Fatmaxxing day idk.Im at the point that Im spending 600 bucks a month on ultra high calorie shakes alone.I make 2k month.Its still doing fuck all. All the weight keeps going to my butt and my boobs and Im gonna lose my fucking mind. I need it in my face. I look like the hulk with tits.
>>44998563>ultra high calorie shakeswhy do you need these
>>44999199Because I cant get myself to eat normally.
A fistful of nuts is like a million calories, what are you even buying for 20 bucks a day?
>>449993257 530 calorie shakes a day with 2 cups of heavy cream on top.
>>44999331Thats too many calories and youβre probably not even getting enough nutrients if itβs just sugary slop
>>44998563>Its still doing fuck all. All the weight keeps going to my butt and my boobs and Im gonna lose my fucking mind. I need it in my face. I look like the hulk with tits.pics or gtfo
>>44999384=/
>Its still doing fuck allNot including the heavy cream on top, you're talking about drinking 3700 calories a day in liquid calories. What do you MEAN you look like the hulk with tits. I miss out on one workout and I lose all muscle definition earned from months of lifting. You're fucking crazy nona.
>>44999288You have to work on it and train yourself
>>44999534wtf you were serious
>>45000364plz help me.
>>45000382uhhhh mcdonalds and ice cream
>>44999534What's your height and weight? How much exercise do you get in a week?Your metabolism needs to be really fucked for the fat to start pooling in your face. My guess is that you are on the right track, assuming these high calorie smoothies are also low protien and high sugar, but it might take some more time.
>>450004116'2 and idk the weight. The protien shakes and heavy cream... Are prolly neutral to mildly bad? Like yeah its not great and it gives me no nutrients but its not full of sugar.
>>44999534>built like greek goddess>asking for tips on ruining it
>>44998563just make the ones Croixchan uses
>>45000435>idk the weightI'd suggest tracking this, progress on any goal of the body typically shows up in the metrics before showing up visually.>The protien shakes and heavy cream... Are prolly neutral to mildly bad?Technically a high protein shake is really good for you, but you are trying to invert healthy goals. Eating high protein and fat (even if it's high calorie as well) is going to ultimately produce a more healthy and balanced metabolic response. You will gain weight in any calorie surplus, but you will gain more muscle and a healthy fat distribution with high protein meals. If you really want to become obese you are actually type 2 diabetesmaxxing. You should be eating high calorie, high carb, low protein, zero nutrient meals. >soda>decadent coffees from starbucks with 80 scoops of sugar>cookies>pizza>candy>basically any food you can purchase in a major US chain restaurantetcWhen I was in high school I used to take two fresh chocolate chip cookies, then place a zebra cake in-between them to make a cookie sandwhich and wash it down with an icee. According to AI, that was likely 600 calories, 107g of carbs and 21g of fat, five days a week, every week of the school year. And that was ultimately just a snack in my day.By the end of high school I weighed 260 lbs at 6', I looked and felt like shit which for some reason is your goal but decisions like that are absolutely how you get there.
>>44998563Facial features don't soften from visceral fat like you're thinking. Cheeks and jaws, cheekbones etc that's all just bone and skin.
>>45000778This is definitely wrong, but you do need to be seriously obese for the fat to begin accumulating in your face. Easily over 25% bodyfat and probably well into 30% or up. This is among the worst possible strategies for passing.
>>45000827If you wanna BBWmaxx, it's not a bad strategy at all! ^c^
>>44999534You look like shit. Your ass is flat and the illusion of it being anything above a Hank Hill ass is created only from those tight pants you where.. You have no waist, no curves. Your ass is tiny, your tits are tiny and pathetic.You honestly could lose a few pounds. I would stop If I were you.
>>45000640I literally cant do that. It makes me too inflammed and sick. My current diet does too but at least the sickness is only kept to like. an hour of drinking those shakes and its not terrible.>>45000778I literally passed pre anorexia. I dont now. Its a matter of weight simple as.
>>45000832Cow turn ur trip on.
>>45000890Girl you cant even be an asshole about this my waist is 29 in, hips 40, ribcage 32.Try harder next time the tape measure doesnt lie.
>>45000832>>45001389not me but that pic is really cute so im stealing i keep thinking 'i wish i was a bbw (ββΈ β)' when i see these but i already am so yayyyy β(α΅αα΅)β
>>44998563Retard you don't need to be doing anything that expensive. Get the cheapest peanut butter you can find and the cheapest milk and blend those to make a super high calorie shake for a fraction of the price.
>>45001828You're not that fat, yet.
>>45002544very cute how u say that, i need to make like a fatspo board to look at she is so cute i wish that were me (α΄_ α΄γ)
>>45003790Have you tried heavy cream and chocolate mix? How far from the big 400?
>>45003790Cute!! Unironically I might do the same but I live in a studio apartment where there's not much wall space, let alone private wall space, to do that with. Maybe after the bi-annual inspection here I'll do it :>
>>45005908i think ive realised i can p much drink anything heavy cream thats 50% or less, and struggle alot with anymore >>45005990i didnt think about making it irl but that could be cute :oi think i can just get something else cute to cover it during inspections