I'm writing a manifesto (I have no violent intentions). I have about 15 pages done and I'm running out of things to talk about. How am I supposed to get to 100 pages?
writing a manifesto top ten gayest things how bout you get money fuck bitches and read some origami yoda
Have you read Loya Wars?
>>24687339Talk about your ceiling lights and how they used to be incandescent, giving off a warm and welcoming yellow glow like the sun but they are now white and harsh like a hospital. I want to be bathed in warm soothing light not harsh septic faux light from the machine elves
>>24687339>manifesto
>>24687339Teddy K.’s manifesto wasn’t that longI don’t think the communist manifesto was that long eitherThis isn’t school and there’s no minimum page count
>>24687394based photon interpretation machine
yes and also speak about how: A. Gravity is getting heavierB. Jacking off don't feel as good as it used toC. Girls don't smell as good as they used to in the 80s (but still pretty damn good) C. Weeds too damn strongD. They putting shit in booze to make the hangover damn nigh kill youE. The kids are completely useless (yes this was always true, but its more true than ever before)
>>24687851>boomers complaining the weed is too strongalways makes me chuckledon't forget it seems to be getting hotter every summer (must be something objective with the environment and not a subjective experience resulting from aging of course!)
>>24687851>C. Girls don't smell as good as they used to in the 80s (but still pretty damn good)Girls used to smell of anal leakage from canola oil. Now all they smell of is tapioca pudding and non-steriodal anti-inflammatory. It has me a mind to to gay on Barry over in comatose. Barry at least smells like shit.
>>24687339I can usually squeeze a couple more pages into my manifestos when I write out the history of my masturbation habits from first wank until now. Leads to some valuable insights.
