No. Getting a truck and starting a successful little business and buying a big house will help you get a girlfriend.
Women may vary

>>24681294
No, but taking DHT blocker, wageslaving for double jaw and taking steroids will-

>>24681346
yeah anon, take Trenbolone!

>>24681294
I'm going to tell you how to get a gf right now and save you a lot of time.

If you want a girlfriend, it is in your best interest to become as physically attractive as you possibly can. This will not hurt you. It will only help you. Here's how you do that:
>lift weights. Starting Strength is fine. Anything that focuses on compound movements. Don't overthink this, just pick a fitness program and follow it. Literally any fitness program. Go ask /fit/.
>dress well. First, this means wear clean clothes. Second, this means wear clothes that fit. Third, this means wear something vaguely stylish. You don't have to dress like a faggot if you don't want to, but women seem to enjoy that. Go ask /fa/. Or find a homosexual IRL and ask him, homosexuals have good fashion, music, art, etc sense.
>have good hygiene. Shower daily. Brush your teeth. If you can't grow a beard, shave. Spend the money to get a good haircut.
Next you want to become mentally slash emotionally attractive. Here's how you do that:
>Stability. First, get a job. Second, get a job that pays enough for you to live on your own. It genuinely does not matter what this is.
>Emotional resilience. Women can smell desperation. PUAtards are tards but they're somewhat right about "the frame." Therapy may be something you want to consider. Consider meditation, consider stoicism, they both help. She doesn't want to be your mom or your therapist and if she feels that way she'll panic and leave.
Next you want to be able to hold her interest. Here's how you do that:
>Conversational ability. First, be able to talk to strangers. Practice this by striking up conversations with other men, preferably older men because they love to talk and men so you don't sperg out or get nervous. You can do this in bars, coffeeshops, and parks. Do this until you think nothing of talking with an old man you don't know for over half an hour.
>I can feel you typing butbutbut man not woman what now? Women are men without cocks. You would know this if you weren't a faggot, but I have to tell you this, which makes you a faggot.
>I can feel you typing no they're not no they're not! Shut up. You know nothing.
>Faggot.
>Develop interests and hobbies that don't boil down to "consoom at screen." It does not matter what these are as long as you care about them. It can be Himalayan basketry. It doesn't fucking matter. If you're on /lit/ then you like to read. Books work great. If you found a homosexual willing to teach you how to dress, he's probably into in something interesting besides cocks.
>Women can smell desperation. Coming on too strong is desperation. Going right to sex talk is desperation. Poking around the edges of your convo to see if she has a boyfriend is desperation. Remember not to do any of that.
>Keep things light and fun. She doesn't want to see your ISIS beheading video. She doesn't think that meme you saw on r9k is funny. Compliment her on something that isn't her tits. Smile/voice work well.

>>24681385
None of this works when you're 5'6

>>24681385
Why does everything hinge on befriending homosexuals?

>>24681294
>>24681385
2/
Next you want to practice rejection. This is the part that makes you scared, so I'll make this easy for you. Do exactly this:
>Find a busy coffeeshop near you. One with a line.
>Bring a book with you. This helps a little bit. It also gives you something to do. Make sure it's not /lit/core. I suggest poetry. You probably need to read more poetry.
>Get in line behind or in front of a cute woman. Make sure she's not with someone or wearing earbuds.
>Now imagine she's an old man from the park.
>"That's stupid" Shut up. You know nothing.
>Faggot.
>Wait until you're closeish to the front and then say exactly this to her: "Hey, have you been here before? I'm not really sure what to order." Smile as you say it, but don't smile like a fucking serial killer.
>Almost all women will laugh a little back and say a sentence or two about coffee. If she says she's never been here either, ask her what she usually gets. If she says she gets the fuck me frap, say something along the lines of "That sounds good. You know, I don't usually get that, but I'll get it on your recommendation."
>You can try and keep the conversation going from here if you want. I suggest you don't.
>Order your coffee. When she's done ordering hers, go up to her and say exactly this: "Hi, sorry to bother you again, but I think you're very cute. I'd love to buy you coffee here sometime. Can I have your number?"
>If she says yes, congrats. You got yourself a date. You can stop imagining she's an old man now.
>But she won't say yes, because you're likely sperging out. Continue imagining she's an old man. She will give some reason why she can't date you.
>Say exactly this: "I would've been kicking myself if I didn't ask. Enjoy your coffee." Smile a little as you say it. If you can laugh a little as you say the first part, perfect. If you can't, don't worry about it.
>Then walk away and sit down with your back to her.
>"That's stupid" This is so you don't gawk at her.
>And so she won't have to see you cry. Faggot.
>Drink your coffee. Do not turn around to look at her. If it helps, continue imagining she's an old man.
>Finish your coffee and leave the coffeeshop.
Congrats. You did it. Nothing bad happened to you. Now do this ten times at a few different coffeeshops. This is to inoculate you against rejection. It will show you it is harmless, it will give you practice holding a conversation, it will show you cute women are plentiful, and it will show you that you're able to ask for a woman's number. After ten times, you are now inoculated. Continue doing this at different coffeeshops, bars, parks, etc until it works. Vary this script based on locale and circumstance, but keep the tempo and the general drift the same.

