>>45083625
need gay boyfriend
>>45085726WHY
>>45085726idgi, how are you supposed to fit those in your butt
>>45085726Is this what pooners put in their pants for some affirming slop or whatever the fuck they do?
>>45085751i dont get how they're supposed to fit over your dick
not everything goes in the ass you silly bottoms
you will allow your vers bttm to breed you.
>>45085765Those are chinese sized holes made for chinese sized penis
no other business with me beside making me a girl?
>>45085765>>45085772post non-chinese sized penises
>>45085771okay
i gotta blow dry my hair and make the bed
squirting on the top's bed
>>45085771Yes, I'm a natural sub bottom, so...
new thread. don't forget our mustache quota
Pit hair clogged with cum
>>45085771nah but if you’re good maybe i’ll jerk you off with a fake butthole
>>45085818Do you find these on demand or do you have this many saved?
It’s not gay to cum in a fleshlight held by a twink
>>45085844both. that one is because i still had his profile open, but i can just open home page and it'll give me one, like this dude
>>45085848what if he’s holding it with his asshole
Rate my ai boyfriend
>>45085866That’s a gay-to-straight adapter
I want a man to slap/spank my ass....
>>45085877lmfao i’m stealing that one
>>45085874Why is he piddle on the floor... is he house trained?
>>45085874Not grainy enough
>>45085860On twitter or another app? my twitter feed is bricked. My For You is just elon-adjacent political spam or fujoshis posting Henry Cavill and the spiderman guy, and my following feed is kind of dead other than a few accounts that advertise their of multiple times a day
>>45085803i gotta blow you and mess up the bed
remember when indian made an entire religion about attempting to b me
my libi do
>>45085860You... you just look at people all day long...? Holy..
>>45085902it's twitter. my for you is mainly scruffy guys, guys' legs, findom (i hate this), various media...and elon. and also people dying, a lot of people publicly died recently it seems. i looked up deadlock once and it keeps showing up so maybe that's the way to do things>>45085943what are you retarded
i cant tell if adderall doesnt work for me or if i just need to max out the dose
>>45085954you need less screen time :///
>>45085790service with a smile
any seattle anons?
Do you guys wanna eat at my house?
>>45086005land of the shit eating diaper trannies
Erm I had a nightmare I was in a room and the floor all the walls and the ceiling were made out of hundreds of flopping cocks
I had a nightmare where you were within a thousand miles of me..Thankfully they're just pretend
>>45086061I will walk then thousand miles and I will walk ten thousand more x3
stop playing with your food
squeak
>>45086028how is poland related to this topic?
>>45086061
Shiza in Seattle
seattle gays are the toughest out there...
>>45086116Shes a polish girl in america Tall Tan Hot Blondcore https://youtu.be/n1VTcJfL7RE?si=M4O1fkueNl57L5hC
shizahouse in shizabraska
Whenever i think of shiza i think of the phrase built like a brick shithouse lol
is homosexuality just a cartoonish caricature of male narcissism viewed through the eyes of a failure of a man unable to himself become or even possibly understand what its actually like to be a real man
>>45086149which is not what it means but good night
Shiza told me before she died that holden told her she should transition
faggot ass bitch
i change my mind, i want a leather jacket. you'll still date me even if i show up in a leather jacket, right?
>>45086220Like a retro jacket or a bdsm BLUF jacket?
>>45086228a retro one. the bdsm one looks like something you can't wear outside
Cashmaster pancakes is still accepting new pigs
Man trying to find places before online maps must have been ass
i'm sorry to interrupt but i need mogged, beaten and raped by a strong BAC domtop
>>45086274it was pretty easy most of the time
>>45086279we only have bbc (brown) and bbc (black) here
>>45086291i think i'll pass. any lightskinned uncut BBrCs at least?
>>45086310lookie here. fag thinks he can order off menu
what does it feel like to snort coke or other stuff out of a erect dick?
>>45086352fleeting
https://voca.ro/1b93BWgn1QHQ
I watched parents trap with Lindsay Lohan and ever since ive been obsessed with twins I went to a support group for people whoeve lost their twins and I pretended I pancakes have a twin right that I lost and I started becoming a stalker to one of the mens in the group who had lost his twin and now he uses me as emotional support
HEY GAYS, DO YOU THINK, ME, A TOP, SHOULD START TYPING IN ALL CAPS? WOULD THAT HELP YOU TO PRETEND WHOOPS I MEAN NOTICE I AM REAL MAN? DOES IT HELP IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
>>45086405https://youtu.be/ImWfp1rHi5U?si=2U9JuDskjFKqxQJ5
>>45086220of course, anything for daddy jensen uwu
>>45086340please elaborate, i'm just a customer looking to be served
made an alcoholic soupshould've made more bc I'm not feeling anythingmaybe I'll cut later
>>45086422being annoying isn't androgynous
>>45086422He's just as gross as you are
>>45086422Is he 18Is this legal
if i said i wanted to marry a manwould you call me crazy?
