Prelims live now
>>157810486corny
Gandra has round 1 joe pyfer victim written all over him
>>157810499>BWC>WWho's gonna tell him?
Why is Michael Aswell’s coach whispering?
>koreanbet against this nibba
>>157810486This means he’s an incel. In Bostil if you like anime you’re an incel and more likely to commit femicide than favela dwellers. You become a genuine social outcast and watched by everyone else and an outcast.
>>157810523hes actually pretty decent. Korea for some reason is pretty good at mma. They have better fighters than china and japan.
sydney sweeny doesn't do it for me bros
Everyone on the planet under the age of 30 is an anime fan to some degree, Uncs in here showing their age because the anime kids used to get bullied when they were at school
>>157810549Nah you wilding with this one
WHATRE YOU LISTENING TO HEEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YxK-swFREo
When do the good fights happen? And will this card deliver a new personality/culture/religion etc for me to larp as?
excited to watch robelis despaigne display some incredible knockout power
>>157810565that's because you are gay
>>157810561Korea sends their best over to US to fight, there are no good Koreans in Asian promotions.
>>157810565I'm a Spaenychad so I can relate
>>157810565
>>157810565I've dated tall blondes with big tits before, I can confirm girls with dark hair are more fun
thread song???
mushoku tensei episode 13 gonna be kino bros
>>157810565she has a mong face as bongs say it, and i'm an ass man more than a tits man so yeah
>>157810573playing the og RE2 between fights so i guess the ambient music
>>157810565you need to remove the internet from your life for two weeksyou're desensitized
>>157810596I'm a Hustla
>>157810565she’s just so ugly and lame and trying very hard to be an it-girlchloe sevigny did it best
watching anime buffs your fighting abilities
>>157810596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRt6TdSvHag
JERSHVAN
>>157810565shes physically hot but so fucking trashy that its a massive turn off
>>157810596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAKkw71ff3U
Ella Langley fully clothed gets me harder than a naked Sydney Sweeney ever could
music is for gays to prance around to
>>157808792VanArmanPitbullGableIwoDid that whole captcha and didnt post a pic
>>157810561Not true about japan, japanese fighters develop skillsets that are specifically tailored for success in the RIZIN ruleset. They're not good in the unified ruleset they use in the UFC.They're generally very strong wrestlers with little BJJ because in RIZIN if you take someone down you can just knee and kick them to death, and if youre on bottom you can throw upkicks. This makes BJJ much more difficult to apply and less necessary so why even bother?
I'm Texan. And I'm Burmese.
Van is a honorary indian?
I do it for me and marr
I really want this fake champ to get slimed out. Crush the hope of brown SEA monkeys everywhere
>>157810635Trashiness can be very hot when it's genuine, but with celebs like Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter, it's so obviously just a marketing gimmick
>>157810566animes been popular in the west since the 70's. Astroboy, Speedracer, Voltron, starblazers. Bunch of others too. Your wrong as usual england.
>live in war torn shithole country>flee to India What is even the point?
>>157810637good taste
You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.
>>157810615Wakanda-esque
>>157810565Shes like 8/10. Ive seen better at the gas station. seriously.
>>157810679Reagan truly destroyed the US
>>157810679It's not your UK anymore, faggot
>>157810679Depends on who you ask
>>157810637>scribbleshit>mannish jaw and shoulders>no curves at allI got news for ya
>>157810573https://youtu.be/caqHhFwMCS8?is=7Kk-iA4Lckne2ihc
>>157810565I’ve never been attracted to white girls despite being white myself. But Yasmina Khan? Faps for days. What is wrong with me?
>>157810549It really is so much better
>>157810596https://youtu.be/ULxcmMgsxf4Los Angeles is literally Mexico. Theirs millions of mexicans here.
>>157810690HEEEEEEEEB
>>157810566checked anime never was the problem, the type of anime is the problem we used to watch, hokuto no ken, bebop highschool, shonan junai gumi, dragonball, violence jack, golgo13 etc etc. but nowadays its largly all shit
>>157810667this, my mom grew up watching candy candy and maya the bee lmao and its not really very uncommon for people around that age. Hell my dad loves saint seiya and had the original hunter x hunter from 1999 in VHS.
>>157810707white girls look sickly if they're too pale, only look good when they have some tan on
Since elbow snapped on Pantoja
GIGAKICK
>>157810693Whenever I hear someone accuse a woman with a genetically good jawline of having a 'man jaw', I always know that person has a pathetic little chud jaw. I have a good jawline and I've never thought a woman with a good jawline looked 'mannish' because women can't make me insecure about my own jaw
>>157810653BJJ is fake, it does not work in the streets. You could stomped out on the street or hurt yourself on hard cement ground. All the subs they have are stolen from judo. Its a dumb martial art desu. Wrestling is more effective grappling.
