>>45286952
fuck hula hoops they made my dysphoric cause i couldn't do it as well as the girls

i have to poo, i have to use the loo, and after i poo i say woohoo for what i do when i poo in the loo

>>45287009
lmao i was really good at hola hoops but i was an autistic freak i preferred larping my webkinz stuffy

Just poo’d successfully . Thank your for your attention to this matter. MMH

>>45287033
what does this mean

>>45287224
malebrained?

i just pooed a very clean "nothin but net" poo

im delusional for thinking i should malefail

>>45287707
i don't think that's delusion
everybody can malefail in the right circumstances
just work with what youve got

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>>45287707
yeah, you kinda are. only beautiful people malefail. put an ugly cishon in mens clothes and she'll never be called "ma'am" ever again

>>45287033
cute
>>45287009
aw :(

>>45286952
Thank you for this old meme picture. It fills me with determination.

I can always hate more, enjoy less.

>>45287747
i malefailed once (once) in men’s clothing and im HIDEOUS. it can be done

i thought we were joking about the not malefailing thing but im getting kinda worried at this point

clean shits are malebrained

i dont have the malefail type phenotype :/

i cant malefail because im super ugly, literally not even once

Just took an absolutely massive high-fiber shit

STOP POSTING SBOUT ME MOM

theres a zodiac theme masked club event at mercer labs tonight, i think ill make a vriska mask :D

there's nothing tonight and my birthday's tomorrow so ig i'll just do nothing and shitpost as usual

motherfucker doesn't even how to use crypto god I hate pooners so much

i look at pooners with disdain and they are the main reason i refrain from attending queer/trans functions

I will never forget you manmodermemoirs

the thing im going to is probably going to be a cis crowd, i wonder if they'll just small the faggot on me

crowds of cishets give me panic attacks

>>45287419
yeah

you guys: being alone sucks!
also you guys: *ghosts everyone*

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yeah

people ghost me because im annoying as shit >.<

i only use my danny phantom powers for good or in self-defense

i look like randy stair

>>45289443
better to be alone than in bad company

the rapist

my bf says people stare at me bc i'm pretty but i know it's bc i'm a tittymoid

tittyboy 2chainz

2 tits
4 bracelets

0 tits
2 moobs

megantwotoads
joeysqueaktits

moobmoders owe me paizuri

how it feels to be a sensitive young* fat manmoder in a world full of chubby chasers

>>45290799
hi

>>45290921
stay back witch
another step forward and i'll inject the ozempic i swear to god i'll do it

>>45290930
you deface your own body

Back in my day we gave ourselves eating disorders and we liked it

>>45290966
i've gained over fifty pounds since transitioning (119 -> 174)

I went from 140 to almost 220...

i'm 190 and i want to be 120 or 110

>>45291005
>>45291013
FAT

>>45291005
>>45291013
holyyyy shit

>>45291024
i don't notice being so fat except when i accidentally knock my bf unconscious by suffocating him with my big jiggly (manly) booty

this is plapbait

being fat is ugly and i belong in a thresher for it

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How it feels being a normal healthy weight on this board full of anas and fatmaxxers

I wasted my youth :/

>>45291144
me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPDCWdqju4E

yanito932 ay

my gf gets me drunk and let's other women cum in me and i don't know how i feel about it

>>45291473
other women? or trans women

>>45291473
bro wtf lol

>>45291473
also real gf or tranny?

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she said see you later, boy

>>45291473
maybe I'm not trans after all

>>45291486
my gf is cis and other women means exclusively trannies

the predatory fujomoder. many such cases

>>45291486
>>45291501
bitterhons

i know how to skateboard btw >_<

I never learned now I'm too old (this applies to everything)

>>45291598
that's cool but you live in new jersey so it's negated

i am a 39 year old emo boy

>>45291611
i learned how to skateboard and rollerblade at 27, stop being lazy

unrape the raped

>>45291633
is this why my cisf ex prostituted me out to moids

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and miracles is the way things ought to be

for me, it's the great milenko

>>45291670
i mean, i do think some projection and vicarity takes place here, and i think it normally centers around the fact that bottoming as an amab is something afabs can never experience. it's the afab mirror of the amab agp that wants to experience what it's like to bottom as an afab, that leads to cis men living vicariously through their wives from the cuck chair as they get fucked by other men. i should not call people depraved

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>>45291627
so true, mestie

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>>45291693
and a much motherfucking wicked moder love to you, too, young lady

>>45291626
no, thats a moder I taught how to skate though ;p

my drag name would be chopyor kogov

anal is humiliating

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>>45291634
it might be cool to know how but I don't think I'd actually be having fun with it and I'm pretty sure it would be nothing but embarrassing trying to do it in public around others, especially at my age and looking the way I do
there's probably a lot of stuff I should try to learn and do before I'm too old

There is a fine line between consideration and hesitation. The former is wisdom, the latter is fear.

