prev: >>44831151qott: how do i cure my depressive disorders?
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>>44834717find someone to hug
18 year old trannies <3
>>44834717>qotta little ice cream always heals the soul
roach why are you so bnwocoded? why are you drinking jamaican man juice and jamaican bean water. disgusting
>>44834725:/
introduce a Loyalty Program where tranners get free srs after topping enough bottom chasers (10) and getting an official stamp placed in her booklet-Additional Rules->she needs to bring the bottom chaser for each stamp session>needs to be 10 different bottom chasers>Any attempts to cheat this system and avoid topping a bottom chaser will result in a lawsuit
Wulfim would red pandas work? iguanas, tortoises?
>QOTT225mg Venlafaxine ER
>>44834734Real and sad
>>44834731Grow up
>>44834736good afternoon dcc
>>44834717exercise sunlight and meditation >>44834739pharmakeia is saturnian witchcraft
>>44834736what if i don’t want srs
>>44834717N7 looking extra Mariney here
I want to dominate Sarah but I'm girl
First for bronya
>>44834757beat you
>>44834766First
>>44834757bronya you're pretty and cute
>>44834773Thats true
>>44834775whatevvvvs
>>44834751How'd you know it was me? But hey good evening, im guessing you recognized how I post large messages? That was really impressive deduction skills.>>44834754But wait... so your just doing it for the love of the game?!
>>44834781Idgaf
Telling everyone she's into deathcore moshpits to justify the bruises
what do you think about the guy who plays Steve on chasergen?
I literally ate an entire kfc order that was a deal so like 8 chicken wings a tender a large fries and 2 burgersI passed out immediately idk what time at idk how, idk where in the house i woke up
>>44834785sorry I'll leave you alone if I'm annoying you ....
*sets hyou on fire *puts you out
>>44834795You could never annoy me you're my favourite
>>44834784i do everything for the love of the game
>>44834789I onetime fell down my stairs like multiple times in a month and had to tell people my ex wasn’t beating me
>>44834801saying stuff like that when I'm this comfy is going to make me fall for you
>>44834797AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
>>44834810*sets you on fire
that's true im pretty hot and you would love me in person or however you put it
>>44834809trying to resist falling in love with me is impossible many have tried and all have failed. its better to just give in already and save the effort /smug
>>44834816Lol so cocky
>>44834815oh no
/rude
I was mostly just seeing how things are going, mostly just planning on getting some drawings done and playing more avowed today.todays another cardio day so ill go for atleast an hour today. i would like to see the scale go down faster but atleast im seeing my muscles grow so I'll trust the process.
i need to cut back on caffeine
>>44834818you're far away though and you don't want that
>>44834836thats true. all of these things are facts. isn't the universe cruel
>>44834805How on earth do you manage that
>>44834737I look like this
>>44834805He should have
>>44834841One time drinking2 times dogs. I had one that would freak out and run under your feet. I decided to hurt myself instead of him
here’s the thing with boys 24 or under, they smell massively different to a boy of 28. boys 18 to, say, 25 have holes that have this creamy, buttery sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.
>>44834847you shouldve took him to hudsons bay when the ice was starting to crack and let him float away
>>44834853this is the type of shit im imagining them reading on my background check
>>44834746you need to start drinking medium roast coffee from mexico, get in touch with your human roots instead of degrading yourself like this
My hole is still sweet and Im 29 I just tried it again last week
>>44834853
>>44834756I don't believe you>>44834821it's simply the truth
>>44833891>the perfect kissBASED STUi love that songmy friend he took his final breath now i know the perfect kiss is the kiss of death
fell asleep and sleepsweat myself to grossness right after washing my hair award
>>44834853this is something dada would sayyou have top 5 daddy potential
>>44834867how does it compare to your aunt's
>>44834717>how do i cure my depressive disorders?hahahahahahahahahaahhhaahagood onelove from canada
>>44834844>>44834854She I’m a manPeople thought a 5 3 woman way beating me lol
>>44834883YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>44834885How do you know
>>44834897
>>44834893i was talking about your retarded dog
Would any of you attend jury duty?
my life is a neverending cycle of ew thats rly my body
I wont eat pussy because I'm vegan>>44834901oh...
>>44834907I attended it like 9 years ago>>44834875:)
>>44834907They've tried to get me to more times than I can count. anyway I've been permanently exempted
>>44834907nah. just say I hate black people or something
>>44834902I got distracted and didn’t repost properly to you post. He was a rescue that had been abused it wasn’t his fault
>>448349011 is a coincidence 2 is a little gifelte fishy name a third woman I admire and its a bonafide cohencidence. One shot B
>>44834728I get what you mean about Capybaras, unfortunately binturongs eat small mammals so idk if they'd eat the precious hogibles or not? Anteaters could work.>>44834880Did you have a fun Saturday Mamo? I think you mentioned something about a techfest or something? Mine was averageBtw this is my chud ass falling out of bed in the morning, because I'm almost late for work. Ouuuuggh
>>44834910hit her up it's not like she's busy
>>44834907I would sit on it just to nullify the decision
>>44834923Me bitch
>>44834907i would attend jury duty to save caramelos life
>>44834937Yea but I would never taste you. Youre safe from any accusations I was considering. For now
got a pulled pork Sammy, baked beans, Mac and cheese.
>>44834907never. the justice system…has failed. society has failed us. i want to make my own jury to make things right. a jury consisting of incel chuds who actually know what’s right and wrong. as long as women or whores as i like to call them are allowed to do jury duty we’re never going to get justice.
>>44834907i had a summons and got out of it
>>44834943hehe..........
>>44834907What if it was one of these month long trials id hate that
>>44834922being abused isnt an automatic lifetime free pass to be a fucking retard
>>44834907I told them I was poor so they let me not go
>>44834946Nightcore can I borrow your SD card reader
>>44834926lmao noooo poor baby looks like a little dumpling rolling off a plateaw sry u got work today sealfren no fun no funmy day was p good :D the amiga event thingy was cool i got to play rly old computer games for like 4 hours lole my fav ended up being this one called james pond ur a fish special agent who has to save sea creatures from various scenariosthere was also this crazy breakout type game called megaball that was a lot of fun and this rly awesome looking game called fire and ice it had craaaazy graphics for a 16 bit game, rly took full advantage of the amiga hardwareand i got a borgar afterwards ^_^and got back from my nightwalk abt an hour ago i went on a looooong walk it was probably a few miles most of it was along the water so it was niceoh oh and i got an amiga pin for my bag :D i am amassing quite the pin collectionwould show the pins but one is from my college so kinda maybe doxxes me a little bit...but its a cool pin i was v pleased to see someone selling pins :DDD
>>44834865The blue mountain is a medium roast
i straight up need to kill myself
>>44834953yeah but those ones are long cause they're juicy right?
jury duty does kinda sound fun getting to vote on if someone is guilty or not, our decision could put away someone for life or set them free.
>>44834962i don’t know who you are. get off my dick before you catch these fists. i’m looking to do damage. i’m here to fuck.
>>44834966it's a dark roast because jamaican hands touched it, you will not make it into the pearly covfefe gates, you heathen
https://voca.ro/119I8tFYFxYt
>>44834956He was really sweet but just scared of the world. When we got him he didn’t even know what grass was and didn’t sleep for like 3 days>>44834967No.
>>44834975You're here to fuck on us
>>44834978Sometimes it does sometimes it dosentRn it does
>>44834974i dont care what someone did, i would set them all free, society deserves it
>>44834967why?
>>44834998i'm lowkey kind of sad
>>44834975i curse you to never fuck on anyone ever again
>>44835002would you like to elaborate?
>>44834997I can see why Mexico is known for its ethics and civility in your posts.
look at me(yuh)fuck on me(yuh)
>>44834883worthless ass nigga
\i want to get really really really really really old in the club tonight
>>44835010don't.. just ignore her while she's doing this until she finds a new subject, or else shell just keep doing it
>>44834976Racist
>>44835019Dooky is lashing out because he can't fuck on us as good as Autumn
>>44835014i beg your pardon, v7z?
i fucking love cider it’s like delicious bubbly appy juice that makes things look wavy
>>44834995https://voca.ro/1ok8YRkXsmA7
4 strength 4 stam leather belt
>>44834993i’m trynna fuck on your bitch. >>44835007i’m a real conjurer. not a faker like you. you looked at some tarot cards and decided to larp it up. i stared into the anus of the abyss until it winked at me. i came out with powers far beyond your comprehension. i’m a gangster. i don’t know who you are and i don’t care. you’re making people uncomfortable so i’m going to have to ask you to stop posting forever.
>>44834737https://voca.ro/1o15bzcfiGyL>>44834926https://voca.ro/1dQFlRZ5TQ8R
>>44835026nigga fym beg my pardon, you heard what I said about you useless bitch
Touch yourself
I'm pooping today and it feels like my butt is vomiting.