>>157810666yea but thats even hotter because she knows youre attracted to something she isnt so not only does she play the role of trash, she sees you as genuine trash and therefore has to stoop to your level to interact with you, thus making her actual trash. i guarantee if i spent five minutes in a room with sidney sweeney i could get her to spit on me and id never shower again and when i tell her that she'd fall for me. hyperstitional sidney sweeney wife
>>157810733wow so powerful *slow claps*
>>157810707She really is the best, isn't she?
>>157810733Does their huge cock make you insecure?
>>157810528nah most people here since dragon ball has existed have watched anime to some extent, it's very normie tier, you're only a social outcast if you watch shit like isekai
>>157810733ywnbaw
*enters thread*
>>157810565Here's what no one says, it's performative sluttyness, it's clear it's manufactured and she isn't true to how she's being presented. People who are enamoured by Sydney Sweeney are the same people who genuinely believe Covington's trash talk.You have to be a NPC, emptyheaded, no agency.
>>157810733>genetically good jawline>projecting about his weak jawThere's nothing wrong with being a fairy lad, and I'd obviously chin you stiff. Maybe your crush can come and save you kek
>>157810711I wish we could take the Messicans back and send all the Asians and Indians away.
>>157810733honestly ive always had a thing for women with defined jawlines
>>157810722Anime has decreased in quality because its so popular now. So theirs more mass produced slop these days. I only watch a handful of anime per year. Too busy to see all the slop.
>>157810687Keep in mind, the gas station im refering to is my local Buc-ees megamall and I love splitting the dark oak!
>>157810750mushoku tensei is good though
>>157810565When compared to the people Hollywood has pushed in the past decade (zendaya, ice spice, jenna ortega, or any number of mystery meat americans), she is a 10/10 goddess. On an objective scale, she's like a 6/10 due to her downy face.
The liver and onions turned out pretty good
I love picking my nose and eating it. Yum, so salty!!!
>>157810752You're the one with that saved, homeaux
One Piece has skyrocketed and overcame Dragon Ball and Saint Seiya here, something i never thought would happen!
>>157810765>send the mexicans backThey been here for like 500 years lol. Why do you think the city has a spanish name. All of California was founded by Mexicans basically.
>/heem/cels will see this and think 'ughh that's basically a man'
>>157810740factual post sadly
>>157810790THIS NIGGA EATING WORMS
>Downy face is somehow a negative now
>>157810767correct >>157810790looking good
>>157810790looks good. mind if i come over?
Joshua Van vs. Alexandre Pantoja Arman Tsarukyan vs. Mauricio RuffyPatricio Pitbull vs. Dooho ChoiGable Steveson vs. Sean SharafAlonzo Menifield vs. Iwo Baraniewski
niggas will look at this and decide to be a faggot lmao
>>157810748Yes, I adore her
>>157810800you come here every day patching together flimsy ass strawmen I actually am starting to think you're a tranny
>>157810798Pocho hands typed this
>>157810797juan piss
>>157810798Ay hermano, try reading my post again ese.
>>157810790i know those shits will be watery af after this
Aswell is ass, Joo is the good one in this
>>157810767Honestly it's fine by me because I'm busy so I only have time to watch the few good ones.
>>157810798>Why do you think the city has a spanish name
>>157810822WALL ALERT THO
>>157810752Why would you save this? A post so gay I couldn't believe it didn't come from Canada.
>>157810821Pantoja Tsarukyan Pitbull Steveson Menifield
me?
>>157810740>>157810802Hurting yourself on the cement isn't an issueBut getting just overpowered and stomped out is, and no matter what any of the BJJ guys say, being overpowered out of a position is absolutely possible.
>>157810822resting bitch face
People still booing Herb, just let it go Perapist fans
>>157810798>All of California was founded by Mexicans basically.
>>157810679Because USA is the zoomer of countries. Those are all unc ass countries with deeply established heritage
BSD at 145 now?
this korean kid kinda cute on sm jon jones shii
>>157810752>just /mlb/ things
>>157810767ive only exclusively watched moe-style SoL anime since 2007Im Justin Gatheje btw
>booing Herb Dean
>>157810868kek I thought the same
>>157810863>leaf
yooooooooo soulja boy tellem
>>157810871too big
>>157810868its actually shocking how much he looks and moves like him
>>157810871Big noses are also hot on women, see my wife Jojua, for example
>>157810875>cubs girl
Dana Pink
i didnt know yoo was fighting on this card
>>157810871she a lil fat but i can handle dat
>>157810827Only guys from mexico say that. the women say papi lol. Guys be hating when the mexican americans have nice jobs and houses while they have to work their way up in a fast food restaurant
>>157810871now imagine how much hotter she would be without the trashy flash tattoos
>>157810733there is a limit
Do you think that boo got erb shook?
YOO BOTH EYES ALMOST SWOLLEN SHUT
bsd looking clean
>>157810871impossible to keep clean
>>157810912isnt that right up your alley? i mean arabs in general, thats what ive been told atleast
why is yoos defense so fucking bad
>>157810922Wrong. Olivia Wilde, Keira Knightley, and Natalie Portman were all 10/10s back in the day.
