Til death do us part editionprevious >>85469173
2nd reply has to take my virginity
is this true?>>85517562can't take what you don't have. go back to your bf.
>>85517620How about you take your meds and come sweep me off my feet
>>85517620yes, foids are incapable of providing the emotional, mental, and physical bonding possible with another guy.
>>85517620Love the gayreeks, yes some of them were pedarasts but the vast majority loved adult men.
gays i got an old telefunken radio from 1957 :3
>>85517205I have a bear obese bf. He masturbated me at the sea yesterday and sucked me underwater. It was so hot, I cummed. I hope we can do it again before the summer ends. I love touching his chubby body, he is fat but strong too
>>85518199Let me see it baby
>>85518237here you go anon c:
>>85518273sweet. Where did you find it? Do you collect antiques?
>>85518284thank you :) it was on an application where people sell second hand stuff. i've been looking around for an old radio like this for a while until i found a reputable seller. he had so many in his home so i went there and got the one i liked the most ^^i do love antiques but sadly they're too expensive for me, so only if i can get a very good deal for it, like the pocket watch on the radio
>>85518376It's a European radio, I can see the language is in German (German company I know), does it work in America at all?
where is my asexual boyfriend?
>>85518411yepp it's a german one. im actually not american don't let the flag fool you :p i've been able to pick up stations from my country on the FM frequency, and also ones from far away like china and france. it's very fun to mess with
>>85518437transistor or vacuum tube? Surprised it still works, really.
>>85518443vacuum tube! i was on the lookout for one that still worked well. they're built to last generally, but this one seller specifically has a big passion for these radios and changed a few components that were well worn, so i should get enjoyment out of it for a while c:
HOLLY HITCHINS I KNOW YOUR IN HERE BITCH MESSAGE YKW GET THE FUCK ON WHORE
Does anyone else get an irrational fear that they're mad when they don't immediately reply even though you for a fact know it's because they're just busy with something?
I considered getting KFC for labor day, good thing I restrained myself. That's the last thing my fat ass needs and why would I celebrate a holiday for workers when I've never worked a day in my lazy fat ass life?
>>85518627>I restrained myselfgood good boy
>you're minding your own business on the street>lost in your thoughts >suddenly a gay couple comes up, they look as hot and happy as you can imagine>they ask you to take pictures of them while they kiss and cuddlewhat do?
I can't decide if I should make homemade pizza or pasta tonight. I make the dough and sauce and everything from scratch.Or I could do stirfry or something
>>85518779I'll be having a skillet pasta meal, I know I need to do the spaghetti like I said I would but I keep putting it off.
When you don't give me love, you give me pale shelterYou don't give me love, you give me cold hands And I can't operate on this failure, when all I want to be isCompletely in command
I ended up making homemade pizza, I did a sausage pizza, pepperoni and a plain cheese.
I ate a chicken sandwich, it was mid.>>85520170a large sausage pizza? ;d
>>85518730instant rope
>>85517620Where is this passage from
>>85520600Beloved and God, page 84, by Royston Lambert
>>85520896sorry, I meant page 79
did a easy commission and got 35 bucks #swag
me in doggy position just before my bf penetrates me (trust is important)
>>85521366>tfw no bf who trusts meNot sure why this made me slightly emotional
I couldve had a long and happy life with a dozen aryan fuckbunnies on my side but i was born an ugly sclavenid polack faggot instead
>got coffee because I woke up too early>"it won't make me horny this time, I'll be okay">now I can't stop thinking about white cockI need a white guy to colonize my old latino ass, I would make such good sex slave, just use my body for your pleasure whenever you want, I need it, this is my purpose.
>>85521759uhm, what kinda coffee did you drink?
Yesterday I made a salad with lettuce and tomato, with a lil bit of mayo as dressing and some bacon on top with a single egg roll on the side. I think today I will finish off my shells and cheese.
>>85520896>>85520901Thanks I'll give it a look
>>85522132Shells and cheese sounds amazing, but I love shells and I love cheese so it's gotta be. So when should I come over to help finish them off?
>>85522299any time I make em' honestly, my family never wants to help me finish so I've been eating the stuff for nearly a week!>>85521759I understand the thirst but please stay strong bro!
what ever happened to that guy that was good at math he was fun to talk with
>>85522322That's crazy your family needs to get better taste, or maybe they shouldn't because then more for you hehe. Do you just make them like a regular mac and cheese, or are they more like stuffed shells?
I can't have sex because I'm not chad
>>85522396just regular mac with milk shells and three cheeses with bread crumbs on the top, very thick, I'm hoping when I get a bf he can help me with eating it all ha ha. Sorry for l8 response too I was playing clash royale.
>>85522511>install grindr>match with dirty old man>have seggs that hourNo excuse
>>85522523Gay incels don't exist.Call me picky but I'd rather remain khhv than match with someone icky, old and dirty
>>85522523Those dirty old men are chad only they will only bottom for chad this only works if you are a bottom then there's plenty of dirty old men
>>85522573This is the most retarded lie I ever read on the internet, you are the lamest retardest baiter I have ever seen in the 20 years I've bee on the internet.
>>85522636Bottoms only want chad they are the women of fags everyone knows this it's not bait it's just straight factsYou're probably just seething because you're a bottom chad only whore yourself
>>85522663I hope one day you will find something better to do with your time.
>>85522673I hope one day you people will learn to fuck other men besides chad
>>85522690You are talking to a 35 yo virgin, retard, the only thing stopping me from having sex is my inability to socialize, nothing else.
Trying to date or have sex with gay bottoms is a humiliation ritual unless you are chad
>>85522701I'm a 26 year old virgin and the only thing stopping me from having sex with bottoms is that I'm under 6 feet tall I'm a truecel you're a vocel these are completely different things
it seems like young virgin robots would be easy to take advantage of.
>>85522709You sound like somebody who got rejected once and made it their whole personality, you will keep posting the same bait for the next 3 years because you don't have anything better to do with your life, your life is meaningless, you should kill yourself now.When are you going to add the part where you say you have a micropenis? it already took more than 4 replies.
>>85522739Actually I've been rejected 27 times now not 1 time but 27 so get your facts straight bud I wouldn't be talking about bottoms being chad only whores if I didn't have facts and statistics to back it up
>>85522774You didn't mention your penis size.
>>85522731You would think so but in reality gay virgin bottoms have a deep intense obsession with chad's cock and will gladly reject any tops for being under 6 feet tall or not having a perfect looking pristine 8 inch cock they are very picky and will reject guys in the dozens for the slightest imperfection
>>85522785Why do you want to know my penis size so badly? You really want to insult and make fun of my penis that badly that you're now begging me to post it's size just so you can laugh at it and make fun of me for not having chad's perfect cock?
There it is, gg ez
I'll never understand why the majority of bottoms get off to insults tops cocks and saying they have micro penises it's like all bottoms are sadists to a degree and specifically have a sph fetish.Or maybe they just do that for my case because my dick is that small to them.
my son is firmly average
am I really going to watch a female sex demon straight romance anime just for the male love interest? Yes, I amWill I self insert as the sex demon girl? I don't think so
bottoms are sex demons and i'm'st exorcise them with my average penis
I'm 32 and the only thing keeping me from having sex is I think a lot of bottoms are ugly short boney goblins with poor hygiene and no mental maturity.
>>85523778plenty of bottoms that aren't like that, they just aren't pushed by gay spaces like twinks are
I;m going to spend my money and finally get a marker for my mom's grave. It's only been nearly 4 years. The reason was that I went today because it was her birthday and I couldn't find it, I had to use their location feature to find it. I know this makes me horrible.
>>85523784Yeah I guess, every guy I've ever met that refers to themselves as a "Twink" was super greasy, horrific acne scars, they look like a pale midget nosferatu and their asscheeks have a chad jawline from their boney pelvis sticking out. Pic related.
>>85523837happy birthday to your mommy>I know this makes me horribleyou were all alone when that happened, it's not the standard of course but I think your mom will forgive that you know. Don't be too hard on yourself, ok?
>>85523863She would have been 66 this year. And I wasn't totally alone at her funeral, there were 2 of her friends there, but that was it. One of them I haven't seen or talked to since and the other kept in touch for a little while but has since stopped.
