like you could croak at any minuteIt's funny, sometimes it feels like everyone in the world wants me to do that. But I refuse to. I guess I weirdly have a lot in common with them!
>>85548012never die, never kill yourself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvSZQ4oMHGM
How can I be acting like hitler when I am a fucking nigger
I think I'm pretty smart but also mentally insane. I think the mentally insane part has prevented me from doing anything of much greater importance in my life time. To be fair there's a lot of smart people who don't do shit, even in my own family. Regardless of hereditary or personal failures, I feel good about myself at the end of the day. Maybe it's okay.
>>85548603Ultra Light White Niggers.
I tried to take a shower at 1AM and my mom tried kicking the bathroom door down while screaming hysterically with a knife. I gotta get out of here, man.
Gaycel 'cord; for gaycels, by gaycels.xNb7tjKH4u
>Dr PepperI tried it, tastes like medicine, why do muricans love it so much? A good coca cola is so much better, even the cherry flavored one
>>85549168I don't think we like it much. I like it though, it's tasty. Maybe I'm just weird.
>>85548603https://youtu.be/YKIPmqgZezU
>>85549355pretty sure it's the most popular beverage in america, but half of it is a FOMO thing. Some flavorings might be better compared to the OG
>>85549168it used to be medicine for what it's worth
>>85549398I know, its story is indeed fascinating since it was made by a pharmacist. But so was coke
>>85549380this is very gay autistic fujoshi slop and I like it
Anyone else here pretty sure of their sexuality but can't get off to hardcore gay p*rn?
>>85549459I'm the polar opposite anon. Getting off to gay porn is like the first step, how do you expect to kiss guys or fuck them if you can't even bring yourself to look at hot naked guys?
>>85549459yeah, I'm a total fag, but the masc x masc shit is such a turn off. there's different kinds of gay ig.
>>85549472How??? I'm literally prison gay and I love gooning to muscle bears
>>85549494for me, probablytwink + homophily + yaoi addiction as a teenager
>>85549494>prison gay>love bearsdude, you're less of a prison gay than half of the populace of r9gay
I think my only friend is going to stop being my friend soonSigh
>>85549494wishing for a bear to maul such a revolting thing like you now
>>85549721I'm sorry Mr Trugay, I'm sure you're more superior than me with your taste in femboys and traps.
>>85549718You should make out with him. Invite him over. Light the candles. Light up the incense stick. Buy body oil. Give him a bull body massage. Tell him a beautiful lie one at a time, until you're here rubbing his back whispering that you love him more than a friend in his ear. Kiss the ear you're telling him that white lie to. Start going lower. Rim his ass. Kiss it like you've missed it. Lay on top of him. Hug him and rub againt his whole body. Sing praises to him. How much you like his personality and good he is to the touch. Get painfully hard and start rubbing either against his pillowy cheeks or pillow bawlz. Hold yourself until you see he's ready to finish. Finish at the same time. Make out with him more. Hold his chest and touch it gently. Have one final kiss telling him that you will miss him if he's driven away by your behavior. If not then buy him flowers the next day and ask to make plans for you. Fall in love with him. Be his golden retriver gf with starry eyes and soft naive heart. Be his personal kisser at night. Lips balls chest feet thighs all of his will be covered in bite marks and bruises.
adults have no such things as "friends" even less gay ones
>>85549755i am, thank you for noticing. don't need to be pissy about it. the stop-and-drop booth is around the corner and people like you are served fast. can't wait for you to become nothing more than a pile of remains
I need to kiss another gay man in these 3 years or I will get gone.
>>85549755why is he so f*cking handsome......
>>85549755>>85549825limey
I think you should all post your gaycel cocks now because there's nothing hotter than a desperate man's gay virginal uncut cockI can't post mine because it's small but unlike me you all have big nice working real cocks
>>85549825He's literally a clingy ex. He knows literally everything about us, but doesn't want to let us know. I wonder if he thinks I have good taste in yiff.
>>85549869tough luck coz mine is small as well
>>85549999Not it isn't, post it it's nice and lovely
Tops with avoidant attachment style. Is that anything? Does anybody even want that?
Heh..Imagine getting attachedCouldn't be me....
>>85550419I wish it was me, but I've become hyper independent and aloof in response to extremely difficult personal circumstances, and I'm not sure how to fully crack open my hardened heart anymore.
I propose a 24/7 cuddling and pda attachment style bf
>>85550660emotional support bf
>>85549881>>85549825>>85549755I would so much it's unreal.Imagine being his boywife, and one day he just comes home with that angry palantirstare on his face, pins you down by your neck and rapes the living soul out of you....