>>157810871Riddled with VD
Koreans are the most kwabbed of all the yellow races I gotta say
yoo is extremely hittable
Aswell is a less infected bsd
Yoo
>>157810949>Natalie Portman
>MIGHT ASWELL, JR...>NO YOO!
>>157810748>>157810824Do zoomers really jerk off to this ADHD goon style porn? It seems so fake and brain rotted. I only watch homemade porn so idk
>>157810964right
>>157810940He can't see properly
>>157810940hes korean, they all have shitty defense. They take one to give one. zombie style
I think that's an Aswell round...
>>157810975helwani wmma is disgusting
>>157810748she kinda look like audrey bitoni in her prime
korean guy has terrible accuracy
Yoo exists to get hit. Not hitting him would be an affront to existence.
>>157810939not arab lol
Think you know sports?
The pinnacle of Korean MMA is known for his ability to get beaten up. They fucking suck
>>157810822The older I get the more disgusting I find these women, attractive solely due to genetics, makeup, and surgery. Clear lack of muscle development, hasn't as much as touched a weight in their life, the vision of them in the future just looking like old decrepit hags with sarcopenia. If you guys have ever held these women or seen them naked IRL I don't know how you still like them.
>>157810975based 30 rock enjoyer and/or anti-semiteolivia wilde's last name is cockburn.
SEX WITH SWEENEY
>>157810985yeah they all seem to universally have the zombie style of plod forward trying to pick their knockout shot
OH MY HECK I LOVE DREWSKIIM GOIN DOOPIN MENTAL OVER HIS COMEDY!
>>157808792VanRuffyChoiStevesonIwo
yoo is kinda like wobbafett he just buildin up the counter trust the plan
>>157810940Bro is circling to the other guy's rear leg its like he wants to get KO'd. He could also be doing jab-teep range management to make use of his range advantage but he ain't doing ass. Not even a cheeky longuard.
>>157810978Many of them have been brainrotted by porn and haven't ever had actual sex with a woman so their sexualities are distorted
>>157811001I'mma sick fuck I like a quick fuck
i'm more of an inde navarrette man
>>157810998south asian?
>>157811021based
aswell about to get dropped
>>157811022You could find better looking hookers in Tijuana
>>157811013Epdaddy would body that weak balding chudcel
>>157811001>cant have themso their gross for me. bitter man is bitter
>>157810922A bit of a thicker neck and her face being more full and she'd look better
These Korean fighters, they produce a lot of fighters but they all try to replicate The Korean Zombie its kinda cringe, the only top performing Korean rn has 19-7 record Iron Turtle Jun Young Park
>Jenna Ortega>Olivia Rodrigo>Xochitl Gomez>Inde Navarrette Latina zoomers are conquering the US with sexi
do they even teach koreans how to fight over there? im serious. japan, china, fucking burma has competitive fighters in this shit. all the koreans are absolute bums
Korea touched gold with zombie then proceeded to ruin his career by wasting his time in the army
>>157811051so and japs and chinamen
booooooooOOOOOO URNNNS
>>157811049luv em
>fighters go into the clinch>immediate booingSuch fucking babies lmao
>>157811051seok hyeon ko is pretty good, albeit a decisionator
>>157811024not any flavor of brown
UFC is dead
>asian with stupid tattoos>american withoutwhat is this bizarro world
>>157810821VanArmanChoiStevesonBaraniewski
>>157811064you mean based
>>157811049Wasians too
>>157810822she just has tits are you twelve
>>157811051the koreans are the best asians in ufc. not joking, been that way for like 15 years. Japan is barely recovering from fall of pride fc
>>157811051> he doesn't know
>>157811051my nigga iron turtle
North Korea will have a champ before South Korea does
>>157811053they gave that fucking league of legends kid an exemption but not zombie
daniel cormier dead?
THIS DAMN GOOD SUCKS
>>157811088you prefer penises amirite
wow, great fight.
Dana please cut Aswell this guy might as well be a women's strawweight
does tae kwon do not work at this level, i wanna see some hwoarang shit
yoo's stance is ass no wonder he can't do shit. fucking move in when u punch or shoot or something. damn dude.
>>157811104you would be wrong
>>157811102one can dream
are you guys watching theo vonn's sidecast or rogan
>>157811079Tattoos became so common in the west during the 2010s that they're now no longer a cool, counterculture thing, so younger people aren't getting as many. The opposite is true in East Asia, Tattoos are still mostly taboo there, many gyms/onsens in Japan won't allow anyone with visible tattoos to enter still, so they're still a cool, edgy thing to have there, hence younger Asians are starting to get them. Song Yadong having a big leg tattoo is a pretty uncommon look in China
>>157811021This is the only valid response.>>157811041You don't want them, I promise you a 5/10 that hits the gym and loves you is infinitely more satisfying than any of these butter body women. The reality will never live up the fantasy. It's not even worth the experience, you think you want it all the way up until you cum.
