what are some books for kids that aren't zogged? current editions or stuff that it's easy to find second hand, just went to the kids section in a normal library and half of it was about trannies for some reason
>>24690989Write your own. That's my plan, not like it's hard.
>>24690989Aesop's Fables, The Odyssey, Le Morte d'Arthur, the list could go on
>>24690989>zoggedGo back
>>24691068zog is currently the left-right bipartisan consensus, there's nothing edgy about it
>>24690989Anything by Dahl. Main problem with Dahl is that newer versions edge away literally every single insult in the books but to my knowledge does not actually change anything plotwise. Still better off getting older versions as they're almost always cheaper.
>>24691087Go back
>>24691099cool
>>24690989The Wind in the WillowsWinnie the PoohAlice in WonderlandDr Seuss
>>24691068>>24691108Imagine being this much of a faggot
>>24691259>you have to take my retarded political faggotry seriously because... because... YOU JUST DO OKAYThe adults are trying to discuss literature
>>24691277No one said you had to take anything seriously. But you're taking the retarded meme position that people who care about politics can't also care about literature, as if there's some imaginary boundary between the two.Tl;dr: kill yourself, retard.
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>>24691277Shut up you moany cunt.
Jack London can be good, with a bit of parent filtering
>>24691299>You don't have to take me seriously I don't, and you're clearly upset that you're being ridiculed instead of applauded. You will read this and try to pretend like you're not upset. You will do this because you're not very intelligent>I simply care about politicsNo, you screech /pol/ memewords for no reason and get upset when people call you a retarded faggot for it. It's so funny when you people try to act like intellectuals >tl;dr go back to your containment board
>>24690989The entire infantilizing concept of "books for kids" is zogged. Let small children play and just teach them critical thinking, when they're ready to take reading seriously give them classics>>24691099>Dahlliteral zog agent>>24691318I remember being forced to read this mkultra slop as a kid and I absolutely hated it. I thought picrel was good
>>24691355>The entire infantilizing concept of "books for kids" is zogged. Let small children play and just teach them critical thinking, when they're ready to take reading seriously give them classicsin a way, but you need to teach simple stories to kids, because more complex stories are often commentary on previous or more simple stories. like don't do millennial slop, where you show Shrek to kids that have never read a straightforward knight save the princess story, or tv series showing Shakespeare parodies to people that have never read or seen a Shakespeare play, you need the primordial form if you want to add commentary on top of itthough this may be solved by reading older adult books instead of kids books
>>24691355>I thought picrel was goodis Montecristo more of a teenage reading rather than kid reading?
>>24691299Trump rapes kids. I read that in a non zogged children's book.
thoughts on Jules Verne? i always found him a bit dry
>>24691050no kid is gonna read homer
>>24691535you read it to them and add sound effects
>>24691354>containment boardLiterally a meme concept invented for retards like you to feel superior. But you're too stupid to ever get it.>>24691381Not even remotely relevant.
>>24691355>>Dahl>literal zog agentRoald Dahl was an antisemite.
>>24691783Containment boards are to keep certain genres of retardposting consolidated.
>>24690995All children's media should be created and held to a massively higher standard than the slop we consume.But no, it's all ghost-written faggotry by Z-list celebrity, concerned with poo and farting
>>24691535Kids have read Homer, sometimes in edited versions targeting them specifically, for centuries.
>>24691800And still too much of a coward to stand up for that principle. I will not read him to my children unless I wish to raise cowards.
>>24691323This will make your kids depressed and grizzled hunters who will tell their dogs they’ll never be as good as old Dan
>>24691355>Dahl>literal zog agent??
The Fables of Aesop and Phaedrus RETVRN TO TRADITION
>>24692228>Phaedrushow is this for kids?
>>24692164holy autism
The most relevant book of our time
>>24694497for me it's If you give moose a muffin.
>>24694497reminds me of this grifter book that was released in the 90s before online grifters were even invented, there has to be some jeet video somewhere explaining this book and trying to grift
>>24691783>/pol/ is NOT a containment board! it's NOT!>stop saying that!>I'm not retarded! I'm NOT!>guys stop! take me seriously!kekkek