>>45291869
>ana li shumiliating
and anotha one

>>45291869
skill/diet issue

>>45291881
nah, I taught someone from this board that was in their 30s over the summer and they ended up loving it.
get a longboard to start, its the best way to train the little muscles that keep you balanced. it's also a great hobby for your legs, butt, and core.

you also live in portland, one of the best places to get around on a long board.

>tfw you're a neverboarding weatherhon and the sidewalks are already covered in slush and dead leaves

got a girl coming over tonight! gotta spruce up my bachelorette pad, change the sheets. what movie should i watch with her?

the human centipede

realistically is being a cisf’s dildo such a bad deal? thinking of detransing for pussy again

chicks dig "the notebook" bro

>>45292018
as in stopping hrt? that's insane to me idk

>>45292044
like lowering my dose and being a top
for me it may be worth it to maintain heteronormative appearances

I'm a failed male, but I can never malefail.

being a cisf's dildo doesn't sound so bad if I could keep it casual, but I know that's not realistic for someone like me

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oops

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Vy8Cfmjuc

>>45291881
right forgot some of you look like old men

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>>45292140

>>45292156
me tonight!!! ^-^

>>45292101
lower like from what to what? would you be to trying to avoid or deliberately seek out re-masculinizing subtler things like the skin texture or body/facial hair and body odor?

Some of you are old men, in mind body and spirit.

thats me, im old and man and moided >.<

i was raised to be an old man from birth. i never asked for this

they were expecting a girl but I was born an old man

>>45292240
jensenmoders

idk how i didn't see this coming

gaslit by the world my whole life award

>>45292018
it's based if you're a top

I'd only top for feminine people

that sentiment is largely universal
those who top masc bottoms are aberrations

I top masc bottoms because it makes me feel powerful

>>45292322
how can you even stay hard?

foids who peg their bf's inspire me
i would only do it with a strap on though

>>45292336
By being bisexual (the rare, actually attracted to men kind)

>>45292354
that's it, it's game over, it's outta the park: she's going to disney world!

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DIDNEY WORL?

>>45292354
moid ass looking delectable to me lately

>>45292354
you mean the common kind
most 'bisexuals' are cishet women who only fuck men
>but i kissed a girl once back in college when i was drunk!
don't care

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>>45292505

>>45292494
Ok but you already know nobody here is a cis woman tho

>>45292354
that's disgusting. i no longer consider you human.

>>45292529
just say you’re an inferior being lol

>not dating men makes you inferior
do moid worshipers really

not dating anyone makes me superior to you all

no
one

goons like gaston
no one troons like gaston
no manmoder benchpresses poons like gaston
>as a rapehon it's true i'm in-ti-mi-dating
my what a tranny, gast-on!

moid fucking is literally a cope and 90% of you niggers are prison gay because you can't get a foid to willingly touch you

>the "hard r"
'ringe

qott: paintball and matcha ice cream
4tran lgbt server for friends:
https://discord.gg/B6CbkspzQ

>>45292643
least obvious projection retard

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>>45292643
I would like to experience this but she doesn't want to experience me.

>>45292678
look at those big naturals

>>45292678
christ would approve

>>45292643
maintaining a sexual relationship with a foid is hardly all sunshine and roses

>>45292643
moid fucking is the biggest cope since the beginning of time

dude wtf, he's a virgin but his pussy have me strep throat?????