>>157811100Incel culture
were there any good chink fighters in UFC?
>>157811117in a correct sort of way
he finally shot and it was terrible and it's obv that jacked up stance
>>157811100>league of legendsdisgusting game played by disgusting east coast floridian crossdressing freaks
Why does Yoo keep his chin straight up in the air?He has okay counters, but he’s gonna end up getting heem’d one day.Also some faggot janny banned me for posting a stream.Is that how shitty /heem/ has become? We are Reddit mods now?
>>157811123>Tattoos became so common in the west during the 2010s that they're now no longer a cooTattoos were never cool.
>>157810486>subscribe to Goyramount Plus>at the last 2 or 3 seconds of the round it fades to black into advertisingBest pirate site to watch this garbage?
Guru thinks he’s so fucking edgy for pronouncing Yoo as Jew. Someone call the police in the UK and say he’s using hate speech against Jews
>>157811072been dead since fertita's sold it
>>157811125>, I promise you a 5/10 that hits the gym and loves you is infinitely more satisfying than any of these butter body womenyou are most likely a virgin or only fucked a fat bitch and cope about it for everyone to hear
did yoo drop for to the left for a split second from a combo?? no one even mentioned it
>>157811072I didn't know he was sick
>>157811134yadong chinned umar, thats good enough in my obok
>>157811125anon getting a 7/10 or even a 8/10 should be possible for most men. So why settle for 5/10. You heem yourself before even trying. Disappointing
>>157811142Maybe not to the type of people who spend their Saturday night posting on heem, but to normies, they absolutely were
>>157811150His name is Joo Kikes Yoo, you fucking cazzie
>>157811051Korean's tend to not do physical fights whatsoever because you go to prison for two years and $4,000 fine equivalent + the high amount of cctv cameras in public for a scrap. Its not like in America where most of these fighters were made to go to a gym because they were fighting too much in public. I'm pretty sure most of these Korean fighters only started as a form of exercise and leisure. Hence the laidback approach plus they make more in the primary jobs than the UFC.Just like in most sports Korea is probably the best at the MMA but is always overshadow by the Japanese because the former Axis power puts more emphasis on sports and produces more money and marketting on it.
The Fans need a finish
>>157810821CantojaLuffyBvllThe RapistIwo
oh yeah get active boys
>>157811158Nueve Once
>>157810565That's because you're straight
A losing fighter showing urgency? I'm shocked
>>157811150his name is literally joo
And they say K1 is decent
>>157811166Permanent doodles were never cool b saying a bunch of retards got it doesn't change that.
Schaubbing the till in honor of his fight
ok lets see if this guy has any grappling cuz the stand up was ass
>>157811079The tattoos are really well done, you're retarded unfortunately>>157811123Are you like 50, tattoos are as popular as ever here, virtually everyone aged 20-30 has a friend that has a clock, lion, rose or some rune shit tattooed on them, what the fuck are you talking about. Everyone and their mum is getting tattoos right now.
>>157811188That's clearly a trashy latina
>>157811186She's honestly a 8/10. Shes pretty but not that hot imo. Theres better out there.
>>157811206the tried and true wet blanket, what an athlete
UNANIMOUS DRAWWWWWWW
>>157811215That's Yasmina Khan, a Bengali
Lock in! No more no name fighter snooze fests. Now we’re getting fight after fight of people we don’t have to look up beforehand
inb4 split
3-0 aswell+
passed the guard with 50 seconds ok do something?
>>157811217she is not an 8 she literally just has big tits and looks like she gives pussy easy (she doesn't)
>>157811158BLOOD AND BONES
>>157811219ANONYMOUS DECISION
>>157811188>fake titsI wont date anyone with fake tits. The tits feel hard, look stupid and boring to suck on. Would rather a flat chest with a fat ass.
>>157810821VanArmanPitbullGableIwo
Horrible fight
>>157811222tai redemption arc starts now
I'm praying for Tuivasa to do the funny
>>157811174Aswell is an anti-heemer. Pillowfisted with a great chin
>>157811221How many desi girls go for biwisi in UK?
THEY'RE JUST FIGHTING!
>>157811221yeh and jasmine vega is muslim
been awake for about 27 hoursdebating on if i miss the rest of the card or punish my body with more caffeine
aswell won rounds 1 and 2 idk what rogan is smoking
>Get take down>Just lay there on the guy for 2 minutes, no ground and pound, no submission attempt, literally just taking a nap on himNigga you're not a dagestani, you're not gonna get "control time" points for that.
what is everyone drinking tonight
>>157811221Nope
I’ve always wondered what goes through a fighter’s mind when they lose by getting KO’d. There has to be a certain level of discomfort knowing that millions of people just watched you get knocked out cold.
koreans dont care about heems they only care about league of legends and north face puffer jackets
i paused my goon sesh to watch that? ugh
>>157811269i just woke up
Exciting final seconds!! Wow, such action, most fight
called the split absolute bums
>>157811170Only valid take here
>>157811269what would tony ferguson do? ask yourself this.
