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>>24660571

Don't thread split, it has caused them to get banned by mods before

>>24651507
tice Practice practice PRACTICE.

>>24661891
Shill your thread somewhere else.

>>24661430
>I am an ancient djinn. I have nothing to do, but I am horny. My only hobby is finding slightly retarded autistic girls who are getting into wicca and "magick" on the internet, and subtly altering reality in their path so that they discover certain tomes and grimoires which are entirely fabricated by me. I then convince them that they've successfully summoned me as a demon after they perform a ritual. I feed their ego, making them think they're powerful witches, however all the powers I offer them are thinly veiled versions of my own fetishes. For example, I "give" them the power to shrink and mind control their enemies, but it's really just because I have giantess and hypnosis fetishes and I want to see them shrink and hypnotize people. Whenever they ask me why I won't give them other powers, I bullshit them about the hierarchy of the daemonic astral spheres and so on. Also whenever they shrink or mind control someone it's really just me in disguise.
based.

>>24661892
wrong pasta
>>24661868

>>24662088
>In the Beginning how the Heav'ns and Earth
>Rose out of Chaos: or if Sion Hill
>Delight thee more, and Siloa's brook that flow'd
>Fast, by the Oracle of God, I thence
>Invoke thy aid to my advent'rous Song,
>That with no middle flight intends to soar
>Above th'Aonian Mount, while it pursues
>Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhyme:
>Sing Heav'nly Muse, that on the secret top
>Of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire
>That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed,
>Of Man's First disobedience, and the Fruit
>Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal taste
>Brought Death into the World, and all our woe,
>With loss of Eden, till one greater Man
>Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat.
>And chiefly Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer
>Before all Temples th'upright heart and pure,
>Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first
>Wast present, and with mighty wings outspread
>Dove-like sat'st brooding on the vast Abyss
>And mad'st it pregnant: What in me is dark
>Illumine, what is low raise and support;
>That to the heigth of this great Argument
>I may assert Eternal Providence,
>And justify the ways of God to men.
Pretty sure you made that up.

>>24662095
>I probably should take the hint
Get a real car.

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>>24661884
Are you the one who keeps posting this?

>>24662171
No.

I've hated 99.5% of Americans I've ever met. If they were a colour, their beings would be a putrid, sulphuric yellow.

Recently went mad. Truly mad. Lost ~20 points off my IQ due to some inexplicable genetic anomaly, the voice in my head speaks seldom mentally, since it prefers to do it directly through me i.e. verbalizes it which is very rare and weird, have got some neurological implications as well such as limited motor movements e.g. inability to stretch up to a certain point, disorganized speech and thought processes that are so jumbled that I'm incapable of having a coherent internal monologue, the voices have taken over completely.
Hellish life this is, pondering suicide on a daily basis.

Good morning niggas.

Philosophy niggas have woken up full of meaningless questions and meaningless threads today, god have mercy on us.

some tarkovsky film called "sacrifice" is on sale for $5 on the apple tv+ store. i never heard of it and it came out the year he croaked (1986), so it might suck. should i purchase this product?

>>24663608
>purchasing DRM-locked media
Erm.

>>24663618
using linux for a desktop computer is stupid

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What's your favorite Opera?

>>24661884
What are jobs in the likes of being a colonial adventurer in the 18thish Centuries? Greenland or Antartica maybe? I want to go somewhere fun and dangerous. Just not to war, that's stupid, but I've got nothing against random defensive guerilla fights against Somalian pirates on top of a Europoid boat.

>>24663853
if you want jobs as a mercenary in africa or where ever they usually only hire dudes who are ex-military usually from some elite shit like navy seals or green berets or whatever. they're not gonna hire some dude who will immediately run away and get shot in the back the first time something happens.

I’ve gotten everything I asked for in life over the last year or so. Now I feel that I must work very hard to make something worthwhile with what I’ve been given and look forward to doing so everyday. It’s so strange to the outlook I once had. Longish periods of life were once defined by the desire to die.
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>>24663654
retard alert

How is it so many people seriously get "your" and "you're" mixed up? And breath/breathe, there/their/they're, and it's/its. Oh, and don't get me started on the absolute plague of not understanding how possessives work. There are an interminable number of mouthbreathing retards out there who spell every and any word ending with an "S" with an apostrophe-S even when it's not possessive. We're entering the age of Idiocracy aren't we?

I tremble as the mounds of dirt surround me

>>24663537
Opinion on religion as antidote for pseud philosophy?

>>24664265
Ye's we are

>>24664207
I don't want to go to war, just that I've got nothing against carrying a weapon and going to dangerous territories. Maybe I could join some jungle scientists? My blood needs adventure. I've served the army, though not in an elite position, just as a regular fighter.

>>24664386
>Why is this thread on /lit/? It is not literature
>>24664409
>>not literature
>It is the companion to all threads, and all potential threadbits
>It is the discourse of the board as a reading material of its own
>What is a book but a bundle of discourses anyway?
>>24664411
>And now no one is gonna post in either because no one wants to make posts that has a chance of not being read if they make the wrong choice. It's a compounding negative effect! Ahhhhh!
A trilogy.

>>24664418
Stop fucking spamming.

>>24664445
>i dont like ur post
Most people are able to take being refuted with grace.

>>24664445
You are the spammer OP of >>24664288
And half your empty thread is meaningless.