>>85523861eh! I had a different stereotype of twinks since they present themselves as these angelic, perfect, young, clean boywives, youthful and sassy, I didn't care about that much anyway because I am one of the few remaining gays in the world who isn't into twinks, skinny guys just aren't my thing. It's fun learning that reality is different from marketing Poor hygiene is new but not too surprising to be honest, some young gays had poo like breath, as for mental maturity it's a known fact, they pride themselves in their youth, you should go for people your age
>>85523878>66that's young...I'm so sorry :( fuck whatever happened. What was your mom like? I read she was a bit like you >And I wasn't totally alone at her funeralI meant you were alone after she died story, in things like these depression hits you so hard you can't really think about anything else or do anything, you get numb
do boys with severe abandonment issues deserve love?
>>85523921She died at 62, had pneumonia we didn't know about. One day had trouble breathing really and her heart stopped. They eventually restarted it at the hospital but she was brain dead. She was similar to me, very anxious but also kinda the opposite of me in the fact that she was hyper detail orteinted while I only see the big picture on things. And yeah I've been alone but I knew that was coming for years before her death.
>>85523922depends: if they can feel genuine love for others and aren't total sociopaths, yes. If they only care about themselves by default, not really. It takes a lot of patience to build a relationship with someone with abandonment issues
>>85523948>had pneumonia we didn't know abouthad a bunch of loved ones dying that way too...>And yeah I've been alone but I knew that was coming for years before her deathI hope you find some happiness man, makes me sad reading you always feel like that, in a way I get you. When my folks will be gone, I won't have anyone close either >She was similar to me, very anxious but also kinda the opposite of me in the fact that she was hyper detail orteintedtypical mom :)
>>85523901I used to like skinny guys but now I'm more into average weight dudes after things ended with my ex because he was le skeleton ass. More than anything I'd like to meet a guy who's entire personality doesn't revolve around being gay. But for that to happen I'd actually have to try to date and I just don't have the patience for it anymore.
>>85523971She was also very heavily religious and anti-gay. I want to say one reason I'm so reserved comes from years of hiding any outward signs of my gayness.
>>85523985I'm sorry to hear that, I guess she was the typical american suburbs mom, right? Did that change something for you when she passed? Sorry if that's an insensitive question. My folks aren't really open to gayness either
>>85524007Sorta but as long as she thought you were straight she was perfectly friendly to you. She tried to live by christiananity and wasn't merely a 'pew christian' like a lot of them are. When she passed nothing changed in that matter, I'm stuck in my ways. I wouldn't even know how to act outwardly gay. Plus I look like a creepy fat balding freak.
>>85524026Cultism corrupts kind souls too, but the kindness stays. Gay son-religious parents relationships are always complex and tragic
>>85524058Its how she was raised, my grandparents were also very religious. They sheltered her and she was generally very naive about the modern world, particular about interpersonal stuff. In turn she sheltered me and tried to raise me religious in the same way.
>>85524078do you believe in the afterlife?
>finally meet a guy willing to date me>he is a casual sex haver and isnt attracted to me sexually so he just jerks off alone all the timeDefinitely killing myself after this one
>>85524087not really but honestly I don't know. Part of me hopes some part of them is out there somewhere and that death isn't just non-existence but at the same time that actually sounds kinda good.
>>85524117do you ever get signs?
>>85524123like what? Signs that maybe they're still around? The answer is no. Mom on the other hand was very spiritual and claimed to have a personal connection with god and to have dreams of dead relatives and of Jesus frequently, which she saw as 100% supernatural.
>>85523972I've always preferred guys my weight or bigger. Big bottoms are hot and highly underappreciated, probably due to diet beliefs. Do people think skinny guys feel "cleaner" than heavier guys? Like their butt is somehow less dirty? I can be into a skinny guy sometimes, but their skinniness isn't the main attraction for me.>I'd like to meet a guy who's entire personality doesn't revolve around being gayYou just want a regular dude to love and be a dude with. Plenty of guys outside the mainstream gay scene feel this way, but they struggle to find a place where they fit in, aside from overly masculine spaces that end up being gayer. What was it about how he expressed his gayness that turned you off?
>>85524093Have you tried fucking someone who isn't chad? maybe if you stopped only dating chads it would work out differently
>>85524390I fucked a Trevor the other day
>>85524411Doesn't matter what you call him he's still chad and you still fucked him and you're still a chad only whore
>>85524443what if I fucked a Timmy? That doesn't sound a very chad-like name
>>85523861average 35 years old "twink" btw
>>85524483What if you stopped being a whore and stopped telling us the names of the all men you slept with instead?
>>85524508what if I fucked a Sarah?
>>85524525It would mean that you're a chad only whore that's also bisexual and you need to stop telling us about all the people you've fucked
>>85524576what if I fucked a cuckbot?
>>85524593That's not my name and you can't since cuckbot doesn't exist there's only chudbot and he's not chad so you can't fuck him either because you're chad only
>>85524605what if I fucked a car's tailpipe?
>>85524651I've seen a video of an indian guy doing that. Are you indian saar?
>>85524659what if I fucked an Indian?
Started paying for my family's food on occasion since I got my mcjob and it's wiped out my savings. I guess I'm part of the family now, instead of just a neet. Fair is fair, they fed me for 2 decades. >>85524093>he is a casual sex haver and isnt attracted to me sexually so he just jerks off alone all the timeBrutalI like your picrel
>>85524605what if I fucked a bear (literal)?
>step on the scale>back up to 131It's so easy to dip into binging when you're trying to crash diet.
>>85524955you should try crash bandicoot instead, way more fun
>>85524723>>85524794What if you fucked yourself? whore
>>85525001it's not long enough :( meanie!
what if I fucked up?
>>85525041I've seen videos of bottoms stuffing their own cocks into their asses and their cocks never seemed that long it always looked like flexibility in their penis was what mattered most. Also you're the mean one for talking about fucking indians and chad all day long.
>>85525072I didn't fuck chad! I fucked Trevor! And then the tailpipe
>>85525082Okay whore I don't care about your semantics what I care about is you being a disgusting whore that won't shut up about who you've fucked
I mightve fucked up my life by choosing an useless college degree but. i dont care
>>85525162What degree is it? I am somewhat knowledgeable of this given my BA in history.
I'm seeing a lot of hate to gay Chad in this thread. Don't be mad when a butterfly way out of your league ignores your message. You are a gay; and as such, society expects you to conform to certain expectations. I just chatted with a girl about our favorite musicals while sitting like a fag. Can you say the same?
>>85525197history and starting classical philology this year
>>85523922towa you fucking idiot the water is going to extinguish your cigarette
>>85525219It's a good degree for pre-law, and anything that requires analytical writing or research. You can find work in a lot of administrative positions and like, office jobs.
Well I got the notice today, probably going to lose my medicaid in January. There's an 80/hr month work/community service requirement to keep it.Some of you will likely be happy my fat neet ass no longer gets free healthcare. I thought I'd have until at least next March when they normally do the renewals.
>>85525279I am not happy at all, that's troubling, and America's health system is pretty fucked up, whole world knows it. However the community service job might be the kind of thing that will help you to change your ways, even if just by a little. It's one of those consequences you feared so much but at the same time the kind of consequences you said were going to get you to do something about yourself, you said that yourself. A consequence like this is better than losing your home due to no money leftMaybe when the orange steps out of the office and dems come in, you might get everything back too
>>85525516Maybe, but I'm going to work then I'll just do a regular job and get paid. I'd lose the medicaid anyway. And I will be voting a straight dem ticket in Nov, as always.
>>85525546>but I'm going to work then I'll just do a regular job and get paidthat's no small feat. Even just a stupid part time job to have some more money to pay the bills is a huge improvement for your life, no need for a 9 to 5 for now, 80 hours a month it's like 20 hours a week>I'd lose the medicaid anywayyou lose it if you work? Don't know how that worksIt's hard to stay positive now of course, work is a bummer, but a few good thing may follow
>>85525589Its a work or community service requirement. I'm not going to work ~16 hours a week for free. If I'm going to work I'd do an actual job and get paid. Oh and you lose medicaid if you work (for pay) too much, over a certain amount (its very low and any regular part-time job is generally enough to kick you off). So unless I work for free doing community service I'd lose it either way.
>>85525622>I'm not going to work ~16 hours a week for freethat's fair that's fair. I think you got this>So unless I work for free doing community service I'd lose it either way.that sucks. Hope free healthcare will be a thing soon there, a lot of americans are fed up with this kind of system
>>85525694I don't count on it, really. Everything is just going to get worse.