>>45086429But have you ever met an androgynous person who wasn't annoying?
>>45086446why are you inflamed
Imagine you saw me at piggly wigglies
>>45086453hiv
>>45086446Do you live in Alberta? Did you vote to leave?
Nut in my mouth nut on my face nut in my hair
>>45086465no
But actually I live in Manitoba Winnipeg
>>45086451YES I MEAN YEAH
YEAHHH
>>45086484How do you feel about Hellebyuck?
>>45086484I'M A MAN BROTHER
Sorry winnipeg Manitoba
gay death hits hard
>>45086516tell me about it
>>45086516how do you old gays do it. dipping into that old well again and again. spawn had this little timer. every time he used his super powers his timer would decrease proportionate to how much of his powers he just used and if it zero he would get sent back to hell. can i give you that?
you guys would like spawn he fought a lot of big ugly monsters too. just like you
>>45086605but the difference is spawn always wins his fights
if i kissed you...would you find that agreeable :3
>>45086629Yes and I would kiss you back anon and I would snuggle with you
but what if kissing me is like making out with an ash tray?
>>45086643Erm
just take a breath mint it'll be fine. here i'll even put it in my mouth and give it to you
I love fat fems but they don’t love me
I practice kissing on my Justin bieber pillow
Justin spent 48 hours with Diddy.
>>45086778we all did
Erm im scared I was pooping and when I turned around to pick it up out of the toilet bowl it was gone
>>45086594I picture myself having a more egalitarian relationship with the forces of darkness.
Justin bieber was made for bbc
I wish I could be a bishounen
I have such a strange affection for hell, no idea why.
I am a bishounen we are not the same
yep cock
>>45086872Why do you be gross on purpose?
>>45086929What do you mean
Infiltrate the enemy fortress, Outer Heaven! Destroy the final weapon, Metal Gear!
>>45086932Mkay, so I hope you enjoy being mysterious and alone because I'm not curious enough to keep digging.
>>45086943https://voca.ro/1bywYH20z1du
>>45086932the devil hates (envies) beautiful things
>>45086953what a fat greasy pig eyed unhealthy schizophrenic chopped homeless voice
>>45086963Erm
I'm not curious enough to keep digging but it disturbs me that people keep making fun of your schizophrenia. I've not felt especially compelled to save you though because I suspect your attackers are just you.But in principle I think attacking the sick is abhorrent.
>>45086963slayer is posting vocaroo on pancakes trip?
Slayer sucks BUCKO FUCKS
>>45086990yes
Bucko could fuck me and slayer could never get my punene
Thank god neither one of them is looking for it, or any person at all
>>45087047wig
>gd, bucko, and slayer nightmare blunt rotation
>>45085726These were too small for my average Americanized penis.
It never fucking ends you are all bots, say something different, jesus christ.
>>45086149Great. Just great. Now I am going to have this song stuck playing in my house as his entrance theme whenever he shows up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
Every time I get high I imagine the scene in Real Genius when Val Kilmer sticks the frozen sample into the laser when it's about to destroy itself.
>>45087086my sibling is really cool and I'm glad they've achieved so much
>>45087097lol playing in my head, that is.
God it's freezing down here.
Do you guys think I will FIND LOVE this year? Or next year...
I think i will fall in love with a wonderful mens and he will say I LOVE YOU MR PANCAKES he will holler that at me and then I will knowhttps://youtu.be/m3-hY-hlhBg?si=EkmKNOzJOPZOb5sChttps://youtu.be/O3CkfvYMCWM?si=MD_lyWYisjD-xiVIhttps://youtu.be/xrOEMHsCtPE?si=BuSWK_V5j9hn1FPa
>>45087196To be honest I really want to say yes but I honestly don't think so. Maybe next year though.I don't know WHY you need to act like an idiot but I don't believe you are.
idk how to not lovebomb
>>45087196I hope you do, but I feel like we're all here because we're stuck in some cycle, and we need to escape the matrix and start being real and living.But I'm not going first, so lmk how it goes best friend
martial thinks kingdom hearts is corny
>>45087221Slow yourself down just enough to increase the length of time until burnout gradually over time.
martial artist*
What's therapy like?
Hey. I need to check something. You are all much more alive than me, right? I'm like a pale shadow of an imitation of a human.