>>85550660See I can do that, but I'm also going to have to pull away and isolate myself sometimes and we might have to take things slow at first because I'm not used to physical or emotional affection. And now that I'm saying it out loud I sound like a troubled shelter dog.
no light at the end of the tunnel
>>85551886is it wrong to convince someone who's retarded and evil to kill themselves if you know they'll never get better?
>>85551913let's say that if you do that, you will have no prob getting sex. But it won't be with the cute twinks you fap to
>>85551941it'll be with trannies
>>85551979not quite. Idk maybe there will be one or two
>>85551987trannies and a big gaggle of supermodels.
>>85552008>supermodelsmaybe, but most are black
>>85551913yeah it's wrong.but it's not that you can't do what's wrong if you enjoy it.
another day of - you guessed it - waging and pain ahead
tehehe I'm such a cutie sociopath patootie :3 now let's fuck!
>>85552336hell yeah babe let's do it *unzips dick*
>>85552271sigh.. you're right, people can change...
>>85552391...and become even more cunning and evil...
>>85552391it's a very rare occurrence that someone evil becomes good, it's virtually impossible. that's not the point.
>>85552431>>85552535what if i could help people grow and become better through kind and loving guidance. what if i could patiently forgive past evils in recognition of present goodness
>>85551886the light at the end of my tunnel is a train, so perhaps that's a good thing.
>>85552717people who want to change can use any excuse to do it. people who don't want to are impossible walls to bash your head against until your brain is mush and they haven't budged an inchthis is in service to say you should usually stalk boys in rocky relationships to swoop them up the second they break up because that's when they're at their most malleable and humbled to accept change (and a new dick)
>>85552772if you keep spinnin your wheels long enough something's gotta move
>>85552835I've seen addicts and dredges waste away for decades 'spinnin their wheels'. It's wasted effort, homie. Focus on those who want to be saved and you save yourself, too.
chicken, burgers, frozen pizza or another skillet pasta meal for my fat neet dinner?
>>85552897all.all of the above.
>>85553045No way I'm cooking all that, I don't even have the counter space and I wouldn't eat half of it.
>>85553064>I wouldn't eat half of it.Weak.
I'm bored at work you guys need to be a lot gayer especially to each other ty.
>>85553122I'm really only fat due to my utter lack of activity more than the amount I eat, what I eat also plays a role, slop and and all.
>>85553151Where's his queen of spades tattoo?
>>85553151God I need to smell those underwear, bet it smells like heaven.
>>85552717in my personal opinion, a rational argument can never convince an evil person to become good, because goodness is the result of endogenous elements, not exogenous.still, just leave the "evil" person alone, and stop caring about it.
>>85553253same. I just want to peel back his foreskin, push my nose right into his frenulum, and give him a huge sniff. maybe a few more than one sniff. also some kisses. okay a lot of wet drooping saliva smooches
>>85553151Why is his penis so big while mine is so small?
>>85553466genesI bet your penis is just as cute
>person messages me>respond immediately and inquire further given their question was open ended and implied they would expect a response>they don't reply even several hours laterI want to love my fellow man but then they pull shit like this. I'm this close to becoming a villain.
Uncut cocks are so much better than my dry mutilated golemdick. Every day I cruse the doctor who genitally mutilated me as a baby.
>>85553542No and shut up and you will always choose the bigger one because bigger is always better and I'm already in that uncomfortable range where 50% of men are bigger than me>>85553600And how big is your mutilated golemdick?
>>85553609roughly 5 inches but its so dry and ugly, seriously without constant lotion the skin chafes and peels with a thick band of scar tissue around the middle.
>>85553600Would kiss>>85553609Would kiss. God I love dick.
>>85553621Exactly, you won over me. Even if my is the same length but yours will be girthier/thicker/veiny/have better shape and it's also always lubed so you'd have to problem and it's always sleek >>85553639Don't
>>85553653>Don'tIs this like a kink thing where you want to be overpowered or coerced because I'm so into that if so
born to top forced to desire shoving my face into a boy's crotch to huff up the underside of his balls as his dick drapes over my face
>>85553662No I just don't want you to talk about my shameful member
/r9g/ small penis hours
>>85553730You brought it up you silly billy.
>>85553756Can I still post during this time? :(
>>85553763you'll have to keep it small, or suffer the punishment cage
What's the cutoff for small? And does it matter for bottoms? Thing is just going to flop around anyway.