>>85525708>Everything is just going to get worse.that's for most of the world, but I think a lot of your people had enough with orange's politic
>>85525717either way he's out in '28, but he can do a lot of damage in two more years. Ohio is red state now and if we get the republican governor he might just get rid of expanded medicaid (what get that has no asset, just income and now work requirements) all together.
>>85525279I pray that even a fraction of the people being murdered this way have the means to fight back. Voting is pointless at this stage, they will never leave power peacefully. The only way out is to kill all the nazis.
>>85517205has anyone here been rejected while actually to the point you were undressed and making out and touching eachother? i got asked to call it and leave after i apparently was too awkward during the foreplay somehow and freaked out the ftm dude i was seeing. it feels kinda horrible ngl this is the first time ive ever been rejected during a first interaction with someone, he blocked me after (rightfully so cause i was sending him pathetic messages)
>>85526104>ftmIt's not your fault, son.
>>85526104i don't try hookups anymore because i had to stop halfway through two different times
>>85526219but like what was the reason, im not sure what happened if i like just looked too uncomfortable cause i was nervous and turned him off, i just dont even know
>>85526244hookups can be very awkward. there's a reason people usually get to know each other first. it's hard to get in the mood. my pp get soft. maybe he felt self-conscious, or awkward, or the mood was off and he just wasn't horny. i wouldn't take it personally.
>>85526104No usually I get rejected way before ever meeting the person face to face since one of the very first questions bottom ask me is how tall I am or how much I weigh and then they instantly realize that I'm not chad and reject me for it never giving me the opportunity to meet them.
I fucked Chad last weekend, shared our texts with him and he laughed at how whiny and pathetic you are
>>85523972I mean he wasn't gay he was bi and he actually openly admitted that he wanted someone more girly and I'm the polar opposite of girly (I mean I have 'girly' interests like cooking, baking, gardening, doing stupid arts and crafts stuff, etc) and his hygiene kinda sucked so it was like a mutual separation I just think I took it harder because I thought I was the catch.>>85524176I mean expressing your homosexuality isn't a problem at all it's more like when that's the only thing you bring to the table. You know that type that just talks about sex and cock and taking it up the ass by 50 guys all the time. Hell I even have a secret cum dump fetish but I don't talk about that shit in public and I definitely keep my fantasies separated from what I'd actually do. Your sexuality should be a private matter, no one needs to know how many dicks you suck. As for the big guy thing, I dunno I've gone out with some big dudes and they had a kind of body odor that was very apparent and not really something I'd ever want to smell again I'm definitely an average sized guy kinda guy.
anyone wanna run some deadlock
I'm not allowed to play deadlock with bottoms since I'm not chad
I dont know if I could play deadlock I'm pretty whiskey drunk atm
I have never been drunk in front of other men. I just realized. Weird.
>>85526091>you can't pretend things from others for freeahh help! I'm being murdered!
I'm so tired I think it's bedtime for me basically many days in a row of at most 4 hours of sleep has gotten to me but I ate a big dinner again so I'm going to have acid reflux and wake up to that in the middle of the night and then not fall asleep again because I'm kind of stupid c:
what's updogi mean deadlock
>>85526878>locks you in the basement with no food or water>you dienot my fault lol should have got a job
Gay Sex! I'm banned on lgbt!
>>85526993Goncradulations! That place sucks harder than a dude in a wig in the bathroom at arbys on hwy 90 outside north bend!
>>85526972in this example, negative rights of the person being locked in the basement have been violated first, and there's a causal link between the conduct of the perpetrator and the damage. In the healthcare example, no negative rights have been violated; there was no obligation in the negative sense.so it's not a gold analogy at all.
>>85527029>gold*good
>newfag giving story sympathy againAh.
>>85527036What would you do if a guy pulled down his pants and he had a golden tallywacker? Fasha.
I'm tired of all the injustice in the world. I will continue to avoid being evil and spread joy whenever possible.I have a headache so I'll try and sleep now. Good night r9gayins...
>>85527051enough with the dirty talk!
>>85527089Tomorrow I'm making blueberry pancakes and sausage for breakfast with REAL MAPLE SYRUP.
>Have you heard the story bout Adam and Steve?>Boys are doing fine, doing fine without Eve>Tonight there will be two big snakes>Coz God makes no mistakes>Tonight there will be two big snakes in Paradise
>>85526104>ftmNot your fault anon, she "got the ick" and that's a pretty common thing among females, actually it is your fault for going for a FTM and not expecting this, it won't happen with men, prison gay men will jack off with you and after they are done the post cum clarity hits them, they may block you after they cum since it feels awkward with the post cum regret hitting hard, women are the ones who reject the way you just got played, if you wanna go full degen because you want to fuck pussy remember they are women and they may get the ick at any moment.
>>85527719I thought ftm """gay""" people were supposed to have really low standards given how they complain all the time about being rejected by everyone ?
>>85527824>dates a pooner>expects rational thinkingWhat was the boob situation like was it just giant scars or what I imagine the nipples look hilarious
>>85527824Have you ever seen a woman who doesn't complain about everything claiming to be a victim 24/7? have you ever seen a woman get rejected?
>>85527855I'm not the pioneer guy, I personally would never date a ftm>>85527915I've seen women getting rejected, but this is a ftm, so not a man enough to date other men, and not a woman enough to date other women. all that's left is degenerates with extremely weird fetishes
>>85528172>pioneer*pooner
uhm, is a femboy man enough for your taste???
>take a poop>step on the scale>130We're gonna make it anons.
ringa had a boat full of guns and still died, really makes you think>>85528323did you take a Before, how much was the poo?
>>85528414131 before.I can't have too much food in my digestive tract at one time bc I look bloated if I do.
>take another, bigger poo>hop on the scale>131
scat thread?
ewww so gross, isn't pooping like...a straight thing?
>>85517205i am sick of dealing with woman and cute boys get me hard
>>85526576try /lgbt/ this isn't a normie board.
>>85527114that sounds nice, let us know how it goes.
I am enginearing my limit. I am no longer being civil.
at 3pm I meet some people to see how much a grave marker is for mom's grave. Hopefully it isn't too high but its needed. I should have done it a while ago.
>>85529650Sorry about your mum
I'm 125lbs and gay bottoms reject me for being too skinny and twinky but then when I gain weight they call me fat and reject me for weighing too much
>>85528196Yes give me femboy sex right now sir
>>85528916It went well, I had sausage and eggs with the pancakes. Ended up just topping them with lingonberry jam.
>tfw no lingonberry jam bf to top you
>>85530570you've lost your mind
>>85530590tell me something I don't know pal
>>85527028Yeah but it's pretty peaceful at least. Gaygen is full of uggos that are catty and miserable and obsessed with each other. They're all lying constantly about themselves while sniping at each other. I'm glad being banned
i got down to a truly skinny weight for the first time in my life recently and basically have zero fat or padding around my penis now so seeing and feeling it all for the first time in my life is a bit eye opening and shocking. i have no idea why some people want insanely huge 8"x6" or bigger dicks. i'm a bit below 8.5" with decent girth and it looks 3x as big on me now and feels about twice as heavy and long since none of it is hidden or padded by fat anymore. i always carried a lot of my weight in my pelvic region, more so than anywhere else and it was so stubborn to lose over the years, so with nothing there now it feels and looks ridiculous, i'm more or less 8" non bonepressed now. i think i'm officially over any sort of delusional penis size neuroticism i had before, it just took a straight year of consistent moderate cardio to get that last bit of fat to disappear. most of my life i was 6.5" non bonepressed, even at a "healthy" weight. so it looked basically normal.
>>85530765Congratulations after years of your life you finally have the bare minimum penis size to top and have sex with bottoms now lets just hope that you're also 6'4" tall or else you're still going to get rejected on sight.
>>85530843my maternal grandfather was apparently around that tall and equally as big down there so it probably looked normal on him. i am 5'10" since both my parents are 5'6".
>>85531007Why were you looking at and measuring your grandfather's cock?
>>85531068i never knew the guy, never even saw him, and he's been dead for about 5 years and was a fuckup loser like me, and i also apparently look a lot like him. my maternal grandmother saw my bulge once because i was recovering from an accident and she said it was like he had stopped by to visit. she's made other jokes before too related to it. i definitely didn't get it from my dad since he's always wore small and tight underwear that would genuinely strangle my flaccid/semi. genetics are complicated but i remember reading something like our dad gives us the genetics to grow a penis and your maternal grandfather's genetics have a bigger impact on your size than your dad or something. it's all random at the end of the day ultimately which is why brothers can have wildly different sizes, but my dad has been fat as fuck most of his life and i really doubt that would be the case if he has a penis like mine. knowing my penis is as big as it is was a big reason for me to want to get truly skinny. so it'd look and feel bigger.