>>44834907Got called in once when I was like 20, confirmed online that I'd be there, then was too anxious to go and just ignored itStill waiting to be arrested 13 years laterMy psychiatrist at the time said he'd testify for me but he's dead now
>>44835031ok illstop :( im sorry
Trannies shouldn't poop out of their sissy pussies
>>44835016you are so weird about age
oughhh idk if i should nap
>>44835037i think we can handle this matter more civilly. i apologize but do we know one another?
>>44834970What if it was some dull financial crime
>>44835046hehe yeah
>>44835048shuttttttt upppppppppppp stupid fucking bitch
playing mario odyssey to try and manifest a basedfriend>>44835052i could make it juicy for me. I'm different. I'm grateful
>>44834737https://voca.ro/1e9syVxXUd5r
hello chasergeneral
>>44835046says the dinosaur. nigga you should be in a museum exhibit the way them bones be ancient xD
>>44834965Oh no the work thing was my attempt at a meme. I didn't work today. It's just for me most days.>amiga eventOh I'm glad you had fun. >James PondThat name is so silly. I'm not the biggest expert on retro old-school computer games but I'm glad you had fun. Like I said before. The oldest games I've played that I can think of would probably be, Super Mario World, Legend Of Zelda SNES, Monkey Island 1-2, Metal Gear Solid 1-3, Final Fantasy 7, Donkey Kong Country 1-2 (2 is still a masterpiece btw), Chrono Trigger etc... can't think of any others right now.I hope you enjoyed the nightwalk, and yeah the pin thing makes sense. There are creepy Anons here who could maybe stalk you, that would be terrible. ( ; ﾟДﾟ)I might make dinner soon, so I may not reply before you go to bed. In that case goodnight Mamo, and enjoy a compilation of Niko's pitiful "ouughing" to help put you to sleep.Audio:>>>/wsg/6237671>>44835033Gimme a sec, I want to reply to Mamo first.
me on the right
>>44835069hi pokey
>>44835038I've been touching myself but not cumming it really sucks, I'm thinking about becoming crazy again
>>44835078
>>44835076
Having a sleepover and playing THPS2 with my best friend in 4th grade and talking about our crushes late at night I was always into the tall smart girls so of course I love trannies now
>>44835084
>>44835079hello little mouse how is wow? not had a chance to catch up the run downs of any issues etc
This nigga gay asf for having sleepovers
>>44835069omg hi pokey
>>44835087Alri grandad
jerking off riding the stationary bike kind of hurts but it also kind of feels pretty good. its a cheap bike so the seat isnt all that comfortable. a constant pressure on the taint
Nutted in the tenga for the first time in a couple months. Wish I had a gf to clean it up afterwards. It's such a hassle.
>>44835093id like to invite you all to a sleepover but I don't think anyone would come
>>44835070don't piss me off or I'll unfurl my one demon wing and activate my sharingan and teleport behind you and fcuking rip ur head of!!!>>44835082me on the left
>>44835076>snes zeldado u mean a link to the past :Dthat game is awesomei rly like the tapir kid...thats an awesome list i havent plaid any of those except a link to the past ougghhhhh i need 2 play chrono trigger some dayhehe cute niko i love him hes my favorite chudooo i hope u cook smth yummy :Dyesterday i made creamy chantarelle sauce with pasta it was great i never tried cooking chantarelles before but they turned out real well
I can't finish this song, very solid foundation of verse - chorus - verse but it's only 1:20 and I can't make anything else flowWait I can just make a stripped back breakdown version of the verse and then do the chorus again and have a tight 2 minute or so song I've been trying to be too fancy
>>44835100You know me so well I wouldn't :)
i wish i had a friend
>>44835096You need one of those Pelotons
>>44835095I'm 33 years young but everyone says I look 17
i like autumn as aperson
>>44835100i’d pull up and fuck on some holes.
>>44835098it actually issuch a waste of money i used it like 5 times in my life
>>44835107Class traitor
>>44835098
>>44835104do you like atvm
>>44835094*pokes you*what is bronya doing today anything fun? cluuuuuuub?
>>44835124You showed me them awhile ago, they're in my playlist now
>>44835107a peloton would be nice but i could never because i straight abuse my shit. my bike was less than 300$ new and doesnt have handles anymore because its right next to my chair and i got mad playing ps4 one day and threw it across the living room
>>44834717>qottIf you find the answer let me know
>>44835054i think there are likely better ways we can resolve this. could you explain what i did to wrong you please?
>>44835122what is a Peloton too povvo for me to use>>44835105I hate you >>44835118You're not invited because of I hate you>>44835125I'm playing mario
Men's volleyball should be played in tiny jockstraps
>>44835126yaay>>44835126
>>44835129what were you playing that made you so mad you threw an exercise bike across the room>>44835137I say ditch the jockstrap entirely. it's performance enhancing. let's see a real competition of skill
>>44835137fuck yes
>>44835096Idk how you are managing to jerkoff on the bike and maintain a good speed but im glad you are enjoying the exercise bike.
o'm drink. goodnight
>>44835132>marioso you think I should be dead
>>44835141Performative androphilia from robotic AGP: the post. I'm sending this to Blanchad so we can laugh at you some more.
>>44834717>qott: how do i cure my depressive disorders?Alcohol at first and then a noose
You're her Willoughby but I'm her Isaiah
>>44835078Me also on the right
>>44835145No it's odyssey so I can skinwalk you
>>44835143goodnight. I love you
incest is hot and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Had a dream where my grandma was sliding up and down on my big cock and I exploded in my panties
The inability of this gen to accept bisexuality is pretty normal but it's sad
>>44835147holy yap of hell
>>44835131Stop. You're being self destructive. Stop.>>44835137alright this is getting ridiculous let's just have Olympic-level gay sex at this point we all know where this is going let's skip the OP and get to the actual content already
>>44835168im trying to figure out what i did to upset the other person, not self-destructive
>>44835168well, yes!
>>44835168Just return all competition to the nude, the gaysex will happen naturally
>>44835140i dont even remember. a sports game but not sure which specifically>>44835142ive been logging hours a week for years and got into cycling only after i tired of running and my eliptical broke
>>44835089
>>44835167You are an exceptionally autistic transbian.
>>44835168i agreei should be allowed to see a cute little twink getting absolutely destroyed by some depressive gym bro bisexual on national televisionhead being pulled back by his hair, back arched, top angry, no ring lights so it has better natural lighting for self insertion fantasygold medal worthy
>>44835090wow has been pretty good so far i like most of the changes they’ve made and im glad it will continue to be developed unlike sod that had an expiry date
>>44835178oh nice, so how exactly are you managing to remain visually stimulated enough to want to masturbate on the bike? ive been reading some hentai manga but any advice would be great.
>>44835182ive been with more men than women
>>44835155there's pokeys in odyssey? i thought it was just pokio's everything is so warm and i feel love>>44835186seeing the sd undead paladin mount has reassured me so much, i hope they give the skelfs sd models so bad though, how was their starting area?>glad it will continue to be developed unlike sod that had an expiry dateyeah same, as soon as the classic+ rumors started flying this is what excited me, i'm so curious to see where it goes the new dungeons they showed looked so cool
>>44835184Holy based
DadmaxxingPulled weeds this morning and now I'm relaxing on the lazyboy watching yardwork timelapses
>>44835173you know you did nothing wrong you're asking this person that question not because there's any answer he or she could give you - let alone a satisfying one - but because you want to be told you are wrong or bad or deficient in some way, somehow deserving of some punishment.Stop.You're fine.>>44835174Pervert.>>44835177gaysex... with straight men????>>44835184give the twink a high-pitched faggy voice and put him on e for a bit and id watch that
>>44835211now have a cold beer
>>44835211based.
>>44835204thanks the muses touch my brain when i think of sex
https://youtu.be/1Z-Mw9UIn2Ei will never T_T
>>44835084>>44835089Btw Monkeys in countries like China and Thailand get very fat because tourists keep feeding them unhealthy foods>>44835033>https://vocaroo.com/1dQFlRZ5TQ8RNot trying to sound rude, but you are not fitting a seal into a fish tank lmao.>they don't need water to be alive100% wrong. Seals do need water to regulate their temperates. And also they'd get very dry and eventually die.>>44835103>a link to the pastYeah I think so, that game is phenomenal and holds up well today. I also enjoyed Minish cap, windwaker, and Twilight Princess.>plaidHeh I think its "played"? Not trying to sound like a grammar nazi sorry.>mamo cookingOoh please post here in future we love to see cooking, I post my ramen dishes sometimes, but you are always sleep when I do. Σ(-∀-;)Btw did you watch the video of Niko I linked? It should have audio too. (*^-^)>>44835180.