With Joos, YOU LOSE
>>157811273Liquufied oxygen
>>157811273Milk and water
>>157811273Some beers and now I'm zooted
>>157811269do some meth
>>157811273kvass
>>157811273
>>157811273monster energy ultra
>>157811287Unpause the goon session broseph. Get 'er goin' again
>29-28 (you)
dana you fucking pink fuck cut both these bums
>joe questioning the judgeswoah now cool your jets buddy
>>157811296any opinion on sweeney and her chest?
>>157811159all the chink has was the jab and didn't do anything else. shouldn't have been split
>>157811154You're like 10% correct I suppose. I have fucked a fat bitch, and fucked a fit one and only after having had done so I really realised how disgusting the fat one was. For you not to agree with me you've either only been with one type or you're coombrained and it doesn't bother you
>>157811317King shit
>>157811269go to sleep b, sleep depravation is bad and its not worth to stay up longer
Telling sweet Joe you're a huge fan is so chud-coded
>>157811297WTF IS THIS REAL?!?!
>>157811331Shut up pussy
>>157811316Alhamdulillah
>>157811273local brewery brews
>>157811273tarhun and kefir (seperatly!)
why the fuck is literally every post fight interview>HURRR WANNA THANK MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRISTyeah dude there's nothing Jesus loves more than people beating the fuck out of each other for material gain
>>157811297good call anon
>Begging Joe Rogan to get your contract renewed for youHumiliating
>>157811340just a little sip brazza is ok allah has eyes closed
>>157811269take a bump or caffeine if your a good civilian. Its numbered event, if it was fight night I would say sleepz
what's next for tom aspinall
>>157811317why is it "lite"always avoided that flavor because of that. but there is no "not lite" version
The state of this sport. Athletes begging to be allowed to stay in the arena
>>157811324this one too, what happened to usa wmma back in my day they were smokeshows
>>157811328what the fuck i look like that dude that's eerie
>my gf is a huge fanWhat does this mean for Joe?
>>157811317King
>>157811269Inject red bull into your brain
Arman's doing actual ads now?
>>157811344Excellent post
just tuned in. how's the card been?caught the last bit of Aswell/KZ Jr. seemed meh
>2022
all these boner pill ads have 30 year old doos in them
>>157811165A 5/10 with a 8/10 body is a 7/10.Also, never said settle, just which is better.
PAT BARRY JUMPSCARE
Tai bros...how we feeling?
Tuivasa can't even pretend to look motivated when he's shadowboxing in front of the camera.
>>157811317no way they shrank those dollar ice-ts? bound to happen but damn end of fucking era
>>157811366A day in the life.
my superbowl up next
>despaigne looks gassed warming uptui shoey incoming
Tai "El Cucuy" Tuivasa
>>157811379It’s been okay but nothing crazy. The card is about to get good right now
You look at Tai's face and you see a man with nothing to live for
sydney sweeney milk
>>157811379Great honestly, you missed out aside from the last fight
>>157811339пyши гa мaјмyнчинo>>157811374whats up my bladi hows it going
i got the naked sydney sweeny ad and she soundsl ike she's mentally handicapped
>>157811370Its an armenian business guy that sponsors arman. He makes water dispenser machines for homes. It seems like a good machine may buy one later.
>le heckin shoey
The only man that can beat Ciryl Gane atp
>>157811370I'd guess it was the UFC that asked him to do it. Explains why Chael'd be there. He's trying to reform his "hot-headed fuckup" image.
Ufc fight pass is crazy, commentators don't say shit when the ads run
tai must be one of the highest paid fighters on the roster to not get cut after that many losses. le heckin shoey really is that much of a cazzie drawl. he gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to get slimed out.
>>157811409>woman sounds retardedWelcome to Earth
Was Joshua Van even in the UFC the last time Tai did a shoey? That's how long it's been
>>157811411checked why buy a water dispenser dont you americans love botteled water?
>>157811409she has the zoloft drawl of someone on a lot of xanax
TaiTai will heem
>>157811396Let's go tai!!!!
>>157811383First, they put viagra plotlines in comedies, now they have completely fried the Goy's mind into needing viagra for heteronormal sex.
>>157811385Something about a really hot body on a mid face for some reason is so hot.It’s actually a turn off for me to see one of those plastic surgery looking faces on a hot body.
LET'S GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Didnt Arman injure himself doing a stunt for Nina Drama?
>>157811409>hot woman who is retardedthis is literally perfect wife material
>>157811441yeahin his next life, maybe.
