>>45053407
Thank you for making a thread OP
I was going to go to bed 5 (five) hours ago but stayed up in case somebody didn't make a thread.
I also spent the last hour trying to find a suitable image and think of a thread question to no avail.

>Do you have a driver's license?
No
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
No
>Are you interested in cars?
Not really
>Ever had car sex? (sex inside a car not with a car)
No

I appreciate your thread and thread questions very much.

>>45053407
Im a non-lesbian and i will invade you

>>45053620
Leave the lesbians alone, they’re just trying to do their thing. Personally, I think lesbians are awesome. I love all women but nothing puts butterflies in my stomach like a short haired butch… god, I wish I had a girlfriend. And yes a lesbian would totally date me if you disregard ethics since I’m a pre-T pooner

>>45053652
It was a joke, who starts an actual invasion like that. Good luck finding a gf dood

>>45053708
Heh, thanks. Some call me the lesmaster

>>45053407
>not with a car
Oh

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>>45053407
>Do you have a driver's license?
sure do
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
2010 Toyota Corolla
2007 Harley Softail
>Are you interested in cars?
No. More interested in bikes
>Ever had car sex? (sex inside a car not with a car)
If you define "sex" to include fingering and cunnilingus, yeah plenty of times.

>>45053407
>Ever have sex with a car
>Lesbian thread
>German looking lesbians in a late 2000s looking porno
This scene probably involves the girl with the short hair getting pissed on and then riding the gear shift. I've seen enough videos that look like this to say that with confidence.

>>45054767
Do you happen to have links to any early 2000’s German lesbian pornos? For educational purposes

>>45054792
*late 2000’s I meant but I’m not picky

>>45054792
I can't remember all the specific titles because I got into more hardcore stuff later that goes way beyond this but if you are into lesbian pornos with the same vibe as OP and a lot of pissing I recommend Piss n mix 6.

>>45054839
I don’t like piss I was just willing to deal with it for the car stuff but thank you anyway

>>45054845
If you just Google German car shift stick fuck you'll probably find it. It was ripped on pornhub many years ago it's probably still there.

>>45054863
Herzlichen dank

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>>45054440
I want a motorcycle mommy

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>>45057202
I want a Super Cub mummy.

>>45059325
With a Super Cub you can go anywhere.

>>45065106
Ew no I’m not a femboy, my appearance is similar to that of a dehydrated underweight butch lesbian. I did beat my cis male friend in an arm wrestle, and I used to play ice hockey. So, is that enough proof I’m not a femboy? I’m not fond of them they are uncanny to me

>old crush's ex-husband is an Mexican opiate addict, I think he's a rape baby from an Indian expat
>never worked a day in his life
>I think he was raped as a kid so he got a free pass to stay home all day
>accidentally matched with him on Tinder when he catfished me with his sibling
>got endless jerking off vids on Snapchat 5 months before his wedding, he made 9 accounts to stalk me on socials
>he sent me CP in 2022 to get me arrested, think he threw the phone into the Rio Grande after he got scared, it had a Mexican SIM card so no arrest
>his aunt laced my whiskey in 2022, his uncle's family got deported for that
>impersonated his wife and rejected me in February using the same verbiage that I used to tell him to fuck off, "You're making me uncomfortable"
>made himself retarded after snorting heroin when his marriage was annulled in March
>retard has been following me around town all the time on a LOUD chopper in a majority SUBURBAN city, police had to get involved
>had to move for a new job and still finding tracking equipment to this day, recommended followers is full of his burners impersonating people I know
FUCK MEXICANS. This is why femicide was made, holy shit dude. I don't even know what to describe this arc. He was literally a giga incel. I actually witnessed a grown ass man become mentally retarded in realtime. What's funny is I've been trying to message his ex-wife for months and she blew me off. She was actually going to return to him until recently.

