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Let's try to have a nicer thread this time ^_^
twink advice>>>/fit/77531974>>>/fit/77539525
>>44908869No idea what happend last thread. But it won't happen
>>44908869I feel a lot better.
>>44908869I like nice threads! ^-^
masc bf with pretty eyes
one minute of silence for all the gaycels who are still boyfriendless in today's economy.
>>44909035wow, I said one minute and we got more than 20 now. good to know that many empathize with the gaycel cause.
>>44909032Is this null
I love big strong fireman man.https://youtube.com/shorts/6QtzryGkf_E
i'm gay now.
More and more I'm realizing that what Jesus did was tell people to love your enemies and he said it about some embarrassingly terrible public enemy and simply lost people.
>>44909141Are you losing weight?
>>44909233i think he's gaining because he wants more piggies in the bank?
>>44909137as a child i never understood the decree, i kept thinking he was telling us to love Satan, Sin and Death..because those were always described as our uultimate enemies.. so here I am loving them all as much i can :)
I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and you're gonna like it
>>44909078no, this is Patrick
>>44909032holden gained that much weight? damn boy down the plate
maybe hes using that weird creepy brit thing where pounds are money and weight is metric stones so you have to divide by the length of the queen's penis or whatever and then they have the balls to bitch about fahrenheit
>>44909233Impossible to tell at this point
>>44909319have you ever let someone sniff your fupa
>>44908872why do str8 boys have this saved to their phone
>>44909319you should get into dance and move your body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zye7533miqo
>>44909141Im almost exactly half your weight lol
>>44909141wtf man? i literally weigh half of you
who do we like from Mister International 2026?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nisehYoBhdI
>>44909413>>44909422Incredible innit
>>44909447how tall are you? youre one heckin chonker
wish i could find a guy who has a bigger penis than me, i want to feel smol
>>44909447together we almost weigh half a shiza
>>44909491how big is yours
>>449094716' 2" separate measurements>>44909499In Poland it's a sign of great wealth and prosperity
>>449095038
why is gomorrah not as hip and popular as sodom? did sodom just win the pr game in comparison? why is gomorrah such a flop biblical city? lol
XD
i hate jesus
bitch.. i love camelot
>>44909539
i hate jesus but love protista mansee what i mean?
Imagine if they blamed American corruption, Epstein, and Trump on the fact that we don't murder gay people in this country. That's roughly what I think happened with Sodom and Gomorrah.
jesus never asked a single question, something i cant relate tohe was a disgusting mansplainer, a being who thought he knew everything
it was so fucking awesome when elon launched that rocket
>>44909514oh youre huge thats not that bad desu
is palantir a good company?
i need pale white twink pussy
when will a man launch his rocket inside me
>>44909709~110 forward P/E and trading near ATH, no thanks.
>>44909709well it’s going to be the us goverment in a few years so i think that’s a safe enough bet
if you order the double twist gawk gawk at chick fil a make sure u ask for plenty of polynesian sauce
the children yearn for the end times
twink punanny wrapped round and milking meg dong dry
>>44909745>gawk gawk>polynesian sauceelaborate, pls :3
Don't tell shiza, but Ultima Online is much better than WoW.
>>44909772>meg dong
tfw no bf double my weight to give me piggy back rides and princess carry me to bed after we fell asleep on the couch watching television ;-;
i meant to type my >_<
>>44909709If you are a true patriot yes
>>44909368>/fit/>str8 boys
I'm gay
>>44909597What do you think he needed to know?
>>44909819maybe
>>44909878im disowning you leave and never return unless you become a man who licks pussy
>>44909878hi, gay. i'm your dad's friend ; )
>>44909878post hole
>>44909719why though? they look so fleshy and pink and velvety soft
>>44909904mmmm fuck
The idea of licking p*ssy...
i think every gay man has a bisexual capacity within them they just need to be open to exploring it
>>44909819Ligma Online hehe>>44909924Wrong...
