ITT: Atrocious literature ideas (of any kind) you've heard.
A murder mystery from the perspective of the dog
a chronicle of the last half-century of american life as told through a biography of a cia analyst and his son
>>24687844Werewolf on werewolf attempted mpreg with safe use of contraception and when contraception fails mbortion. "Dogbitch, I love you enough to pay for your arse D&C of our puppies, and if the Vet doesn't, I will abort rape you with the speculum to prove my love for you." Omegabortionverse.
is that mark gormley
>>24687857I've read it on AO3
>>24687857>Omegabortionversei wish you all didn't fill my head with shit i never wanted to know about
>>24687856Tucker Carlson is: Forrest Gump>Now in theaters
400 page psychedelic proto-psychological journey charting the brief life of a failed sperm during an alleyway rape using humanity's need for nuclear fusion as allegory
>>24687876>i wish you all didn't fill my head with shit i never wanted to know aboutCheers cunt, I will be here all week.
>>24687853I wanted to borrow Thursday Murder Club from my local library, but it wasn't in at the moment. The librarian recommended me borrowing Three Bags Full by Leonie Swann instead. A murder mystery with sheep as the main characters. I thought it sounded fun based on his description, but that book was such a let down. I expected something like Shaun the Sheep solving a murder, what I got was real life, stupid ass sheep trying to understand what was going on in the story. You as the reader couldn't get a clear picture either because of these stupid animals. "He went there with this thing that I don't have the vocabulary to describe. I wonder what he was up to... Oh! Look at this lovely spot of grass!" It's actually one of the few book I haven't finished. Thursday Murder Club on the other hand was exactly what I expected it to be, and I loved every second of reading it.