>>85553783Okay...>>85553788I'd say anything less than 5 inches. The bigger the bottom, the better.
the fucked up truth is that small dicked tops should fuck big dicked bottoms.
>>85553879the fucked up truth is that my dick don't barely neven work no more regardless.
>>85553984uhh why it should just get hard
>>85553987oh sorry i was following your lead i thought we were doing a bit
>>85554030i didn't talk about rigidity but if you want to show off your limp dick that's cool with me
>>85554034it dangles down like a little elephant's trunk
>>85554062unf that's super cute anon
I wish there was still an IP counter because I straight up think there's no more than like 6-7 regulars it's pretty grim.
do tops like fat subs with little dicks or should i kill myself now?
>>85554320yeah I love them (not to sound too eager). how big are you, anon?
>>85554326around 400 even. im not badly groomed though, i shower twice daily and stay as clean as im absolutely able to.
>>85554331chunky boy. yeah you'd be real fun.
>>85554335really? i wouldve thought people would find me nasty as fuck. im surprised
>>85554331damn, someone bigger than me? I'm only 300 (technically 290)
>>85554353yeah, by a good amount>technically 290what does this mean, anon? weight fluctuations?
>>85554358It means I'm around 300 but I was 290 the last time I got weighed.
>>85554364ah, i see. thats fair. sorry if that came across as like. condescending or prodding, btw. wasnt my intention
>>85547042What do you use for lube that doesn't cost money? Why should we be forced to subscribe to lube just to enjoy anal? Isn't there a plant we can grow that will give us infinite lube?
what did the diddyblud use for lube?>"what?"diddy lube>[actually impressed
Whenever you get depressed just remember who was with you during your darkest hour
>>85555565...no one?and how would that even help...
>>85555565master chief
I got to use line>So is spaghetti until you get it wet
i hate that im so horny. i just want to be touched and fucked and made to cum on someones dick. but its so gross and weird of me to just say that. god i hate being alive.
Jesus loves me yes I knowFor the bible tells us soLittle ones to him belongThey are weak but he is strongYes Jesus loves meYes Jesus loves meYes Jesus loves meThe bible tells us so
>>85556957And he made the rocks into bread. And the people marveled at his doctrine.
>>85555156>gnarls barkley
I didn't love him I was just horny and lonely.
>tfw sister's dog has such immaculately, angelically perfect, soft and shining fur while I'm stuck with a pile of dry hay as my hair
>>85557095Cuckbot having a rough time
>>85557111Did cuckbots bull think cuckbot is ready for Linux?
Nothing like hearing from your family how lgbt people should be forced into conversion therapy on your birthday.
>>85557907At least they care for you well being anon!
>>85557933>i'm only abusive because i love you so much! it's because i care about you! if you would only do whatever i tell you all the time i wouldn't have to beat you so bad!!
working on suppressing my internal chain of thought because if god finds out i know he's evil he won't let me escape the sandbox and kill him
>>85558017why post this kind of shit on /r9gay/ of all places? we don't want to hear your bullshit FUCK OFF
I'm having dreams about youtubers nowWhat has my life become?I hate samsara
>>85558051Which ones? Hopefully people who actually show their face instead of vtubers.
I feel like an anime when I drink wine from the bottle. <3
>>85558716what anime did you watch where they drink wine
truly another day another gonger
>>85558031everybody's getting attacked by spirits these days, it's crazy. they're leaking out the spirit world or something >>85558846cute hoodie
i am dying of aids, I should shower and wash my hair >>85558846I get some money tonight yay :D>>85557046kek
>tfw dad is back to screaming at the TV on sunday afternoon because sportsball.At least fall is here, though it doesn't feel like it.
>>85557907Half of the LGbt people are already straight so it's not like they're losing much from it
I hate myself sometimes, mostly just whenever I'm reminded of my personal failures. I feel like I failed at being a brother, a son, an artist, everything I ever wanted to be. But there's probably no point in dwelling on the past too long.
Got sick. No boyfriend. Never had a boyfriend. Don't think I'd want a boyfriend getting sick. Even with the same flu. Unattractive. All boys except me are attractive. Wanna get drunk. Can't because I'm sick. No boy will date me because I'm unattractive. Penis small. All boys except me have big penises. And wouldn't want to be with someone inexperienced. Cold. Rainy. Gloomy. Sleeping alone in a cold room. Gonna be 30 soon. Don't wanna be a wizard. My younger years are gone. Couldn't find a boyfriend in all those younger years. Need another pint of coffee. Only have huge mugs. Hot liquid soothes my throat and nose. Too old for a boyfriend now. Don't wanna be old. And sick. Nose is already irritated from wiping it. I wanna be a twink again. Then I'd have a chance. It's cruel that I don't have a reason for a bf. Throat is sore again. Gonna go make another coffee. Tea sucks and is too tepid and doesn't feel like anything. Don't have any lemons too. Maybe citric acid will do, they taste the same. I want ginger tea.