The g*y couple down the street are on Grindr separately and one of them is into c*ck and b*ll t*rture
>>44909904i can only get so erect anon
why is ur man so stupid?like seriously, sit down and wonder this
>>44909969cuz bottoms r bimbos
your man is a portrayal of your own faculties as wellmakes me wonder how stupid you are compared to him...
stupid men are all the same like always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdxFocPxUiY
>>44909992much smarter and much dumber
>>44910006why isn’t this bhad bhabie gucci flip flops
ok, heres a really ugly hack ive learned, traumadump on a doctor
>>44909919imagine she starts getting super wet and the pussy slime leaks into your mouth lol
fr though i need a slightly bisexual bottom who loves eating pussy on my roster cuz me nuh bowcat
back in the day one of the only jobs a poor immigrant jew could get was running the entertainment industry so keep that in mind next time you wanna repeat an antisemitic canard buddy!
howard talked a lot
>>44910099at howard university you’re not allowed to be quiet in the library
Mentally where am I at
>>44910136
4channer isnt the ugly one at all
>>44908826Chase Stobbe is such a slut. There’s someone even cuter at my gym, though.
Still losing bro?
>>44910140Imagine the smell
tell your 'winner' friends that books arent esoterica
cuz blacks can’t be quiet in the library
racism is so tired
>>44910307The world is forcing racism into everyone. “WE ARE ALL THE SAME—STOP NOTICING THINGS RIGHT NOW”“lolno”
>>44910307how do you figure did black people become capable members of society when i was asleep
>>44910253whites can never lose we are the master race
it's gonna be all over when you lose the midterms
gaygen leads the way to racial harmony
>>44910357absolutely mental, innit
i met a hot ukrainian redneck and he was nice to me.i wanted his cock.
frankly if you can't make it as a gay man it does actually make sense to consider transitioning
>>44910397should we remind you that you already have a bf, whore
>>44910140good lord
people that dont even want to be not racist
>>44910409She forgets that part of the larp all the time
Private browsing windows randomly cleared and I lost the AI generated erotica script I was making
>>44910432you seem to forget that theyre in an open relationshit
>>44910409he was there lol.
>>44910443good
>>44910446when I asked she specifically said that they weren't and that she never said that.
>>44910443>Private browsing windows randomly cleared>randomlywot? you must have clicked on something absent-mindedly or by mistake. the compooter doesn't just do things "randomly", kimosabe
>>44910397how's your wrist injury?
>>44910456clock the lies sis I see it too dont let them try to gaslight you
Good morning kimosabe how are we all today? Good vibes in here? ~<@
>>44910469>kimosabewhy are you copying me, kimosabe? get your own catchphrases, okay
>>44910466larps are one thinglow effort larps are another
>>44910463really sucks.how are you?
give me strength to do chores around the house today
>>44910483When the lies skew and they can't even keep the story straight is a problem, kimosabe
>>44910495create two shadow clones by using the kage bunshin no jutsu. simple as. dont fuck your clones though. that's forbidden. strictly professional is where it's at
>>44910490is your skin healing ok
>>44910520yes, it is. thank you.looks kind of gross.
Timur was infected with the T-virus
Are femboys accepted yet or do I need to still pretend to want to fuck the Norwood 3 "twink"?
>>44910590unfortunately, no cuntboy pussy for him from any mutation. just a burnt scar :3
>>44910601this post made me sad.
>>44910598>Norwood 3 "twink">femboysSame thing except femboys are fat too
>>44910598Norwood 3 isn't even that bad especially if he's still cute and in decent shapeI've seen guys I'd play with who are basically bald
>>44910610its the truth of your life komosabe. all pain and no gain
>>44910622if i stayed in russia maybe.since moved to america my life improves a lot.
>>44910140>>44910338why are their penises so big and thick and mine's half the length and girth
>>44910662sure thing kimosabe
>>44910662>if i stayed in russiabut you said your bussy was belarussy. now its russian? :/
>>44910698im one of them and from one of them.
>>44910662You're still a dumb zigger pooner that can't find a personality or a new avatar or a gimmick to make your trip exciting>>44910698She's multinational by injection, sometimes she's ukranian or polish. Not the smartest girl around. Can't wait for her to become texan vietnamese one day
>>44910713so confusing, baka
everyone with a little bit of sense sees through the lies, kimosabe
eat my bussy, kimosabe
>>44910662>since moved to america my life improves a lotfr tho why is the english language such a challenge to you?
>>44910772It's part of the larp.
