/lit/ - >150 pages of seething and slander Was Procopius - Literature

Anonymous

08/30/25(Sat)09:52:22 No.24682722

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Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)09:52:22 No.24682722 Archived

>150 pages of seething and slander

Was Procopius history's first hater?

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:33:47 No.24683029

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:33:47 No.24683029

>Justinian killed 1 BILLION people in his North African campaigns, maybe even more
This guy's hater levels were off the charts

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:43:22 No.24683050

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:43:22 No.24683050

>>24682722
now you know why he's named pro-cope-ius

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:45:33 No.24683052

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:45:33 No.24683052

Theodora really was a slut though

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)13:01:47 No.24683097

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)13:01:47 No.24683097

>>24683052
Did she really have massive outdoor orgies with young boys while also loudly proclaiming that she wished god had created her with more holes so she could service more men at one time?

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)14:09:39 No.24683262

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)14:09:39 No.24683262

>>24683097
tfw you will never be empress theodora's young boy

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)14:41:04 No.24683333

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)14:41:04 No.24683333

>>24682722
It was all true.
Justinian was a demon whose head separated from his body and flew around.
It's your modern sensibilities that blind you to demonic forces.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)15:20:13 No.24683402

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)15:20:13 No.24683402

>>24682722
>Ruins the reputation of not only his wise and benevolent monarchs but his empire as well.
When time travel is invented this motherfucker needs to get worked over

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)15:59:03 No.24683482

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)15:59:03 No.24683482

Why do you think they had plagues all the time? It was a cursed place which abandoned gods and was abandoned by gods in return.