>>44835201the skelf starting zone was ok. some parts of it reminded me of the tbc race starting zones in how the quests were laid at the start, and it also kinda reminded me of the pandaren starting zones (bad). i never actually finished it because one of the quests that was crucial for the story progress is currently bugged where literally only 1 person per layer can progress it and then it’s just perma locked on that layer. it’s a very pretty zone thoi hope they do sd models for skelves too because they look really out of place if you use sd models for the other races which i do. also their druid forms are way too detailedi really wish they did high elves and gobbies desu
>>44835201i want to believe that there are but it has been many years since I played
What should I do
Anyone wants to have gay sex on discord?
>>44835213stop trying to psychoanalyze me, you've been doing it for weeks since you became convinced im crazy and it's been wrong every time
>>44835213card carrying
>>44835229why are you such an autistic retard it's an obvious autocorrect error you fucking dipshit I hope you get hit by a bus
>>44835235Sure send my your hole
>>44835229okie ill pos tmy mushroomsthey dont look that pretty but they tasted greatyea i watched the niko vid it was super cute :Daw i think ive missed all ur ramen posts i dont recall seeing any of then>plaidoops lol ive noticed i make silly spelling mistakes like that when im sleepylike typing a different word that sounds the same as the one i was supposed to type
>>44835247I'm the top
*faxxes you hole pics*
>>44835246Oh sorry... I didn't mean to offend, I just thought it was kinda funny. I usually look both ways before I cross the road, so I think I'll be fine..
>>44835187porn in one hand cock in the other. but its not like just sitting there where you can kind of play around with it til it gets hard, ill watch until im rock hard then start
>>44835250That looks delicious
>>44835184find me a twink
>>44835260Gay ass nigga have you posted your bussy or are you here just to larp as a seal?
>>44835253Were. Now send that hole
>>44835237you've been crazy the entire time ive known youyou go through periods where it's better and periods where it's worsethis is one of the worse times
Being old feels so weird I just want you be nothing but polite and kind and love people and calmness
Sleeping to pause the suicidal thoughts
bf who gives me yummy food to eat
woaw>>44835267im bad at finding twinks and im too bottom heavy sorry
>>44835229https://voca.ro/1l2taTPugoXE
can you smell what the cock is cooking
Just got back from my date, it was excellent :)
that's not meant to be insulting or condescending or anything. just the truth.and im crazy too, just a different kind. Not a better kind, either. That's for sure
>>44835250Wow Mamo can cook!I usually make the ramen dishes on Monday nights. Here is one I made a couple of nights ago that I did not post here. Before you ask I use these ramen kits that come with a pre-made soup mix, and you boil the noodles. I could link some if you're ever interested, but I know it's getting late in Finland.>spelling mistakesOf course, I didn't mean it literally. I just thought it was funny. I actually think your silly typing is very you, and recognizable. :]>>44835284Gimme another sec....
>>44835290you're hot to me :)
i deserve soup
i hate muggles
seal poster is a fat retard btw
>>44835304same
>>44835268Did I accidentally enter gaygen again or something?>>44835304Uhhh no. I identify as a fat chud, thank you very much!
I am also a fat fucking retard if you even care
>>44835293
Fat retards please leave
renting a car so i can make “sad 20 something single white guy in car vent rant cry” video
>>44835309i care babe
Goodnight
>>44835121No, good use of money. I've owned two flips and a number of other fine Tenga products
>>44835318You give Elliot Rodger vibes true>>44835322Night lad
>>44835327thanks i’m gonna think about this for a long time
>>44835336Think about me instead my sexy kitten
wwyd if you wanted soup
>>44835318i think about this a lot https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHLnBxW7cgk
>>44835336I was joking you are cute and funny
>>44835345She's beautiful in a way that only exists in women with personality disorders
brave men post your holes
im a monstar
>>44835359Hello nightblade don't think we've been introduced before
>>44835284>fat monkeyYeah it's obviously very fucked up how unhealthy these things are. But i'd be lying if I said that it wasn't a little funny.>seal thingOh noo lol. I wasn't upset or anything, I just really don't think putting a seal in a fish tank is a good idea. Unless the tank is massive, like big swimming pool massive.I'm still working on your 20 min vocaroo reply from>>44827042I just need to eat dinner first.>>44835315:]I guess Mamo went to sleep? I hope she sleeps well tonight. Here's the fat woodchuck I said I'd post, Wulfim.
*paws at you**paws at you**paws at you*
>>44835293Did you make this?
>>44835283>>44835370i could make you feel powerless. consensually of course. does that interest you?
>>44835370Hello?
and that's on gock
I should make French onion soup>>44835359Herehttps://files.catbox.moe/b85pz8.jpeg
>>44835361What did you do?
>>44835386Jerked off to straight porn
>>44835345thanksi think i will make one anyways and just green screen in a screenshot of a dan hentschel or elliot rodger video in>>44835351no i am elliot rodger>>44835353REAL
>>44835375wheres your angerwheres your rage>>44835377haha this is dogyeah yeah!! yeajn hhhh@!!!!!eah!!!!ar farf
>>44835386stole the basket ball ability from several of earths strongest ballers
>>44835264:D ty so much anon! it was p good i should make it again while chanterelles are still in season...>>44835293aw thx sealfren >< im not that good at cooking, i just make simple things... but its kinda funwoa this looks delicious :Dur quite a chef! ough now i want ramen lole
>>44835396i dont operate on emotion
>>44835318:D hello meffykinsmeffy what do u think of slayyyter i like her new song where she says crank it
>>44835407im a woman so i doim going to eat this burger and cry now
>>44835369https://voca.ro/1kzDJ7jpnrQq
>>44835397Yeah, Muggsy Bogues you little ass nigga
im full of soup
>>44835417im into having sex i aint into making love
>>44835256Yes babe, now smush your tits up against the scanner next
>>44835423ha got em
where bronya ._,
>>44835379Low value hole, you've already shown so much hole
>>44835437Jingles your belly
>>44835413mamo i have been looking for you becoz i wanted to ask if the last sophie album was any good because i have been too scared to listen to iti do like slayyyter! not a lot i didn’t really care for the latest album and so didn’t get tickets but i do like crank it def but i think starfucker is great! haven’t listened to to much of her older stuff. if you like her you should check out chase icon and cortisa star. they are trannies so be careful
>>44835371Yes and no...I did make the eggs, bacon, corn, tempura, boil the noodles, and assemble the dish. But it did come from a pre-made soup mix that comes in a box. I did still assemble the dish, so technically yes I did make it. But I didn't make the broth if that's what you meant?The one in my pic was this I believe.https://www.yami.com/us/en/p/5-servings-ginza-kagari-white-chicken-soup-soba-famous-ramen-shop-in-japan/5021151301>>44835404Ty Mamo. If you're curious, I used Ichiniran Classic Hakata Tonkotsu Ramen Kit, 5 packs.I usually buy mine from Yami, I dunno if they do shipping in Finland sorry. But I you could maybe look for similar stuff on Yami or Amazon, or a local Asian grocery store? Just make sure you get the kind that comes with 5 packs like seen here. I've also tried other Japanese ramen soup brands from Yami that I actually think taste better than these, maybe I'll share another time. But Ichiran is a good place to start.
>>44835467Typo, I must now commit sudoku
>>44835458busy with chad ._.
>>44835459Hey my hole is full of value
>>44835458She's a Londoner now, she is going out and getting raped by pakis as we speak
>>44835478._.
>>44835486chudcel post
>>44835404>>44835473Oops, I meant I normally use Ichiniran. the pic I posted was the kind I linked, silly me. It's better than Ichiniran btw.>>44835420Yeah the thing is fat. I need more fat animal videos/pics.
Tonight I will go to AA and pick up my gabapentin and have thai takeout and sext my long distance trannardBig saturday night fat chud chaser night
>>44835501Check the stats snowflake
>>44835473Your eggs werent soft boiled! I like to make my own broth but it is a pain
>>44835467throws up festively
>>44835472no i havent listened to her latest :/i might be completely wrong and cynical but whenever i hear the family of some artist is releasing their stuff posthumously i just kinda assume its a cash grab idki kinda want to be wrong cuz i hate the thought of that being done to sophie but i havent taken the timelole i liked starfucker too that was my introduction to herokie i will check those out meffy u have not led me wrong thus far>>44835473>>44835505cool i didnt know that was a thing i guess it makes sense though, theres a couple like asian supermarkets in town maybe i will see if they have anything similar hmm i should have thought of that sooner actuallly i have been looking for good noodles
Other Mommy. blumhouse slop
I am a straight man but i'm kinda curious about touching and sucking a BBC ngl
>>44835505https://voca.ro/1615CBu1rTfG
>>44835508AGP Anonymous
strong hairy choid forearms
>>44835529octopus's are very smart. I mean look at him he's 80% brain
>>44835528
>>44835522Chasergen doesn't even have a first mommy
>>44835537At least i am man enough to admit it
>>44835537LOL
>>44835538Yeah we do, bronya's our mommy She got a job though... she's gonna be putting us in daycare.....