Can't seem to get enough ouuuu tell me how will I know? Its just a feeling... erm how will I know?
>>45087251In my experience we just go over how past conflicts justify all our "idiosyncrasies". But I am not sure it's possible for people to be any different with me in real life.
>>45087251if whining makes you feel better i bet it’s amazing but if whining doesn’t make you feel better it is pretty useless
>>45087260>Justify all our "idiosyncrasies"Based, I was worried they would yell at me or think I'm a retard.>>45087261I sure do love to bitch and moan
https://voca.ro/1BeWs5TdPl8YI speak multiple asian languages
>>45087279Well I can't say they don't think you're a retard but they're definitely more diplomatic than to say it.
mental ward abduction plot
>>45087311"um were running low on admits"
im Nigerian and i dont know what a wifi even is
>>45087304Do you actually have schizophrenia? Is it controlled? You seem extremely coherent.
Can someone tell me what force compels my cat to want to eat whatever I'm eating even if it's something cats have no business wanting?He just ate two chunks of marshmellow. Cats can't taste sweet.
>>45087360You don’t get to eat unless you bring enough to share
>>45087353Yes I *actually* have schizophrenia
Mr pancakes without schizophrenia
its always what are you doing and never turn around so i can clean out your ass :P~
>>45087376If I may ask, what sorts of mistakes do you catch yourself making?
>>45087384Id be unstoppable if it weren't for my schizophrenia
>>45087390I made a mistake recently that cost many lives what happened was I put redbull in my aquarium because my fishes were not swimming around fast enough :(
>>45087402classic retard behavior
>>45087402I don't have schizophrenia. But if I ever do get it, I will seek a cure.
Buried at sea is often a form of buried in pee so if anything I'm prolonged their livliehoods.
Redbull is man pee from a cow.
Do you ever wonder if there are other intelligent beings in the universe? Or if communication with other individuals has any point?
tfw no extra terrestrial bf to anally probe me
Why do my nails grow so longI have to clip them every 2 weeks or so
>>45087507Binch youse probably got scat tongues keeping them away YUCKS
A bull is a male cowA cow is a female bull
>>45087516I am so not in the right place in life to date anyone.
Did you know that 22% of gay men had 0 sexual partners over 12 months, 34% had 1 sexual partner, and 44% had between 2 to 100+ sexual partners?How promiscuous are you gaygen?
>>45087507I know there are other intelligent species in the universe because one: reptilians and two: mr pancakes without communism MWUAH
>>45087553Lk delta bringong down the statistic iktyr
i fell too hard for this guy its too uncertain where its going
>>450875531im monogamous. 0 just means you arent trying
>>45087557delta could get dick in 2 hours if he wanted to but instead hes going to die a virgin
I would like a borg alcove.
>>45085726mentally ill, at least get proper onesinb4 pedophilia imagerythere's normal looking ones>>>/jp/ona>>>/jp/51342840
Hi, good evening <3>>45085726I thought those were energy drinks <.<
>>45087775Post in chasergen already. It's basically gaygen 2.0
>>45087887Why would I do that?
>>45087897So I can talk with you ;(Gaygen kicked me out and I miss chatting with you.
>>45087563is he gay
My friend is still cute. He was unusually affectionate during a hug goodbye. At least he could admit he was wrong when he got married.
>>45087897Goodnight Marina. I need sleep now.
>>45087905Aww <3 we can still talk, Anon it's okay. You're always allowed to talk to me
>>45087928Goodnight, I hope you sleep well!
>>45087929>>45087932Thanks. Maybe next time I won't be as tired.
>>45087944You're welcome! And it's okay, we can talk later ^-^
Erm I am scared
>>45085743me too
the gaygen experiment is nearly complete
oh thank god
I haven’t masturbated in over 48 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY8h4_wqkFg
>>45088459dwarfcel
Sleep. It's good for you.
boooois
https://youtube.com/shorts/B2zBe8oBKi4
>>45088459shiza on the left
>>45087916yes he even told me he wouldnt date a bisexual. im just too much of a loser i think he makes over 2x my income
ohhhh maaaaaah gooooood im giving birth!!!!
>>45088535lets fire up that SAT constraints solver!0:=2*x¿
>>45088531Well, I don't know why I came here tonightI got the feeling that something ain't rightI'm so scared in case I fall off my chairAnd I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairsClowns to the left of meJokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with you
im passing actuarial exams so maybe i will get into a 6 fig career eventually but need some dumb luck cus the market is poor here for that
i could also do a masters in stats or cs but it seems like a gamble wanna try passing at least 4 actuarial exams