He did this with mainly Mexican American women. I barely found out he got his uncle's family deported. They were the breadwinners so he is broke asf and retarded. I got sober from the spiking though so it's okay, I guess, my kidneys were fucked up for a while. What's funny is I was posting about his ex-wife back here in 2018 to 2020 lol

garbage to garbage

>>45065605
holy GTA storyline

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>>45066508
I was the Siege poster if you even were active back then.

Don't fuck with Mexican girls bro. I think he was legally retarded in America but got a regular supply of opiates from Mexican bullshit. It's weird.

>>45066880
The kicker is the ex-wife is chasing after a gay boy with HIV right now. He just wants to die alone and she is trying to 'save him' or some Christian bullshit. I have no idea how she surrounds herself with drug addicts. The guy she hung out with in college back in 2018, our classmate, was arrested for meth.

I had a bad dream that I do not remember. Spooky

>>45067015
>He just wants to die alone and she is trying to 'save him' or some Christian bullshit.
how the fuck does one die from hiv in the west in 2026

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Buff lady of the day

>>45044101
>Kinky mum.
I find latex hot looking myself so it made me think that perhaps there is some genetic heritability in what you find arousing but I'm never going to have a conversation with my mom about what we find hot so my knowledge of what she likes is not very thorough.
I wonder if there are any studies on the subject.
>Still, paired with a short skirt and tight top that's fairly sexy for a Primary School outfit. But I get that your mum exaggerated.
She was very hot and when I was a little older I had some lewd thoughts about my memories of her, I think her outfits did play a part in that.
>I haven't. Is there a big age gap between the teacher and the student?
The actress that plays the teacher was in her early 40's
>I actually attended an Advanced English course my hot teacher taught, in which we regularly had to do debates. One time the question was "are age gap relationships okay". We would somewhat openly flirt with our teacher so my gay little brain became hopeful this topic was a hint to that.
Hypothetically If she had expressed interest in you would you have dated her?
>What else was on there?
I don't remember, I think I watched like 15 movies, the best one was Carol but it's bishitty. Cate Blanchett is very pretty in it though.
>Me and my friends who also thought her hot.
Were your friends gay? when I was in secondary school there was only one openly lesbian girl in my year, though had I stayed in school a bit longer maybe there would have been more.
>One time we were selling cake to raise money for our graduation party, and my friend used the line "Something sweet for you Sweetie?" on our teacher.
How did your teacher react?

>>45044101
>Yeah.
Do you do any other forms of divination like tarot reading or something?
>It was creepy but it made sense to me as she's been dead for more than 20 years.
You must have been quite young when she passed away, I'm sorry.
>Well, I'm not sure I believe in spirits being able to do that, but my dream could be interpreted that way. Even if she looked creepy it wasn't scary to be around her, I'd like to think it means she found her peace in death.
Well it's good that it was more comforting than horrifying.
>You got me there.
Indeed.
>I went two years ago, I believe there was another one who posted about their trip to Greece after I went.
The anon took pictures of stray cats she spotted and posted them here.

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>>44952850
I meant to respond to this sooner but didn't really know what to say and then forgot but I hope you start feeling better anon and we're here for you if you want to chat.

>>44980997
She's so pretty! do you ever visit the gravure general on /jp/?

>>45016977
Do you have any recommendations?

>>45017036
It's always comforting for me to see other posters who've been here forever.

>>45018552
Are you really?

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>>44940297
It doesn't look like you're missing much it's all drag and trans stuff.
Searching for the word "trans" got 112 results...

>>45075128
>Are you really?
yes

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>>45076103
Would you be willing to post some kind of proof?
We had a woman in her late 50's posting here a couple of years ago and she posted a photo of her old lady hand as proof.

>>45076146
No. Embarrassing enough being on 4chan. I like /p and drift over here now and then.

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>>45076531
I understand. How long have you been coming here? both to /clg/ and 4chan as a whole?