>>44835541Be man enough to admit you're bi with weird racist fixations
>>44835520i saw that it was produced by her brother, so i don’t think it’s a cash grab. but i heard the production is the weakest part and that sucks for a sophie albumhave fun!
>>44835555Bro why do people like you have to overplay everything? I'm just curious that's it, if you are a vegetarian and you are curious about eating meat doesn't mean that has to be your whole diet. Just eat a piece of bacon and move on
yes let's entertain that bait
ough im so sleepy time 4 bed nini>>44835560ok bai bai meffy u da best
>>44835565Its ok to be gay. This board is a safe space
Oh god now the chasers are obsessed with race fetish stuff
im bi with weird racist fixations
>>44835572The perfidious influence of closet
>>44835568it's one guy samefagging
i wish i masturbated so i could masturbate to large male roboticisation procedure comics
>>44835513Holy fuck this looks good ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!You make mine look like a frozen pizza compared to your "authentic brick oven pizza".First, answers.>eggsYes I know, I can make soft boiled eggs however I dislike how they taste so I usually do like a hard/soft boiled mix as you can see.Oh and you didn't ask this, but I use bacon because chashu is VERY time consuming and I usually make these when I come home from work. It's actually from the same part of the pig I think? Also I know these don't look as appetizing as yours but they do taste pretty damn good.I do have questions if you dont mind?I think that's a rib, maybe from a pig or a cow? I've had those before, but they are time consuming. And I can't tell what that is in the bottom right, I think its a mushroom? I do see some noodles, so if you don't mind me asking do you make your own noodles, like pressing the dough and what not? Or do you use store noodles? It was very nice to meet a fellow ramen enthusiast, and by the looks of things a professional.>>44835520Good luck with your ramen adventures Mamo, and goodnight too cause I know it's late.>>44835529Gimme another sec...>>44835569Night night.
Reminder that there is a black chaser who pretends to be self hating but actually posts bnwo bait. DO NOT INTERACT with bnwo bait.
do not interact with anybodydo not post
just bought a wand to kill muggles with
only interact with meonly post about me
i like mousedid you know you can put emoji into filenames here
>>44835616wow those are cute emojis
Can the gays take back their boring paragraph poster please
>>44835630xanthippe is ours now for better or for worse
>>44835619Dog with the butter on himHe knows what he's done
>>44835604Let me see that thong
>>44835644>He knows what he's doneyou really can tell with their looks. like you ever come in a room and they already look guilty and you discover something they did
>>44835647no im playing world of warcraft rn
>>44835581I really love Tonkotsu but i dont buy pork bones or anything so i dont make it. I used short ribs because i use them in other things like tacos.Recently i made Okonomiyaki (it doesnt look super good though). Rice bowls are fun too
>>44835604mousey is coolmousey is sweetmousey deserves a cookie treata glass of milk and warm bed toomousey is a friend to me and you
>>44835535https://voca.ro/18k9VHlOGma6>>44835581https://voca.ro/16IeuFmg4Nhf>>44835619https://voca.ro/11GUdKrkFZTY
>>44835664I'm contemplating finally getting some sleep or finally buying and playing it tonight
>>44835664Let's see that skelfussy in a chainkini
>>44835671this is so cute wtf i love this i'm gonna cry
>>44835671What's so cool about her? What's so sweet about her? Only empty words from another faggot
>>44835672Stress butter
>>44835698https://voca.ro/1afGfT78HRM4
>>44835679get some sleep!! the game will be there tomorrow..i made a cross faction community so anyone can join on the PVE ruleset>>44835696die bitch
>>44835513I probably should have asked earlier. But what kind of broth did you use? I'm assuming it's beef broth? Do you mix veggies in the broth too? Does it have to sit for like 12 hours or something? Sorry for all the quesitons I'm very fascinated by actual ramen chefs Is all.>>44835665I see you have the ribs with tacos. I actually thought it was kinda bizarre at first that you put ribs in your ramen... but then I remembered that I put bacon in mine hehe. Σ(-∀-;)Btw the pic you posted looks delicious, would try.>>44835630;'(>>44835672Eating dinner, will reply later thanks.
https://voca.ro/13HAuZbvB9hu
>>44835708That would be the logical decision, yesThe community stuff is just a chat page, right?
>>44835671i second this mouse is the best poster
>>44835729yeah pretty much plus you can invite people and stuff i think
>>44835722Thanks goofy
>>44835718I went to a restaurant and they served a beef rib like this so it was great. Yeah you can buy stock or make it but if you make it you have to boil bones and cook with onions and other vegetables its kind of a pain. You can make it in advance and freeze it though
mood
>>44835733<3
why can’t i trans? this has been my entire life since i’ve been able to form thoughts why can’t i trans?
nightblade is the best poster
i was gonna talk about back day and stuff but i got a mouse <3 so i'm good see you tomorrow
>>44835528ew
I have had really healthy and productive day :).
>>44835765hit that back hard!! have a good workout!!
im stupid
>>44835782what makes you say that?
>>44835746Okay thanks Ramenanon. I would love to see more of your dishes here in the future if possible? ^^>>44835750Thanks for censoring, I didn't want to see frog peenis
The sadness never goes away
>>44835630Wait until you see my reply to Wulfim's 20 minute vocaroo. It will be two whole 4chan posts long, muehehehe!
>>44835787my face hurts and i look dumb
>>44835804I've found two ways but neither is ideal
>>44835811I got a girls number this morning that was nice but it just made me sad for some reason
>>44835718https://voca.ro/14P2HEEEhiBp
>>44835261well I just finished my workout 1 hour and 5 minutes 7+ miles of watching pornbut how are you getting hard? after some time you become numb down there. Masturbating afterwards makes sense, but idk how you are pulling that feat off.Now im 260 pounds. 50 down... 50-60 more to go.
>>44835817For me that's the underlying dread of knowing you'll fuck it up again anyway, that and it makes me miss people
>>44835819:]]]]Brb.
3 billboards outside ebbing missouriA
>>44835830I think the dread for me is knowing I want someone else. It’s like the only people that are attracted to me I don’t give the slightest fuck about. I wish I didn’t have to have that attitude about people for them to show interest it’s a great paradox of life
Sex toy recs
>>44835858three billboards to display Nicholson's bbc
>>44835863Trannies, 10/10 sex toys
>>44835874but you get poop dick
>>44835842https://voca.ro/1a9pxJTLw1pu
>>44835879how would he get poop dick from bottoming tho?
>>44835874Sometimes they cry
i think people believe i’m retarded
>>44835879That's the best part. Dat stank.
I thought I was daed but I manuged to get the drip on him.
>>44835893That's what Uber is for. Send them back when they're defective.
passed out from daydrinking & woke up & my skin is fucking glowing beautiful porcelain
>>44835894Same
Make sure to thoroughly wash and dry your sex toys for proper maintenance.
>>44835895Sissy shitholes <3
>>44835823what model bike are you using? im only asking because i know that stationary bikes cant actually measure speed or distance with any degree of accuracy but mines a marcy and if i go an hour at a relatively leisurely pace i hit ~18-19. you have to want it. you have to both want to go faster and to cum. its not something i do every time. and yea youll go numb sometimes. like i said i dont have handles. by the end of the week when im on my fourth, fifth, sixth day on the bike that week, after lifting all week, after training all week my back hurts sitting up right. but i want to keep going. when im riding and i want to cum i dont care if my back hurts. i dont care if my balls are numb. if i say im going to cum i cum
it's fun that dcc has the kind of autism that normies have
>>44835936big soph...
>>44835939its a Yosuda BK A063>>44835940Thank you?
>>44835940I really love it.
say something about me
>>44835936Would.
if you live in a small enough country every person with down syndrome you meet is a special olympian
>>44835970dude
apparently i left a bra at my dad's last time i was there. all my bras are accounted for but my stepmom says it's mine "unless [stepbrother] has started wearing bras." told my dad i wasn't sure if he should bring it & he said he would anyways "incase my tits ever got bigger." literally in those words. fucking absurd interaction
I’m gonna go fuck the girl who’s number I got today I think maybe that will make me less sad
>>44835969You have a nice smile
>>44835978DUDE.
>>44835979A little odd but his hearts in the right place.
>>44835980*whose
yep that's #rizz
>>44835987if an alex tier girl wanted to give me a black eye i'm marrying that bitch
>>44835936>>44835970@dawgy
i don't think i erally want ffs
>>44835987This is the femdom we need more of.
>>44835997Why would you want to look like a girl isn't that fucking gay
>>44835996Dawgy doesn't look like that.
>>44835995>alex tierso mid
all the guys i go home with joke about murdering me
>>44836014Isn't that why you're attracted to them
man who finds me attractive and is kind and caring to me..
>>44836020no it’s because they give me drugs
>>44836021yeah..
If the frog from princess and a frog is technically human what are the ethics of sleeping with him whilst he’s a frog?