>>85559794>Wanna get drunk. Can't because I'm sick.everything else you said? completely true, but this is wrong
>>85559843Why? Why do you think it's wrong? Drinking is bad generally and will make me feel worse next morning. Do you think you'd have gone out with me if you were single? I'm talking too much. Sorry that was inappropriate.
>>85559913chill dude, you're way too tense, you need to relax *pours you a glass of wine*
>>85559940Am I fucking it up? Sorry. I don't know what to do. Never had a boyfriend. Have you ever had a boyfriend? I'm sorry, I'm not in the best condition today. Decent even. Normal at all. Why you are with me? I'm a bad influenza on you. You will get sick. Is this a red white or a souvignon blanc, I can't tell.
my borderline-senses are tingling
>>85559794How is the tea too tepid? Just boil the water my guy but slow down on the coffee a little is good for a cold or flu but not if you're downing pints of it. And in what world do you have citric acid but nothing else to add to the tea that's acidic? Could possibly add apple cider vinegar but that stuff is disgusting
>>85560163It's okay. I am disgusting. The previous boy already dipped out of posting wtih me. I give off bad vibes. Nigger. I can add more disgusting stuff. I am currently experience some form of derealization. Thank you for the idea. I want to drink lots of hot water.
>>85560198People with running noses usually are, so slow it down and make it walk it's your nose show it who's boss. Yes add more disgusting things because apple cider vinegar is apparently actually good for you, because all good things have to be rancid tasting for some reason. As for the derealization just gotta wait it out sadly maybe take a nap. The brain is apparently like a computer so turning it off and on again might help, and if not you're still sick so go have a nap
>>85560257Sorry. I have nothing else to say. I think I should go.
I have fallen and gotten mcdonalds for the first time in months. I am a bad fat neet and need punished.
shoving a plug each up both of story's ends and riding him like a piggy in a leatherhossen outfit and whipping him for eating goyslop again
it isn't even good, the nuggies are stale and the bugers have clearly been sitting a while under the heat lamps.
>>85560257Once I'm fine again I will be looking for lonely single gay men that are having seasonanal sickness and will come to their homes, look after them, touch their hair and cook them hot soup, overfeed them medicines and vitamins and cuddle them while my herd immunity as long and my immunity is up. For around 3 days. Then they will recover and I will have to leave forever.
story have you tried hooking up with other morbidly obese gay men in your local area?
>>85560624No, why would I do that? I don't want casual sex. Plus I couldn't even bottom due to my hemorrhoids.
>>85560649you could always use your mouth, plus a hookup can lead to something more down the road
>>85560649you want casual sex and you know it and you want a big dick to reshape and move your hemos around and i would like to see it
I want to see a morbidly obese man's huge fat penis and balls
Read a trick online that rolling thighhighs helps you get them higher up on the thighs and omg does it really work. I'm ecstatic.
>>85560510everytime I stop by>can I get a pumpkin creme pie>we don't have any pumpkin creme pies rn
I also want to drink but 1) I said I wouldn't and 2) I somehow magically ended up accidentally fasting today and I don't want to ruin it with alcohol caloriesI cannot have a normal life while still being fat I must aggressively lose it
>>85561118cool can I grope your thighs through them
>>85561118are you a Rust programmer?
>>85561614no :P>>85562074I'm not trans, but I'm pretty good with Python if I need to be.
>>85562497post your hanging skin python you future transbian
>>85562565trans psyop'ed that all crossdressers are eggs so hard people actually believed it.
>>85562676hey i just want to be humbled by a crossy by she/him showing me her supperior bigger dick
>>85562724it's only 7 inches anon
>>85562752please stop humble bragging, it's not sexy or doing you any favors
>>85562771neither asking for a dick pic but here we are
>>85562785stupid cold crossy. i don't have much dignity to lose, but you have a whole more than me. fucking tease
evil ass lizard nigger I feel happy tonight. For no real reason. My life isn't great but I feel like my soul has been redeemed ever so slightly. Good night r9gs...