>>157811425big name gives other fighters hype when they heem him I guess
>>157811360less sugar
Mengan's nose is looking thin
>>157811439You save alot of money using a dispenser. Bottled more expensive.
>>157811425What casuals are being drawn in by a fat bastard's shoey that was last done 4 years ago?
say that to my face fucker, not on myspace
>>157811454thats how you get brain parasites
>>157811435From memory it was after the Gane fight so 4 years ago, i am afraid.
If joey benevidez has any sense he's got Megan on a steady diet of refried beans
>>157811409I strongly dislike her voice. Nails on a chalkboard to me. I enjoy her tits though
>>157811470if thats all, then i guess i will spend $12 on a 12thanks
>>157811326Fuck her and fuck you too nigger
>>157811471>makes it easier for Olivi to do coke lines
>>157811482she works for a weapons manufacturer and went to harvard
>>157811449I just never used to see young guys in the ads. Blue chew seems to market directly to zoomers. I remember the old viagra/cialis ads were all gray bushes holding hands with their old ladies. It's all fucked but now pitching it to young men is insane.
Im 44 and have had consensual sex with TWO women
>>157811492Megan is a gabagool girl
Woah come on man the N bomb really?
Out of a WHAT?!?!?!?
>>157811495she does have a pair>>157811498watch your tone pal you're not that guy
One last time...
>>157811504that's because a lot of young guys have porn dick and struggle to get hard with normal sex
Any of yous ever smoked the tuivasa pack? He runs a dispo?
i make all my ufc create a fighters look like despaigne unironically
>>157811504were already in brave new world tier society. shits going downhill so fast. WW3 will be cherry on top that knocks all down. It's probably for our own good, we are flying to close to the sun.
>>157811531what the fuck?
>>157811273Voodoo rangers
Tai? Tai will heem (a bag of maccas after the fight)
>>157811530I will say I am envious of America's variety of fizzy drinks. We only have one flavour of each here apart from Coke or Dr Pepper
The Gane curse
>>157810807is this ai she's kinda beautiful
>>157811528Go delete yourself in your sauna
>>157811546Look into who funded WW1 and WW2, look into who runs the world now.
>>157811506dude just get hookers if you suck that bad
Tuivasa is getting melted by bbc in round 1
TUIVASA TITLE RUN STARTS NOW!!1
>>157811550how nu r u
>>157810807I was in NYC the other day and I saw a downie with the fattest juiciest ass, Ifelt bad for looking when I realized
heard a rumor that tai tuivasa is fighting. robelis despaigne. anyone confirm?
>>157811536Back in my day you had to jerk it to the JC Penny catalog if a girl touched your leg you practically busted on the spot.
>>157811546only in the west china and africa will be fine, thanks for everything ariel
Heeminder that Tuivasa KO'd Gane cold but the ref gave Gane time to recover.
Macarena as a walkout song. I'm disappointed Tai
>>157810821Alexandre PantojaMauricio RuffyDooho ChoiGable StevesonIwo Baraniewski
>>157811536ThisToo many coomers that think gooning is normal. You should be nutting in few minutes not edging for hours.
>>157811578Despaigne is fucking horrible at MMA. Do not be surprised if Tai takes him down and finishes him on the ground
>>157811589bro dude u see that drone light show last night lmao i was like what in the FUCK then i was like oh drones
If despagne doesnt rape Tai he gets cut, if he goes to a descision he gets raped by Danners
about to submit my first law school application. please pray for me, bros.if I get my J.D., I promise to advise you for free if you see red and heem some goof
what a walkout...>>157811568why would i do what you tell me why would anyone
put $50 on tuivasa at $4.50wish me luck bros
>>157811604He'll have a heart attack if he wrestles
i fucking hate this retard thinking hes cute playing his stupid bullshit faggot songs when the cards on
ONELASTPAYCHECK
>>157810748gross
>>157811602cope and seethe
Tai for sure getting cut if he loses
how is this fat fuck gonna disappoint us again
>>157811619Good luck nigger!!!
Put a cheeky hundo on Tai these odds are NUTS. Robelis is straight up trash.
>38 year old prospect
>>157811453It's a biological indicator your body is wired to recognise. Your physical fitness is an indicator of your willpower, consistency, ability to persevere, ambition... When you see a mid women with a hot body it shows perseverance in the face of adverse social conditions, it's someone you want to mate with, when you see the surgery on a hot body it's like you're being tricked, it's a mismatch, something about them isn't designed for long term companionship, your body is warning you.It's all science b
i think in a dystopian society it would be cool to get prisoners a pass to participate in ufc and if they win it gets their sentence reduced or 5 dollars on their commissary books
bros i’m so tired i can’t get up off the couch to put a shirt on. don’t try to pin me.
electric waddle out
>>157811576those are illegal
Tuivasa looks like an LA area school janitor
why is tai not firedand bruce
humiliation ritual
>Robelis Despaigne by KO/TKO 1.35lol
>>157810821PantojaTsarukyanChoiStevesonMenifield
>>157811188jannies now deleting SFW pics? or simply an indian janny?