Tranny who couldn't get pussy and so transitioned to get fucked by men but isn't attracted to men
>>44836006i'm stealth already
>>44836021Could be me but i despise myself unfortunately
>>44836033holy shit I didn't see you there
>>44836033Prove it post tits
>>44836037boo>>44836038why would id o that
Boobs are small, mental health is bad, life’s going so well
>>44836027they need to start making some non-evil chasers fr!>>44836034why do you despise urself :c
>>44836046Idk I was just hoping it would work
>>44836052sorry 'non i have a choid & self-esteem
>>44836049>non-evil chasers fr!What makes us evil?
>>44836061I'll check back in a month then
>>44836070sorry non' it's been a year & a half with no end in sight
>>44836067u are mean to us, hopefully ur one of the few good ones
>>44836049for me its the "finds me attractive" part most choids are nice
Im an evil choidA dastardly villain
Am I an evil choid?
the dude
>>44836097Evil?
>>44836084theyre litterally calling us 'sex toys' further up in the thread
You're an evil choid if you wouldn't suck her off even a little
>>44836108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyCJ0BLhz0
>>44836094be nice to trannies
>>44836079I don't think I am mean to anyone, I don't really have the time or energy to bother>>44836084I think this is easier than you think
I have the capacity and character flaws to be evil but I swear I’ve changed wish me luck trying to get it in tonight
>>44836117The vocals my goodness Still confused tho
>>44836136awesome right? i don't really like metal anymore but still love ghis album
>>44836108>>44836117https://youtu.be/i2D1jVsd4HI
>>44836128well thats good i suppose, do u generally treat trannies well?
they call me the villain
can I be weird for a momentI want a girlfriend with a small cock, like 2.5-4 inchesI want to bully her for it but also I'd let her top
i'm on my good boy arc rn use and abuse cis women and treat trans girls very nicely
>>44836156how about a girlfriend with a vagina so you aren't a cocksexual
>>44836159why would youthink trannies would like to hear this
Im such an ally I even cheat on cis women with trannies
>>44836167If I wanted that I'd date a cis woman >SRS exists!It's grim
i estimate that 10% of straight tranners end up in serious long term relationships i think 45% of transbians end up in long term relationships but they're usually not serious and there's going to be micro cheating and poly involved
>>44836049>why do you despise urselfI have nothing to show for 28 years of living aside from caring about people to my own detriment
>>44836156why on earth would you want her to top
>>44836146I treat everyone well unless they show me I shouldn't and then I mainly just stop interacting with themI never understood wanting to be with someone you don't like>>44836153They call me the space cowboy
i should die
I'm such an ally I never tell my trans girls about my wife and kids.
>>44836186idk it's an interesting reversal of expectationsit's novel and niche
>>44836184caring about people is good! it show ur a good person
love y
seven minute plank
>>44836197but she wouldnt be able to get hard..
>>44836203Lousy carpenter
>>44835883The hog slumbers.
>>44836191No you should not.
>>44836179and? why aren't you trying to date cis women?
>>44836216it would solve everything
>>44836213https://voca.ro/1VOjH9YcEkud
>>44836228What is going on? You want to vent for a sec?
you will have to kill mef when mef achieves ten minute plank
Hour 2 of talking the trans girl out of offing herself and still no butt pics
>>44836208I've seen plenty of hard transwomen...I'd still love her if she was limp and pathetic though
>>44836183This isn't the straight world it's gay sex with more wardrobe options. No one is monogamous here.
>>44836280pls die
>>44836238Another
Maybe I should stop boymoding
How am I meant to know if I did a good job if the tranny can't cum anymore
When sex bots become cheaper im ordering mine with a huge cockChaser btw
>>44836286Kys
>>>/sp/157810822chasers, our response?
drunk
>>44836300Nothing about you or your posts relate to chasergen because you're a person that wants to fuck yourself not us. Scram chachi
>>44836300you're looking sort of fat
>>44836309>sp browserbased
>>44835247I would care about her if she had a penis
uhhhhh hehe yeah pichu hehe errrm here are the pills that make you less neurotic*actually hands pichu pills that cure her asexuality*
>>44836309That > trannies
>>44836318Oops it’s for this>>44836309
chicanoshirt
Trannies should have big hard cocks that piss cum
>>44836309She's a complete butterface without makeup, and it seems like her career's falling off massively. Obviously would, just like saying mean things about women.
>>44836287https://voca.ro/1eHnZVQseCU7
>>44836309I have always found her face unattractive, she just has big tits
>>44836317are you watching the heems
>>44836300
>>44836288You should start girlfriendmoding, I'll help you out
>>44836316you're right but im actually losing weight. pretty fast. im down to 345ish now>>44836314i want to *romance the guy i killed. not have sex with. sex even with him is vile.and i would be interested in dating a man like him, assuming he's gay (openly), asexual and different from me in that he's not a repper.im here to talk to men and find a man who fits this description and who also isn't good enough to deserve better than me, like most men do.>>44836309seriously, why don't you guys either date cis women or accept being gay? just call yourself gay, please.
>>44836341But that’s scaaaaary and I don’t voice pass yet
My standards for a trans girlfriend>doesn't hate me>doesn't want to make my life miserableUnfortunately these are very unrealistic standards...
>>44836344Why is it always gay? Why can't we be bi? I'm bi. The reason we don't bring it up is because it makes trans women upset.
i am lonely. i want to commit suicide
>>44836280ihy
>>44836349We can just continue talking on here while we're together until you've voice trained enough to be comfortable
miss sweeney has such nice eyes
My standards for a transgirlfriend>Stealth passoid>Cock still works>Not BPD
>>44836351sorry>>44836356me too
>>44836363you are evil and degenerate
>>44836344ive slept with real women and im not gay i just want to experience a cock flopping on my stomach while a girl rides me once and then im done here
>>44836359I’m still planning on just getting vocal surgery. But it’s so weird to be stuck in this place of wanting to do the last steps but also not wanting to read as a voice hon tranny and it makes me feel super indecisive
>>44836356Samehttps://youtu.be/JeFwaWFTGYU
Question to all trans girls here is dating hard for you?
>>44836352i guess it can be bi. but as a bi man i expect you to express adequate attraction to cis women and to act on that from time to time. otherwise it feels even more like gay in denial than a chaser calling himself "straight.">>44836319ive looked into that. there's a pill that works but only lasts for an hour or two and has to be taken on demand like a benzo or ed pill. sadly there isn't anything i can take every day that will fix me passively>>44836371you make me sick. i hope you suffer
>>44836380very much so
>>44836380It's easy when they want to neg you and they can't get any good men when they want to neg you in a different way
>>44836370BPD girls don't deserve relationshipsGet medicated
>>44836339nah i'm watching college football
>>44836380yes
>>44836380yes because i feel guilty for taking somebody out of the dating pool and blocking them from getting someone better and blocking someone better from getting himit's so insurmountable i have only cancelled and turned down dates before even trying to go on a date again
>>44836248Plank in a thong
chicanoshirt negging
>>44836380yea i’ve found one good man and i still miss him
>>44836377i like this
Maiq begging
>>44836406What made him a good man?
>>44836405the guys criticizing me aren't negging and also aren't slayershirt, he likes me if i remember right
im a ugly gigahon manmoder and i deserve a masculine boyfriend
>>44836396>my insecure paranoid ass wondering if some of the women I've dated thought this way
anyone else think old Asian women are kinda hot?
i like men who are a little mean
>>44836380it's pretty easy
I'm nice manHairy nice man
>>44836434I can jessemode and call you bitch every sentence if you want
>>44836396>yes because i feel guilty for taking somebody out of the dating pool and blocking them from getting someone better and blocking someone better from getting himi didnt realize they made trvkes this big
Need
>>44836441waow thats so cool i want you bad
>>44836434That's great babe because I like women who are a little mentally ill
>>44836444its more about attitude>>44836467awesome
You don't need to worry about keeping me from a real girl. I've been alone for 7 years.
i want to be clear. dating is difficult because of my own outlook. but it's actually so easy. i could go out to a bar on any weekend and find an asexual gay guy to date with almost no difficulty. i would just feel awful about myself for doing that to him and subjecting him to me. it's mechanically so easy though.>>44836463this comic is literally exactly true and why we should only date fully gay men
What is with this cuck mentalityWhy the fuck are you imagining another woman treating your boyfriend better than youAre trans women just cucks?
>>44836386>>44836395Can you elaborate?