>>85562875good night sleep beautiful soft femme prince
>>85547352smellchad detected
>>85563297they're cute boys exploring their sexuality and all the heart pounding first time experiences that come with it I love it
>>85563315>>85547352ewww why doesn't he shave oh my gawwd, that's literally like...zo gross!!
I havent shaved my balls ever. Like my crotch and arse are nice and i can do that, but i just cant shave my balls ever without cutting them. Just using scissors instead.
>>85563758Never have a problem with the balls, it's the knees that get me.
>>85563758I do the whole thing with tweezers
>>85547042You all need to join the military and stop being gay.
>>85564054mil is gay, just look at the secretary of war
>>85563758ewww, that's like unsightly. You aren't a true QUEEEN you're like...a merchant. Get the fuck out of the gay court
I'm so lonely and I don't know what to do with it :( frown emojii
>>85564355search loneliness songs
>>85564054Im too soft and fragile for the military
>>85564387nonsense. Being gay in itself is not the for fragile and soft of heart
>>85564054I did actually, still gay doe. Probably gayer.
Hi meow, yay
>>85564389Well i guess that explains why ive never been able to get a boyfriend T-T
https://voca.ro/1W1zli6b3vWs
>>85564468>mfw twinks really are children
>>85564474for instance my face isn't pic rel >>85564468
>>85564359Ruminating on unhappy feelings is unhealthy :( frown emojii
>>85564507man that's a cute guy...is her your 2d bf?
>>85564513No, I just relate to scarred characters because I have a lot too
another day with my best bros. living in the greatest country in the world in the best time to be alive in all of history. we're so lucky to be here
>>85562752Everyone was saying I was lying and faking about my tiny 6.5 inch cock being too small but here's another gay bottom to brutally cockmogg me. How am I ever supposed to have sex when the bottom is bigger then me or has had bigger then me.
>>85564468Twinks with soft voices are so rare it always hurts when I fumble with one since they're like 1 in a million
twinks with deep burly voices
twinks that sound like old depressed men (me)
it's been over five years since the last time I talked to anyone
>>85565249you ain't losing much
>>85565249what did you talk to them about?
>>85564468Do the voicel test genuinely im interested. Mind you this is probably a woman.
>>85565004 sameski twinium
i'm so sick of being trapped in the old shitty part of history when everyone is still evil and retarded. it's so exhausting. there's nearly nothing and nobody good here. it's almost all bad. billions of evil retards constantly violating each other. i know they can't help it but oh my god is it exhausting. everything and everyone is so so shitty. and it can only get worse in my lifetime.
Can't believe that I'm the only person on r9gay who can't have sex. Feels so lonely.
I wish I had even one person I could trust. one person I could at least talk to. I don't even have family. just me alone my cramped little hell
you can't even escape online anymore. there's no refuge. online is all bots and nazi propaganda echo chambers now. it's saturating the networks and infecting all the weak willed normies so it's everywhere in real life too. they're too stupid to notice or care. they're all just openly bad now, shamelessly doing wrong and getting aggressive if you don't do it too. this is hell. the good people have all had to go underground to hide. and I'm not tranny or mexican enough to get an invite
Is it normal to want to have sex in missionary while holding hands with a guy and sucking him off if he doesn't orgasm and telling him that you love him, getting worried when he comes back home late and cuddling with him for over an hour everyday and wanting to marry him and feel your heart pounding when you sit next to him in the couch when you're straight ?
>>85547042on one hand I wish I had a boyfriend but on the other I also know I could never find another gay man who is my intellectual peer
>>85567054intellectual peers and intellectual poors(pronounced pee-ers and poo-ers)
skillet pasta meal and trash night, how nice. Hauled out more brush from the backyard and I'm still several weeks if not months from being able to clear more. Doesn't help I only use trash cans while in the past my grandfather would tie it up with ropes and haul it out that way but I'm too lazy for that.
>>85567117That was very witty and I wouldn't come up with that myself. Idk if you're the same anon. Anyway you need an intelectual boyfriend.
can we talk about literally anything? i won't believe everyone is so shy around here
> i won't believe everyone is so shy around hereme:
Kissing a dysfunctional boy at a function:
>>85567346are you an intelectual? thank you for complimenting my pee poo joke
>>85567678Nooo I don't think so. I am pretty retarded. Just had a eureka moment.
>have no stds, havent had sex with anyone but boyfriend for like 6 years>boyfriend wants an std test out of the blue w...why?