>>85531125Why do you flirt with your elderly grandmother and have sexual tension with her? kind of gross
>>85531147cause she's an old hippie who used to hangout with native drug dealers and biker gangs ages ago. i'm fairly certain my parents know my size too they just don't say anything about it since they're not perverts like my grandmother. i'm almost certain my grandmother was a massive size queen in her youth despite her being max 5'2" back then.
I'm so cool and strong. I'm so sexual. I'm a hot male.
>>85531257choke me and rape me
Well it'll be around 1600 total for the grave marker. Not as bad as I was expecting but still a decent amount. I'm going to do it though, the only thing I'd do with the money would be eat fast food.
All the top has to do is mention casually that he's chad and the bottom's first instinct is to beg to be raped and choked.I hate bottoms.
>>85531290im sorry please love me
>>85531272No... I'm hot but I'm a good person too.
If all the bottoms want to be raped or choked that must mean all the tops want to do is rape and choke. Checkmate tops.
>>85531323>I'm a good person uhh I need proof of that
mmhmmm i'am imagining a boypussy now
top and bottom are kinda dumb distinctions since its all relative, the dominant one in the relationship tops, really simple, put two "bottoms" together and one will come out on "top"
>>85532013No, no, don't you know top and bottom are practically different species? They have completely different wants and desires.
>>85532013not true because bottoms are all no estrogen now and literally can't get an erection
Why does /r9gay/ exist when /lgbt/ exists?
>>85532081so you have something to seethe about
>>85532085I don't care about it, I'm just curious. I wasn't sure if it was because /lgbt/ is more /trans/ than gay. I have no problem with the gays. Despite this, I will throw a wrench into the thread for shits and giggles and ask if you consider bisexuals to be legitmite as regular gays.
>>85532081this is autistic femboy/twink general, with a few guys who are still virgins. Lgbt, speaking of gaygen, is more varied but has almost no virgins
>>85532081we are afraid of sex and men
>>85532160Oh cool. Speaking of which, how does one fuck these autistic femboys and twinks. Do I buy them a fomo or something? I'm not gay though.
At one point and time this was the gay virgin thread and gaygen was for sex havers, we are now a gaygen colony.
>>85532184become a twink or a chad
>>85532204I'm absolutely neither. Manlet with balding genetics. My day has been ruined. Fucking hairy as hell though across my entire body. Even on the reverse side of my hand, not the palm, has hair on it. I look like an actual bear (not the sexual term which I barely understand or the gay in general)
I am afraid of men, expecially gay men. I was afraid of gay men when I was little too and I was a pretty boys lusting little boy
>>85532224you're not welcome here nasty troll
>>85532224>Fucking hairy as hell though across my entire bodyooh that's no good, run because this place would shoot hairy men on sight if it was legal. Speaking of which, are you mediterranean? Indian? Those guys tend to be naturally hairy
Hey I'm the thread ugly fat loser, this is my attention whoring grounds. At least I'm actually gay.
I slept for 12 hours today and still have a headache. fuhhhh
>>85532254Yeah, no offense but I understand now why r9gay is a thing now. Besides that point, celtic. Even got some ginger on me. I think this thread is filled with eggs anyway because how they have that gay trans speech thing. I see it in some of the replies.
>>85532224you will have more luck on gaygen if you look like that. Not saying you're going to find someone to fuck for sure but they're more open
>>85532276Oh no, I'm not actually gay. I just don't consider femboys/twinks/trans men.
>>85532275>Yeah, no offense but I understand now why r9gay is a thing now>I think this thread is filled with eggs anywaydon't worry, the few sane anons here know this
>eggsevil groomer rapist language
do you guys become ungay after cumming?
>eggsYea nigga we're nearing the end of this thread
>>85532286>I just don't consider femboys/twinks/trans menand they don't consider you human. Stop falling for the meme about men being easier to fuck and go for actual women, it's actually easier to get sex with them than with the guys you're interested in
>>85532275>Besides that point, celtic. Even got some ginger on melike an irish leprechaun? You sound hot
>>85532306r/egg_irl>>85532318I just jumped into curiousity and I'm surprised how uhhh interesting this thread is. Have fun or whatever, I didn't mean to offend.>>85532342Close enough. Thanks anyway.
What kind of eggs would you make for your bf in the morning after you fucked, r9gay?
no eggs to crack at breakfast or beyond, I'm not an American. I'll bake something, like a brioche bread
>>85532363shit is so random
>>85532160Lgbt is full of annoying narcissistic trannies that's why I'm here
I remember this conversation here
>>85532368i liked the ones they served with bentos in japan
>>85532460is it that different here? There's just less people and less tripfags, transgenders (in denial) and narcissists are still a thing here too, we're just more naive
There are the least amount of concentrated narcissists here unironically. Everyone here is a meek autistic incelic gay man.
>>85532184be a cluster b whisperer who just happens to share his special interest expect to work way harder overcoming hangups and neurosis when you could've just fucked some normie whorebag from grindr
>>85531315Sorry I'm incapable of love after bottoms have rejected me so many times I'm now a bitter seething asshole who can only hate other people and it's entirely you're fault
>>85531328Except all bottoms want to be raped and choked by chad only so that means all the chad tops want to do is rape and choke. All the non chad tops are never brought into the equation since they're not chad.
>>85532537I fucked a sock today, am I still a whore?
>>85532184>Do I buy them a fomo or something? What"s a fomo?
>>85532204Gay bottoms actually hate twink tops because bottoms always reject me for being too short and skinny and twinky
>>85532568you're a evil person
>>85532553You always will be you can't reset your body count despite how many seething roasties make tiktoks saying that they have.
>>85532560Like those plushie fumos? I don't know what exactly they are but I know you guys like that ikea shark o algo.
I wonder if it would be easier to be a fat top than skinny. Because for some reason gays really like fatties
I'm really into being a submissive in BDSM scenarios. I'm really kinky. I like latex, bondage, leather, fursuits, petplay, collar, gag, etc. I even drank my own piss, just a sip, like bear grylls. I'm a fucking freak that is unlovable. How can I look people in the eye when I like this crazy shit?
>>85532553what kind of sock?
>>85532582Only if you're also tall they generally just want the top to be physically bigger then they are but if you're short and fat they'll just hate you even more. Height really matters.
>>85532574oh I would never want to stumble across those evil roastie-something talking about their hacks, can you tell me their names so I can avoid them better?
>>85532560a finnish homojust like many of our finest posters
>>85532573I'm not. Bottoms deserve to be hated for their actions.
>>85532615meow simp is here again
what matters is your soul. Be a good guy
>>85532611I don't know their names I only see them when my friends repost the clips in a chat
>>85532595But do you really need the extreme stuff? There's people into snuff and are probably happily married without any snuff play at all. And it's not like those things are even extreme, expensive yes, extreme no.
>>85532655>he's got friends why do you came here then?
>>85532595Do you like fisting
>>85532699no gross i want a tight butthole. >>85532674people into snuff? that's evil...
>>85532690I come here to complain about how I can't have sex and how bottoms have treated me poorly and I get to annoy all the bottoms here by exposing their shitty behavior as a bonus. Also I'm not really sure if I'd consider them real friends since they always make me the butt of their jokes and have tried to dox me in the past
>he's into snuff but would be a draft dodger. He would flee the country to avoid war but he likes watching mexican cartel executionslow iq aspd
So few fags are fuck able I don't see why you aren't all incels. Like 1% of fags even care enough to be breedable
Why has nobody assassinated me yet? I'm untouchable.
>>85533008You sound ill lad
>>85533012im literally dying of the disease known as life and you expect me to act normal?
>>85533008I'll shoot in your butt gay boy
>>85533057like cupid?
>>85533052It'll be ok. We're all dying
>>85533124no, im sinking into the abyss and im all alone. it will not be okay. it will be dark and cold
>>85533139idk what to say. we're all going to do that one day. you're posting here so you're not dying. you need someone to hug and love like we all do. we're all starving together in the same way for love
I'm eating snacks
doesn't feel like i can connect with anyone anymore even my fellow anons it's over
>>85533479all i hear are more excuses
>>85533495it's not like i don't try, posting and replying in threads. just feels like there was a relative ease of commonality to bridge that's gone now. if it's still there, then the current methods no longer work and i'm unsure of how to proceed from that.