>>44910772let's say im pretending to be stupid.in reality, my englisg is flawless.
who is shizasabe
windows is really bad, but there are no other options :(
>>44910796dream gurl wasabi
kimboslice
>>44910787oh I do this in online games. it's not really faster but more of a habit really...
if i’m not supposed to be doing opioids then why do i have receptors for them
>>44910787Playing a stupid person comes naturally to you. Are you a fan of method acting?
>>44910571you should post progress pic!
>>44910772>>44910785she definitely used to write in normal english, i guess she felt like she needed to sell her weird fetish larp more
how do i kick my boyfriend out legally in alabama? he's a jobless bum and refuses to get any sort of income except for pity casino money from his brother. i can't believe i let it go for this long and i want him out ASAP
>>44910842change the locks fuck that bum
>>44910809oh ?>>44910821idk what that is.>>44910823i dont usually but here it was purple from being cold.
>>44910842serve him a notice to vacant the. he has 30 days
>>44910842fuck his anus rough tell him your plans first, maybe she will get on her feet after
wtf is indian on now
>>44910809i pretend to be a girl to catfish str8 boys really easy when you play girly healer/support characters
well, friends, the cancer invaded the jaw bone, which means t3 at least and 5 year survival at 50%... :( i want to cry mani think i will tonight
>>44910842You're a heartless cunt desu
>>44910842talk to an attorney. you'll have to evict if he doesn't go on his own.
>>44910869its never too late to make jennifer coolidge your entire personality
>>44910883and you're a hobbyless cuntless trans
What are your personal red flags in a partner
>>44910900when he likes fragrances and perfumes
>>44910856what did you even do? like what kind of injury is it
heilongjiang
>>44910897online casinos are a hobby you ableist bigot
>>44910908i made my mother angry.
>>44910907i just know you don't clean your ass
>>44910939and you do?
>>44910900narcissism
>>44910842can we see a photo of you and him? i have this horrible idea of what guys in Alabama look likei want to be wrong
>>44910883yeah the guy who constantly lies to my face every day isn't the heartless cunt. fuck off
>>44910937your family lives in the us?
>>44910966my parents and sister.
>>44910948um ladies don't poop anon they don't need to wash they ass
>>44910974wouldn’t that mean your aunt and uncle live here too?
they fuck they sisters in alabama you know
>>44910939just how you like it
>>44910900>no finances>manchild aspects>zero future plans>drugs>likes twilight unironically>immigrantI am going to be single forever basically...
>>44910974oh I thought you were there on a green card or partner visa or we it's called lol
>>44910982funny
>>44910978damn bro is HIM
>>44910982Technically yes but you should treat them as a house of siblings
>>44910994that would require the partner to exist lol
>>44910955noit's either irish/scottish mutts, some german mutts, guatamalans, or niggers
>>44909427Iraq
>>44910994i am green card
tummy full of edibles im feeling yummy
Hitler's evil son
timur had massive complications as an incest fetus/newborn that only white american doctors could solve and his russian hillbilly parents used him as an anchor baby
>>44911015i'd describe you more of a red flag personally
>>44911012mashallah im becoming muslima tomorrow wallahi
>>44910900drug usewatches tiktok/reelsnot vers at allbisexual
i love you allah
>>44911028if he's born in the us why would he speak with an accent and write in broken english
hitler makes a lot more sense once you learn he was vegan
>>44911028lold irl
es amor trabajo?
>>44911065me ride me little bicicletta to school
>>44910252i love his big areolas
>>44910849giwtwm
why does sam e so bad
>>44911054he said his parents came here with gim after he was already born, he only recently got citizenship i think, or he was studying to get it through his husbands citizenship? so he was a Dreamer (undocumented immigrant who came here as a child but didn't get legal recognition)
>>44911017Пepвaя ЛEДИ Juice Couture (flojc)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUustCmdBNo
>>44911102the things i would do to his hole and pits
i wish i was shorter
>>44911118my pussy tastes like moms spaghetti
Thoughts on Jeb?
>>44911159his obsessive stalker is just as boring as him
>>44911054complications from incest
>>44911159I hope Jebby Hilton finds love, but do cutters ever find that? ?
>>44911173every obsessive is boring>>44911185cutters don't want that
>>44911173Twink Jeb was very stalkable. Now he's more like a twunk which is hot and totally fine but not as charming as when he was a delicate young twink.