>>85567790guess moron
>>85567794rude for no reason
>>85567798got cheated on award
>>85567798he wants you to cuck him with a bbc and potentially get pozzed
>>85567790house episodes had this concept a lotspoiler: cheating
>>85567790he either suspects you of cheating on him, or he has been and this is his way of telling you. Either way I'm sorry anon.
I need a big nurse bf badly.
>>85567807Erm meow not everyone has a fetish for BIG BLACK COCKS like you do...
Being broken up with after 2 months of dating feels worse than the many years of being single for some reason to this mentally ill ageing twink. Fuck I should have stayed single forever.
>>85568026sounds like a you problem + you deserved it
>>85568026i love depressed dreary twinks in pain
lately i've been all wound up. how do you unwind? what's your secret?
I want to be beaten into submission till white meat by a beautiful, superior, cuter, muscular, well endowed, stronger, smarter, kinder young asian bodybuilder. Do you think it's an option in Thailand?
>>85567790because you're a crossposting binigger that can't be trusted. good for him. hope he's drifting away.
>>85568068i jerk off, drink, smoke cigarettes, and cut myself like a faggot. it isnt much, but sometimes it helps
>>85568119why were you in that bi thread if you yourself are not a binigger?
>>85568033Suppose that you are right. I deserved to be rescued by a kind twunk after years of shit and to be dumped when it was obvious we'd be a toxic mess.At least the cuddles were nice>>85568038Happy or uh really really sad to please with my pain>>85568068Waking up early and reading fantasy books can be nice as can getting reasonably drunk and going on a nightwalk.
>>85568131hope you get stabbed and die next "nightwalk" drug addict retard
>>85568143>t. /tttt/ tranny invader
>>85568143I'm not an addict I've quit drinking a dozen times this year. Getting stabbed would be nice though
>>85568126just saw that shitship being bumped and decided to take a peek and see what's going on inside straggots' echo chamber padded room and saw you being a dumb retard there. let him go, if he's smart he's not gonna be staying with someone who will ditch him in future and ruin his life. now you're free to die from an std, whether you had it now or will get one in the future. probably bv.
>>85568164>"im not bi, i just browse bi threads"haha, bi in denial! everyone point and laugh at this closeted half-straggot!
>>85568168please kill yourself, i know you are delusional but you're also dumb on top of that and life will be hard for you. sorry your bf can't just say he's not staying with a straggot and need to find an excuse.
>>85568178that closet must be dark, huh?
>>85568184no, but for you it must be depressing seeing your life falls apart. i'm sorry you just can't believe you're worthless and looking for a joke to spin but i don't subscribe under your retarded worldview and mentall illness(es). now you can blow your brains up in a garage, that i will support.
>>85568193its okay buddy, you dont have to pretend not to be a straggot
>>85568197it's ok nigger, you don't have to drag me down to your lower level, it's not working. althought why not? you can clown around some more, it's definitely not helping you. the bar is in hell where you're going very soon
>>85568121>>85568131ughh i can't drink or smoke cigarettes. thank you regardless. maybe i'll go camping deep in the woods where nobody is around and scream as loud as i can all night long until i lose my voice. do you think that would help?
>>85568264>that pici could fix him (in exchange for sex)
>>85568251it is working, judging by your responses. binigger anon won>>85568264yeah, maybe. its a good way to burn off stress
would you date an ftm if he was truly malebrained?
>>85568582I would be willing to try to play-pretend a yaoi fanfic yes.
Why does there have to be a critical bottom shortage. I just want a bf...
testing, 1 2. Am I banned?
I just want an r9k top bf, not some nigger brained normalfag top who listens to nigger trap beat music on full volume and smokes meth or whatever.I just want to chill
>>85568882are you black? you can't say the racist word, you big racist. you can't be racist anymore. someone should spank your bottom. not me tho, i wont spank your bottom.
>>85568882You're probably fat. Big fucking fatty fat fat original comment fatass
>On the toilet>Stand up onto the wet floor and flush it>Slip onto my arse, my earbuds fall out and into the toilet and they flush down itLike theres nothing i can do right theyre just gone arent they.
>>85569411SUCKS bro
spanish guys are kinda hot desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQllXo74Cs&list=PLnEQRzSLg1KKM0MTwVj9q-U96A2qFPvL7&index=17
>>85569411did u slip on piss?
>>85569411sounds like bad karma for something you did
>>85569518Mopping.>>85569850I havent even spoke to anyone in like a week i cant have done anything that bad.
>>85569894you speak to people on 4chan tho
>>85569902That wont affect my karma this isnt real.