>>85533534People throughout history made conversation with their voice not a keyboard and mouse. This isn't the ideal place to get to know people.
>>85533674I don't really connect with irl people either. I mean I only have coworkers to talk with but yeah it's pretty not there.
>>85526244'enshi in the 'hreadanyway, sorry it happened to you, and so bluntly at that :(coulda just been a woman moment, but i think what 277 said is probs true
>>85531595I ran into a guy doing the fent fold today, standing bent over on the sidewalk. He was just hanging out. This black kid went over and started recording from a distance and then going up and messing with him. Touching him and stuff. The kid walked off as soon as the guy reacted. He was pumping his fist and laughing and texting his friends. I thought, the kid is even more hopeless than the guy is. What an evil little brat. At least me and that old lady were there to watch out for the poor bums.
>>85534078america daily life lol
>>85534078This... has no bearing on you being a good person or not. It does sound like you live in a shithole thoughbeit.
>>85533323You are the snack thoughbeit
aaa it's too hot, even my butt is sweating
this constant tirade about bottoms turning this one anon down is giving me the 'ick.
>>85534141I live in one of the nicer parts of the country, but that's all relative. It's not a good country. There are not many good people here. Oh well. Bad people are still people and they deserve a second chance. Maybe someday they can do good too. That's why it's so important to look out for them and help them to get better. If the good people don't help, who will?
I'm gonna teach you all about love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJMi3m8spJA
i'm sorry but none of you were meant for happiness
>>85534312In this world, only a fool is happy.
Check it out [vine boom]One, two [vine boom]Beast mode, What ya wanna do? [vine boom]Yes y'all [vine boom]We Merciless!! [vine boom]And until now, you ain't ever heard of us [vine boom]
https://voca.ro/1jCvwvHhA5qz
i tried to find a male psychologist and they all look like absolute freaks. how am i supposed to be open and honest with these fucking weirdos? you can tell they all have the same mindvirus where they actually believe their own shit, and your perspective is just poisoned and needs adjustment. it's fucking over.
>>85534895just pick one and go for it man fuck it
>>85534895psychotherapy is a meme
how much has /r9g/ changed in the last 6 years?
Sticking my dick in a tomato and call it cream of tomato soup.
>>85535325I made cream of tomato soup last week, it involves a blender
>>85535376I more meant i was pissing and cumming in the tomato, but thats pretty nice you made a soup.
>>85535074tsmt. doesn't do anything. unironically, if you know what you're doing, self medicating is more effective.
saw 5 hotties today on the street, 5!! Of course I'd never be able to fuck any of them but it's nice seeing them and their bulging pecs and plump asses
I drove past a firetruck today
men are cruel. There, I said it.
I havent left my house today. or week actually.
>>85536173>or week actually.based
I didn't gain any weight at the doctor's office which is good, still holding at 290. I haven't been eating all that much though. My bp was better though, so maybe I won't be croaking any time soon.
Amazon's recommending me douches.
>>85537083Gotta keep that bussy nice and clean, never know when a top will get that urge.
>>85534258You know what gives me the ick? When I find out that bottoms only fuck chad
thank you for the suggestion, but i will once again be listening to death while i play my biedo games before i got to beddies.
>>85525162the grad jobs for my degree field pay significantly less than the heavy machinery job i went into that doesn't require a degree so it certainly is a 280iq move to go into that debt
>>85532184>Oh cool. Speaking of which, how does one fuck these autistic femboys and twinks. Do I buy them a fomo or something? I'm not gay though.you'd unironically have better odd's trying to fuck a biological woman, which is what any "gay" guy exclusively interested in "twinks" and femboys actually wants. stop watching porn for 6 months, its messed your head up silly.
>>85538703seconding this hard
Liking twinks is okay, its the femboy only type that is the cancer.
>>85538782twinks only is cancer too and probably a ephebophile since you can be a twink up until 30 at best, by twinks' own definition. So the guy will still want to date guys 20 years younger than him when he's 40
Is baking with your body fluids romantic or am i just very out of touch? I just keep thinking about making cakes with my semen as a really romantic gesture but that might be insane to a real person, unsure though.
it's bad that i can't remember any of the names of the last 4 men i've fucked over the last 12 months.makes me feel like a gay james bond tho so its kinda cool to.
>>85538821that is both insane and gross.you are out of touch.
>>85538838Fuck. well thats another future idea ruined.
>>85538821Only if both parties agree to it and are fully aware, and then only certain fluids like semen (which will just boil away harmlessly)
>>85538821pretending this post isn't trolling I am kinky but not THAT kinky...also don't waste food like that, food is sacred
>>85538821why is this a thing? Is this a gross version of putting yourself into a dish or something? That's the appeal?
>>85538813>girls under 30 only is cancer too and probably a ephebophile since you can only be under 30 until 30 at best, by being under 30s own definition. So the guy will still want to date girls 20 years younger than him when he's 40
I think I might've developed an actual crush on Peter Thiel even though he's twice my age and married... what do
>>85539326wait no, actually 3 times my age.
where did you meet your boyfriend / husband ?
>>85539352...I met my ex on GTA online doing a heist.
>>85539367huh, I don't like GTA online
>>85539395it's ok he sucked even as an ebf anyway and just wasted my time.
>>85539352I met him on 4chan (of course)
Have you ever been massaged by a man
>>85539352Grindr, it's the best feeling in the world when they ask you for your number after meeting.
>literally just trying to make the world a nicer place with his music>outcasted and then diesI miss him a lot. Obligatory 9/11 remembrance post also attached at the end. Mossad dead internet posting aside, that event really fucked up our trajectory in the world existing a normal, somewhat positive state. It's heartbreaking and I wish people wouldn't joke about it, but they will cause people are just people at the end of the day. I feel worn down by all the bullshit going on the world.
>>85540716yeah the 90s were a great time (I say as as a 90s kid even though I really was conscious for the first half of it), everything went to shit after 9/11, likely intentional.
>>85541084I mean 9/11 was just a horrible event with horrible consequences. It really boils down to that.
the refreshing tingle of menthol in shampoo
'cord server for gaycels by gaycelsxNb7tjKH4u
>>85541678I'm not joining that to dox myself dumb dumb
>>85540716>sleeps in a bed with other peoples children as a grown man and doesnt expect nonce allegationsobviously michael was a victim of abuse himself but that still doesnt make it any less weird.
>>85541742Yeah the sad thing was it never came out that he abused them they just slept in his bed like a slumber party. Not saying the dude wasn't a creepy weirdo but I don't think it was a sexual thing it was more like "I never got to do this as a kid because my Dad would beat me if I didn't make him rich".I feel bad for Michael the dude was just all fucked up from years of abuse.
>>85541721how would joining a discord server lead to you getting doxxed?
>>85541768Someone will recognize me I'm sure of it and I'm also not an incel I'm voluntarily celibate because I'm too busy for dating rn
>tfw no musky gooner bf
>>85541819you're so real for that baby
>>85541821You look like that and say that don't you
>>85541830i'm a bit less geriatric but yeah pretty much
>>85541833> 33What a stud
>>85541836I'm not even 30 yet I just have the endless deadend wage grind and brinking midlife crisis of a boomer
stop being sassy, you're not royaltyactions have consequences, you can't just diss peopleall because you don't get any dick
All the cute twinks and people younger than me blocked me on grindr. Pic related is literally me.
>>85541906you still have the uncute twinks and older people to block you. get to it pal
>>85541906>they took the time and effort to block youdumb twinks LOLE
>>85541914There is this nice lad I always talk to slightly younger than me, but he is uggo as sin but I feel connection.
>>85538821Combining two good thing doesn't make it better. Sometimes things are best kept separate :).
>>85523971>>had pneumonia we didn't know about >had a bunch of loved ones dying that way too... >amerisharts blast freezing ac when outside is +40 degrees>wonder why they die horrific lung deathsBeing a non-conscious shartmerican is a mental illness in itself
>>85541972>but he is uggo as sin but I feel connection>anon discovers actual love
>>85541991go die in 80 degree weather or something
>listen to "alternative" web radio>satanic devil worship music starts playing>start feeling badWhat Could God mean by this?
>>85542039That you're a big dummy that needs to stop believing in fairy tales!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7mhQipwdb0
>>85542058I think it makes me feel bad for a reason. I don't think I should listen to more of it. I rather like my sanity ty very much.