>8 loses in a rowgrim.
uh that's an 11" advantage jon
Tai looks fresh
>>157811602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAt6YFHvIk
>Santiago de Cuba, ChileOkay Bruce
tai finna make $300k to get zeemed in 40 seconds
>Commentators just openly acknowledging that the heavyweight division is shit
CAM ON TAISCORE SAM FACKING SHOEYS
tai is melanoma-maxxing
tai looks completely defeated already
>Bruce trying to HEEM TaiBased?
>>157811662he should be fired fr
THE Tai Tuivasa?
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I yearn for the tui dance and the shoey drink
>>157811642Yah, an LA area school janitor who could KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT
>>157811639There's a nasty virus going around. I slept 16 hours yesterday but I otherwise feel fine. Tired as fuck. My wife is coughing a lot, though.
>>157811629if he does a shoey post loss he won't get cut
she wanna fuck with the apes, baby come fuck with the apes
this is a bum fight
tai is so done
>>157811685I look like this and say that
lmao
If Tai gets in shape, will they let him come back?
chess match
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
TAI LIONHEART TUIVASA
SPICY BUM FIGHT
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
tai has balls
Kino fight
YEEES RETARD ACTIOOOON
holy fuck heavyweight mma is embarrassing
bum kinooooooo
Tai won the story regardlles if he gets raped
the ddp mount pull
>>157811705>Tai learns how to cut weight and returns to the UFC>A natural 155
ppl on the streets say ramen noodle head is a jewish handler humiliation ritual
TAI PULLING MOUNT
Tai just needs to get inside where this doo too lanky to strike
pulling guard against respain dobelis LEVELS
man what a division, what a takedown tai is a savant
tai fucking sucks but this is fun lmao
Tai is gassing him out here
turned robellis into a lay n prayer
tai..........
>even the mono striker is wrestle fucking tuivasaamazing
The black beast derrick lewis would have quit within the first minute
I went to put 20 bucks on tai and I was 1 second too late to place the bet. Lets see how this works out for the other punters. This could be fate.
theyre gonna gas lol
>Getting mounted by Despaigne
THEY ARE GASSED KEKGAAAASSSSY
>>157810707>>157810748>>157810824look up old mma cards featuring wmma legends such as>lallasa>priya rai>sunny leone>maxine x>nadia ali>mona azar>sasha pearl>allie jordan
ROBELIS LAY AND PRAYING LIKE A BTICH
fatty fight
we are tuivasa we carry the flame
>>157811753>Priya Rai probably why I dig Indian chicks today
>>157811739by literally pulling him into top mount lmao
>>157811721did Graple Steveson's victim win the story?
Lmao how bad is despaigne
based zog is a tai stan
KILL HIM TAI YESSSSSSS
Despaigne is such a pussy jesus christ
TAICHADS WE'RE STILL IN THIS
RIPPED NIGGA IS GASSED FATFUCK IS SPRINGY LOLLMAO
HE WILL SAVE HIS CAREERGIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY
TAI TIUVASA BY TWISTER!!!!!
what on earth is going on
>>157811665Capitaine Quark was so Soulfull
Holy fucking shit
Tai would be the MVP GOAT
ITS TAI TIME
FATDADDY BEATDOWN
holy shit tai actually won the round lol
please kill this mutant
these two would've been top contenders in the pride days
can’t believe the crowd is still popping for a nigga who hasn’t won since the wuhan virus
How the fuck do you gas out before TAI TUIVASA
LANKLETS ARE PUSSIES
Keys to beating a better fighter1. Step in and swang2. Pull guard3. Have the ref shove your opponent
>>157811770I looked up her escort reviews. apparently she's nasty, and not in a good way. disinterested and had a shit smear or somethingalso she's totally bogged herself. looks like a leathery hag now
Tuivasa vs Gane for the vacant is the only reasonable choice
still 1-0 despaigne. tai got rocked multiple times
Despaigne is dogshit lmao
Despaigne getting vibecoded
MAORI Excellence
amazing fight
bruh, imagine what tai winning by sub in the first round was paying
The tuivasa title run starts now
THIS NIGGY HAS PILLOW HANDS
despaigne is getting fucking SIMULATED round 2
>i would give up on this choke>submits him>ohhhhhhhhh its in there tight>gets out immediately
that fight made me laugh from start to finish
bumfights. tai should have went to bkfc after like 4-5 losses
just had a horrible premonition of this fight going to a decision
Told you Robelis is the worst fighter the HW division has ever seen this century. Skills out of 1995.