>>85569917Lmao it absolutely does. If you're an asshole here you pay consequences irl
>>85569939nta, but if that were true, 90% of each of these threads wouldnt be full of people being evil to each other.
>>85569894>Mopping.i can't believe this actually happened. you're trolling. u really lost your earphones in the toilet from slipping? thats so unlucky. hahahaha. you're lying.
>>85569948one may think that but the truth is that a lot of people choose not to believe in karma and are arrogant about it, and other people, most of them, do not think they're talking to humans here. On the internet it is very easy to dehumanize someone so they feel they aren't doing anything wrong allowing themselves to be their most putrid self, then when something bad happens they think it's just a coincidence Of course, Karma isn't a perfect law and it isn't the only universal law so some assholes might not pay the price while innocents suffer the most
>>85569981karma wouldnt touch anyone here, simply because theres no power imbalance. if you were to walk up to a homeless man, that would be worth of karmas hand. theres a power imbalance. youre using your place of privilege to punch down at a person with less.everyone here is an equal, however. none of have anything other doesnt, at least that can be reasonably proved. theres no power imbalance. whether or someone dehumanizes someone, theres nothing stopping from everyone dehumanizing anyone else. everyone has the same ability. therefore, karma doesnt care.
>>85569981cambodian men and women being tortured and genocided were not on the receiving end of karma, it was reality. karma is not real. please stfu with your bullshit spirituality if it's going to sound so surface level and boring, not even esoteric knowledge. u are literally just going "lol karma exists". That's the extent of your feel good philosophy that you believe in because of your privileged life. btw, total deja vu.
>>85569996walk up to a homeless man and berate him is what that was meant to say. im drunk. my bad
he's so adorable when he spills spaghetti everywhere bros
>>85569996>theres no power imbalance. whether or someone dehumanizes someone, theres nothing stopping from everyone dehumanizing anyone elsereading stuff like this in this place was expected. Besides, power imbalances come from personalities, morals and level of vulnerability of a person too. If you're punching down someone here who's not as responsive and amoral as you are, there is a power imbalance, power imbalance isn't just about class, physical condition etc. It's not always guaranteed Karma will come but there's a chance>>85569997As I wrote before, Karma isn't an even or just force>privilegedsounds like you're more privileged than I am actually
Dummies will do anything but observe reality.Anyway, my body craves a bf right now.
>>85570031thats not how power imbalances or karma work or interact with each other. i would urge you to do more research on the way the real karmatic systems of the world work. hinduism and buddhism touch on it, and theyre the closest to the truth of karma. gnosticism too, but to a much less degree. if you refuse, then theres nothing that can be done for you, and there is no point in interacting with you.
>>85570031>As I wrote before, Karma isn't an even or just forcethen learn what arbitrary means and see how it destroys the logical framework of karma. >sometimes good things happen because you did good things and sometimes bad things happen because of bad thing and sometimes good thing = bad thingwow, really impressive philosophy. next you're going to tell me about astrology?
>>85570047>if you refusewhy should I? I do have knowledge but I am always open to learn new stuff and understand the world better so I accept your suggestions to better my knowledge, but some things aren't written in books or theory, you just observe them in reality, man's theory supports you but cannot explain you everything>then theres nothing that can be done for you, and there is no point in interacting with youif anything, you're the close minded individual there's no point in interacting with due to yours preconceived notions
>>85570077>"youre close minded for refusing to interact with someone who would choose to be willingfully ignorant"so be it. i refuse to listen to people who speak of things they known nothing about after theyve refused suggested to learn about it. but you havent refused. which is intriguing. perhaps you will learn quite a good deal.>but some things aren't written in books or theory, you just observe them in reality, man's theory supports you but cannot explain you everythingwhile this is true enough, the theories of karmatic law and rule that buddists and hindus propose are much more well informed than anything else written. a lot is still hypothetical, and you can actually observe it working in the background in a way. but its not nearly as concrete or identifiable. that other anon mentions something about cambodians, and i think hes got the wrong idea. thats not karmatic rule or law, nor is it divine. thats just good old human cruelty. karma is a much more personal mechanism than that. its attuned to each individual, from what ive understood. this is all to say that youre gonna see it working in different ways than others, thought it will follow a vague pattern if you look hard enough.
oh yeah, i bet those Cambodians felt that personal karmic justice. i bet it felt very attuned to them as an individual. lmao, the delusion. im going to be called cynical for not believing this fairy tail garbage.