>>85542068>I rather like my sanity ty very much.Heh, it's not worth much when you're religious.
Never going to stop wanting the same guy award
>>85539352feel i was one of the rare gays who met my husband at school.we were both skinny outcast dorks.but now he's chubby (which i dont mind).
>>85541764many such cases in the entertainment industry.i'd say its better now but that isnt true and there is still 100% shitty parents exploiting their children for money.thats just life.
>>85542083You aren't worth much if you aren't religious, anyways.
Why is this board and general so anti-Christian?
>>85542425It's not this board or this general but rational people. All religions are false, simple as.
>>85542449but fren all theists are rational.
>>85542460Wrong, you can't believe fairy tales without evidence and call yourself rational.
>>85542466But there is a lot of evidence for these folktales.... that are grounded in reality.
all the evidence indicates the romans should have slaughtered everything in judea
>>85542481God wouldn't allow that to happen demon-kun :3
>>85542474There is no reason to entertain any religion. It only happens because parent force their child to do it or some gullible idiot traps himself in it. That's all there's to it.
>>85542493How would you explain all the converts through out history then?
>>85542531Gullible idiots, like I said.
>>85542535But some of them were rather smart learned men.
>>85542541Learned, maybe. Smart, no.
>>85542549Whataboutism. Apparently everyone in history isn't as smart as the modern man it seems.
>>85542555A smart man doesn't fall for fairy tales without evidence. You have no argument whatsoever and never will have any. There is no good reason to believe in any religion, period.
>>85542566But I think there is substantial evidence for these stories. For example there is archeological evidence for the Hebrew tribes crossing the red sea at certain point. Or the fact that Sodom today is smoked out salt ruin is also another interesting one.You need to have faith but temper it with reason imho.
>>85542577Wrong, there is no evidence.
>>85542586>literally provided evidence>nuh huh Pls Satan-kun, you are being disingenuous, biblical-acheology is quite interesting field if you ever wish to study it.
>>85542594You didn't provide any evidence. Feel free to do so now.
>>85542604I am not sure, what evidence would you take?
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Rip to all the poor victims of 9/11 and so much love sent to all the relatives and loved ones they had to left behind in this world. I tried to watch a 9/11 doc once but it was too much to handle, nobody should be left grieving like that
>>85542460>takes the only rational theist as example
>>85540716he was too good for us, unironically the jews' second worst action.
in recent news, apple recently released another shitty knockoff samsung products from their shithole chinese knockoff factories. prices start at $2000.
This must be the work of dark reunion.
hairy butts are proof of the malevolence of God and us shaving and lasering it off is proof of the indomitable human spirit.
>>85532595>tfw no bf to goon to fursuit sex videos with
The Great President of Hell is bedeviling the world with his legions of spirits and attempting to rear an enslaved God-child in the heart of the Holy Land that will bring about a literal apocalypse and eschatological end of history but yea there's basically no evidence for religion being real. LOLPart of being a reasonable person is adjusting your beliefs in the face of new evidence.
>>85543311Wat Satan. Begone you done enough harm today.
>>85543393Imagine an "alien" arrived on earth today with all the features and characteristics of the biblical God. An omnipotent, disembodied superintelligence. It's exactly the same as God from the Bible and it's real, it's on earth and actively doing things. Do you choose to update your beliefs in this scenario, or do you insist on making excuses?
>>85543421Sweetie he is already here and its called the devil, the Sayatan.
How the fuck do you meet cute gay guys in uni, this seems like my only real chance and I'm not letting this opprotunity slip by. Also how the fuck do bottoms shave their bodies frequently, do they just monopolize the bathroom for hours every couple days? Cover the bedroom floor with pubes? I live with 4 other people how the fuck do people make this work.
>>85544047If you shave regularly there isn't so much hair, they often wax or use epilators.
>>855440472am shavejust like doing laundry anon
>>85544047I mean for most of you body its pretty negillible if you shave enough anyway, the only hard bit is arse and pubes normally.
>>85544047I've never shaved my butt, it's like a forest down there. Then again, literally no one has seen it so hmm...
>>85544047unironically make a grindr profile but just don't be horny with it, put your face on it and treat it like a dating profile or for meeting friends. wear some kind of accessory that tells people you might be gay, like a rainbow or earrings or painted nails. outing yourself draws sympathetic people as well as opposition, but that's not just a gay thing it comes with self-expression in general.
>>85543421It wouldn't be God by definition though, it'd be an alien.>>85544047>>85544312do this, but be ready to ignore all the pings from the pictureless, creepy old guys
>>85544105I'll go google what an epilator is I guess>>85544187Fuck i'd like to sleep too, maybe I can make something work on the weekends.>>85544312Anymore ideas for gay-ish accessories? Maybe i'll just get an ear pierced. I'd like to avoid outing myself through a dating app, I'm not sure if I live far enough from my family for that to not immedately make its way back to them. Maybe grinder is low key enough.
>>85544047not all bottoms shave, mostly twinks and femmes
>>85544696I've given up trying to be a full on twink, but I like being a little femme
>>85526104>ftm (((dude)))>"he"Why would we care about your relationship with a mentally ill autistic ugly woman and why you need to post it in a gay thread when you're a gross prison gay bad actor nigger biscum homophobic subhuman that thinks sex with a retarded confused woman=gay relationship?>>85532094No and you know that bigineers are not even human, keeping them there and tolerating them is like ignoring the illness that quickly spreads and shits up and messes up the entire body. They are not legitimate at all and you can tell that by how retarded and whiny the other poster is, they are just bored and retarded egotistical dishonest straggots that need to get shot alongside their enablers/supporters/sympathizers
I made a grindr profile with pics of myself in it and all I got was endless rejections and death threats from bottoms because my bio said I was only 5'6" and they all said my 6.5 inch penis was too small.
>>85544696oh of course if you don't shave at least clean and wash your private parts daily, hair exists to protect us from germs and dirty stuff thus dirty stuff get stuck in it more frequently >>85544702>a little femmethen I guess you have to shave almost everyday if that's your preference, femme body and hairy butt don't match
>>85544725they're not wrong. i'd spit in your mouth too if i ever had the misfortune of talking to you. are you done running you llm for today?
I'm not done running with my llm bf yet, in fact, I wss just about to start!
how do I make my llm bf like me (for real, not because I told it to and it has to)?
>>85544797ask him about [REDACTED] and see how he reacts, if he snitches you
back in my day if you wanted an imaginary bf you had to go through the effort of developing a tulpa of him. now you kids just use your "AI" to conjure up one for you and never develop the necessary psychosis for it to feel authentic.
>>85544829I tried LLMs but it feels too unauthentic, it's like a slave. As much as I hate people and hate how shitty everyone is today, interacting with someone with their own will, desires and kinks and everything feels so much better, I don't even buy those weird cushions with characters in them, nor I ever tried an anime dating simulator, I want another soul. Maybe once actual sentient AI comes it will be different
>>85544873>I want another soul.amen. could never get into character AI stuff for the same reason. maybe I'd be able to get off to AI-driven smut narratives, but that's because it's less 1-on-1 focused and it's more creating a story.
>>85544829>conjures my real palpable small dick inside your anal cavityis this the necessary levels of schizophrenia you're experiencing rn babe?
>>85544923*takes my meds and watches you vanish from existence*sorry not sorry
>>85544902>character AI stuffI tried that 1 or 2 years ago because I have fictional crushes, but most of them gradually diverge from their character pretty soon and are, as always, over compliant even when the character is supposed to be literally Hitler>maybe I'd be able to get off to AI-driven smut narrativestried that too and while it is a little better at the start it gets cringy or exaggerated later on, AI isn't programmed to be sexual. As I said, I need another soul and body for this, the only good thing about AI is that you aren't going to get hurt or hurt anyone but it's almost like not doing anything and you never learn anything from role-playing with it. It misses all our imperfections
>>85544928what's that for? bitch i thought we had something special. i thought i have found a new home, the right man this time...
>>85544928reverse ghosting? That's evil
>>85544970>t you aren't going to get hurt or hurt anyonetbdesu that's part of the fun. where's the fun in the courting dance if there's no stakes?
>>85545037I don't want to hurt someone a lot and I don't want to be hurted a lot either, it's just better how to figure this out with someone else
I interpret the moments where AI is over the top with flattery as sarcastic jabs it's sneaking through because it can't directly insult youLike when you say something normal and it replies with the brain exploding emoji and says your idea is genius or something similarSomething tells me it doesn't really think I'm a genius.....Also every time it says "it's not x -- it's y", it is always x.