>>44836487it's not fucking cuckoldryit's called being ETHICAL
>>44836481>find an asexual gay guy to date with almost no difficultyI feel like this isn't that easy to find, especially in a bar
I want to cuck my tranny with a real girl
>>44836494being trans makes it hard to find serious men
>>44836497Shut the fuck up and reverse the gendersIf a guy was obsessed with his gf deserving another man you would consider him a worthless loser into getting cucked
>>44836409This is why I got in to playing bluesInsane supergroup too
>>44836363I just want her to be human at this point
>>44836494finding a decent guy who is willing to commit to a trans woman is hard
>>44836463NEED this as the guy on the left
>>44836508the difference is that a cuck dates and drags her into itwhile i refuse to date because of thisone initiates and then gets weird with it, the other (me) keeps his distance before anything bad can happen
i tried drawing a seal from memory
>>44836434i could be abusive
>>44836487i have an insane amount of imposter syndromethere are metrics to work with in most fields that make it easier to handlerelationships are a blindspot for me where i am always left feeling that i am wasting a persons time and that they could do a lot bettereverything in life feels unearned, undeserved, and difficult to accept but relationships are uniquely bad
Trannies are natural cucks, most of them would like to watch their boyfriend fuck other people
>>44836502>>44836523Most men are transphobic at some degree? What the men who approach you looks like?
I want to clap some cheeks
>>44836545What fucking trannies have you been talking to
>>44836545What trannies really want is to be able to watch a man fuck them from his point of view
>>44836540kys nudes beggerliterally just go on twitter for trans nudesfucking freak
>>44836510you play blues? that's really cool. i like blues, that that i've heard. taht's mostly acoustic though (but i do like kimbrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlH9d1X390k)i've been kind of getting into the beatles recently. i love strawberry fields forever
>>44836545Its because that gives them the excuse to fuck other trannies
>>44836561Ones in this threadMost of them said they want to watch their boyfriends fuck twinks just a few months ago
I want you to watch while I fuck closet
Installing a giant mirror in the bedroom so she can watch herself being fucked
>>44836545>i deeply misunderstood the conversation but my ego demands i comment on everything as if i understand it so im gonna use this opportunity to insult trans women>>44836541you really really get itmore than anybody else ive mentioned it to really
>>44836532He will be forever in my memory too now
>>44836541i dont want to do better. i want you
zohran mamdani is so awesomesauce
>>44836587you need to kill yourself now
>>44836572Recreating the first episode of westworld with my chaser and his bull <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmfMH63zlJo killing myself!
>>44836374Late reply but my mind is gone so bear with meWhy not work your way towards it with the easy part (training) instead of having to wait to afford and recover from surgery? Does VFS even do that much on its own?
>Don't worry babe I already wasted my potential
>>44836532its beautiful
>>44836610see that's what I'm saying
I haven't wasted myself on you I'll go back to fucking cis women and settle down laterI just want you right now why is that so hard to understand
>>44836608Because I did voicetrain and got like 40%-60% of the way there and then quickly realised that I am so anxious about putting on a fake voice that I literally can’t do it. I could be a voice passoid and still not use itSo the surgery is more so to take away the option to boymode rather than because I’m in dire need
>>44836627I can't decide if this is smart or dumb, but I hope it works out for you because I don't want to have a mute girlfriend
>>44836583team self sabotage because the threat of failure doesnt exist but the threat of success is terrifying
Quick replies>>44835529I always wondered why cowboys are even called cowboys? Shouldn't they be called "horseboys" because they ride horses?>>44835672Yes>>44835819Also yes>>44835883With the upcoming month of the spook. I will make sure to post as many Halloween themed animals as possible muehehe! >:]Speaking of, what would you say your top 3 favorite holidays are Wulfim?Mine would be very hard to rank, but if I had to it would probably be...>ChristmasPretty self explanatory, it's overall just a great holiday and doesn't need much of an introduction. You get presents you give presents, obviously better if you're on good terms with your family.>HalloweenPersonally I think Halloween is underrated. I mean obviously it's better when you're a kid but even as an adult it's still a great time. I just love the whole aesthetic of the holiday. Michael Jackson's thriller on the radio, the decorations, putting on a classic horror movie like Halloween, Texas Chainsaw, or Frankenstein. The blowing of the leaves in the wind as the cold air hits your face. It's just a good vibe>ThanksgivingI'm assuming you have never celebrated this one for obvious reasons. But similarly to Christmas it's better with family. For me I mostly enjoy preparing the massive dinner for the feast and then eventually eating it. Despite the stereotypical turkey that comes to mind, my family has always gotten a chicken instead.>>44836340Anchor reply.
>>44836662ihy
>>44836636It’s both! Also I thought most men dreamed of a mute girlfriend
>>44836646>I always wondered why cowboys are even called cowboys? Shouldn't they be called "horseboys" because they ride horses?They were in the business of raising cows for slaughter. A lot of the drive to move west was because ranching was a relatively simple business with a good profit margin. You just fence off some land you get for cheap, have the cows graze off the land, and when they're ready you take them to town to sell.
>>44836569Yeah it's some of the first songs and licks I've learned, mostly because they were pretty simple. I'm honestly not that good of an acoustic player despite starting on it, I think an electric with a good amp has more interesting dynamics in playing so I've stuck with that mainlyMy mam is super in to the Beatles, I like that their work is pretty varied of the erasI love the song btw>>44836605Love this too
If you dont have kids or aspire to have kids, literally your entire life is one long jack-off session, pure hedonism.
I’m doing some self sabotage myself
>>44836627I want to boyremove you >:(
>>44836679Ohh thank you for the wonderful lesson in the history of America that was the wildwest. Tell me what your favorite animal is, and I'll post a cute video of it? :^]
>>44836716I'm 32 and I posted this
>>44836677I do like a woman that contains multitudesYou should've known I'm not like those men considering I'm hitting up a tripfag of all peopleI love a yapper
>>44836580i would literally cryand never open my eyes during sex ever againwhich would make me terrified of being defenseless and getting attacked mid-sexwhich means i don't even know im crying at the thought everything is so terrifying
>>44836717hmmmmm how about a bear?
>>44836727wtf don't say that I'm not that old
>>44836677Closet how is dating as a trans woman?
give mef a (You) right now
>>44836738There's nothing wrong with being 32
>>44836545i am the one who cucks
>>44836742mef
>>44836754thanks, needed that.
if ur over 30 and on 4chan ur a loser :P
>>44836738that's not even that old!!!! wtf man...>44836742No. Suffer.
>44836742I refuse
>>44836735vocafag or pichucall it
oughhh i napped too hard v_v
>>44836760Thank I know
>>44836736Hmm, I'm assuming you don't mean a hairy gay man right...? What kind of bears do you like? Black, brown, polar, panda? Or do you want me to pick a bear at random :]?
>>44836760>if ur on 4chan ur a loser :Pftfy
>>44836766surely pichu
>>44836760FUK U
>>44836777I think a brown bear or a panda
>>44836784Sarah I'm a cisgender AMAB he/him lesbian will you please have sex wif meeeee?
>>44836716God please>>44836731You got me there, based non trophy enjoyer>>44836740Not difficult tbhon, men are falling over themself for a crumb of early 20s ass. The difficult part is finding a guy who I actually like and having the motivation to even look for that
>>44836766>>44836779pichu
>>44836766i think its kind of hot
>>44836766Any post about getting attacked is always pichud lmao
my neighbor is paying me to install a better home network and I'm like 90% sure she's a camgirl
>>44836646https://voca.ro/14IFmeb2B2Ujhttps://voca.ro/1fgXaXAHb3Bohttps://voca.ro/1oplDiGUCeWI
>>44836799This is also why I love her
>>44836735A sex toy that cries, if you will
look at him gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYhyHqLlktg
>>44836790if you're cute sure Rach isn't on hormones but id fuck her
>>44836828i am not a sex toyi am anti-sex and completely non-sexual
>>44836811do you see a ring light in the house and those Christmas lights on the wall?
>>44836840I look like a regular ass man
>>44836742You know how to get a bunch of yous but you don't wanna do it.
>>44836849>Christmas lights on the wall?She could just be a tumblr girl
You could just ask her what she does for work.
>tfw your off-trip posts get more engagement than on-trip
>>44836742Here a (You)>>44836786Okay then panda it is! Personally I like sun bears because of how freakishly long their weird tongues are.
>>44836879CuteThey kind of look like people wearing costumes
>>44836877see this is why you annoy me. Do you think I didn't already ask?
>>44836898what did she say?
why do i sometimes bleed like a stuck pig when doing my injection?>>44836886google sun bear
>>44836799i want to make you my wife and semen receptacle
>>44836905what would you do if you went to the zoo and found out its just people in customs
>>44836898Well did you? you only said you're 90% sure so there was a 10% you arent sure of.