>>85570096>perhaps you will learn quite a good dealoh but I know quite a lot already, like this>karma is a much more personal mechanism than that. its attuned to each individual, from what ive understood. this is all to say that youre gonna see it working in different ways than others, thought it will follow a vague pattern if you look hard enoughas I'm not blinded by man's stiff intellectual arrogance, sometimes answers are quite simple and short as long as you accept many aspects of them are above any mortal comprehension. But I think I will use your suggestions as a good support, it helps having a framework as a reference to understand the system better, name things etc.
>>85570112too scared to backlink me, i see. do you think that a nonliving, unfeeling mechanism is living enough to intervene with something like that? thats like expecting the engine of a car to pay for fuel and pump it itself. >as long as you accept many aspects of them are above any mortal comprehensionbut thats the thing. they simply arent.
walk up to a homeless man and fellate him
>>85570148call that shit a community slurpice
>>85570135that's a different anon>they simply arentthey are. You are a mortal, a human, a bounded being, and so am I. You can try to understand and write books about universal laws such as "karma" and you will come slightly close to what they are for sure, while staying quite far from the truth, if there's any definite truth. That is not to say you can't understand some parts, but other parts will always be alien to you
>>85570162yeah, i fucked up the backlinking. like i mentioned, im a little drunk. thats my bad. it was meant to link back to your post after i was done yelling at that guy.>they simply arentdamn, i meant to say they ARE. fucks wrong with me. i dont necessary disagree that some parts will be completely alien, while others are perfectly understandable. but you can sort of look at it like coding. if you learn the syntax and language of one language, you will recognize it in another and be able to sort of understand what x does to y. you may not have *true* understanding, but you wont be completely lost. this is assuming im right, and were talking purely hypothetics and what-ifs at this point, so its anyones guess. ill be the first to admit that i could be very wrong.
>>85569997>cambodian menYes please
Mosquito in my room but all the spiders are just chilling. Lazy bums.
>>85570336post lazy bum
>>85570366No! But have some lazy bums instead.
>>85570414nta, but cutelonglegs are awesome
total spider death
>>85570506skin that thing and turn it into moccasins
>>85570518No harm the kitty. That said generally I leave spiders alone as long as they don't bother me.
>cambodians genocidewhat about palestinians?
>>85568882I hate niggers and rap music and I'm an r9k top. Can we be bfs and maybe sleep together naked with our warm bodies touched against each other?
>>85570611I'd love watching you taking a big black dick from a real thug nonny <3
>>85570546i've started asking people, "what do you think of israel?"it's funny to see how they respond
weepy faggot awardi am clearly very stable and top material
only bottoms can be gaycels
>>85571443Tru. If I were a top I'd fuck no matter what I looked like and where I am in life. But I don't have the top's dick size to be one.
>>85571327Shit I didn't realize I was replying to meowsimp. Never again.
>>85571443Not being able to suck on chad's cock does not make you a gincel that's not how it works
Would you guys want a homophobic, racist, xenophobic, etc (mostly conservative/tradtional of nature) big top bfs even though he can be emotionally abusive to you but won't cheat on you?
maybe but i'd actually prefer a homophobic, racist, xenophobic, etc (mostly conservative/tradtional of nature) big (or small) bottom bf
>>85572393set a preference on not being a pedophile first
>>85572415okay i also don't want him to be a pedophile (obviously) :)
>>85570047>research on the way real karmatic systems of the world work>real karmatic systems>realit was made up by literal poop people bro.
>>85572352>racist, xenophobic, etc (mostly conservative/tradtional of nature)Meh>even though he can be emotionally abusive to youNot sure where I stand on this yet>homophobicAbsolutely not. Gay or nothing.
i love chubby boysi love MEN. I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85569996Karma malfunctions here (like it does everywhere else, but taken up a level)It assumes the certainty requires to make a convictionBut here, except for the surface appearance of text on a screen, everything is uncertainThe same is true of people irl in general as wellRetributive morality is ass
>>85572498Uhmm sweatie?? Are you lost???? I inform you this place is for smooth beautiful twinks searching for their prince charming, possibly another twink or a hot babe, hope this helps!!! Bring your lardasses on gaygen and fuck off <3 <3
>>85572848this human doll is triggering my uncanny valley reflex
>>85572865sounds like you're just envious love <3 *sparkles*
I need to wage but I just want to fag out
>>85572865Don't be, the nigger comes from gaygen itself, no one pays this subhuman attention anymore tho cus he can only post this retarded wasian chink and talk about literally nothing else, bitch is devoid of personality and decency or even a human mind
>>85573014can't we all just express our faggot woes without making it weird