>>157811817Australia was a mistake
>uggo woman in cornerholy story loss
>>157811812imagine how hard your heart has to work to get oxygen through those limbs manthere's a reason the average man doesn't have those proportions
Just how talentless is Despaigne
>>157810821Van RuffyChoiLoopholeMenifield
>>157811855poor man's kennedy nzechukwu
What the fuck is despaignes stance???
tai robbrucejoedcanikall firednow
>>157811855just how GOOD is tuivasa
>>157811817why do all their dicks look average? did heteroporn make me believe i was too small?
>>157810821>Alexandre Pantoja>Arman Tsarukyan >Patricio Pitbull >Sean Sharaf>Iwo Baraniewski
Despaigne is completely shot
>>157811866having 8 foot long arms and not knowing how to use them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BIG MEATY MEN
>>157811811people still like Lewiswhen you become a champion of the people, they'll forgive a lot
TAI GODS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157811874how big are you krautmant. 7.75"
>>157811819doesn't surprise me at all, I once saw a video or show or something about people after porn and some do ok and some have a rough time. she was the latter.
remove the heavyweight division, send Gane to colonize Mars
I cannot believe my $2 on Tai is working out
smile’n GODS we lost to this?
TAI GONNA FUCK WIN
Tai is going to win this L fucking MAO
how can you be built like this big ass nigga and be bad
slopfight
>>157811894stop
Cut Despaigne again immediately after this
this cuban nigga is complete dogshit
i'm starting to think heavyweight may not be the most technical weight class
>>157811817is this a sanctioned /heem/ prediction
HW is abysmal, WMMA hasn't even been this bad lately
>>157811914it's truewish I was a full 9 2bqhwul
he's making tuivasa look like merab
>>157811817sorry wrong pic>>157810821vanarmanchoigableiwo
Tai got a chin or nigga is pillow fisted
>>157811909What’s crazy is that he’s more gassed than Tai
beautiful wrestling tai
>I sloppa you, then you sloppa me
turbolanklet decimation
>>157811894around 13cm. but i reach around 2cm deeper if i put my hips into it
zoz
Tai is fighting high IQ. Working off the break, it's fucking beautiful
OH MY GOD HEAVYWEIGHTS ARE SO FUCKING BAD AT MMA
MAORRRIII POWAAAAA MUDDAAAA FUGGAAAAAAASSSSSS*bulges eyes**wags tongue**dances to ancestors*
lmao fuck the cuban sucks
At this rate they'll both be cut
THIS IS AWESOME*CLAP* *CLAP* CLAP CLAP CLAPTHIS IS AWESOME*CLAP* *CLAP* CLAP CLAP CLAPTHIS IS AWESOME*CLAP* *CLAP* CLAP CLAP CLAP
One of these men will heem Ciryl Gane
CUT HEAVYWEIGHT
>>157811923this is much hotter than sweeney
stand em up zog
Despaigne is the biggest scammer in the history of the sport, at least mvp decisively wins
>>157811874>did heteroporn make me believe i was too smallYeah. Those are all normal / on the larger side.
>>157811923that picture seems less gay than an average mma match
GANE IS GONNA REIGN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT
>>157811939Whats the context here
>>157810500>>157810500>>157810500>>157810500>>157810500
>>157811949
STAND THEM UP
Prepare the ceremonial shoe
just got chicken grease on my brand new couch, rip
the fix is in
This is a real low point. Maybe this semen slurping division isn't for me
>>157811909>>157811935Muscles cost a lot of energy to move. More muscle = less stamina
this has to be the worst commentary ive ever heard for a fight holy shit
why dont they update the ufc website more frequently when there is an event? there still 2 fights behind
>>157811923This looks too much like my sister
>>157811992Basic strength endurance tradeoff
will tuivasa ever be good again>inb4 he was never good, fuck you
>>157811995They are lazy, I just use the google infobox, they keep that pretty up to date
>>157811995look at sherdog instead dude
>>157812021fuck you
>joe rogan whining about fights getting stood uphow about i stand you up and punt you over the goalpost you little gnome
>>157811978White women are worthless now.
>>157812021its unironically completely overno cartilage in his knees, taken a hellacious amount of damage over his career, fat old alkie
>>157812021He's 0-7, he's getting cut as soon as his contract is up, win or lose. He might win this but like, lmao, he has lost to half the fucking roster
>>157812011I'd like to give your sister a pearl necklace
Tai has the worst losing streak in UFC history right?
>>157812112if he loses this he'll be tied with tony
go to the body holy shit
>>157810821PantojaTsarukyanChoiStevensonBaraniewski
>>157811634Idiot
>>157812137against the giganigga? hell naw man
Despaignes is not beating anyone up the rankings
>>157812181when he wings a wild hook slip and blast his ribs man
>>157812127Tone was that bad? Fuck man.
>throw the fight by hugging when you're already on a loss streakFucking dumbass
>>157812160I mean odds-wise I *won* on paper because Tai almost pulled it out.
>>157810821PantojaArmanChoiGableIwo
>>157810523Good choice
>>157810821vanruffychoiblack rapistiwo
is this ppv worth stayin up late