>>44911150my life wouldve been more funnier if i was shorteralso it wouldve been more iconic
tfw no figure skater bf
>>44911159he’s alright hope he doesn’t end up like most bpd bottoms
>>44911159he's not alright hope he end up like all dead bpd bottoms
>>44911173the obsessive stalkers here are always boring
tfw cant dress like this
What do you call it when someone takes a drink from your bottled beverage without letting it touch their lips
>>44911151I can be your Линдcи Клэнcи, I can be Maдaннa (ugh)I could be your Mэpилин Moнpo, I can be Pихaннa (ah)So call me Кopтни Лaв, I'm your extra dose of дpaмa (uh-huh)Your fans call you мaтepь but bitch, my fans call me мaмa (cunt)I can give you Пэpиc Хилтoн, I can give you Джeнeт (uh-huh)I could give you Бьopк , but I don't think you'd пoймeтe it (okay)I could give you кyклa ceкca, bitch, you love these legend lips (yeah)And baby, I could give you model, with these двoйныe A-cup tits, eeow
>>44911265waterfalling
>>44911263ohian debbie are you a pedo or just a manchild?
>>44911265rudeness
>>44911173>>44911236what would make them not boring? ?
>>44911265"airsip"
>>44911265common sense>>44911293posting hole
I'm going to turn thirty without ever having a boyfriend. It's beyond over for me.
>>44911265birdie
free jebney spears
>>44911159>>44911174
has anyone seen jeb's open scars? i want to pour salt on them
>>44911322i didn't start dating men until 34, it's not the end of the world
>>44911341no but ive seen his norwood 2 hairline
>>44911342you know his pits are begging for cock
I'm a professional AI artist, I can prompt ANYTHING with Grok.
>>44911349kinda is, your mostly dating men who have already had a ton of experience, nothing feels new to them, you're just another number, there's nothing cute about old couples in love
>>44910856aaaaaaaaaaa that looks painful, timurina. take care
Prompt my dih with your tongue
forgot this game had a cute polish mute minstrel
>>44911398he looks like you lol
>>44911379thank you anon you too.
Jeb's feet ^_^
>>44911322Me too! So in a desperate bid we can actually meet each other and see if we are compatible. But I propose getting married first because you need the status of a boyfriend or a husband more than a boyfriend. Don't worry, I'll be a good sport about it. I know it's a lavender marriage of two gay men. I know I'm a test boyfriend at best and I'm truly ugly asf looking like a disgusting pig, but I'll be nice to you. It's all a test but I will cook for you, feed you suppliments, take you to gym, wash your nasty clothes and bedsheets, clean around the house, wage as much outside of our house as possible and come back as late as I can, buy you a ring (but just one and of mid quality), ask your lore, hang around with you often, discuss serious decisions with you, see if you're still up at night and call you off to bed, do your skincare, manage your schedule and appointments, will take you on a trip like two times a year somewhere, hate hiking but will do it if you want it, serve a romantic dinner, kis you and sleep in the same bed and will look in your eyes and know that this guy is my golden ticket and he's a dream to be with but I'll never forget that it's all a ruse and I'm here to serve strictly a social role of your alleged boyfriend and nothing more and we're not here for anything sexual and I wouldn't want to make it weird. Then one day when you're ready, when you feel ready, important, tall, proud, worthy I'll be asking if you feel ready for a real relationship and I'll be expecting a yes from you. Then I'll understand that you're ready to find your true love finally and move out on a 30 day notice without any drama and leave your life. Is that ok?
>>44911376damn you're right. you should end it then
>hdd is making bird chirpsUh oh>>44911265they find you icky>>44911398What game is that. Also what do you think of wow forever
>>44911438uh thats okay you can keep it
>>44911427>Jeb's feetbehind his ears while he looks at you with puppy eyes, yes?
>>44911409i dont see it, the bauer family have round faces and noses>>44911450pentiment, the one game that prevents me from considering josh sawyer a hack,as for forever, blizzard doesn't understand samwise's art or rather they wish to not understand and wish everyone forgot it ever existed
>>44911427so swollen.. shall we suck the œdema out of them... together UNU
>>44911466>malik delgatywhy is his name malik though? does he have arabian ancestry? like shakira and salma hayek?
What does œdema taste like?
>>44911500porn names are random bullshit
>>44911349why are you saying "dating men" like there was other options?
>>44911500made up porn name
>>44911466melick delgyatti
>>44911510bi's don't realize they are gay until they have the lived experience of dealing with a woman?