>>45075255
knew it would be eunchae lol

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>>45076719
She is very hot, sadly I only have a couple of pics and vids of her.

>>45076603
5-6 years.

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>>45077212
To be desu I'm having a hard time believing you are not larping.
What country are you from anon?
I don't mean to sound rude but like can someone who is 70 even understand internet culture?
Surely we must seem like spastic little retard kids to you right?
The people we talk about being milfs are like half your age.

>>45077354
>To be desu I'm having a hard time believing you are not larping.
I understand, but I'm not bragging I have a 9" penis, so...
>What country are you from anon?
USA. I live in the Boston area
>I don't mean to sound rude but like can someone who is 70 even understand internet culture?
I don't. I don't understand how people can be so connected to the internet all day, but then I look at myself. I'm an accountant, work on the cloud all day, so maybe I understand a little. But dating and connecting? No, I don't get it.
>Surely we must seem like spastic little retard kids to you right?
Yes, just like I used to be. We're all spastic little retard kids at one point of our lives.
>The people we talk about being milfs are like half your age.
I used to talk about mills (mothers I'd like to lick) back in the day

>>45077812
>but I'm not bragging I have a 9" penis, so...
but can you still... get it up?

>>45074650
>>45074658
>I'm never going to have a conversation with my mom about what we find hot
Dear lord that is one conversation I definitely do not want to have with my mum.
She probably still thinks I'm a virgin. At least she thought so a couple of years ago.

>I think her outfits did play a part in that.
Hooker Boot Teacher rotting the minds of our young lesbians.

>The actress that plays the teacher was in her early 40's
Eh, that's too old for me. I wouldn't even date a 40-year old now.

>Hypothetically If she had expressed interest in you would you have dated her?
Yeah, probably. Would have definitely hooked up. I don't believe a relationship between an 18 and a 30 year old can actually work out but I doubt that would have stopped me back then.

>Carol
I've heard of the movie but I primarily know of Carol because of the book.

>Were your friends gay?
My best friend is bi but she only came out last year. I of course knew from the moment I first saw her walk into the room. She was actually a little embarrassed coming out to me after 15 years of me making relentless fun of her suppressed bisexuality. Anyway I'm mostly talking about my male friends, though my female friends found our teacher hot as well.

>when I was in secondary school there was only one openly lesbian girl in my year
Apart from me there was only one out lesbian couple in my school as well. I knew or suspected a few others to be queer but they weren't out to everyone.

>How did your teacher react?
She just laughed it off.

>Do you do any other forms of divination like tarot reading or something?
I bought a tarot deck when I was an edgy teen, but I'm not very good at doing readings.

>You must have been quite young when she passed away, I'm sorry.
Thanks anon. I was 7 when she passed, but she lived to 90 so she had a long good life and I am grateful I was able to meet her at all.

>The anon took pictures of stray cats she spotted and posted them here.
An anon after my own heart.

>>45077812
To be fair I don't understand the young'uns and their fixation on the internet and especially their phones either. Sometimes when I'm riding the train and I see all these people hunched together, looking down at their phone in unison, I just think to myself, monkeys, monkeys the lot of them.

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are you a handy woman?

>>45080379
If it's made of rubber or glass? Sure.

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>>45053407
>Males and other non-lesbians not welcome
So you're saying trans women (males) cannot be lesbians? Why would make such an inflammatory remark on a website full of trans women and expect NOT to receive backlash?