>>24681351
Tren will get you girls they may just be very fat or men

>>24681385
>I’m going to tell you how to get a girlfriend
>be attractive
Woah

>>24681385
>it is in your best interest to become as physically attractive as you possibly can
Stopped reading there. Women settle all the time for dudes who don't work out (and often being a gymrat is seen as a negative because it's a hobby which they can't (won't) join you in). What matters is that you're not morbidly obese and that you're secure with yourself. Same goes for clothes, as long as you don't dress like an autist or wear Rick Owens head to toe you're fine.

>>24681294
>>24681385
>>24681421
3/3
We will now quickly cover possible questions.
>What book of poetry should I bring?
Doesn't matter. I suggest Yeats or any of the Romantics.
>What if I'm short?
You'll have a harder time. Won't be impossible.
>That script is retarded
You don't have a girlfriend. You have nothing to lose and you don't know what to do.
>I have a girlfriend and that script is retarded
Okay.
>I don't have a girlfriend and that script is retarded
Okay.
>That script won't get me a girlfriend though?
No shit. That's the fucking point.
>So how do I get a girlfriend?
You do post 1 and post 2. And then you won't need someone to tell you what to do. "He must so to speak throw away the ladder, after he has climbed up on it."
>How could I possibly thank you?
Don't waste your time on bullshit PUA books. The ones that aren't retarded all say variations of post 1. Instead, you should read poetry. You probably don't read enough poetry. Norton Critical puts out a very good edition of Keats that organizes his career chronologically, including letters to friends, from friends, and reviews of his work from his era. Arden publishes the best edition of Shakespeare's sonnets. If you're at all curious about the best of the best of contemporary poetry, The Vintage Book of Contemporary American Poetry is an excellent anthology. Coleridge is a joy. I'd go Oxford World's Classics for him, but Penguin's is also good. If you haven't read Donne you're missing out, go Penguin. John Clare can be fun. If you want something you won't like, but is unquestionably the most influential book of poetry of the last 50 years, then Ashbery's "Self-Portrait In A Convex Mirror."

I wish you well OP. Love you. <3

>>24681402
Just date a 5'4 girl

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>>24681294
Nah man you gotta start by getting the grindset to do some heckin adulting!

>>24681435
>Women settle all the time for dudes who don't work out
These men are tall. I'm assuming he's short or average, in which case he needs to be physically fit.

>>24681424
shhhh, it's better if he doesn't know

>>24681525
HATE redditors

>>24681525
Mark Manson has some good advice. Most of these other books copy his book titles without the advice.

>>24681525
Zoomers complain about boomer humor then crack open one of these without a thought.

No dipfuck except Carnegie's. Instead, lrn2emotional intelligence and how to see the good in things. Go to the gym and read books and shit but you've gotta counteract the whiny bitch tendencies that reading too much /sig/ shit will make you adopt. Bukowski was smart and a good writer but he was also an insufferable faggot, don't be like him. Instead just learn how to strip away the bullshit, listen to your innermost desires, and construct a life that makes you look forward to waking up in the morning. Not saying to just bee yourself, but I am saying that in addition to lifting and making money you should take the time to learn how to control your own emotions because women, as emotional creatures, see right through that shit and you'll go from being a poor fat khv to a rich fit khv with extra angst because of a weird sense of entitlement. Now get off 4chan and go outside you brussel sprout eating faggot