>>44911505like moms spaghetti
>>44911508you would know, XxXcamgirl_polsihtransRosettaMoreaustonexxx99
>>44911510i tried dating women for a while because i was bored and didn't like in a place where men could date each other>>44911521i'm not bi
>>44911438Sure, I don't like hiking either so you sound perfect
isnt there a porn star who calls himself zevran
>>44911508>>44911511i actually had a retard moment cause i didnt consider that that's his porn name and im an avid porn connoisseur. i disappoint -_-
>>44911560post hole to repent
i love taking dick so much, like it's not even comparable to having straight sex. i want a gay dude to make me his loyal little bottom. i swear i won't cheat, i mean jesus christ, a guy would have to have sex with me to understand how much of a cock hungry faggot i am. honestly i think sexuality does actually change over time, if you touch yourself too much. or something
>>44911542how do those guys eat and smoke and spit with those masks on?
>>44911531thats not very subtle
>>44911568i can't reveal the secrets.
Im so sick of younger bottoms stealing older tops. Why don’t they go for someone their own age?
>>44911594the sounds of you making steps and shortness of breath are not subtle either and i'm not even gonna talk about the aroma of your flaps
>>44911496>samwiseLooked him up I really dig his art which is interesting cuz I normally find most blizzard art by other artists so unappealing. Maybe cuz its not so overly rendered and smoothed out
>>44911564nyo
If I was a top I wouldn’t let shiza suck my dick. Shes not kind. I would only let kind bottoms get access to my dick
Do you think Jeb will become a bisexual pedophile after getting groomed by shiza as a teen just like shiza has become after being groomed by Holden just like Holden has become after idk wtf his problem was?
What would your porn name be
>>44908826nice tits, too bad theyre hairy
>>44911496i've never seen that shade of freckles before irl
>>44910986normalize using your bottom as toilet paper
>>44911670>Do you think Jeb will become a bisexual pedophile>become a bisexual pedophile>become
Will you be the Dorothy to my Wizard of Oz?
>>44911641metzen's had even rougher lineart though his pieces feel more like diet warhammer instead of warcraft proper, the TCG had a ton of good art too but of course it's derivative at that point
>>44911681shiza stray
does anyone else lose all attraction to someone hot, when you learned they have a shit personality/and/or they crazy af?it is like most people will simp or pursure anyone hot regardless if they have worst personality traits.
why are american comedians unable to take jokes and laugh at themselves?
>>44911673remy coxaplenty
>>44911464What's wrong about it? Am I missing something that would make new an ok partner?>>44911541Ok sorry but I'm not sure what to do now. Didn't think it would be so yes to find someone that is ok with cohabitation. Do you know what normal people do when they decide they can be together?
>>44911673idk. Do you think pornstars come up with their own name or do the studio give them one cuz its like a branding thing?>>44911715>when you learned they have a shit personality/and/or they crazy af?Sometimes its even better
>>44911635no one wants you old hag
>>44911716danny devito, conan o'brien and tim dillon seem fine
>>44911714what does this mean
>>44911673retarded faggot
>>44911376so then kill yourself
>>44911768Shiza has big saggy nipless downward turned D-cups from constant intake of e and t as a ftmtf they/them
>>44911670yes this is why he his own discord so he can groom and rape gen alpha teenie boys
>>44911697whats your big secret you want me to ruveal
>>44911447>>44911781Ms stout and pout i'm 27 which is still young
>>44911785uhhh based department?
>>44911783not really
>>44911799congrats
>>44911734youre cute dream anon wallhi
>>44911810how big's your ass? does it hang over a common wooden chair when sit down?
>>44911799
>>44911831they look like that at 18
erika twerk
>>44911829what the fuck is a "common wooden chair"
>>44911841junk item you set to autosell when you vendor, much like your hole
>>44911841
>>44911841something you used to break with your mass just like common beds
>>44911849you fucking amateur, the monobloc was right there
>>44911854maybe it's just me but i am not liking the way bulges look when the legs are spread and they are wearing underweari instantly think he took a dump in the frontclose your legs when showing your bulge in underwear
New mascuerade>>44911871>>44911871>>44911871
>>44911866that's plastic and made for fat butts, its so wide
>>44911849looks like shit, my grandfather was a proper carpenter