I gotta wear a rubber when I fuck him lmao. That man pussy is wack.

me when im jackintosh157 o algo

>>45292952
>t. joeytwotits

>>45292952
the goon seshes as of late got me writing soliloquies like him

>>45292990
m. s. toad

>>45292806
it's not hard, you just gotta get used to them bringing you baked treats and the like

what are they, fucking keebler elves? lmao

women are malicious spirits who will lure you into snow storms

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let grandma bake you some c̖̗̹͛̓ͩo̖͉͎͕͖̞͖̜̳͓̘̞ͮ̍́̓͑ͦ̀ͩ͒́̆̒͆̕͟o̦͔̤͚̞̳͂ͫ̓̊̀ͅk̭̩͍͍̰̮̳̗͈͙ͩ͑͑̃ͯ̔͛̑͜i̦̜͕͉̥̮̗̤ͪ̆́ͤ̾ͫ̋ͦ́ͅĕ̵̹̬͚̦͈͍̩͎͖͕̜̫̙̝̞̖̳͕͖̻͕͉͙̝͖͇̱̦͈̗̠͖̙͉̗ͭ͂͗̂͑̏̀̈́̉̔̋͂̍̋̌̉ͯ̿̋͆̍̇̆̍ͣ̂ͯ̉̀͢ͅͅṣ̴͈͍͙̼̠̟͕̳̝̑ͫͯ̔̓ͫ̎̊̔ͮ

i have a foid that showers me with attention and treats but the problem is that i find her annoying

unironically sometimes you just have to dump a girl for no reason other than she's annoying

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>>45293183
just like my hexxin' kaidan??

>>45293206
this, it gets on my nerves and i find myself constantly rolling my eyes whenever we talk

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i sit on the toilet to pee like a girl, i don't carry a binder: i hon

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the world is ending and I'm just sitting here moding

"the world is ending" bro it's literally fine

i started hrt at 22 my life is shit im ngmi theres no point in continuing

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bitch I'm MELODRAMATIC

I missed my flight.

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i started at 25 and i look like 90s billy zane with b-cup moobs

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you must admit that circumstances have started to become unprecedently silly, thoever

i use downers to cope with the fact that i look like billy zane

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life is one big cope then you die

Wherever I am I must also vape

you might say you're a serial vapist

Started vaping at 13 call that statutory vape

when your vape runs out, are you a vapehon?

what if instead of no nut november it was no nuts november and you get your nuts removed

>>45291576
being a fujo sounds so fun
i wish i was a girl

https://voca.ro/1a8bb76RMWPb

i don't want to listen to that use your textwords not your voicewords

https://voca.ro/1a6ilJMkT1iJ

i don't want to listen to that either

https://voca.ro/1lA9DqxKd0XT

i want to listen to uhhhhh
ween

>>45294165
weenie

https://voca.ro/1hJRYkGfx68r

man you guys are annoying maybe i really should troon out fully

yes let's all go here where we belong >>45240036

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I'll just... hang back a sec, catch up later

>>45287033
>my webkinz stuffy
based

>>45291108
how it feels to be antimuslim on this board full of commies and libtards

https://voca.ro/128aLLxwYb7c

https://voca.ro/1lo2Hqgb98if

https://voca.ro/1nvI54yPrJBG

I'm not asking much, just facts or interpretation. Majority consensus to calibrate what is or is not pathetic.

You see a single 45 year old closeted man dressed as a teenager wandering alone along a commercial strip after hours on a Friday, and after deliberately seeking out a space on 4chan for girls half his age, berates them for their niche lifestyle.

What interpretation should I infer from this fact? Nothing complex, just simple straightforward deductions. It's either sane and normal or flagrant insanity and pathetically weak. That's all I'm asking. It makes no difference to him, I assure you.

He will, of course, attack the observer and observation, but make no attempt to deny the fact.

>>45294320
chat is this real

>>45294320
wha...?

https://voca.ro/16eTermhjs5j

So, normal. Thats all I was asking. Carry on.

>>45286952
Oh girl why can't you just express your emotions like I do? why can't you just get your little balls cut off? hsve your little dick just get real small and cute?
Why can't you be emotional and just be feminine?

https://voca.ro/17I04WZlxl37

i've been selling crack since like fifth grade

>>45294374
bbut you told me you could no longer feel anything aatall

https://voca.ro/15MKizDafejT

>>45294414
It wasn't me. I can't help live as a girl and I wish I could live as a boy, so I can be a faggot, you really can't be a fagot and be a girl

I'm not there

>He will, of course, attack the observer and observation, but make no attempt to deny the fact.

I have nothing to defend myself from when we're talking about you being the accuser. You are a useless hysterical whiny woman. In fact you love this drama so much you've now left your sacred gay general where you moan all day about gay men so that you can come experience drama here. You are vastly more woman like than any trans person I've met on this website.

>>45294517
>>45294445
>>45294397
>>45294376
all squeaktoad

>>45294522
Correct