>>45086436
do you have the same problem posting about other video games in other games generals on vg? no? then stop being retarded

I wanna pick your brain later if I can. I'm still developing my 'Science Nuns' faction in one of my stories and I need hostile perspectives to poke holes in my ideas. Later, it's neither pressing nor important

anyone else here learning spanish? my goal is to travel to argentina one day

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I've been looking for you, I have something to deliver. A letter from the Jarl? Moving up in the world, eh?
https://youtu.be/uCL_dV5OhJk?si=E-p77gRG63qEggcx

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>>45082655
>She probably still thinks I'm a virgin. At least she thought so a couple of years ago.
Are you not out to your mother?
>Eh, that's too old for me. I wouldn't even date a 40-year old now.
Do you not find them attractive or is it a compatibility thing?
>I've heard of the movie but I primarily know of Carol because of the book.
Have you read the book?
>My best friend is bi but she only came out last year. I of course knew from the moment I first saw her walk into the room. She was actually a little embarrassed coming out to me after 15 years of me making relentless fun of her suppressed bisexuality.
How did you know?
>An anon after my own heart.
Turns out it was you who posted the cat photos. After I made that post I searched the archive and found this post from last year >>41842083
Which has the exact same photo you used last thread >>45032169
We were talking about Greece when you posted them because it was the first time sparta visited since that anon was planning her trip to Greece.

>>45084626
I google lens searched your image because I wanted to find the source and instead found an ai slop clone insta.
I hate the modern internet, it's so difficult to tell the difference between real and fake now.

>>45092552
Why Argentina?

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Which Asian phenotype do you like most?

>>45093606
>Are you not out to your mother?
She knows that I'm gay but I don't tell her about girlfriends, let alone casual sex.

>Do you not find them attractive or is it a compatibility thing?
I don't find them attractive. It might change once I get closer in age.

>Have you read the book?
Not yet.

>How did you know?
Gaydar? It was just a feeling at first, but the way she would talk about women it was obvious she was into them.

>since that anon was planning her trip to Greece
Oh well. Guess I was thinking of this anon instead of myself.

>>45093283
I'd really like my beret back, please.

>>45053407
this is thinly vailed terf general, let be real.

>>45094364
the T in LGBT should stand for terf instead of trans
jk I'm not a terf I'm just bored

>>45094364
I don't think there's anything wrong with cis lesbians having their own space. Some people are pussysexual and that's ok. We can call neovaginas the same to be nice but come on. If you have a vagina and spend yor time admiring them, you can tell the difference. Some people have a preference. It doesn't make trans women any less of women, it just means some lesbians won't date them. It's like the difference between real meat and vegan "meat." It may taste and look the same, but is it really wrong to want a lick of some authentic roast beef?

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>>45094363
Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero, but a hero doesn't use a power like the Voice to murder his King and usurp his throne.

>>45094364
>thinly

We're back up but I don't think the others know yet.

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>bioware shut down for real

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>>45098718
None of the original people were there anymore. You know what Capgras Syndrome is?
>but it isn't a delusion, how fun!

>>45098872
Sheryl Chee, Matt Rhodes, Mark Darrah, Patrick Weekes, and John Epler were all notable Bioware leaders for 10-20 years and were still with the company when they last released a game (Veilguard).
At any rate, Bioware was like your grandma suffering from Parkinsons, and after years of being half-alive finally dies. Guilty relief, but also genuine sadness.

>>45098897
I gotta get around to Jade Empire one of these days, it's been in my backlog since before I became an adult. My brain wants to associate them with KOTR too but I don't remember if that's correct

One week into presenting a little more masc than usual and I already had two (2) women hit on me out in the wild.

>>45098718
they fucking massacred my favorite childhood video game, i will dance on their grave

>>45100561
With the trends of decompile and recompile with AI, maybe there's hope for kit bashing or something? It sucks, but nothing really to be done for it. They were so focused on hiding the broccoli in the brownies that they forgot to add the chocolate. The entire entertainment industry has taken it upon themselves to socialize us, and are getting upset that we not only don't want what they're selling but tell them so to their faces

>>45053407
>Do you have a driver's license?
Yuh
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
2009 Toyota Corolla
>Are you interested in cars?
No
>Ever had car sex? (sex inside a car not with a car)
No

>>45099322
The first one! Looked it up. That was itching my brain all day. Obsidian did the sequel, that's why I was confused

>>45087530
kek this is the rebuttal