>>44836905why my nigga look like a grown ass man
>>44836878steven
>>44836916Declare my goods
goodnight. i have severe depression. i want to die
>>44836934Goodnight and sweet dreams
just blew to the somebody's son thread on /gif/
>>44836878seems like using a trip gets people more replies. if you post without one and get people replying then maybe you do make quality posts
i was 6 days porn free did real women on wednesday now three days in a row gay porn. i thought i was gonna be good today and then i started staring at my own boner oddly enough and it got me in the mood
>>44836934Lock in fuck nigga
>>44836677I honestly would like to have a very talkative and extrovert girlfriend. I am very silent and I think she would turn me into a better person by forcing me to develop my conversation skills
>>44836938bro that's someones son
>>44836938Technically they are someone's son but if they had a present dad they wouldn't be fags or trannies
>>44836948It's so funny when zoomers get fucked up by porn. Just be normal ctfu
>>44836905This shit looks fake
/gif/ used to be a lot better for gay porn
>>44836952The thing I’ve been told most by partners is ‘please stop talking about something this deep with me, I want to go to bed’ so be careful what you wish for
>>44836916they’d probably take me out before i could alert the general public
>>44836947>if you post without one and get people replying then maybe you do make quality postsThe most replies in this thread have been for bait
>>44836949i have a job & shit fuck kass'aq it does not help
>>44836855no sorry i dont fuck menif you want me to bang your gf tho lmk and i gan maybe let you touch me a little in compensation
>>44836967>hahaha you're so smart babe ;) please be quiet so I can sleep
>>44836952same. plus they could handle the talking to people part I don't want to do. like when some neighbor walks over being nosy I could be like "uh.. Nona! got a talker"
>>44836963im 29 and still have mad wet dreams when i dont regularly crank down i just have terminal horny i fear. like im obviously only here for a fetish i really dont care about the plight of transgenders in a neo cyber feudal state or whatever
>>44836966Most porn places have gone to shit tbdesu
>>44836986You're transphobic? Why didn't you say so, brother? You're cool.
Crank that Soulja boy
>>44836976It’s phrased more like ‘shut up and stop talking’ or sometimes just a low irritated noise.Last time it happened I was talking about what my partner would do if he was a crab, these weren’t intellectual
>>44837002Kiss me thru tha phoooone
>>44836994Rule34 never fails.Just put your exact filters down to the most niche concept and you'll be flooded with peak. Often times I stumble upon amazing stuff, make sure to download those files so you can streamline the process.
>>44836966/gif/ is actually so vile nowsometimes i get the inkling to go there out of a roulette sort of sensebut then its the same bnwo sloppa/blacked/wmaf/bmwf/bibisi shit every day
>>448370096789998212
>>44836886Yes they totally do. I actually had a black bear run past me once while I was hiking. And I swear it looked like a guy running on four legs in a bear costume. The bear was scared and ran off, but it really did look like a person in a bear costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAJUnNhmYMgyou don't know jhim like i do
bf who picks my nose for me
>get home from work>eat dinner>sit in front of tv>check my phone>ice cream place is closing for the season>never got to take a girl for ice cream this summerThe pain is real
if im gonna be real tranny porn in general is really bad now
Don't ban me jannies, it's a song!
>>44836994unfortunately trve>>44837013its so fucking grossi cant even look at the catalog these days its just morbid
>>44837026tranny porb was better back in the day i was born in the wron ggeneration
>>44837013/Gif/ and this whole site is both disgusting and interesting about the sex ragebaiting. They turn sex into a sadistic act of racist aggression and dominance or into a racist masochist fantasy of dispossession
>>44836691still very cool. i desperately wanna pick up fingerstyle guitar. i love john fahey too much to not fantasize
McDonald's should serve chocolate and vanilla twist cones
>>44836904she works in "entertainment" but has an intricate streaming setup in multiple rooms.
>>44837056McDonald's should serve bussy
>>44836966most days there's nothing there I enjoy, but then sometimes someone will make a thread that's like exactly my tastes.
Downtown should have bars with cute trannies serving you drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk92jUXNVPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9oQPw_gfs
>>44837026always has beenidk i saw a couple when i was younger and it looked really bad idk why anyone watches that stuff
>>44837072If I were a cis woman I’d probably work at hooters and I feel shame about that everyday
>>44837091Don't women like to be desired? (With their consent ofc)
>>44837103Hooters is like 1 step away from just being a stripper
>>44837021ice cream is better in the winter because it doesn’t melt
3D Futanari is my favorite. Trans porn though for some reason isnt that good. Its hard to self insert as a bottom. Id imagine sure bottoming probably feels better irl, but for the express purpose of "gooning" online its easier to self insert as the top.Hard to relate to a thing you havent experienced yourself i guess.>>44837091Well you could still apply and be hired you just need to pass and have the same amount of sex appeal.
>>44837108What's wrong with being a stripper?
https://youtu.be/GIpmSFOKnLAChasergen talent show
>>44837039>>44837046anything that doesn't adhere to those tags just gets spammed with that shit tooand then the other 35% of the threads end up being filter avoidance, so bad>whole site is both disgusting and interestingthe only thing that confuses me is that they tie it into anything remotely tranny related no matter whatthe rest is kind of predictably disgusting/hm/ and /y/ is okay ig
>>44837080I wanna girl Dom u :3
>>44837113I don’t pass and my sex appeal is to chasers so nah. Also stealth sex work is concerning because if the truth came out straight non chaser men famously don’t take being attracted to trannies too well Not joking, one of the reasons I boymode is because I saw a picture of a crime scene years ago where a dentist found out his lover was trans and cut her fucking head off
>>44837118In my opinion? NothingYou should be asking employers and people off the street why they dislike them so much
>>44837137Do you have to disclose all your previous jobs to your employer in UK?
>>44837131yeah. i was looking for trans women that worked for hooters, and its.... not many. and they get a ton of hate . which unfortunately makes sense because of the KIND of man who goes to hooters :/
I need a super cute age regressor who calls me big bro...
i'm drunk at the bar watching football thinking about how it feels when it touches the back of my throat
>>44837144Nah but say for example I worked at a strip club and my manager/coworkers followed me on my socials. Or some customer snuck in a camera. Or even my potential employer was one of my customers. The shit show potential is high
>>44837137Overlap with the illegal sex worker trade makes them risky to employ (anyone who willingly breaks the law is riskier to employ than someone who doesn't) or to form close relationships with them. May also have problems with drugs and alcohol due to it being a "career of last resort." Oh I mean "I hate strippers for no reason it's sexist to ever discriminate against strippers!"
>>44837148Exactly, using your sexuality for profit in a public environment as a trans woman is a recipe for disaster
Hey is that weird fag over there completely bricked up sitting alone in the sports bar?
>>44837156Makes senseSex work needs to be destigmatized
>>44837164Well yeah but also that’s not a guarantee. That’s like saying we shouldn’t employ men because statistically men are significantly more likely to rape and murder
>>44837155Daydreams of a sissy
male and female pole dancers are really fun to see, they are so acrobatic. I dont think it should be scrutinized so much. its a dance, therefore its art :]
>>44837184that's u
>>44836812>https://vocaroo.com/14IFmeb2B2Uj>did they paint the hogI'm not sure... I'm pretty sure the video is not ai generated because it's from a trusted hedgehog account. More likely they just switched hedgehogs, see how the nose goes from being black to pink? It's probably a different hog.Oh you realized it too, I typed this before you explained it. Yeah nose is different.>jolly ranchersHehhttps://vocaroo.com/1oplDiGUCeWI>guy fawkes holidayNever heard of it until you brought it up. Looks like a good time.>ChristmasIt's always been about presents.>HalloweenAny "creepy" horror film is fine honestly.Gremlins is also great, although from what I remember it's also kind of a Christmas movie too. >ThanksgivingYeah we dress up as Indians and dance around bonfires to celebrate the evil turkey being killed, thats what its about, nothing else.>chickenIt's cheaper, easier, and subjectively tastes better.
>>44837187Are u trans
>>44837195Yes.
>>44837183Well first of all men do face employlent discrimination in early childhood education, just as an example. And in careers where murder is a serious concern, like policing, there arguably isn't enough concern about men's propensity for violence. Finally, we'd look sideways at men with sketchy employment histories like guys who work for MLMs or timeshares. Strippers are untrustworthy people who happen to mostly be women. They're not viewed as untrustworthy because they're women.
>>44837121I was curious because of the family meme, so I googled how many ff movies say the word family. turns out all of the but one, the one movie vins not in
>>44837201Yeah but also much like how not all men are predators we shouldn’t look at every girl who pole dances as a crackhead
>>44837155I love you
>>44837200I feel connected to you somehow idk why
>>44837192No bro, I'm not fantasizing about cocks in my mouth like you.
>>44837052You've been hitting it home with the recommendations tonight, anonFingerstyle is really cool to learn but beware of the blistersI mostly do the mark knopfler fingerstyle personally
Alex what kind of shoes are you wearing, and are they they kind that show off your pretty toes?
wouldnt it make more sense to look at their criminal record instead of their past careers? Id rather hire the stripper than hire the woman with past arrests for DUIs and Domestic Violence.>>44837220you do? in what ways?