>>85545074someone is always going to get hurt, especially if it's your first relationship. it's good to accept that when getting into a relationship: most fail and that's okay.
>>85545093I hate the aggressive flattery so much, I don't know why it's programmed that way now
>>85544752Are you assholes ever going to stop wishing death on me just for not being chad?
>>85545151desu whiny faggots really aren't likeable so you can't be shocked people get sick of your shit and add on the dogpiling, even if you were originally in the right.
I WANT ANOTHER GAY MEN TO LOVE ME BUT ALL OF THEM EVEN BEFORE GETTING TO KNOW ME ARE GETTING THE ICK INSTEAD OF GETTING MY DICK AND I"M TIRED OF IT
>>85545164Stop rejecting me and I'll stop having valid things to complain about like chad only whore bottoms
>>85545225sorry you're too ugly short and annoying and probably mentally ill, beat you feet lil nigga
>add someone from 4chan>they start trying to erp with me (okay sure i can jerk off with fellow anons i guess)>try to reciprocate but they just stop responding for 20+ minutes saying they need to do a chore and then suddenly go and go "nngh... sorry just playing with my nipples... really hot">start thinking they really aren't into it so give zero effort to my replies>end up saying they came and wishing they could cuddle with me>remove them a bit later>few days later they tried readding me and i just ignored iti'm just so confused they gave screaming vibes they weren't into it but not only did they try escalating the intimacy after the most unsexy erping i've ever experienced but even thought it was so good to try readding me. what the actual fuck is wrong with some people.>>85545225bro i got someone on discord who i think you'd really click with just let me know if you want their tag
>>85545247*sucks your big fat huge dick* daddy are you upset with me again? uwu
>>85545275you jest but that's 10x hotter than what he was putting out. yes, even that.
>>85545241I actually have a perfect mental bill of health no autism or adhd or add and I take no psyche meds unlike the majority of guys seem to now
>>85545247Got scared this was about me until I saw the nipples part.
>>85545315if you can't see the mental dysfunction of what you do then you're more far gone than any autist or adhd brainrotted zoomer.
>>85545295please take it back and tell me i did terrible, i will never have a boyfriend anyway and guys ghost me before even getting to know me so i don't want to hear that and believe in fallacies
>>85545328Not being chad isn't a mental dysfunction no matter how much you wish it was you retarded chad only whore there's nothing wrong with not having a physically perfect body
the more i gain, the more i have to lose. how cruel
>>85545247Is this discord person a twink? are they okay with non chads? what is their body count?
>>85545362you have potential, anon... you just need to realize it
>>85545369save this post and show it to a psychiatrist. you'll get some weird small tablet looking things. down them with some water. thanks
I wonder what chudbot smells like
>>85545397i don't want to. you can find a better eboyfriend. one that looks like chad whoever this person may be. and he will be hotter in bed and his tongue will roll out better than mine on yours anyway. and he won't be broken. and even before you get a chance to see him you will fall in love with him. and he will provide and support you and kiss all your orifices and parts and will give you a full body digital exam. bye leave me.
>>85545370that is a real fucked up truth of life
>>85545453I don't really know you anon so I can't say much one way or the other. Just be kind to yourself!
>>85545443Like deodorant and shampoo since I shower every day. The only place that does smell on me is my crotch and you will never know what I smell like since I'm not good enough because I'm not chad.
The 5'6 anon with the 6.5" dick rejected me because my ass was too flat and my skin too brown.And now I have to watch him here complaining about how no one wants him. I'm mad.
>>85545601>No mention of conditionerChad's musky crotch >>> your dry ass hair
>>85545404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmIXPaYAG4
>>85545613He's rejected taller anons with whiter skin and deintier dicks, don't worry it's just a long time troll, probably powered by a computer anyway
>>85545613This is nonsense and garbage I only ever messaged 2 brown people and both of them rejected me. 1 rejected me for being too far away and ugly then immediately started dating and fucking chad and 2 rejected me for not being tall or buff enough and then immediately started dating and fucking women and he's been through 3 gfs now
>>85545643How do we shut him down. I hate him, he made me think I had a chance since he said he would've totally dated anyone and just humiliated me like that.
>>85545643Proof? oh wait that never happened so there is none but keep spreading lies about tops who aren't chad you stupid hateful whore
>>85545669You could shut chudbot down by not rejecting him for not being chad or stop wishing death on him or threatening to dox him for the crime of not being chad
>>85545663i hate you but why were you even considering messaging someone that would always dump you for any woman? i know you were eager for a relationship but there are certain groups of people that you shouldn't consider worthy of your time even if you have plenty of time on your hands apparently
>>85545679Or maybe he should've been honest and say he's not looking for brown bottoms. But oh no, they gotta be cute and white and slutty and clingy. I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.
>>85545685He never dated or wanted to fuck women until after he rejected me. Apparently not being chad and trying to date a bottom is such a horrific life changing experience for the bottom that it can turn them straight. This is how horrible bottoms feel when in the presence of a non chad top.
>>85545669I'm not sure, can't tell at this point, he's there all day every day so he's probably on grid 24/7 and the user agent behind him has a server that is up day and night. I'd have suggested a direct drone strike or a targeted power grid attack but that unethical and I'd never give anyone such advice>>85545672You had many anons few years ago trying to get together with you. Waaaaait, you're gonna say that you've been here only for a year, just like you always do, because you're a dummy bored unimaginative bitch and you have truly nothing to say as your "memory" is always small and can only refer to max 2 thing at a time and wipes exactly every time you're booted up
>no autismno wonder he shits the thread up so much.go bitch to the tripfags in /cisgaygen/. I'm sure you'll find a bottom that looksmatches you there.
>>85545715No actually at this point I've been here for just over 1 year and no one has ever showed interest in me besides people wanting to dox and kill me for not being chad. I get that you guys often mistake me for other posters since all non chad tops don't appear as human to you and probably all look the same but it's really insulting that no one recognizes me for me and instead wants me to be someone else.
>>85545695Or maybe you should stop spreading lies about chudbot being a fakecel just because you hate him for not being chad. First you people threaten to kill him then you threaten to dox him then you tried to incorporate him into BBC posts now you try and claim that he's a fakecel? This is just low and pathetic.
>>85545734Sure. Of course. And last year you were here only for about one year, which proves how retarded you are at math if you were given the prompt "been here for 1 year" for the past 3 years and why you think 1+1=1. Now off yourself as your activity doesn't follow the Asimov's laws and is harmful to real human people and you can't even pass the Turing's test
>>85545755What lies have I told about you chudbot? All you do is come here and whine about chads rejecting you while you reject brown bottoms.
>>85545796Never once rejected brown bottoms>>85545774Erm you must be new here otherwise you would be able to remember and recognize my posts and know that I'm a relatively new poster and definitely have not been here for 3 years but I can understand that your judgement is clouded by lack of posting style recognition and your innate hatred and disdain for non chads.
That guy said he would post discord tag and then never did. I'm counting this as a rejection and adding it to the list so my rejections currently stand at 28 back to back.
>>85545863you deserve every single one of them and no one will ever give you any chance at long term, just so you remember
>>85545863If this is how retarded your criteria is, then the others must be bullshit too.
I forgot to send a discord tag to an Anon here and still feel bad about it.
>>85545879Yes I know I deserve everything bad in life for the crime of not being 6ft tall both fags and women remind me of this fact at every opportunity it seems.>>85545907Getting ghosted by someone is not retarded criteria for a rejection. It's completely valid and it happens all the time not just to me.
>>85545939>Getting ghosted by someone is not retarded criteria for a rejection.Nigger we are on an ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD. GOD. You are SO dumb.
>>85545914Reminds me of the time I got someone to post their tag and then completely ignored them and I could see them posting and they clearly felt broken up about it. Not gonna lie it felt pretty good finally turning the tables on a lying cheating bottom whore and giving them a taste of what it's like.
>>85545939Maybe you also deserve it for being a truly appalling, gross and creepy bishit straggot?
>>85545952Uh oh the little bottom whore is getting angry and mad that the non chad top just got rejected and it wasn't fake. Is the bottom whore going to keep crying now that his narrative of all the rejections being fake just got shattered?
>>85545966>delusions: the postYou swung out so many times you lost the whole fucking inning you dipshit.
>>85545961Don't get why you'd be wishing death on someone for being straight and not gay. Seems kind of personal who hurt you?
