>they're called oliphauntsTolkien really halfarsed this
olip haunts
>>24687366>Timothy OliphantBravo Tolkien
Middle Earth is supposed to be Earth in the distant past you tards.
>>24687405so why are there potatoes, a new world food, in the old world?
>>24687427After the scorching of the shire, all hobbit potatoes were lost. No one else in ME grew or ate potatoes. Potatoes weaken elven magic, thus the uptight rivendell fags never ate 'em
>>24687427potatoes are an old old world food (atlantis)
Potatoes don't exist. They're a lie made up by Big Crisp. What you're eating are bacterial cultures cultivated originally back in Atlantis. What you see here in the tater is antediluvian nephilim genetic manipulation. The potatoe is a creation of the nephilim.
>>24687427Potatoes don't exist in Middle Earth, Sam is delusional due to hunger. Hence why Smeagol, a centuries old creature who has travelled extensively around Middle Earth, doesn't know what they are
>>24687463Then what was he referring to when he said "boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew"? Beets? Or was he inventing foods in his delirium?
>>24687463Oh shit.
>>24687465Obviously talking about tubers. >inb4 tubers are potatoes No they aren’t
>>24687405>you tards
>>24687665Correct, everyone is a simpering idiot except me.
>>24687405po tard do. boil em mash em stick em in a stew
>>24687427techniques died off and remerged at a latter date.
>>24687427Middle earth is third age Brazil