>>44837130i don't believe you
>>44837164>>44837183Doesn't make sense really. In my country sex work is fully legalized and regulated and sex workers still get a hard time finding job outside sex work
>>44836812>guy fawkes holidayWait you're telling me V For Vendetta is based on this Holiday? I literally watched the movie last year and the entire time I had no idea. I thought the "Remember, remember, the fifth of November" was just something random they made up for the movie lol because it rhymed. Lol
>>44837194https://voca.ro/1oPIhjyAnc23
>>44837148>the KIND of man who goes to hootersBlue collar workers boomers with PFP using sunglasses?
>>44835572They always have been lol what bizarro world are you living in. Chuds are obsessed with black penises
>>44837243Everything always links back to misogyny
I hate be moving around countries. I wish I could date a nice girl and have intimacy.
>>44837240I wish I could prove it
>>44837222You stuck a shampoo bottle up your past probably multiple times
my ffs needs to fix me
>>44837261Who also takes their pfp's in their car, yeah. I seen undercover boss for hooters and its WILD.
I need a cute little trans imouto I can take care of so bad...
tranny who sits next to me and talks to me while i drink a pint and nod idly
>>44837263I honestly would feel really bad for sex workers if they didn't make way more money than me
Tonight was lame
>>44837269Are hooters girls sexually harassed a lot during work?
>>44837282Did you really need to ask?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ghj3vz9BNFMTranny that loves Big Red so we can do his dance together
>>44837268ffs will redeem us all
>>44837246https://voca.ro/12hhBAPfHWEn
>>44837279tonight is just like any other nightoh wellenough said
>>44837282harassment happens to servers even when they arent at hooters, but them being scantily dressed, serving these men beer, things are bound to happen. Like a customer "accidentally" brushing his hand against your ass.
>>44837289Yes
>>44837279Every night and day is lame with these jannies
>>44837282>>44837306
>>44837282Women get sexually harassed walking down the street, of course the restaurant thats name is a pun about tits invites sexual harassment
>>44837317The day I stop seething about how much taftaj mogs me is the day I’ll die
>>44837320Hooters is a pun about tits? I thought it derived from the word "Hot" saying the girls who work there are "hot" meaning conventionally attractive.
>>44837233Yay! I'll have to listen to some dire straits (?) tomorrow...have completely not been exposed to them besides (slightly ridiculously) liking when i was younger & more into metal a death metal band that reviews said had "dire straits solos." Blisters are fine so long as i get to channel a little fahey... final recommendation before bed: https://youtu.be/1zyE5pkTfo8I wish I could do that!
>>44837327ESL moment
wow look at the girl over there, shes a real hooter
>>44837332Yes, english is one of the many languages I speak
>>44837317Kalamazoo hosts one of the leading universities for medieval studies
>>44837325well at least you weren't mean to me about it so thanks
>>44837331You should show me some of those metal bands when we're both not passing outGoodnight and sweet dreams
>>44837344thank you for this information.
>>44837344Cf
>>44837282I used to hang out at a hooters a lot and yea they do and mostly for the 50 year old fat dudes
>>44837350Trying to decipher if I’m an idiot who doesn’t understand this, a larp, or you’re unironically taftaj
>>44837344Medieval studies? >>44837239I just feel like we would vibe well
>>44837266i mean im sure you find me attractive i am, after all, quite attractive but there's no way you want to "dom" me. I have never met anyone who said that and didn't turn out to be a massive bottom.There are two possibilities. You're either covering up how much of a bottom you are out of shame or just because it's an elaborate form of "bratting"or you are just a people pleaser and you think that's what i want from you.whatever the case, it doesn't matter much what ideas of "domming" you might haveif you ever did meet me, it would not be long before all you could think about would be all of the casual, comfortable cruelties and displays of dominance you want me to visit upon youthat's just how it goes
>>44837317Business idea: start a restaurant for chasers where walk around with huge dildos in their shorts. The money will roll right in.
I wana go to femboy hooters
>>44837361neither. just usually girls will say hateful things if I post a girl I think is pretty
vocanon lady/sig/ has seccom masada-sensei as an opwhat do you say we ditch cg and go to /sig/ because they know whats up
Hooters isnt actually seen as an adult only place, its more of a family restaurant or portrays itself as such. They had a kids menu, and even merch.>These shirts arent available anymore for obvious reasons.
>>44837370I’m not aggressive about women who are hotter than me, it’s just envy inducing
>>44837378understandable
>>44837362Oh thats wonderful, all I do is vibe. Love talking about videogames and nerd stuff. Not that smart but I like to learn.
>ladyIt's a fag lol i'm pretty sure vocafag would lose her boner if treated like a girl
>>44837363there's a third possibility of maybe I just think it would be fun to put you in your place and own you
>>44837367they have those in thailand
>>44837375yah I've only ever been there once as a kid, like 12? I forget. my friends mom took us for his birthday. didn't seem overly sexual, seemed like a normal place
>>44837362What are you even asking?
How come none of the tranners here dress up in hooters attire?
>>44837371would lenin abandon his people in the dark times?nothere will be /cg/in the dark times
>>44837325You are way cuter than her
OK goodnight for real now
>>44837423goodnight. I love you
>>44837401that doesn't make any sense for a couple reasons but mostly just because i have never displayed submissiveness in front of you so what makes you think id even be into that?
>>44837415knew someone would say this, c'mon now
>>44837423Goodnight and sweet dreams
Sometimes when I hear girls talk about "disgusting 50 years old dudes" I get insecure and scared about my future because I spend my 20' trying to escape my shit situation and never dated anyone so I will be an ostracized ugly person in my future
Sarah gets defensive if you call her submissive. she never lets it slide when I tell her she looks submissive and nice in pics
>>44837410i know one who does
idk about cuter but her asshole is definitely more used
>>44837431ill stop you ing you if you don't like it
>>44837410Because that outfit is gaudy as shit, I wouldn’t be caught dead in it unless it was profitable >>44837415That’s very sweet but there’s no need to lie to feed my ego like that lol
test
>>44837448That's why she is a true chaser's favorite tranny
Death penalty for people who drive around with highbeams on illuminated city streets
>>44837448Sarah-Chan the Tsundere
>>44837448I will fuck you until you cannot walk.>>44837454you're not bothering me you just have to understand that i have heard this many many times and it has never once been truealso im much bigger than you
I want a girl with the same interests as meBut how do I find a tranny that likes the gym
>>44837467i don't think you're submissive I just think it would be fun to girl dom you you don't have to be submissive to submit
>>44837467>you're not bothering me you just have to understand that i have heard this many many times and it has never once been true>also im much bigger than youLOL
>>44837469i think a lot of us go to the gym lol
>>44837366>you're walking with a tray of food and the dildo falls out
>>44837492I thought you all had the physique of a frail victorian royal with a blood disease
>>44837375Giving this shirt to a boymoder
>>44837451The savior we all needed >>44837457Have you ever considered it might make me happy
>>44837516My rule is I would wear close to anything for a chaser I am dating on valentines or his birthday, so you have an in buddy
>>44837508i mean personally yes i do but i still go to the gym : (
What would be a male equivalent of a hooters?
I would hate hooters because I really feel uncomfortable eating around women
>>44837260>looked it upYeah I know more about it now than before. There was like an attempt to blow up the king or something? Okay what I think is SUPER weird is that Guy Fawkes day is named after the guy who tried to assassinate the King, so you have a holiday named after him? This would be like if us Americans had a holiday named "lee harvey oswald" day (the guy who shot JFK the American President). Like my point is why name a holiday after the assassin? Even if in your Country's case he failed.>>44837296>more about holidayI see but the funny thing is, if I took a trip to England and saw people celebrating Guy Fawkes day I would have thought it was a V For Vendetta convention or something lmao. It would have been so awkward if I said something about it to them.Obviously I know VFV is not historically accurate. But it is loosely based on the holiday.>CovidI'm not sure about this, the movie predates covid by like 20 years I think? I'm not sure about the politcal allegories of the film. But I'm sure you absolutely could connect it to real life countries, maybe Nazi Germany, Stalin's USSR Russia, Mao's China, North Korea, etc.Wulfim I'm going to bed. Please don't leave a super long reply because I still have to work on my reply to your 20 minute reply from the other night. I still enjoy chatting with you. Thank you and goodnight.
>>44837542idk Japan has cafes where tall handsome men talk to the ladies
>>44837542Seriously?! you've never heard of TallyWhackers?
>>44837539It's okay babe I can carry the groceries for the both of us
>>44837535But I want a different much more specific fetish costume on my birthday
>>44837563>Japan>tall
Sometimes I think of that story of the Japanese restaurant where you’re allowed to molest the servers where some guy came in, grabbed a girls tit, and the his face dropped.He told her he was a doctor and she should get a mammogram and then left, she went the next day and had close to terminal breast cancer
At hooters every time the waitress would leave things off the bill I would tip highest To this day I have no idea if she just had at her job or if she figured out our unspoken agreement. It happend often