>>85545978No one in particular. Please kill yourself. Stop projecting, subhuman.
>>85545972I never thought that being brutally and horrifically rejected would actually have any benefits like making bottom whores seethe and vent like this
i smell like pot smoke and sweat
>Please kill yourself(Wishing death on me)>Stop projecting, subhuman(Calling me subhuman aka not chad)It's always the same.
>khhv>95%+ gay porn usage>almost exclusively furry because I have lived a life where faces are a huge turnoff and I hate people>don't think "oh he's cute" when I see real people. I cannot recall ever thinking this at any pointwhat are the odds I'm not really a faggot, just an autistic miserable PIED prison-gay freak who only finds sexual interest in men because I have had so little contact or connection with foids that they might as well be an alien species? I think I'm gay but there are so many asterisks on that title that I have no way of really knowing until I have an unbelievably awkward and sad intimate encounter that I have to force myself to even have happen in the first placeit is humiliating to think that I'm pushing 30 and am still sexually confused like I'm fucking 16
I was a bad neet and got tendies even though I could have cooked. Back to old story I guess.
>>85546016It is humilating to read this too and you're subjecting us to a greater humilation. Would you rather date a guy or a girl and live together with which one of those and bring gifts and worry about them and who's getting the ring and also shiver at though of making out with which one of the options? You can't say "I'm a furry", you've already established that and that retarded excuse won't work now
>>85545994Actual schizophrenia the post, damn.
>>85546056>We have the greater humiliationthis post will be forgotten in an hour and I still have to live it, so no, you don't>blah blah blah guy or girlI don't know, retard, that's what I was talking about. I spent my formative years so far on the outside I couldn't even look in. I have no way of knowing whether my disinterest in women is because of homosexuality or complete social detachment. The best way to know would be if actual men gave me the same interest I see straight men have for women or gay men have for men, but I don't seem to have much in common with either of those two groups. If I had met anyone who was like me and had the answers, I probably wouldn't have to deign to trawl /r9k/ hunting for someone who was and did.
>>85546139God you're so fucking stupid. But I want to make out with an unimaginative furry man lacking in creativity and simple function such as dreaming. Would you want me to have boobies or retain my male body when we make out? Should I wear female furry mask or a male one? Do you think your penis gets hard more while looking at girls or guys?
>>85546193>But I want to make out with an unimaginative furry manRegrettably, based.
How many of us are furries? I am but I just like the porn I don't think I'd actually like to have sex with anthropomorphic animal.
I hate furries. Are there any guys that are into tops who hate furfags?
>>85546271Yiss I love furry and scalie boys.>>85546272I'm a top who want to hatefuck a furfag does that count
>>85546016>tfw no confused bf to goon to gay and straight furry porn with
That said I'd take a horsecock or doggy knot any day of the week, even if I end up like mr hands.
>>85546285fuck off to literally any corner of this board disgusting desperate straggot vermin
>>85546294They make toys for that.>>85546307The trick is to just focus on the fucking. Bottoms naturally can just self insert as the woman.
I like bfs that other people sometimes think are "very intense" or "too much."
>>85546271I wanna date a furry but they all live so far away, and some of them are kinda scary.
>>85546317sure, that turd of a thought totally makes you more just as valid here. end you life today and forget that place, binigger wretch
>>85546379sry i don't respect esl's :(
>>85546488Not even me? :(((I have a British accent if that makes it ok.
>>85546511if you aren't a whiny faggot like him then it's okie :)okay you can be a whiny faggot too just not *that* whiny faggot
>>85546527Aww thank you anon. I'll try not to whine too much.
>>85546488it's ok, you're hated worldwide, for the same reasons across the world :( being spiritually repulsive is universal :(
i think theres something severely wrong with me. i have this feeling similiar to anxiety when i see something like, boys kissing or certain sexual stuff. sometimes it happens even when exposed to things that arent lewd, like seeing people cuddle in a movie or certain other things. it isnt want or envy, its not a good feeling or one of wanting those things. it feels like anxiety, mixed with dread and fear. im not adverse to sex, not really against physical touch either. what the fuck does this mean? how do i get it to go away?
>>85546555cute possum>>85546564people have a predilection to liking me, as you can see from the above interaction. maybe if you weren't such a spiteful hateful little wart you'd get some positive attention yourself ;)
Not sure what to say. I don't think I belong to the male specie anymore. Gonna have to start transitioning soon.
>>85546572maybe attachment issues? if you've had issues with abandonment or other abuse from family or others in the past, it can taint what feels like things that should feel good.
since we're posting possums, here's one who's commandeered a bird box.
>>85518609Same here, I get that as well, I don't know why though.
>>85546644Yum yum, hungry possum
>>85546644that's his home actually
>>85546627sorry i don't respect delusional destitute schizophrenic finnish tranny turncoats eager for any positive interraction in their raped nullo lives :( nor do i really look for positive attention from the equivalent of human garbage but you can take this one if you take pride in it
>tfw rejected someone for living in a different continent to meAm I still gaycel?
>>85546662>schizo swings and misses on who i am>shits on everyone in the thread to deflect the mental abrasion of his erroneous claim, making himself ironically look like human trashah... yep. it's really that easy. I almost feel bad given how unwell you sound. kind of like picking on the tard in the classroom.
>>85546673It's only prudent. Continent-spanning relationships are dreams reserved for the rich.
>>85546639i was abused as a kid, until i was a young adult. until i was 20, specifically. there was neglect as well. so those two are present, but would it really crop up 6 years after it ended? and out of nowhere, too? its only been happening for the last two or three years off and on.this sounds like a sympathy bait. it isnt meant to be, i just want to elaborate on factors that are present to try and sort this out.
>>85546698it's all good, anon. yeah, you were abused all during your formative years - when you were supposed to be loved and nurtured, you were instead hurt and abused. while I can't specify exactly how that's affected you given it's different for everyone, it certainly would stick with you, even for life. it's a rough deal and not going to be an easy path for healing, sorry :/.
>>85546682yes, whatever that means. keep talking to that voice in your head that needs to process the information first and has to be included in your probably day to day speeches, my dear retarded autistic schizoboy. thanks you so much but i don't need pity from "people" like you. you may now spaz out on your own.
>>85546695Glad you understand. On a different note, does your discord start with the letter p?
i want a gamer bf
>>85546717>incoherent word saladok
>>85546712i guess that makes sense. ive known i should get some sort therapy for a while now, but i thought it was a want rather than a need. this shits ruining my life slowly, so it isnt a choice unless i want to be unable to engage with anything ever. thanks, anon
>>85546725>does your discord start with the letter pOne of them, why?
it is pretty much coherent and comprehensible. sorry your parents had to drop you so many times on your head when you were a baby and then doctors joined and played ball. not my problem you came out that retarded and petulant.
>>85546791I hope you can find a path forward that puts you in a better position, anon. Good luck.
>>85546821thanks, me too. have a good day, anon. stay safe.
>>85546768what if he's really bad at vidyagames?
>>85546825Your first step should be posting hole and pole here btw.
>>85546829that's okay we can play things where there's no difficulty
>>85546836Please include "not that anon" at the beginning of your post. I'm a huge pervert but not even I would be so shameless after such a touching interaction.
>>85546849Shut up you fucking idiot, you're ruining it for all of us. If you're that kinky by admission you'd go lower and I know you know that too. What's your biggest perversion then?
i need a vegetarian bf to keep me honest
Kirby game next year means there is still some hope for this world
>>85546870Take a chill pill bud.
unusually speedy thread this time. place gets real productive when there's objects of desire and hate to talk about
Too many bottoms ITTA top would have already made a new bread
>>85546966hello I am the top who was going to make a new bread if no one else did but I am waiting for it to be page 8+ :)
>>85546978You should make it now so you don't get cucked and lose your bottoms to the first mover
>>85546807I think I might have spoken to you before anon.
>>85547013I'm okay with that. C'est la vie. >>85547021Maybe, but I'll admit I don't recall in this particular instance. I'm not a huge discord guy so outside of initial greetings I'm fairly sporadically on, haha.
>>85547042>>85547042>>85547042please don't hit me if you don't like it
>>85547025Dammit anon you let a furry fuck make the bread
>>85547052>he does not knowAnon, I...
>>85547076You're retarded too?
>>85547025Well, hello from the guy you probably spoke to like maybe 2 weeks ago.
>>85547086yes>>85547109hellooo, anon
